Chapter 1: Creation
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8:52 pm
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Hangman (Admin) has changed groupchat name to North Island Daggers
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thanks Bagman
Hangman (Admin) has changed groupchat settings. Names have been changed on 12 members
Hangman: There happy Halo? I’ve nicknamed you all to your callsigns.
Halo: yes actually
Fritz: How the hell did you have all our numbers???
Harvard: and why Whatsapp and not just a basic text message?
Hangman: because one of us has an android and ruins the ability to
message with just internet.
Coyote: fuck you too hangman.
Phoenix: Mind telling us why you’ve actually made this groupchat when we
literally just said goodnight in the mess hall. And why it couldnt wait till
disembarking in the morning
Bob: It’s probably about the email.
Payback: The email?
Fanboy: email?????
Hangman: Clearly BOB and I are the only ones who check our emails
with adequate timing
Coyote: Ok just saw it, this is awesome.
Fritz: damn. Really gonna ignore my question. Fine. I’ll just think you’re in
contact with the NSA
Harvard: update for those of us to lazy to look at our emails as often as you
two do?
Phoenix: Oh shit.
Phoenix: I will agree with Coyote this is awesome
Rooster: Echoing Harvard. For those of us that aren’t suppose to look at our
electronics because we’re on concussion protocol please
Fanboy: how are you texting then???
Rooster: Siri.
Rooster: But I think the shit eating grin Mav has on his face is because he
may know about the email as well
Yale: Ok so basically…
Fritz: So basically…
Yale: Jinx
Fritz: Jinx!
Phoenix: Children
Omaha: I swear this chat is draining my phone’s ability to actually load said
email pass the subject line. All I’m seeing is Potential Restationing
Bob: They’re creating a new fighter squad out of NAS North Island.
Harvard: But there’s no fighter squadrons currently based out of North
Island? Only Helicopters? Do they have the capability to set one up and keep
it running even?
Phoenix: Apparently but its one we’ve all been exclusively invited too.
Rooster: Not ordered?
Payback: Nope. It’s our choice as a ‘thank you’ for surviving a suicide
mission.
Halo: theyre pitching it as a permanent post. we wouldn’t be assigned to
one carrier like most squads. We’ll move to where we’re needed and be
flown into needed carrier or location. we also will be guest lecturers if we
want. someone clearly kicked some sense into the higher ups that having a
team like ours can actually complete missions a drone cant.
Payback: amen. We’re too good together to break up.
Fanboy: all praise admiral Kazansky.
Rooster: Ice did this?
Phoenix: You call him Ice?
Hangman: Ya, the email is signed by his office
Hangman: he was in the room during the debrief too. He was silently
sitting towards the head of the conference table. Didn’t anyone else
notice him? I bet as soon as we left he declared the squad official and
emails were sent out.
Harvard: I couldn’t stop looking at Cyclone. His head was about ready to
explode.
Coyote: Man had so much faith in us he probably had everything ready to
go, just wanted the mission completed before finalizing it and submitting
the final paperwork.
Yale: I dont know about the rest of you but im gonna take it. Any chance not
to end up in Nevada is a good one.
Fritz: the email included teaching. They may have us fly out to Fallon to
teach.
Yale: Temporary for a week is better then a 6 month deployment or being
based there.
Fritz: ok thats true.
Halo: im gonna say yes.
Payback: im in.
Bob: Rooster, you said that Mav is grinning?
Rooster: Like a cat that caught the canary. Give me like a minute to see if I
can get more info.
Hangman: 50 dollars Maverick’s the head of the squadron.
Phoenix: You know what? Bet. With how many people the captain’s pissed off
no way are they letting him be incharge even if it be the smartest choice.
Coyote: Ya i’d like to know who’s gonna running this before I say yes. If its
under Cyclone idk how I feel about that.
Fanboy: ^^^^
Harvard: man did want us to make the suicide mission more suicidy.
Omaha: Maverick makes the most logical sense if they want to keep this so
called miracle squad together.
Halo: Ya but he’s a captain.
Hangman: Watch them promote him finally just to keep him out of the
team leader slot and actually run the squadron.
Rooster: Ok I got info on that actually. It’s not Cyclone. But neither of you
win the bet Phoenix
Phoenix: hit us with it.
Hangman: How do neither of us win a bet with only two outcoomes.
Fanboy: whats the tea?
Fritz: sight your sources.
Rooster: A heads up i’m not typing this, but its being typed for me. To
much info to trust Siri not to mess up. And I got permission to share this.
Coyote: permission??????
Halo: who do you have to write for you? None of us are there??
Rooster: Maverick’s getting promoted. It is non-negotiable and he already
knows so he’s not gonna fight it for once. The condition is that if he gets
promoted he will be in partial charge of the squadron. If he hadn’t pissed off
as many admirals as he had he’d probably have full command. So an admiral
that actually likes Maverick is going to co-lead with him so he’s not pissing
everyone else off.
Hangman: There’s Admirals left that actually like Maverick?
Omaha: Maverick’s fought off promotions before?
Payback: Who’s the co-leader?
Rooster: I remind you I got permission to tell only this group so no spilling
it outside this chat until its officially announced.
Phoenix: Ya we get it.
Fanboy: Lips sealed.
Yale: Just fucking tell us who’s the bastard we have to appese in order to
stick together.
Rooster: Maverick managed to guilt trip his partner into taking the position.
Halo: Partner?
Payback: As in married?
Rooster: Yes.
Hangman: wait.
Fanboy: what?
Hangman: no. no no no.
Hangman: you have to be joking.
Rooster: Sadly ‘nope’.
Fritz: What are the rest of us missing that Hangman has apparently put
together.
Halo: why the ‘ ‘?
Bob: He guilt tripped an admiral? He actually accomplished that? The only
one that he’d possibly be close to is Kazansky as far as I can think.
Phoenix: Wait are you telling us not only is Pete “Maverick” Mitchell married,
but its to Admiral Kazansky and they’re going to be the head of our squadron??
Rooster: Disgustingly. Yes
Halo: oh shit
Harvard: dammmmmmnnnnn
Yale: Maverick married up.
Coyote: If that's the case, I’m in.
Omaha: I think saying no would lead to a pissed off Kazansky. I’ve only seen a
pissed off Kazansky once and the person it was directed to was discharged
within a day. I’m not risking it so I’m in.
Halo: he wouldn’t be pissed if you said no omaha
Rooster: He’d be disappointed probably.
Omaha: I’m not risking it.
Rooster: Wait no he’d definitely be disappointed. Mav too.
Hangman: How the hell do you even know that.
Fanboy: ^^^
Rooster: Cause when Ice read the message out loud his face fell and it gave me
just enough time to grab my phone back from him as Mav complained about
not keeping the full set together. Also the ‘ ‘ were him because the man refuses
to use nope in any normal sense.
Halo: WHAT
Omaha: WHat
Payback: Are you saying Kazansky was the one texting for you????
Harvard: WAIT he just read my bastard comment???
Rooster: yes to booth. Mav’s on a worse concussion protocol then I am so I
couldn’t let him do it. At least I can use my phone according to the medics. Uncle
Ice was just saying no so I would sleep maybe? Plus Ice actually types what I tell
him to. Mav would just type what he wanted.
Phoenix: …
Phoenix: BRAD BRAD WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN UNCLE ICE.
Harvard: rest in pieces
Yale: We’re here to attend the funeral of one brad brad.
Fritz: killed by one phoenix after knocking his new squadron over the head with
what he calls the COMPACFLT
Payback: I have so many questions
Fanboy: and yet no answers
Halo: Alright gang, who wants to go storm the med bay with me so we can get
answers faster then Rooster can text.
Coyote: im in.
Hangman: Met ya there.
Omaha: On my way.
Rooster: guys, Visiting hours ended like 30 minutes ago.
Hangman: Yet you have an Uncle COMPACFLT who can bend rules it
seems.
Hangman: And we’re gonna abuse that.
Hangman: See you in a few Chicken
Rooster: I fucking hate all of you.
Fanboy: tell tht to our faces in a minute
Mitchell
9:46 pm
Ice: This is your fucking fault Mav.
Mav: What?
Ice: Don't give me the innocent what. The 11 new children you’ve
forced me to adopt are your fault.
Mav: Technically you gave me this posting so therefore it’s your fault. Plus,
they adopted me. I didn’t adopt them. Also why are you texting me when
we’re in the same room?
Ice: None of them will be afraid of me anymore thanks to you. Also
because I want to yell at you but both Halo and Fanboy know ASL
along with Bradley so I can’t curse you out that way.
Mav: Fine, fair. I’ll give you that. You’re the COMPACFLT, they’ll all have a
slight fear of you as long as you’re the boss. Also how do you know that
they know ASL?
Mav: But you had to know this adoption was a possibility.
Ice: It's in their files which i thought you memorized like you told me
you did.
Ice: And I took a calculated risk to try and get you to reconcile with
Bradley. I didn’t exactly think that end up with the rest of the squadron
becoming our kids. They’re all like 30. How the fuck did you manage to
adopt a bunch of adults.
Mav: But its just part of my charm.
Ice: sure.
Mav: You know you love it.
Ice: Remind me why i married you again.
Mav: Cause you love me.
Ice: Remind me why again.
Mav: :0
Mav: Also dont think I didn’t just notice you admit to setting me and
Bradley back into each others paths you puppet master.
Ice: Dumbass
Mav: but yet still the best pilot.
Ice: in your dreams mitchell.
Mav: Mitchell-Kazansky actually.
Uncle Maverick (I.C.E)
9:51pm
Bradley: Would you and Ice please stop sexting while we’re all in the
room.
Mav: How would you know if we’re sexting
Bradley: Fine.
Bradley: Would you and Ice please stop having a foreplay argument
while your new squadron, including your godson, is in the room? This
is worse then the ASL fights.
Mav: Again I ask how you know if we’re doing that.
Bradley: You’re literally texting each other clearly. Also Uncle Ice has
that look on his face like he wants to smother you with a pillow while
you’re happily grinning.
Bradley: I may have been 19 the last time I was home to witness this exact
shit. But I explicitly remember cursing thin walls later.
Mav: what.
Bradley: yep. Remember when your godson is under your roof or in the
fucking room for fucks sake.
Bradley: So please put the phone down. Before I tell Ice about you told me to
smile and wave at the enemy pilots
Mitchell
9:53pm
Mav: I’ve been told by our son to stop foreplay argue texting.
Ice: More like your son.
Mav: He only got my self preservation instincts. He got the blackmailing
from you.
Ice: That's enough for me to worry about leaving you two alone.
Ice: Wait blackmailing?
Ice: What does he have on you to blackmail with. You haven’t spoken in 10+
years.
Mav: Nothing, dont worry about it
Ice: Mav what did you fucking do out in the woods with Bradley?
North Island Daggers
10:01 pm
Phoenix: Anyone who knows ASL and can translate whatever the hell they’re
saying?
Halo: oh ya I got ya.
Halo: ice to mav- you can’t set down your phone to avoid confronting me.
Halo: mav to rooster- this is your fault
Halo: rooster- my fault?
Halo: ice- don’t bring Bradley into this. your dumbass did something for him
to have blackmail on you.
Hangman: Rooster is trying to commit blackmailing?
Halo: mav- im alive arent I its fine.
Halo: rooster- Mav told me to smile and wave at the enemy fighters when
they first found us.
Halo: mav- you’re a fucking traitor kid.
Halo: ice- you what?
Halo: mav- I had to figure out how to convince them we were friendly
Halo: ice- Smile and wave?
Halo: ice- Smile and wave Mav. you told Bradley that as a reliable suggestion.
Halo: mav- what else was I suppose to do.
Halo: rooster- something better then an animated penguin reference.
Halo: ice- idiot. Also don’t think I’ve forgot about the fact you wanted to
blackmail him Bradley
Harvard: damn firstnamed.
Halo: ok they’re going to quick for me to type and translate at this point.
something about the last time mav did something idiotic it resulted with
goats in their backyard?
Fanboy: There’s a whole lot of inuendos in their signing too. It seems that
Rooster is using the sign Dad when addressing Maverick, and Ice and him
are using son interchangeably towards rooster.
Hangman: I’m getting more and more questions then answers with this
entire conversation.
Payback: “Thanks Dad”
Fritz: “Did you just call Captain Mav Dad?”
Harvard: “Do you see me as a father figure Rooster?”
Phoenix: No if anything i see you as a bother figure, cause you’re always
bothering me.
Bob: Hey, show your father some respect.
Rooster: I didn’t call him dad.
Halo: oh fuck where’d you come from.
Rooster: you act like i didn’t notice both mine and the rest of your phones
buzzing. So i dropped the convo and actually looked at what you all were
doing. And i didn’t call him Dad, i called him Mav.
Fanboy: Ok but you did call him dad. You literally did the sign for dad.
Rooster: Fuck you’re fluent?
Halo: we both are.
Coyote: man didn’t even scroll up.
Rooster: you were all spamming the chat.
Yale: Sounds like a you problem.
Omaha: y’all. The admiral and captain have stopped arguing if nobody else
has noticed and are now staring at us all on our phones.
Halo: i’ll give 5 dollars to the first person to ask why they call Rooster son.
Rooster: HALO
Uncle Maverick (I.C.E)
10:13pm
Bradley: Halo put up money for the first person who asked about our
history.
Mav: I believe you.
Mav: Son.
Mav: Do you want to talk about it later over a game of catch?
Bradley: …
Bradley: I'd like that.
Chapter 2: Swapping
Summary:
Halo + Omaha= Great team, follows rules, will get the mission done.
Phoenix + Bob= Fantastic team, follows rules but will break a few to get shit done, completes mission with no error.
Omaha+ Bob= Conservative but precise. If you want a tiny mark hit in a long amount of time send them.
Phoenix + Halo= The second coming of Maverick and Goose. Gremlin energy. Naval aviator equivalent of a nuclear bomb
Notes:
I got possessed by the fanfiction ghost again and busted this out in 2 days. I make no apologies
Chapter Text
Two Heads are Better then One
6:37 am
Omaha: Phoenix, please change WSOs with me.
Halo: HEY
Halo: 5 years of this partnership and suddenly you want to get rid
of me
Halo: the audacity
Phoenix: Ya right, as if I’d willingly give up Bob as my
backseater.
Fanboy: im here too. You dont want to trade with payback?
Payback: Are you trying to get yourself out of my backseat?
Phoenix: Bob is staying where he is with me. He’s the best
WSO i’ve ever had and Im not giving him up without orders
and a fight.
Harvard: Don’t you mean or a fight?
Phoenix: no. I would not take those orders lying down
Bob: I appreciate the love Nix
Payback: Why aren’t we asking why Omaha wants to trade WSOs?
Omaha: I overheard Iceman talking about doing two-seater versus
one-seater dogfights in a 2-2 pattern. And one of the teams is
Hangman and Rooster versus us Phoenix.
Phoenix: And how does that equal changing WSOs.
Yale: Hangman and Rooster are a hit or a miss half the time in the
air right now. They’re either at each other’s throats or in perfect
sync.
Omaha: Ya. They’re at each other’s throats when they’re confused.
Harvard: You want to throw them off with a WSO exchange?
Halo: im now less offended.
Omaha: Promise Halo, not trying to get rid of you. Just dont want
to end up doing 200 push ups or something else that Payback bets
on. And Natasha swapping Bob is something they’ll never expect
coming.
Bob: If it’s non-permanent and it takes those two down a peg I’m
in.
Halo: so we just swap?
Yale: Halo and Phoenix have flown together before.
Phoenix: We were a damn good pairing too
Fanboy: why’d they split you up then?
Halo: something about causing to much chaos and rule breaking
when teamed up.
Payback: Omaha’s serious enough to not fall to Halo’s antics.
Harvard: So we’re basically releasing the unknown if we let this
swap happen.
Yale: High kill count during training and advanced flight moves
but low following of navy issued flight rules.
Bob: Maverick 2.0 is what I‘m hearing
Fanboy: I thought Rooster was Mav 2.0
Bob: Maverick 3.0 then.
Phoenix: We did buzz the tower the last time we were
paired together.
Omaha: Come on, don’t you want to take Rooster and Hangman
down?
Phoenix: Bob would you be ok with this?
Bob: I trust Omaha not to get me killed. I’m in
Omaha: Low bar but I’ll take it.
Halo: lets fucking do this.
Mav
8:13 am
Mav: A heads up, I just got informed that Phoenix and Omaha are
trading WSOs for this run.
Ice: Did they give a reason why?
Mav: Yes but i don't know if ADMIRAL Kazansky would appreciate
the answer.
Mav: I know Iceman would get a laugh out of it though.
Ice: You know I hate it when you talk about me like I’m two
different people. Just cause I’m an admiral doesn't mean I
have a stick up my ass.
Ice: Now why are they trading
Mav: They want to beat Hangman and Rooster by surprising them
with different pairings.
Mav: I told them to go for it.
Ice: It’s a good idea.
Mav: What? Really? You agree?
Ice: Yes. You and I both know a backseater can completely
change how a pilot flies. I’ve both heard stories and seen
how Phoenix does with Halo. They’re a lot more loose and
outside regulations.
Mav: How bad are they?
Ice: Like targeting a sawed off shotgun at close range.
Mav: Damn. I didn’t realize how rebellious Phoenix could be.
Ice: It’s not something she does lightly. But the energy
between her and Halo is intense. They just build each other
up.
Ice: Hangman and Rooster will never expect her to fly the
way she will if they dont know about the swap before the
flight.
Mav: It was apparently Omaha’s idea to do it. He’s gonna be with
Bob for the Hop.
Ice: Probably wanted to beat the singles so he could avoid
200 pushups
Ice: But him and Bob will work well. They’re both more
conservative in their initial engagement so they maybe
pinned as an easier target.
Mav: During which Pheonix and Halo will come in and take one of
the boys down before Omaha will switch to offense over defense
and help take down the last man.
Mav: Oh boy I look forward to this flight.
Ice: Tell me what they end up betting?
Singles
8:58 am
Fritz: Hey Hangman? Rooster?
Coyote: They’ve already changed and made it out to their planes.
About to take off. Wont hear back from them till after the hop.
Fritz: Shit.
Coyote: What is it?
Fritz: I just walked by the doubles planes on my way back in and
saw Phoenix and Halo getting into the same plane?
Coyote: Not bob?
Fritz: Definitely not bob.
Coyote: shit.
Coyote: Hangman and Rooster are definitely gonna lose this then.
Fritz: Im gonna go the Rec room to listen to the comms
Coyote: I’ll see ya there
Fanboy was planted in front of the radio when Coyote walked into the room. Clearance codes were coming through the radio as all 4 planes proceed to take off. They’d propped it up onto the bar like the last time, tucked behind the foosball table. And Fanboy was sitting on one of the barstools, his weight shifted so it's balancing on two of the four legs it had.
Harvard and Yale were on the couches, clearly listening in as neither of them seemed to be distracted or have anything in their hands. Fritz had yet to show up and the only other person in the room was Payback. He was leaning against the far wall, an area next to the window where no images were hung.
“Who’s idea was it to swap WSOs?” Coyote asked as he sat on one of the barstools next to Fanboy. He reached out in front of the other naval aviator to turn up the radio.
“NAS this is Hangman, Team Gamma confirming ready for engagement”
“Rooster seconding Gamma team prep”
“Omaha voicing Delta team confirmation for engagement”
“Phoenix seconding confirmation.”
“Omaha’s. Wanted to avoid whatever today’s exercise bet was,” Fanboy replied to Coyote, barely paying attention and his eyes fixed on the radio. His glance didn’t even shift as Fritz burst into the room, clearly out of breath from trying to make it back before the dogfight started.
The radio crackled for a second before Maverick’s voice came through the speakers.
“Good Morning Aviators. I may not be in the air with you today but that doesn’t mean it's going to be a walk in the park. I’m talking to you Hangman.”
“Got ya Pop’s just give us our lecture so we can get to it.”
A clear scoff could be heard from Maverick before he continued, “Today’s goal is to get the other team out. No missiles, still just guns and our usual hard deck. It’s two-seaters versus one-seaters. The emphasis here is communication. When one team has backseaters and the other doesn’t it means more work for pilots without one. To even out the advantage only Rooster and Hangman will have comms connected to their teammate. Don’t forget to talk Boys. We’ll still be able to hear you here at control in case of emergency. Group comms will disconnect when the fight begins in one minute.”
“We gonna make this interesting folks?” Hangman asked, his voice tinged with his southern accent.
“What you suggesting Bagman?” Phoenix’s voice responded.
“Normal 200 push-ups. AND loser has to cover drinks for an entire night at the Hard Deck. And I’m saying one night for each pilot slash pair” Halo’s voice came out of nowhere.
“Really excited to buy us a round huh?”
“Don't underestimate me today Hangman.”
“Fine, deal. Rooster, Phoenix you game?”
“I’m in.”
“Let's do it.”
With the bet official, Maverick spoke back up, “Alright Aviators. The exercise begins in 3… 2… 1… GO”
The second the comms adjusted its link Rooster could hear it. The extra noise dropped out and all that was left was him and Hangman.
“Alright Roost,” his partner’s voice came through. Rooster could see Hangman flying off his right side with ample space between them, “Lets start by picking off Omaha first.”
“You think Phoenix and Bob aren’t gonna try and protect him?” He knew Phoenix. Flown with her for years. She’d never be one to leave her teammate alone and always watches their back.
Hangman’s scoff was audible, “I can’t even see them. Omaha and Halo are clearly sitting ducks right there. I’d bet money Phoenix is below him.”
It wasn’t a stretch. The way Omaha was sitting made it clearly look like a trap. It been a move Phoenix had pulled before with another hop, hiding out of view beneath the other jet so when one of them went to take tone there was the second out of nowhere. But something isn’t sitting right with Bradley about it.
“You go ahead Seresin, I’ll watch your six,” he said instead, setting himself up and a little back behind Hangman. It wasn't out of the way enough to see Phoenix if she is indeed hiding beneath Omaha but it would prevent a Cobra maneuver in an attempt to escape.
It's as they come up on Omaha when he notices the issue. Halo flies with a black helmet, one that makes it hard to notice there's a backseater unless she’s waving or looking at you. Only then is the yellow circle imitating a halo on the front able to be seen. This isn’t that.
He could see white in the backseat of Omaha’s jet. It was a bit harder as the pilot was scrambling to not let Hangman get a lock on him. But the streaks of white were only seeming to confirm it. That wasn't Halo in the backseat and it was clear Phoenix wasn't below Omaha.
“Hangman we got a problem.”
“Ya like what? Phoenix is nowhere to be seen, we’ve got this in the bag.” His voice was clearly tinged with smugness
“That’s not Halo in the backseat. I think it’s Bob.”
“What.” was Jake’s only reply as suddenly Omaha dipped down, moving out of range with a sharp left turn.
In the next instant, there was a jet shooting up right in front of them. Its cockpit turned towards them as it circled back up and over the two. It took only a second before Rooster was able to clock the WSO in the backseat wearing a black helmet, the yellow circle on the front clearly obvious as they flash a middle finger towards him and Hangman.
“FUCK,” Hangman curses as he swerved right out of instinct as if trying to miss the jet that had already gone past, “Was that Phoenix?! What the hell was she thinking! She never flies like like unless she’s…”
“With Halo in the backseat.”
They’ve both flown with Phoenix before and heard the stories of her time flying with Halo that turned her into a pilot with recklessness the likes of Maverick. It’s a legend amongst naval aviators of how intense Phoenix can get with Halo in the backseat. The first time Rooster had heard about it reminded him of how Mav and his father were as a pair. After years of working alongside Natasha, he trusts her completely, but her pairing back up with Halo is asking for disaster to any ego that crosses them.
“We’re gonna fucking owe them drinks aren’t we.”
Rooster had no time to respond before he was dodging Omaha who seemed to come back out of nowhere.
North Island Daggers
2:41 pm
Phoenix: Alright! We hitting the Hard Deck tonight or what?
Drinks on Hangman or Rooster.
Payback: I’m in to go.
Payback: Also got a photo of them doing their push ups while
Callie and Nat grin in the background behind them.
Hangman: Y’all are fucking cheats.
Omaha: No where in any of our rules did we clarify not changing
WSOs.
Halo: youre just salty cause you lost.
Omaha: We also got permission to do the trade for a single hop so
don’t worry about it becoming a normal thing.
Phoenix: We actually like our WSOs. Just couldnt miss a
chance to kick your asses.
Rooster: The second I noticed Callie in your backseat I knew we
were doomed.
Hangman: Yee of little fate.
Bob: You thought you had a chance?
Coyote: The legends of Halo and Phoenix weren’t enough to scare
you?
Fritz: Thank god we didn’t have to fly against them.
Rooster: I think when they finally got reassigned from each other
last time half the pilots on their squadron celebrated.
Halo: rude
Yale: I think y’all have missed one big point here.
Harvard: Ya and what’s that?
Yale: They’re back on the same squadron now. Our squadron.
Hangman: So?
Yale: They can swap easily anytime they want.
Fanboy: ….
Payback: Damn it
Fritz: fuck.
Rooster: oh shit and Mav will probably encourage it.
Coyote: Omaha you’ve opened a can of worms
Omaha: And I’d do it again to get out of 200 push-ups.
Omaha: Especially when its Bagman we’re against.
Fanboy: We’re all now gonna live in fear of them teaming up aren’t
we.
Phoenix: Exactly
Halo: remember this the next time you piss one of us off.
Harvard: Bob you got to warn us next time they try and do this.
Fanboy: Help us Bob, youre our only hope.
Bob: Then Perish.
Phoenix: Fools. We’ve already converted Bob to our team.
Halo: he ain’t gonna do shit to help ya.
Rooster: We’re fucking screwed.
Payback: This is your fault bagman. You just had to get the girls
pissed off enough to team up.
Hangman: If I cover a week worth of drinks for both of you do you
promise not to do this again?
Halo: perhaps….
Phoenix: You will greatly reduce the chances of it
happening.
Harvard: I’ll pitch in another week.
Fritz: Same.
Coyote: Anything to not have this happen again.
Rooster: i’ll do what ever song on the piano you want for 2 months.
Rooster: Including my heart will go on.
Phoenix: I think a deal can be reached boys.
Fanboy: thank fuck.
The Girls + Bob
3:07 pm
Halo: hehehe
Halo: fools
Bob: Well done. You two got exactly what you wanted.
Phoenix: The fear and our drinks covered!
Phoenix: I’m gonna force Rooster to do so many power
ballads and non-80s songs.
Phoenix: And Piano man. Its been years since he’s played
that cause he outright refuses to do so.
Halo: thanks for your help bob
Phoenix: Ya, we couldn’t have done it without you.
Bob: I didn’t do shit other than trade. I will take the drinks though
anytime.
Phoenix: For my WSO? Anything
Unknown Number: 1+_ _ _+_ _ _+ _ _ _ _
9:14 pm
1+_ _ _+_ _ _+ _ _ _ _: ATTACHED FILE
File Description :
Rooster was sitting at the piano in the Hard Desk, a look of annoyance on his face as he sang Piano Man by Billy Joel. Halo and Phoenix stood right behind him singing along, arms slung over each other’s shoulders. Phoenix was holding a half-empty beer while Halo balanced a nearly full pina colada. They were swaying back and forth in time with the music, singing their hearts out.
Coyote was next to them a grin on his face as he sang along too but not with the same engagement as the girls. Hangman could be seen in the background trying to hand Penny his card while it looked like she was refusing to close the tab just yet. Omaha was seated in one of the tables in the middle ground with a smile on his face. Fritz seated across from him, head in hands.
Harvard and Yale were right to the other side of Rooster, both of them very much engaged like Halo and Phoenix. Their voices nearly shouting the lyrics instead of singing them. Payback and Fanboy could be seen barely behind them, clicking freshly open beers with each other, smiles on their faces.
Bob wasn’t seen in the video, but the voice behind the camera was singing along too, the video shaking as all voices in the bar go:
And he's talkin' with Davy, who's still in the navy, And probably will be for life
Mav: Thank you Bob
Chapter 3: Missing
Summary:
Phoenix: Rooster where are you? We were supposed to meet 17 minutes ago. And the only ones not here are you and Maverick?
Notes:
3000+ words in less the 48 hours. God help me.
Those of you who have read my Marvel work before know I like to switch back and forth between text and actual normal format. You got a hint of that last chapter so I hope you enjoy it this time too.
Chapter Text
North Island Daggers
8:17 am
Phoenix: Rooster where are you? We were supposed to meet 17
minutes ago. And the only ones not here are you and Maverick?
Payback: Someone grab Fritz’s phone off the table. He’s asleep, I
don’t want messages to wake him up. So no talking please. He got
like 3 hours of sleep cause of personal stuff so he needs the rest.
Harvard: Got it.
Harvard: Man’s background is a picture of a tree???
Fanboy: Like just a tree?
Harvard: It's a giant oak tree on a grass hill and blue sky behind it.
Harvard: Like its a nice picture but just confused why a man from
Flordia would have a tree as his background.
Halo: hes had that as his background for years. he jokes that’s
where all the people he’s murdered are buried.
Yale: Weird explanation but alright then.
Hangman: Ok if Mav and Rooster aren’t here in the next 3
minutes I vote we go try and find them.
Omaha: They both live off base?
Coyote: We could always check Mav’s office.
Payback: Locker room too.
Phoenix: I know both Rooster and Mav live on the same street on
the island. We could walk off base and check their houses.
Yale: You know where Mav and Rooster live?
Phoenix: I rent a room from Rooster
Payback: Then shouldn’t you know where he is if you live with
him?
Phoenix: When I woke up this morning his Bronco was gone.
Bob: I know where they both live.
Harvard: Bob what the fuck
Halo: how?????
Coyote: Are you the one with the NSA connection instead of
Hangman Bob?
Bob: I do have a cousin in the NSA but no thats not how I know.
Bob: I’ve been over to Rooster’s with Phoenix after training before.
Bob: And Admiral Kazansky was on base last week and came in
when I was meeting with Maverick for one of those monthly
check-ins we all have and he accidentally grabbed my bag instead
of Mav’s. So I drove over there to swap it back.
Harvard: less nefarious than i thought.
Yale: Can I ask how Rooster afforded a house on the island?
Hangman: How bad is pricing on the island?
Phoenix: Ignore the texas oil baron’s son.
Hangman: Rude. Guess I won’t try and buy a house now and let
you rent a room out of it.
Phoenix: to restate I already got a room at Rooster’s
Phoenix: Rooster inherited it from his mom who bought it off Mav
in like the late 80s when they first moved out here.
Coyote: I would like a room in the figurative house.
Hangman: Cool, I’ll look at listings later and send some out if
anyone else is in and wants to come.
Yale: Awesome
Payback: Sounds great
Halo: anything to get out of military housing.
Fanboy: Hangman’s gonna buy a multimillion-dollar house just
for all of us to stay off base.
Hangman: ya…
Hangman: I mean I don’t really spend the money I get from the
family business and I would rather put it towards something we
can all enjoy.
Phoenix: Hangman, are you admitting you care about us?
Halo: oh my god he actually does.
Coyote: I’ve known this for years. Man only spends money on
those he cares about. He’s a softie at heart
Hangman: Shut up Javy.
Omaha: We appreciate it man. Don't worry
Payback: We love you too Hangman
Harvard: We all appreciate you and care about you too.
Bob: Agreed. You’ve become a much nicer and kinder person. I’m
proud to call you a friend.
Phoenix: I echo Bob.
Hangman: Thank you guys?
Halo: now we got the confidence-boosting Hangman to actually
believe we all care about him too now out of the way. we walking
to Rooster’s or Mav’s first?
Fanboy: I say Rooster cause it be less awkward for the bunch of
us to show up there over Mav’s.
Omaha: Showing up on the COMPACFLT’s front porch saying we’ve
lost his pseudo-son and partner isn’t the greatest thing in the
world.
Bob: I don’t think Admiral Kazansky is at home.
Coyote: I’m heavily doubting you not conspiring with gov agencies
right now.
Yale: How do you know that Bob?
Bob: I just have good timing. I saw him go into his office. His car is
also parked outside in the lot?
Bob: He has an assigned spot next to Maverick’s and a car was in it
unlike Mav’s.
Hangman: Are you really suggesting we knock on the COMPACFLT’s
office and ask where pseudo-son and partner are?
Phoenix: I believe infact he is.
Halo: im game… but do we just leave Fritz here?
Payback: I’ll text him, we’ll leave his phone next to him so when
he wakes up he’ll see it first.
Fanboy: Thats a good plan
As phones were tucked away the team slowly moved to stand up from their tables. It would be easy to scrape the feet of the chair on the floor and cause noise. Fritz’s phone still in Harvard’s hand buzzed one last time before the aviator put it face up in front of the sleeping man.
They walked in pairs of two mostly, as the hallway was only wide enough to comfortably fit two of them at a time. Phoenix and Hangman lead the group of ten down towards the offices. Bob was a step behind Phoenix always one to stay close to his pilot even outside their jet. Coyote was directly beside him, never one to leave Hangman when he could help it. Harvard and Yale, forever attached at the hip were next with Fanboy and Payback right behind them. Omaha and Halo rounded out the back of the group, mostly because Halo was still furiously typing on her phone to someone.
Most office doors were closed but the door to Admiral Kazansky’s was a bit ajar. Since the admiral wasn’t normally at the base to do paperwork the office they had assigned him wasn’t anything fancy except being slightly bigger than the normal one. The only thing that marked it as the office of the admiral was the Kazansky nameplate on the door.
Phoenix was the one to knock on the doorframe with a quick double knock. The response of “Come in” came within a moment and Hangman gave a light push on the door allowing it to float open.
Admiral Tom “Iceman” Kazansky was seated at his desk, an inch of paperwork in front of him and a cup of coffee a bit away from it, purposefully placed far away as if any closer he’d knock it over and stain the documents. He clearly looked tired from the bags under his eyes. It also seemed like he wasn’t supposed to be on base as he was dressed with a scarf around his neck and in civilian clothes much like the rest of them. He finished capping his pen before glancing up at the group.
“Lieutenants. How can I help you?” he asked, his eyes seeming to scan over every single one of them in analysis. His voice was a bit raspy, more so than they’d heard since they’d last seen him on the ship back from the suicide mission a month ago.
“Sir, we were wondering if you knew where Rear Admiral Mitchell and Lieutenant Commander Bradshaw were?” Phoenix asked.
Iceman seemed to think for a moment before clearing his throat, “Maverick was at the house when I left and up making coffee. I didn’t see Bradley but his car was indeed parked in front of my house.” The casual use of Rooster’s first name clearly indicated that the man wasn't acting in an official capacity at the moment and instead as an adoptive father figure of their friend. “You are all free to go over and check on them if you were waiting for them to show up.”
Thank yous were all echoed by the group as they left the office. It didn’t take long until they were all in the parking lot. The sun was yet to be beating down intense heat so it was easy to decide to walk to the house that was only a mile away. They chatted and told stories along the way, Halo explaining what it was like with her family up in San Francisco and Coyote with his in New Orleans.
When they approached the house it was clearly Mav’s as the light blue Bronco was parked right in front of it, marking Rooster’s presence. The house was painted blue, with white accents and as they walked up onto the front porch a black cat could be seen lounging in the window.
“They have a cat?” Fanboy whispered, his eyes large and in awe of the creature asleep on the window perch that had been set up for them.
“And we’ve now learned something new, Fanboy loves cats,” Yale joked likely poking fun at the fact that Fanboy was now nearly pressed against the window.
Hangman was the one to knock on the door this time with three sharp rasps before Coyote rolled his eyes and pressed the doorbell that the other had somehow missed. There’s no muffled sound of the bell though. The cat still in the window doesn’t even react. So Coyote pressed it once more with a little more force as if that would cause it to ring. It doesn’t.
“Why doesn’t their doorbell work?” Coyote murmured as if going to try it again. Payback moved to grab his arm while Halo stepped around them both to get to the small potted plants that sat below the window still.
She quickly started lifting each plant slightly, feeling around the edges of the pot and dirt in a meticulous fashion.
“What are you doing Halo,” hissed Omaha, clearly thrown off by his WSO’s actions.
“Looking for the hidden key duh.”
Harvard tilted his head in curiosity, “You expect there to be a spare key up here?”
Halo nodded, “We’re talking about Maverick. Who is married to Admiral Kazansky. I’m betting there's at minimum 3 spare keys hidden around here, one for each entrance minimum.”
“And you expect us to just use the key if you find it to enter the house??? That’s basically breaking and entering Halo,” Yale nearly squawked.
Halo rolled her eyes, “Yes. Both cars are in the driveway, the doorbell is disconnected. There’s been no response to the barrage of texts we’ve sent. The admiral confirmed they should be here based on when he left and that Maverick was awake. I’m going worst-case scenario right now so yes. I’m gonna enter the house with the key if I find it.”
“Guys?” Bob piped up but wasn’t paid attention to as the others started to circle around Halo and stepped away from the door.
“You can’t just say you’ll actually do it Halo,” Omaha disputed.
“No, she’s right. Bradley would be one to be woken up by all the texts. I’m in,” Phoenix voiced.
“Are we seriously contemplating breaking in because…” Fanboy started before a sharp elbow in the ribs from Payback shut him up.
“Should we check other entrances for keys?” Hangman
“Guys?”
“I can’t believe we’re gonna break into two commanding officers’ houses.” Coyote
“Ya, I don’t know how comfortable with this I am.” Yale
“Guys!” Bob’s voice finally cut through the bickering, causing all heads to snap towards him. He gestured towards the door which was now slightly open, “it was unlocked.” he stated simply.
“Fuck we’re really gonna break into two commanding officers’ houses.”
“We were invited Coyote by one of those officers so shush,” Phoenix scolded him as she took the first step into the house, the door creaking slightly as they stepped in.
The house was clearly well lived in and homey as they walked into the entryway, a set of staircases going up and probably a hundred photos hanging on the wall by it. A coat rack was to their left along with a pair of discarded shoes, so Phoenix quickly pulled hers off, followed by Bob and Hangman before the others took notice and did the same.
A slow walk through a formal dining room showed more images on the walls. These seemed more like achievements as a picture of every promotion between Kazansky and Mitchell was photographed and hung. To their surprise, there were even a couple of Rooster’s. The dining room led to the living room and attached kitchen where they found their answer.
On the large L-sectional Rooster was passed out, a pillow cradled to his chest and on his side and a second black cat slept on top of him in a seemingly uncomfortable position. There was a blanket draped over his lower half, covering only his legs barely. Below him Maverick sat on the floor, his head tilted back, leaning against the corner of the sectional, and soft snores coming from him. On the table was a left-open bottle of Nyquil and a closed bottle of Dayquil. A box of tissues was next to it but a few discarded used ones were scattered by it too. There was a discarded cup of coffee that was completely full.
At the sound of all of them shuffling in the cat sleeping on Rooster suddenly perked up, its head looking towards them automatically. Fanboy quickly realized what exactly was about to happen based on the quick and low “no no no no.”
The cat stood within the blink of an eye and quickly launched itself off Rooster’s mid abdomen and to the floor past Maverick. Its launching caused Rooster to let out an oof of shock as he was rudely awakened his hands jutting out in surprise to knock the back of Maverick’s head. This caused the older pilot to be jolted awake as well, his eyes snapping open, automatically already in the direction of the 10 aviators in the doorway.
He didn’t seem to have time to process it because Rooster let out a loud groan as he let his head crash back onto the couch’s cushions. “Mav?”
Maverick was automatically turning around, going into clear Mother Hen mode as he placed the back of his hand to the younger’s forehead, “Ya I got you Baby Goose. You feeling better?”
“Coffee?” Was the only response.
And somehow that put Phoenix into action because she was quickly walking her way across the living room and towards the kitchen before Maverick could even move to stand up.
“I got it, sir. I know how he likes it,” she told him as she passed and focused her attention to the Nespresso machine that was perched on the counter with a jar filled with pods next to it. “Would you like a new cup too?”
Hangman had already picked up the full cup and moved towards the kitchen too, putting his pinky in the cup, “This is cold as shit. Ya make him a new one Nix.”
Maverick finally seemed to focus and notice as the group started to buzz about, most of them going to the kitchen to help Natasha or start making breakfast, Yale being the one to find pans as Harvard pulled eggs out of the fridge. Omaha grabbed the cheese and peppers behind him to start cutting and grating them. Halo had already found the cups and was passing them to Phoenix. Bob had grabbed the open Nyquil and was closing it while Payback grabbed the used tissues and disposed of them in the discarded grocery bag that had still been on the table as well. Fanboy had grabbed the cat and sat down on the other end of the couch, petting it to keep it out of the way of the others.
“What are you all doing here?” Maverick asked after finally behind able to pull himself out of the shock of seeing them all.
“You both didn’t show up for the bonding hike,” Coyote simply stated as he pulled the griddle that had been hidden in one of the cabinets out. “Anyone manage to find pancake ingredients?”
A soft “here” was heard from Harvard as he passed Coyote a bowl with the non-mixed ingredients in it along with a whisk.
The answer seemed to focus Rooster.
“What? What time is it?” He asked his hand reaching out for a phone he expected to be next to him on the couch. Bob quickly grabbed it from the coffee table and handed it to him. Sadly the battery was bed and Rooster groaned as he let his head fall back down once more.
“Little after 9,” Payback responded in place of the lack of the phone.
“Shit I’m sorry guys,” Rooster apologized, “I…”
“Man you don’t have to tell us anything,” Yale stated.
Harvard nodded in agreement even though Rooster couldn’t see it. “Ya man. We all have rough nights.”
“I just want to know what time you drove over here,” Phoenix commented having finished one cup of coffee and passing it to Halo who brought it over to the couch for Rooster. “Cause you were still at home when I went to my room at like 11 but were gone before 7 this morning.”
“I think like 2 or 3 am?” he answered slowly sitting up and taking the coffee from Halo’s outstretched hands, “Thank you.”
“It was closer to 3 kiddo. You crashed in the guest room originally then woke up and I had to spend an hour calming you down before we fell asleep down here,” Maverick added, “Now can I ask how all of you got in my house?”
