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    The first time Barbara finds herself leaning over the toilet, stomach heaving as it forces itself empty, she genuinely believes she has food poisoning from the crab cakes she attempted to make the night before. The second time, she thinks maybe she has a stomach bug. The third time, Dick brings her a ginger ale and quips, “Well, at least we know you can’t be pregnant.”

    At the time, Barbara had laughed, agreeing with him and not thinking twice about it, but after she spends the fourth morning in a row running to the bathroom, she buys a pregnancy test.

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