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1. the human condition by Another_Freak1258

   Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   23 Jun 2022

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Guillermo de la Cruz/Nandor the Relentless
   • Guillermo de la Cruz
   • Nandor the Relentless (What We Do in the Shadows TV)
   • Colin Robinson
   • Pre-Series
   • Virgin Guillermo de la Cruz
   • Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics
   • Omega Guillermo de la Cruz
   • Mildly Dubious Consent
   • Mutual Pining
   • Discovery Kink
   • Canon-Typical Violence
   • First Time
   • Master/Servant
   • Submissive Guillermo
   • Fat Positive Nandor the Relentless (What We Do in the Shadows TV)
   • Nandor the Relentless Being an Idiot (What We Do in the Shadows TV)
   • Nesting
   • the vampires are not a/b/o
   • Guillermo de la Cruz Has a Vagina
   • Penis In Vagina Sex
   • Mating Cycles/In Heat
   • Virginity Kink
   • Light BDSM
   • Nandor is in denial about his feelings
   • Large Cock
   • Sex Toys

   Summary

   Vampires were, for all intents and purposes, dead. It made sense, Guillermo reasoned, that the biological functions of secondary sexes would halt altogether.

   •••

   Guillermo is an omega in a house full of vampires that have long forgotten secondary sexes. This only becomes a problem when Guillermo unintentionally goes into heat.

   Language:

   English

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