The entire group froze in the middle of what they were doing except for Yale who only moved to remove the eggs from the heat of the stove. They were all silent sending glances at one another for a moment before chaos broke out.
“It was Halo’s idea.”
“Halo’s idea.”
“We were worried about you and decided the cost outweighed the benefit of determining if you were alive.”
“Way to put it Phoenix!”
“Blame Halo sir.”
“Bullshit! Bob’s the one who opened the door.”
“It was unlocked. You were all looking for the spare key.”
“That was only Halo.”
“Hey! Harvard was helping.”
“Like hell I was.”
“Honestly blame your husband. He told us we could come over to find you.”
“Ya blame the Admiral Hangman, great idea.”
“At this point, I'm surprised no one suggested breaking in a window.”
“It was likely the next step if Bob hadn’t discovered the door was unlocked.”
Before more blame could be thrown around both Maverick and Rooster were laughing at the group. And it took a minute for Maverick to compose himself.
“Ok ok. Don’t worry about it. I’m glad you’re all here and appreciate how much you all care,” Maverick stated with a soft look of pride on his face at the group.
“Anytime sir. You’re family,” Omaha answered to which the entire group nodded and stated agreements.
“Good. Now, where’s Fritz?”
North Island Daggers
9:31 am
Fritz: So where exactly are you guys????
Hangman: Maverick’s making breakfast.
Halo: You’re invited to come join.
Coyote: Bonding day has been moved to Maverick’s for movies and
breakfast so those of us who didn’t sleep well last night can nap
through the movies if needed.
Fritz: I have so many questions right now.
Rooster: Ice’s gonna give you a ride.
Fritz: THAT DOESNT ANSWER ANYTHING?????
Mitchell
9:31 am
Mav: You’re gonna give Fritz a right home right now.
Ice: What?
Mav: You heard me.
Mav: The kids are making breakfast for all of us. Including you
Ice: And Fritz needs a ride?
Mav: Yes
Mav: Plus I want you to join us for breakfast. You can do paperwork
in the office while we all watch movies.
Ice: Fine. Be home in 10.
Mav: Love you.
Ice: Ya ya. Love you too. Make sure theres enough bacon for me.
Mav: Already planning to save you two waffles with it.
Chapter 4: Arrivals
Summary:
Callie "Halo" Bassett likes to cause some chaos out of the cockpit. Phoenix and Bob are there to support her through it.
Notes:
This time 3000ish words in around 13 hours. What have I become.....
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
The Girls + Bob
2:43 pm
Bob: Can I get your guys' help on something?
Halo: do we have to murder anyone?
Halo: not saying I won’t do it just want to know who before
agreeing. out of moral reasons of course
Bob: No. No murdering anyone today.
Phoenix: See I know we’re the perfect team because you clarify
today.
Halo: you can never exclude murder these days
Phoenix: We should include Fritz though if we need to kill
someone. He probably knows how to murder someone in the
stupidest most accident-looking ways.
Phoenix: He once told me about this guy who suffocated in a safe
trying to rob a bank?
Halo: bless Jacksonville Florida idiocy I have zero clue how fritz
came out as competent as he is based on all his stories
Phoenix: Agreed. Probably because he was only there for like half
the year with his grandparents and the other half in Georgia.
Bob: Guys.
Halo: oh ya shit
Phoenix: Sorry
Halo: how can we help you Bob?
Bob: I need restaurant suggestions.
Halo: oooooooo
Halo: Is this a possible date perhaps?
Phoenix: Is it with that Lieutenant from the carrier during the
suicide mission? I know they were really hoping to get asked on
one by you
Halo: the girl from the coffee shop?
Phoenix: The guy from the gay club last week?
Halo: the gal who was flirting with you last night at the Hard Deck?
Bob: No its not any of them.
Halo: we really got to know how you pull so many romantic
internets Bob.
Phoenix: It's the stealth pilot energy in my opinion.
Halo: damn I wish I had that.
Bob: You’re married Halo.
Halo: listen I didn’t exactly romance Megan by being the best flirt.
Halo: i literally spilled my drink on her the first time I met her. and
still do sometimes.
Phoenix: How is she doing either way?
Halo: still tearing my heart apart with her betrayal.
Bob: So still out of country?
Halo: yep. she has another 4 months in London teaching her
extended guest seminar at Oxford.
Halo: talked to her earlier though and theres a break next week
before she has to be back to start planning the classes so she may
fly out for like 8 days tomorrow.
Halo: bless her for being as smart as she is and being the primary
breadwinner to afford that first class ticket.
Phoenix: Oooo I hope she can come. I can’t wait to see her again
and surprise all the boys with your wife. Managed to hook a
spouse before any of them.
Bob: Honestly surprised they haven’t started to piece it together
yet. I’ve seen you wear your ring multiple times
Halo: i thought Omaha would have found it out by now or noticed
it but nope. still thinks im dating her. i think he doesn’t even
realize who she is. but then again he’s never met her
Phoenix: We love powerful hardworking women in Tech.
Phoenix: Ok, but back to Bob’s date.
Bob: It’s not a date. You'd know earlier if it was a date Nix.
Bob: My sister is flying out to do some contracting with Miramar
and we haven’t been in the same city in over 2 years so she wants
to do San Diego tourist things and grab lunch together.
Halo: this the CIA sister?
Phoenix: No that’s his brother who was a Marine. His sister is FBI
and went to an Ivy league?
Bob: Ya, she went to UPenn. But I want to take her somewhere
other than the Hard Deck and my other personal favorite from
Topgun times is closed now.
Phoenix: I can’t think of any off the top of my head but I’ll ask
Rooster for you.
Halo: my cousin texted me places to visit when I first got
assigned to topgun out here. let me see if i can find it and
remember which ones I hit.
Bob: Thank you both.
North Island Daggers
8:54 am
Hangman: Alright, I got a tour for a 6 bed, 6 bath place today at
10:30. I will take a maximum of 3 of you with me and no more.
Hangman: And if you come no making fun of how serious I have
to be in front of the agent. I’m getting a chance at buying this
place before its on the market because of certain connections and
I think this may be the perfect spot for us.
Bob: I got plans with my sister so I’m out sorry.
Hangman: There goes one of the two serious ones.
Rooster: Who’s the other serious one.
Halo: omaha.
Payback: Omaha.
Omaha: Me
Omaha: I’d be interested to come with.
Halo: im out. Got to go pick up a friend from the airport. we all
still meeting at the Hard Deck tonight?
Hangman: Yes at 19:30.
Rooster: Penny said she’d have Amelia guard the pool table for us
so no one else takes it.
Fanboy: beautiful. Also I’m out on the house tour for today, got to
run errands.
Coyote: I can come for the house tour.
Harvard: Yale and I are out. Man has to get a cavity filled and he’s
afraid of the dentist so I have to give him a ride.
Yale: I’m not afraid. I just get panicked about it so they have to
knock me out with the good stuff.
Yale: I’ll be fine by the time we meet up though.
Phoenix: I’d be down for the tour.
Hangman: I thought you have a place at Rooster’s.
Rooster: Are you trying to skimp me out on rent Nat?
Phoenix: I literally spent my childhood helping my dad flip houses
before he died and my mom was real estate agent before she got
her Ph.D. I would be helpful. Plus if we have like 6 of you all in one
house we’re gonna be crashing there and I’d like a voice in that.
Hangman: Fine I begrudgingly admit that you may be the best to
come with us.
Hangman: Sorry Fritz and Payback you both lose. All 3 spots are
now filled.
Fritz: I’m on a phone call for 5 minutes and this is what happens.
Rooster: Ya Payback’s passed out on my couch. He doesn’t seem
to be too gut-wrenched to be missing this tour.
1:03 pm
Fanboy: Hey Rooster?
Rooster: How can I help ya Fanboy?
Fanboy: So I’m at the grocery store and I was picking up some
fruit and this older guy came up to me because he recognized me
and I quote, “From Ice and Mav’s photos to our 1986 group chat.”
Rooster: What?
Payback: something you said was important because Rooster just
jumped and faceplanted trying to get up.
Fanboy: And he’s asked how’s the littler Goose is doing?
Rooster: What does he look like? Did you catch a name?
Fanboy: Its an old white guy with a military regulation haircut on
his grey hair. I don’t know how to describe him! He just added a
simple “Haven’t seen him since Viper’s funeral.” Then he said bye,
he’d see us later this week and walked off.
Fritz: I have a feeling we should be worried.
Rooster: Yes.
Rooster: Maybe
Rooster: I don’t know. Mav isn’t answer his phone and Ice is at a
conference during the day right now so I can’t call him
Phoenix: Can we get an explanation Rooster?
Payback: Man is just staring at his phone in complete disgust and
confusion.
Harvard: The use of “see us later” means he’s gonna see both of you.
Fanboy: Ya it really threw me off.
Hangman: Why does it have Rooster so worked up though?
Phoenix: The guy called him littler Goose?
Fanboy: Yes.
Phoenix: Then its probably someone from when he was growing
up.
Coyote: The last time someone from when he was growing up
showed up it was the Commander of the Pacific Fleet. And before
that it was his godfather the legendary Maverick, who he had a
10+ year long argument with.
Omaha: Coyote’s right. Rooster’s past isn’t exactly tame it seems.
Phoenix: I’m not gonna argue with you guys.
Rooster: I have no answers about who exactly that was but its
down to like 8 people and Maverick refuses to tell me who it is.
Rooster: Wait Fanboy how tall was he? Like was he my height?
Fanboy: Maybe like a little taller? Idk. But he was still impressively
built for like an older guy in his 60s?
Rooster: Ok I’ve gotten it down to 3 or 4 possible people then.
Phoenix: mind cluing us in then Brad?
Rooster: Ok so its one of the guys from Ice and Mav’s topgun
class of 86.
Hangman: What.
Fanboy: You’re joking.
Rooster: No.
Rooster: And I think they’re gonna be the guest lecture we have
this week?
Coyote: Shit thats awesome.
4:28 pm
Omaha: Halo has been too quiet.
Hangman: Lose track of your WSO Omaha?
Omaha: She told all of us she’s going to pick up a friend. But
usually, she would have responded between now and 9 am.
Phoenix: She said she’d be at the Hard Deck tonight so don’t worry
about it to much Omaha.
Coyote: Have a little faith in your WSO.
Omaha: I’ll only listen to Phoenix cause none of you have been
paired with her before. After five plus years of partnership, I know my
WSO. This is not normal. If she doesn’t show up at the Hard deck
then I’ll send out a search party.
Phoenix: Deal.
Fritz: Since we’re messaging I’d like to make a call out. Phoenix.
Phoenix: Yes Fritz?
Fritz: You went to a gay bar and didn’t invite me?
Fanboy: YOU WENT TO A GAYBAR
Coyote: Rude and the audacity.
Fanboy: Why did you go without us!
Harvard: I am hurt.
Yale: What Harvard said.
Hangman: Thought we wouldn’t enjoy it Phoenix?
Rooster: How’d you even find out this?
Fritz: It’s on her instagram.
Payback: You found her instagram?
Fritz: Yes??? It isn’t hard? Its literally her name.
Coyote: Natasha do you have the rest of us blocked so we can’t
follow you.
Phoenix: No. You just didn’t request to follow me ever so you
don’t see shit I post.
Phoenix: Also Halo and Bob were with me. And it was karaoke
night.
Rooster: NATASHA
By the time the clock was ticking towards 7:45 Omaha was clearly nervous. The rest of the group had arrived and already surrounded the pool table, with Hangman and Coyote teamed up to play against Payback and Fanboy. Natasha was on one of the barstools, slightly leaning against Bob who stood to her right while Rooster was on her left complaining about why she didn’t invite him to karaoke night. Harvard and Yale, forever attached at the hip were at the bar trying to wrangle a drink from Penny
Fritz was across from Omaha, a look of concern on his face as he watched the normally composed pilot bounce his leg in anxiety.
“She’s not here by 7:45 I’m calling her Phoenix.”
“Don’t get your panties in a twist Omaha. She’ll be here. She was probably just distracted by her friend’s arrival,” the fellow aviator responded. Bob seemed to cover up a small snort that came out at the word distracted. Omaha didn’t seem to catch it but Rooster clearly did by the way he quirked his eyebrows towards Bob.
Omaha opened his mouth to answer but looked towards the door once more in expectation. Only this time Halo was already standing within the bar, having looked like she’d just walked in. She was talking in the direction of someone they couldn’t make out in the crowd of the bar but she had a look of joy.
As soon as she reached the group’s back area they’d commandeered Omaha shot up.
“Where have you been Halo?” he questioned.
“Oh, here and there Om. No need to worry. I'm here now and not over 30 minutes late so forget about it,” she joked.
“Looks like someone has that afterglow,” Phoenix spoke causing all the heads of the group to look at her then at Halo. Payback even missed hitting the cue ball at the words out of Phoenix’s mouth.
Halo took the words in stride though, “I indeed do my dear Natasha.”
Omaha looked scandalized though, “You weren’t answering your phone because you were having sex Halo?” he sputtered in shock, “What about Megan? Did you two break up and you not tell me? How could I have missed that?”
“I don’t think I’ve heard Omaha panic this much outside of a dogfight,” Hangman commented towards Coyote who nodded in agreement to the man’s words.
“Don’t worry Omaha,” Halo tried to calm her pilot down, putting a hand on the man’s shoulder.
“No answer me. What about Megan?”
“What about Megan?” Came a new voice, causing all heads to turn towards it. Standing looking at Omaha and Halo was a woman of about 5’9” with striking blonde hair that was styled in a braid crown. She wore black sneakers with gold accents, blue jeans, and a white blouse. She had a drink in each hand and Harvard and Yale stood behind her a bit in confusion of the woman blocking their way to the group.
“Hey, babe. Come meet the squad,” Halo beamed, walking back over to her and taking one of the drinks out of her hands.
“You know Phoenix and Bob,” each of them gave a small wave, “The one next to Phoenix is Rooster. The ones who were behind you are Yale and Harvard, and ya they both did actually go there. At the table is Hangman, we call him Bagman sometimes, Coyote, Fanboy, and Payback. I think Hangman and Coyote are winning currently. This is Fritz. And finally, this man asking What about Megan is my pilot Omaha.”
Fanboy’s eyes were slightly narrowed and a look of confusion on his face, as he was trying to place where he’d seen Megan from before.
Megan looked at all of them with a sweeping look before fixating on Omaha, “It's nice to meet you finally in person. Callie doesn’t shut up about you whenever we talk.” She stated as she put her hand out.
Omaha looked down at it before shaking it, “I say the same about you. I have to ask is the Cow in the kitchen story actually true?”
It was clearly the right thing to say because a real smile bloomed on Megan’s face, “It actually is.”
Before either of them could continue Coyote cleared his throat loudly to catch their attention.
“Mind introducing the rest of us to Megan Halo?” he asked.
“Oh ya sorry! Team. This is my wife and the most wonderful person in the world. Megan Bassett!”
Fanboy’s eyes were the only ones that lit up immediately at the name, “Wait Megan Bassett? As in the Megan Bassett?”
Halo nodded in clear excitement and pride as she took her wife’s hand.
“Why is the name Megan Bassett familiar to me?” Payback muttered lowly but just high enough for Fanboy’s head to snap back towards him.
“Megan Bassett! She’s the top tech mogul out of San Fransisco right now! She’s a Doctor in Aerospace Engineering with a focus in space travel! She has multiple contracts with NASA to help take astronauts to space! Her TED talk has like 10 million views!” Fanboy geeked out. At his description though multiple of the group’s eyes widened.
“You’re the one who’s always on the news when space news comes up!” Rooster identified to which Megan nodded slightly.
“Wait Megan Basset… as in the founder of Astrella? That take astronauts to space company?” Fritz questioned.
“Oh shit,” Yale whispered.
“Am I the only one who is stuck on the wife thing?” Hangman asked.
Halo laughed, “You’re not the only secretly rich one in the squad Hangman. Mine is through marriage though, not Family business.”
“She did marry me when I was flat broke though, so she’s not a golddigger,” Megan clarified, seeming a bit worried at the fact that the group may try and accuse that even though it wasn’t likely.
“And I took her last name before it became famous. So I don’t like to constantly advertise it. But Megan. Meg. Megan,” Halo rambled as she dragged her wife over towards Rooster who clearly seemed thrown off by the approach, “This one’s godfather is the one who’s the fastest man alive.”
That clearly excited Megan because her gaze shifted from Halo to Rooster, her eyes gleaming with wonder, “Your godfather is Pete “Maverick” Mitchell-Kazansky? The one who hit Mach-10?”
Apparently, Yale didn’t know that piece of info because at that info he almost choked on his own beer. Hangman missed the cue ball to this time as he cried out “Mach 10!?!”
Megan nodded in affirmation, “Ya. Is there any way I can meet him?”
Uncle Maverick (I.C.E)
8:02 pm
Rooster: Hey. Would you mind coming to the Hard Deck? Halo’s
wife wants to meet you.
Mav: Halo is married?
Rooster: Apparently ya. But her wife isn’t who you’d expect. She
really wants to meet you though.
Mav: Why would she want to meet me?
Rooster: She heard you went mach-10.
Mav: How did a private citizen find that info out?
Rooster: Halo’s wife is Megan Bassett.
Mav: Megan Bassett…
Mav: as in Space entrepreneur Megan Bassett? Rocket designer
and contractor to NASA Megan Bassett.
Rooster: Yep.
Mav: I’ll be there in 15 minutes. Ice is coming too.
Notes:
Megan Bassett= their world's Elon Musk but she's actually a good person and well liked. Also insanely smart and valid in her field
So my main inspiration for the team dynamics right now is Ted Lasso, specifically the Richmond team.
I'm still mentally debating on if I want pairings outside of the IceMav so if you have opinions feel free to comment them. I may try not to write 3000s words in the next 24 hours.
See y'all soon!
Chapter 5: Wingmen
Summary:
And they were Wingmen. Oh my god, they were wingmen
Notes:
The oh my god they were roommates vine struck me last night and the next thing I know I have this chapter.
Chapter Text
North Island Daggers
11:12 am
Fritz: Ok so idk if this is the time and place.
Fritz: But I also don’t want to get murdered asking this
in person
Fritz: Rooster.
Rooster: Ya Fritz?
Fritz: How exactly do you know Maverick and Kazansky?
Halo: oh ya, we never exactly got an explanation as to why they
call you son on the carrier. also want to know how you learned ASL
Hangman: I would like to hear this too.
Phoenix: I think we all would.
Harvard: Is this bully rooster into telling us his past time?
Harvard: please tell me its bully rooster into telling us his past
time.
Payback: Ya tell us Rooster.
Bob: I think I know the majority of the story from gossip but I’d
like to hear it too.
Coyote: Bob how. Did your NSA cousin help you get this info?
Bob: No? My uncle’s been in the navy for years as a rear admiral
and previous naval aviator. When I mentioned being on Maverick’s
and Iceman’s squad he stated he used to fly with them and knew
all the drama.
Fanboy: Your uncle was a naval aviator too
Bob: Yes. He’s the one who inspired me to become a WSO. He use
to fly under the callsign Wolfman before he married my aunt
Rooster: Wolfman’s your uncle?
Yale: Another part of your past that we don’t know about Rooster?
Rooster: Wolfman was a part of the 1986 Topgun class.
Phoenix: Oh shit. Bob, you know that?
Bob: I knew he went to Topgun in the later 80s but not the same
year as Maverick and Iceman.
Halo: and you wonder why we asked for more info on your past
rooster.
Rooster: You know what fine.
Rooster: Didn’t want to discuss it before talking with Mav and Ice
but we were able to do that last week before Megan showed up.
Omaha: Getting things straight before you explained it to us?
Rooster: Basically.
Rooster: Im gonna go straight through this. If you ask questions
I’m not gonna answer them until after I finish deal?
Hangman: Deal.
Phoenix: Fair.
Coyote: Understandable.
Fritz: deal
Fanboy: Yep
Halo: ya
Payback: Got it.
Harvard: Yep
Yale: Deal.
Omaha: Agreed
Rooster: Ok so Hangman was right my dad, Goose, did fly with
Maverick back in the day. He was Mav’s RIO and they’d been
paired for like 5 years or more by the time they went to Topgun.
My dad went to the academy though while Mav didn’t so he’d met
Ice while there
Rooster: Either way my dad married my mom and Mav was the
best man at his wedding and when I was born apparently the only
reason dad made it to my birth was Mav who broke multiple
speeding laws on his bike to get dad there after a day of training.
Rooster: So after all the nurses and doctors and my parents held
me Mav was the next person. Mom was estranged from her family
after running off to marry dad, and Dad was an only child and my
grandparents had died by the time I was 3. But they named Mav
my godfather and suddenly I had an Uncle Mav.
Rooster: I was 4 when they went to Topgun. Thats where Ice and
Mav met. They were constantly butting heads. Then the accident
happened.
Rooster: Do you remember that lesson in flight school they give
us about waiting for the canopy to open because of the RIO whose
neck snapped on impact with it?
Phoenix: Ya you were out for that day. Food poisoning?
Rooster: I was having a panic attack.
Hangman: Rooster….
Rooster: Ya I know, I should have told one of you but one of the
higher-ups recognized who I was and gave me permission to miss
that day of lesson. The lesson is based on my dad’s death. Mav
and him flew through Ice’s jet wash during hop 31, lost control of
the craft and ejected.
Omaha: His death is why they added the delay to ejection.
Rooster: Yep. Mav had to hold his body in the water for 40
minutes until rescue came to get them. After that Mav sort of
broke down. His only family was me, mom, and dad. After almost
getting court-martialed then cleared of any responsibility he got
deployed out to the Gulf.
Coyote: Isn’t that where he got his confirmed kills?
Rooster: I don’t know the details past official declassified reports.
All I remember is when Mav came back he was a little better and
had Iceman by his side as his wingman. After that he was always
around.
Fanboy: and they were wingmen.
Halo: oh my god they were wingmen.
Rooster: Mom didn’t want to go back to Corpus Christi. So she
asked Mav, who had a house on the island if she could move us
out with him. He didn’t hesitate to say yes and started his first
stint at Topgun teaching. 4 years later mom bought the house off
of Mav. It was around then he had started dating Ice and moved in
with him.
Rooster: Mav was constantly dodging promotions or deployments
far away. Half the time he wasn’t even flying with Ice. But he did it
to stay close to me and Mom. All that caused more of the admirals
to start getting annoyed with him, so Ice started climbing the
ladder while Mav stayed where he was. I was about 7 the first time
I called him Dad? I started using it interchangeably with Mav.
Rooster: Sometimes Mav couldn’t dodge deployment and always
during that time some of the class of 86 came around. Slider,
Merlin, Wolfman, and Hollywood were all staples of my childhood
along with Viper and Jester. Ice’s sister Sarah was around a lot too
as another mother figure. They were constantly around to help my
mom with me.
Bob: Uncle Leo never told me that.
Rooster: Mom got diagnosed with Cancer when I was 10. Ice and
Mav forced us to move in with them and we rented out the old
house. Ice was permanently done flying and already a one-star
admiral, so he helped. Mav moved to administration for a bit so he
wouldn’t be forced to leave Miramar or North Island.
Rooster: Mom passed by the time I was 12 and Mav became my
official guardian with Ice. I lived with them until I was 18.
Rooster: Ice was diagnosed with throat cancer when I was 16. His
voice was gone for nearly a year after surgery so all of us learned
ASL but he went into remission. When I was in my first year at UVA
on a baseball scholarship I discovered that Mav had pulled my
papers to the academy with Ice’s help. I was furious. All I wanted
was to become a naval aviator like all my father figures had been.
I cut off all communication with them.
Rooster: The thing about Maverick is when he mades a promise
he keeps it no matter the cost. I learned two weeks ago that my
mom made him promise to not let me go to the academy. She
knew I wanted to fly when I was 11. She was worried about me
dying young like my dad did. Not going to the academy and that
baseball scholarship put me back around 4 years cause I couldn't
do ROTC at the same time. Her action made sure I lived longer
than my dad did.
Rooster: I didn’t talk to Mav until we were all called back to
Topgun. I only talked to Ice a few times, one being him basically
lecturing me when I first graduated Topgun to put the fighting
behind and realize I still made it exactly where I wanted even
without the academy. I should have listened to him but I didn’t.
Rooster: Some of the 86 group even tried to get the stupidness of
it all into my head. The last time I saw Slider I told him to fuck off.
Rooster: I cursed out everyone and lashed out at Mav after
Phoenix and Bob went down from the bird strike. The only thing
that got it through my thick skull was when Mav took the missile
for me. I couldn’t accept losing him and not having him in my life
anymore so I turned around and went to find him.
Rooster: and ya… Thats basically it. I was dumbass for nearly 15
years and apologized to both Mav and Ice and we’re now a family
again even though we have multiple things we’re still working on
and through. But they’re both my dads in every sense of the word.
Rooster: Questions?
Coyote: Fuck man. That’s a lot.
Phoenix: I’m glad you’re working through it all Bradley
Omaha: Really appreciate you feel comfortable telling us all that.
Hangman: We’re all here for you.
Payback: So do you still call them both Uncles?
Rooster: Its more of an interchangeable thing at this point? I call
Mav either that, Uncle Mav, or Dad. Ice is Uncle Ice, Ice, or Pops
sometimes.
Halo: have they always been out as a couple?
Rooster: If you’re talking about DADT yes and no. So no one
outside the 86 group really knew they were together. They just
assumed they were roommates since Mav had given his house to
my mom.
Fanboy: And they were roommates.
Rooster: When we moved in most of the Navy basically assumed
Ice was helping where he could because of guilt about my dad,
especially with my mom’s condition. By the time Ice got diagnosed
though it was an open secret but no one could prove anything. No
one asked because either they knew or thought they were really
close wingmen.
Rooster: Ice was one of the ones who made sure DADT was
overturned by coming out and he was so high in the chain of
command and the president liked him as an Admiral that they
couldn’t just discharge him.
Harvard: So let me see if I understand this.
Harvard: Admiral Kazansky climbed the ladder so high that he
basically went fuck homophobia, I’m actually gay, my partner’s
gay. Been in a 20-year relationship with him. DADT is stupid.
Lets overturn it. And they just went with it because the president
liked him???
Rooster: Ya thats essentially it. Mav is bisexual though.
Phoenix: Like father like son.
Rooster: shut up Phoenix.
Hangman: You’re bi?
Rooster: You got a problem with that Bagman?
Hangman: No no no. No problem at all. Just didn’t realize you
identified as bi instead of gay. sorry.
Hangman: I’m also gay for those who don't know.
Yale: Cool.
Fritz: Nice.
Harvard: Who knew?
Halo: HANGMAN. you can’t just drop that out of nowhere.
Fanboy: ^^^^
Coyote: Finally the man comes out of the closet.
Omaha: You knew Coyote?
Coyote: Man swore me to secrecy since the academy.
Bob: Ya I knew too.
Hangman: How????
Phoenix: Bob has a great gaydar. Plus we’re both bi.
BOB (I.C.E)
3:37 pm
Bob: Hey want to go to the bookstore with me?
Phoenix: You already finished your stack from our trip three
weeks ago?
Bob: Yes. Plus I know you like the bookstore and have had a bit of
a rough week so I thought you’d enjoy it and I can cover a book or
two for you.
Phoenix: Aw thanks Bob. Love you.
Bob: Love you too Nix.
Phoenix: Ya let's go. I need to stop at the house to drop off my
gym bag cause I just finished doing a workout on base.
Bob: I can give you a ride to the house so you don't have to walk
the mile in this heat after a shower.
Phoenix: That be great. Give me like 15 minutes and I’ll meet you
in the parking lot.
Bob: Great I’ll see you then.
When they pulled up to the house, Rooster’s Bronco was parked in the driveway and Bob pulled his Jeep right in behind him. He’d taken the cover off the top so Phoenix had to push some of her windswept hair out of her face.
“Ok, you can wait here in the car. Give me like two seconds to just run this to my room and I’ll be right back,” Phoenix told him as she unbuckled her seat and turned around to grab her bag from the back where she’d tossed it. She nearly elbowed Bob as she did it but the WSO quickly dodged his pilot’s arm and the back of the gym back as she pulled it to the front.
“Sounds good Nat,” he answered as he turned the key to turn the car off.
Phoenix smiled toward the WSO and quickly jumped down out of the white 2-door Wrangler. She made her way towards the door and quickly put her key in the bottom lock knowing Rooster never locked the top and quickly opened it.
A movie was playing in the living room loudly but she couldn’t identify it by the sound of battle without seeing the screen. Her room was upstairs, and the stairs opened into the living room so she’d probably catch a glimpse of whatever film that Rooster had fallen asleep to. He would have yelled hello if he was awake.
She quickly kicked her gym shoes off and placed them on the shoe rack by the door before swapping them for a pair of Birkenstocks she had there and made her way towards the stairs. As soon as she passed through the archway from the kitchen into the living room she froze, her eyes going wide as she processed what was occurring.
On the couch was Rooster, making out with a guy who was straddling his lap. Both were far too enamored with each other to notice her. Rooster’s shirt was off and discarded onto the couch next to him along with the guy’s. It didn’t take a genius to guess where this was maybe headed.
“What the fuck Rooster, I thought we agreed not to have sex on communal areas!” she yelled at him, causing the two making out to break apart and whip their heads towards her. Only then did she recognize who the guy Rooster had been making out with.
Hangman was looking back at her with wide eyes and a clear fresh hickey on his neck. And if that didn’t shock her more causing her to drop her bag right there on the bottom step of the stairs.
“Natasha wait,” Rooster panicked as Hangman scrambled to get off his lap. Phoenix had already turned around and made her way back towards the kitchen side entry she’d come through.
“Nope. Nope. Nope. I am not staying here any longer to see you and Hangman have sex on our couch!”
The cockiness Hangman usually possessed was clearly gone by the lack of response from him as she walked out.
“Nat, come on let me explain,” Rooster pleaded as he followed her, only stopping at the side entrance since he didn’t have shoes on.
Phoenix whipped around at that, “Bradley, I’m not pissed at you hooking up with Hangman. Ok, I’m a little pissed I lost 20 dollars on when it would happen. I just refuse to stay in that house while you two have sex.”
The stress and nervousness that had been in Rooster’s face quickly dissipated as the tightness in his shoulders loosened as well before more of her words sunk him. His head snapped back up to look at her, “There was a betting pool on when Hangman and I would get together!?”
“And apparently I just won it,” Bob called out, his head sticking out from the top of the Wrangler, “Thanks Rooster!”
The addressed man groaned.
“Now Brad, go back in there. Finish what you started with Hangman, preferably not on the couch, and I’ll text you before I enter next time,” Phoenix chuckled, patting the taller pilot’s shoulder.
“I hate you.”
“No, you don’t.”
“No, I don’t. Thanks Nat.”
She nodded and smiled before walking back towards the Jeep, and moving to climb in next to Bob. Rooster quickly went back inside and closed the door behind him.
“You were right,” she stated once they’d pulled out of the driveway.
Bob hummed in response, “What about?”
“They really are the second coming of Iceman and Maverick. Think I’ll be best man at their wedding?”
Bob smiled and took her hand in his, “Oh 100%”
North Island Daggers
4:12 pm
Phoenix: And they were wingmen.
Rooster: NAT
Hangman: Fuck you too Nat.
Coyote: Wait what.
Omaha: Oh it happened?
Payback: Does this mean that Bob won the bet.
Bob: Yes. Yes I did.
Harvard: Damn. I owe like 30 right?
Yale: We both owe 50. We were too confident in last week.
Fritz: Fucking hell. They couldn’t have waited one more week?
Halo: honestly surprised Maverick only missed it by a day.
Rooster: Mav was in on this!?
Fanboy: Ya. Ice too.
Rooster: fucking explains them reminiscing on their old days of
when they were still butting heads.
Chapter 6: Familiarity
Summary:
Some old faces make an appearance and Phoenix likes to settle bets.
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
North Island Daggers
5:14 pm
Harvard: Anyone around who wants so go see a movie with Yale
and I? They’re showing the original Jurassic Park at the Legacy
theater across the bridge at 1900
Halo: I’d be down.
Omaha: Sounds interesting
Fanboy: Payback and I are in.
Payback: You didn’t even ask me.
Fanboy: Do you have other plans?
Payback: im in.
Rooster: I’ve got dinner at Ice and Mav’s so I’m out.
Hangman: I’ve got plans too sorry.
Phoenix: You’re going to the dinner too aren’t you.
Hangman: What no why would you think that Phoenix
Rooster: Yes he is.
Hangman: Damn it. Outed by my own boyfriend.
Halo: please have Mav record the shovel talk.
Fritz: Wouldn’t Mav likely give one as well?
Fritz: Also in for the movie.
Halo: please record the shovel talk bradley.
Rooster: I will for sure don’t worry Halo.
Halo: wonderful
Phoenix: Bob and I already have plans sorry guys.
Bob: See you all in class tomorrow though.
5:23 pm
New Groupchat has been created.
Halo, Rooster, Hangman, Fritz, Omaha, Fanboy, Harvard, Coyote, and Yale have been added.
Chat has been named: New Bet Time
Omaha: What’s with the chat Payback.
Payback: I’m proposing a new betting pool Omaha
Yale: What is it this time?
Fritz: I have an idea.
Harvard: You didn’t include Phoenix or Bob in the chat?
Coyote: I now understand what we’re betting.
Payback: Alright Boys and Halo. Today we will be betting on
whether or not Bob and Phoenix are dating. If you say yes, you can
also put extra money down for when they started. If no, you can
put down extra on if they’ll get together and when. We’re playing
price is right rules so closest to but not over.
Halo: does anyone actually think they wont get together.
Fritz: I dont know honestly. They just maybe a good WSO pair
that they seem like dating.
Halo: ya and i’m dating Omaha.
Omaha: To be fair that could have been thought true if you weren’t
already married to Megan when we met and also a raging lesbian.
Halo: also true
Harvard: Sorry Fritz, but you’re a single flier. You aren’t used to
how Pilot WSO pairs act.
Yale: Those two are skimming the border of romantic tension
when together.
Rooster: Is this what you guys did when betting on Hangman
and I?
Fanboy: Ya basically. We had that bet going since the first night at the Hard Deck
Hangman: From before the suicide mission???
Payback: Ya originially it was Phoenix, Fanboy and I. Then Bob
came in and once the official squadron was formed everyone else
joined
Chat has been renamed: Bob and Phoenix?
Coyote: I think Mav came in after that day you were sick. And he
brought Iceman with him.
Harvard: Now you’re caught up can we getting to betting again?
Rooster: Are we setting the date by when they became official or
when they first hooked up?
Payback: Hook up if it happened.
Hangman: You think Bob did a hook-up with Phoenix?
Halo: oh my god it's the stealth pilot energy.
Coyote: What?
Halo: sorry inside joke.
Omaha: You confuse me every single day.
Payback: Buy-in is 40. I’m starting off with saying they’re dating
and saying they got together some time after Megan came. So the
15th.
Yale: No way. When Megan was here Phoenix was leaning on Bob
at the bar for the majority of the night. I’m saying past week max
if together. Put me on the 28th.
Halo: I’m saying since Rooster was sick so the 7th.
Hangman: Not together and put me on the 12th of next month.
Harvard: 23rd together.
Fritz: Not together but 31st next month.
Coyote: Together as of the 19th.
Fanboy: Together since the 1st
Omaha: I’m opting to stay out of this bet like I normally do.
Halo: no fun.
Payback: Rooster you’re the last one.
Rooster: Give me a second Im trying to do some math with my
calender.
Fritz: What about???
Rooster: Ok, I’m saying together since the WSO swap. I don’t
know if before it but for sure probably after so put me down for
the 16th of last month.
Harvard: Wait Rooster lives with her isn’t that a leg up?
Halo: and she lived with rooster yet still lost that bet. its fine.
When morning came the squadron all assembled in the classroom of the building they’d been assigned at North Island. There were 6 tables for the group each with two seats so the group of 12 always filled every table unless one was absent.
Rooster and Hangman had been taking the front left table since the first day of the new squad. Phoenix and Bob took the table behind them while Payback and Fanboy took the back last table. On the right Harvard and Yale were constantly switching with Coyote and Fritz for the front and back row while Halo and Omaha stayed permanently placed at the middle table.
“I thought Maverick said that meeting time was 7:30,” Fritz groaned, setting his forehead on the table in front of him. He’d gotten the back table today with Coyote who just patted him on the back in sympathy. “You say 7:30 don’t make us wait till 8.”
“Mav usually runs like 10 to 15 minutes behind but this is pushing it,” Rooster agreed glancing towards the clock in front of the room that was now ticking towards 8:15.
“Are we gonna have to do a search party again?” Fanboy asked from his seat.
“Luckily for you, no,” Maverick’s voice answered, causing all of them to look towards the door to see the older pilot standing in the doorway, “Sorry I’m late, we were having trouble getting our guests on base. I had to call Ice so he’s taking care of it,” he explained as he walked up the aisle to the whiteboard at the front and automatically picked up one of the expo markers at the bottom.
“Today’s lesson is,” He began as he wrote on the board before turning around and stating the exact thing he’d write, “outnumbering.”
“Like as in us being outnumbered or us outnumbering them?” Halo asked crossing her arms over her chest as she leaned back in her chair.
“Both.” The grin on Maverick’s face was enough to unsettle Roaster a bit. It meant his uncle had done something. Something that would result in probably 200 push-ups at the end of the day. “You’ve all been trained to take two other jets down when it's just you. But here’s the thing one day that position can be switched on you.”
“You’re gonna find a pilot that can out maneuver you, out fly you, and kill you. Even with 2 other wingmen behind you. There are pilots out there that are more experienced and while maybe my age much better fliers than you. So today we’re gonna do a three-on-one scenario in both directions 3 of you versus me and then 3 of us versus you.”
“Who are you gonna be flying with?” Bob asked his tone clearly one of curiosity.
“Come on Robbie, you really didn’t expect him to call in the big guns?” A new voice came from the back of the room causing all heads to turn once more.
Standing inside the room now was Ice with 4 other men. 2 of them were in civilian clothes while one of them who stood to the outside of the 4 wore a uniform marking a one-star admiral. The rear admiral was shaking his head and clicking his tongue in joking disappointment.
“Team,” Maverick started as he walked to the back of the room again, “Meet your competition today a piece of Ice’s and my graduating class of Topgun 86. All three of us will be flying with our old RIOs. Care to introduce yourselves boys?”
The rear admiral stepped up first, “Wolfman. RIO.” he stated before looking at Bob and winking.
The man next to him was next, “Hollywood. Pilot.”
“Merlin. RIO.”
When the man next to Ice moved to introduce himself Fanboy cut him off quickly, “You’re the guy from the grocery store!”
“That I am. Didn’t you pay attention when I said I’d see you later in the week? Slider, RIO.”
Maverick smiled, “Now let’s start with a 1 v 2. Rooster, Hangman you’re up first against Ice and Slider. Rest of you, change then to the Rec room and you can listen to radios.”
“We’re going against Admiral Kazansky?” Hangman nearly squawked out as the group all stood to move.
Slider chuckled at that and gave a light nudge to Iceman next to him, “Decided we had to give you the shovel talk in a way you’d understand kid. You think we’d let just anyone date our little Goose?”
Rooster who’d approached the older group of aviators only rolled his eyes as he hugged Merlin and then Hollywood.
Wolfman meanwhile had moved over to Bob and ruffled his hair in affection. “Good to see you Robbie.”
Coyote looked offended on Bob’s behalf mouthing ‘Robbie?’ in confusion, making eye contact with Harvard who was also clearly thrown off.
“Hey Uncle Leo,” Bob responded before grabbing Phoenix’s arm and pulling her forward a bit from where she was standing behind him slightly, “This is my pilot Natasha, callsign Phoenix. She’s the one who made sure I made it back from the mission.”
“It was a team effort Bob. It’s great to meet you, Sir,” she smiled politely extending a hand out to shake.
Wolfman smiled and let out a chuckle and took her hand in a firm grip, “No need for the sir. JJ told your mom who told me about your lunch together. Apparently was singing your praises over all the other girls he’s introduced her too,” he explained before shifting his gaze back to Bob. “She still doing her stick for the FBI?”
Bob nodded, “Still an FBI profiler and running the department in DC now. Henry and Michael have her running from soccer game to game constantly outside work though.”
“Your sister works for the FBI Bob?” Payback asked.
“Ya. She’s technically my step-sister cause our parents married when we were like 20 but we still consider each other siblings.”
“Do you have a family member in every since government thing?” Yale questioned, a concerned look on his face.
Bob paused to think, looking over to Wolfman who looked proud before responding. “Also I think? JJ’s with the FBI, and Maxwell my brother is with the CIA. My dad was a Marine before he went and started working for the state department. Uncle Leo here is Navy. His daughter, Molly, is the one who went NSA. His son, Liam, is with the Air Force. My other uncle is Coast Guard and his son is Army.”
Wolfman laughed as looks of shock grew on all of the group’s faces including the older men who clearly didn’t know all this. “You should see Thanksgiving dinner arguing over who’s in the best government work. It's a struggle not to break clearance levels with how much spread there is on access.”
Bob and Phoenix?
8:24 am
Fanboy: I swear to you that they are already dating.
Fanboy: Did you see the way Bob grabbed her arm and pulled her
up to meet Wolfman?
Fanboy: And how apparently Phoenix is better than all the other
girls Bob introduced her too???
Yale: Payback rein in your WSO before his geeky mind
overanalyzes all this shit.
Payback: You think I didn’t try??? He was texting me under the
table the entire time. He jumped here when I started annoying him.
Halo: he's right though.
Halo: fanboy want to make a conspiracy board.
Fanboy: Don’t tempt me.
Payback: Don’t tempt him.
Omaha: Y’all didn't leave your phones in your locker after
changing into your flight suits?
Harvard: You have yours too?
Omaha: I'm still in the locker room.
Fritz: We’ll put them back before our hops. Only you and Coyote
stick them in your lockers religiously like this.
North Island Daggers
4:15 pm
Hangman: Fucking hell. Those guys can fly.
