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-Ingenium started a new chat and added Uravity, Froppy, Thermos, and 18 others-
Ingenium: Everyone, I have made this chat to promote positive interclass interactions and relationships between us!
Chargebolt: oh sweet
Midoriya Izuku: Wow! Ive never been in a chat before!
Uravity: oh! right, I keep forgetting youre an npc and dont usually have interactions with pcs
Midoriya Izuku: yeah but this is nice!
Red Riot: can we set chat nicknames instead of our usernames?
Alien Queen: yeah some of us have other joke nicknames we wanna use
Insomnyan: speak for yourself
Ingenium: I dont see why not as long as they are school appropriate
Chargebolt: *oh sweet*
-Chargebolt has changed their name to Pikachu-
-Red Riot has changed their name to Party Rocker-
-Alien Queen has changed their name to Pinky-
-Pikachu has changed Lord Explosion's name to Bomberanian-
Bomberanian: what the fuck
-Pikachu has changed Ingenium's name to The Flash-
The Flash: Ill allow it
-Pikachu has changed Froppy's name to Kermit-
-Pikachu has changed Uravity's name to Sus-
Sus: is this what I think it is
Midoriya Izuku: I dont get it??
Insomnyan: its an out of game meme
Midoriya Izuku: Ah. So its just me being an uncultured npc
-Bomberanian has changed their name to Dynamight-
Midoriya Izuku: I got that one
Pinky: hrgshgrgrgsgrh
Eraserhead: why am i here
The Flash: I thought it would be wise to have our teacher in here in the case of emergencies!
Eraserhead: fine
-Cellophane has changed their name to Knockoff Spiderman-
Knockoff Spiderman: you can hear his exasperated sigh
Insomnyan: i certainly heard it
Thermos: :eyes:
Insomnyan: what
-Pikachu has changed Thermos's name to Pepsi/Cola-
Pepsi/Cola: huh
Midoriya Izuku: Oh! Do me next!!
-Pikachu has changed Midoriya Izuku's name to Broccoli Boi-
-Pinky has changed Broccoli Boi's name to Comfort Bush-
-Insomnyan has changed Comfort Bush's name to The Notebooks???-
The Notebooks???: OMG guys. . .
Sus: I think you broke him yall hes crying
Party Rocker: uravity saying yall is somehow cursed
Pikachu: no hearing your partners dad slam his forehead into the table because uravity said yall is cursed
Insomnyan: shut
Sus: :eyes:
The Notebooks???: :eyes:
Kermit: :eyes:
Party Rocker: :eyes:
Phantom Thief: :eyes:
Reel Steal: :eyes:
Creati: :eyes:
Pepsi/Cola: even the vice pres
Pikachu: I dont know why you all are so surprised its literally not a secret
Dynamight: because its you dunce face
Pikachu: oof ouch my heart
Anyway
-Pikachu has changed Earphone Jack's name to Hopeless Lesbian-
-Pikachu has changed Phantom Thief's name to Spade-
-Pikachu has changed Real Steel's name to Pilfered Silver-
Hopeless Lesbian: hey.
I wasnt even online
Be nice
Pilfered Silver: okay this is kinda funny
Spade: I dont get whatever joke this is
Insomnyan: chargebolt you just exposed yourself on main
Pikachu: the fact that you got the reference and said so means you also exposed yourself
Knockoff Spiderman: damn chargebolt with his one braincell using it on his own partner
Insomnyan: i do the same thing to him
Pikachu: <3
Insomnyan:. . .
<3
The Notebooks???: Oh!
-The Notebooks??? has changed Eraserhead's name to Eraserdad-
Pikachu: BWAHAHAH
Insomnyan: hes staring at his phone with the most deadpan expression i think he can make
Sus: were adopting the green bean right?
Kermit: yes
The Notebooks???: Huh?
Dynamight: fuck off I called dibs like 4 months ago
The Notebooks???: Kacchan did do that. I still dont know what that means
Dynamight: it means your the only fucker allowed to call me kacchan and if any of your dipshits try it Ill explodokill you
Pikachu: sure kacchan
Battle Fist: why is there screaming?
