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Dynamight: what the fuck was that
The Flash: I. I don’t actually know.
Dynamight: do any of you other fuckers know?
The Flash: Explosion, I must ask you not to insult our classmates like this!
The Child: Yeah, I think so? Eraserhead’s quirk is called Erasure and it temporarily turns someone’s quirk off.
Pinky: it was so scary! feeling my quirk turn off is not something I wanna feel again
Pikachu: same here
Cat Emo: why are you complaining about this to the guy who doesnt have a quirk again-
Pikachu: oh my gods Im so sorry Midoriya
The Child: No, no is alright! I know you didnt mean anything by it! ^u^
Dynamight: they know youre actually one of the best in class
If they act like youre lesser for being an npc Ill fucking kill them
Cant Stop Twinkling: :sparkle: :shaking hands:
The Child: Twinkle??
Cant Stop Twinkling: oui. You are the smallest of babeys
The Child: ????? Kacchan please explain Im very lost???????
Dynamight: back the fuck up glitter ill kill you
Pikachu: *munches popcorn*
Emo Cat: right?
Dynamight: shut the fuck up
The Child: :( Im still confused.
Sus: it means we think youre cute and small and a good friend!
The Child: This is because Im short isnt it?
Dynamight: sure is squirt
The Child: :(
Party Rocker: anyway Im just glad none of us got expelled
Pilfered Silver: yeah! We all did our best!!
Hopeless Lesbian: I wasnt gonna get expelled my guys it took too much work to get here
Also ungh
-Hopeless Lesbian has changed their name to That Bitch-
-The Flash has changed That Bitch's name to That Woman-
That Woman: not what I wanted but I guess its the best Ill get with ingenium as the chat owner
Pikachu: here lemme try
-Pikachu has changed That Woman's name to Disaster Gay-
Disaster Gay: why do you do these things to me
-The Child has changed Disaster Gay's name to Women Are Pretty-
Women Are Pretty: I knew there was a reason I liked you
The Child: :D
Pikachu: thats what I did tho!!
Women Are Pretty: no it really wasnt
Pikachu: TnT
Knockoff Spiderman: [announcer voice] DENIED
Pilfered Silver: okay, change of topic, is anyone else freaked out by the fact that we have friggin ALL MIGHT here??? I saw him at lunch in the hallway when I was going to the vending machine
The Child: YOU WHAT
Dynamight: oh my gods youve activated his trap card
The Child: ALL MIGHT IS *HERE*??? LIKE ACTUAL ALL MIGHT????
LIKE MR. NUMBER ONE HERO HIMSELF IS HERE ON CAMPUS?????
Pilfered Silver: Yeah!! He waved at me before he left it felt like a fever dream so I just got my chips and left
The Child: sggrhrgshrgrhrh HE WAVED AT YOU?!?!?!
Sus: I think hes broken again
Dynamight: you think so moon face?
Sus: well hes currently trying to decide whether he should go find all might himself or wait until we have a class with him so-
Spade: We shouldnt bother pro heroes even if they are our teachers. Hes probably on patrol. Hes the number one after all
Pinky: wow phantom over here being smart for once?
Spade: shush!!
Women Are Pretty: no no let her speak
The Child: Aizawa-sensei says I cant go to the teachers dorms without an invite or its an emergency and he's not inviting me. TnT
The Flash: It is alright Midoriya, we should have a class with him by the end of the week at the very least so you'll still meet him.
The Child: You think so?
The Flash: Yes, its highly probable.
Pikachu: get that proper grammer bullshit outa here we spell things like gremlins no capitals or punctuation
The Child: like this?
Pikachu: thats the spirit!!
The Child: ok!
Sus: omg guys Ingenium-
-Sus has shared an image-
[A photo taken of Iida as he stares at his phone is despair, probably from the sight of the one person who typed properly going full gremlin]
Cat Emo: lmao gottem
Knockoff Spiderman: chargebolt over here really corrupting the youth with his partner cheering him on
Pikachu: yep <3
Cat Emo: oh absolutely <3
The Child: I dont understand??
Dynamight: ignore them. also type properly shitnerd seeing you type like these losers is annoying
The Child: Ah, sorry kacchan! I'll go back to normal.
Knockoff Spiderman: welp
Pikachu: it was fun while it lasted
Tall Emo: literally 2 messages?
Pikachu: yeah
Knockoff Spiderman: oof
The Child: Hey Creati?
YaoMOMo: yes?
The Child: Why is your nickname spelled like that? Like, what does the Yao part reference?
YaoMOMo: It refers to my real life name but because its enough of a joke like this I dont think anyone would be able to guess what it actually is
The Flash: :pensive:
Pepsi/Cola: :pensive:
YaoMOMo: You know me in real life so you dont count
Class Mom #2: you know I forget some of us are irl friends sometimes
Cat Emo: rip to you but Im different
Class Mom #2: :squints:
Squid Emo: nyan dont this isnt a fight you can win
Cat Emo: my brainwashing says different squid boy
The Child: :shaky_eyes: Your what??