Hangman: Like I knew they could. They’re top gun grads.
Hangman: But Kazansky is insane for a man who's been through
what he’s been through.
Rooster: Ya all of them keep their licensing and accreditation.
They’ve been called in to teach Topgun multiple times before so
while they don’t really do missions anymore they’re not out of
practice.
Fritz: A single one of them didn’t have to do any push-ups.
Fritz: What the hell.
Omaha: They really are the best of the best.
Halo: i cant feel my fucking arms.
Phoenix: You’re not alone Halo. You’re not alone.
Payback: Ya cause all of us had to do push-ups! They got us all
out.
Fanboy: I want to learn all their secrets.
Bob: I knew Uncle Leo was awesome and he taught me the
majority of what I know but I’ve never seen him like that before.
Rooster: 30+ years of experience is the secret I’ve learned. That
and getting drunk together for bonding. They all have blackmail
on each other.
Harvard: So what Im hearing is we need to go to the Hard Deck
tonight and get drunk.
Yale: I am in for that plan.
Coyote: Seconded.
Phoenix
4:43 pm
Halo: Ok I have a question for you.
Halo: and if you don’t feel comfortable answering you dont need to.
Halo: are you dating Bob?
Phoenix: How’d you find out?
Phoenix: A fucking betting pool has been made hasn’t it.
Halo: ya. you two weren’t exactly being subtle about it.
Phoenix: Have you already made your bet?
Halo: ya, I gave Payback my money this morning. so you’re not
gonna influence outcomes of the bets.
Phoenix: then yes. Bob and I are dating.
Halo: how long? i know since before Megan came cause you met
his sister later that week so it had to be before then. i assumed
around when Rooster got sick.
Phoenix: We were already together when Rooster got sick.
Halo: wait. then when did you….
Halo: no. no way.
Halo: stealth pilot energy.
Halo: you came in the day after we went out drinking to celebrate
the wso swap with the glow and you told me it was a great hook-up
i assumed it was that civilian who tried to buy you a drink at bar.
was it fucking bob? you fucked bob?
Phoenix: ya. I fucked bob.
Halo: holy shit Rooster was right.
Phoenix: Rooster guessed the closest?
Halo: he bet exactly that night.
Phoenix: Damn. He saw me doing the walk of shame in the
morning but Bob didn’t drop me off so I thought I was cleared.
Halo: apparently he had enough to connect the dots!
Halo: when are you gonna spill to the group?
Phoenix: zero clue. Should we tonight?
Halo: God yes. Wait till they’re all just enough drunk so they go
wild.
Phoenix: Deal.
It didn’t take the group longer than an hour or so to get past the sober point. All except for Bob, who didn’t really like to drink even though they didn’t need a DD since they were in walking distance of Rooster’s to crash at or even Mav’s worst-case scenario.
They’d abandoned the pool table for once to congregate around the dart board. Phoenix and Hangman were up against each other to wrap up the bracket-style tournament of darts they’d been doing. You had to take a shot of hard liquor for each game you played win or lose, but if you were the loser you had to take another.
Since Coyote, Hangman, Harvard, Rooster, Fritz, and Payback all had the highest tolerances in the group they started the 11-person bracket they’d set up since they needed an extra round. Hangman had gone against Payback to easily beat in the first game of the tournament. Fritz and Harvard went next, with Harvard winning, thanking his beer pong playing days for his excellent aim. Coyote took out Rooster having been playing the game too much with Hangman through the years not to win.
The second round put Hangman against Yale who put up a bit more competition than Payback but still didn’t stand up to Jake’s skill. Harvard was up against Fanboy and took him out as well. Coyote went up against Omaha who was surprisingly good at the game after purposefully throwing off Coyote’s confidence by starting off with a bad throw.
“Sorry. Forgot I was left-handed.”
“You took that from Ted Lasso you fucker,” Coyote grumbled as he took his shot of Tequila.
Phoenix and Halo ended out the second round with Phoenix beating Halo pretty easily as she seemed to be distracted half the game by her phone.
“Megan’s texting me about her commute to work this morning.”
For round 3, Omaha went up against Phoenix who managed to beat out the wannabe Ted Lasso. Hangman also won against Harvard.
Phoenix versus Hangman had been the closest game by far. Phoenix was 14 points away from breaking even while Hangman was 12.
“You ready for that extra shot Phoenix? Already 2 in now? Feeling it?” Hangman teased, leaning against the wall and watching as Phoenix got ready to throw her three darts.
“Just some liquid courage I needed to do this Bagman,” she joked right back. The first dart left her fingers. It hit the double 1. 12 points. She tossed the second dart. Double 2s. One more dart at the 4 she’d break even. The last one flew from her fingertips and hit its mark.
“Ha Suck it Jake!” she cheered, her head pounding with adrenaline and liquor.
“It isn’t over till I throw Phoenix,” he tutted as he stepped up to the spot she’d backed away from. Jake was a good shot. They’d all knew it. Mav and Coyote had told them about the time they saw him hit a bullseye with his eyes covered.
Jake’s first dart landed in the bottom half of 9, barely below the 12 he’d likely been aiming for. He threw his second dart hitting 2. He was probably trying to stretch out tormenting the group and keeping them on the edge of their seats.
“Hey Jake,” Phoenix started as he started to prep his last throw. He only needed 1 to win. She was standing next to Bob and she looked at him and winked slyly before continuing, “I got one more ace up my sleeve.”
“And what's that?” he asked, not looking away from the dart board.
Just as he threw the dart Payback jumped up from his barstool and pointed his hand out towards Phoenix, “Holy shit!”
The dart hit double 1. Hangman had lost.
And the team was going wild, not because Hangman had lost though. Because Phoenix was kissing Bob intensely, and the WSO didn’t look shocked by it from the way she leaned into him and his arms wear around her waist.
“What the hell!” Fanboy yelled in surprise.
And Phoenix pulled away from Bob who was grinning happily, as his Pilot held on to his arm and turned around.
“You fuckers all owe Rooster his bet money,” she stated simply before pulling Bob towards the bar to get another drink or two.
Halo was laughing at all the boys, her phone propped up next to her, messily recording the entire interaction and reactions, “I told you all stealth pilot energy!”
Notes:
Surprise chapter! I managed to get this out this afternoon and evening so now you all get to enjoy it!
Also yes, that is JJ from criminal minds. If you're confused about Bob's family relation and tree and lack of similar last names here's the short version in my head. Bob's dad married JJ's mom but JJ kept her original last name. Wolfman is Bob's Uncle through his Dad. But they are half brothers so that's why they have different last names too. If that makes sense? It does to me for some reason so I hope you all liked it.
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North Island Daggers
7:39 pm
Rooster: Mav just texted me to say lessons are canceled for
tomorrow and we get the day off???
Payback: Damn really?
Halo: please be true.
Hangman: Just got the email about it.
Fanboy: Why’d he cancel?
Coyote: You complaining?
Fanboy: No just curious.
Rooster: You don’t want to know.
Phoenix: Oh come on chicken little how bad can it be.
Harvard: Ya how bad can it be.
Rooster: Fine you really want to know?
Rooster: Mav said, and I quote “It’s Ice’s and mine anniversary
tonight and he’s been in Hawaii without me for two weeks. And
while I love you kids I cannot have you underfoot when trying to
get laid and I don’t want to deal with waking up after having fun
tonight.”
Fritz: Aw that isn’t so bad.
Rooster: I don’t love the mental image of my father figures trying
to get laid.
Phoenix: Some of us don’t need a mental image to know we don’t
enjoy seeing it on our couches.
Hangman: PHOENIX
Yale: Wait is that how you found the two?
Rooster: Natasha I swear to god if you answer that I will find a
new roommate.
Harvard: Oh my god that is how you found them!
Halo: you two were going at it on the couch? we all sit there!
Hangman: We were making out on the couch nothing else
happened.
Phoenix: Probably only cause I walked in!
Bob: You were shirtless though
Payback: My god this is to good.
Rooster: I hate all of you.
Omaha: I just entered the conversation?
Rooster: I hate all of you minus Omaha.
Omaha: Thank you.
Fanboy: Wait so if we don’t have to work tomorrow can I make a
suggestion?
Coyote: Hit us with it Fanboy.
Fanboy: Do y’all want to crash at Hangman’s new place and just
chill?
Fanboy: All of us are moved in now.
Fanboy: Drink, play games, tell stories?
Phoenix: That sounds fun. I want to see how you boys decorated
the place.
Hangman: I actually hired an interior decorator Phoenix.
Halo: money money money.
Hangman: You’re married to a billionaire entrepreneur famous for
launching things and people into space?
Halo: when i hire an interior designer after buying a 5 million
dollar house you get to make fun of me.
Hangman: Fair.
Fanboy: So everyone in for tonight then?
“Welcome to the house!” Hangman grinned opening the door to Rooster, Phoenix, Halo, Bob, and Omaha.
Fritz, Payback, Coyote, Fanboy, and Harvard were on the large black sectional in the living room that was visible from the front door. They were clearly entranced by the TV from all the yelling and controllers in Fanboy and Fritz’s hands.
“The beach is right across the street,” Halo marveled as she shoved a bottle of wine into Hangman’s hands, “Here, house warming gift. But it’s like literally on the other side of the street. Does the master bedroom face the ocean?”
“What is this?” He asked instead lifting up the bottle of wine to look at the label before his eyes widened and he looked back towards the WSO already making her way to the kitchen and glancing around at the place, “What the hell Basset?!”
“Oh is it good? I’m not a wine person and Megan suggested it.”
“It’s a 6000-dollar bottle of wine! I don’t want this!”
“Consider it a rich person gift,” she shrugged off as she grabbed a bottle of beer from the fridge.
“I literally joined the navy to piss my parents off and not deal with rich person gifting anymore!” he responded and moved to continue before Rooster put a hand on his shoulder. Phoenix rolled her eyes at him before walking past into the house with Bob.
“You could always save the bottle and give it to your mom,” Rooster suggested lightly kissing Hangman’s cheek before walking into the house after the other two leaving just Omaha and Hangman by the door.
“I did try to warn her not to get an expensive bottle,” Omaha stated simply before he too went in.
Hangman sighed heavily before closing the door and following the group back into the house.
Fritz was cursing loudly at the screen, which had turned out to be Mario Kart, as he got hit with a green shell out of nowhere. “How the hell did you get me with a Green shell!” he yelled throwing down his controller in frustration as Fanboy passed him to win the race at the last moment.
Fanboy was grinning happily and laughing, “Part of our jobs is to always hit the target, Fritz.”
“I’m literally the one doing both the flying and firing so by that logic I should be better!”
“Hey Harvard, where’s Yale?” Bob asked as Phoenix passed him a bottle of water she’d found in the fridge getting her own beer.
“Man had a date apparently with an old friend from college,” Harvard explained as Fritz’s old controller was passed back to him to play the next round. “They ran into each other at the theater two weeks ago when he went for a popcorn refill and apparently ‘reconnected’ in his words.”
“So he’s ditched us for a hook up is what I’m hearing,” Payback huffed in annoyance.
Harvard nodded, “Basically.”
“Sucks to be him then cause I have an idea,” Fritz grinned, “Who’s up for a little Truth or Drink?”
“Don’t you mean Truth or Dare?” Coyote asked.
“Nope! Welcome to a game I made one summer with some friends to find out all their secrets,” he explained as he grabbed the shot glasses from the kitchen and brought them back with a bottle of vodka freshly pulled from the freezer, “It’s only questions here. You want to get out of answering them you drink. The goal is to get stories out of people a little too far gone to not hold it back.”
“Sounds fun,” Hangman answered.
Soon enough they were all seated on the floor around the coffee table, one full shot in front of each, ready to go for when they wanted to skip. Bob had his water instead.
“So who starts us off?” Harvard questioned looking towards Fritz who was the last one standing.
“Like so,” Fritz responded, “Rooster, how exactly did you get your callsign?”
Coyote automatically sent a glare over at Jake, “I swear to god if you comment making a size joke I will slap you.”
Halo snorted at that.
Rooster rolled his eyes at them before answering, “I was drunk one weekend in training, and we’d stayed up all night and ended up on the roof of some barracks. And my still inebriated mind saw the sun rising and let out a yell. Apparently, we were on top of a Captain’s house because he came out yelling about me being a cock and waking him like a goddamned rooster. And so it stuck.”
“Didn’t you fall off the roof too?” Natasha added.
“Not your question turn Nat.”
And so the games began.
“Just how much is your family’s net worth Hangman?” Payback asked to which the other pilot took a shot to avoid answering and his glass was quickly refilled.
“What is the most expensive gift Megan has bought you?”
“Do we count naming a rocket she built after my callsign?”
“That's why there was the Halo rocket??”
“You speak how many languages again?”
“5,” Fanboy answered Coyote, “Well 6 maybe. I have English, Spanish, French, Italian, and ASL. The 6th is Klingon but not a lot of normal people know that one.”
“How good is Bob in the sack?”
“Callie you’re literally gay. What use would you have for this information,” Phoenix sassed the other female before taking her own shot.
“Just knew you’d take the shot if I asked Nat.”
The game went on for a while, even ending up with Omaha standing up onto the table and giving the O Captain! My Captain! Poem by Walt Whitman in its entirety to which Harvard stood up and responded by reciting the entirety of ‘ Twas Night before Christmas' out of nowhere. If Hangman had gotten the piano he’d been intending to earlier Rooster probably would have been on it jamming away at 2 shots in.
Eventually, with everyone (minus Bob of course), 3 or more shots in, and all buzzed or drunk the suggestion was made to run across the street to the beach and into the water. The group shouted and screamed and laughed loudly in exhilaration as they tackled each other into the ocean under the moonlight.
Bradley ‘Rooster’ Bradshaw
3:17 am
Rooster: Uncle Maverick.
Rooster: Uncle Mav.
Rooster: Mav
Rooster: dad
Rooster: you’re probably asleep from all your ‘fun’ with Icee
Rooster: ugh I hate thinking about that
Rooster: but I know you turn your phone on silent at night so
Rooster: I’m gonna keep messaging ya.
Rooster: I know I say it whenever I see you but I love you
Rooster: you’re my dad
Rooster: best dad i could have asked for
Rooster: And Ice is my pops.
Rooster: ohhh I should text pops
Rooster: wait no bad idea.
Rooster: he keeps his phone on because he’s a big shot
Rooster: mr. pacific fleet commander.
Rooster: Im really glad hes the commander
Rooster: and got DADT overturned.
Rooster:: I know it probably would have taken longer to get
overturned without him
Rooster: Im sorry i missed your wedding
Rooster: I think i cried the day of cause i wanted to go?
Rooster: also gotten drunk.
Rooster: ya i definitely got drunk
Rooster: Im also currently drunk.
Rooster: you probably guessed that my now though
Rooster: I don’t think i’ve been this drunk since i fell off a rroof.
Rooster: and dont worry. Im not gonna end up in jail this time.
Rooster: Bob is sober and watching out for all of us.
Rooster: but i missed you.
Rooster: miss you?
Rooster: and we are talking about how much we appreciate you
and Ice
Rooster: so i wanted to text you and tell you
Rooster: Love you dads
Rooster: Remind me to text Pops in the morning to tell him too
Rooster: We may fall asleep on the beach lol.
Yale 'Logan'
6:46 am
Yale: Harvard where the hell are you?
Yale: Where the hell is everyone?
Yale: I just got back to the house. The living room is in chaos.
Yale: Coyote’s, Halo’s, Fritz’s, Hangman’s, Payback’s, Fanboy’s
and Bob’s phones are all here but no one other than me is in the
house.
Yale: There’s also a pile of keys just on the table? But the door to
the house was locked when I came back. Did you guys get locked
out and go to Roosters?
Yale: What the hell happened last night and where the fuck are
you?
Yale: I swear to god if you got arrested I will tell your mother
about it.
Yale: If you don’t answer by 1100 I’m going to Rooster’s to check
then Maverick’s for his help then down to the police office to see
if you got arrested.
Ice woke up exactly how he preferred, his internal clock doing it and not an alarm, and with his husband next to him. Mav was a clinger, so his arm was wrapped up over Ice’s torso and his legs hooked around Ice’s left leg. It wasn’t uncommon for Ice to wake up before Mav naturally, the times it had happened in their time together could be counted on one hand. So with too much experience Ice untangled his limbs from Mav’s and stood up and out of bed.
He pulled on a loose white tee and pair of PJ pants before grabbing his phone off the bedside table and slowly made his way to the kitchen, he’d brush his teeth after having his coffee. It was just about to hit 7:30 so the sun was peaking through the windows.
The second he stepped into the hallway and closed the door to the master bedroom he heard snoring. It threw Ice off for a moment but it wasn’t the most awkward thing in the world. Bradley had a tendency to crash at their place randomly, either in the guest room or on the couch downstairs. His snoring was a characteristic trademark of the boy. But the thing was he could have sworn Mav said he scared the boy off by telling him it was their anniversary the day before
So Ice made his way slowly down the stairs that lead to the front doorway and turned to the right to go back into the kitchen. Both the cats, Enterprise and Vinson, weren’t in their usual spot in their cat tree he noticed was the first thing when he walked into the kitchen. Then again if Bradley was indeed on the couch like it sounded like they’d probably be cuddling with him. Those cats loved the kid for some reason
The cats were indeed cuddling with Rooster, but they weren’t the only ones. Sprawled out around the living room were 11 naval aviators on both the floor and the couch. They’d clearly found the closet where they kept the blankets because they all had one or were sharing. Ice didn’t even know they had that many blankets.
Rooster had taken the corner of the couch he loved and had Hangman curled into his chest with his arm lazily thrown over the other man’s waist as if to hold him closer and prevent him from falling off the couch potentially. Enterprise was curled on the top of the pillow above their heads while Vinson was in the space between their legs on top of the blanket.
Phoenix and Bob had taken another other portion of the couch, with Bob in the corner and his head leaning to the left on top of Phoenix’s, his legs up on the coffee table. Phoenix was tucked under his arm, her head on his chest and arms cradled to her chest, scrunching the blanket they shared in her hands.
Fanboy was on the floor between the coffee table and the couch under Bob’s legs, a pillow under his head, and a blanket over his chest but not his own legs. Payback was on the floor in the other space between the couch and table, laying parallel to Rooster and Hangman laying like he’d been placed in a coffin, arms pinned to his sides.
Harvard was sharing the space between the coach and the tv with Fritz, and Halo, the three of them in a tangled mess. Halo used Fritz’s arm as a pillow while Harvard used her thigh for his own.
Omaha had lucked out and ended up on the old leather recliner they had and was leaning back in it with his feet kicked up but didn’t have a blanket clearly seen. Coyote was sprawled out on the floor next to it, limbs in every direction and blanket kicked off to the side as if he’d clearly tossed it off in his sleep.
Ice stood there for a minute taking in the entire scene in front of him before shaking his head. And Mav said he didn’t adopt them , he thought to himself as he pulled out his phone to take a few pictures of the group. It likely end up framed and in his office within a week.
Not wanting to wake them up he turned back into the kitchen and went about his way silently making coffee. After years of Bradley and Mav both having nightmares and waking at the slightest noise he’d long since perfected doing his morning routine almost silence. He’d specifically bought the quietest coffee machine he could find for reasons like this.
Once his coffee was made he grabbed his laptop from his office and set it up at the kitchen counter looking over emails and other work things as he waited for the soon-to-come chaos. What happened was like watching a Rube Goldberg machine.
The first to wake was Payback who groaned extremely loud and moved his hand to his forehead a clear indicator of a hangover. As he sat up his feet brushed Fanboy’s own causing the WSO to shoot up, his neck hitting Bob’s legs. That caused Bob to bolt awake as well but with less movement other than his chest shaking, jolting Phoenix. Fanboy was coughing up a lung from the impact on his neck.
That caused Rooster to groan and move his arm away from Hangman’s waist, which was apparently holding more of the man’s weight than Ice expected because within a second Hangman had slipped off the couch and onto Payback causing both of them to yell in shock, which woke up the rest of the group along with the cat’s who went scurrying away in surprise, not before one used Coyote’s stomach as a launching pad to get up onto the cat tree.
“Where the hell are we,” Coyote grunted from his place on the floor, his gaze fixed on the ceiling.
Omaha grunted from his place on the recliner, keeping his eyes closed, “How much did we drink last night? Why did we drink that much last night?”
Halo lifted her head slowly as if it was too heavy and lopsided before giving up and letting it rest back on the floor, “Blame Fritz’s Flordia chaos.”
“I resent that Callie,” was the man’s response from next to her.
“Where are we even?” Harvard grumbled still laying on the floor as well.
“Maverick’s I think?” Phoenix mumbled, trying to bury her face into Bob’s chest.
Her WSO nodded, “Ya we ended up here last night. Got locked out of Hangman’s cause everyone forgot their keys inside including you and Rooster. In drunkenness, you all decided the best place to crash was the beach or here because Rooster knew where all the spare keys are hidden.”
That apparently was enough to shock some of them into focus but not enough to notice Ice silently watching them all.
Rooster’s eyes widened, “Shit, we got to get out of here. What time is it? Ice is always up before 7:30.”
Payback and Hangman had finally managed to untangle themselves having been slow too due to their hangovers. “Fuck if I know I can’t find my phone,” Payback hissed lowly.
“I don’t have mine either,” Hangman panicked.
“Ok, we have to get out of here as quickly as possible. We may be early enough to get out without being noticed,” Rooster stated lowly as if trying to whisper but being unable to reach that quietness level.
That was when they all heard the quiet snort, and slowly, each aviator’s head raised high enough to look over the back of the couch and towards the kitchen. Ice was looking at all of them, coffee in hand and a look of Really? on his face. He took a sip of his coffee, purposefully slurping it a little before setting it down.
“ Good morning” he signed to the group. Fanboy squinted as if he couldn’t make out the sign in his hungover state and Halo’s head tilted to one side as if she was looking at the admiral if he had a second head. “ I assume you had a fun night? ”
Rooster let out a groan in response, lifted a middle finger towards one of his father figures, and let his face slump into the couch cushion.
“If you want breakfast you’ll need to make it yourselves. Ibuprofen is already on the counter,” Ice spoke his voice horse and croakily like it was most mornings.
It was at that moment, that Maverick apparently woke up because he came stomping down the stairs yelling, “ICE” causing all the hungover aviators to flinch.
“Bradley got drunk last night and texted me like 30 times and maybe asleep on the beach so we have to go find him!” his husband started ranting as he entered in only his boxers and a black tee. His gaze was down on his phone so he didn’t notice the others yet.
“I don’t think we need to Mav.”
“What the fuck do you mean we don’t? You want our son and kids asleep on a random beach and get arrested or something!”
Ice raised an eyebrow, before clearing his throat to catch Mav’s attention. Once he had it he nodded his head towards the living room where all the group was staring at them like a nest of wide-eyed baby owls.
“Oh…. well that's better than the beach or jail.”
“Fuck you too Mav,” Rooster grumbled into the couch.
“Ya ya. You’ll hate me until I make you and the others waffles.”
"I'd like waffles," Fritz whispered in aw.
Notes:
Listen, this could have gone two ways, the one you got or all of them in jail having to call IceMav to get them out. I decided to save the second one as a maybe for later.
Chapter 8: Tolls
Summary:
Missions are a mentally tolling thing for those who go and those who stay behind.
Notes:
This chapter is a bit heavier than the normal ones you've been getting. But I got the idea and had to write it down. I don't think I'd consider it as fine of work as my last chapter though. Hope you enjoy it!
Chapter Text
Halo “Callie”
8:47 am
Phoenix: Are you ok?
Phoenix: You rushed out of the locker room really quick
Halo: im fine Phoenix.
Phoenix: Actually fine or just telling me that to get off your back?
Halo: i don’t know. i can’t exactly fight orders.
Halo: i know we can complete the mission with rooster and
hangman as wingmen and omaha has my full faith as a pilot.
coyote’s even flying spare but…
Phoenix: You can’t shake the feeling.
Halo: they’re sending our squad because they need the best of the
best. we both know that means its not straightforward.
Halo: and we’ve been working for over two years with IVF to get
this and now i can’t even celebrate with meg about it and find out
the gender.
Halo: would you do me a favor?
Phoenix: Anything.
Phoenix: I’d do anything you need Callie.
Phoenix: you know that.
Halo: can you go with megan to the ultrasound appointment today
since I cant?
Phoenix: Of course, I’ll go for you.
Halo: and look after megan for me? like just in general in case
something happens
Halo: like my parents dont talk to me anymore since i came out.
Halo: meg’s dad will help but she’s gonna need more then just
him.
Phoenix: Callie, I promise your kid is gonna grow up with the
entire squadron as uncles and me as an aunt.
Phoenix: You’re gonna come back and in 4ish months hold your
kid that you and Megan have been waiting for.
Halo: thank you nat.
Halo: and you have my permission to tell the boys. meg’s been
pushing me too for a while but I wanted to wait till we found out
t he gender today.
Phoenix: We'll tell them when you come back. You deserve to see
them brawl it out over best uncle title.
Mitchell
9:32 am
Ice : I know I’m stuck in Arlington and can’t be there to send you
off but be safe Pete.
Mav: You have that little faith in me Ice?
Mav: You know I’m not flying the missions anymore right? Just
leading them from the carrier?
Ice: Of course. But Bradley and 3 of your kids are flying it.
Ice: Which means your heart is flying with them even if you
physically aren’t.
Ice: I know how much you want to protect them. I know you’ll look
after them but be safe. For all of us waiting for you four to come
home.
Ice: I’ll be back in California by the time you come back.
Ice: Be safe Mav.
Mav: I promise Ice.
Mav: I’m just about to get on the chopper to the carrier.
Mav: I love you.
Ice: I love you too.
Ice: Ask Goose to watch over them.
Your last message could not be delivered. Try again later
North Island Daggers
6:16 pm
Bob: I know everyone is nervous since they only sent Rooster,
Hangman, Coyote, Halo, and Omaha.
Bob: And we don’t have communication with them.
Bob: So I called in a favor.
Yale: Bob, you didn’t have to.
Bob: I wanted to. And I’m not one to abuse this access so when I
asked he didn’t hesitate.
Bob: I called my Uncle Leo.
Fritz: Wolfman?
Fanboy: He’s a lower half rear-admiral right?
Bob: Yes. He’s serving on the USS Gerald R. Ford so he’s gonna
give us updates faster than if we went through normal routes.
Yale: How fast?
Bob: Basically whenever he can.
Payback: Bob that is amazing. Thank you.
Harvard: Does everyone want to get together? It doesn’t feel right
to be alone right now.
Fanboy: I’d like that.
Yale: That’s a smart idea.
Bob: Nix?
Phoenix: I’m with Megan. She flew in yesterday for an
appointment and I told Halo I’d stay with her. You guys can come
over here though. Attached Location
Payback: Fanboy and I can give a ride to those who need it, we’ll
head out in a minute.
Fritz: You drive a minivan that can fit 6 of us Payback?
Bob: I can also drive, actually prefer it.
Yale: Bob I’ll come with you.
Harvard: Same
Fritz: guess I’m with Payback and Fanboy
Uncle Leo ‘Wolfman’
7:38 pm
Wolfman : Their chopper just handed on the carrier.
Wolfman : They’ll deploy on mission at 400. I’ll message when
they launch.
Bob: Thanks Uncle Leo.
Wolfman : For my fellow naval family member. Anything kiddo.
Iceman was on the jet back to North Island when he got the first inklings of an accident. His assistant's phone started ringing off the hook suddenly, and other officers on the plane started having theirs go off as well.
Something had happened.
Ice tried to think of what missions were currently going on. Training run gone bad? Routine patrol run into enemy combatants ending in an accidental crash? Is President suddenly declaring war? There were a thousand possibilities in the entire Navy that could be something other than Maverick’s team in the far Northern Pacific.
Suddenly his assistant was back, “Sir.”
And Ice had to put on the persona of the COMPACFLT he was and push his husband out of his mind, “What is it?”
“There’s been a potential loss of a F/A-18 Hornet on the USS Gerald R. Ford. Two seater.”
Shit. It was Mav’s kids.
“Pilot and WSO status?”
Please be watching over them Goose
“Save and rescued. Injuries and a couple of burns. They’re still intaking them.”
Thank god.
“Have them airlifted with the rest of the team to Balboa immediately.”
“Sir, I don’t think that’s a necessi-”
“It is. The team was not meant to stay on the ship once the mission was completed. We’re following that if they’re stable enough. Get them lifted out now.”
Communications Transcript of Dagger Squadron Incident as Requested by Admiral Kazansky
Rear Admiral Pete “Maverick” Mitchell- Alright Kiddos way to complete the mission, didn’t even need Spare this time. You’re cleared to come home. Anyone damaged by the bullets?
Lieutenant Commander Bradley “Rooster” Bradshaw Dagger 1- Dagger 1 all good. No structural damage evident.
Lieutenant Commander Jake “Hangman” Seresin Dagger 2- Dagger 2 cleared of structural damage
Lieutenant Commander Neil "Omaha" Vikander Dagger 3 Pilot- Possible chipping over here but no issues
Lieutenant Commander Callie "Halo” Bassett Dagger 3 WSO- We look good based on my stats back here.
Maverick- Good. The carrier is ready for you’re landings. Dagger 3 you’re first.
Omaha- Coming in. Lowering landing gear
Halo- Wait. Shit. We got alarms going off.
Rooster- What’s going on over there?
Omaha- Landing gear is stuck and unable to come down. I think those bullets got more of the underbelly than I expected.
Hangman- You’ve still got a tailhook from my view but I don’t know how well it’ll hold up.
Omaha- Carrier do we attempt landing? Repeat do we attempt landing?
Halo- We don’t know the integrity of the undercarriage at this point.
Omaha- Would you rather eject?
Rooster- If an F-14 with no tailhook and the net can survive a landing with more damage than what we’re seeing you’ll be ok guys.
Maverick- This is carrier. Daggers 1 and 2 will land first then the net will go up for you Dagger 3.
Omaha- Confirmed. Holding pattern until net is up.
Rooster- Dagger 2 first.
Maverick- Confirmed.
Hangman- We’ll see you on deck. Dagger 2 coming in for landing
Halo- It’s gonna be a rough landing.
Omaha- You good to handle it?
Halo- Is anyone ever ready truly? We’ll survive. That’s all I want.
Omaha- I’m getting you home to that kid Halo. I promised you that.
Carrier- Dagger 2 caught. Dagger 1 begin approach.
Halo- Deal. Megan and I already decided on a middle name
Omaha- I thought you didn’t know if it's a boy or girl yet.
Halo- I was supposed to find out yesterday but we’d already agreed even before.
Omaha- You telling me this to just torment me Halo or are you actually gonna tell me the name?
Halo- Don’t go crashing the craft when I tell you.
Omaha- So little faith in your pilot.
Halo- Oh I would disagree since we’re giving the kid the middle name Neil.
Omaha- What?
Halo- Ya. Come on Omaha you constantly have my back. You’re of course gonna be the godfather.
Omaha- Megan agreed to this?
Halo- Yes man, she knows how important you are to me. You’re my brother Neil. I have one estranged genetic brother who wants nothing to do with me or my quote-unquote lifestyle. You’re my actual brother in every sense. So please land this plane well so we can meet First name Neil Basset one day.
Carrier- Dagger 3 net is up and ready for catch.
Omaha- Confirmed. Coming in for landing.
Uncle Leo ‘Wolfman’
5:48 am
Wolfman : There was an accident but all souls accounted for.
Wolfman : I haven’t seen injury reports but they’re getting lifted to
Balboa right now.
Wolfman : Iceman is gonna show up at your door likely in the next
hour
Bob: Can you message him this current address? Attached Location
Bob: We’re all over here.
Wolfman: You got it kiddo.
Wolfman: He’ll be there in 10
Bob was the only one awake out of the group. They’d all stayed at the house that Megan and Halo owned in La Jolla. It was a 4 bedroom and while the 4th one had been turned into an office there was a pull-out couch that Fritz had taken. Megan had struggled to fall asleep until 1 am so Phoenix had stayed up with her.
The female pilot had nearly fallen asleep at the other woman’s bedside, so Bob had picked her up and carried her to one of the guest rooms and they took that bed. Harvard and Yale agreed to share the other guest room while Payback and Fanboy took the couches in the basement of the house.
Bob hadn’t been able to sleep though, spending most of the night staring at the ceiling in thought and listening to the sound of Natasha’s breathing. When Wolfman’s message came in he quickly picked up the phone to look at it. Iceman was coming over, and everyone else was sleeping which meant Bob would be the only one to greet him.
The WSO rolled out of bed, and gave Natasha a quick kiss on her forehead before leaving the room and going to the front door of the house. He stepped outside, leaving the front door unlocked behind him, and took a seat on the top step. At exactly 10 minutes after his Uncle said he’d be there, a black SUV pulled up and outstepped Admiral Kazansky in his full uniform.
“Admiral,” Bob greeted, standing up to salute him before the older man waved him off before even completing it.
“It’s barely 6 am Bob. No need for formality,” Ice stated as he walked up, “I’m surprised you reached out to Wolfman.”
“We promised to protect each other. I knew it be hard to get info. I wasn’t afraid to call in the favor.”
Ice nodded as he processed Bob’s words and they both sat down on the porch swing, “I don’t blame you. It was a good move.”
“Thank you, sir.”
“I think you and the other kids have earned the right to call me Iceman or Ice off duty Bob.”
Silence passed for a moment before Ice spoke up again, “They’re gonna land at Balboa at 1000.”
“What happened? There must be injuries if they’re going to Balboa.”
Ice ran a hand through his head and let out a sigh, “They took some fire during the mission. Omaha and Halo’s craft took the most and a lot on their undercarriage. It seemed that something happened that caused the landing mechanism to get stuck and unable to lower for landing.”
“They had to use the net?”
“They did. Some of the ship caught fire from sparks during landing. Omaha and Halo were able to get pulled out of the craft while it was extinguished but it had started to reach the back of the cockpit. All 4 who flew have the normal bruising from the Gs they pulled. Omaha got a dislocated shoulder and 2 bruised ribs. Halo’s got 2 cracked ribs and some burns. Both have minor smoke inhalation. Hangman’s got a few burns on his arms from trying to help pull them from the craft,” Ice explained his gaze out into the distance as he did.
“Nothing life-threatening?” came Phoenix’s voice causing both men to snap their heads towards the front door where she stood leaning against the door frame.
Bob stood automatically walking over to her and pulling her in for a hug. “What are you doing up?”
Phoenix’s arms wrapped around Bob’s torso, a tired Phoenix was a clinger, “Felt you leave the bed and wanted to check on you,” she mumbled into his chest before pulling back and looking towards Ice, “Nothing life-threatening right?”
“That’s right,” the admiral nodded, “We’ll all go to the hospital to see them when then land.”
It been decided that only a few of them should go. And with little room for argument, Phoenix put her foot down to say she was going. And if she was going with Megan, Bob was too. The others would come around later when told so as not the crowd the room.
Rooster was standing in the middle of the hallway talking with Coyote when the 3 of them with Ice rounded the corner. The pilot looked clearly tired and didn’t notice them until Phoenix tackled him in a rough hug, causing him to let out an ‘oof’ at the impact.
“Ow shit Phoenix. Harness bruising exists,” he grumbled as he moved to hug the smaller pilot back before looking at the group that now walked up to them, “Hey guys. Uncle Ice.”
Ice gave a bit of a smile at that and placed his hand on Rooster’s shoulder, “How are you doing Kiddo?”
Phoenix had let go and was now hugging Coyote tightly too.
“We’re ok. Mav is in the back giving his debrief via video call to the other Admirals. Hangman is cleared just finishing getting his burns bandaged. Omaha should be released with Halo tomorrow. They want to keep them overnight to watch oxygen stats or something,” Rooster answered his adoptive father, “It could have been a lot worse.”
“When can we see them?” Megan asked, stepping up to the front of the group. Her hand was clutched tightly around the handle of her purse.
“We were just waiting for you to come so we can take you back,” Coyote explained, “Follow us.”
And the group of 6 made their way through the back corridors of the naval hospital to the room Omaha and Halo were sharing. The lights in the room were clearly on and conversation could be heard going on from within.
“Just fucking settle on a goddamned channel Callie,” Omaha could be heard grumbling.
“Half of them are on commercial! How am I supposed to tell what the hell I’m on? There isn’t a guide!”
“There's a guide in the binder they showed us.”
“And are we allowed to get out of bed to grab the binders? I don’t think so based on how many goddamn wires we have connected to us Neil, so let me continue to channel flip.”
Rooster opened the door then though causing the pair to stop bickering and look towards the door to see the 6 people in the doorway. They were in a large two-person room, both had their own bed of course and Halo was in the other closer to the door while Omaha was in the farther one. Halo had the remote for the tv in her hand stretched out.
At the sight of them, Halo brightened.
“Megan,” she beamed, straightening up so quickly she must have aggravated her bruised ribs because she hissed loudly after she said her name. The smile still lingered though as Megan rushed over to her bedside and put her hands on each of Halo’s shoulders to push her down back into the bed. The Megan’s purse she’d been carrying had slipped off her shoulder as she ran over, landing on the floor with a soft thud.
“Dumbass, you’re still injured, you can’t move that quick,” Megan fumed keeping her hands on Halo’s shoulders, the placement leaning more towards the arms so she didn’t press down on where harness bruises existed. She’d fluffed up like a mother hen basically and was looking over her before flicking her eyes to the stats of SpO2 and heart rate on the monitors.
“Welcome to what I’ve been dealing with since hitting the deck. It's wonderful right,” Omaha grumbled sarcastically causing Coyote to look at the other pilot with shock. Omaha never came off that sarcastic.
Halo laughed from her place on her bed, “Ignore him. He’s on the good meds and grumpier than he normally would show,” she explained before kissing Megan quickly.
“It’s good to see you all back and safe,” Ice stated causing the two injured pilots to look towards the admiral.
“Thank you, sir,” Omaha responded.
Ice nodded and moved to exit the room, “Oh, and congrats to you two,” he nodded towards Halo and Megan.
“Thank you, Admiral,” Halo smiled before Ice exited the room to find Maverick.
Rooster just turned his head towards Halo, “What has he congratulating you on?”
Halo grabbed Megan’s hand, giving it a light squeeze in love before looking towards Coyote and Rooster, “Megan’s pregnant.”
“SHE’S FUCKING WHAT?”
North Island Daggers
1:12 pm
Rooster: Halo when the fuck were you gonna tell us if Megan
hadn’t been there today?
Fanboy: Wait what?
Fanboy: Also welcome back. Glad you’re all safe.
Fanboy: But what did we miss?
Halo: Megan and i are expecting a baby.
Payback: Yo congratulations!
Coyote: Congrats again.
Hangman: Damn. Congrats hopefully the kid gets Megan’s smarts
over yours
Harvard: Marvel Tov
Bob: Congratulations
Yale: Thats amazing. Congrats.
Fritz: Please tell me we have full permission too spoil the kid.
Halo: Yes yes. You are all Uncles to the little bundle.
Halo: and rooster, I was planning to tell you all after the
ultrasound appointment that was scheduled yesterday.
Halo: only omaha and phoenix knew otherwise
Fanboy: What why did they know? Rude.
Phoenix: Godmother.
Omaha: Godfather. And she only told me before the mission.
Halo: tell them the extra bit.
Hangman: extra bit?
Omaha: The kid’s middle name is gonna be Neil.
Payback: Fucker!
Fritz: Damn really preferring your pilot over the rest of us.
Phoenix: You all do know what this means right boys?
Rooster: Ya and what's that Phoenix?
Phoenix: It's a competition for the best Uncle.
Harvard: You bitches are all going down.
Fanboy: Do you even have nieces or nephews Harvard?
Harvard: Doesn’t mean I can’t get the favorite uncle title.
Payback: Good luck. I’m gonna get it.
Hangman: You only children have no chance against those of us
with siblings.
Coyote: May the best Uncle win.
Halo: i love you all and thank you for being honorary siblings to me.
Bob: Of course Halo.
Yale: This squadron is a family.
Rooster: We watch out for each other.
Phoenix: No matter what.
Chapter 9: Crossed
Summary:
Phoenix- Stands menacingly.
Hangman: Like she's gonna do shit
Phoenix- Jolts towards him in a fake out.
All the boys visibly flinch and shrink away
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
North Island Daggers
2:19 am
Fritz: I’ve just realized something we’ve missed.
Harvard: Tell us oh mystical Flordia man.
Fritz: Payback hasn’t set up a betting pool for baby Bassett.
Fritz: Date of birth, weight, potential first names, gender as we
still dont know yet.
Fritz: there’s plenty of betting options here.
Harvard: Damn you’re right. He could have jumped on that.
Hangman: Why aren’t you two asleep.
Fritz: Why are you awake?
Harvard: This is a perfect time to be up and about what do you
mean.
Hangman: Ya sure its perfectly fine to be up at this time if you’re
having some fun ;)
Harvard: ew ew ew
Fritz: Fuck you bagman we dont want to hear about your sex life.
Fritz: Where’s Rooster then?
Hangman: You two asked.
Hangman: And he’s passed out next to me. I’ve just been
lingering on social media for a while.
Harvard: You’re at Rooster’s place right? How the fuck has
Phoenix not killed you yet.
Hangman: She’s at Bob’s for the night.
Fritz: Oh shit ya, I keep forgetting Bob rents a place off base.
Hangman: Now answer why you two are up.
Harvard: Reading.
Fritz: Video games.
Hangman: You read Harvard? Like a physical book read?
Harvard: ya….
Harvard: I read like 50+ books a year?
Harvard: Do most of you forget I actually went to Harvard for
college?
Harvard: I do indeed have a fancy ass degree I spent too much
money on to become a naval aviator.
Fritz: Neerrrrddddd
Hangman: Oh ya.
Hangman: You and Yale never bring it up every 5 seconds like
usual Ivy kids
Fritz: But it is their callsigns.
Hangman: That’s also true.
Harvard: We didn’t choose our callsigns.
Fritz: Excellent point.
