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"Say, Vi, what are your thoughts on this restaurant?" Caitlyn asked her lover after she took a sip of the fine wine in her glass. The exquisite and pleasant aroma filled the air, along with several other beverages, alcoholic or not, that were near the two.
"Certainly a lot more fancy than what I'm used to. But hey, this liquor really is great, what can I say." Vi responds, lively as always. She was talking while also having food in her mouth, which most Pilties consider extremely rude, but Caitlyn paid no mind to it, surprisingly.
"I'm pleased that you're happy."
These two lovebirds - as Jinx calls them mockingly, whenever she sees the two holding hands - were on a date in one of the fanciest restaurant in Piltover. Caitlyn nearly knew the place by heart, having visited so many times, on so many occasions - dates with Vi, family nights with her parents when she was a child and so on - The staff members were acquainted with Caitlyn and greeted her - And Vi - in a friendlier way. Vi, on the other side didn't really care about manners, fancy drinks and such. If the food was good, the place was enough. She usually let Caitlyn choose date places in Piltover, as she knew the place better.
The atmosphere was perfect. Aromatic lit candles carefully placed on the table, which was decorated with an elegant, clean tablecloth. Two glasses - one with wine and one with liquor - were put across the table, half empty. The slight smell of alcohol was nostalgic for Vi. It reminds her of her childhood, which she spent growing up in the Last Drop. There were also two plates with neatly arranged food on the table, nearly all finished already.
it had to get interrupted. Vi's phone ringed loudly, attracting weird looks from the others people there. So she got up from her seat and swiftly ran, a bit anxiously in the restrooms, where people wouldn't look at her weirdly.
Who was calling, anyway? Vi reads the caller's name, only to see that it's her sister. Eyes widened, she answers the call, thinking something bad happened. Otherwise why would Jinx call?
"How long is that date?" She asked with a frown on her face. From what Vi could tell, her sister was in the kitchen, sitting on a chair.
"We'll be home soon, Pow-Pow. How are you?"
"Scared. Ekko is flaming everyone in Portuguese." Jinx cracked an amused smile, adjusting the phone's position on the table while talking.
"Little man's playing again?" Vi asks, slightly rising an eyebrow, a smile making its way on her face.
"Yea. He flamed so loud I had to go in the kitchen. I regret showing him that game."
"Glad I don't play it." Vi replies, smiling. Jinx tried making her try it out too, but luckily, Vi was busy and couldn't.
"Come visit soon, before I smack Ekko with the toaster, bye!"
"Bye, Pow."
And there she goes. The call ends and she slid her phone back in her pocket. Fortunately, the pockets were big enough for her phone to fit inside :')
She goes back, this time she walks slowly and relaxed.
Vi took the seat she had, at the table for two that she and Caitlyn shared.
Caitlyn looked at Vi. Worried, she asked "Did something happen at home?"
Because Caitlyn assumed Jinx called Vi, and she only calls when something major happens. And if Caitlyn let her imagination run wild, she'd imagine the house was on fire, god was entirely dead and Ekko lost a limb.
"Yeah, something bad happened." Vi said quietly, mimicking a sorrowful expression, as if she got news of a terrible happening. Behind that expression, was just an irresponsible person named Vi that wanted to scare Caitlyn, taking advantage of her paranoia.
"What happened?" Caitlyn asked curiously, worry rising, visible in her expression and audible in her voice.
"Jinx got bored and Ekko's flaming everyone in Portuguese." Vi mimicked an exaggerated and dramatic sob, that slowly grew in a quiet laugh.
Caitlyn realized she's been tricked and her face goes from worried and agitated to purely annoyed in seconds.
"Oh really? Should I call the ambulance for that?" She asks, in annoyance, Vi still laughing her ass off as quietly as she could, not to attract looks from posh strangers.
"Well, maybe" Vi said between laughs that were slowly beginning to fade out.
"Well you certainly are entertaining." Caitlyn commented, then took a sip from her glass of wine.
"I am, right? You should've seen your face." Vi smiled smugly. She took another big sip of the liquor. "You were like 'oh noOo, BetrAyAaal'.." Then continued.
"Clearly, you drank too much liquor." Caitlyn pointed out, ironically enough, she takes a sip of wine right after that. "We'd better visit those two and go home then.
"Leave? Now?" Vi asked, confused and taken by surprise.
"Yes, now."
