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1. Form 70B: Intercourse for Restorative Purposes With an Outside Contractor by AMereDream

   Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   26 Jun 2022

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   • Luo Binghe/Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu
   • Shang Qinghua
   • Luo Binghe
   • Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu
   • Meta
   • Tropes
   • Humor
   • Shang Qinghua | Airplane Shooting Toward the Sky's Plot Devices
   • Canon Divergence - Luo Binghe Doesn't Fall into the Endless Abyss
   • Crack

   Summary

   “Please work with me here, Shen-shixiong,” Shang Qinghua pleaded.

   Shen Qingqiu glared at him. Sitting next to him, Luo Binghe also glared at Shang Qinghua. Not because he knew why they were doing it, but because his Shizun was doing it, thus so would he.

   “Let’s just -- Let’s try again, shall we?” Shang Qinghua’s smile was weak. “Section One, Legal Implications. Does having sex with you entail becoming married, whether legally, magically, physiologically, or some other de facto permanent relationship? If yes, please describe your new life together.”

   “Yes,” Luo Binghe shamelessly lied.

    
   (or, three years after when the Conference should have happened, the cure to Without A Cure becomes widely known, and Shen Qingqiu and Luo Binghe have to face their greatest opponent yet -- paperwork.)

   Series

   • Part 22 of Scum Villain One Shots

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