Hangman: One day you have to tell us how you and Yale ended up
military.
Harvard: Yale’s is his own story to tell but mine is pretty simple.
Harvard: I’m 4th generation Harvard Undergrad on my dad’s side
and 2nd on my mom's. Parents met at Harvard. Mom went on to
big law and dad is a finance bro. I trained in finance like him. Dad
was also in the Navy before going into finance so I wanted to as
well and just did the ROTC program at Harvard. And bam, here I
am.
Fritz: I didn’t know Harvard has an ROTC program
Harvard: Ya it’s not exactly what people go to the college for lol.
Hangman: Ya, I think I was originally supposed to go to Princeton
over the academy if I followed my father’s wishes.
Harvard: Could have been Princeton instead of hangman damn.
Fritz: Damn. Y’all could have had a Ivy League Flight Club
Hangman: Nope. no regrets.
Phoenix: Yo fuckers.
Phoenix: Stop texting. Some of us are trying to sleep.
Hangman: Damn. Tired Phoenix is grumpy.
Phoenix: Yes she is. So shut up before she rips your ballsack off
and beats you with it.
Harvard: Shit, sorry Phoenix night!
Fritz: Sorry Phoenix
7:39 am
Fanboy: Damn Phoenix really knows how to shut us up.
Rooster: Because she will actually follow through on her threats.
Rooster: I think she once threatened to glue the key cover of the
piano shut when I pissed her off.
Yale: Let me guess. Next day the piano key cover was stuck closed.
Rooster: Yep. It took 3 days to get it unstuck.
Coyote: Do we all just live in fear of Phoenix?
Payback: Basically.
Fanboy: It’s better to have a healthy fear of her over constantly pissing her off.
“Remind me why we had to leave the island and come downtown for a coffee shop?” Hangman complained looking down at his phone in his left hand while they walked. Coyote was texting him about how his little brother was being a pain in the ass and for some reason thought Jake had to hear about it too. “There’s plenty of good coffee shops on the island.
Rooster let out an audible scoff from next to him giving a squeeze to Hangman’s right hand he was holding, “Because They’re not the best. Ice and Mav used to take me to this shop all the time growing up and I haven’t been again since we got stationed here.”
“So on our off day you don’t want to spend it locked up with each other in either of our houses but instead looking like tourists in downtown San Diego,” Jake complained finally tucking his phone in his pocket before looking over to his boyfriend.
“Yes and no?” Rooster chuckled rubbing the back of his neck uncomfortably, “While I would love to spend a day locked in a room together, especially a bedroom, I wanted to grab coffee with you at one of my favorite places and talk?”
“Just talk?”
“Well, I don’t really know a lot about your family. You’ve only told me a bit about your mom in passing about her love of wine, and I wanted to show you touristy San Diego as a tradeoff.”
Hangman stopped in the middle of the sidewalk, causing a tug on Rooster’s arm when he proceeded to keep walking for a moment before he too stopped.
“Did you drag me out here just to interrogate me?” the tone in his voice was clearly one of sharp annoyance.
Rooster’s eyes widened, “No no no,” he insisted as he stepped to the side of the sidewalk with him, “I brought you out because I wanted to spend time with you. What we have is awesome Jake but it's also only a few months old and I wanted to push us out of our comfortability a little. I just wanted to get to know you better and what made you, the man I love, you. If I’ve done too much we can stop, turn around, and take the ferry back to the island.”
Rooster was so involved with his ramble he didn’t even notice the slip in his words until he stopped talking and looked at Hangman again. The shock was evident on the other pilot’s face and Rooster had to rewind the conversation mentally a bit to think about where he slipped up. When he did the color slipped from his face a bit.
“Fuck, shit Jake that wasn’t how I wanted to say it I’m sorry. And I don’t expect you to say it back if you don’t want to,” Rooster apologized rambling as he ran a hand through his hair to push it back out of his face.
“I…” Hangman started causing Rooster to whip his head back towards him, “I’m not ready to say it back,” he admitted, “I think I’m almost there. But I can’t string those three words together just yet.”
Rooster’s head nodded violently in acceptance and acknowledgment as he waited for Hangman to continue.
“But I will tell you about my childhood at this world-famous coffee shop of yours,” he finished.
And Rooster beamed. Soon enough the two were sitting outside of the shop that overlooked the waterfront park each with a drink and a pastry.
“Ok this was worth it,” Hangman stated, his words muffled a bit by the muffin he’d bitten into a moment earlier.
“See! I told you. Their pastries and coffee are just amazing,” Rooster grinned in victory before taking a sip of his own coffee. “Totally worth it.”
Hangman let out a light laugh before looking back to Rooster, “Ask your first question then dear,” he teased, his Texan accent slipping through at the last portion of the sentence.
“Tell me about your family. I know you have sisters but nothing really past that.”
“I’m the middle oldest of 4. There’s Kathryn, she’s got a year on me. Then there are the twins who are 7 years younger, Adeline and Annabelle. Adeline, Addy, she’s out in Boston working for an architecture firm. Belle is in Houston working for NASA. I haven’t told her about Megan cause I’m afraid she’ll rip me a new one for not introducing her,” Hangman explained with a smile on his face. He clearly loved his sisters. “Katy is the one who runs the family business while I’m up in the air.”
“Your Mom and Dad?”
“Mom is amazing. She has the biggest heart of anyone I know. If she was out here she would have done exactly what Maverick did and taken everyone in. I even told her about him over the phone and she seemed incredibly happy about me being adopted by my Captain and his Admiral husband. Mom still lives in the house we all grew up in about two hours outside of Houston. It's this big fancy house that fits none of the 700-acre ranch it sits on. But Dad wanted something he could flaunt and style up if needed so he built it big and fancy as possible. Dad died about 8 years ago in a car accident.”
“Shoot, I’m sorry Jake.”
“Don’t be. He was an asshole,” Hangman scoffed as he went for another sip of his coffee.
“What?” Rooster is clearly surprised by that. With such strong father figures in his own life, it was hard for him to imagine asshole fathers. He knew they existed, but it was just something he always mentally struggled with.
“He was a Homophobic sexist piece of shit that didn’t care for mom outside of being a trophy wife and my sisters as products of side duty. He forced everyone around him to be smaller,” he spat out, “He wanted one son Bradley. He required it basically. That’s why Katy and I are so close in age. She came out female and good old Dad needed a son. The twins were accidents he clearly wasn’t happy about but had to endure.
“He left nothing to my sisters in his will you know? The man was a billionaire and only put enough money for them to cover a wedding. That's exactly what it was earmarked for. Everything else went to the son he wanted to be an exact copy of him. Soon as I found that out and got my hands on the assets I rearranged the division of them.”
Rooster nodded in understanding as he listened to Hangman continue.
“Katy runs the business right now. The old man is probably still turning in his grave at the shock of his daughter being a better businessman than his son or even himself. She’s basically doubled the size of it by investing in green energy on top of oil and gas. She sits on our family’s seat on the board but all of us talk about decisions before making them. Us siblings came to an agreement, and the profits that the owner would get are split equally between all of us. Katy gets a little more because she actually runs the damn thing. We can live lives outside the elitist world we were forced into our father by. But whenever I’m done with the Navy or Belle is done with NASA, or Addy is tired of architecture, we can come back to the company.”
“That’s why you could afford to buy the house?” Rooster asked. His coffee was done by this point.
“Ya. When on leave previously I would go home and help Katy when she needed. But otherwise, I don’t really use the money I get and just live on my Navy salary. The family financial advisor keeps bugging me to diversify my portfolio and not just sit on the money, so the house seemed like a decent buy,” Hangman explained and took another drink of his coffee.
Rooster reached for Hangman’s hand a small kind smile on his face, “Thank you for telling me all this Jake. I know it was hard.”
Hangman looked up to meet Rooster’s eyes and let a smile crawl onto his own face, “It’s easier than usual when it's to you.”
They continued chatting for a little more over that coffee table, Hangman explaining all the trouble he’d gotten into with his sisters. How he missed horseback riding and needed to take Rooster when they went to Texas together one day.
Rooster responded by explaining more of his time growing up with Ice and Mav. The mornings Ice dragged him out of bed to teach him to surf. The days he got snuck onto base to sit in the backseat when he was big enough to fly. The anxiety that Mav gave off the entire time Bradley worked on his college applications that he only remembers looking back now.
“So you finally gonna take me on that tourist walk?” Hangman teased as they both moved to stand up, chairs scrapping. Rooster had grabbed the plates that their pastries had been on and went to go return them inside while Hangman took their cups.
“Of course,” Rooster grinned, grabbing the door to go back inside, “I was thinking we could walk through the park and then back down towards the ferry,” he explained as they both put the dishes in the tub.
“Sounds good to me,” Hangman responded.
They both made their way back towards the door but the second Rooster moved to step through the open door he nearly ran into the man walking in.
“Shoot I’m sorry,” Rooster apologized moving to step away before he noticed who it was, “Uncle Ice?!”
A snort from behind the admiral caused both Rooster and Hangman to snap their head in the direction of the person it came from to see both Halo and Fanboy.
“What the hell are you doing here?” Hangman hissed at his squadron mates.
Fanboy’s hands automatically went up in surrender while Halo laughed and put her hand on his shoulder to pat it in sympathy before looking back to Hangman.
“Fanboy and I are a bit rusty with our sign so we planned a day to converse with the Admiral to brush back up on it. He recommended his coffee shop,” she explained, her hands moving through the signs as she spoke.
“We have a bet to see who breaks first,” Fanboy explained his own hands moving as well as he spoke, “First one to forget to sign when talking or talk instead oof sign owes $100.”
Rooster turned to Ice who was silently looking at him. It was one of those glances that made it so you couldn’t read what the admiral was feeling.
“ This isn’t a stakeout to scare him off right? You already shovel talked him with the flight with Slider,” Rooster signed to his father.
Iceman scoffed before signing back, “ I introduced you and Maverick to this shop kid. You really didn’t expect me to bring your adoptive siblings at some point?
“ Mav swears he’s the one who found it first”
“Honest truth is your father Goose probably found it first with your mom and we've both just taken credit.”
Rooster let out a chuckle at that, “Probably right.”
“Plus I like Jake. He’s good for you.”
“Thanks, Dad.”
“Anytime son, Enjoy your day,” Ice smiled and waved the other two into the shop.
“Bye guys, see ya later at the Hard Deck,” Fanboy waved off only once he finished signing the sentence.
When Rooster and Hangman were a bit off from the shop Hangman turned to him.
“What were you two saying?”
“He was just saying he thinks you’re good for me,” Rooster answered, shrugging his shoulders like it was no big deal.
The smile that resulted lasted on Hangman’s face for the rest of the day and only grew bigger.
North Island Daggers
2:56 pm
Hangman: Hey Fanboy, Halo. Could you maybe do me a favor?
Fanboy: What is it?
Halo: ask and we shall see.
Hangman: Could you teach me ASL?
Rooster: Didn’t even bother to ask me.
Hangman: We’d get distracted solo and I actually want to learn this.
Fanboy: once again. Ew. But ya. I don’t mind helping you learn.
Halo: i’m in.
Rooster: Wait are you doing this to try and get into Ice’s good
graces more?
Fritz: Wait you’re doing this for admiral Kazansky?
Fanboy: Way to light the bat signal with that Rooster.
Payback: Are these lessons an open thing?
Phoenix: I want in if they are.
Coyote: Same.
Bob: I’m only familiar with the alphabet so I’d love to learn more.
Harvard: I’m in.
Omaha: It be interesting to learn.
Yale: I’d like to learn as well.
Fanboy: Well fuck.
Fanboy: Halo, Rooster, looks like we have to come up with lesson
plans then.
Notes:
This took way too little time to get out. I hope you all enjoyed it though! I'm slowly getting to the point where I want to fill in more of these characters' backgrounds.
I've seen a lot of versions of Jake's parents and siblings. I love this guy having only sisters and coming from a rich oil family. But to me, it makes sense his man's father was an asshole. I still wanted his mother to be lovable though.
One day I'll write a chapter where they all go to Texas maybe.
Chapter 10: Flames
Summary:
You don’t get the callsign Phoenix without getting a few burns on the way down.
Notes:
The beginning of this chapter is lighter but the second half when it switches out of text format is a bit heavier just as a heads up. Enjoy!
Also in which we say Natasha was wearing a muscle tee during that dogfight football scene on the beach.
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
North Island Daggers
10:49 am
Fritz: The Navy gossip wheels are turning.
Fritz: And they’re turning pretty heavily.
Coyote: What?
Phoenix: Did you get roped into one of the Navy Wives events
again Fritz?
Fritz: Maybe, but thats not important.
Fritz: it was also a book club this time and not a knitting circle.
Halo: you managed to get into the navy wive’s club? ive been
trying for years. howd you do it?
Fritz: I’ll never reveal my secrets
Payback: Is this about the chicken that's loose on base?
Payback: Cause I promise you I had nothing to do with that.
Coyote: Literally makes us think you had something to do with it.
Yale: There’s a chicken loose on base?
Fanboy: Rooster go get your brethren.
Rooster: Haha very funny.
Hangman: That was low-hanging fruit there Fanboy.
Bob: I have a video of 4 or 5 ensigns trying to wrangle it yesterday
and failing.
Omaha: Did anyone in this chat have anything to do with the
chicken? Please say no
Phoenix: It’s from one of the houses on the border of base that
has a coop. It got out and hopped the fence and apparently can’t
hop it back.
Harvard: That was simpler then I was expecting the answer to be.
Halo: so… whats the gossip then fritz?
Fritz: They’re apparently shifting some things around for our
squad.
Fanboy: Like losing Maverick or Iceman shifting?
Payback: Are they trying to start a riot at North Island?
Coyote: Iceman would let them do that?
Hangman: Idiot higher-ups.
Rooster: They wouldn’t do that. They spent too much fucking cash
to train us to work under and with Mav. Moving any of us will send
Mav on a rebellious streak and ends up with him pissing admirals
o ff again. The higher-ups are actually happy with how he’s
behaving right now. They’re not gonna risk him getting pissed off
by moving him, Ice, or any of us.
Fritz: No not that.
Phoenix: Way to scare us then asshole.
Fritz: Margarine, one of the wives, noticed that some of the family
housing has been cleaned and earmarked for our squad and it’s
the nicer ones too.
Fritz: They’re gonna bring people in. Apparently what we have
right now are the barebones of a squad and they want to fill it out
more.
Bob: That makes sense if they’re making the squad permanent
whenever we leave.
Yale: Nice to know they’re actually paying attention to us and want
to support us too.
Harvard: Are we finally gonna get a patch?
Halo: oh fuck yes. ive been waiting for one to add to my jacket.
Omaha: Who are they gonna bring in?
Hangman: Someone who can fucking survive working with the
Maverick.
Phoenix: The real question here is do you think Maverick and
I ceman know?
Rooster: If they don’t they're about to real soon.
Class of 86’ + Hondo
3:52 pm
Ice: I just got word this morning that the family housing unit for
you Wolfman was finished being prepped this morning.
Wolfman: Fantastic. I’ll be on the next transport and be there
tomorrow.
Slider: And when’s mine gonna be done Iceman?
Slider: Have clear preference for someone who’s not your old RIO?
Hollywood: Didn’t you literally turn him down for on-base housing
two weeks ago to say you were gonna rent a place off-base?
Merlin: Can confirm he did.
Slider: You’re all assholes.
Mav: Says the biggest asshole out of all of us.
Slider: Shut up Tiny.
Mav: Rude.
Hondo: Please don’t piss him off.
Ice: Slider please don’t piss off my husband.
Slider: Why? Its not like Maverick doesn’t deserve it.
Ice: Because if he gets annoyed enough he will piss off an Admiral
and risk this entire pyramid of reshuffling I’ve done to get your
asses to North Island as instructors. And I’m still working on
getting Sundown and Chipper approved which is a bit harder.
Ice: So don’t fucking risk it.
Hollywood: I’m still working on believing you were able to
achieve this.
Sundown: Don’t jinx it yet Hollywood.
Chipper: Still working on word from my boss that it’s confirmed.
Slider: Still can’t believe you two went into politics.
Sundown: By politics, you mean the State Department?
Slider: Ya that.
Chipper: Some of us wanted to help our country through
diplomacy instead of weapons when we stopped flying.
Merlin: How are the embassies?
Sundown: The Netherlands has been great, though I do look
forward to being back in California.
Chipper: The French Embassy is doing good. I’ll miss the food
when we come back to the states.
Hollywood: Bring some nice French Wine back for us?
Wolfman: Oh ya that sounds good.
Hondo: Chocolate from the Netherlands too if possible Sundown.
Sundown: I got you covered Hondo.
Mav: You need Ice or I to pick you up tomorrow Wolfman?
Wolfman: Nah, Bob and Phoenix are picking me up.
Chipper: Do any of the kids know about this?
Ice: Not officially. Probably heard rumors of the squad being built
up and getting more support but not what it means.
Merlin: When are you gonna tell them?
Ice: Whenever you come over. Just one at a time reveal the new
instructors until they realize the trend.
Wolfman: Ya I just told Robbie I got restationed and nothing else.
Mav: Perfect. I can’t wait to see all the shocked looks on their faces.
Slider: I would like to kick Hangman’s ass in the air again.
Hondo: It was fun to watch last time.
Hollywood: Poor Bradley isn’t gonna know what hit him when all
of us show up.
Mav: Eh. He’s used to having Ice and I around. You lot should be
a nice surprise to him.
Sundown: Plus you got to introduce us to all your new kids Mav.
Chipper: Honestly surprised it took this long for him to adopt a
bunch of younger aviators.
Ice: It was a byproduct of trying to get him to make up with
Bradley.
Slider: See that makes sense.
Mav: My husband is a goddamned puppet master.
Hondo: And yet you don’t seem to complain when the kids are
around or we’re all stationed together.
North Island Daggers
4:51 pm
Coyote: Hard Deck at 1930 tonight?
Payback: Fuck ya Im in.
Omaha: Sounds good.
Yale: Will be there.
Harvard: Same.
Halo: megan is coming with me if thats good.
Fanboy: Hell ya, I want to talk with her about those new pictures
from the telescope.
Halo: please. she keeps rambling to me about them but half the
words she says goes in one ear and out the other. you’ll be able to
keep up with her more then i can.
Fanboy: Fuck ya.
Fritz: yep!
Hangman: Rooster and I are in. He will be playing the piano
tonight
Bob: I’ll be there but a little later than 8.
Phoenix: 7:30 sounds good to me.
BOB (I.C.E)
7:03 pm
Bob: Are you ok with me being a bit later to the Hard Deck? Like
8:30 or so.
Phoenix: Are you still with your Uncle?
Bob: Yes.
Phoenix: Then yes I am Bob and I’m just getting a ride to the bar
with Rooster and Hangman. You’re more than okay to spend time
with your Uncle. I’ll be fine without you for a few more hours. I
know you love spending time with him so don’t feel in a rush to
meet us.
Bob: How did I get so lucky to date you?
Phoenix: Because you saw me for me. The stealth pilot energy
didn’t hurt either.
Phoenix: Love you Robert.
Bob: Love you Natasha.
Bob: Text me if you need anything or if you want me to stop
somewhere before the Hard Deck for you.
Phoenix: Will do Robbie.
The rest of the group were distracted by the pool game going on between Hangman with Rooster and Halo with Fritz when Phoenix stepped away to get a drink at the bar. For a Friday night, the bar was completely packed as expected. It was even more overfilled though by the freshly returned members of the USS Theodore Roosevelt that had just finished a deployment in the Pacific.
The dagger squadron had all shown up in civilian clothes as they had become used to in their time stationed at North Island. In a sea of uniformed members though they stuck out a bit like sore thumbs. And while Phoenix hated to admit it, it was generally assumed a woman in civilian clothes in a naval bar was there to find a guy.
This is why it didn’t surprise her when a tall Lieutenant in khakis slid into the open barstool next to where she stood at the bar. She’d stood in the only open slot at the bar between two unoccupied barstools and this man, slid into one next to her, too close for comfort in her opinion. Penny and the other two working behind the bar tonight were clearly busy helping others so if Phoenix wanted her drink she’d have to stay put.
“So what’s a girl like you doing in a place like this?” the lieutenant drawled out, the smug look on his face and confidence in his voice making Phoenix want to roll her eyes in disgust.
She averted her gaze instead, looking to Penny who was towards the other end of the circular bar and trying to handle getting the orders of 3 other customers.
“Come on girl,” the lieutenant chuckled as if his first comment had been appropriate, “Don’t you want to hear stories about my time at sea?”
“I’d rather not,” Phoenix bit back, still not looking at him and trying to adjust her body to take up less space and pull away from him and towards the other barstool. She didn’t want to sit down though in the valid fear that he’d see it as an opening.
“Playing hard to get huh? I like that in a girl,” he retorted, leaning over towards her, “Come on let me buy you a drink.”
“No thank you.”
“It’s just one drink. Where do you have to run off too?” he joked playfully.
“I have friends waiting for me.”
“They can wait a little bit,” he answered. He’d shuffled closer and was basically blocking her in a way that to get past him she’d have to engage and ask him to move or shove him, “We have great chemistry. No need to rush anywhere.”
She wasn’t going to get served anytime soon and she wanted out of this situation. So as she turned to leave he stood up, blocking her exit even more. “Let me pass,” she sneered.
“Didn’t you hear me doll? No need to rush anywhere,” he stated, leaning towards her so his arm was along the side of her and back on the bar counter. It blocked her exit even more so that if she wanted to pass she’d have to maneuver awkwardly around the other barstool. She could feel his breath on her almost now.
“I’m not interested,” she stated trying not to shake in fear. She’d been through this before. Survived this before. If she shouted any of the guys from the Dagger crew would come and get her out of this.
“You’re a civilian in a military bar. I know exactly what you’re here for.”
“You don’t know shit about me,” she spat starting to maneuver around the barstool, just barely managing to slip past both it and him.
Then he grabbed her wrist to pull her back. It was a tight painful grip as he pulled her back towards him, rotating her shoulder without her permission.
“You don’t get to talk to me like that,” he hissed at her, “You have no fucking clue who I am.” Anger was flashing in his eyes and Phoenix knew there was no good way to get out of this now.
“Let go of me now,” she responded instead, her eyes locked with his as she tried to build up as much bravery as she could. She was a Gryffindor. She was a Naval Fighter Pilot. She was the best of the best at what she did. She’d fought tooth and nail to get to where she was now. She’d burned to get to where she was. She’d dealt with men worse than this trying to hook up with her in situations more uncomfortable than this one.
And the guy had the audacity to smirk like he doubted her. He didn’t know shit about her. “Or else what princess?”
And god did that set her off. She reached out towards the bar, grabbing the closest drink her hand could find and she threw the liquid into his face. He yelled in anger, causing heads to now snap towards the two at the noise. His hand let go of her wrist to move to his face while his other reached out and ended up getting a grip on her shirt. And as she stepped back she could hear the cotton ripping at the pulling, causing a hole on the front of the shirt next to where his hand had landed.
“You bitch!” he snapped, wiping the liquid away from his face with the back of his hand. His eyes locked on hers and suddenly Phoenix’s left cheek was stinging and her head was looking to the right from the force of his palm impacting with it.
Then the hand on her ripped shirt was gone as it was ripped off and she was stumbling back a bit.
“Natasha!” a voice yelled as the owner was steadying her from behind, hands lightly on her shoulders to keep her in place and not stumbling.
Coyote and Payback were in front of her forming a barrier while Hangman was in front of them, his hands in the shirt of the lieutenant that had been the cause of all of this. Penny was at the bar behind them now, her eyes narrowed in anger.
“Do I have permission to throw him overboard Penny?” Hangman snapped, his eyes never leaving the lieutenant.
“With a permanent ban,” the owner snapped, and suddenly Harvard was at Hangman’s side hulling the man out of the bar and kicking him out the front door.
“Natasha? Nat are you ok?” the voice was asking and she finally was able to focus again as she was turned around to look towards the person, Rooster standing over her, worry evident in his eyes.
Halo was next to her, rubbing circles in her back before she looked towards Rooster, “Let’s get her outside. There’s too much going on in here,” she suggested to the pilot.
He nodded and the three of them went to the back patio of the Hard Deck which surprisingly wasn’t crowded. They sat her down at one of the benches at the picnic-style tables.
“You ok Phoenix?” Yale asked softly. The rest of the group had followed them outside and were scattered around, worry and anger flashing across all their faces.
She nodded, swallowing the lump that had been in her throat. She was a Naval Fighter Pilot. She was a Gryffindor. She’d burned to get to where she was now. She had friends watching her back now. A large group of 11 other naval aviators that liked her and watched out for her. It was such a sharp contrast to the loneliness she’d felt last time this had happened when she was in flight school. Back when it was a single stranger that worked to calm her down, her first meeting with Rooster.
“Ya,” she choked out, “I’m ok,” she promised.
Rooster smiled lightly at her and patted her knee lightly, “Good. Welcome back, Nat. Spaced out there for a little?”
She nodded.
“I called Bob,” Halo stated from her spot on Phoenix’s left side, “He was already on his way. He’ll be here in 30 minutes maximum even with traffic.”
“Man’s gonna break the speed limit to make it here faster,” Coyote joked.
That comforted her a little that her mind came more into focus. She looked down at her chest, the front of the shirt hanging loosely from the large hole that showed way more than she was comfortable with. Thank god she decided to wear a bra tonight even if she could have gone without one.
“Fucker ripped one of my favorite shirts,” she grumbled.
“There’s our Phoenix,” Payback poked lightly. And that helped too.
Rooster let out a chuckle and pulled off the Hawaiian shirt he was wearing over a tank and handed it over to Phoenix. After years of friendship, Phoenix had worn and stolen Rooster’s Hawaiian shirt when her own got a drink spilled on it or she needed something to cover herself like after swimming. It became an easy thing for him to trust her with his father’s old shirts as well.
She took it from him and pulled her own shirt off. She tried not to notice the others spot the burn scars that were across her upper back and spread out around the sides of her waist. She’d only ever taken her shirt off around Rooster, Halo, and Bob before. She’d worn a muscle tee that covered the scars that day on the beach they’d played dogfight football. With ease she pulled the oversized shirt on, buttoning a few buttons and tying the extra fabric into a knot at the front. She’d iron the wrinkles out of the shirt before she gave it back.
“Those are some badass scars you got there,” Hangman stated. Only he would be the bravest among them to acknowledge them. The way Rooster looked at him was like he wanted to murder his boyfriend right then and there. But the way Hangman had said it wasn’t out of pity or questioning. It was one of pride and impressiveness.
And Phoenix looked up at him.
“You don’t get a callsign like Phoenix without burning a little Hangman,” she told him. He nodded in acknowledgment, a light smile on his face at her response. Her firing back a response like that meant she was nearly back to her normal self.
She’d just been stationed out of Norfolk with Rooster when she’d gotten her callsign. She’d been going by Griffin at the time when she’d done her first punchout. She’d never learned how or why, didn’t want to, her flight suit had gotten caught in the flames of the jet as she came down. In the end, her entire back was covered in flames when she hit the ground and rolled to put out the fire. After that she’d been dubbed Phoenix for the burns that looked like wings, spreading out from her spine up and to her shoulders, nearly symmetrical.
“Come on,” Rooster stood before offering her hand down to Phoenix, “Let's go mess around on the beach a little while we wait for Bob then we can go back to Jake’s and watch a movie.”
“Fuck ya!” Payback yelled in support.
“Did you just put up my house without asking me, Bradley?” Hangman scoffed, his voice clearly playing up the fake insult he was feeling.
“You are the only one with a large ass TV and a big enough couch for all of us,” Omaha pointed out.
Fanboy turned around as they walked down the steps onto the sand, “Don’t Iceman and Maverick have a home theater in their basement?”
“Are you proposing breaking into our commander’s house again Fanboy?” Yale teased.
“We do know where the spare keys are hidden now,” Fritz pointed out
Megan looked shocked at their thinking, “You all broke into their house before?”
“They probably wouldn’t kill us if we did,” Harvard offered up.
And Rooster laughed, “What if I actually text them and ask food permission this time? They’ll probably say yes.
“Now that, sounds like a brilliant idea,” Phoenix determined.
Bradshaw-Mitchel-Kazansky Clan
8:17 pm
Bradley: Hey can the others and I use your theater to watch a
movie tonight?
Mav: I thought you were all gonna be at the Hard Deck tonight?
Bradley: Ya. Some shit went down and now I think it’s better if we
all crash somewhere.
Ice: Are you all ok?
Mav: Do you need us to come to get you?
Bradley: We’re ok. Nat had an interaction with an asshole
lieutenant that couldn’t take a hint. Ended up tearing her shirt and
slapping her.
Mav: WHAT
Ice: Did you get his name?
Bradley: Yes, last name along with his rank and ship he was based
on.
Bradley: You’ve taught me what to make note of before. Now can
we use the theater?
Mav: Ya of course. I’ll make popcorn.
Ice: Is Phoenix ok?
Bradley: Yes. No skin broken. She wasn’t as shaken this time as
last. But I don’t want to throw her back into a crowded space
tonight.
Ice: Good thinking. We’ll see you in a little son.
Bradley: Thanks dads.
Notes:
As you can see the main theme of this entire story is family and how you interact with one another and protect each other. So I hope you enjoyed this glimpse into Phoenix.
In my head, she's spent a lot of time worrying about her scars. Like they're a part of her but with the wrong idea, it can make someone think of her as weak, which she hates. But getting the callsign Phoenix is because of them. So while she's proud of what she's survived a lot of people wouldn't give her the credit for them or understand them. She didn't want the team to see them before the mission in case it changed their option on her. Now she trusts them and won't be afraid to show them around them.
A thank you to @chlxrinne for the idea of the 86 group chat!
Chapter 11: Burns
Summary:
The Fallout of the Hard Deck.
Notes:
Honestly didn't expect the last chapter's events to turn into a multi-chapter story but here we are, the beginning of the fallout. This chapter and the next probably will lean more writing over texts so it may take a day or two extra before it comes out. Enjoy and always appreciate all the love you give.
Chapter Text
“Please tell me we’re going to do something,” Rooster sneered as he paced along the rug in Ice’s office. His anger was boiling and anyone who’d been at the end of his anger before knew it was awful. He’d been raised by Iceman and Maverick, two men that had such different ways of processing anger. Maverick was a hurricane destroying everything without control. Iceman was a pointed missile, directly pointed at what caused his anger. Rooster ended up with a bit of both, direct at one thing but leaving chaos behind him.
Ice was sitting behind the desk, his fingers interwoven together and in front of him. Maverick was next to him, leaning against the desk on the left side and his arms crossed over his chest as he looked over his shoulder towards his husband.
“Bradley I’m telling you we can’t do this the norm-“ Ice started.
“No,” He cut off the admiral. “You can’t just sit there all proud and tall and tell me there is nothing we can do. The man forced himself onto a higher ranking officer, proceeded to violate her personal space, destroy her shirt, and slap her.” He listed off the offensives. “Last time something like this happened and I came to you to report it was straightforward and now you’re telling me we can’t do that.”
That had been the only time when Rooster was still angry at Mav that he’d been the one to reach out. When Phoenix had gotten into a verbal sparring match with a naval ensign that thought she didn’t belong in flight school as a woman. That been the first time they’d met, Rooster pulling the man away from her to stop him from pinning her against the wall. He’d called Ice to report the incident knowing their CO at the time wouldn’t care.
Hangman was sitting in the corner of the room in the leather chair that was more comfortable than the desk chair for reading. The look on the Texan’s face was serious and straight, with none of the cockiness he usually possessed on it.
Bob stood next to him, leaning against the wall. To anyone who didn’t know him, they think he was unemotional about the conversion. His jaw was tensed though if you looked and his hair was ruffled in a way that clearly indicated he hadn’t slept well or thought to take care of it.
“I’m not saying that we’re doing nothing,” Ice snapped standing up to his full height, hands handing hardly on the wood of the desk. His tone was his admiral one, the tone he used when dealing with subordinates. Hangman and Bob automatically straightened without realizing it, years of military training engraining the response into them. Rooster didn’t though and neither did Maverick. Rooster had been raised on this tone when he did something wrong and it didn’t have the same effect anymore.
“Then what are you saying, Iceman?” Rooster spat, jamming his index finger onto the desk. The use of the full name was another indicator of the anger coursing through him right now, the two sizing each other up from opposite sides of the desk.
“Lieutenant Lebruin is the son of Admiral Lebruin. My Atlantic fleet counterpart,” Ice restated to the group, “He’s not allowed to be surviving under his father which is why he’s over here. I’m in a very precarious situation right now with a lot of moving parts and if I or Maverick piss off the wrong people we may lose command of the squad or the entire squad itself.”
“And?” Hangman asked from his place on the chair staring the admiral down, “Are you saying that if we go through proper channels we risk the Dagger Squadron as a whole because of this guy’s daddy?” Disgust at the privilege that the lieutenant had was evident in his voice.
“Basically,” Maverick confirmed moving to stand from his leaning position against the desk and turn more towards the center of the room, “We have to do this in a sly way to get the kid in his place. We’ve come up with a potential way.”
“And why are we here?” Bob questioned, his voice tighter and lower than they’d ever heard it before.
“Because you two,” Ice pointed to Rooster and Bob, “Are here to represent Phoenix. You know her the best and before I put us down this path I need to know she’d be ok with it, not just that she can do it, that isn’t the question here.” He then turned his gaze to Hangman, “You are here for two reasons, one to keep Bradley thinking straight in his anger and two because you’re the one that threw Lebruin out of the bar. If you make one wrong move he may turn his anger towards you which is something we don't want.”
The three younger aviators stayed silent for a second exchanging glances with one another, then Rooster spoke.
“What’s the plan?” he asked, moving his arms and crossing them over his chest, chin sticking up.
“Lieutenant Lebruin has been called to Top Gun at Miramar for training. His class begins on Monday.”
“That asshat is a fucking naval aviator?” Hangman hissed in anger. They hadn’t known what job the man had had before.
Ice nodded taking in a deep breath and rubbing his temples before continuing, “Sadly yes. Goes by the callsign Packer because he has a tendency to send people home. But when I formed this squadron I made it linked to Top Gun since a requirement of all members is they had to have been through the program. We have open invites to teaching and lecturing classes.”
Bob was the one who realized it first eyes widening with realization, “You want us to take him out in the air. Destroy his ego and realize exactly who he pissed off with his actions.”
“Precisely. Mav was already listed to teach the next 2 weeks of class for them.”
“And you all are going to be my guests and combat pilots for hops during it,” Mav explained, “There’s nothing quite like getting your ass handed to you by someone you thought harmless and turns out to be your instructor.”
Rooster scoffed at that statement, “You’d know a thing or two about that wouldn’t you right?”
“Ya so would your boyfriend.”
“Listen I was just following Penny’s orders. It’s not my fault your card declined that night.”
Class of 86’ + Hondo
8:56 am
Ice: Ok. Slider, Hollywood, Merlin you won't be receiving your
restationing orders this week. I have to put it off.
Ice: Sundown, Chipper, you’re a maybe. All the paperwork has
already been submitted so it's out of my hands now. Wolfman
you’ll start tomorrow with Maverick to teach the new Topgun class.
Slider: The hell Kazansky. What happened.
Merlin: Everything ok over there?
Mav: We’re on a campaign to not piss off the Atlantic Fleet
Commander.
Hollywood: Lebruin? Man’s an ass.
Sundown: You’re actually trying not to piss off an admiral for
once?
Hondo: How’d you convince Maverick not to do that Ice.
Ice: Long story.
Chipper: Come on you can do better then that.
Mav: Lebruin Jr decided it be a good idea to sexually harass
Phoenix and basically commit assault when she turned him down.
Slider: HE FUCKING DID WHAT?
Hollywood: You’ve got to be fucking joking.
Merlin: That's disgusting. But still doesn’t explain Admiral Lebruin.
Ice: Hollywood, Merlin you’re both stationed under him. If I try to
move you to Topgun and he’s pissed off cause the kid went crying
to daddy or shows I’m the one who signed off on the harassment
papers that could get his kids discharged he’s gonna have it out
for the squad.
Sundown: So what are you fucking gonna do about it Admiral.
Mav: We’re pulling a Charlie.
Hondo: You’re gonna have the squad teach with you?
Slider: How do you even know what that means? You weren’t at
Topgun with us?
Hondo: I’ve been assigned to working with the man for 10 years.
Wolfman: Do the kids know about this?
Ice: Bob, Hangman, and Rooster do. We’re not gonna read the rest
of them in until after the first day.
Chipper: Godspeed to you in controlling those kids. From what
you’ve been saying about them it's gonna either be the best plan
in history or fucking explode.
Rooster “Bradley” Bradshaw
6:29 am
Rooster: So before we go into teaching today I quickly want to say
I’m sorry.
Phoenix: What did you fucking do this time.
Phoenix: Did you defile the couch?
Rooster: No.
Rooster: At least not yet.
Phoenix: I don’t want to hear the word yet in that sentence Bradley!
Phoenix: Then why are you apologizing
Rooster: Cause I did a thing you may not like but had to be done.
Phoenix: Please don’t tell me you and Jake or anyone else beat
that Lieutenant up in an alleyway or something.
Rooster: No. But soon enough he’s gonna wish he did.
Phoenix: Bradshaw what did you fucking do.
Rooster: Ice is to blame mostly on this. He just read me and a few
other in on the situation and game plan. You’ll see.
Phoenix: Bradley Peter Bradshaw what the fuck did you do.
Rooster: See you in a few Phoenix
Mitchell
9:32 am
Ice: Megan Bassett is cleared as a consultant for whenever you’re
teaching now.
Mav: Great thanks Ice.
Ice: Don’t do anything stupid Mitchell.
Mav: No promises.
Ice: You want to keep your squadron and these kids together?
Ice: We have to do this one by the book. I know Lebruin wants his
son in first for the class. It can’t look like discrimination at all.
Mav: Got it.
Ice: Bury him Mav.
Mav: For you darling? Anything.
When it was announced to the squadron that they were being pulled in for teaching this round of Topgun kids it was a bit of a shock. They’d known that Maverick had been called in to do a teaching cycle but for the squadron to be used wasn’t a common thing. They were never involved in lesson plans before, only hops when the instructors wanted combatants that the class hadn’t flown with before.
It wasn’t something they could complain about though. It had been in the first email that they might get called in to teach a class since the squadron was directly linked with Topgun. For the first day, Mav had said he only need 6 of them, two single pilots and two pairs. That had ended up being Rooster and Hangman as the singles with Bob and Phoenix, Payback and Fanboy as the pairs.
They were gathering on the outside of the hanger where the class introduction would be held. It was the same room as that first day they’d been introduced to the suicide mission. They were to be out of view of the class until Maverick called them in to introduce them.
“What the fuck is with all the dramatics for today,” Payback grumbled, leaning against the wall and hands crossed over his chest, “Our instructors never did this first day with us right?”
“There wasn’t a legendary squadron like us yet when we were at Topgun Payback,” Phoenix answered. She was on edge. Rooster’s texts from the morning were fresh in her mind and he was being oddly silent and kept flicking glances to Hangman and every once in a while Bob. Neither met these glances past a singular time.
Fanboy grinned, “We’re a fucking legendary squadron can you believe that though?” he rambled in glee, “Like I’ve gotten messages from old squadmates asking how the fuck they can get into our squad. These kids are gonna be blown away.”
“Good Morning,” Maverick’s voice could be heard echoing from inside the hanger, “Be seated.”
“How close of a speech do you think he’s going to give to them as he did to us?” Hangman snickered elbowing Phoenix lightly.
“He’s gonna steal Bate’s he told me,” Rooster answered. It been the first words he’d said all morning while they were together.
“I am Rear Admiral Mitchell, callsign Maverick, your instructor for this class session and leader of the Dagger Squadron. You’re all here because you’re considered the best of the best among Naval Aviators,” he began, “Success, now more than ever, comes down to the man or woman, in the box. What I have to teach you may very well be the difference between life and death.”
Payback snorted lowly trying to cover it. “He really did steal Bate’s intro, my god,” he whispered.
“I'd like to know who's best of you. That's why we've got that plaque on the wall... with the Top Top Gun crew from each class. You think maybe your name's gonna be on it? You’ll have to prove it. How you fly, how you handle your time here, both in the air and the ground, that’ll determine your place,” the legendary pilot continued, “Now, you won’t just be flying alone against me. So I’ve brought in some of my squadron to put you all in your place. Come on in Daggers.”
At that, the 6 of them walked in from the side all in a row. Rooster led the front with Hangman behind him. Phoenix was next with Bob trailing her, then Payback and Fanboy. They stepped to the front of the room, and lined up next to the podium Maverick was speaking from.
“These are 6 of the 12 pilots I have on my team,” Maverick continued, “They’re the actual best of the best.”
There was a group of 18 kids in front of them, all spilt among 10 desks, but only left one desk in the back was open. And as Phoenix straighten in pride at Maverick’s words she noticed a face in the second left row. The lieutenant from the bar.The one that had ripped her shirt and slapped her and he hadn’t recognized any of them yet cause he was grinning at his WSO next to him. Suddenly Rooster’s texts from the morning made sense.
Before any flash of anger could show on her face she felt a brush on her left shoulder. She glanced to see Hangman, straight-faced and glancing over at her. Don’t was clearly evident in the neutral expression though.
“They’ll be helping me decide which of you deserves your name on that plaque. They’ll also be your competition in the air.”
Payback was fidgeting Phoenix could tell out of the peripheral of her eye. Why though she couldn’t tell. But he seemed to have his gaze locked on one of the students.
“Team if you’d like to introduce yourselves?”
“Bradley ‘Rooster’ Bradshaw,” Rooster stated staring right at the lieutenant. A twitch of his face was noticeable as if he was trying to place where he’s seen Rooster from.
“Jake ‘Hangman’ Seresin.” She could see the exact moment of realization, the draining of blood and paling of his face as Hangman stared straight at him. That’s when his eyes flicked to her and she could have sworn he wanted to die at that moment or avert his gaze.
