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okay so:
takes place in a world where everyone stayed in Kalos and is like 2-3 years older because yeah
BIOS:
Shauna—The most chaotic one of the friend group, likes to torment some of the others. Jokingly flirts with Clemont all the time but is kinda terrified of him and anyone else finding out she actually likes him—Bisexual
Ash—The other chaotic one, a raging bisexual, fights with everyone eventually-Listens to no one except Serena on occasion
Serena—Omnisexual, a bit of a nerd on some topics, is always dancing & prefers to stay clean. Ash’s impulse control who fails miserably most times
Sawyer—Bi & Demiboy, currently not in a relationship, and everyone bullies him for it. Huge ass nerd FR FR
Miette—Bisexual & Adores Nini because who doesn’t, and is a HUGE ASS DRAMA QUEEN.
Nini—Here for moral support, an ace lesbian & Demigirl. Likes dressing up and is the most precious thing in this chat until you hurt her friends
Clemont: Pansexual and a huge nerd, also known as Shauna’s weak point. He gets flustered by Shauna’s flirting but claims he “doesn’t like her”
Tierno: Pansexual as well, dances with Serena often. He’s like the chill but also not chill one. Trevor simp lmao.
Trevor: Trans (FTM) and loves taking photos. Mans is very gay for Tierno, but this is no surprise to anyone else
This is why we can’t have nice things. I ruin them.
Yassss Queens
Ash: I still wanna know who named this chat.
Serena: Shauna, probably
Clemont: Shauna…
Shauna: WHAT
Shauna: ITS FUNNI
Clemont: I don’t think ‘Funni’ is a word
Shauna: I knew you never loved me
Clemont: WE ARENT DATING
Trevor: …what the hell??
Serena: idk either
Miette: I just woke up
Nini: Good morning!
Tierno: Oh dear god
Ash: CLEMONT HELP
Ash: SHAUNA’S CHASIFB ME W/ A KNIFE
Nini: …
Miette: Honestly darling go back to bed and ignore these peasants
Sawyer: WHO GAVE SHAUNA A KNIFE?!
Serena: SHE SAID SHE FELT UNSAFE
Trevor: SO YOU GAVE HER A KNIFE????
Serena: SHUT IT CARROT
Shauna: NOT HIM BEING A CARROT
Ash: SHAUNA I WILL GET PIKACHU TO ELECTROCUTE U
Serena: ASH NO
Ash: ASH YES
Nini: guys pls it’s 9am
Trevor: for real how is ash being such a dumbass this early
Ash: disrespectful
Tierno: ur disrespectful
Tierno: you called me a hippo
Ash: AS A JOKE
Trevor: Ash square up
Ash: TREVOR IT WAS JOKE I SWEAR I DIDNT MEAN TO HURT YOUR BOYFRIEND
Trevor: i’m still gonna hunt u Rouen
Sawyer: Anyways…
Serena: so I was planning a movie night, just all of us on Saturday
Miette: what abt our Pokémon?
Serena: Uhm…Sawyer you wouldn’t mind them hanging out at ur place right?
Sawyer: my moms never around anyway it’s fine
Serena: plus it’s not that far and they can defend themselves
Nini: I think Shauna passed out cause of Pikachu
Nini: Oh. Ash did too.
Serena: damn it.
Shauna: Jk I’m alive bitches
Shauna: what if I threw Ash into cold water
Trevor: SHAUNA NO
Shauna: SHAUNA YES
Serena: SHAUNA NO
Shauna: SHAUNA, MAYBE
Clemont: Shauna, no.
Shauna: Okay I’m not gonna do it bby <3 ily
Clemont: >:(
Shauna: fine, I’ll apologize to ash when he wakes up…
Clemont: :)
Tierno: how.
Serena: How.
Sawyer: I-
Ash: hey guys, I’m back. Also wtf.
Shauna: sorry for chasing you and stuff ash
Ash: Nah dw we cool
Clemont: I approve
Tierno: why is Clemont and Shauna’s entire relationship Shauna being a rabid dog and Clemont being the leash we need to keep her attached to
Trevor: oddly specific but accurate
Clemont: we aren’t dating tho
Shauna: he’s still cute tho
Clemont: what
Shauna: what
Serena: …I’m seeing something
Shauna: you aren’t seeing shit.
Serena: dang okay
Ash: SERENA I FOUND A THING
Serena: what’s the thing?
Sawyer: a bomb, probably
Tierno: I’m currently watching, it’s actually a bomb
Shauna: THROW IT
Clemont: NO
Nini: guys it’s 9:10