And another minute passes, in which Caitlyn argues with Vi. Cait quickly realized her wife was tipsy. If Caitlyn learned something new about her partner that day, it's that she was a lightweight. She seriously didn't expect that.
As for the ride? It was... Interesting, to say the least. Vi was half asleep and occasionally, she'd try to open the door while Caitlyn drove.
~
Now that they were in front of the door, Caitlyn struggled to find the keys to Ekko and Jinx's home in her purse while also having Vi hang on her shoulder, close to falling flat on the ground. She only had two glasses of liquor, goddamn.
Caitlyn found the keys, just after finding comically large spoons, a black hole and a fat cat in her purse.
Just as she was about to open the door, she heard yelling. She stopped for a bit, thinking it's just her imagination. But it was not. She could hear Ekko flaming.
Blame it on Jinx, she showed him that game.
By the sounds of it, he was playing with a feeding Yasuo. Which was never a nice experience.
She opened the door and the yelling only got louder.
Caitlyn dragged Vi by the hand inside, too.
"Maybe I can be a ballerina." Vi mumbled drunkenly, amusing Caitlyn. If only Jinx would see her sister like this, she'd record it and use it as blackmail material.
"Yeah, I already imagine you twirling, dear." Caitlyn sarcastically nodded.
Then Caitlyn hanged her coat as well as Vi's, both a little annoyed by all the flaming. Caitlyn started wondering if Jinx was still alive.
Surprisingly enough, the poor girl was in the kitchen, sitting at the table, shaking. Her head resting on the table and she was covering her ears. It was just torture and she's probably had enough.
"Are you brEATHING? Caitlyn asked, approaching Jinx.
No response from her.
Caitlyn shakes Jinx's head a bit, just to make sure the poor girl isn't dead or something. She got to admit, she kindaaa hated Jinx's guts but having Jinx's corpse in the house wouldn't make Vi too happy.
She immediately lifted her head in surprise, looking left to right until she spotted Caitlyn.
"ÇÅÏTLYÑ HELLO, HELLO, HOW ARE YOU-"
"By the looks of it, I should be asking you that. I'm fine, but you?" Caitlyn asked, taking a seat next to Jinx.
"... Never been better." She sarcastically responded. "Hey, what's up with Vi?" She questioned, observing Vi twirling in the background.
"She... Uhm. Had some liquor." Caitlyn explained, taking as a personal note that she's never gonna let Vi order alcoholic beverages anymore.
Jinx snorts out a chuckle. "Lightweight."
And truly, since Ekko's birthday, Caitlyn and Jinx were on better terms with each other. The smaller anarchist wasn't so hostile towards Caitlyn anymore, which was clearly, a big achievement. Just to be clear, Caitlyn still disliked Jinx's rash behavior and her guts, but hey. Besties are besties.
"I'll go get her to bed." Caitlyn sighs, getting up.
"I'll help too." Jinx offered.
Despite being a criminal, she was actually really nice, Caitlyn thought. Each day a new surprise, no?
And Vi was still twirling in the corridor. Jinx was wondering how was she not dizzy yet. Though, those moves weren't too shabby. Vi could be a ballerina. It would be entertaining.
Caitlyn took Vi's right hand and Jinx took the left. The two of them struggled to drag her off in the living room, where there was a couch. And it was tiring, of course.
Yet somehow, they succeded this too.
But Vi was still energic as hell, so they had to tape her down to the couch... She'll fall asleep, eventually. Maybe.
Now there was only another problem that needed to be solved. Ekko.
(No, you bastard, they aren't gonna unbirth him. If that's what you were thinking. )
And once they were in his room, the two of them felt like their ears were falling off. If Ekko wanted revenge for that one time Jinx did karaoke on Ghost Rule, he sure was savoring his revenge.
"EKKO STOP THAT DAMNED GAME." Caitlyn yelled, as it was the only method to get heard in this room.
"I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF A RANKED MATCH"
"THIS GAME IS TAKING OVER YOUR LIFE, YOU SON OF A BANANA" Jinx joined in, making it way more chaotic than it should be.
Ekko was focused on the screen so much that for a moment, he didn't even observe Caitlyn placing her hand on the back of his gaming laptop's screen.
He was just about to tell her to cut it off, right when he woke up with 🎆n o m o r e l e a g u e🎆, which is a dream for most players.
Ekko remains still, silent. And the other two finally get peace and quietness.
"How are you feeling." Jinx asked, walking right in front of him.
