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The Chaos of Comfort Inn

Summary:

Ajai smirks, plucking Mega's queen off the table and cronching on it.

"Checkmate." He declares confidently.

Mega panics, in complete denial of her loss, yelping, "I- Wait- nO- FUCK-"

 


"BANANA COCK!"

 

 

[ajai] an ao3 fic that isnt really a fic- just our dysfunctional discord family being.. dysfunctional. written in no particular order

[rev] This AO3 fic that isn’t really a fic is dedicated to..
The Author of Zero To Hero! Lyra!
Message to Author: If it wasn’t for you, your fic, and server there’s no way any of these memories would’ve happened. You practically made them. We just wanted to say thank you and give a birthday present. Happy Birthday! Hope you enjoy~ ^_^

Notes:

Chapter 1: i dont even know

Chapter Text

“EVERYONE, COME DOWNSTAIRS! THERES SOMETHING I NEED TO TELL YOU GUYS!” Reverie shouts excitedly from the bottom of the stairs.

 

Everyone shuffles out their rooms, gathering in the living room and grumbling.

 

“What is it?” Ajai asks, annoyed.

 

Reverie clears his throat.

 

“The FitnessGram™️ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues.

 

 The 20-meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal.

 

 A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. 

 

Ding -”

 

“..How’d you make a-” 

 

“-Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.”