Dynamight: its like you want him to rustle
Cat Emo: uh
The Child: I didnt get to see your quirk before, is it brainwashing? Or do you have a skill that lets you brainwash people as a part of your quirk? Or maybe an enchanted item?? I have so many questions!
Pikachu: blasty come get your brother my partner is unable to japanese right now
Dynamight: shut the fuck up
The Child: Depending on which it is, or if its something else, it could be useful in so many ways! It could work in hostage situations so no one gets hurt, or getting scared civilians to calm down, or stopping a battle before its even begun! But if its not a main part of your quirk youd probably need to train it a lot for it to be strong enoughjopp
The Child: he has the grip of a rabbit. Anyways this is Phantom, if Nyan okay?
Pikachu: he's gone all blushy and nonverbal. I think midoriya broke him
Sus: my my how the turn tables
Pepsi/Cola: What does that mean?
Sus: means Nyan is getting a taste of his own medicine
Hes reduced little Midori to a flustered mess at least twice already
And thats just from talking to him normally
Pikachu: should I be worried??
Cat Emo: no. midoriya is too far out of my league
Pikachu: im literally right next to you you can talk out loud
Cat Emo: no i dont think i will
Knockoff Spiderman: lmao gottem
Pikachu: betrayed yet again but this time by my supposed best friend
Knockoff Spiderman: bro please give me another chance I can change
Pikachu: its too late bro :pensive:
Knockoff Spiderman: brooooo :crying:
Dynamight: anyway give zuku back his communicator before he comes to borrow mine. Hes not above that
The Child: Thank you kacchan for that! Phantom was going through all my photos and I am too short to stop him.
Spade: what I wanna know is how Midoriya knows what minecraft is and has made minecraft memes with the paint minigame
Dynamight: .
Party Rocker: bro???
Dynamight: listen
Party Rocker: you play minecraft too?????
Dynamight: the fuck do you mean too? you play minecraft?
Party Rocker: yeah absolutely! I make huge farms and live in my house made of prismarine and quartz and watch my fields of sheep and cows and chickens and just vibe
The Child: *whispers* responsibility simulator.
Dynamight: you really believe everything I say huh
The Child: Well I have no reason to think youre lying so.
Pilfered Silver: what about the rest of us?
The Child: I run everything through my kacchan filter and what I know about you to see if its a joke or a lie or just something I dont know if Im confused but generaly yeah I trust you all not to tell me complete lies just to mess with me.
Pinky: wow. Way to make me feel bad for thinking about messing with you
Sus: hes truly a cinnamon roll
Dynamight: but could kill you
The Child: KACCHAN!!!
Dynamight: you can one-shot KO a direwolf you absolutely could kicks these extras' asses
The Child: Its true but you shouldnt say it!!
Pikachu: did you just meme?
The Child: Of course, what do you take me for, a heathen??
Sus: asjskkajsjs
Im love Midoriya
I wanna hug him
YaoMOMo: Seconded
The Child: wh
Party Rocker: I wanna hug him too!
Pilfered Silver: group hug then? Or should we make a line?
YaoMOMo: We could hurt him in a group hug so a line might be better
The Child: Guys?
Sus: who all is gonna be in the Midori hug line?
Pinky: count me in!
Pikachu: 100% yes. I gotta see how fluffy his hair actually is
Cant Stop Twinkling: I would like to hug him as well~
The Child: uh.
Dynamight: all of you chill the fuck out. Zuku is awkward as fuck and he's not used to people actually liking him. Slow the fuck down before he combusts
Sus: oh! Sorry Midori!
Pilfered Silver: yeah sorry Midoriya
Pikachu: sorry
The Child: Thanks Kacchan.
Its alright everyone Im just. Im surprised?
Like Kacchan said Im really not used to people liking me without being Kacchan or wanting something out of it
Cant Stop Twinkling: Do we need to go on a hunt?
The Child: What??
Dynamight: already did theyre taken care of
The Child: Kacchan????
Sus: thanks Explosion, no one hurts our Midori and gets away with it
Pikachu: ok but are we going to gloss over the fact that Midoriya has made minecraft memes/art and hasnt shared?
The Child: Its really not a big deal Chargebolt-kun. >.<
Pikachu: its super cool though! the closest grade 0 has to minecraft is those little construction decor minigames and gardening
Party Rocker: can we see some of the stuff youve done Midoriya?
The Child: sgeghrgrhehr Sure? Theyre probably not as good as the actual game.