“Natasha ‘Phoenix’ Trace.” He even flinched at her callsign, as if he recognized it from all the stories that spread around the naval aviator circles. All the Daggers had stories that circled, callsigns that were recognizable within seconds.
“Robert ‘Bob’ Floyd”
“Reuben "Payback" Fitch.” That’s when the WSO next to him nearly broke his neck from looking at his Pilot and then towards Payback, eyes wide and locking with the other. This was clearly why Payback had been fidgeting earlier, but who the WSO was she didn’t know.
“Mickey ‘Fanboy’ Garcia.”
“As I said, these are just 6 of the members in my squadron and helping me during this session. Piss them off and you piss me off and kiss that plaque goodbye,” Maverick explained, “Dismissed. Rear Admiral Wolfe will meet you outside the locker rooms in 30 minutes.”
The scraping of chairs was heard and Phoenix automatically turned to walk towards the hanger door. She wanted to fume and scream but couldn’t do that in front of the class.
“Phoenix-” Rooster started as he followed her before she whipped around and glared at him. She’d already made it outside the hanger a bit before he’d caught up with her.
“Not a word. Who knew? Who the fuck was in on this Bradshaw,” she hissed lowly.
“What’s happening?” Fanboy questioned his eyes flickering between Phoenix and Rooster who were in a standoff.
Bob’s hand was set on her shoulder though and that grounded her. Phoenix huffed and turned away breaking eye contact, “We’re not discussing this here. I need to be in a place I can actually yell at you and whoever was in on this.”
“You’ll have to yell at Iceman then,” Hangman muttered under his breath. It was clearly loud enough because Phoenix’s glare landed on him now.
“The fuck you say Bagman?” she spat.
“Can we not do this here?” Payback interrupted causing all of them to look at him, “I’d like to get out of here asap.”
“Reuben!” a new voice called.
Payback visibly flinched, before taking in a deep breath, “Let’s go,” he muttered.
“Reuben!” the voice called again, causing them to look at the man who was jogging towards them. It was the lieutenant’s WSO who was calling Payback by his first name and coming up to them.
“Fuck,” Payback muttered under his breath before turning around to face the approaching WSO. He crossed his arms over his chest and stood tall looking down at the man as he came to a standstill, “What do you want Levi?”
The group was exchanging glances behind him, very much confused on how Payback knew this WSO.
“I actually go by Poison now,” Levi answered, “But I wanted to know what you were doing here.”
“What am I doing here?” Payback asked flabbergasted, “I’m stationed here. I told Mom that 5 months ago. What are you doing here? How are you at Top Gun? Last I heard you were going the SEAL route.”
“Ya that didn’t work out so I figured I’d follow big brother’s footsteps,” Levi explained, “My pilot Packer helped me too so I stuck with him.”
And apparently, that flared something in Payback because he knew who Packer was now, “That asshole is your pilot?” he hissed out before Rooster moved forward to grab the man’s shoulder and pull him back.
“Asshole? The fuck Reuben, he’s my best friend. What the fuck did he do to you?” Levi snapped back at Payback, “If anyone is the asshole it’s you. Now I remember why we stopped talking when Mom didn’t make us. See you in the air Payback,” he finished before turning around and walking back to the hanger.
Packer could be seen leaning against the door, watching his WSO walking back. He made eye contact with the group and had the audacity to grin before turning to walk into the hanger after Levi.
“What, the fuck, was that?” Hangman asked his eyes looking from the door to Payback and Fanboy. Fanboy looked just as lost as the rest of them, his eyes on his pilot in shock.
“That,” Payback spat, “Was my little brother.”
Bradshaw-Mitchel-Kazansky Clan
9:32 am
Bradley: We have a new issue in our plan.
Ice: What is it?
Bradley: Packer’s WSO, Poison? Is Payback’s little brother.
Mav: Well fuck. Does Payback seem to want to support his brother
in winning the plaque.
Bradley: No. They hate each other. And pissed each other off.
Bradley: And it seems that Packer helped Poison get where he is
and watches out for him too.
Ice: So we now need to watch Payback on top of Hangman and
Phoenix’s backs.
Mav: Well fuck. That complicates shit.
Chapter 12: Scars
Summary:
The continued fallout of the Hard deck
Notes:
Rooster Phoenix friendship sibling supremacy! These kids were the only support the other had for a long time and that's my HC. So they're still getting use to having others around to help them.
Chapter Text
Phoenix disappeared after that, simply telling Rooster, “We’ll talk about this later,” kissed Bob on the check and then left.
The squadron had been invited to Maverick’s and Iceman’s house for dinner so they could explain the situation to all of them together. That’s how the first of the crew to arrive found Phoenix that evening, in the living room yelling at Rooster who was sitting down on the couch.
She had a rolled-up newspaper in her hand and was waving it around as she talked in exacerbation. “You absolute dumbass. Why the fuck didn’t you read me in?”
“I thought it be-” Rooster started to respond before he got wacked on the head with the newspaper.
“It was a fucking rhetorical question Bradshaw,” she snapped at him not noticing the 4 newcomers that lingered in the doorway. Hangman stood at the front of the group in the doorway, Fanboy next to him along with Coyote and Fritz. Iceman and Maverick were silently working on prepping dinner in the kitchen so everyonce in a while some clinking could be heard.
“How the fuck was I suppose to know it was-” Rooster replied before getting cut off by the newspaper hitting him again, “What the fuck Nat stop it.”
Phoenix’s nostrils flared in anger and her glare narrowed in on Rooster again, “No. Because you started a crazy-minded scheme without reading me in!”
“I didn’t want you to torpedo it before we could even try it!” Rooster argued back ducking to the right to dodge the newspaper, “I had to do something!”
“You know the second a woman puts her name on one of those papers claiming harassment it can derail her career! My career! You should have fucking let it go just like you did last time!” she snapped back at him. Phoenix though had known Rooster for too long, so the slight flinching of his face automatically set her off. “You didn’t do anything last time right Bradley? You told me you didn’t do anything and he just got transferred randomly.”
“Natasha. I-”
“You fucking bastard!” she screamed moving to launch herself at him, before she could though Hangman swooped in and picked her up, throwing her over his shoulder.
“Ok, that's enough,” he stated looking at Rooster while Natasha pounded on his back in anger and kneed him in the gut basically.
“Put me down Seresin! Or I swear to god I’m going to kill you!” she yelled from his shoulder.
“If you sit your ass down and listen to what we have to say then I will. Just no attacking my boyfriend please.”
Phoenix let out a huff in response, “Fine.”
And Hangman put her down.
Phoenix whacked him once on the shoulder with the newspaper before throwing it down onto the coffee table and sitting down on the edge of the couch, glaring at the two wingmen. She sat silently fuming there until the rest of the squad came in, taking seats around the living room.
Rooster sat on the opposite end of the sectional with Hangman next to him. Bob sat next to Natasha while Fritz, Payback, and Fanboy took the space between them. Megan had taken the recliner, none of the squad wanting to argue with the 7 months pregnant doctor of astrophysics. Halo stood next to the recliner, leaning slightly on the armrest while Omaha stood behind it. Harvard, Yale, and Coyote took varying positions behind the couch, both standing and having pulled barstools from the kitchen.
Maverick and Iceman took a speaking position in the front of the tv, Mav off to the side by Rooster so that Ice could explain the situation first.
“You are going to give us dinner right? You invited us here for Dinner,” Fritz asked looking at Maverick before flicking his gaze towards Phoenix and Rooster uncomfortably.
“Yes,” Mav confirmed, “But we have to update you on some things before we do.”
“This have to do with the catfight Rooster and Phoenix are in?” Coyote asked.
“I’ve never seen them fight like this before,” Harvard added on.
“Because usually Rooster knows not to do things that piss me off,” Phoenix spat.
“That’s fucking rich Nat. I did what was right.”
“You did shit, Bradshaw.”
“Enough,” Ice commanded, causing all gazes to look towards the admiral. “Bradley told me you’d be okay with this.”
“Because it was necessary,” the pilot defended himself, “He can’t just be able to walk off.”
“You don’t get to pick my battles for me! You have no right!” Phoenix shouted back at him, moving to stand.
“Stop,” Bob stated, putting his hand on Phoenix’s chest and pushing her lightly back down onto the couch, “He wasn’t in the wrong for wanting to get justice for you Natasha. I know you don’t want your name on any papers but listen to the Admiral’s plan. Your name isn’t on anything right now.”
Phoenix looked at him then towards Rooster who was sitting silently, jaw clenched clearly wanting to add something but holding back on it. She let out a low breath before swallowing and nodding. And the tension of the argument was defused.
“Thank you, Bob,” Ice began before continuing, “We called you here because there’s some information that you all need to be updated on. As you’re all familiar a new Top Gun class started today. Maverick was already scheduled to teach it before we discovered who was in the class.”
“The bastard from the bar is one of the pilots,” Rooster interrupted causing sounds of disapproval and anger to spread among the group.
“That asshole is a fucking naval aviator?” Coyote answered, his eyes widened and face scrunched up in anger.
“That was my reaction!” Hangman responded.
“Continuing on. Lieutenant Lebruin, aka Packer, is currently at Top Gun. Normally with anyone else, we’d fill out the harassment papers anonymously through me. Anyone can go to a commanding officer and report anonymously. Almost always I can protect the squad or person from ramifications,” Ice explained. He noticed how Phoenix’s eyes flickered from him towards Rooster and then back to him. She’d just put the pieces together that Rooster had asked him to report that ensign anonymously through Ice and that’s why her name never appeared on any of the paperwork before.
“The issue here is Packer is the son of Admiral Lebruin, the commander of the Atlantic Fleet. I’ve been working on getting certain military personal I like stationed with the Dagger squadron, and some of those approvals have to go through Admiral Lebruin. If the paperwork was to be submitted right now Admiral Lebruin is the type to say it's us trying to get to him through his perfect son.”
Maverick scoffed at the words `Perfect son.’
“He would likely retaliate by trying to dismantle the squadron or restationing most of you if he could pull it. And he very much could. We’re in a position where we can’t piss off Lieutenant Lebruin to go crying to his dad about any of us. Which was why our original plan just had all of you teaching Top Gun so he knew who he messed with and was quickly put in his place via flying which couldn’t be called out as unfair.”
“So what happened then?” Fritz asked from his seat on the barstool, “It sounds like it was a good plan.”
“My little brother happened,” Payback answered before looking towards Ice and Mav for confirmation, “Right?”
“Yep,” Maverick confirmed.
“You have a brother?” Omaha questioned in curiosity.
“Ya, Levi, he’s 7 years younger than me,” Payback answered, “When my parents divorced I went with Dad and he went with mom. Last I heard from him he was in ROTC at his university and was planning to go for the SEAL path.
Harvard shifted slightly on his barstool, “So why is your little brother an issue here?”
“Because he’s Lebruin’s WSO,” Maverick replied for Payback, “And historically Packer has been very protective of Levi.”
“There’s been multiple notes in their files that anytime Poison been close to trouble the charges or incident is covered up or discussed behind closed doors. Most of these have Admiral Lebruin’s signature on them,” Ice explained, “So we can’t piss off Poison now as well which adds another thing we have to be mindful of in this plane.
“Why don’t we simply just throw Payback and Poison into a room and lock it and let them duel it out while we deal with lecturing Packer?” Halo suggested from her perch on the recliner’s armrest.
Yale’s gaze turned to the WSO, “Please tell me you’re gonna give better advice than that to your kid when you need to problem solve.”
“If she doesn't Omaha or I will give better saner advise,” Megan corrected to ease Yale’s worries. Omaha nodded in agreement from his place behind the recliner.
“The plan stays the same right now,” Maverick dictated, “You will all be guests on Hops while I teach. You will not solely focus on getting Packer and Poison out. I’m not saying you can’t get him out but we cannot make this look like discrimination. We get through this, he’s not top of the class, and Ice can ship him to some position that’s shit but looks fine to his dad. Alright?
Mumbles of confirmation and agreement were passed around.
“No pissing them off, Alright?” Iceman restarted his eyes narrowing and back straightening.
More solid answers of confirmation and agreement were sounded now.
“Great,” Maverick smiled, “Phoenix, Rooster, Outside. Now. You’re gonna talk this out while the rest of us get ready for dinner.”
“What!” “Come on!”
“No. No argument,” Ice insisted, “Outside. Now.”
The two walked out the door to the patio grumbling, Hangman wiggling his fingers in goodbye as they both passed and Harvard closing the door behind them and closing the blinds so they couldn’t look back and see the group or what was happening.
Phoenix moved to the porch’s steps down to the backyard and sat on the top one. Rooster stayed on the porch, rubbing the back of his neck in anxiety and looking back at the sliding glass door before sighing. He moved over to the steps and sat next to Phoenix who was looking to the side where the garden was.
“I’m sorry,” Rooster finally muttered.
“What was that?”
“You heard me Nat,” Rooster huffed in annoyance, “I’m sorry.”
“What are you sorry about Bradley?”
He ran his hand through his hair, “For going behind your back. Both on this and the last time.”
“Why’d you do it? You barely knew me that first time,” she asked. Her voice was low and shaky. She still didn’t look at him.
“Nat, It was nothing. I was just doing the right thin-”
“Don’t lie to me Rooster. Tell me the truth.” After so many years of friendship, she knew him too well. “You went to Iceman to get the papers for the Ensign done anonymously. During the period you were fighting with him and Maverick.”
He sighed in defeat. “You remember how that was the night after our first day of flight classes?” A hum was the answer of acknowledgment, “Our CO was an ass and kept singling you and Canvas out since you two were the only women. I was pissed and annoyed already at his blatant discrimination and I walked into the bar to see the ensign pinning you and saying you stole a spot that should have been his because of diversity quotient.”
“He deserved the punch you gave him,” Phoenix muttered.
“I’m not gonna disagree with that,” Rooster chuckled, “But you pulled me off him before I could do anything else, and then we both had to calm each other down outside the bar. That was the first time I felt like I had a place with someone since I left Ice and Mav.” he admitted.
“I wanted to do everything to keep that,” he added after a moment of pause, “I didn’t want you to have to deal with the ensign, and I couldn’t get rid of the CO but I could get him out of the way. So I called Ice. That was the only time I called him or Maverick in those years.”
“I don’t need you to protect me, Bradley.”
“No, you don’t. You’ve proved that to me time and time again. You’ve never needed me. But in the years I’ve known you, Natasha, you come back stronger, faster, and smarter every time someone is at your back to help,” Rooster answered. “After the crash and the fire, I thought you wouldn’t fly again. I wouldn’t say that to your face at the time or until now, but I promised myself I would make sure you’d have anything you need if you wanted to stay in or get out.”
“What would you have done?”
“Well if you wanted in I would have called Ice again. Get you to work with him in his office or find a different position. You wanted out? I would have called Ice to get you out and then send you towards Penny, she’d purchased the Hard Deck by then and I thought it be a good stepping stone to civilian life,” he explained leaning back and putting his hands behind him to hold his weight as he looked up at the sky above.
“You would have done that for me?”
“Of course. You’re my best friend Nat. My rock, my sanity half the time, and my sister. I’d do anything you need.”
Natasha shifted and looked at Bradley. Her face didn’t show any emotion off the bat. She wasn’t pissed which was good in Rooster’s opinion but he couldn’t rule it out that she wouldn’t hit him.
“You have to promise to talk to me before you do any shit like this again,” she stated simply locking eyes with him. “You brought others into this before you informed me. I deserve to be first.”
Rooster nodded, “You’re right. I should have told you I was going to Ice, both times. I promise not to make any moves like this without talking to you.”
Phoenix looked satisfied by that and moved to stand, leaving Rooster to scramble up after her.
“You’re a good friend, a good brother Bradley,” she mumbled before surging forward to hug him tightly, “Thank you for looking out for me.”
He hesitated for a second before he hugged her back, his chin resting on the top of her head as they held each other, “Anytime Nix. We’re not just the two of us anymore. You have Hangman and Bob now, along with the entire squad and two legendary high-ranking adoptive dads.”
She snorted slightly at that, “They probably like me more than you.”
Bradley laughed as they pulled apart and slowly stepped towards the sliding door, “Oh no doubt about that. You’re the easy kid. Don’t have to lecture you like they do me, the troublemaker.”
She laughed too and slid open the door.
“The prodigal children return! Figure out your argument yet?” Fritz yelled from the kitchen island, moving some freshly toasted bread into the bread basket.
“Thought it end with a black eye for Rooster,” Halo commented, still on the armrest of the recliner having been talking with Megan and Omaha.
“Rude! No faith in me,” Rooster dramatically responded.
Hangman laughed walking up to the two and squeezing between them so he was sandwiched and threw an arm over both their shoulders, “Now come on, apparently Pops made Lasagna.”
Class of 86’ + Hondo
7:23 pm
Slider: How’d first day of the plan go Admiral?
Mav: Nearly exploded in our faces.
Chipper: What did I say? It was either gonna be the best plan in
history or fucking explode.
Sundown: What happened?
Hondo: Lebruin Jr’s WSO is Payback’s estranged brother.
Hollywood: Oh fuckin shit.
Ice: It was not a pleasant surprise.
Ice: But the rest of the team has been read in now on the plan. The
first Hops are tomorrow.
Wolfman: Good.
Mav: We’ll message later, we’re having Dinner with the team right
now and Bradley is glaring at me and Ice to put our phones down.
Merlin: Probably think Ice and Mav are sexting at the table.
Chipper: How many times did they do that with us. I’ve lost track.
Mav: Haha very funny.
Hondo: You two do it more often then is comfortable.
Sundown: Oh I also wanted to mention I got my approval today so
I’m flying back to the states and should be back at Topgun end of
week maybe.
Mav: what is this?
Wolfman: Come on Mav, just cause we accused you of sexting
doesn't mean you can pretend like you forgot.
Chipper: You actually bet me Sundown damn. No flying without
me. I’ll be out probably next week or the week after as well.
Hollywood: Lucky asses actually got your orders and restationing
through while the rest of us have to wait for Lebruin to not be
pissed to be moved to Topgun.
Mav: Topgun?
Merlin: Come on Mav, its not a funny joke.
Ice: Bradley give your dad his phone back and forget what you’ve
seen.
Mav: You’re trying to get the uncle squad back together!
Slider: What what.
Sundown: Bradley did you steal Mav’s phone? How are you
keeping it away from him?
Mav: He hasn’t notice yet? Plus if he does I’ll just stand up and
hold it over him.
Mav: But you’re the moving parts Ice was stating about! That's
why Wolfman is already here
Ice: Shut your lips kid.
Mav: Nope.
Slider: Run baby goose run.
Merlin: Mav is gonna shave your stache if he finds this out.
Hollywood: We all warned Mav not to raise Bradley as a mini him.
Mav: Who are all you?
Ice: Did you just grab the Phone from Bradley Hangman?
Mav: maybe, maybe not.
Chipper: Wait this is Baby Goose’s Boy? The miniature you?
Mav: ah Top Gun Uncle chat I see.
Slider: Hangman.
Mav: Slider.
Merlin: Ah great a pissing contest. Just pass the phone to
someone else.
Mav: Hey Uncle Leo
Wolfman: Heya Robbie.
Ice: Remind me why I agreed to take in 11 naval aviators.
Slider: Cause you love your husband.
Ice: Debatable.
Hondo: You also liked the kids.
Mav: Aw you actually like us, Admiral? -Phoenix.
Chipper: Phoenix, don’t let Lebruin Jr fuck you up. You’ll fuck him
up in the air we know it.
Mav: Thank you I think?
Ice: Phoenix please don’t pass the phone anymore and just put it
on the table.
Mav: Oh I was thinking of passing it to Megan. Figured all you old
timers would like to talk to her.
Slider: Old timers!
Sundown: Is this the Megan Bassett?
Merlin: Oh yes please pass it to her.
Ice: I fucking hate you all.
“Welcome to your first day of hops,” Wolfman welcomed the current Top Gun Class all standing at the end of the taxiway, their planes lined up behind Wolfman. Next to him stood Hondo who was looking over them all.
“Today you will be flying in teams of two. One single and one double. You’ll be going up against the instructors set up in the same number,” he explained, “As you know your instructors on Hops are members of the Dagger squadron that are going to be rotating through. We have two sets of singles and doubles set up to switch off today.”
Phoenix walked out from inside the building at this time, leading the group who would be flying hops today. Bob was in step with her, matching her strides and managing to follow her pace with ease. Behind her were Omaha and Halo along with Fritz and Coyote. They’d be the flight instructors for today. It had been decided that for the first hop Payback and Hangman should stay away so no fights accidentally broke out. The rest of the squadron was hiding in the Rec room carefully listening to the radio.
“Today’s hop leader will be Phoenix, she will be deciding who flies, who doesn’t, and who against,” Hondo added as the group of Daggers came to the front, helmets under arms and flight suits on. “The floor is yours Phoenix.”
She smiled thanks at Hondo and then looked over the group. The group of 18 was staring back at her with various degrees of interest. Packer though was looking towards her but clearly over her shoulder. Poison had his eyes on her though.
“Good Morning,” she greeted eyes moving from aviator to aviator, “You all heard Maverick’s speech yesterday. The race to the plaque begins today. Both on the ground and in the sky.”
She pulled her helmet out from under her arm and set it on her head, “You are aviators, the best of the best, but as everyone on Dagger squadron can tell you, there's always someone better. And let me tell you we are better. Today isn’t about winning and beating us. It's about surviving for long enough. You survive long enough and help may reach you in time.”
“And learn this quick, you fly alone? You fight alone?” she started her eyes fixating on Packer, “You will be killed and quick. You fight with a team? A squadron? With someone who has your back?” her eyes flicked past Packer where Rooster was leaning against the door to the building his eyes meeting hers. Hangman standing next to him, a cocky smile on his face watching her speech. This was her team, her squadron, her backup, her family.
“You will last longer than you could ever imagine. The flight order is posted on the corkboard in the hallway. We’ll see you up in the air. Dismissed.”
She turned away from the group and started walking toward her plane.
“Good speech,” Bob smiled at her, his eyes fixated on her.
“Let’s live up to it and kickass then babe,” she grinned back at him.
Mitchell
9:32 am
Ice : How’d first day of Hops go?
Mav: We got a few frontrunners for the plaque already.
Ice: And Lebruin?
Mav: Omaha and Halo got him out with Coyote within seconds of
starting the exercise. I have no clue how he made it to Top Gun
with the skills he showed today.
Ice: Trading on his dad’s name likely. Why Omaha and Halo?
Mav: Phoenix wanted someone not connected yet to get him out
first. But that was probably the most out of control I’ve seen
Omaha to coming. He was actually listening to Halo’s insane
suggestions.
Ice: Probably wanted to get the kid out of the sky quickly as
possible.
Mav: My thoughts exactly.
Ice: The kids good?
Mav: Ya they’re going to the Hard Deck tonight for some pool.
Phoenix laughed at Hangman’s description of the events he’d woken up to this morning. They’d crashed at Mav and Ice’s house for the night after dinner in the guest room and when Hangman had woken up this morning Rooster and Maverick were brawling in the kitchen as the older pilot threatened to shave his godson’s mustache.
“It was insane Phoenix,” he stated as they got out of the car. She and Bob had gotten a lift to the Hard Deck with Rooster and Hangman. They were some of the last to arrive out of the group past Megan and Halo, so everyone else was already inside. Harvard had already texted confirmation that he’d grabbed the pool table. “They were literally just rolling on the floor and Mav actually had a razor in hand while they did it. Ice just stood over them drinking his coffee like it was a daily occurrence.”
Rooster shrugged as if it wasn’t that big a deal, “We use to do it a lot more when I was in High school and the same size as Mav,” he answered as if that was a fully valid explanation.
“You two are insane,” Bob joked shaking his head in amusement.
Phoenix laughed at the couple and her boyfriend before noticing movement out of the corner of her eye towards the end of the parking lot. She quickly glanced at her phone as if she’d gotten a text.
“You guy’s head on in,” she stated, “My mom just texted me. Let me answer her and I’ll be right in.” Phoenix was a good liar by the way none of the boys were phased by her coverup.
“Sounds good,” Hangman answered already stepping up and into the bar. Rooster nodded and gave a small salute as he walked in.
“You want me to wait with you?” Bob asked.
“No, it’ll just be a few moments, I’ll see ya in there love,” she replied kissing him quickly before turning around to go to the end of the lot to ‘handle the situation.’ She waited until she saw him walk in before she acknowledged the other presence in the parking lot hiding from view behind one of the trucks in the lot.
“Lieutenant Lebruin,” she greeted looking at the top gun pilot, “What are you doing here?”
The brown-haired man leaned against the truck with way too much cockiness than he should have possessed after a day of getting beaten in flying, “I’m not exactly allowed in the bar anymore.”
“That doesn’t answer my question.”
“I wanted to apologize,” he started, and for a second Phoenix considered he may actually be sorry until he finished his statement with, “And ask your squadron to stop targeting me.”
“Targeting you?” she questioned. She kept her face neutral in its expression not wanting to reveal any of her cards to him.
“Ya. They barely gave me any chance to fly today in the Hops, they clearly have it out for me because of last week’s incident so I want you to call them off.”
“Packer. They took you down in what they were capable of. Which shows what you are capable of in the air as a reflection.”
He huffed and kicked himself off the car into a more straight standing position, “Listen I just want that plaque. I’m sorry about last week. What can I do to ask them to let up so I can get it? You have a location you want to be stationed at? I can put in a word and get you there.”
Phoenix tried not to huff in anger at his response. The kid was an asshole, “I am perfectly happy exactly where I am working under Admiral Kazansky,” she responded exaggerating the namedrop when she did it. “On top of that, I don’t decide alone who gets the plaque. That’s Maverick’s call.”
“Maverick is a lucky bastard who has a guardian angel that prevented him from retiring years ago. He has no actual skill.” God did that make her blood boil.
“I’d reconsider that stance by the time you fly with him,” was her answer, “But let me give you a piece of info I’ve realized.”
“What’s that?”
She looked over him before she let a sly smile sneak on her face, “I’ve read your file. Practically memorized it along with the others in your class. You’ve had a pretty clean history. Good flier, gets the job done, no accidents. You know what I’ve noticed as the difference between you and other pilots and WSOs in the class?”
“Just get on with it.”
“You’ve never been in an active dogfight. You’ve only flown missions I would call green, zero danger to the pilot or plane. Safeties. What makes your record perfect is that you’ve never been in a competition for your life while flying. And that makes you cocky. You’ve experienced no loss in your team, no injuries, no birdstrikes, and no ejections past the normal training ones. Maverick has probably noticed it already too. You want that plaque? Learn how to fight in the air and quickly. Or say goodbye to that plaque.”
She could see the fury shoot up in his face as her words sank in and could tell he was trying to restrain himself.
“And I’d remind you. You may have the Atlantic Fleet Commander at your back. I have the Pacific one at mine. Everything I’ve done, that my squadron has done, has been by the book and will continue to be. Your father would agree with that if he looked at the files. I wouldn’t try to test it. After all, I am one of the 12 best fighter pilots in the navy. My history is pristine and clear. Trying to say I am discriminating based on an event that Penny has on camera where you clearly slapped a commanding officer? How would that look?"
Before he could respond though he was interrupted.
“Natasha?” came a voice from behind her and causing her to turn her head. Megan was standing behind her car, hand on her belly and Halo next to her, her eyes narrowing in on Packer. “Do you need anything?”
“No,” she answered looking at Packer. The color had drained out of his face so he clearly recognized Megan, “We were just finished here,” she stated before stepping over to Megan. “Now how’s my goddaughter doing?”
Megan smiled a bit shakily, taking Phoenix’s hand in hers and putting it on her stomach, “Kicking up a storm like usual. Too much like her mothers to sit still.”
Halo silently come over on Megan’s other side eyes flicking back over to Packer before the three of them began their walk towards the Hard Deck’s entrance.
“Well, that makes sense. Both her moms like to make things go supersonic basically,” Phoenix joked.
She didn’t look behind her as they entered the bar. She didn’t need to. She had enough faith that Packer understood exactly where they were. Neither would affect the other’s performance. Packer was on his own to prove his worth.
So she smiled as they approached the pool table and felt right at home as the boys bickered and Bob put an arm around her waist and pulled her close to him. This was home. This was family.
Chapter 13: In Case of Emergency
Summary:
Blood in the water + Yale details
Notes:
I finally got a beta reader so want to thank @so_i_wrotesomething for editing this and being a sounding board for my ideas!
Sorry for the angst this chapter but the next one is gonna be more fun!
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
“We have to stop him,” Harvard mumbled to Coyote who was sitting next to him. Their eyes were fixated on Yale who was trying to beat Fanboy and Fritz at Mario Kart. Coyote shook his head in disapproval. Fanboy and Fritz had a continuing Mario Cart battle over who was better since the last time they’d all gotten together at Hangman’s. It was a pretty even 50/50 split between the two of them but Yale thought he had the skills to compete.
It was finally the weekend after a week of rotating teaching duties between the entire squad. There were still 7 more weeks of class to go with the group but so far they’d managed it. Anytime it seemed like Packer was going to make a snarky comment or try and put one of the Daggers down Phoenix would appear from nowhere and start a staredown with the male pilot. Every single time Phoenix had won.
Payback and his brother had still yet to acknowledge each other, neither engaging with each other unless it was Payback and Fanboy shooting them down in a Hop. Money had started training hands secretly out of fear Payback would find out about the bets. Hangman had 20 dollars on they would brawl it out on the tarmac at some point before making up or coming to a civil level.
But it was still a win there hadn’t been a fight. To celebrate they’d all gotten together at Hangman’s house to relax and kick back and go to the beach maybe when the tide receded a bit. With all the money he’d spent on the house though it was no surprise that it did have a pool in the back. So they’d open the doors from the living room into the backyard and half of them were inside and the other half out.
“Found it!” Hangman yelled as he came up out of the basement, a volleyball in hand. He’d bought a volleyball net for the pool and they’d just finished setting it up so they could play a game. “Fucking told you I wouldn’t buy a net without getting a ball or two.”
Rooster shrugged from his place sitting on one of the 4 lounge chairs that were laid by the pool. He had his shirt off and Phoenix was sitting on the chair behind him squirting sunscreen into her hand to apply to her shoulders. She was wearing an athletic-style bikini that allowed her scars to show. It was a clear sign of her comfortability around the squad to not cover them.
“We doing 6 v 6 like a normal game or different starting number?” Rooster asked, pushing his aviators up his nose as they’d slipped downward a bit.
“I’m in,” Halo stated from her place on the edge of the pool, her feet already in the water. She was leaning back against the lounge chair that Megan sat in reading a book.
“I don’t think we’re getting Fritz, Fanboy, or Yale out of that Mario game,” Coyote commented, glancing out to the patio from his place inside.
“So 2 teams of 4 and one other person sits out,” Hangman suggested tossing the volleyball into the pool before walking over to the side to pull off his own shirt.
Bob raised his hand, “I’ll sit out. I’m going to take a note from Megan and read. I’ve been meaning to finish this book.”
Phoenix snorted lightly and leaned towards Rooster, “If he spends more than 6 days on a book he grows antsy until he finishes it.”
“You chose to date a nerd that reads nonfiction books about recent scientific discoveries,” Rooster answered back to her as he finished putting the sunscreen on.
“He’s a cute nerd, plus you decided to date a rich cowboy. There's a lot of material there to work with,” she joked back before standing up satisfied with her sunscreen application, “Harvard, Payback, Coyote you’re with me.”
Payback scoffed aloud, “You can’t just pick teams like that!”
“Nah it makes sense. It balances height with Rooster and Hangman on your side,” Omaha commented.
The team gathered so the game could begin quickly, with Hangman cannonballing into the pool causing Bob to let out a small noise of annoyance when water drops landed on the page of his book. Phoenix laughed at her boyfriend, giving him a quick kiss on the cheek before she jumped into the pool, not carrying if her hair got wet.
“You better be good at Volleyball,” Halo muttered towards Rooster and Hangman as she ducked under the net to come to their side.
Rooster grinned, "I grew up playing beach volleyball with my uncles,” he responded as he tossed the ball up and down in his hand
“Are we about to get our asses handed to us because the man had Top Gun pilots for uncles?” Harvard groaned.
“Most likely if none of you have experience,” Phoenix answered honestly. She’d played volleyball with Rooster before and knew it wouldn’t be an easy game.
And the game began, water splashing everywhere as they jumped towards the ball. They were yelling and laughing and shouting at each other to move or call the ball.
“If you’re gonna fucking jump towards the ball call it!” Halo yelled at Omaha after they had banged into each other both trying to go for the ball. They’d ended up missing because of the crash though.
“I did!” he argued back, “You just didn’t hear it.”
“Argue later!” Rooster yelled as he spiked the ball back over the net right at Payback who moved to hit it.
The game went back and forth for a bit as they volleyed the ball back and forth. Phoenix’s dictation of teams was pretty well done based on how evenly matched the teams were.
They’d been playing for 45 minutes by the point when the incident happened.
Coyote had hit the ball up over the net but it was aimed towards the side. Hangman had been covering the left side of the pool, moving for shots that would have landed right on the edge of the pool. So when the ball started coming down towards the side he automatically moved towards it.
“I got it,” he called, jumping to the side, his arms going out to grab it. The depth had been misjudged because the ball landed on the poolside tile, and Hangman’s head hit the pool’s side with a heavy thunk and he went slack.
“Fuck, Jake!” Rooster called, running over as quickly as he could. His eyes wide in fear as he grabbed his Boyfriend’s hand.
That caught the attention of the Mario kart game because it was quickly paused and Yale was jumping over the back of the couch to get to the patio quicker.
“Is he awake?” Yale called as he made his way around the pool to reach them on the other side away from the house.
Rooster had Hangman’s head in his hands, holding it up and out of the water, “No he’s not,” Rooster choked out. There was a cut on the upper part of Hangman’s forehead and he was bleeding from it, blood running down the side of his face and dripping into the water.
Yale’s eyes narrowed and something shifted in his posture as he took on a role none of the team other than Harvard had seen before.
“Bob call 911, tell them we’ve got a traumatic brain injury likely on a patient with a history of concussions,” Yale commanded before looking back to Rooster, “We need to get him out of the water without agitating his neck. If he hit it right he may have done something to his spine and we want to avoid paralysis.”
“Let me help,” Coyote offered having made his way under the neck to where they were lingering around Hangman.
Yale nodded and directed the group in slowly lifting Hangman out of the water without moving his neck too much. The second he was on the tile Yale started to move, checking Hangman’s pulse and breathing to make sure both are there and regular.
He continued to stay next to Hangman, keeping his hand on the pulse on the inner wrist while they waited.
Bob let the paramedics in and led them back to the patio.
“What happened?” they asked as they opened their bag and kneeled down next to Hangman. Phoenix had to pull Rooster back so they’d have room to work.
“Potential brain injury,” Yale answered pulling his hands back and away, “Lost consciousness after impact. He has a history of concussions and I’m worried he has a skull fracture with the bleeding and way he hit his head. We need to take him to Balboa.”
The lead paramedic nodded at Yale’s words, clearly not thrown off by the explanation. They then moved to get the board under Hangman’s body.
“We can take two of you with us,” the paramedic told them as they moved Hangman towards the ambulance out front.
“We’ll come,” Yale dictated pointing to him and Rooster. Phoenix, god bless her, had already moved the pilot to put on his sandals and shirt. He then turned to Harvard, “Text my sister and father we’re on our way to Balboa.”
“I’ve got you covered,” Harvard answered already moving to grab his own phone to send off the messages.
He nodded a thank you and followed the paramedics out to the ambulance, Rooster trailing after him with Phoenix to steady him till they got to the ambulance.
“I’ll be right behind you Bradley,” she was telling him to mentally stabilize him, “Bob and I will be right behind you along with the others I promise.”
Rooster didn’t speak but squeezed Phoenix’s hand in thanks before climbing up into the ambulance.
She then looked to Yale, “Watch out for him?”
“I’ll watch out for them both,” he answered truthfully, “When you come you’ll watch Rooster.”
He didn’t look to see if she liked his answer before the doors were closed and they were racing off towards Balboa.
Phoenix turned back to the house sprinting in to grab her stuff so they could head to the hospital. Bob was already standing, book closed, and grabbing her stuff to hand to her.
“I’m coming with you,” Harvard stated as he pulled on his own shirt. The way he said it left no room for argument so Phoenix nodded as she pulled on her shorts, not caring if they got wet.
“We’ll be behind you in a few,” Payback stated, “We’ll lock up and meet you there in a bit.”
“Thank you Payback,” she told him before moving towards her bag that was leaning against the entrance way and she quickly picked it up. She quickly threw Rooster’s own keys and phone along with Hangman’s shirt, keys, and phone into it before she opened the front door. Bob was right behind her with Harvard and they quickly piled into Bob’s Wrangler.
The moment they hit the road Bob spoke, “You grabbed Rooster’s phone, right? We have to call Maverick since he can’t.”
Phoenix cursed under her breath and quickly pulled out her phone once more before scrolling to Maverick’s number in her phone and pressing call. It took a few rings but he finally picked up.
“Hey Phoenix what’s going on?” Maverick’s voice came through the phone.
“I’m here with Bob and Harvard so I’m gonna put you on speaker. That ok?”
“Ya of course.” The sound of mumbling could be heard in the background along with Maverick shushing them.
Phoenix pulled the phone away from her ear and put it on speaker holding it in the middle so Harvard in the back could speak into it as well. Bob had put the roof on the Wrangler the previous week so luckily the sound of the wind wasn’t preventing them from doing this and being able to hear Mav.
“We’re headed to the hospital right now.”
“WHAT?” Mav’s startled voice came out so loud and suddenly Phoenix nearly dropped her phone from the shock. “Are you ok? What happened? Who got hurt?”
“Hangman banged his head on the side of the pool while we were playing Volleyball. Bradley and Yale went to the hospital in the ambulance with him,” Phoenix explained, “Hangman was out cold when they took him.”
Mav’s voice pulled back from the phone as he yelled towards whoever he was with, “Ice We’re going to the hospital!” he called before directing his attention back onto Phoenix and the call, “Balboa?”
“Ya, we’re on our way there now and the others will be behind us soon,” Phoenix answered.
“Ice and I will be there in 20 maximum,” Maverick told her, “See you soon Phoenix,” he added before hanging up.
“I just got a text back from Yale’s sister,” Harvard stated from the backseat putting his phone down, “They got to the hospital now.”
“How does she know?” Phoenix asked in confusion. Yale wasn’t very talkative about his family with the squad. She knew he had a sister and that his mother had passed a few years ago when they’d been stationed together. But she didn’t know they were in San Diego.
“Both Yale’s sister and father work at Balboa as doctors. His sister in the emergency room specifically,” Harvard answered, “His father is the chief of surgery there.
“I didn’t realize his family was in San Diego,” Bob commented glancing back at Harvard through the rearview mirror.
“Ya, both are naval doctors just like Yale.
Phoenix’s head whipped around to look at Harvard, “What?”
“Both are naval doctors just like Yale?”
“Yale’s a doc?”
Harvard looked thrown off a bit by her questioning, “Ya? He’s trained as a flight surgeon too. His callsign is Yale cause he did Med school there.”
“You can train as both a flight surgeon and aviator?” Bob asked.
“Ya. It’s rare but possible. Most who do it end up doing more research than combat flying. Yale fought tooth and nail to get into combat.”
Phoenix huffed a little and turned around to look back towards the front, pulling her phone out to send some messages, “That explains how and why he jumped into action so quickly with Hangman.”
“Also why we don’t have two medics,” Bob added, “We just have the one, I’m assuming Yale is listed as our second.”
Harvard nodded in confirmation, “Yep. Part of the reason we’re always last chosen for a mission even though he’s a great pilot. Want to protect the medic.”
North Island Daggers
2:57 pm
Coyote: We just locked up and heading over now.
Fanboy: Do you need us to stop for anything?
Phoenix: We should be good. We just got to the hospital. I called
Maverick to update him.
Omaha: That was a smart idea.
Phoenix: He’s coming to the hospital as well with Iceman.
Rooster was in the waiting room of the hospital when they found him. He was hunched over, his right leg bouncing with anxiety and shoulders on his knees as he used his hands to hold his head up. Yale was in front of him pacing back and forth a little as he continuously ran his hand through his hair.
The sight of Yale doing it though clearly annoyed Harvard cause he walked up to his pilot and grabbed his hand by the wrist, pulling it down in front of the space between them. He didn’t even pay attention to the clear look Phoenix flashed toward Bob as they walked past to sit with Rooster
“Stop doing that,” Harvard ordered locking eyes with Yale, “Last time you did that you complained for a month that you were losing hair.”
Yale let out a sigh and nodded in defeat which prompted Harvard to let go of his wrist, “Thanks Harvard.”
Harvard smiled, “Ya of course. Now, what did your sister say?”
“Karin took him back for scans like 15 minutes ago. Hangman woke up for a brief moment but was mumbling his words and vomited too before they kicked us out. I can’t stop running worse case scenarios,” Yale admitted, the last part low and under his breath as for Rooster not to hear it
Harvard patted Yale’s cheek with a little bit of force so that one would maybe call them light slaps, “You’ve been reviewing field surgeries with minimal supplies at night. Literally preparing for worse case scenarios,” he teased the other man lightly, “I know how your brain works. Just give it a little and it’ll calm down.”
“How do you survive me?”
“Literally no idea,” Harvard answered, “I think I just accepted it all after you woke up that night yelling genetic conditions like malignant hyperthermia.”
Yale let out a snort at the memory but before he could respond a woman in a white coat and black hair pulled into a regulation bun walked in causing Rooster to stand up automatically. That caught Yale’s attention as he looked over at the woman who was looking and walking toward them.
“Karin,” Harvard greeted smiling at the doctor, “How are you doing today? Looking beautiful as always.”
The doctor rolled her eyes, “It’s never a good day when my brother brings in one of his squadron. And if you want to appease me compliment my brain, Brigham,” she answered calling Harvard by his actual name.
“How’s Jake,” Rooster asked causing the doctor to fixate her eyes on him.
