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Lumine looked up from her phone, to stare at her twin(she of course was the oldest)— who had called her from above their shared bunk bed. He was hanging from his bed atop hers, his blonde hair free and unbrushed being tugged down weirdly by gravity.
"What, ant-eater." He huffed but nonetheless grinned at her.
"Don't we know, like, a shit ton of streamers?" he asked. He looked constipated trying to hold back his giggling.
She hummed, putting her phone down. "Mostly me, considering you're kinda socially inept, but yeah. Why?"
Aether gasped, playfully offended.
"You! Fucking! BITCH."
He dropped his arms and left them dangling beside his head, like a monkey hanging by it's tail. Aether continued on strong however.
"Anyways, wouldn't it be so funny if we added everyone to a chat?
"Dude… We're illiterate, Aether"
"But wouldn't it be so funny to add all our fellow streamers to a group chat." he quickly adds for good measure. "Plus aren't you a English major?"
"It's a minor. That is the stupidest idea you have ever offered."
"We'll make Paimon admin!" He shouts cheerfully already knowing where this was going.
"That's so stupid," Lumine cracks a mischievous grin and stifles back cackles "let's fucking do it."
"If I don't kiss Fischl in the next five minutes, I'm going to keep pinning her against walls till she gets it through her dense, beautiful head."- Mona, 20××
Aether has added Lumine, Paimon, Mona, Barbatos, 50+ people to chat.
Aether has given Paimon admin.
Paimon: I'll eat you last.
Paimon has removed the leave feature.
Paimon has revoked admin from Aether.
Paimon has given all members to edit nicknames.
Aether: credits to my little sissister for the wonderful quote
Barbatos: :0 A CHAT
Lumine: stop how could a bottom be the oldest
Aether: I'M NOT A BOTTOM
Beidou: love to see the gays and bottoms winning
Mona: I am approaching your location rapidly.
Lumine: u can't kill me Oz will be sad
Mona: Worng choice of person idiot
Lumine: FUCK
Paimon: wait isn't everyone streaming rn
Shenhe: Most of the people you guys added to chat have been dragged by the kids to stream with them.
And Ganyu is stuck with Ningguang, Keqing, and Zhongli on a visual novel Xingqu plotted and Yae wrote.
Beidou: aren't you reading supachatsss????
Shenhe: My nephew is explaining that I do not, in fact, know the meaning behind "I'm a proud AILF lover".
Shinobu: Oh hey
YunJin: It's a type of description. For example, I am an AILF enjoyer, although to a specific one.
Yae: Shinou sshsh
Shenhe: What is an AILF?
YunJin: Would you like to discuss this over tea ;)
Shenhe: With you? Of course.
YunJin: Wonderful 😊
Aether: I am surrounded by women lovers
Barbatos: tf am I a joke to u
Aether no bro I'm sorry bro I didn't mean to leave you out bro
Beidou: W for lesbians
L for men
Oz: I-
Paimon I had hopes for you
Paimon: u lose a few as a manager Oz I thout u knew this
tho yours aren't as thirsty
Aether: YOU CALLING US DEHYDRATED
Lumine: About as dry as your love life lmao
Oz: You've never seen fischl's reading history
Barbatos: Parfum!?!?
Beidou: not you doing the babies like this
Bennet: Oz… chat frooze again 😥
Oz: I'll be right there.
Shinobu: …
nah I'm out
Mona: She muted the chat
Lumine: noooooooo we lost a women lover
Razor: hekp
jello
jelp
Beidou: You got this kid
Razor: dang gelp
Razor needv henlp
Mona: Did Bennet get hurt again?
Lumine: what's wrong
Razor: Lisa mamaá red, Jean confusef
Razor done
Aether: LMAOOOO
Beidou: lkggljljfdhllgashlp
HE DNAPPED
Yae: "I don't think I'll fall in love with anyone if they aren't you to be frank Lisa." " oOh tha that's sweet dearkgkhoc I- oh gosh you're killing me Jean." 12th of June at 16:25
a new stricke added for Jean
Barbatos: I thought the electro women had their shit together
Paimon: El o el have are you not related to Ei and Makoto
Beidou: have u seen Keqing, poor ganyu honestly
Makoto: excuse you at least I have a girlfriend
Childe: Boss said she's been frustrated that you hadn't asked her out
Makoto: we've been dating for 3 months 🧍♀️
Childe: LMLWOHOFJBDLLHD
WAHT
Amber: QUÉ NANI TF WBAT
Yae: a
Childe: FID U ACTUALLY ASKED HER LUT
Makoto: 😭😭😭 I was on my knee and everything dude, I did not study Shnezniya courting to beade fun of
Beidou: 😳😳😳 tmi
Childe: LGDLFAGLSDHLOFYLYFKTD W H A TA
Ei: Tsar is looking for you.
Ei left the chat
Lumine: now hol up
Paimon has added Ei to chat
Childe: ain't no way she's been sulking about wanting to take you on a date for years now
Makoto: ????
I dead ass asked her out
she was so cute I was about to listen to Beyonce
Barbatos: gasp!!!
ring on it go bitch! go!!!
Childe: Let me hop on her stream
Childe: bye gonna throw myself out the window head first
Diluc: do it from the 6th floor pussy
Paimon: lmao
go off king 👑
Kaeya: the world is ending the lesbians don't have their shit together
Oz: Noelle and Barbara are doing fine
Kaeya: NVM there's hope and Innocence
Rosaria: 🤨🤨
Aether: tf that mean
Mona: Jean is gonna loose her mind oh archons
Rosaria: Our last hope lies in Sucrose and Fishcl
Beidou: read up
Barbatos: 😳
never thought Barbara had it in her
Rosaria: today's the day we pull out the everclear bottle
Kaeya: Woohoo
Lumine: huh
what
Barbatos: I love this apartment complex
let's get drunk off our asses rosaria!!
Lumine: again what
Rosaria has attached the file: I taught her well .
Rosaria has limited view on one(1) file.
Lumine: NOT OUR HOLY IDOL
NOT OUR ANIMAL CROSSING MUSIC IN THE BACKGROUND JR KNIGHT
gotta respect tho tbh
Beidou: THE FOLE NAME 💀💀
Ningguang: why is my cousin trying to cover her neck with a scarf
never mind then
Beidou: Dount give her the talk ning
Ningguang: Her neck is covered in bites, you'd think they would bandage them
Rosaria: lmao barbs ran out our apartment with a first aid kit and is red AF, I think she saw the notificationns
Oz: sigh
Paimon: not the RP effects
Oz: SIGH