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Partypal added Captain Raymond Holt
Partypal added Terry<3yoghurt
Partypal added bindersrule
Partypal added Mr Grapes
Partypal added Brightest Star
Partypal added shutupplz
Partypal changed the group chat name to “GOODBYE NINE NINE”
Terry<3yoghurt: Jake, why do we have a new group chat????
Partypal: cause we can keep up with all our lives now that we all left
Brightest Star: Bitch l already left
shutupplz: Same
Partypal: yh but now every1 has left
Mr Grapes: I haven’t
Terry<3yoghurt: Same
Partypal: jeez
Partypal: plz just stay so we can keep in touch
Captain Raymond Holt: It is not like we are going to fall out of touch.
Sincerely, Raymond Holt.
Partypal: yh ik
Bindersrule: I agree with Jake, it’s a good idea.
Brightest Star: UGHHHHHH
shutupplz: get a room
Captain Raymond Holt: Wait, ‘Partypal’ is Jake. I thought that was ‘Mr Grapes’. Jake, why is your name ‘Partypal’?
Sincerely, Raymond Holt.
Partypal: ARE YOU KIDDING ME? ALL THE DIEHARD REFERENCES OVER THE YEARS AND U GO WHY ARE U CALLED PARTYPAL? WELCOME TO THE PARTY PAL! YOU EVER HEARD OF THAT LINE!?! Plus, Charles is Mr Grapes.
Captain Raymond Holt: Oh, l do apologise Peralta, the quote seemed to have slipped my mind. Please forgive me.
Sincerely, Raymond Holt.
Bindersrule: It’s okay, sir, Jake isn’t that mad.
Brightest Star: UGHHHHHH
shutupplz: get a room
Bindersrule: -_-
Terry<3yoghurt: You know this is oddly chaotic. I’m staying.
Partypal: YES!
Captain Raymond Holt: I will stay too.
Sincerely, Raymond Holt.
Partypal: YES! Plus, sir u don’t have sign off ur messages
Captain Raymond Holt: Oh. But it feels very unprofessional.
Sincerely, Raymond Holt.
Partypal: it’s too many words for me to readdddd y don’t u just type SRH so we know.
Captain Raymond Holt: Okay. SRH.
Partypal: See much better
Captain Raymond Holt: Yes, this is quite good. SRH.
Partypal: @Mr Grapes u staying
Mr Grapes: ofc Jakey, who doesn’t want to hear about your life
Partypal: Creep but k
Partypal: @Brightest Star @shutupplz u guys staying
shutupplz: idk
Brightest Star: undecided
Partypal: k
Private message: shutupplz to Brightest Star
shutupplz: u staying right? Can’t be in the gc without u
Brightest Star: Yeah I guess l’ll stay. What time are u picking me up?
shutupplz: 10:30
Group Chat: GOODBYE NINE NINE
shutupplz: i’ll stay
Brightest Star: same
Partypal: VICTORY IS MINE