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[Cover for Christmas Gone Wrong (link)]
[The First Letter]
2nd December 2022
Dear Snowflake,
Out of all the names you could’ve chosen, you chose this? It gives off the very strong energy of someone who likes to collect snow globes, or worse, likes Christmas.
Anyway, the only reason I agreed for this Christmas Stupid Pen Pal thingy is that I was held at a gunpoint. Why else would I do this dumb shit? I absolutely hate this. And I hate this annoying C-word (Christmas).
What’s your sad excuse to be here? If you’re here willingly, that’s just even sadder.
Your Pen name is really annoying the fuck outta me if I am being completely honest. But whatever. You do you. Write back, don’t write back. Don’t care.
I don't think I have anything else to say.
I was told to use a nice icebreaker but that’s stupid so I won’t do it.
I was also told to not reveal my gender and age in the first three letters so FUCK THEM I WILL. I am a male who has lived twenty-one years of his depressing life.
I think there were a couple more rules they mentioned which I can’t recall right now. I’ll make sure to read it before writing my next letter (if you didn’t decide to get rid of me) so I can break those annoying rules.
Sending this with lots of love blood,
Chainsaw