“Well Logan called it,” she started jolting her head towards her brother, “Seresin’s got a linear skull fracture. He’ll be fine but we have to keep him on concussion protocol due to his past history of them but he should be out in a few days.”
Thank gods were mumbled by both Bob and Phoenix.
“He’s getting moved to room 2357 so you can sit with him and I made sure to waive the visitor policy since I figured the entire squadron would show up,” Karin continued, “Otherwise if you don’t need me I’ll take my leave.”
“Thanks, Karin,” Yale muttered pulling his sister in for a hug.
She responded with a quick goodbye in Korean before turning around and making her way back to the ER.
“Mav’s outside so I’m going to grab him then go to the room,” Rooster stated. Phoenix had handed him his phone when they sat down.
“I’ll go with you,” Bob offered. Rooster nodded thanks and the two left to head to the parking lot.
“I’m gonna find the vending machine. I’ll get you pretzels,” Harvard promised before patting Yale on the shoulder and walking off.
“You knew Hangman had a history of concussions,” Phoenix mentioned once the other three had gone leaving the two of them in the waiting room.
“Ya?”
“How’d you know that?”
Yale took in a breath, “I have everyone on the team’s medical files and history memorized. Once we became official and Admiral Kazansky asked if I wanted the secondary medic position but could still fly I started memorizing everyone's.”
“How far back?” Phoenix asked.
“Everything listed. Like I know Fritz has broken exactly 3 bones. Halo is allergic to certain medications. Bob’s past surgeries. Your recovery with burns,” Yale explained.
“Thank you.”
“Why are you thanking me?”
“Because you didn’t have to memorize all that. You took the extra time to get to know our histories when it wasn’t a requirement.”
“It’s no big deal,” Yale commented trying to brush off the conversation.
“No. It is. You’ve been watching out for all of us when we didn’t even realize it. You didn’t have to memorize it all.”
“No, I did,” Yale admitted, “It’s not a big deal to have memorized it but I had to for myself. I can’t control the world. But I can know medical factors to help my family.”
North Island Daggers
8:28 pm
Hangman: Fucking finally got my phone.
Hangman: Thanks for all your fucking help Rooster.
Rooster: You’re literally not supposed to look at electronics.
Hangman: Sorry for wrecking the energy today guys.
Omaha: Why are you apologizing?
Payback: Bro no need for sorry.
Bob: No need for an apologies
Coyote: We’re just glad you’re ok.
Halo: get better then we’ll go out and drink and celebrate
Phoenix: And don’t worry about the house the rest of us will take
care of it.
Hangman: Just don't let Fritz cook.
Fritz: I’m not that bad.
Fanboy: you lit a kitchen towel on fire last time.
Fritz: You win some you lose some. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Notes:
Chapter 14 preview:
Mav- At least one of my WSO Pilot pairs aren't troublemakers.
Rooster- Ya sure about that?
Chapter 14: Complete Chaos
Summary:
And here Maverick thought someone in the squad had the single brain cell tonight.
He was right. He just didn't know it is used to break into a house.
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
“I would like to make a toast!” Hangman started, his shot of tequila lifted up into the air, one foot planted on top of a chair and the other on top of the table in front of him.
If it had been any other time in the Hard Deck he would have Penny yelling at him to get off the furniture. Luckily though, Rooster had convinced her into letting them earlier to celebrate as a group before the bar opened at 5. That convincing had equaled him promising to help Amelia with her homework or getting some of the Daggers to do so. With the 12 of them, they would likely be enough to cover it no matter the subject.
“Dramatic Ass what is the toast for!?” Coyote yelled back at him laughing, his own shot glass in hand and raised as he looked up to his friend.
“We have so much to celebrate my dear Javy,” Hangman started, his hand lowering as he spoke and stance wavering a little. Rooster was right below him, his own hand holding his shot an inch above the table next to them. He was clearly ready to move to catch Hangman if he fell based on the way he flinched and started to put his glass down when Hangman wavered. Hangman opened his mouth once more to continue but was cut off by Phoenix.
“Last Top Gun class was today so we get to say goodbye to Packer after graduation on Monday!” she cheered from where she sat perched on the pool table, her smile beaming.
“And we made it through without his daddy being able to restation any of us!” Halo chimed from her place leaning against the wall. She was carefully positioned so as to not knock any images off.
“Hear, Hear!” Harvard added in response. Yale was standing next to him, smiling as his WSO celebrated the soon sending off of Packer.
“Indeed! 8 weeks of that asshole are finished and I can finally drink again!” Hangman replied, hoisting his drink in the air once more, “To our still intact squadron! To surviving the storm together! Cheers!”
“Cheers!” Was shouted back from the group of 12 aviators as they all proceeded to take their shots of tequila. Bob simply used his water though as usual when it came to the group drinking. Glasses clinked as they were put back down on tables and other surfaces.
“Now our valiant Hangman has given his toast and welcomed himself back to the drinking world Bob and I must be off,” Phoenix admitted, hopping off the pool table and moving to put her shot glass on the bar to start a collection of dirty glasses.
“Booo,” Fritz protested from his position on top of one of the tables sitting cross-legged.
“You’re really gonna leave me with him in this mood?” Rooster groaned as Phoenix moved past him to reach Bob’s side.
“Hey!” Hangman yelled in fake offense at his boyfriend’s jab. He still took the hand Rooster offered him though to hop down from the high chair.
“Come on. Your goddaughter is due in the next 2 weeks and Megan said this is my last night out before being chained to a child for 18 years. You really gonna leave your honorary sister like this Nix?” Halo whined.
“Yes. Because you all messaged about this today when Bob and I already made plans. I warned you all we’d only be here for the toast then duck out before opening,” Phoenix reminded them all.
“Bob. Robert. Bob. Robbie, dude,” Payback began trying to swing Bob back to join them, “You really want to miss out tonight?”
Bob rolled his eyes at Payback’s pleading, “Sorry Payback, I had to spend over 2 weeks getting things ready for tonight and we are not letting it go to waste.”
“Just let them go,” Omaha suggested.
“Goddamn couples ruining group fun,” Harvard moped, dropping his forehead onto a table as Yale patted his back.
“What the hell are you doing that is more important than us?” Coyote protested.
“You’ll learn soon enough!” Phoenix answered as her and Bob exited the bar without another word.
“Would anyone be surprised if Phoenix just one day decided to burn everything down?” Fanboy sighed in defeat after they left.
“Nope.” “Not at all.” “Surprised she hasn’t done it already.”
“Darts then?” Payback asked before getting words of approval and agreement.
The team had been playing darts or pool, more alcohol getting into their systems as they laughed and joked. Fritz wandered off at some point with the excuse of “Florida things” before getting swallowed up in the crowd lost for the night. He was the disappearing type when drunk. Then Coyote started getting hit on by a girl so he ended up getting distracted too. Harvard and Yale just straight up disappeared to nowhere later on in the night as the bar got more and more crowded.
Eventually of the 6 aviators still left none were sober. Hangman’s tolerance had plummeted while he was off liquor since the accident so it was hitting him harder than normal. Payback was having more than he usually did too and Fanboy was attempting to match him which wasn’t the greatest of ideas probably. Halo was having fun knowing she wouldn’t get a chance like this for a bit or until Megan’s dad came out to watch the baby for a little while maybe. Rooster wasn’t completely uncontrolled drunk but he wasn’t safe enough to drive anymore. Omaha was the most sober of them all, having had only the shot and being currently on his second drink of the night.
“Let’s head back to the beach house,” Omaha suggested when he realized that if they stayed around the bar any longer he wouldn’t be able to wrangle them all up to get home. Without Bob to help or even Yale, Omaha was the last serious of the group standing and he was easily overpowered in any decision once the rest went any further.
“Probably a good idea,” Rooster mumbled. He was leaning heavily on the chair that Hangman sat on, “I think I’m a shot away from drunk texting Maverick, and that never goes well historically.”
Halo snorted, “Maybe for you. It’s always hilarious on my side,” she commented as she took another gulp of her drink, emptying the glass, “Ok now ready."
“Ya I’m ready,” Hangman slurred slightly, his eyes fixated in the direction of Rooster yet unfocused, “I would like to get this handsome man into my bed.”
“Fuck I forgot drunk Hangman was the horny type,” Fanboy groaned in disgust, covering his eyes with his hands. “Ya please, let’s leave before I have to have any more of this burned into my memory or drink it out.” He grabbed Payback’s arm to lead him out of the bar.
The other 4 followed, with Hangman’s arm around Rooster’s torso as they walked out. Halo brushed up against Omaha staggering as she walked and mumbling ABBA songs under her breath.
They’d made it to the end of the beach when a football landed in the sand at Payback’s feet. He bent over to pick it up and throw it back to whoever had lost the ball just to meet a familiar face.
“Levi,” he spat out at the sight of his brother. Behind him were 4 other pilots from the class that was supposed to graduate in a few days but luckily none of them were Packer.
“Reuben,” Poison greeted back bitterly, crossing his hands over his chest and puffing up in attempted intimidation. Payback had a good few inches on his brother so as he straightened up any attempt Poison was making was lost.
“What are you doing out here?”
“Playing Football, what does it look like, or is that illegal?” Poison spat back.
Payback’s grip on the football he still held tightened, “No, not illegal. Just annoying.”
That clearly agitated the WSO cause his nostrils flared in anger, “The fuck does that mean? I didn’t even do any shit to piss you off.”
“You decided to be Packer’s WSO is what pissed me off,” Payback snapped. Fanboy tried to grab the back of Payback’s shirt as he stepped forward towards his brother but couldn’t keep a grip in his state.
“Oh fuck you, Reuben. Thinking you’re all high and mighty since you’re part of the Dagger squadron and a pilot. What’s wrong with being a WSO?”
“I have no issue with being a WSO. I have a problem with you being Packer’s WSO.”
“And what’s wrong with Packer? He’s a good pilot and ya maybe we didn’t get our class’s Top Gun plaque like you did but at least he’s more of a brother to me then you. He’s actually been in my life for the past 6 years.”
“You cut me off!” Payback thundered.
Rooster stepped in front of Payback quickly, knowing that he was probably the only one who could physically try and hold back Payback.
“You stopped reaching out! Enjoy your new squadron family cause you clearly love them more than your own blood brother,” Poison fumed back, “Packer was right, Maverick’s sick in the head along with his husband and infected the rest of you into thinking you’re all high and mighty! The truth is Iceman and Maverick are idiots and deserved to be force to retire before they can let anyone else turn out like them!”
“Oh, you bastard!” Payback yelled and launched himself at Poison. Rooster was clearly not as fast as he usually was cause he couldn’t stop Payback. So the two brothers went sprawling onto the sand, football thrown into the air as they brawled.
“You’re the bastard!”
“Come on Payback, leave the wimp alone,” Halo remarked, leaning on Omaha as a weight now.
“What did you just call our friend Bitch?” asked one of the other aviators towards Halo.
And apparently, that fired something in Hangman, because he ended up punching the other man, “I’ve been waiting 8 weeks to do that.”
Rooster then ended up having to dodge a punch from one of the other guys in the group. Then Fanboy did as well before he threw a punch back
“Ya I threw out your old lego set when I went home, Reuben!”
“Fuck you! That was worth good money now!”
Omaha blinked for a second and Halo was no longer next to him but on the back of the last guy as he went in to throw a punch at Hangman.
“Get the fuck away from my friends,” she screamed.
“Halo!” Omaha cried in disbelief as he moved to grab his WSO off the other aviator’s back.
They had clearly made a scene because the sound of a police siren was what made all of them freeze and were welcomed by the sight of flashing blue and red lights pulled up.
“Shit.”
North Island Daggers
8:13 pm
Fritz: Penny kicked me out of the bar for the night.
Fritz: Cause I was apparently causing too much chaos by leading
the crowd in mosh pitting while singing.
Fritz: I think getting an entire bar to sing the entirety of Bohemian
Rhapsody is a miracle and awesome, not insanity and chaos.
Fritz: Either way
Fritz: Where’d the rest of you go?
Coyote: That was you leading the singing?
Coyote: And I’m still inside the Hard Deck flirting with this girl.
She’s pretty chill so I’m not heading out for a bit.
Harvard: Yale and I are currently getting lectured by Penny while
she calls Mav.
Phoenix: why are you getting lectured by Penny?
Harvard: Cause apparently the kitchen is not an appropriate place
to make out with your pilot and we may or may not have shattered
an entire case of beer.
Coyote: There’s so much to process in that sentence.
Coyote: One, when the fuck did you leave to start making out?
Coyote: Two, when the fuck did you two get together?
Coyote: Three, how did you get into the back of the bar and into
the kitchen?
Coyote: And four, were you making out on top of the beers?
Harvard: I plead the fifth.
Fritz: And I thought I got into the most trouble tonight.
Getting arrested was not fun, Rooster determined. He’d known this before after the first time but he always hated the reminder of it when he was getting put into lock up. With 6 of them on one side and Poison with his friends on the other, the entire cell was filled with tension which made it worse.
“Megan’s gonna kill me,” Halo cried into Omaha’s side. She was finally sobering up and the seriousness of the situation was beginning to sink in.
“Then you shouldn’t have jumped onto the guy’s back like a damn koala,” her pilot retorted, not giving her any sympathy for the lecture she was guaranteed to get from her pregnant wife when she found out.
“When are we gonna get out of here,” Fanboy groaned in annoyance and boredom. He looked to Payback who was sitting silently glaring across the cell at his brother, “Hey stop that.” he hissed, snapping his fingers in front of Payback’s eyes and breaking the staring contest that was going on.
“Whenever they give us our one phone call,” Hangman mumbled. His head was in Rooster’s lap and he was covering his eyes with his hands to block out the light. Bright lights still bothered him if he stared at them for a long time.
“Wait who the fuck are we gonna call to pick us up? None of us have our car and there’s 6 of us,” Fanboy gasped realizing they hadn’t planned anything when they got their phone call.
Slowly all eyes turned to Rooster.
“Fuck no. I’m not calling Maverick. He’ll kick my ass and ground me if he finds out about this,” Rooster stated definitely.
“We can’t call Bob or Phoenix even if I had their numbers memorized,” Omaha responded, “Phoenix rides a bike, and Bob’s Wrangler can’t fit all of us.”
“And that's assuming she doesn’t laugh her ass off at us and hang up,” Halo added, her voice muffled in Omaha’s shirt.
Hangman let out a hum of confirmation, “Ice does drive the 7-seater Cadillac,” he mentioned opening a slit in his hands to look up at his boyfriend.
Rooster groaned and run his hand down his face in annoyance, “Fucking logic.”
“Hello?”
“Hey, Mav….”
“Bradley? Whose number is it you’re calling from? I don’t recognize it. Thought I had the entire squad’s numbers by this point.”
“Not important, can Ice or you come to pick up Me, Hangman, Halo, Omaha, Fanboy, and Payback with the Cadillac? We’re still on the island but we need a ride.”
“Ya of course kiddo. It may be a minute. Ice can be there first but I have his car so you’ll have to wait for me if you all want a pickup. I’m at the Hard Deck right now getting Harvard and Yale.”
“What why?”
“Penny found them making out in the kitchen on a crate of beers which they then broke in shock of her walking in. So they’ve been lectured and slapped with a two-week ban and requirement to pay for the crates they broke.”
“Damn. But ya we’ll all need a ride.”
“Alright then where am I grabbing you from Kiddo?”
“The police station on the island.”
“.....”
“Mav?”
“I’m sorry I thought I misheard you. Did you mean to say the train station? And not the police station?”
“There’s no train station on the island Mav.”
“So I didn’t hear you wrong?”
“Nope.”
“YOU’RE IN JAIL?”
“Yep.”
“6 of you are in JAIL!?”
“Yes.”
“Bradley what the fuck did you do!?”
“Had a brawl on the beach.”
“I’m getting more questions out of this than answers damn it. A brawl on the beach?”
“Yes.”
“What the fuck kid? Alright, give me 15 minutes.
Mitchell
9:01 pm
Mav: I need you to meet me at the Police Station on the island.
Ice: What the fuck did you do.
Mav: I didn’t do shit for once.
Mav: Our kids did.
Ice: How many of them?
Mav: 6. Bradley, Jake, Neil, Reuben, Callie and Mickey.
Ice: Which one of them called?
Mav: Bradley.
Ice: Did he say what happened?
Mav: Brawl on the beach.
Ice: I have more questions now than answers.
Mav: That’s what I told him when I found out.
Ice: I’ll meet you at the station in 10.
Ice: And when they do shit like this, they’re your kids.
“This was the best idea you could have come up with to spend a date night,” Phoenix complimented Bob as she slipped off her shoes by the coat rack, picking up her bag from where she set it down. She quickly reached for the light and flicked it on so they could see and put the spare key to Maverick’s house she’d stolen off Rooster that morning in her bag to return later.
Bob smiled as he took off his own shoes, “I knew you’d enjoy it. I figure we’d start in the stairway. Put the photo of all of us getting our medals for the mission in the dining room since that’s where their accolades are and end in the living room with the mantel photos?”
“Good plan. You sure Mav and Ice are gonna be out for the rest of the night?”
“Iceman’s official schedule had dinner with his sister and Mav was supposed to join him at that, plus both cars are gone from the driveway but Mav’s bike is still there so he did take the second car,” Bob explained his reasoning as Phoenix opened her bag.
From the bag, she produced a stack of photos of the entire team collected from weeks of research. There were pictures from kindergarten to the academy for some, to even more recent photos in the pile of every single Dagger squadron member.
“You have the album to slip in whatever photos we pull out?”
Phoenix nodded and pulled the fresh, unopened, photo album from her tote bag.
She grinned, “With the Ivy League drama they won’t notice for a few days likely. Let’s do it.”
Maverick was tapping his foot in impatience as he waited outside the station for the 6 daggers to be realized and let out. Ice was standing next to him, frigid and living up to his callsign as they waited.
Harvard and Yale were in the backseat of the SUV Mav had driven over sitting in silence. Yale held Harvard’s hand in his and was tracing abstract shapes on the back of the other’s hand.
Maverick was glancing over at them every once in a while to make sure they weren’t going to defile his backseat. The second the clicking of the front door opening was made though his focus quickly shifted and he stood up from leaning against Ice’s car.
Out the front door watched the 6 offenders, all looking somewhere on the range of embarrassed and tired and coming out of a buzz. None of them dared to meet Ice’s or Mav’s eyes as they walked over to the car. Omaha was rubbing his eyes in tiredness and Halo had an armed wrapped around his, leaning on his shoulder. Payback was stretching the area by his clavicle and Fanboy next to him was kicking the round slightly. Rooster and Hangman were next to each other, their pinkies hooked together, Rooster looking at the ground in shame and Hangman being the only one that was looking up.
“Squad,” Mav greeted coldly, puffing up a little and crossing his arms over his chest as they came up.
“Sir.” “Mav…” “Evening” were a few of the responses muttered back at him. They still didn’t dare to meet his or Ice’s eyes.
“Mind explaining to me what exactly happened?”
“I got into a brawl with Levi,” Payback admitted kicking the ground.
“Why did you get into a fight with your brother?” Iceman questioned.
Payback mumbled his response.
“What was that?” Mav asked.
“He insulted both you and Maverick,” he answered Ice’s question finally
If any of them had been looking at Ice or Mav they would have seen the brief moment of their pissed-off looks breaking at those words. They knew the squad loved Maverick and Iceman like fathers but so far no action like this taken on his behalf had been done to the two’s knowledge. For Payback to admit what exactly the brawl had been about was a dagger in the heart showing just how much these kids loved and appreciated their adoptive fathers.
“We’re sorry Dad, sorry Pops,” Rooster mumbled, “We didn’t mean to get arrested.”
“You never intend to,” Mav snorted in response, “Alright fine, everyone in the cars. You’re all getting lectures when we get back to Hangman’s house about how to better respond to insults being thrown at Ice and me. Cause this definitely will not be the last time it happens.”
The group nodded and quickly climbed into the cars, Rooster climbing into Mav’s with Harvard and Yale. While Hangman got into the Cadillac with the other 4 and Ice. Mav was muttering under his breath as Rooster climbed in and he turned the ignition key.
“At least one of my WSO Pilot pairs didn’t cause trouble tonight.”
Mav and Ice didn’t realize anything had happened until the next day. They dropped the 8 aviators off at Hangman’s place to crash, given a brief lecture about insults then went home. They were both exhausted and went straight to bed.
Ice was already awake and in the kitchen making breakfast when Maverick woke up. Mav first noticed something was off when he thumped his way down the stairs, only realizing that the picture at the end of the stairs that had always been of Bradley turning one with cake on his face was different. It had been replaced with a photo of Fritz throwing a water balloon at Hangman and Phoenix, all three smiling and expressions wide.
Mav brushed it off thinking it was nothing and rounded the corner to head back to the kitchen. Then he saw a second new photo out of the corner of his eye before passing through the archway. It had been a photo of Bradley post a baseball game at UVA that they’d attend his freshmen year before the big fallout. It was now a picture of Halo and Megan at their wedding, both dressed in white in front of an officiant at the courthouse.
One unnoticed picture was just him missing Ice replacing photos. And it was possible for Ice to have the water balloon photo since Bradley had sent them both a copy in their group message chat a few months ago. Twice, with a photo that neither of them had, was a red flag that something was off.
And before he stepped into the kitchen he looked back around the entryway that had always been filled with photos and started making notes of new ones. Hangman graduating from the academy with Coyote. Yale’s white coat ceremony. Omaha as a teen playing water polo. Phoenix and Rooster in flight school. Bob doing competitive barrel racing. Harvard sailing on a boat much like Penny’s. Fritz holding up a large snake in front of him. Payback waving to the camera from his F-18 with Fanboy behind him.
“What the fuck.”
“Mav? What’s going on?” Ice’s voice came from the kitchen as plates clicking came with it.
“Ice?”
“Yes, Pete?”
“I think someone broke into our house and changed all our photos.”
The sound of movement in the kitchen stopped and Ice appeared in the archway to look at Mav. He was clearly doubtful of his husband’s words but the look of concern on his face dropped when he saw the photo Maverick was focused on.
It was one of the entire squad, at dinner one night at their house. They’d been all crowded around the dining table and Ice and Mav were at the back of the image at the head of the table arguing over something. Rooster had his head in his hands and Hangman had his head thrown back in laughter. Megan was locked in conversation with Fanboy as Payback looked at the two of them in complete confusion. Halo was engaged in conversation with Phoenix and Bob showing them something on her phone not visible to the camera. Omaha was trying to pass some beans to Coyote over the phone though. And at the front of the photo were Fritz, Harvard, and Yale all looking at the camera to take the selfie. They’d somehow managed to get the face of everyone in that photo.
“I didn’t put that there,” Ice admitted, confusion evident in his voice as he looked at it, “How the fuck did that get there?”
They only got their answer later when Mav finally went over to the living room to sit on the sectional and read some reports. On the coffee table was a navy blue photo album with a bow stuck on the top. He’d definitely never seen it before so he set his coffee and reports down and picked it up.
Stuck on the first page was a piece of notepaper from one of Ice’s own notepads. But the writing was clearly not his husband’s and next to it was a little flash drive.
Figured you’d like some photos of all your kids around the house. Also sorry for breaking in but to be fair we used Bradley’s key. -Phoenix and Bob
And suddenly the newly appeared photos in the hallway made some sense as Maverick looked at the photos in the album. It was filled with the photos that had been in the entryway before but there were more. Photos of Bradley he’d never seen during those years of silence. Pictures of him in flight school, growing out the mustache for the first time. Pieces of his son that he’d missed out on seeing forever held in these images before him.
The smile on Rooster's face as he flashed a thumbs up at the camera from his seat in the Bronco dressed in an old Hawaiian shirt. The little year scribbled in the corner marking him at the same age as when Goose died.
There were other images throughout the album. It was full of the squadron as kids, carefully labeled with sticky notes to identify that the baby on an older man’s set of shoulders was Omaha and not Harvard and such so Mav knew exactly who he was looking at. All his kids, captured through their lives and tucked carefully together in this album.
Mav couldn’t stop the tears that started to roll down his cheeks in his silent staring at the images. Tightness settled into his chest, his heartbeat pounding in his ears.
This was his team. His family. A year ago it was just him and Ice. He'd spent so much time with so few people close to him. It was a rotating door of love in his life. Goose and Carole were his first family after his mother's death. Bradley was a welcome addition and then Goose was gone with the blink of an eye. Ice came at a time he was at his lowest. And while they had the '86 class if they needed it, Mav always thought of it as the world against the last remaining Bradshaws and two closeted men in love in the Navy. After Carole's death, it was down to the three of them. And then Bradley was gone. For years it was just him and Ice, bouncing around the country or the world constantly barely ever together.
It had always been Mav's thing to keep people he loved close with images of them everywhere. And Ice had made it a game to swap out images every once in a while so it always seemed like they were in constant movement. It made Mav smile to see a picture of Goose and Carole that had existed in the living room be moved to the office like they were moving with him. But the lack of images of Bradley from after he turned 20 was a nail in Mav's heart because he knew his kid was still alive out and out there, and he couldn't have a piece of him past his official photo.
But Bradley was back. He was back with 11 other kids who all leaned on Mav and Ice for support and loved them. And two of them had picked up on how he showed love with images and memories. They'd picked up Ice's game somehow by accident. God.
He didn't have to think about it. He would protect these aviators until his dying breath. Even after to make sure they were ok as well and lived long happy lives. He knew this with his heart.
“Ice!” he called, his voice cracking with emotion, “Come see this! Phoenix and Bob left a photo album filled with pictures of the kids!”
North Island Daggers
9:01 am
Rooster: Can anyone explain why I just got a long phone call from
Mav crying about how much he loves us and how awkward I look
with half my mustache shaved?
Rooster: Cause I damn well know I hid that photo from him on
purpose.
Rooster: He’s also saying we were all so cute as kids?
Coyote: He’s got our baby photos?
Fanboy: I know him and Ice love photos but how did he get
photos of all of us?
Halo: he texted me saying that megan and i look beautiful in our
courthouse photo? i don’t know how he got it.
Omaha: He has a photo of my water polo days?
Payback: Did Kazansky pull some rank to get these photos?
Fritz: He’s asking me how big the snake I held was?
Yale: He’s asking if I have any more photos of my white coat
ceremony.
Harvard: He let me know Penny will probably let me use her
sailboat after I pay her back for the beers.
Hangman: What the hell is going on and where did he get these
photos from.
Phoenix: Your parents were pretty easy to convince to give up
baby photos.
Bob: Plus we knew Maverick would like it.
Rooster: You gave him the half shaved mustache photo!?!
Phoenix: Ya lol. Your fathers deserve all the photos I have of
you being an idiot.
Notes:
You finally got the jail story update I promised may happen!
It's a personal headcanon that Mav uses photos to keep those he loves close to him and I wanted to show that
Chapter 15 Preview:
Ice: If it were not for the laws of this land I would murder you. As a compromise, I'm instead gonna kick you out.
Chapter 15: Welcome Wagon
Summary:
Omaha knew too much about Halo that sometimes he swore that they could switch bodies and he would be able to completely pretend that he was her with no issue.
Notes:
A warning this chapter does deal with homophobia.
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
North Island Daggers
5:28 am
Omaha: Realize most of you are likely asleep but Megan is having
contractions so we’re heading to the hospital to meet with her
OBGYN. It’s likely going to take a while so don’t rush over. I’m
texting while Halo is driving
Yale: Oh ya I forgot you’ve been staying with them in La Jolla until
the baby came
Yale: But either way I’m up.
Omaha: Why are you up?
Yale: Been studying medical cases since 5 am. It’s just a normal
thing I do. But I’ll wake up Harvard and the rest of the guys in the
house. Hangman can call Rooster and get Phoenix and Bob up.
Omaha: I said there’s no need to rush. Don’t wake them up.
Omaha: Yale? Please don’t be waking them up.
Payback: Then you clearly weren’t paying attention when we
made our baby plan.
Omaha: Dammit. Why did you wake them up
Omaha: You made a baby plan?
Fritz: He probably missed it cause he wasn’t participating in all
the baby bets.
Payback: Ah yes.
Phoenix: Rooster’s house is all up. Bob was staying the night here
so he’s up with me.
Fanboy: You guys got the basket of supplies?
Bob: It’s been ready and packed for two weeks. We’re still bringing
the 3 cars we discussed right?
Hangman: Ya, we’ll have my Benz and Harvard’s Truck, along with
your Wrangler. That’ll give us plenty of space and those who want
to nap can sleep in the Benz.
Harvard: I’ve got my keys and ready to head out.
Coyote: I got my go bag.
Rooster: Message coffee orders. Our car will stop for coffee on the
way - that way there won’t be three of us stopping everywhere.
Phoenix: Don’t forget your prepped snacks I hid in the pantry last
week Hangman.
Hangman: just grabbed them. And Roo just get my normal coffee.
Rooster: got it.
Omaha: I’m so confused about what’s happening.
Payback: We’re gonna tailgate the labor in the parking lot Omaha.
Harvard: Minus alcohol of course because of the no open
containers law in Cali.
Fritz: We’ve been prepping for this since the night y’all got
arrested.
Fanboy: Let’s not bring that night up right now. But get me a
medium Vanilla latte.
Bob: Do you or Halo want any coffee Omaha?
Phoenix: Megan may kill Halo if she sees her wife having coffee
while she can't. I wouldn't risk it.
Omaha: Megan just visibly glared at Halo in warning when I
suggested it. So I’ll take a small black coffee for myself.
Yale: Alright Harvard and I are good to go. And a large Mocha. I
already had some coffee so I’ll sip off Harvards. Fritz you with us?
Fritz: Coming give me two seconds and I’ll be right down.
Hangman: Payback, Fanboy, Coyote I’m ready when you are. Just
putting the bags and chairs into the trunk.
Payback: Cappuccino for me.
Coyote: same as Payback.
Fritz: Surprise me
Rooster: K we’ll see you all in a bit. Meet ya up there Omaha.
Bob: Try and park towards the back of the lot so we’re not a bother
to the patients going in and out.
Payback: Got it and relayed to Hangman.
Phoenix: Omaha you better keep us updated about my goddaughter.
Omaha: She’s my goddaughter too Phoenix?
Omaha: But yes, I’ll keep you all updated.
The sun had already risen by the time Omaha shuffled out of the doors of the building and towards the back corner of the parking lot where the squadron had set everything up. They’d put blankets and pillows on the back of Payback’s truck so they had something comfortable to lean against. Hangman’s car was two spots to the left of the truck leaving an open space between the two cars. Bob had parked to the right of the truck but not left the open space as Hangman had.
In the open space, they had a folding table opened with chairs around it and scattered coffee mugs on top. Rooster was standing by the table, sipping his coffee lightly and looking at his boyfriend sweetly. Hangman had taken a seat in one of the chairs and had Phoenix on the ground in front of him with a blanket underneath her. His hands were tangled in her hair as he braided it in a meticulous fashion.
Bob was in the chair next to Hangman, a book propped open on his lab, eyes concentrated on it. Yale was at one of the chairs at the table, a thick textbook laid flat and open in front of him with a notepad on top of one side of the pages and a pen in between his teeth. Harvard was next to him, legs kicked up onto the table and phone in one hand and the other digging a chip out of the bag of Tostitos next to him.
Payback and Fanboy were seated at the table as well, a card game going on between them in silence. It was clearly Fanboy who was winning based on the way Payback’s face scrunched in disappointment and his lip twitched in annoyance. Fritz wasn’t around to be seen but Coyote was laying in the back of the truck bed, an eye mask over his eyes and limbs askew so he took up the entire bed.
Phoenix, having nothing in her hands to do as Hangman dutch braided her hair, waved her hand in greeting. “Hey Omaha,” she smiled before pointing towards the thermos that sat on the table. “Your coffee is right over there.”
“Thank you,” he muttered as he walked around the squadron all in their chairs, and picked up the cup. He took a sip of it, discovering that it was still hot.
“Bob had a clean thermos in his car so we figured we’d try and keep it hot for you since we didn’t know how long you’d be,” Hangman explained. He didn’t look up from his braiding though as he spoke. “You have that other hair tie?” he asked, to which Phoenix produced a hair tie over her right shoulder to give him.
“How’s Megan doing?” Harvard asked, setting his phone down to look at Omaha.
“She’s good. She’s started active labor the doctor was saying so it may be another 4-8 hours of waiting?” he explained unsure if he was right. From the way Yale nodded and didn’t correct him or look up from the textbook, he hadn’t been completely wrong.
“The miracle of birth I guess.” Fanboy muttered as he put down a card. It was quickly followed by a curse from Payback.
Rooster hummed and took a sip of his coffee again, “I texted Mav and Ice. They had to go in for a briefing or something like 30 minutes ago on base. They promised to head up after the meeting was done. Mav refused to be far away when, and I quote, ‘his first grandchild came around.’”
“Did Ice hit him over the head?” asked Phoenix.
“Nope. The thing is Ice loves babies more than Mav I think. Like Mav was apparently awkward with holding me when I was a baby,” Rooster explained, “Didn’t get used to it for like a week. Constantly afraid he’d drop me. Ice is a natural. When Sarah had her kids he was helping with everything.”
“You think Halo is going to make them honorary grandparents?” Bob asked as he flipped a page of his book. He was clearly paying partial attention to them.
Phoenix would have nodded if Hangman hadn’t just started on the other side to braid, causing her to tilt her chin up and head back, “Not just honorary. Halo is fully intending to ask them to be granddads.”
“So I know Megan’s dad is still around and that’s three granddads. What is the nugget gonna call each of them?” Payback brought up, holding his cards to his chest as Fanboy looked over his own.
“Fuck that’s a good point,” Harvard agreed before looking towards Rooster, “Got any ideas? They’re your dads.”
“You say that like you haven’t fully accepted their adoption of you too and put Ice as your emergency contact,” Rooster retorted, setting his now empty cup down.
“But you’ve known them the longest, Bradley,” Hangman answered him as he finished the second braid. “Alright done.”
“Thank you, Hangman,” Natasha stated, running her hands up back over the top of her head to feel the boxer braids he’d done as she stood up to take the chair next to Bob that was sitting empty.
“Ya of course. I love braiding hair and don’t get to do it as often with my sisters not around so anytime you want it just ask,” he told her before looking back over at Rooster, “What would Ice or Mav like to be called? What did they call their grandparents?”
“Ice’s grandparents were Russian immigrants, came over when his father was like 10. I remember him calling his grandfather Deba?”
“Well there’s Ice’s answer to his title,” Phoenix supported, adjusting herself so she had her legs slung over one side of the chair and her back leaning against the other. The ends of her hair brushed against the corner of Bob’s book but he didn’t seem annoyed by it.
“Pop-Pop for Mav?” Fanboy suggested.
Rooster shook his head in disapproval, “No too close to Pops and that’s Ice in my fixed mentality.”
“Aren’t Megan and her father german?” Bob asked finally looking up from his book at the group, “The kid will call Megan’s dad Opa, Ice Deba, and Mav will just be Grandpa.”
“Fuck. How’d we miss that?” Hangman questioned.
Callie Bassett
11:23 am
Halo: hey could you do me a favor?
Omaha: What do you need?
Halo: i forgot one of the hospital bags meg had me prepare.
Halo: its luckily in the back of the car. do you mind grabbing it
and bringing it in?
Omaha: Of course. I’ll go grab it right now. Wasn’t I right that you
should leave the keys with me?
Halo: ya ya. oh knowledgeable pilot of mine. you were right. i was
wrong. now would you please bring the bag?
Omaha: Do you want anything from out here?
Omaha: Fritz is asking if I want to bring you a Diet Coke or
something. He just woke up from sleeping in the back of
Hangman’s car.
Halo: a diet coke would be great. ill meet you in the lobby.
Halo: still can't believe they're tailgating this
Omaha: Perfect. Give me 10 minutes to grab it from the car then
walk in.
Bradshaw-Mitchel-Kazansky Clan
11:41 am
Mav: We’re about 15 minutes out. Where are you guys?
Bradley: We’re tailgating in the parking lot.
Mav: You’re what? -Ice (He's driving)
Bradley: We’ve got our cars here and chairs, table, snacks and
drinks and are waiting it out in the back of the parking lot.
Mav: Is that legal?
Bradley: Security did come around once but we explained what
was going on. Fritz pulled a fake “we all just came back from
deployment” card and convinced the security it was ok as long as
we didn’t have alcohol and stayed in our corner of the lot.
Mav: As long as it’s not causing trouble that’s good. -Ice
Bradley: Omaha is walking in right now to pass a diet coke to Halo
and pass her a bag she left in the car. You can meet him in the exit
of the parking garage and he can bring you back so you don’t get
lost.
Mav: Sounds good.
Grabbing the bag from the car was easy for Omaha to do. They’d only left the one in the car along with the car seat for whenever they were able to go home. It be a bit so they’d left the car seat in the back seat thinking everything else they’d need was in the trunk. Apparently, this bag that Halo needed had been left in the backseat too where it had been forgotten about.
Omaha had been staying with Megan and Halo for the last week in La Jolla because he wanted to help and be there. He’d originally planned to get a hotel close to their place but Halo had quickly shot that down.
“If you’re insisting to stay close to help whenever Megan goes into Labor you might as well be in the house with us dumbass,” Halo had told him. It hadn’t taken much more to convince him.
Halo had been such a fixture in his life for nearly 6 years that he would do anything for her. She was his sister and he didn’t have any living family around anymore. They became each other’s family while miles away from land on carriers. He’d been there when she told him that Megan and her were starting IVF. He hadn’t known they were married at the time, just thinking they’d been together for 8 years. He supported it. He poured over the sperm donor documents with Halo in the early hours of the morning before shifts. That way if she wanted to complain over specific donors he knew exactly who she was complaining about.
She’d been the one to reteach him Mandarin as they moved through their days and deployments as a way to get closer. He’d already had previous lessons in it from the academy but she helped him become fluent. She’d been the one he’d complained to about everything. He’d been the one she’d broken down with over missing her family even after being cut off from them for 10 years but still kept them on her health contact info in case they came back around and wanted to know if she was alive.
He knew everything there was to know about Callie Bassett he thought even as he continued to learn new things every day.
He knew she met Megan at a UC Berkeley party in her fourth year of college where she spilled her drink on the taller woman. He knew Halo could play the piano with talent just like Rooster if someone gave her classical sheet music. He knew she got the callsign Halo because there was a time after flight school when she accidentally cut power to all the lights in the room except for the one that shone right down on her.
He knew too much about Halo that sometimes he swore that they could switch bodies and he would be able to completely pretend that he was her with no issue.
So when he walked into the building, bag slung over his shoulder and looking for Halo he visibly flinched at the sight of faces he’d only seen in photos before. Halo still loved her family even after they’d disowned her. She would always pin the photo of the 4 of them up next to the one of her and Megan when they got a new bunk on the carrier.
That was Halo’s father and mother in the lobby at the nurse’s station. He tried not to stare as he made his way across the lobby to the elevators he knew Halo would be coming out from. Why were they here? It was a Sunday so they couldn’t be here for an appointment as all clinics were closed.
He’d been right with his estimate of the time it took to bring the bag though because as he reached the elevators one of them opened and Halo stepped out looking down at her phone. He had to keep her from seeing them. Last he’d heard they were in San Francisco according to Halo. How the hell were they in a hospital in San Diego?
He was too lost in his thought to pay attention to the first few words Halo said as she approached Omaha, “-too good to us. Really the best friend and pilot I could have asked for,” she was mumbling. Halo without coffee normally was a zombie. After the lack of sleep she got last night asking Megan what was wrong, she was far worse today than she usually was.
“Ya ya of course,” Omaha stated, brushing off the compliment awkwardly, sliding the bag off his shoulder and holding it out to her, “I tucked the diet coke in the side pocket,” he explained pointing to the silver can that was peeking out barely from the side.
“Thank god,” Halo breathed in relief, “I need the caffeine even if it’s a little bit.”
“You got to stay awake to see that daughter of yours Callie,” he teased. He hoped she wasn’t able to tell the tension in his voice that he was trying to hide. She’d always been able to read him, but in this sleep-deprived, anxiety-filled state, he may be able to get away with it.
“Yes I know Neil,” she teased back, rolling her eyes before slinging the back up over her shoulder, “Want to come up and quickly say hi to Megan?”
Omaha shook his head no. Though it would probably be the quickest way to get Halo out of this lobby he couldn’t. “She literally kicked me out for being too antsy earlier. Iceman and Maverick are arriving soon too so I’m supposed to meet them at the mouth of the parking garage,” he explained.
“Oh let me wait and say hi to them with you,” she responded, “I didn’t realize they were coming and I still need to ask them to be grandparents.” She adjusted the bag on her shoulder and hooked an arm through Omaha’s to turn him around and walk back towards the parking lot. “To be honest Megan basically kicked me out too and told me to take a 15-minute walk so this will fill it.”
Omaha prayed, and he never prayed, that the two at the desk didn’t notice them pass as Halo kept talking. Somehow his luck held because they were able to reach the parking lot without any incident.
“I swear if I’d let her bring her computer she would still be reviewing rocket blueprints while in labor,” Halo was complaining.
“You did marry a rocket scientist.”
“Ya, but I didn’t realize it meant this Omaha,” Halo groaned. It was clearly a light complaint, something to take her mind off the incoming responsibility of a child. “Literally working through bringing life into the world and still thinking of jet fuel.”
He opened his mouth to respond but before he could the sound of Mandarin echoed through the entrance and into the parking lot.
“I cannot believe the audacity of that woman to say we didn’t have a right to information about our own daughter,” the feminine voice complained. Their luck had run out apparently.
Halo’s eyes flicked with recognition and she turned to look towards the older couple that was making their way into the empty parking lot. And Omaha prayed that this would go smoothly but knowing what he’d heard about Halo’s conservative parents it likely wouldn’t.
“Mother?” Halo gasped as she looked at the woman. Her mother’s hair had more strands of white than when she’d last seen her. It was jarring to see the proud and strong woman who seemed invincible lose to the battle of aging and admit it, not dying her hair. “Father?” she questioned looking towards the man.