Pinky: dw about it so much! We just wanna see some in world memes
Pilfered Silver: ^^^
Women Are Pretty: ^
Pikachu: what she said
The Child: shsggrhrggsgr
-The Child has shared 3 images-
[The first is a pixelated image of a villager styled person in a boat labeled "Just going on a trip with my homie"]
[The second is a pixelated image of 3 parrots around a jukebox with tiny notes around the jukebox labeled "Its a party!"]
[The third image is of a bedroom filled to the brim with cats, all sitting and looking at the viewer, labeled "Guess this is my life now"]
Pikachu: oh my god
Pinky: akajahskaja
Sus: thats adorable!
Party Rocker: Midoriya: just going a trip
The villager: please I have a family
Midoriya: were going on a trip
Pinky: ALSKKSKAJSK
Cat Emo: i approve of the cat meme
Dynamight: you would
The Child: Im glad you all like them! Kacchan had to explain to me multiple times what the minecraft creatures look like so I could draw them right. I dont think I'll ever be able to make a villager right though.
Dynamight: its close enough
Pikachu: man the one person Explosion is nice to is the only one I cant make fun of him for it
Sus: everyones nice to Midori because if anyones mean to him I'll send them into the sun
Dynamight: or get blown the fuck up
Class Mom #2: or super bitch slapped
Pinky: Id pay to see that
Spade: you have though. She bitch slapped me twice already
Pinky: yeah but its funnier if I hate the person being slapped. Im just vaguely annoyed by you
The Flash: I must ask that we keep the language age appropriate as this is a class chat.
Dynamight: shut up glasses let them say bitch slap if they want to
The Child: Kacchan be nice!
Dynamight: shut up nerd
Knockoff Spiderman: before we have a fight on our hands I have a question Midoriya
The Child: I'll probably have an answer.
Knockoff Spiderman: okay so youve spent your whole life in the game. So this is your real life. Does that mean youve had a sex ed class
Pilfered Silver: CELLOPHANE YOU CANT ASK QUESTIONS LIKE THAT
Pinky: Im yelling and screaming what the fuck
Women Are Pretty: no Im curious about that too have you midoriya?
The Child: Yeah? Everyone did. We got 2, one in elementary school and one in middle school
Pikachu: just like the simulations
Dynamight: you fuckers are so weird
Pikachu: but you love us
Dynamight: no I fucking dont
The Child: ?
Dynamight: . . . I love one of you
The Child: :D
Sus: soft explosion is soft
Dynamight: Ill fucking kill you
Sus: bring it on!
Knockoff Spiderman: I also wonder if Midoriya can also taste food. Like we have a sort of taste when we eat because of the weird brain connection stuff but does Midoriya taste anything? I thought food worked on our own memories of what food tasted like
The Flash: The developers have already explained that food having taste in the game is half memory and half stimulation of certain aspects of our brain, same as the simulated pain thanks to taking damage or sensations such as the dizziness of the confused status effect!
Knockoff Spiderman: so Midoriya can taste food?
The Child: I think so!
I dont know if its like you all do but I can tell when something is different from some something else, like apples are sorta sweet but oranges are somewhat tart.
Knockoff Spiderman: neat :eyes:
So, hypothetically, you could taste spicy food?
Dynamight: dont even try it his resistance to heat or heat based effects is way too high
The Child: I beat kacchan in a spice off once and he never let me participate again.
Pikachu: damn!! you beat explosion?
The Child: Only once when it comes to spicy food but yes.
Pepsi/Cola: That implies youve beaten him at other things.
Sus: the lurkers have arisen
Dynamight: shut
The Child: Yeah, I beat him a lot of times in spars. He focused mainly on strength, and defense but I focused more on agility, endurance, and luck. I get lots of cool drops because of it too!
Pikachu: damn!! I put everything in my agility stat because dodging my beloved
Cat Emo: and you forgot your intelligence stat in the process mr. 1 point in int
Pikachu: DONT CALL ME OUT LIKE THIS ToT
Cat Emo: maybe youll think twice about stealing the last chip
Pikachu: I didnt realize it was the last one! I already said I was sorry!
Spade: *munches popcorn* wow dinner and a show?
Dynamight: shut up you copycat motherfucker
Spade: make me
Dynamight: you know what I think I will
Class Mom #2: .
Guess I gotta go save him
Pikachu: do you need to?
Class Mom #2: in 5 minutes
YaoMOMo: Ill set a timer
The Flash: I do not believe allowing them to fight on school property is a good idea.
YaoMOMo: Im watching them and I've got Aizawa-sensei on speed dial in the event that they get out of hand
Eraserdad: .
Pilfered Silver: okay even I heard the sigh that time
Pinky: is that Midoriya going out to break up the fight?
Cat Emo: i have never seen 6 teenagers move so fast in my life
Eraserdad: I need a raise