Oh
Insomnyan: what i wanna know is how he got all the way to the teacher dorms so fast
The Notebooks???: I know the answer to that!! Can I talk about it kacchan?
Dynamight: no
The Notebooks???: :(
Dynamight: these assholes dont need to know all my secrets
The Notebooks???: :(((
Dynamight: go start a new stalker notebook about someone else and ramble about that
The Notebooks???: I mean.
Pepsi/Cola: He already did. I saw it this morning with entries on several of our quirks
The Notebooks???: Your quirks are all so interesting! I had to write it down before I forgot!
Party Rocker: could we see them sometime?
Knockoff Spiderman: yeah! I wanna see what you wrote about us
The Notebooks???: Oh uh
Sure?
Ive only ever shown kacchan and thats just because it was about him so I dont know if its any good.
Dynamight: shut the fuck up your theories are how I got this far and your handwriting is decent
Pikachu: explosion?? complimenting someone???
Dynamight: you wanna have an encore
Pikachu: no please i like living
Pilfered Silver: x to doubt
Party Rocker: x
Pinky: x
Insomnyan: x
Pepsi/Cola: X
Jet-Black: x
Tetacole: x
Knockoff Spiderman: sorry bro but x
Sus: x
Kermit: x
Eraserdad: x
Pikachu: BETRAYED BY BOTH MY PARTNER AND MY PARTNERS DAD
The Notebooks???: Sucks to suck
Pikachu: ET TU MIDORIYA
Party Rocker: omg midoriya
Sus: hes my new brother
Dynamight: back thE FUCK *OFF*
The Notebooks???: (Did I do it right kacchan?)
Dynamight: (you smashed it zuku)
The Notebooks???: :D
Pikachu: friendship ended with midoriya and explosion. now cellophane is my best friend
Insomnyan: what
Pikachu: youre already my partner so you cant be my best friend
Insomnyan: oh are you sure :spider: :tape: :gun:
Knockoff Spiderman: am I being threatened-
Insomnyan: yes. if i cant be my boyfriends best friend then no one can
Pikachu: nooo!!! leave him alone!!!
The Notebooks???: Cant you have more than one best friend?
Battle Fist: its a preference thing I think. Some people like just one to keep things simple but others like more than one
The Notebooks???: Ah, makes sense. Thank you!
Battle Fist: :thumbs up:
Insomnyan: ive decided it doesnt matter if cellophane is chargebolt's best friend because a s/o is just your best friend but with benefits
Jet-Black: its times like this when I realize I am not the darkest soul in our class
-Tenatacole has changed Jet-Black's name to Bird Emo-
-Tentacole has changed Insomnyan's name to Cat Emo-
-Tentacole has changed their name to Squid Emo-
Squid Emo: anyone else
Battle Fist: anyone else what
-Squid Emo has changed Battle Fist's name to Class Mom #2-
Class Mom #2- why am I number 2
-Squid Emo has changed Creati's name to Class Mom #1-
Class Mom #1: hm
-Class Mom #1 has changed their name to YaoMOMo-
YaoMOMo: better
Pinky: omg
Spade: BF is more like a class big sister in my opinion
Party Rocker: youre so right
The Notebooks???: Kacchan and Ingenium are like the class big brothers!!!
Dynamight: what the fuck zuku Im only your big brother
None of the losers have earned the right
Pikachu: wow midoriya your mom lets you have 2 big brothers
The Notebooks???: My mom is afraid of kacchan and says I shouldnt be around him. Its my dad who let him be my big brother
Cat Emo: we dont have time to unpack All Of That
And-
-Cat Emo has changed The Notebooks???'s name to The Child-
The Child: Im the same age as all of you??
Cat Emo: thats funny
Dynamight: nice
The Child: Kacchan I dont get the joke. :(
Dynamight: sounds like a you problem
The Child: :(((