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  1. Fish Fingers and Whiskey by

    Fandoms: Artemis Fowl - Eoin Colfer  

    08 Oct 2025

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    After being released from Dr Argon's care Artemis struggles to adjust to say the least. While Artemis would never tell anyone this, he can't sleep and suffers from anxiety and depression.

    Artemis is sent back to boarding-school and makes a friend who convinces him to attempt to 'socialize'. This goes well, until it goes terribly, terribly wrong. Not wanting to worry anyone one around him, Artemis begins to use drugs to keep himself stable, this goes as expected; It's a car crash. Humor and angst ahead.

     

    OR: Myles and Becket are still a riot, Butler is worried, Angeline can't cook, Artemis experiments in drugs and people realise how screwed up Artemis has been this whole time.

    Or: Artemis is not okay.

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