"I'm at inner peace, thank you for stopping that." He thanked nicely, seeing Caitlyn there too.
"So.. The date's over?" He asked her.
"Yep." She replied. Ekko looked across his room, searching Vi, but she wasn't there. "Where's Vi?"
"Dead beat drunk on the couch." Caitlyn and Jinx both say at the same time, surprising each other.
"Jinx! Ya owe me a coke." The blue haired anarchist exclaimed, proud. Caitlyn rolled her eyes, smiling amused by this childish behavior. Yup, Vi and Jinx surely were sisters.
"How was it?" Ekko asked, furthering the conversation. He was actually kind of curious if the dishes served there would be comically small. Jinx told him that once, when she was on a killing spree at a Piltie party, she saw the dishes served there were painfully small. So, he trusted her.
"It was actually quite nice." Caitlyn replied simply.
~Timeskip to the next morning bought to you by Jinx's passive, Get Excited. Basically, bitches wanted to somehow move Vi at home, so she wouldn't sleep on the couch. But she woke up and surprisingly, she was able to walk on her own. Eventually, Caitlyn and Vi got home. ~
And it was morning again. The warm rays of the sun was slowly but surely make their way through the windows in every home, big or small. (Sorry that was way too cliche. )
There were people who enjoyed bathing in the warmt, like Caitlyn, Vi and Ekko.
And there was Jinx, who was a half vampire, like Silco. Like father like daughter, what can I say. Hotel Transylvania 5 anybody?
Caitlyn always wakes up first. At around 7 am, she's always up, whispering prayers. And occasionally, Vi gets up at the same time as her lover. But she just stays there, looking at Caitlyn pray.
This morning, Vi heard Caitlyn whispering something between the lines of "Thank you, God, that I do not work in a McDonalds. May my wife's sister find a competent therapist.. " and so on.
Even Caitlyn, the most polite and nice person out there seemed to hate dealing with karens, huh? They seem to exist just to ruin a teen's life who needs money for their student loans.
Accidentally, Vi popped one of her knuckes. It was some kind of reflex she had, one she seemingly couldn't control at times.
Caitlyn stopped whispering and turned her head back at Vi. Poor traumatized Vi heard Caitlyn's neck crack and could swear her lover's eyes glowed a disturbingly bright white. Think, guys, possessed Caitlyn: one of Jinx's top 10 weirdest nightmares.
Vi could scream out of fear but she was simply too sleepy and lazy to do so.
"Well good morning, lightweight. " Caitlyn greeted. The disturbing image of a Possessed Caitlyn quickly dissipated as Vi blinked a few times. Now, all that was left was a cutesy, lovely Caitlyn.
"Mornin'" Vi also greeted, stretching her arms a bit after.
"You woke up early. Did I wake you up?" Caitlyn asked, coming closer to her sleepy lover. "Nah, just.. A bit." The redhead answered, wrapping her stronk arms around Caitlyn's waist.
"Are you sober?" Caitlyn asked.
"Sober? Whaddya mean?"
Cool. It seems Vi doesn't exactly remember what happened last night. "Yea? You got drunk after two glasses of liquor last night." Caitlyn reminded her.
"Oh, yeah. Yup, I am sober."
"Good. I'm gonna go make coffee." Caitlyn said as she tried to get up, unable to get Vi's hands off.
"I'm coming too." Vi told her.
But hell, none of them were moving.
"Um, Vi?"
"Yes, dear?"
"THE COFFEE?"
~~Okay, but what's happening over at the other two crackheads'? ~~
"GOOOOD MORNING, SLEEPYHEAAAD~"
Ekko woke up in the way many Jinx simps would want to. She was on top of him, smiling like a clown.
"You should really stop playing Danganronpa V3" Ekko commented simply, as this shit was already becoming 'normal' for the two of them.
"Not after bby rät became bby päñçãké. " Jinx replied gleefully, getting off him.
"Such a glow up" Ekko joked. As a Kokichi stan, I do hope he insulted all other Kokichi stans/simps. Sincerely, Darry.
'Ah, where is that fucking toaster when I need it...?' Jinx thought.
Nevermind, though. It all ended happily with both of them having pancakes as breakfast. The author is NOT gonna say who made them. So, be free to 🎆i m a g i n e🎆 either Jinx or Ekko as the one that cooks.
Just as they were eating and chatting, of course, because there is no silence where Jinx is, Ekko's phone starts ringing.
Guess who..?
Riiight, Vi and Caitlyn again.
