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1. Damned if I Do (or is it Do Not?) by Anonymous for

   Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M, M/M
   • Complete Work

   21 Jul 2022

   Tags

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   • Guillermo de la Cruz/Nandor the Relentless
   • Guillermo de la Cruz & Nandor the Relentless
   • Marwa/Nandor the Relentless (What We Do in the Shadows TV)
   • Nandor the Relentless (What We Do in the Shadows TV)
   • Marwa
   • Guillermo de la Cruz
   • The Djinn (What We Do in the Shadows TV)
   • Fantasizing
   • Oral Sex
   • Penis in Vagina Sex
   • (briefly) - Freeform
   • Masturbation
   • Pining
   • Himbo Nandor the Relentless (What We Do in the Shadows TV)
   • Humor
   • Angst and Humor
   • Size Kink
   • Porn with Plot
   • Missing Scene

   Summary

   The very big dick is not quick as functional as Nandor would have hoped. In fact, it seems to be giving him a lot of trouble! How is he supposed to please his fiancé when the only thing that gets him hard is...! Is something...! Unimportant!

   Nandor is an idiot, confronts the Djinn, gets smacked with feelings. All set in S4E3 (spoilers!) Come for the smut, stay for the humor— or vice versa

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