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oh they built the ship titanic to sail the ocean blue
and they thought they had a ship that the water would never leak through
but the lord's almighty hand
knew the ship would never stand
it was sad when the great ship went down
IT WAS SAD LORD SAD IT WAS SAD
too bad
IT WAS SAD WHEN THE GREAT SHIP WENT DOWN
TO THE BOTTOM OF THE...
O (husbands, and)
C (wives, little)
E, A, N (children lost their lives)
IT WAS SAD WHEN THE GREAT SHIP WENT DOWN
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saturday june 25th
11:42 am
new chat
steve: hey the giant groupchat with all the counselors was getting tedious and i want to plan things we can do for the 15 year olds so i made a new chat with all the counselors of the last year cabins
robin: sorry to whoever else is here steve and i are menaces
unknown number: Oh well Steve and I dated when we were 14 so i know what he’s like
steve: oh hi nancy this is awkward
robin: so THIS is the legendary nancy wheeler
robin: i’ve heard about you
nancy: That wasn’t intimidating at all, thanks
unknown number: why am i here
steve: just read the chat
unknown number: i seriously don’t care about your dating history harrington
robin: who is this?
unknown number: eddie munson, counselor of cabin 14 for sessions 1 and 2 at your service
nancy: I thought you were always in cabin 7 with the little kids?
eddie: times change, my friend
steve: well anyway the 15 year olds this year include a group of weirdos that i particularly love and we’re making this special for them, got it?
nancy: Even my brother?
steve: okay maybe not mike
robin: i can live with that
nancy: I was kidding we’re making this the best summer ever for the little punks, even Mike
robin: but that’s no funnnnnn
steve: you can bully me, just not the children, okay?
robin: fine, mommmmmm
steve: i hate you
robin: love you too steve
eddie: hi i’m still here getting every message thanks
robin: sorry not sorry
robin: you were warned
sunday june 26th
1:34 pm
steve: ugh i forgot will and eleven are in cali mike just got here and he’s sulking
nancy: Oh I should have warned you oops
eddie: ohhhhh so that’s why jonathan isn’t here to do cabin 14
nancy: Yeah they’re in cali visiting family friends
eddie: wait who’s eleven?
steve: oh yeah long story so she was adopted by hop years ago and when she was 8 he forgot to sign her up for camp because she spent all summer here anyway so she just decided to join cabin 5 and was their eleventh camper for the summer
steve: then hop and will’s mom joyce finally got married so now will and el are sisters
steve: i think her name is technically jane
nancy: JOYCE
nancy: I love Joyce
nancy: Pretty sure half of the reason they married is so Joyce could officially be El’s mom
eddie: how do y’all know each other so well i literally know my campers wtf
nancy: Were you a second month camper?
eddie: ohhhh that explains it
robin: haha i was too
robin: second month gang
eddie: second month gang?
steve: hey that’s not fair i went the whole summer my last couple years
robin: now we’re besties
steve: besties
eddie: five bucks says harrington and robin are hooking up
steve: …..
robin: bitch i’m gay
eddie: oop my apologies
nancy: Get off your phones y’all we’re supposed to be doing counselor shit like responsible adults
robin: fine MOM
thursday june 30th
9:13 pm
eddie: hey stevie boy
steve: i liked it better when you called me harrington
eddie: so you said you own henderson and sinclair right
steve: hands off my boys
eddie: jesus chill
eddie: they’ve just been talking about d&d a lot
eddie: and i am literally a dm
eddie: i didn’t bring my books or anything but i have my days off in a couple days
steve: yeah? get to the point
eddie: i want to steal your children to play d&d
steve: ??? go ahead y’all are nerds
eddie: and here i was thinking steve harrington had become a decent human being
steve: stfu i thought you said you didn’t know any of us before this year
eddie: bitch everyone knows who you are
steve: so you lied
eddie: i have not spoken a word to you before this summer
robin: you two are blowing up my phone YOU stfu
steve: sorry robin
eddie: sorry robin
nancy: Why do you listen to Robin and not me?