"Morning." Ekko greeted first.
"Y'all might want to check the door." Vi said. A little bit creepy, if you ask Jinx.
Curiously, Jinx goes to the door and looks through the eyehole. In the front of the door were none others than Caitlyn and Vi.
Haha, very funny, guys.
Jinx opens the door and sees the two smiling like undercover clowns.
"Mornin' sis" Vi started gleefully.
"Are you still drunk?" Ekko asks, still in the kitchen.
"Nope" Vi responds, going inside.
"So. Why the early morning visit?" Jinx asked, slightly amused at how early they decided to visit. And they said Caitlyn's decisions are always the best. Yeah, sure, not when Vi's around. All good reasoning flies straight through the window, just like my money when I saw that one Otter plushie that is now laying on my desk, wearing a crocheted hat.
"No reason." Vi replied.
"Buuut?" Ekko came and asked, suspiciously.
"There's a reason. We figured you guys never actually went on a real date!" Caitlyn answered.
"Since when are you two hired as Cupids?" Jinx asked, a bit surprised and also confused.
"Since last night when realization suddenly hit me." Caitlyn replied honestly. She.. Had a vision, let's say.
"Continue." Ekko hesitated, but he sure was intrigued. Normally, Caitlyn is the calm and responsible one from the four. But right now, Ekko felt like the only one who had at least 3 braincells.
"So we booked a double date at the best dating place in Piltover." Caitlyn did continue. Woaah, talk about moving wayyy too fast.
And then here comes a break of silence. Everyone is sitting uncomfortable, waiting for someone, anyone to say anything.
....
"You did wha'?" Jinx asked, confused. She wasn't really paying attention to the discussion and she was also wondering why everyone was so quiet.
"We booked a double date at the best dating place in Piltover. Today, at 19:00." Vi repeated, starting to think her sister didn't like the idea.
And another break.
"Sister." Jinx started, looking deep in Vi's eyes.
"Look me in the eyes, Vi." At this point Jinx was just giving Vi the heebie-jeebies. Vi could sense something was wrong and how her sister was probably one step away from the kitchen knife.
Even so, Vi looked her in the eyes as she spoke.
"Me? In a fancy Piltover place? Damn, sister, you really planned this well. The whole place is gonna blow up in like.. 3 seconds!" Okay, yeah, that was it, the heebie jeebies dissipated.
"You did the math?" Ekko asked, amused. And Jinx nodded playfully.
"Well shit, Vi, we absolutely forgot your sister is a wanted criminal." Caitlyn stated the obvious.
"Yeah, sometimes her innocent smile is all it takes to make you think she actually is innocent."
"And here's another idea, how are we gonna take her to Piltover, anyway? There are wanted posters everywhere." Ekko was once again the one with more than 3 braincells.
"... We absolutely forgot." Caitlyn added sadly.
"Wanted posters? You guys must be joking! Those are such a fucking lie, my life isn't half as glamorous as my wanted poster makes it out to be." Jinx exclaimed, disappointed in whoever designed her poster.
"Well we are gonna do it anyway. Caitlyn's a cop, she must be able to hack the law." Vi encouraged the group.
"'Hack the law'.. " Jinx repeated, mocking Vi.
~
Yet somehow, they still decided to go, despite all the obvious stuff that meant 'DON'T DO THAT SHIT.'. Just now, it's 18:36 - Jinx and Ekko were getting ready. Picking up the most elegant outfits they had, which were not many. Jinx picked a black dress which was decorated with gold details. It fitted her like a glove and it was really beautiful, hugging her curves elegantly. Just.. Not what she usually wore. As for Ekko? A simple white shirt and trousers would do the trick.
Jinx's hair was not braided this time; Instead, she had two high buns and the iconic hair strand in the front. I have no idea man, I'ma be honest. I can't describe hairstyles. Ekko, on the other hand, had just his usual hairstyle, which honestly fit him just perfect.
Caitlyn and Vi? They were just in front of the other two's home, waiting for them in Cait's car. Vi had a neat white suit with gold accents. The first 2 buttons were undone, just to add that 🎆 j o c k 🎆 feel. Caitlyn was wearing a beautiful (way too frilly) knee-length dress, accessorised with a lace-y chocker.
And literally that's it. Time to hop in the car and commence operation 'double date, double trouble'.
"Yo." Jinx started, 3 seconds after Caitlyn started driving.