“Calliope!” her mother greeted sternly.
“ What are you doing here?” Halo asked, her eyes flickering back and forth between her parents as she changed to Mandarin.
The woman clicked her tongue in clear annoyance, “Your cousin Lily told us you were expecting a child. We came to meet our grandbaby. It is still our grandchild.”
“How are you in San Diego? How did you get to this hospital?”
“You still have us listed on your military contact list. They told us you were stationed here and an old friend of mine who works here informed us when you came in for visits before and this morning so we flew down,” her father explained as if that made any sense.
“I had hoped you’d finally given up the military and settled down with a husband when I heard,” her mother admitted, disappointment evident in her tone and use of words, “ Clearly only one of those things is true. Even if you’re doing a surrogate at least you’re finally building a family and realizing that the gay thing was a phase. Now introduce us to your husband.”
“This isn’t my husband,” Halo corrected her mother in straight English, her tone sharp and unwelcoming, “This is Omaha. He’s a pilot, he’s who I fly with.”
“Neil,” he introduced, sticking his hand out to shake. He didn’t like Halo’s parents. He probably never would after hearing the story of how Halo got thrown out at the end of high school when she tried to come out. How she went to the military because of the scholarship and guarantee to cover her degree. But he could be civil for as long as it took to get them out of her hair and off of hospital property.
“So you’re raising a child on your own? Why do you wear that ring then?” her father asked, “A kid can never have a full life with just one parent. I thought we raised you to know that.”
Omaha wanted to rip the other man’s face off at those words, his own single father in his mind as he worked tooth and nail to show him the world. He thought of Bradley with his mother and Mav. He thought of Megan with her father who had raised her alone since she was 12.
“I’m married,” Halo snapped back. She was clearly reaching the end of her rope too, “I am married to an amazing woman, who is in labor right now, giving birth to our child and I am not saying here longer to listen to you. You chose to kick me out!”
“Halo,” Omaha warned his hand on her right shoulder to hold her back and ground her.
She stopped and looked back over at Omaha. He could see the building of her tension, the look she always had on her face when she was about to cry.
Before any of them could say anything though a shout of “Halo! Omaha!” was called out, echoing through the structure. The two addressed turned their heads from looking at one another to looking at who was approaching.
Maverick was walking up towards him with Iceman right behind them. Maverick was in normal civilian clothes, the signature leather jacket on, but Ice was in his uniform, a clear marker that they’d come from the base because of Ice and not Maverick. Ice had a soft look on his face and Maverick was beaming with joy and energy somehow.
“Hey, Kiddos how is it-” Mav began as he got closer but froze when he noticed the serious look on both their faces and how close Halo was to crying. His eyes narrowed and he flicked a look to Halo’s parents then back to Halo.
“Sirs,” Omaha greeted, noticing how Maverick had started to sign at Halo quickly in silence asking if she was ok.
“Omaha, what’s going on here?” Ice asked, his voice croaky, an indicator it was a bad day for him to talk.
“We were just saying goodbye to these two and were waiting for you,” he answered, not caring to look back. He was trying to keep track of the sign conversation Mav and Halo were having out of the corner of his eye. The lessons that Halo and Fanboy had been giving the squadron had done its work but he was nowhere as fluent or comfortable in the language as he was with Mandarin. He was getting every few words with the speed the two were going at.
Halo was explaining to Mav that these were her parents, who weren’t invited here. Ice was clearly paying attention to the sign conversation too because he waved for both their focus before giving some directions. Once he had, though, Mav sprang into action.
“Come on Halo, let’s go in. I finally read that book that Megan’s been on my ass to read for like 4 months now,” Maverick spoke, slinging an arm over the WSO’s shoulder. It was a blatant lie to anyone who knew Mav, but it would get them out of this situation.
“Calliope! You can’t just walk off like that!” her mother scolded moving to grab her daughter’s arm but Omaha blocked her, letting Mav lead Halo into the hospital and away from them. “How dare you get involved in his conversation. You do not know our culture. It’s not your place.”
Omaha’s anger flared at that, “It is my place! I’ve been by her side as a friend for 5 years. You don’t get the right to come in after 10 and try to diminish her life choices. Ones she had to make because you didn’t like them.” he hissed back at the woman.
Omaha was a reserved person usually. He rarely got angry, he rarely spoke back, and he rarely showed his emotions on his sleeve. But for Halo, he was a completely different person. For Halo, he tried to be a better person.
He was going to rip into this woman and all her homophobia if it was the last thing he ever did.
“She left you ways to make sure she was ok and you used them to come back and remind her of everything you think is a mistake? You came back because you thought maybe she was back to what you envisioned to be the perfect daughter? Callie is perfect. She is amazing and strong, and smart and married to someone who matches her in every way. She is better than either of you.”
“You have no right to talk to us like that,” her father spat, “Who are you to tell us what we have done wrong?”
Omaha moved to respond but the firm placement of Ice’s hand on his shoulder stopped him. It was an unnatural thing to have the Admiral touch anyone. Kazansky was careful with his physical attention was the best way to describe it. He only touched someone if he was close to them. It was a show of love and comfort for him to do so. It was a sign of trust too because most of the time he needed his hands to talk. To use them to hold a hand, give a hug, or grip a shoulder was a silent reminder that he had faith you would understand him. With the dagger squad, he’d only ever been seen holding Mav’s hand or giving Rooster a hug regularly, but slowly he’d started to touch other members of the squad as the group’s bond grew closer.
Kazansky’s hand on Omaha’s shoulder was asking for Omaha to trust him. To let him handle the situation.
Omaha nodded and took a step back away from Halo’s parents, to stand slightly behind Ice. And that’s when he watched the man turn from a caring father figure to the notorious admiral that even a president would change laws for.
He seemed to grow taller as he rolled his shoulders back and lifted his head up more, spine straightening. The formality of the 4 stars and uniform visible didn’t hurt either as those alone were intimidating.
“You are not to contact Calliope again,” he commanded. The rasp that had lingered earlier seemed to fade as if Ice was forcing it down. This caused his voice to come out deeper and harsher though than Omaha had ever heard it. It was carried with the tone of an admiral though.
“You cannot tell us what to do,” her mother spat.
“No not currently,” Ice answered but it seemed to build the power behind his next sentence, “But I can use my position to make sure she never has to see or hear from you again. From now on you will have no access to her medical information. I will encourage Halo to let me make her legally detached from you both, removing your names as her parents.”
“Are you threatening us?”
“Yes,” Ice admitted, “You’d be surprised at what else I could do.”
“Who are you to have the power to do this?” Halo’s father asked. He didn’t have the same power behind his voice that he did previously though.
“I’m the man who convinced a President to overturn Don’t Ask Don’t Tell” Ice answered, “Now. Get out of this hospital and don’t come back unless you want me to get security to kick you out in a less civilized fashion.”
Halo’s mother huffed and adjusted her bag on her arm before looking at her husband, “ Let’s go. She’s clearly not ready to think clearly. In 30 years when she’s cursing her mistakes and we’re dead she’ll be regretting it.”
Her husband nodded and they went to make their way farther into the parking lot.
“In 10 when God won’t let you into heaven because you disowned your daughter for her sexuality, you’ll be the ones regretting it, ” Omaha snapped towards them in Mandarin before turning towards Ice, not caring to see their reactions over the fact he spoke the language.
Ice looked back over Omaha’s shoulder at the couple before looking back at Omaha. “Do I want to know what you said?” His rasp was back and a little worse than before. Clearly repressing it to scare Halo’s parents had bothered his throat.
“I’d say not sir,” Omaha admitted, rubbing the back of his neck in a bit of guilt. “But I wasn’t wrong.
Ice nodded and pointed towards the door in, his facial expression and demeanor clearly asking if Omaha was ok if they went in to find Halo and Mav.
“Yes, of course, let's go in,” Omaha agreed, “And sir. Halo’s been teaching me some sign. If your throat is bothering you I don’t mind signing. But there are going to be words you have to spell out. I’m very much at the beginning of my education”
Omaha hoped that he wasn’t imagining the look of surprise and pride that flashed through Iceman’s face at his statement.
You’re learning ASL? Ice asked his hands moving through the question as they stepped into the hospital.
“We all did. Halo and Fanboy have been teaching us for a few months now as a group. She’s been teaching me more though outside of group lessons,” Omaha explained.
He didn’t notice the look of gratitude that showed on Ice’s face due to fixating on where Mav and Halo were having their own conversation in the lobby waiting for them to come in.
Mav spotted them first and quickly pointed them out to Halo who turned and fixated her eyes on Omaha.
“Are you ok? Did they say anything to you? I’m so sorry about them. I have no clue how they showed up here. I thought maybe they came to apologize,” she rambled to her pilot. He was happy to see she wasn’t close to crying anymore. Maverick had clearly helped calmed her down off that ledge but the anxiety in her voice clearly indicated she was still shaken.
“You don’t need to apologize for them Halo,” Omaha comforted, moving and pulling her into a hug, “I’m sorry you had to deal with that today of all days.” He could feel the relief seep from her shoulders as she leaned into the hug, moving her own hands to hug him back.
“You’re the best Neil,” she mumbled into his shirt before pulling away and looking towards Maverick and Iceman, “Thank you two for coming.”
“Of course kiddo,” Mav grinned, “Didn’t want to miss this.”
Ice silently stood in agreement, before swallowing to speak, “I’m going to have your parents removed from your military paperwork. You’ll need someone else other than Megan and Omaha on them though.”
Halo nodded, “Ya makes sense. Um, I wanted to ask you two something…”
Mav’s eyebrows lifted in curiosity, “What is it?”
Halo’s gaze flashed towards Omaha who gave her a nod of support before she looked to the two older gentlemen, “I was wondering if you wanted to be grandparents. Like official ones to my daughter. Megan only has her father. You’ve met my parents… I, I don’t bring a lot of family to the table past the family we’ve created with the squad. And you two have been better parents to me in the less than a year we’ve known each other than they have in 10 years. I consider you my dads now.”
It was silent for a second before Maverick had Callie in a tight hug. Maverick only had like two inches on her but still seemed to curl over her to tighten the hug. Sniffing could be heard coming from Halo as they held each other.
“Callie, I was gonna offer you my last name legally if you wanted something to replace your premarried one,” Maverick mumbled into her hair. A chuckle could be heard in response, “Hell, if you really want to put fear into people Ice will probably let you take his.”
A gruff hum of confirmation came from the Admiral at that.
And Halo had to stifle a sob at that, “I love you both Dads.”
“We love you too Kiddo.”
“It’s been nearly 9 hours since we got here! About time the kiddo finally showed up,” Fritz complained. They’d only just gotten the text 30 minutes ago that the baby had arrived, and quickly the tailgate went down and 11 naval aviators along with Maverick and Iceman were waiting in the waiting room to be let into the VIP suite Megan had.
“You’re just anxious to see if you won the bet,” Fanboy responded, “I personally think Diana was a great bet.”
Harvard snorted, “Ya because you’re a Wonder Woman fan. Save it for later. We also didn’t bet on names.”
“What did you guys bet on if not names?” Mav asked from his seat next to Ice who was scrolling through emails on his phone.
“Decided names were too wide and variable so we did weight alongside date and time of birth,” Payback answered their leader.
“I was the closest with time if the kid was born 30 minutes before Halo texted. Otherwise, it goes to Yale,” Coyote imputed, “We did Price is Right rules. Closest to but not above.”
Before any of them could add more Halo walked into the room. They all jumped up at the sight of her but didn’t dare ask any questions.
She was beaming with joy but clearly tired and spent, “Healthy girl and Megan’s all good,” she announced and answered with cheers of joy from the group. “They just brought her back into the room. If you all want to meet her you can, but Admirals, Phoenix, Omaha would you like to come first?”
She led the 4 to the room and opened the door to show a tired Megan in the hospital bed. She was smiling at the bundle of joy in her arms. When the 4 came in with Halo though she looked up.
“Come in. Come in,” she welcomed them as Halo ushered them around the bed, “Neil would you like to hold her first?”
Omaha swallowed the lump in his throat and nodded before the baby was placed into his arms. “She’s adorable,” he whispered looking down at his goddaughter.
“We finally get to learn the name, Halo?” Phoenix asked from her place next to Omaha looking at the tiny baby as well.
“It took a bit of debating and last-minute adjustment but we finally figured it out,” Megan answered, “We were narrowed between 3 names but when she finally came we actually settled on one.”
“As long as it doesn’t have numbers or something in the name I’m sure it’s gonna be great,” Mav commented, watching as Omaha passed the baby to Phoenix to hold as well. He knew how important this was.
He was getting flashbacks to holding Bradley after he’d been born, almost dropping him at the middle name of Peter when Goose had told him. God, he’d almost dropped Bradley at that and Goose had to steady his supporting hand while he and Carole laughed at his squeaked out ‘really?’
“God, who do you take us for,” Megan snorted his comment, “Cal, give her to Admiral Kazansky, he should be holding her when he hears this. Maverick may drop her,” she instructed her wife.
“You can call me Iceman, Megan,” he corrected her. The baby was quickly passed to him though and put into his arms. It wasn’t hard to get the great Iceman to smile at the small child in his arms. Mav stood next to him looking at the baby, leaning close to see her face.
“You gonna tell us her name now that Iceman has the kid?” Phoenix asked.
Halo cleared her throat dramatically, “I’d like to introduce you to our daughter, Theia Neil Mitchell-Kazansky Bassett.”
Two pairs of eyes jolted up from the baby to look at Halo who was grinning watching the higher-ranking officials look shocked.
“Really?” Maverick squeaked out. They’d clearly been right to give the baby to Ice to hold. He would have probably dropped the baby like he nearly did with Bradley.
“It’s her second middle name, not two last names, don’t worry,” Megan quickly clarified.
Halo smiled, “You did say I could take either of your names and I had to give something to my kid to help her know her family.”
North Island Daggers
7:57 pm
Rooster: Fucking Halo.
Rooster: You just had to name your kid like that?
Halo: jealous dads love me more huh Rooster?
Fritz: Is this still about Theia’s second middle name?
Hangman: Yes.
Hangman: He’s somehow bitter about being beat to the first
grandchild.
Bob: It’s an only child thing. He’s learning how to deal with siblings.
Phoenix: Simply have a kid Bradshaw and middle name it
Mitchell-Kazansky or something in honor of them
Yale: I think that’s just asking for everyone in here to second
middle name their child Mitchell-Kazansky.
Fanboy: Honestly not a bad idea.
Harvard: Do you ever think Ice and Mav were like, we have one
Mitchell-Kazansky hellion running around. Good thing there’ll
never be more past Rooster’s lineage. Then we all just fucking
came in?
Coyote: Probably.
Payback: The Navy hates them for it.
Omaha: I’m surprised none of you have noticed.
Hangman: Noticed what?
Omaha: All our personnel file’s have a stamp on them next to our
name? They’re labeled Mitchell-Kazansky in red.
Yale: Ya it’s on all our medical files. I once went to track down
more info on one of your guy’s medical history. Tried to give just
the first and last names. Couldn’t find any of you until I clarified
the Mitchell-Kazansky tag that apparently exists.
Fritz: did they actually fucking adopt all of us.
Rooster: I fucking hate this family.
Notes:
That was way longer and more intense than I intended. Didn't think we'd end up here when I first started writing this damn thing.
Chapter 16 Preview:
Mav: I'm fine.
Ice: Ya right. You're an idiot. I'm calling in help.
Rooster: You called to ask me to confirm if Mav's an Idiot? Ya 100%
Chapter 16: Call The Cavalry
Summary:
Sometimes a father has to call on his children to watch out for their dad so he doesn't injure himself further.
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
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“You got to promise me to keep this away from the team Ice. Please,” Mav pleaded from his spot in the hospital bed. His hands were clasped together in front of him as he spoke, shaking back and forth slightly in exaggeration of his wish, “Please don’t tell them. I’m begging. You can’t tell them, Ice.”
Ice glared at his husband, his arms crossed over his chest and looking down at his husband. He was honestly surprised Mav was still in the bed. Maybe the pain was actually convincing the pilot to stay in bed for once and not try and unplug all the wires in an attempt to escape the hospital. It wasn’t a reach to think it a possibility as Ice had seen him do it before without setting any of the alarms off and alerting staff. Mav would probably attempt it after the surgery and was more lucid and in less pain. Or maybe it was the glare Ice was giving him that convinced him to now attempt an escape
They’d been making dinner together to enjoy a quiet night in when the pain Maverick had been experiencing in his side all day suddenly flared up enough to make him collapse to his knees. For a fighter pilot, especially one like Maverick, to admit pain and let it take him out like that meant it was bad. So Ice had taken him to the ER at Balboa where they discovered his appendix had ruptured and he would need surgery for it. They were currently in one of the rooms waiting for the team to come to grab Maverick and take him back for surgery.
“Why shouldn’t I tell the squadron, Pete?” Ice asked in complete flatness. He wasn’t going to move on this topic. Not telling the squadron would result in a pissed-off Bradley and 11 other annoyed aviators at a minimum and that was a headache waiting to happen. But if Ice didn’t give Mav at least a little to argue out his point he’d be hearing whining for a minimum of 24 hours-if not longer. And he couldn’t deal with that right now even if he was about to leave the state. Mav would just text him his complaints.
Mav was clearly scrambling for a response because he didn't answer right away like usual. He opened his mouth a few times as if he was actually going to answer but paused before he did. Finally, it seemed like he finally reached what he thought to be a good argument.
“It wasn’t my fault for once?”
Ice looked at him like he was an idiot. Even with what most would think is an expressionless face Mav could see the slight crinkle of Ice’s eyebrows as they moved closer by a centimeter. The minimal widening of his eyes in complete shock that Mav thought this could pass as an acceptable answer. The tightening of Ice’s jaw, all in that exact order.
“Like I didn’t end up in the hospital because I did something stupid,” Mav explained continuing, trying to make his case more stable and supportable. “My appendix just burst and I need surgery. That's out of my control. I didn’t explode a multimillion-dollar government-owned aircraft again or something.”
“Your argument. Is that you weren’t an idiot ONCE, and that equals me not calling the children.”
“Yes. Plus they’ll all swarm in here and Halo would want to come but Theia is only a month old and can’t come to a hospital,” Maverick expanded his reasoning probably thinking that he would be able to convince Ice to see his side of the situation.
“Mav, love. How many times have you broken out of a hospital?”
“Are we putting a year limit on that because I’d like to say in the past 2 years I’ve only done it twice?”
“Those two times have been in the past year because you had a year break of hospitalizations before Darkstar. I’m staying how many times in total.”
Maverick mumbled his response.
“What was that Maverick?”
“38 times since you’ve met me.”
“Do you think that’s a one-off thing or a constant trend? And don’t you constantly tear your stitches and reopen wounds?”
“Fine,” Maverick admitted, throwing his hands up into the air in defeat, “But I don’t get why you have to call the squadron. I won’t run as long as you’re here.”
Ice let out a sigh and pinched his nose briefly before looking at his husband, “Mav. I have to fly out to the Pentagon tonight to be there by the meeting in the morning. And you have to be here in the hospital for another 2 to 3 days likely and then off work for a week or two while you heal. I’ll be hopping around the country on my way back and probably won’t be back until next week.”
“You can’t just duck out on that Ice hon?”
“No Mav. I can’t especially with all the other stunts you’ve pulled in the past along with the fact you're not actively dying,” Ice responded, “And this is the budget meeting I can’t miss it. The other ones I may be able to move but I have to be in DC for a minimum of 3 days. Which means?”
“Which means you need the squad to watch out for me,” Mav sighed in defeat slumping back into the bed and sinking into it before pulling the blanket back up his chest, “Fine. I fucking give up go ahead.”
Ice rolled his eyes at his husband’s dramatics and pulled out his phone, “Bradley’s going to complain we didn’t call him earlier then this.”
“He’ll be fine. The kid will get over it quick when he realizes he has to babysit me for a week.”
Bradley Peter Bradshaw
6:08 pm
Ice: Can you put me in the groupchat you and the other Daggers
have?
Bradley: You know about the chat?
Ice: Bradley, It’s not a stretch to believe it exists with how fast
news travels among all of you.
Bradley: Fine.
Bradley: But aren’t you supposed to be having a nice homemade
dinner with Mav? I literally bought the ingredients for fresh pasta
with him today.
Ice: We were before other things happened. Now can you put me
in the chat?
Bradley: Ya. Can I ask why?
Ice: I’d rather tell it to all of you at once than let it spread through
the rumor mill with misinformation.
Bradley: Alright then… I’ll add you now.
North Island Daggers
6:10 pm
Rooster added new number: 1+_ _ _+ _ _ _+_ _ _ _
Rooster: There.
Fritz: Who the fuck did you add to this chat?
Payback: Ya Bradshaw. Are you trying to replace one of us or
something?
Coyote: Damn no love for his new siblings.
Fanboy: And here we thought you were adjusting to us.
Phoenix: Come on Brad, I was an only child too. Just accept we
have siblings now
Hangman: Guys….
Hangman has nicknamed 1+_ _ _+ _ _ _+_ _ _ _ to Iceman.
Harvard: Oh hi sir? How can we help you this evening?
Fanboy: Sorry, Rooster told us that you were having dinner with
Mav tonight. We didn’t expect it to be you.
Iceman: It’s alright. But I wanted to inform you all at once so you
all had the same information.
Halo: see no favoritism amongst the kids rooster.
Omaha: Not the time Halo.
Iceman: You’re all getting this week and half of next off from work
as a personal favor to me.
Yale: Aren’t you going to DC later tonight?
Bob: I thought you had budget meetings in DC this week starting
tomorrow sir.
Iceman: I do. But I’m currently in the ER of Balboa with Maverick.
His appendix burst while we were making dinner so he has to have
surgery to have it removed. I can’t stay so I was going to ask if you
all would be willing to help make sure Mav doesn’t escape the
hospital or tear his sutures or rewound himself as I assume he
would if he were left alone.
Phoenix: Fuck. Can we all come over?
Rooster: HE WHAT?
Fanboy: Oh shit that sucks.
Iceman: He’ll be alright. Yale’s father is performing the surgery.
Iceman: But I wanted to inform you all to make sure that at all
points one to two of you are with him.
Rooster: Jake and I are headed to Balboa right now. Jake’s driving.
Iceman: Please don’t rush too much.
Fritz: Are the spare keys still hidden in the same places?
Payback: Oh ya, we can crash at your place on the sectional or
recliner if needed when he goes home.
Halo: i can come and help with day shifts with theia but can’t take
any of the nightshifts.
Iceman: Yes they are in the same place. You can plan how you
want to handle this among yourselves. Thank you for all your help
Iceman has left the chat.
Omaha: We want to do 12-hour shifts in 2 pairs of two minimum?
Yale: That sounds like a good plan. Mimics a hospital schedule.
Fritz: So I’m assuming Rooster and Hangman will take tonight's
shift.
Bob: That be smart since they’re already heading over. Rotations
at 8 and 8? With crossover earlier, if you want to come earlier?
Payback: Ya sounds good.
Coyote: I don’t mind taking one of the slots for the day tomorrow.
Phoenix: I’ll join Coyote.
Fanboy: I can do the night shift tomorrow.
Fritz: I’ll join Fanboy in that.
Yale: I’ll stop in tomorrow during the day to look at his chart and
how everything went but I would like the dayshift after Fanboy and
Fritz’s night shift.
Harvard: I’ll join you on that one.
Bob: I’ll take the following nightshift with Payback if he wants in.
Payback: Works for me.
Omaha: We’ll adjust the plan based on when he gets released.
Mav’s eyelids were heavy and the light sound of beeping greeted him from his slumber. He forced one eye open to see where he was. The lights in the room were off, but the door had a window in it and the glass looking towards the nurses station weren’t covered so all light came from the hallway outside. And he was facing towards the window and could see the movement of a Nurse’s head as she sat down into her chair behind a computer at the desk.
Mav barely remembered it but he knew this wasn’t his first time waking up. He remembered Ice kissing his forehead and whispering he loved him and see him soon. He remembered mumbling back “Love you too Hon” but it came out more jumbled then intended. He didn’t remember where it had been though, but he did remember a nurse or doctor checking his reflexes and shining a light in his eyes before letting him fall back asleep. He remembered Bradley being there fuzzily as well.
He blinked slowly and shifted, his body feeling heavier than it had in a long time. The last time that had gotten close to this was when he crashed Darkstar. As his mind came more into focus he noticed the sound of snoring. It wasn’t heavy or loud and was barely there but it was identifiable and comforting to Mav. That was the sound of Bradley snoring.
With as much strength as he could muster Maverick forced himself to turn over, swallowing the groan of stiffness that wanted to escape him. It took him a moment to make out the large mound shape that curled in the dark corner, especially after looking at the brighter hallway.
He could see Bradley in the corner, his legs kicked out along the couch and his back against the wall, a pillow stuffed under his neck so it wasn’t at a completely awkward angle. Jake was curled up into him, his legs splayed over Bradley’s own and head resting on the other’s chest, his hands clutched in the fabric of Bradley’s shirt. They were asleep it seemed, at least Bradley was by his snoring, and the way it didn’t bother Jake made it seem like he was too.
Mav smiled. He could see Goose in the scene, continuing to show just how much he’d passed on to his son even with years of distance. Mav had seen Goose and Carole hold each other the same way when sleeping on a coach. The only difference though had been that Carole had liked to fling her arms in every which direction though. She’d wake up sometimes with her fingers tangled in Goose’s hair and have to try and get them out without waking him up which never really worked.
He could see him and Ice too though. He loved Goose and Carole and missed them dearly and he would always thank them for Bradley and being in his life. But Jake and Bradley? That was looking in a fucking mirror of him and Ice. And god was he happy they actually got to show their love like this without rules like they had to face and hide from.
Mav drifted back asleep with the sound of memories in his ears. Goose’s singing, Ice’s voice with and without the rasp, Carole’s laughter. Bradley’s cheers. The sound of all his kids bickering happily with one another around the dinner table. His last thought as he fell asleep was he needed a picture of Theia to frame and put on the wall. They still haven’t done that yet.
Bradley Peter Bradshaw
7:08 am
Ice: I recognize it’s 4 am over there but I just landed in DC so if
you need me you can call me.
Ice: If I don’t answer call my assistant and she’ll relay the message
to me.
Ice: You should have Angie’s number.
Ice: But I have a meeting starting at 8 until 11 and then another
starting at 12 all in my timezone. If you’re up at 8 your time call
me with Mav.
Ice: He was out of it when I kissed him goodbye and I know if he
doesn’t remember that he’s gonna be a pain in your ass about not
getting a goodbye kiss.
The next time Mav woke up, it was brighter in the room. He had an identifiable dull ache in his side, one he knew to be from his surgical site. It was still a struggle to open his eyes but it was easier than it had been when he’d woken up for the brief period of time during the night.
He was luckily still facing the couch so it was easy to see Bradley and Jake were no longer asleep. They’d switched places, putting Jake into the corner while Bradley still laid down but put his head in Jake’s lap. Jake’s hand was mindlessly running its way through his boyfriend’s hair while he scrolled through his phone with the other. Bradley had his eyes closed and hands laying on his abdomen clearly just enjoying the feeling of Jake’s hands in his hair.
Mav would have loved to let them continue to stay like that and he wasn’t going to try and ruin it purposefully. He knew though the second he went to move his head to try and find the water he so desperately wanted and needed one of them would likely notice. He was still going to attempt it because he really wanted that water.
The second he went to turn and the sheets ruffled, Hangman’s head shot up from looking at the phone to towards him, his hand retracting out of Bradley’s hair.
“Why’d you stop?” Rooster mumbled, cracking open a single eyelid in order to look up at Jake.
“Mav?” Hangman asked instead, his question directed at the person in question and not Bradley.
Mav coughed to clear his throat and looked back at the two, “Water?” he muttered, his voice horse. God was this how Ice felt some mornings? His entire throat felt like it was going to crack if he didn’t have water soon. He hated this feeling.
Rooster shot up, scrambling to stand and grab the water bottle that had been filled and placed on the side table at some point. He quickly handed it over to Mav, “Here.”
Mav took it lightly before taking sips of water through the straw, “Thank you,” he mumbled after drinking enough that his throat didn’t feel like a desert. “What time is it?”
Jake had stood up by this point and moved over to the side of Mav’s bed opposite Rooster, “6:47 am. Gave us all quite a scare there.”
“Didn’t intend to,” Maverick muttered shifting his head to look towards Hangman, “Ice?”
“I can get you some.” “Landed in DC.” The two responses came at the same time. And the couple looked at one another in complete shock that the other was thinking a different thing. Mav snorted at the looks on their faces.
“My husband, Hangman,” Maverick clarified before looking over to Bradley, “He made it to DC?” he asked before taking another sip of water
Rooster nodded, “Yep. Got in his morning and is in a meeting for another hour-ish. We can call him when he’s out if you want. He messaged me his schedule for today so I know when he’s free.”
“Hmm,” Maverick hummed. His eyelids were heavy again and he was slowly losing the battle to keep them open.
“Go to sleep Dad. I’ll wake you up when we can call Pops.”
“Sounds good. Love you, Bradley,” he mumbled.
“Love you too Dad.”
It was less than an hour later when Maverick was woken up again by soft whispers and mumbling as those in the conversation clearly were trying to keep their voices down.
“We got this man. You and Jake can go.”
“Bradshaw go home and actually get a little more sleep on something more comfortable than this couch.”
“I told him I’d wake him up when Ice was done with his meeting Phoenix. It’s 15 more minutes. Let me do that at minimum then I’ll go,” came the response from Bradley before being punctuated at the end with a yawn.
This time it was even easier to open his eyes than before. Bradley and Jake had moved back to the couch but this time Phoenix and Coyote stood in front of both of them. They were both out of uniform and had a cup of coffee in hand. Now that he noticed it he could see that Bradley was holding a cup as well and that one was sitting on the armrest next to Jake.
“You promise? Because I will get Coyote to help Hangman drag you out of here,” Phoenix warned. Maverick couldn’t see her face but the seriousness and steadiness in her tone were enough to know she wasn’t going to budge on this.
“Yes, Nix. God,” Rooster groaned, rolling his eyes before he took a sip of his coffee.
Phoenix nodded her head in satisfaction and turned to go sit on the recliner that was next to Maverick’s bed.
Coyote settled onto the couch next to Rooster, who was seated in the middle. “How’d he do last night?”
“Didn’t actively try and escape for once,” Rooster answered a soft sound of amusement coming through his voice, “I think that maybe a first?”
“Iceman was actually right to worry about him trying to escape the hospital?” Phoenix questioned as she shifted to get settled into her seat.
Bradley gave a soft laugh and nod of confirmation, “I can’t remember a time during my youth when he didn’t try once while he was supposed to be on bedrest. I think Ice actually had to handcuff him to the bed after a crash once because every time he tried to get up he nearly ripped his drain out. And 30 minutes later he had managed to pick the lock and was attempting to walk out the front door. He’s insane when it comes to hospitals where he’s the one injured.”
“God, I now understand why he called us in,” Coyote muttered under his breath.
“Oh ya. If Mav wakes up in a hospital room and he’s alone he will try to leave before he’s around. It’s one of the main rules in our Mav rulebook. He’s not to be left alone in a hospital if we don’t want him to injure himself further,” Rooster explained a bit further, “He somehow calms down though if someone from the family is with him. Ice, my mom, and I use to constantly rotate before she died, and then I started doing it more with just Ice and the 86 class if they were in town to help.”
Hangman’s hand moved and placed itself on Rooster’s shoulder giving it a brief squeeze, “You’ll be less sleep deprived this time around. You have all of us to help Roo.”
Bradley smiled at his boyfriend, “The one upside to you all getting the Mitchell-Kazansky stamp. More people to sacrifice to the hospital rotation schedule. Watch that’s the only reason they adopted you all,” he teased back, giving a playful nudge to both Coyote and Hangman.
“I want to know more rules from that Mav rulebook you’ve mentioned,” Phoenix grinned a clear tone of intrigue over it.
“Don’t you fucking dare Bradley,” Mav finally interrupted, grunting as he shifted himself to move up the bed and sit up straighter once he pressed the button to lift the upper portion so he was actually sitting and not slumping.
“Morning Mav,” Coyote greeted giving a joking salute as Rooster stood up and moved over to Mav.
“How are you feeling?” his son questioned.
“Feeling fine Kiddo,” Mav stated wanting to comfort Bradley and let him know that he was ok. “Got better sleep than you probably.”
Rooster scoffed, “No doubt about that. You actually had a bed."
“And you had your boyfriend while I didn’t have my husband. Let’s call it even,” Mav answered back, teasing Bradley. “Now what’s this about the rotation schedule?”
It was 5 hours later when Yale and Harvard walked in. Coyote was telling Maverick stories about his time in flight school and the academy with Jake, which Maverick was more than happy to hear about and learn more about the man he expected would be his son-in-law one day. Phoenix was interrupting here and there with little tidbits about all the times they pissed each other off or sized up one another.
“I’m telling you Mav, I knew then they were going to jump each other’s bone,” Coyote insisted, “And Rooster had this look on his face like he knew exactly what was going to happen one day and was insulted by it.”
“What are we talking about?” Harvard asked as he and Yale entered the room.
“How Rooster and Hangman were always destined to fuck each other,” Phoenix answered. She’d moved to the couch and Coyote had now taken the reclinable chair next to Mav’s bed.
“Oh, we all knew that the second they started peacocking for each other,” Yale stated, “How are you feeling today Mav?”
“Wanting to get out of here of course, but enjoying the company I have to watch me so I don’t.”
Coyote laughed. “That’s the best answer you’re gonna get out of him Yale.”
Yale rolled his eyes as he walked over to the computer that was on a desk near the wall and started to put his info in to check Mav’s chart, “Honestly glad a great escape has not been attempted yet. I think most here expected it to have happened by now.”
“So little faith in me I swear,” Mav huffed, throwing his hands up in annoyance, “Now Yale, how long until I can go home?”
“What, no hello for me?” Harvard teased as he came to the end of Mav’s bed to stand.
“Ya, Hi. Hello. How long until I can go home oh great Dr. Yale?” Mav brushed off Harvard jokingly, looking towards the team medic.
“It’s looking like tomorrow, so Fanboy and Fritz will be here tonight, and then during Harvard and my shift tomorrow we’ll take you home.”
Fanboy woke up from his place in the recliner to the sound of shuffling and soft swearing. He’d always been the kind of person who could control the heaviness of his sleep and being in the hospital made it lighter than usual. So it wasn’t a surprise that he was woken up.
He opened his eyes to see what was going on. A quick glance at the red digital on the wall next to the TV told him it was past 4 am. Fritz was asleep on the couch, completely out with a blanket half haphazardly thrown over him. So it wasn’t him who was making the noise.
Mav was out of the bed though, he was trying to untangle himself from the wires.
“Shit, Mav. What are you doing?” Fanboy asked his voice low as he jumped up to help Maverick, “You can’t disconnect yourself from the wires.”
Maverick’s response was muttered and he didn’t seem to be focused. Fanboy couldn’t even make out what he said past the word “Ice.”
“Hey, Mav,” He said trying to get the man’s attention as he put his hand on the old man’s shoulder and slowly forced him to sit back down, “It’s ok. You’re ok. We’re at Balboa,” he stated. He needed his phone.
“Why are we at Balboa? Where’s Ice? Bradley? Are they ok?” Mav mumbled. This time Fanboy could make it out. He was grateful though that Rooster had warned the team about this. That Mav had a tendency to sleep walk and become a little out of it when he was in a hospital, usually after a nightmare about those closest to him. It was hard to snap him out of it especially if he didn’t see Ice or Bradley. The way to fix this was to get one of them on the phone to help talk him down.
When Rooster had stopped back in before the shift change of the Daggers he scribbled the contact number for Ice along with what time he would have meetings the next day, translated into the California time zone. So with a quick glance Fanboy knew that Ice wouldn’t be in a meeting until 5. If he called now he’d be able to get ahold of him.
He quickly pulled out his phone, typing in the number and keeping a hand on Maverick’s shoulder to keep him from standing up.
“Admiral Kazanksy,” the rough voice came through after the second ring.
“Iceman, this is Fanboy,” he stated quickly not wanting to linger on pleasantries this early, “I’m on the night shift with Fritz and Rooster warned us about Mav’s tendency to sleepwalk and forget where he is and I think he’s having an episode right now.”
“Put me on speaker,” the order came through with a bit of sharpness behind the ton and without any hesitation, Fanboy hit the speaker button.
“Mav?” the admiral’s voice came through the phone as Fanboy leaned it towards Mav.
Automatically Fanboy could see Mav focus a little more as something had finally caught his attention and his back straightened instinctively. It seemed like he was trying to locate where Ice’s voice was coming from.
“Mav. Hun, it’s me. Where are you?”
“Hospital?” Maverick’s voice cracked at the word.
“You’re ok Pete. You’re not in the water. Bradley and I are both ok. We’re both alive,” Ice stated softly. His voice didn’t waver and he told his husband the facts, “You’re there with Fritz and Fanboy. Do you remember Fritz and Fanboy, Mav?”
Maverick paused for a second, his focus becoming more intense as he seemed to ponder the question, “They’re squad. We stamped the paperwork ourselves. They’re Mitchell-Kazansky’s.”
A snort from Iceman could be heard, “Ya Mav, they’re our kids. They’re 2 of the 12 we’ve ended up with because of you. They’re there to let Bradley get some sleep tonight. Could you sleep too so then Fanboy can get sleep as well?”
“Ya,” Maverick answered. He was present now, his gaze shifted from the phone up to Fanboy, meeting the younger’s eyes. “Thanks, Ice. Love you.”
“Love you too Mav, now get some more sleep. You get to go home today,” Ice reminded him before hanging up the phone.
Mav sat there for a second, just breathing before he finally spoke, “Thank you Fanboy.”
Fanboy nodded and slowly tucked his phone into his pocket, “Of course sir.”
“You’re a good kid Fanboy,” Mav mumbled as he laid back down into the bed and slowly pulled the blanket back over him, “A kid I’m extremely proud of.”
Fanboy
4:28 am
Fanboy: Hey sorry for the early ass message Rooster but just
wanted to update you.
Fanboy: Mav did that thing you warned us was possible. The
sleepwalking / out-of-focus thing? He was pretty out of it but I
called Ice.
Fanboy: Figured I’d save you a bit of lost sleep since Ice would
likely already be up with the Time difference. But Ice managed to
calm Mav down and get him refocused. He just fell asleep and
probably will be out for a few more hours.
Fanboy: Don’t panic too much, Fritz and I got Dad until the Ivy
Leagues show up for their shift come morning.
“I can walk into the house myself damn it,” Mav insisted, glaring at Harvard who was hovering a bit too close for his liking as he climbed the stairs up to the front door.
“Back off Harvard,” Yale suggested rolling his eyes from the bottom of the steps. There weren’t enough on the stairs for more than two people at a time so he’d let Harvard and Maverick go first, “He’s fine enough to walk up the stairs as long as you are behind him.”
Maverick let out a huff of annoyance and took the next step and then the next to get to the top of the porch. He grinned in victory and watched as Yale finally made his way up to join them. “See, I was fine to do the stairs.”
“Ya ya old man,” Harvard answered back teasingly as he stepped around Maverick to knock on the front door.
“Why are you knocking on the door of my own house? No one is going to ans-”
The door swung open before Maverick could finish his sentence to reveal Halo standing in the doorway. “Mav! Welcome home!”
Mav was shocked to see her clearly as she moved to hug him, but he still reciprocated the hug, “What. What are you doing here?” He asked as she pulled back from the hug, “Shouldn’t you be home with Theia and Megan?”
Halo smiled and gestured inside, “Omaha’s hogging Theia, and Megan needed a day break to go into the office for once so I figured I’d surprise you with your granddaughter.”
Mav beamed with joy and walked in with Halo a step behind. In the living room, Omaha was sitting on the couch with Theia in his arms. He was mumbling down to her in a higher pitch voice than normal.
“Give me my granddaughter Omaha,” he commanded walking around the couch to reach the baby.
“No hello for anyone else!?” Hangman gasped in shock from the kitchen where he’d been peeling some potatoes.
Rooster was standing next to him chopping vegetables, “He clearly cares for his granddaughter more than us Jake.”
“No holding her while standing up!” Yale ordered as he followed Harvard in through the archway and went towards the kitchen.
“Fine, I'll sit and then you give me my granddaughter,” Mav huffed as he planted himself onto the couch.
Omaha snorted and looked down at Theia who was staring back up at him, “Your granddad is so bossy, so incredibly bossy Theia.”
"I heard that Omaha, now give her here."
It was just past 11 when Ice got a text message out of nowhere. He’d been up late finishing up looking at the next reports he needed to know before the meetings he had the next day when it came in.
The contact id quickly identified it as Bob for him so he opened up the text to see an image had been sent to him.
It was a picture, really, a classic scene of something he’d seen before. Maverick was asleep on the sectional, his head back on a pillow and just stretched out. On his chest though was a sleeping Theia, her hand scrunching the fabric of Mav’s shirt. There was one of Mav’s favorite blankets thrown over his legs and covered the lower half of Theia’s body. It was completely adorable.
Then the second image came in. It was nearly identical to the first, only this time it wasn’t just Mav and Theia. The angle had changed and showed a wider image. Behind the couch stood the entire dagger squad, none of the team cut off.
Halo, Phoenix, Harvard, Fritz, and Fanboy were in the front row right behind the couch all smiling. Fritz looked to be midword as he looked over towards Fanboy next to him. Behind them the older 5 stood up, all smiling as well. Hangman and Rooster were next to each other, with Yale on one end with Coyote and Omaha. Payback sandwiched them at the other end with Bob next to him.
Ice knew he would have to immediately print it out and frame it when he got home. Mav would love it. He’d just have to decide where on the mantle they had space and make an extra copy for his own office.
He knew putting that Mitchell-Kazansky label on all their papers was the right move. These kids would do anything for him and Mav it seemed. And honestly? Ice would do anything for them. They were family.
Notes:
Hey Guys!