eddie: you use capital letters and correct punctuation
nancy: i hate u
eddie: join the dark side nance
friday july 1st
1:06 pm
eddie: okay okay i talked to hop i’m good to do a d&d campaign next week
eddie: it’ll probably be a few hours every afternoon
eddie: i’m so excited you don’t even know
robin: who’s running the music program area while you’re doing that
eddie: the cit duh
robin: ahh yes bully the children
eddie: bully the children
nancy: maybe let’s not
steve: no bullying my children they get enough of that as it is
eddie: your children aren’t cits so they’re fine
saturday july 2nd
7:39 am
robin: y’all aren’t READY for 1a’s battle of the bands
steve: yeah we are
nancy: we’re definitely ready
eddie: you all forget i always win this
eddie: every year
eddie: always
steve: because you play the electric guitar and write your own songs blah blah blah
steve: cabin 15 is going to be fire
steve: i seriously need wheeler to stop sulking though he’s a pain in my ass
nancy: yeah he’s just really upset he can’t see el yet
nancy: it’s kinda sweet but also kinda annoying
steve: oh no it’s really annoying
eddie: dusty and lucas are also missing the cali people but they haven’t turned into shitbirds
steve: yet
robin: wait are el and mike like dating or something?
steve: robin
steve: are you really this dense
robin: i’ll take that as a yes
nancy: dang
nancy: in mikes defense i also really miss jonathan
robin: lemme guess you and jonathan are dating?
steve: this is old news robin
robin: damn i’m oblivious
robin and steve
7:44 am
robin: fuck meee
steve: no thank you
robin: steve.
steve: fine what
robin: i’m stupid af
steve: yes, and?
robin: this is going to sound so dumb
robin: but i sort of like nancy
steve: ???? and you didn’t tell me??
robin: you used to date it would be weird
steve: robin i love you but seriously tell me things i know stuff and i can help
robin: fine who do you like then
steve: idk i haven’t had any real crushes or anything since nancy
steve: lol
steve: oh wait that summer we became friends i had a HUGE crush on you
steve: i forgot about that because you’re gay
robin: valid
robin: okay it worked you made me feel better
steve: you’re welcome
robin: <3
big chat
saturday july 2nd
10:34 pm
steve: GUESS WHO WON BATTLE OF THE BANDS
eddie: we were all there
eddie: i hate you
nancy: 1 won girls senior!!
robin: ughhhhhh
robin: we were so goooooood
steve: you did great robin
nancy: yeah it was good!
eddie: i hate you all
nancy: yours was good too eddie!
steve: yeah man just not as good as 14
eddie: i’m muting this chat
nancy and steve
sunday july 3rd
7:03 am
steve: wait is eddie actually mad about this
nancy: you tell me eddie is a mystery to me
nancy: i love how when you scroll up in here the last thing was us basically sexting
steve: nance don’t remind me
nancy: it’s just kinda funny
nancy: we legit did not talk like normal people
steve: YEAH OKAY LET'S STOP TALKING ABOUT OUR RELATIONSHIP PLEASE
robin and steve
7:10 am
steve: okay nancy is being really weird
steve: she keeps bringing up our relationship
robin: yeah she does that sometimes
robin: i mean you were her first
robin: first relationship, first kiss, first sex
steve: robin
robin: what
robin: it’s true
steve: FIRST SEX?
robin: it’s true
robin: anyway
robin: you set her standards for relationships so of course she talks about you
steve: THANKS I HATE IT
robin: yeah it’s kinda awkward
big chat
tuesday july 5th
7:30 am
eddie: d&d time d&d time d&d time
steve: we get it edward
eddie: did you just call me edward
steve: hell yeah i did
eddie: okay fair
eddie: are you ready for me to steal your children
steve: sure
eddie: i’m announcing it in the dining hall during breakfast
eddie: i’m so excited you don’t understand
robin: we know dingus
9:24 am
eddie: okay i have henderson and wheeler obviously
eddie: sinclair is going on the backpacking trip tomorrow so he can’t
eddie: but his sister joined so i’m happy
steve: erica?
steve: she’s the sassiest little queen you’ll ever meet
robin: i didn’t know she played d&d what a slay
eddie: oh no i picked up on the sass
nancy: will gave her all his old d&d stuff last summer
eddie: omg that’s so sweet
eddie: wait does will play
steve: i think so? i know he used to
eddie: perfecttttt
eddie: i feel so evil i love this
robin: that’s nice enjoy your nerd time i’m on days off please shut up
eddie: ooo could you get me some candy
eddie: like some licorice or something
robin: you like licorice?
robin: eww
robin: that is not valid
eddie: wtf licorice is the best
robin: i beg to differ
steve: i agree with edward
robin: well that’s not correct dingus
eddie: pleaseeeeee robin my stash has run out from my days off
robin: it’s been like 2 days wtf
robin: and fine i’ll feed your addiction
eddie: your the BEST
nancy: you’re
eddie: fuck youuuuuuu
nancy: you're the one with bad grammar