The others threw her the '?' look. Ekko could bet money he knew what was wrong.
"Can I-?"
"Yes, Jinx, you can blast-"
"Say no fucking more."
"WATCH YO FUCKIN LANGUAGE." Vi corrected her little sister. Oh, the irony, everybody wants to be my enemy~
And Caitlyn gave Jinx the aux cord. And it all went downhill from there.
'Naui sokdoga doniramyeon bands on me
Deo sege goeropyeo bwa nareul rain on me'
"Wait, what the hell?" Ekko started.
"How is this not Get Jinxed?" Vi asked, continuing Ekko's exact idea.
"I started playing Valorant yesterday." Jinx answered. It was a good way to.. Shoot something while not actually harming anybody. Well, at least not physically.
"And let me guess." Caitlyn added. "You main Jett?" She continued. Caitlyn was actually quite familiar with Valorant.
"Yes, exactly." Jinx nodded. "Wait. Do you play too?"
"Of course."
......
A break of words in which only the verses of the song could be heard.
'I’m not healer jjajeung namyeon jilleo
I don't like being cool'
"BESTIEEEE" Caitlyn and Jinx both said at the same time. This nearly transformed into a car accident.
"JETT REVIVE ME, JETT USE YOUR ULTI-" Caitlyn joked while driving, which lemme tell ya, wasn't a great decision.
"YO WHO DO YOU MAIN?"
"SAGEEEEE"
Ekko and Vi were completely dumbfounded, not understanding any word at all. What the fuck were the two girls talking about?
"OF COOOOURSE YOU TWO HAVE BLUE HAIR AND PRONOUNS" Vi was so confused at the jokes the two were saying that she just had to intervene and say this, followed by a forced laugh.
"Vi, you are terrible at interrupting." Ekko commented, with just a hint of rudeness.
"Ah, yes, the exaggerated swagger of a black teen." Jinx mocked playfully.
"Ayo? I'm 20." Ekko then continued. "Doesn't change shit." Jinx acted like a smartass, which amused everyone.
~
And here they were: in the restaurant. Caitlyn reserved 2 tables for two beforehand. The tables were close to each other, just in case the two sisters wanted to tell each other 'yo mama' jokes. Yes, they did that, despite being orphans.
A polite and careful waiter was serving others their orders. Another one, taller than the last was cleaning the tables of the customers that left. And there were another two, both handing out menus. One was a redheaded shortie and the other looked like a stereotypical gay boy that attends Nirvana concerts.
The Nirvana gay boy was the one who handed menus to the two couples. Probably a 17 boy who needed money for summer, i do not even know anymore.
For the record, The Author insists on telling everyone what the four ordered. Jinx and Caitlyn chose to order only a dessert and a drink, while the others? Full course, all the way. As for what exactly did they order... Well, I'm gonna let the reader decide that.
"Yo Vi check how many of these fancy french tatertoots I can fit in my mouth." Jinx whisper-yelled, taking as much hors d'oeuvres as she could in her mouth after she finished talking.
"Those are hors d'oeuvres." Caitlyn corrected, whisper yelling in the same manner.
"Smartass" Jinx commented, this time speaking out loud. She attracted a lot of weird looks. Like hell she cared though.
And the same tired-of-life gay boy waiter came back, serving the drinks, placing each one on the table slowly and carefully.
To make his life easier, Jinx simply decided to take her drink off his tray rudely and very... Un-piltover-y.
The waiter raised an eyebrow, threw a weird, questioning look at Ekko, probably something like 'Ayo is ur gf ok?'
"Yeah man, she does her thing." He whispered.
"Ay, oke, oke, I'm gonna be back with the dishez." The waiter replied back, a heavy italian accent present there. Ay, itza mé, Mario.
And there he goes.
"And I thought Caitlyn was the one with a funny accent." Jinx whisper-yelled to Ekko loud enough that Vi and Caitlyn actually heard her.
"Oh so you are mocking my wife, sister?" Vi intervened, heroically.
"Oh so you are a feminist now?" Jinx replied, mocking.
"Oh So YoU aRe RaCiSt nOw?" Vi continued.
"OH SO YOU ARE JOE NOW?"
"WHO'S JOE?"
"JOE MAMMAAAAA"
Jinx was very happy and had a good laugh while Vi rethought her life choices, contemplating such simple but intricate idea of 'what happens after we die'? Do we simply stop existing? Dissipate and the world moves on like you never existed? Caitlyn tried to comfort her wife while Ekko high fived Jinx, proudly.
