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1. Let’s Get Physical by returnofthelu for Phasmama

   Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   09 Jul 2022

   Tags

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   • Guillermo de la Cruz/Nandor the Relentless
   • Guillermo de la Cruz
   • Nandor the Relentless (What We Do in the Shadows TV)
   • Meg (What We Do in the Shadows TV)
   • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
   • Gyms
   • Competition
   • Himbo Nandor the Relentless (What We Do in the Shadows TV)
   • Blow Jobs
   • Texting

   Summary

   In another timeline, Nandor skipped Panera and chose his new familiar from the Burger King’s legion of knights.

   Years later, he and Guillermo still somehow end up with memberships at the same Massive Fitness.

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