And just to celebrate the joe mama joke done successfully, the waiter also arrived with dem dishes.
"Thanks, Mario." Jinx thanked the gay waiter.
"No prob, Luigi." He spoke back.
Yooo double win night for Jinx.
And they started eating, the food looking nothing but delicious. Caitlyn was really satisfied with the taste. You could sense that it was freshly made. That, however, until she sensed something.. Rather sour.
.
.
.
.
A pickle. Caitlyn was allergic to pickles. She just ate a pickle.
She nearly fainted, and her horrified expression was so obvious Vi observed it all too swiftly.
"Cait? What's wrong?"
"T-There's-s a... P-p-pi-pickle." She tremored in horror and terror.
Vi took Caitlyn by an arm and got up from the chair, muttering something under her breath like 'shit restaurant'.
Jinx and Ekko see the two get up, of course, they aren't blind. "Where are y'all goin'?" Ekko asked.
"We'll solve an urgent matter." Vi responded, hints of annoyance in her voice. Ekko didn't know if he annoyed her by asking, or if it was another thing.
The two women leave, searching far and wide the chef, or a manager or literally anybody from the staff.
"Yeah sure, urgent matter." Jinx mocked, only after she couldn't see the two anymore. "They organize a fancy double date and then ditch us."
"Bet they fuckin?" She continued, a smug, ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) expression on her face.
"Bet. 50 dollars?"
"Ooh, daring today, aren't we?"
"Fine. Make that 75 dollars." Ekko raised the winning sum.
"OHOHO IT'S ON-"
~
"Excuse me, ma'am, I need to speak to the manager." Vi bossed around at an employee that looked simply ready to jump from floor 11.
"Why? Did something happen?" The employee asked, confused and scared of a possible firing.
" 'Course something happened, otherwise I wouldn't be here with my wife." Vi replied, smartass-ly.
"Yes, yes, but what happened?" The waiter asked for clarifications, even sicker of life, wanting to throw themselves from floor 16, this time.
"Well, my wife here is highly allergic to pickles. And you put pickles in her dish."
"Sorry, madam, we didn't know, we'll change the d-" the employee offered nicely. Too bad Vi didn't feel like it.
"You didn't know? She comes here to this restaurant since she was a kid!"
"Sorry madam, I'm new here, I don't know all the regulars."
"Oh, I had enough. Just- just-, where's that chef, or manager or whoever?" Vi was so close to Thanos-snapping.
"Lé chef is here!" A stereotypical fat chef with a heavy french accent showed up from behind a random door.
"Yes, hello, where's the manager?" Vi asked, borderline rude.
"I am le manager!"
"Shit." Vi murmurs under her breath.
"Okay well, my wife is highly allergic to pickles and she had a pickle in her dish and YOU should've known because she comes here since she was a kid." Vi talked fastly.
"My, well, let me explain, mademoiselle. I am not the manager, I am his son. Today he's sick so I am something of a substitute. Sorry for the inconvenience. May I serve Mademoiselle here another dish, without les pickles?" He offered nicely, clarifying the situation.
"Yes, please. Thank you." Caitlyn thanked nicely, before Vi could argue anymore. Vi wanted to ask him how the fuck could he say he IS the manager and then say he ISN'T. SUS.
Vi turned to see Caitlyn, who was behind her, hiding her face how she could.
"Cait? Are you alright?" Vi whispered, confused.
"Nope"
And in that exact moment, Vi's protective wifey instincts kicked in. "We need to go to a pharmacy."
Vi dragged Caitlyn outside the restaurant, speed-walkin'. I'm just wwaalkin' 'ere.
"Let me see your face." Vi requested, after they finally left the restaurant. They were now just besides the car, planning to go to a pharmacy or something.
Caitlyn slowly took her hands away from her face, which was now reddish, looking itchy and annoying. Damn picklez.
"That calls for a good dose of Benadryl." Vi drew a conclusion. Yea, she had a habit of treating literally everything with benadryl.
"Let's go then. And thank you." Caitlyn spoke, getting in the car.
"No problem, my sweet sweet honey bun bunny bitchy girlie."
~do not even ask~
~
"Yo, do you think they are still fockin?" Jinx asked suddenly, having food in her mouth.
"Okay, one, don't talk with your mouth full. You can choke on it. Second, you know how long they can drag that shit out."
"I'm bored." Jinx said, having finished her dessert right now. Just after, she dragged herself under the table. That's what she usually did when she was bored during meals. All thanks to her habit of eating very fast.
"Honestly me too." Ekko sighed. He was close to finishing too.
"Ayo I have an idea." She started again. Ekko sighed, a familiar and sweet smile plasturing on his face, expecting the unexpected. "Bewilder me."
"Can I go check the bathroom?"
"What, are you too lazy to pay your subscription to OnlyFans?" Ekko teased. "Of course not." He continued, knowing Jinx would be displeased.
He saw the expression on her face and just felt the need to try and comfort her. "Let them have their moment for once. Please?" He whispered.
But Jinx's expression didn't change.
"I'll buy you 5 packs of Orbeez." He offered a deal. He did way too much to protect Vi and Caitlyn's potential act.
"Make that 10 and we can handshake."
"Okay, okay."
And what the hell was she doing with 10 packs of orbeez anyway? Maybe an Orbeez Rocket Launcher. Hey, who knows? Perhaps that would be the subject of my next crack fic, who knows? Only me.
~
Time passes and hell, it is really getting boring. Jinx and Ekko both shared the same thought, however. Caitlyn and Vi's potential 'act' was reeeeally stretching out to infinity.
But there, suddenly, the front door opens and guess who entered the restaurant just now?
Vi and Caitlyn. Caitlyn's face was a little more back to normal. Not that Jinx and Ekko actually knew what happened to her. For them, it was just... A little more reddish? Not alarming, though.
"SO THEY WEREN'T FUCKING?" Jinx shouted in terror, horrified enough to flip flop the fucking table.
Everyone in the restaurant threw her weird, disgusted looks. Not that she cared.
Ekko cleared his throat, so proud, amused by the situation that it was hard to not burst out laughing.
"The bet?"
Jinx felt so betrayed and misled. However, she still gave him those 75 dollars, as they promised.
If you would watch the Valorant cinematics, then well done, you'd see what I did there. Yes, Jett repeatedly losing bets to Yoru. Poor girls. I'm very sorry. It had to be done.
Vi and Caitlyn walk back to their table, seeing the unfinished dishes and drinks still laying there.
"Where were ya guys?" Jinx asked, turning to her sister and her wife, curiously gazing over the two, analysing Caitlyn's slightly reddish face.
"To the pharmacy. Bought some benadryl, Caitlyn's allergic to pickles, so on. How 'bout y'all?" Vi explained shortly.
"... Lost 75 dollars to this bitch boy right next to me." She said as Ekko smiled proudly.
"You gonna have to explain that story when we leave this place."
Jinx took a pause and she remembered what she actually bet on.
"... I'd rather not." She answered, making Ekko crack a giggle.
Vi knew her sister talked about sussy stuff. But y'know what? Let's just forget that for now.
For now, Cait and Vi were even more in love, which I didn't believe it would be possible, Ekko is a happy rich bastard, ready to spend that money on skins in League and Jinx was just... There, somehow in between. She lost 75 dollars but she was gonna get 10 packs of Orbeez.
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Caitlyn and Vi both finished their dishes. They had to hurry, Jinx kept begging them to finish faster like a bored child. Srsly this girl. And they left, all quite satisfied. This double date idea really proved to be quite successful. And no explosions tonight, either! Really, that was rare!
Just as they hopped in their car, a loud boom could be heard just behind. ( Did I jinx the story? Of course. )
"YO WHAT THE FUCK" Ekko and Vi both yelled in surprise, while Caitlyn chose to be more... Polite and only shout "POPPYCOCK!" Like a true bri'ish would.
Jinx was very silent. In a blink of an eye, all eyes were on her, each pair suspecting she did something.
"Jinx, did you...?" Caitlyn started, almost too afraid to get an answer.
"Plant a grenade under the table? I sure did!"
Well shit.
"I THOUGHT THAT PLACE WAS DISPOSABLE?" Jinx tried to justify her actions.
"IT'S REUSABLE, SIS" Vi argued.
...
"Let's just... Leave and call it a night. If anyone asks anything, we'll blame the gay Mario waiter." Caitlyn tried to calm everybody, driving home.
They all agreed and called it a night.
And once Ekko and Jinx were home, she kept pulling at his shirt, telling him to buy those 10 packs of Orbeez.
He eventually did so. The order was expensive. As fuck. But hey, Ekko is a man of his word.
Caitlyn never bought Jinx that coke.