Updates are going to be coming slower this week and probably into next as I got struck by the fanfic ghost again and have started on a story that's a one-shot but ties into here. So I want to get that out while the inspiration is flowing.
Chapter 17 Preview:
Halo: hey yale how many ways can you kill a man?
Yale: I took an oath to heal people. Not help you murder them.
Chapter 17: Rules of Engagement
Summary:
Brief glimpses into all the messages sent between the family.
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
North Island Daggers
3:41 pm
Phoenix: This is now a callout chat.
Halo: im down for it
Harvard: Who we calling out.
Coyote: Got to be a bit more specific because we’ve done a lot of
weird shit.
Bob: What is it today?
Fanboy: Is this about the tattoo that Fritz got drunk yesterday?
Payback: Fritz got a drunk tattoo?
Omaha: Oh god. How bad is it?
Fritz: Listen I was sitting on it for a bit, it wasn’t that impulsive of
a decision past just pulling the trigger.
Yale: Which one of us is an idiot today?
Phoenix: We’ve got about 5 minutes before they put themselves
back together.
Phoenix: But for fucks sake, find better places to have fun then
those without a lock that someone can walk into.
Fanboy: ….
Coyote: Phoenix. Did you walk in on Rooster and Hangman getting
busy somewhere.
Harvard: oh god where did you find them?
Yale: That’s your question?
Payback: Are we going to have to knock on every fucking door
before we enter somewhere?
Harvard: We fucking are.
Fritz: You haven’t been doing that already?
Coyote: Oh no, you don’t get a right to complain Harvard.
Harvard: What? Why the fuck not.
Fanboy: Because you’re in a relationship.
Payback: With someone in this group chat.
Fritz: Those of us not dating someone in the squad live in fear of
walking into a common space to find one of you.
Omaha: It's not an uncommon thing.
Bob: Have you found Phoenix or I yet?
Coyote: No luckily. Harvard and Yale? Yes. Rooster and Hangman?
Too many times.
Payback: Ya Rooster and Hangman is too common. I’d like to burn
parts of my memory out I swear.
Fanboy: I haven’t found Bob or Phoenix yet either.
Yale: Honestly just glad we haven’t been as found as many times
as those two.
Omaha: I once walked in on Halo and Megan on base.
Halo: fucking betrayal omaha.
Fritz: The knocking thing may be our only savor at this point.
Rooster: Fuck you Phoenix.
Fritz: That was a faster turnaround than I expected.
Phoenix: If you don’t want a callout stop having fun in places
where I can walk in!
Hangman: Like you don’t have fun on base.
Phoenix: The day any of you catch Bob and I is the day you get to
c omplain. Until then I get to call you out as many times as I want.
Bradley Peter Bradshaw
10:03 am
Ice: Do you have any clue where your dad is.
Bradley: Ya Why?
Ice: Because he’s not answering any of my texts and he was
supposed to be in this meeting we have right now.
Bradley: Ah that explains it. He’s flying. Said something about
teaching Payback and Fritz some maneuvers for extra flight hours.
Ice: Extra flight hours my ass. He just wanted to get out of this
meeting.
Bradley: Is it a budget meeting or something?
Ice: No for a Budget meeting he’d come and just fall asleep at the
table.
Ice: It’s a meeting with Admiral Cain to go over the continued
tenure of the squad on North Island. Man is trying to argue we
should be moved to Lemoore to cut financial costs. Along with
making the team a rotating one so the best aren’t just stationed
i n one place.
Bradley: Well I understand why Mav skipped that. He hates Cain.
Bradley: Do you think he’s going to win the proposal?
Ice: Hell no if I have anything to say about it, which luckily I do.
Ice: There’s a reason the squadron was approved in the first place
and stationed at North Island and it wasn’t just because I don't
want to move. Worse comes to worse I’ll settle on having us rotate
through the country or NATO allies to teach. That’ll scratch Cain’s
itch of hatred that we’re continuously settled on North Island and
prevent him from calling us lazy.
Bradley: So basically we’re gonna be traveling Top Gun?
Ice: Yes. I know Corpus Christi and Jacksonville along with Oceana
have all sent requests already for us to teach. I was considering it
before but if it gets Cain off North Island quicker I’ll just agree to
it.
Bradley: You hate Cain too don’t you?
Ice: Yes. But unlike your dad, I can put on a straight face and
actually talk to him without punching him. Even if I desperately
want to though.
Ice: Just make sure Maverick doesn’t pull any shit while this man
is on base.
Bradley: Got you pops.
North Island Daggers
1:26 pm
Halo: yale i need your help to win an argument.
Phoenix: Ya we need your opinion.
Hangman: Why specifically Yale?
Phoenix: Because you can’t help us Jake.
Bob: You’re really pulling Yale into this?
Halo: he’s the only one of us other than fritz who may know.
Phoenix: And we’ve agreed that Fritz’s Florida ways while
applicable don’t span the full scope.
Fritz: I don’t know whether to be insulted or grateful my Florida
knowledge can help.
Halo: yaaaaalllleeeeeee
Harvard: Give him a second he was in the middle of a phone call
with his mom.
Coyote: Can we ask what this argument is about.
Yale: Ok I’m here. Is this a medical emergency?
Phoenix: Not an emergency but we need your medical opinion.
Halo: How many ways can you kill a man?
Rooster: This is about those fucking murder podcasts isn’t it?
Bob: It is.
Payback: Murder podcasts?
Fanboy: ignore him. He doesn’t have sisters so he doesn’t know
the female obsession over that shit.
Phoenix: Yes. But more specifically how many ways are there to
murder a man and make it look like an accident.
Omaha: Not this again.
Harvard: And y’all said I was insane when I thought Phoenix was
capable of killing a man.
Payback: We thought you were insane because you said Phoenix
was trained in the art of killing a man.
Yale: I took an oath to heal people. Not help you with murdering
them.
Yale: And this is a giant answer cause it depends on how and the
limitations on the question. I can’t give a direct answer.
Fritz: I know of 341 ways.
Coyote: Maybe we should be more afraid of Fritz.
Hangman: Maybe we should just stay away from the girls when
they listen to murder podcasts.
Rooster: I just already try to do that.
“Are we sure this is a good idea?” Yale whispered as Fanboy shoved the water gun toy into his chest, “I thought we were just having a nice day at the beach.”
Fanboy scoffed as he moved to get a new water gun to replace the one he’d just passed to Yale, “Yes. We’ll be fine, everyone will have fun and it’s gonna be great. Plus this is how you have a nice day at the beach.”
“You afraid of a little water Love?” Harvard chuckled as he pumped the handle of the water gun that Payback had passed him after filling it.
“I’m afraid of what we’re about to unleash,” Yale muttered as he shifted the water gun in his arms to a better position.
The other 8 of the crew were out on the beach already, Rooster, Phoenix, and Hangman tossing a football between them. Halo was laying down on a towel tanning her back while Bob sat next to her with Omaha under one of the two beach umbrellas that the crew had brought. Mav and Ice had claimed the other umbrella, though Mav was exhausted from just having finished playing football. Fritz was out in the water swimming and trying to catch waves with the boogieboard he’d brought with Coyote joining him.
Yale didn’t know where Fanboy and Payback had pulled the water guns from. He’d had no time to ask because as soon as Yale and Harvard had pulled up, Payback had grabbed them both and tugged them into the Hard Deck, and shoved the water gun in their arms.
They’d been forced to help carry the gear out the back to behind the Adirondack chairs that sat in a row outside the Hard Deck.
“I’ve got the starting throw,” Payback stated instead of acknowledging Yale’s worry. He had two bins full of water balloons next to him. He’d clearly been preparing for this day based on the number of balloons and water guns that sat next to it, ready for any of the squadron to grab.
“Who are you gonna hit with the opener?” Fanboy asked as he finished filling the last gun and putting it down on one of the chairs.
“You’ll see,” Payback grinned as he grabbed a balloon from the bin and made his way further into the sand. He came up behind the umbrella where Mav and Ice were relaxing and readied his throw.
“Hey Rooster!”
Rooster paused turning towards the sound of his name without hesitation, “What’s up Payback?”
Then the water balloon pelted him in the chest and all conversations stopped.
“GET THEM!” Harvard’s war cry followed before Halo’s scream at getting hit with a cold stream of water from Fanboy’s water gun.
“Ah shit!” Omaha cursed trying to dodge the water from Yale’s gun. He flopped to the side, his face planting in the sand. But when he looked up his eyes fixated up the beach to the guns and bins, “Up by the chairs!”
All those without ammo rotated their heads to look at where Omaha was pointing. And then began the rabid running of the entire squadron up the beach to get balloons and water guns.
Maverick was left cackling under the umbrella where he and Ice had been left alone watching as multiple of the daggers tripped on the sand.
“You laughing at something funny Mav?”
“Just glad we’re spared from getting soaked.”
“Really?”
Then the stream of water hit Mav’s face. He blinked in confusion then looked at his husband, who now held a water gun in his hands that had been pulled out from a bundle of towels next to him.
“Fuck.”
“You better run and get your own gun before they’re all taken, Mitchell.”
North Island Daggers
5:38 pm
Fanboy: So I’m I the only one who got a giant binder delivered to
me?
Harvard: Is it titled The Mitchell-Kazansky Rulebook?
Fanboy: Yes.
Phoenix: I got it too.
Hangman: Same.
Coyote: I think we all got it.
Fritz: I just started looking through it.
Halo: favorite thing i found so far is ‘hide the snacks up high but
well. if they’re high but visible mav will climb the counters to get
to it.’
Bob: I’m greatly enjoying the breakdown of who gets what base if
a divorce ever happens. Iceman gets North Island but Mav gets
China Lake for example. Rooster and Hondo are shared custody
though.
Omaha: This is insanely comprehensive. How many years did it
take to make?
Yale: Looks like decades based on the density of material.
Payback: We all got a copy of this?
Rooster: Fuck they actually sent that out to you?
Hangman: Wait is this the rulebook you referenced in the Hospital?
Coyote: Oh my god I think it is.
Rooster: It is. I still have my binder somewhere but I was basically
forced to memorize it throughout my childhood.
Rooster: I need to text Ice and see if you all got a new addition or
if its the same as mine.
Phoenix: I’d bet new. There’s a section at the end thats titled
“Important for the children.” It has a copy of our medical info like
allergies and preferred contacts.
Rooster: Ok sounds like an amendment and I’d just add it instead
of replacing the entire binder.
Fritz: How intensely do we have to know this?
Harvard: Screw that. I want to know half the stories behind this.
Rule 223 says Mav has permission to fly F-18s outside scheduled
runs across the entire Navy. Is that how he got ahold of the plane
to run the course?
Rooster: It is. I think it's part of some executive order Ice got a
president to sign 12 years ago or something?
Omaha: An executive order from the president???
Payback: What the fuck.
Fanboy: Mav’s lived like 50 lives in one.
Rooster: More like he has 50 lives and has yet to die.
Yale: Yep. I just found Mav’s section of all his near-death
experiences. He’s had a lot. There are like 30 pages.
Coyote: Is this just a Mav thing or a Mitchell-Kazansky thing?
Bob: Probably both.
Phoenix: Why did we agree to joining?
Harvard: You got asked? I just ended up with the stamp!
Fanboy: Ya I just got stamped.
Payback: This was an undiscussed adoption for most of us Phoenix.
Rooster: It usually is.
Mitchell
9:32 am
Ice : Where are you?
Mav: Grabbing food with Bradley and Jake.
Ice: Really? You’re not hiding somewhere on base to try and get
out of paperwork?
Mav: If you know what I’m doing why do you even bother asking?
Ice: I asked where you were, not what you were doing. You also
failed yourself when I know that Bradley is currently at our house
playing with the cats.
Mav: Fucking kid ratting me out.
Ice: I didn’t even have to ask him. He’d already texted me that he
was at the house.
Mav: Ya ya.
Mav: But I’ll get to the paperwork tomorrow.
Ice: Why are you putting it off?
Mav: Because I’m currently at the airport.
Ice: Why the hell are you at the airport?
Mav: One of Jake’s sisters reached out to me to ask for help to
surprise him.
Ice: Which sister?
Mav: Belle.
Ice: Bring her to our place after you pick her up.
Mav: Was already the plan love.
“Hey, Bradley! Jake!” Ice called in greeting as he ended into the house, pulling his keys out f the door lock before pulling off his shoes and putting them on the rack.
“In the Living Room!” Bradley’s choice came back in greeting, “How was work?”
“Lots of paperwork as usual,” Ice replied as he walked through the archway and into the kitchen and living room area.
Bradley was in the corner of the sectional as he’d always preferred since they’d first started buying sectionals like it 20 years ago. He was propped up instead of lying down though. Jake was laying perpendicular to Bradley so his head was in his boyfriend’s lap and legs stretched out along the couch. A film was playing on the tv but only Jake seemed to be interested in it as Bradley’s attention shifted to look at Ice.
“What you watching?” Ice asked, barely looking as he went into the kitchen to put away the groceries he was carrying.
“Pacific Rim,” Jake responded lazily.
“Cool. Mav is going to be home soon so I figured we could order some pizza and just have a relaxing night in. Unless either of you is planning to go to the hard deck,” Ice stated.
“Sounds good Uncle Ice,” Bradley answered.
Ice continued to put away the groceries until the sound of the front door opening was heard around 10 minutes after he came in himself.
“Go on in, I got your suitcase,” Mav’s voice floated in barely.
“Are you sure?” came a more feminine voice in reply to Mav.
“Ya, we’ll just put it here at the bottom of the stairs that way we can just take it up later. I’m sure I can get Bradley to carry it up if you want to stay here. Or you can take it to Jakes later..”
“What do you need me to carry up?” Bradley yelled, causing Jake to hit him with a backhand slap on the pec, “Hey can’t you just pause the movie, Jake?”
“Fine,” Jake grumbled grabbing the remote and pressing the pause button once he’d sat up. “Who’s staying here or with me?”
Bradley shrugged in response but stood up to go greet the newcomer and Mav.
Mav walked in through the archway and was followed by a girl a bit smaller than him and looked to be in her mid-twenties. She was maybe an inch or two shorter than Mav and had lighter brown hair, pulled up into a ponytail, and a black backpack still thrown over her shoulder.
Jake’s eyes widened at the sight of her, “Belle?”
“What no hug for your sister? Disrespect,” she shunned him as she set her bag on the floor to the side. She then looked over to Bradley, “And this the boyfriend Ma’s been buggen you to bring home?”
“Annabelle. What are you doing here?” Jake questioned not answering hers or making an approach to welcome her.
“Well, I got a job offer from the most interesting source. I’ve been hired on by Astrella to work on their parts development. I’ll just to blow up pieces of rocket in very scientific ways to see if they can withstand multiple flights to space,” Belle answered, “I applied for the job about a year ago and imagine to my delight when I got a call from one Megan Bassett asking if I was related to a Jake Seresin.”
Jake’s face dropped from the concerned look of seeing his sister to being found out, “Fuck. You talked to Megan?”
Belle gave a fake cheeky smile, “Ya I talked to Megan dipshit. Imagine my surprise when I discovered not only that you knew my personal hero but you’re also an honorary uncle to her daughter through her wife and see her basically weekly at minimum. I’m gonna skin you alive Jakob.”
North Island Daggers
6:12 pm
Rooster: I’d like to report the death of one Jake Seresin.
Fritz: Damn how’d he die this time?
Payback: We should be celebrating.
Omaha: Why?
Phoenix: Because we’ll never have to walk in on him and Rooster
again.
Fanboy: Thank god.
Harvard: Still like to know how he died.
Rooster: His sister came into town and discovered he knew Megan
so now she’s pelting him with water balloons in the backyard.
Halo: as she should.
Notes:
Hey guys! I hope you enjoyed this chapter! Sorry, it's shorter but I've been putting all my energy into writing Guardian Goose so this fic is on the backburner as I work on that one. (Which I highly recommend reading if you're interested)
I always appreciate all the love you guys give and enjoy the week!
Chapter 18: Trivia Night
Summary:
The rulebook makes a return.
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
“This was an awful idea. Why the fuck did I let you all talk me into this? I can deal with the beach. I can deal with football. Why this? Why did I say yes to this?,” Omaha grumbled as he ducked behind a wall holding his gun close to his chest while the sound of screaming could be heard in the background.
“Just be glad I convinced them to do laser tag over paintball Omaha. You would have been complaining more after that,” Yale answered him from his squatting position below him. He glanced around the wall they were hiding behind, looking for any bit of moving light in the field.
Omaha huffed in clear annoyance but didn’t complain anymore, listening for the sound of footsteps. All he could hear now was the distant sound of someone firing their lasergun. Then a curse as the sound of getting hit echoed.
“We should try and avoid Fritz,” Yale had suggested at the beginning before the tournament began.
“Ya no shit we should avoid Fritz,” Omaha muttered back and then they were off running into the arena with Yale at his tail.
They’d split everyone into teams of two, Mav stating that the team with the most hits on others and the least on themselves would be the victors. Most had seemed excited at the thought and Payback and Fanboy had even high-fived in excitement. That was until Mav clarified he was picking teams and normal WSOs and Pilot pairs would not be sticking together. He’s done the most complicated pairs he could think of it seemed.
Omaha and Yale. Harvard and Hangman. Phoenix and Payback. Fanboy and Fritz. Rooster with Halo. Bob with Coyote. And though everyone had complained about their teams originally Fritz and Fanboy had only high-fived in excitement. Which did not help Omaha’s nerves.
So far they had only run into Harvard and Hangman. Harvard turned out to be an amazing shot and quickly took them both down before the two ran off in the time it took Omaha’s and Yale’s lights to come back on.
Phoenix and Payback had taken to defending one of the 3 high areas. The only reason they knew that though was because they were hiding under said area. Every once in a while Omaha would hear the pounding of feet above him as one of them shifted shooting sites.
“There’s a vent over there we can try and get them through,” Yale mumbled pointing to a vent 8 feet above them which would allow an opportunity to shoot up when either of the two walked over it. The second they started firing though and the laser started making sounds they’d be made out and having their target firing down on them.
Omaha looked at it before nodding in agreement at the plan and slowly moving to position himself under the vent. Low cursing from Payback could be heard but nothing extraordinary in terms of originality.
The pounding of footsteps from above started and Omaha aimed his laser gun up through the vent.
“Fuck! It’s Iceman! Run!” Payback’s voice announced loudly, causing Omaha to flinch and look down toward Yale in surprise. Yale’s face was fixed in shock as well at the information. Before Omaha could even attempt to hit Payback as he sprinted past his own pack vibrated indicating he’d been shot. In the next instant, Yale’s pack was making the kill noise.
“Who the fuck?” Omaha muttered turning to see who had killed him.
Behind him with a grin on their face and gun in hand still pointed at the two was Maverick. Hondo stood next to him and had been the one to kill Yale the instant after Omaha had been.
“Sir?” Yale’s voice wavered in doubt at seeing the two higher rank officers in the arena, “What are you doing here?”
Mav chuckled in a way that Omaha could only describe as sinister.
“We never said we wouldn’t be playing either boys. See you in hell,” he answered. Both had been too shocked to realize their timers had run out and they were alive again before the packs were buzzing once more.
On the other side of their area stood Iceman, lasergun up and pointed at both of them.
“You better run if you don’t want us to make it a third time,” were Ice’s only words before both Omaha and Yale ran off without looking back, leaving the three officers watching them scurry away.
“Should we have warned them about the others?” Hondo asked looking toward the couple.
Ice shook his head, “Let’s see how long it takes them to realize they’re not against each other but instead us. It’s like shooting fish in a barrel.”
“God, I love when you get ideas like this,” Mav smiled looking towards his husband, “You’re a genius.”
On the other side of the arena, Bob and Coyote quickly discovered there were other players in the field. Especially after Payback’s cry about Iceman had been heard through the arena. The issue was that they were at a public laser tag place and had known/assumed that civilians may have been in the arena and were playing too.
Why was this important?
Because when Coyote came across an older gentleman hunched over and holding his chest like he was having a heart attack he didn’t think anything weird of it.
“Sir? Are you ok? Do you need help?” he asked, trying to be a good samaritan and not potentially let the man, whose face he could not see, die of a heart attack in front of him. Bob was a little bit behind him, watching Coyote’s back so one of the other daggers didn’t come from anywhere and get them.
“I… I think I may you to call an ambulance,” the man seemed to cough out, pounding their fist against their chest in what was attempted to be an indicator of the discomfort he may have been feeling.
“Shoot ya, of course,” Coyote answered turning to motion Bob over for help but before he could his pack vibrated indicating a kill. He turned to look back at the man who was fully standing up, gun pointing at Coyote. And it was now he could see the man’s face.
“Sorry Coyote, I meant for you,” corrected Wolfman before he shot Bob, “Sorry Robbie,” he apologized though it seemed to have any actual apology based on the smile on the older pilot’s face.
“Uncle Leo?” Bob questioned in shock.
Wolfman nodded then ducked behind a wall and disappeared into the glow in the dark maze leaving the two shocked at what they’d witnessed.
They didn’t have time to process what they’d seen before Rooster and Halo came around the corner.
“Hey, wait don’t shoot!” Coyote yelped raising his hands in surrender and trying to stop a kill.
Halo huffed, pointing her gun at Coyote, “And why should we do that? When we have the advantage?”
“Because we just got killed by Wolfman,” Bob answered plainly, looking over his shoulder to see if anyone was behind them.
“Wolfman’s in the arena too?” Rooster asked in shock, his own gun lowering.
“Ya man, he just killed both of us after faking to be an old injured man or something,” Coyote confirmed.
Before any of them could say anything else though Rooster’s pack vibrated and flashed red indicating he’d been killed. That’s when they all looked up to see the vent above them. And there was Slider looking through it, gun in hand and pointed towards all of them. In the next second Halo and Coyote were down before Bob was shooting up, missing the older WSO as he dodged and disappeared, the sound of his cackles decreasing with distance.
“That was Slider….” Halo spoke first, looking to all the shocked boys around her.
“That was Slider,” Rooster confirmed nodding before looking towards Bob, “You saw Wolfman?”
“Yes,” Bob answered.
Rooster paused for a moment before letting a small “Fuck” out from under his breath before looking back at the group around him. “This isn’t us vs us. It’s us vs them. The entire 86 class is likely here.”
“We’re fucked,” Coyote groaned just as his pack vibrated again, causing all eyes to turn around to see Warlock with his lasergun pointed at them.
“Run.” was the only word the admiral spoke.
North Island Daggers
8:47 am
Rooster: This is a message on behalf of Mav.
Rooster: “Y’all better show your asses up at our house by 6 for
family trivia night.”
Payback: Family trivia night?
Fanboy: is this just like trivial pursuit?
Fritz: This is Mav and Ice. They’re not gonna do basic trivial
pursuit.
Coyote: I’m trash at Trivia.
Harvard: Finally, my years of being a natural geographic atlas kid
has paid off.
Hangman: Neeerrrrddddd
Phoenix: Is this actually trivia night Bradley or is it “Trivia” night.
Halo: either way megan and i are coming.
Rooster: Ice says its mandatory if you don’t want to do push-ups
on Monday.
Yale: I’ll be there. But would also like to know trivia type.
Omaha: Ice really wants us all there?
Rooster: Family trivia night is basically quiz night.
Bob: Quiz night?
Rooster: Yes. It’s trivia based on the binder.
Fritz: So we actually have to know this shit is what you’re saying.
Payback: Fuck we actually had to memorize the binder?
Fanboy: Welp. I’m screwed then.
Halo: see you all later tonight then. im off to try and cram as much info into my head as possible.
Harvard: Yale it’s like the good old college days then.
“How’d you find this place?” Coyote asked, following Fanboy into the coffee shop with Payback.
Fanboy had dragged them off North Island to get together to study for the trivia night together. They had about 6 hours before they’d need to head back to the island for dinner and trivia at Mav’s but Fanboy was determined to cram in as much studying in that time. Harvard and Yale had waved them off, already hunched over the binder and filling it with sticky notes and taking notes on the side when they’d asked if they could join. The Ivy’s had already monopolized the largest table in the house. This had led to the 3 of them piling into Coyote’s car and driving to this coffee shop in downtown San Diego with their binders under their arms to find a place to review.
“It was recommended by a friend,” Fanboy responded as they stepped into the shop.
“I’ve met all your friends. Which of them would know a good coffee shop to study at?” Payback huffed in annoyance as they stepped up to the counter to order.
“Don’t worry about it,” Fanboy brushed the question off, instead choosing to face the counter and give his order and pay for it before letting Coyote and Payback do the same.
“If this coffee isn’t as good as you say I’m leaving both of you here,” Coyote muttered after paying, “Now where are we going to sit?”
They scanned the shop, there were a few two-person tables open around but it took a minute before Payback noticed something and spoke up.
“Isn’t that Megan and Halo?” he asked, pointing towards the 4-person table next to the one other open 4 table in the corner.
Sure enough, it was confirmed as they approached, as Halo was hunched over her notebook. Megan sat across from her wearing a baseball cap that she’d tucked her hair up into. Theia was in her stroller next to them, cover-up and blanket draped over the top. An open spot had a binder flipped and left open, indicating they’d come with a third person.
“Hey guys,” Fanboy greeted like it wasn’t a big surprise to see Halo at the coffee shop as he sat down at the open table next to them, “You prepping for Trivia night too?”
“Yep. I forgot you knew about this place too,” Halo confirmed, setting her pen down that she’d been using to take notes on a piece of paper, “Omaha is with us. He just ran around the corner to get a notebook cause he didn’t have one.”
“How do you know about this place?” Coyote asked taking his own seat and pulling his materials out to get down to review the binder.
“Oh, Fanboy and I always come with Iceman when we have ASL only days.”
Payback’s head whipped towards Fanboy, “The admiral is the friend who recommended this place to you?” he squawked out in shock, “You couldn’t have just told us that?”
“I probably would have resisted coming here less too if you’d just told me,” Coyote grumbled under his breath.
“Either way want me to quiz you Halo?” Fanboy asked the other WSO completely ignoring the baffled looked of Payback and Coyote.
“How about this,” Megan interrupted, setting the book she’d been reading down and grabbing Omaha’s left open binder and beginning to flip through it, “I’ll quiz all of you until Theia wakes up then we’ll go walk along the boardwalk and continue to quiz each other.”
“Deal.”
“Alright that’s the last of the snacks,” Maverick grinned as he walked back into the living room and put the bowl of chips on the already crowded coffee table where everyone had gathered around.
Bradley had claimed his beloved corner of the sectional, with Jake squished in next to him to try and make room for Coyote on the end of that side of the couch. Fritz had sat down on the floor by Coyote’s legs. Bob was on the other side of Bradley, with Phoenix sitting on the floor and leaning back on his legs, giving her easy arm reach access to the pretzels that were in front of her. Payback and Fanboy were next, with Payback sitting on the couch and Fanboy on the floor next to Phoenix. Megan had claimed the recliner, Halo taking her normal position on the armrest of the chair. Omaha sat on the floor next to it, leaning back against the side of the chair. Theia was asleep in one of the guest rooms and Halo had the baby monitor in her hand. Harvard and Yale were both on the floor at the end of the couch, leaning against it partially.
Ice stood at the front of the room, a deck of cards in hand, with more resting on the top of the mantle behind him. The group had flooded into the house about an hour ago, all bickering over who’d end up winning the night. Ice had stayed silent mostly, watching them bicker except for a few times when Bradley spoke up Ice would flash a few words in ASL and the younger pilot would automatically shut up. This caused Fanboy and Halo to snicker, being the only ones fluent enough to follow Ice’s signing other than Rooster and Mav.
“We’re ready to go then Ice!” Mav grinned looking towards his husband and putting his hands on his hips with pride at the arrangement of snacks he’d been able to layout. The spread would for sure appease everyone's tastes and likely last the entire night if he’d calculated everything correctly.
Ice nodded and looked to the group of aviators, “The rules for trivia are simple. If the Trivia is about you, you can’t answer. Mav keeps points on the scoreboard,” Mav gestured towards the whiteboard next to him at the front of the room, already having each of the 13 players’ names on it. “We’re doing individual points tonight.”
“What does the winner get?” Rooster interrupted, clearly annoyed by the rules he’d heard time and time again.
Ice glared at his adoptive son before answering. “The Winner gets one favor from me, no limits in my capacity as COMPACFLT. And I’m not saying a get-out of jail free card. This is an actual favor that I wouldn’t give you as just Mav’s husband. This is convince a president type of favor.”
Everyone in the room straightened, including Megan.
“We’ll be playing via first to answer correctly. And these questions will be getting harder as we go on. Everything asked was in the rulebook. Good luck Aviators,” Ice stated.
And the game began.
“What state was Bradley born in?”
“Texas!” Phoenix and Hangman screamed out at the same time, causing both to turn towards each other in fury at the potential point being stolen from them as Mav ticked a point next to each.
“What sport did Harvard play in College?”
“Lacrosse?”
“That is incorrect Payback.”
“Rowing! He was Coxswain!”
“Correct Yale, extra point for the position. "
“Why or how did Omaha get his callsign?”
Fritz’s hand shot up, “Payton Manning Football Call!”
“Correct. How old was Payback when he discovered he was allergic to strawberries?”
“12?” Harvard guessed.
“Incorrect.”
“8,” Megan answered.
“That is right. What does BOB actually stand for?”
“It doesn’t stand for anything! It’s a reference to Bob the Builder!” Rooster exclaimed.
“Correct. How many bones has Maverick broken in the past 10 years?”
“7,” Yale shouted before anyone else had the chance.
“Right. What college did Megan attend?”
“Berkeley right? That’s where you met Halo,” Coyote guessed looking towards the woman.
“Incorrect.”
“Stanford,” Harvard corrected.
“That is right. Where did Coyote almost get mauled by a bear while hiking because he forgot bearspray?”
“Grand Tetons National Park,” Bob answered.
“Correct. What style of horseback riding do Hangman and Bob do?”
“Hangman can do both but prefers Western and Bob does western,” Omaha answered cutting everyone else off before they could answer.
“Right. What is the first step in an emergency if stranded with another Kazansky-Mitchell?”
“Check for injuries, especially concussions,” Halo responded, “Then ask what the hell they were thinking.”
“Correct. If you’ve pissed off an Admiral what is the first step you should do?”
“If not Iceman try not to piss them off more and let Ice handle it later,” Bradley answered.
“If Admiral Cain, find Maverick or Iceman and run to get away from any impending drama,” Fritz added.
“Both of you are correct.”
And so the night continued, as the team fought for points, snacks slowly disappearing as the game was played. At the end though it was down between Harvard and Megan, both tied with Rooster a point behind.
“This is will be the tie-breaker and final question,” Ice announced holding up the last card he had in his hand, “This will only be between Megan and Harvard, no one else can answer. Are you ready?”
“Eat shit, Harvard.”
“In your dreams rocket girl. That favor is mine.”
“What use would you have for a favor from Iceman?”
“I could ask the same Ms. Already has contracts with NASA.”
“Enough,” Ice interrupted before clearing his throat and looking back down to the card, “When Mav ejected from the Darkstar at over Mach 10, what cafe did he walk to in order to call for help?”
Harvard’s eyes widened as did Megan’s as they tried to mentally remember the answer to the question, both pausing to figure it out.
“They served huckleberry I remember!” Megan yelled out in annoyance at being unable to remember the name of the little cafe, “A boy told Mav he’d landed on Earth when he asked where he was!”
Ice nodded, “That is correct but not the answer we’re looking for sorry Megan. Do you have a guess at the correct answer?”
“Cecil’s Cafe!” Harvard exclaimed, jumping up from his spot next to Yale, “The answer is Cecil’s Cafe!”
“That is correct Harvard.”
“Holy shit!” He screamed in response, turning to face Rooster, “Try and beat that Rooster! Harvard study tactics at their finest!”
“Sorry about him,” Yale quickly apologized, “He had a Bang energy drink about an hour before we came and it’s probably still in his system.”
“Now he’s the payment for this night of fun,” Mav interrupted, looking at his family in front of him.
“Knew this was too good to be true,” Fritz mumbled, crossing his arms over his chest in annoyance.
“We need you all to come to the Navy Gala next week on base,” Mav stated, as he cleaned off the whiteboard.
“Do we have to go,” Coyote groaned, “Galas are boring.”
“Yes,” Ice stated, “Because if you don’t Cain may use it as ammunition to dismantle the squad. So it’s time to put on your makeup and your nice clothes and outfits that aren’t just your dress uniforms and for one night not cause a disaster.”
“Well shit, that’s no fun.”
Notes:
Hey Guys. Sorry for the later and shorter chapter. It's been a hectic week for me. I took the MCAT on Saturday, and started my last year of college on Monday. I hopefully should be able to get the next chapter out quicker. Either way I love and appreciate all of you and look forward till next time!
Chapter 19 Preview:
Halo: Can I stab a senator with my heels?
Megan: No. I paid good money for you to own those. Here, use a butter knife.
Chapter 19: Dressed Up
Summary:
The Navy Gala and the politics of it all
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
North Island Daggers
11:57 am
Fritz: Harvard, you are insane.
Fritz: Insane.
Harvard: I am not! I just like it ok! You don’t have to!
Fritz: Where are the girls? They’ll side with me.
Payback: What? Why are you trying to bring them into this
argument?
Fritz: We’ve been discussing Pineapple on Pizza or not for 20
minutes here and neither Halo or Phoenix have messaged back
with their opinion.
Yale: It took you 20 minutes to realize this?
Harvard: Why is that important?
Fritz: Because I know they both have opinions on this. You’re the
one who started this by suggesting to order the abomination for
tonight’s dinner Harvard.
Omaha: Halo’s been adamant on no for as long as I’ve known her.
Fritz: So thats 6 to no right now with Omaha, I, Yale, Payback, and
Coyote. Yet the rest of you state your love for the abomination.
Fanboy: I literally said I’ve never tried it. I’m allergic to Pineapple
so I have to stay out of the argument sorry.
Fritz: disappointing.
Bob: I would eat it but I don’t prefer it. It’s nothing I’d order
myself but if it’s offered as the only option I won’t complain
Rooster: It’s not that bad honestly Fritz.
Fritz: Lies. How do you date this man Hangman.
Hangman: By also eating pineapple on my pizza.
Fritz: DISGUSTING
Fritz: You two deserve each other.
Bob: Halo and Phoenix are also shopping today for Gala wear. And
Phoenix doesn’t like pineapple on pizza.
Fritz: At least they have taste unlike some of us here apparently.
“I don’t know how to feel about the color,” Phoenix stated as she looked at herself in the mirror. Halo had thrown the dress she was wearing over the door of the dressing room last minute insisting that she should at minimum try it on.
With the Gala rapidly approaching Megan had simply stated they needed a girl's day to find dresses to wear. Halo had rolled her eyes and pointed out that both Megan and herself owned dresses already from when they had to attend fundraisers for Astrella which was pretty often. Megan had waved her off with the answer, “Phoenix likely needs a dress, and a woman can never have too many shoes or clothes as my aunt always used to say. Plus we can take Belle with us and get to know her better along with getting blackmail on Jake.”
That last part had really been the convincer.
So with Megan leading the way the 4 women had ended up at a high-end store to try on dresses, Theia left behind with her Grandpa and Deda for the afternoon. They’d already been at the store for an hour now having been going through trying different dresses that the stylists offered to them. With Megan being as big as she was they’d given them a private room in the back to try on everything and drink champagne while going through clothes.
They’d already found Belle a dress and Megan had chosen one earlier in the week off a rack that her personal stylist had sent over but they were still trying to figure out what Halo and Phoenix should wear.
“The style is good. It has a bit too deep a cut maybe for a gala with higher brass for you,” Megan commented, setting her champagne flute down to lean forward a bit.
“What do you mean? The dress is kickass, why can’t she wear that?” asked Belle as she glanced towards the billionaire scientist.
“You haven’t spent much time around military things have you, Belle?” Halo called from her dressing room, having been changing between dresses after catching a brief glimpse of Phoenix’s own.
“Jake’s constantly in and out of assignments usually. Never been in the same city as him before to go to one of these,” Bell admitted.
Megan nodded in understanding, “Well, Nat is one of the best pilots in the navy. If she was a date she’d be fine maybe. But because of her positioning, anything that borders a bit too much would be viewed negatively. Same with Callie. It’s the issue of being a woman. We’re easier to target to try and knockdown. We’re not gonna let a dress be that downfall.”
“So Sexism?”
“Sexism,” Megan confirmed to Belle before looking back to Phoenix, “You’re right the color isn’t the greatest. How many more dresses do you have to try on?”
“Two more,” Phoenix answered, making her way back to her dressing room, “I’m going to do the green one next I think. It’s going to be the better one I feel it.”
“Now, tell us everything you can about Jake,” Halo exclaimed toward Belle even though she’d yet to come out.
“What do you want to know about my brother? There’s a lot to say.”
“Anything embarrassing that we can use to hold it over him,” Phoenix answered.
“Well, that’s a lot. Like how I once caught Jake making out with his high school boyfriend on the barn roof and caused him to fall off it into a pile of hay,” Belle offered before smiling to herself. “Had to pay me to help get all the hay out of his hair before our dad got home And mind you I was like 9 at the time.”
“Oh, I think this may be it!” Halo gasped suddenly, throwing open the curtain to reveal the red jumpsuit she was wearing, “I’ll have to have a few things adjusted but that’s easy.”
Megan nodded in confirmation looking over her wife’s outfit, “Looks fantastic love. It’s perfect.”
“Great that leaves Phoenix with just needing to find an outfit!” Halo grinned turning around and walking over to Megan, giving her a quick kiss before walking back towards the dressing room to get into her normal clothes.
“Any luck with the green Natasha?” Megan asked pulling out her phone quickly to look at the time, “If it doesn’t work I can reach out to my stylist Allen and we can try and get you something from his stalk.”
“No. I think this will work,” Phoenix announced, opening the curtain to show off the green a-line dress that she was wearing. “It’s the best fit I’ve found.”
“Are you choosing it because you’re tired of looking or actually like the dress?” Belle asked, “Because you shouldn’t spend an exorbitant amount of money on a dress you’re just ok with.”
Megan nodded, “Belle is right. You should love it. Don’t worry about the price tag though. I’ve got this trip covered.”
“I personally think it looks amazing and heads will turn and roll,” Halo commented, peaking out from the door of her own dressing room.
Phoenix turned in the mirror, looking at the back of the dress and then the front again. She shifted her stance like if she adjusted her position she’d find something she didn’t like about the dress that she really loved. She didn’t want to admit it though. She’d never been comfortable in dresses growing up but had loved them before she got her burns. Any dress she’d felt confident in after that only showed the remnants of her injury. She’d never loved to show her scars.
This dress did show them, the back of the dress being open and unobstructed. Maybe that was why she was hesitating with the dress. She loved everything about it, the way it fit her, the color, and even the styling of the back. But it showed her scars. Her burn scars that had earned her the name Phoenix. The burns showed just how hard she’d worked to get to where she was.
Even if others stared she had her family with her. And this dress made her feel confident.
“I’m sure this is the one,” Natasha spoke, her head held high as she smiled at her reflection in the mirror. This was her dress.
“Good,” Megan chirped, moving to stand up and put her purse over her shoulder, “Now I’m gonna go pay for the outfits, and then we’re gonna go home. Even though I fully trust Maverick and Iceman, I would like to get back to my daughter. Plus my mentor is in town for the Gala and if I don’t give her time with her granddaughter she’s gonna kill me so I have to get to meeting with her.”
North Island Daggers
10:13 am
Coyote: Are we carpooling to this shit or anything?
Payback: You chose to sleep in and miss our discussion over
carpools.
Coyote: It was one day we didn’t have to be up at the crack of
dawn. I was gonna abuse it. At least I can break out of military
training and sleep in past 6.
Phoenix: I’m getting ready over at Halo’s and Megan's so I’m
going to carpool with her, Megan, Belle, and Omaha.
Hangman: My sister is coming?
Halo: ya you didn’t know?
Harvard: Oooooo Sibling dramaaa
Yale: Those at Hangman’s are going to take 2 cars. Rooster is
carpooling with Mav and Ice and will meet us there.
Bob: I’m also driving myself if anyone wants a ride with me.
Coyote: So what I’m hearing is that it will sort itself out and just
get in a car when someone else does.
Fanboy: Basically.
Hangman: Can we go back to why my sister is coming?
Rooster: She’s coming as a representative of Megan’s company
Jake.
Fritz: Isn’t Megan just coming as Halo’s date?
Omaha: Astrella is a giant company with multiple contracts,
including with the military. This is the biggest Gala on the west
coast. It isn’t a normal ball. This is a political chessboard with us
as pawns to try and make the military look good.
Payback: Damn Omaha, got any strong feelings about this?
Omaha: Just trying to emphasize just how many eyes may be on
us tonight. The President gets invited to this and comes every
other year. It’s not going to be a simple walk in the park.
Harvard: Looking at this politically too, Admiral Cain is likely to
show up and we know he’s tried to get us disassembled before.
Having us there we’re the prized stars of the fleet. It’s a powerplay
on Kazansky’s part. Having us there also shows how much favor
he carries in the navy.
Harvard: Personally I believe that if he wanted Iceman could run
for president on the platform he has and could potentially get a
nomination from a party. Maybe even win it all.
Rooster: Please do not tell Ice or Mav that. I can barely handle
them being as powerful as they are.
Fritz: but the white house has a bowling alley Rooster
Fritz: a bowling alley.
Phoenix: This would also mean Mav as the first lady and I don’t
think the man can handle all those responsibilities.
Fanboy: Are we not going to acknowledge that Harvard went full
intellectual there?
Halo: man went full seriousness there.
Payback: Honestly surprised that was as in-depth as it was.
Harvard: I did go to Harvard for Political Science too guys.
Phoenix: I thought you went for Finance?
Yale: he did both.
Harvard: I did both.
Yale: See.
Rooster: Either way do not suggest it to Mav.
Fritz: But the bowling alleeyyyyyy
Fanboy: I personally vote for the bowling alley
“I hate this,” Fanboy grumbled trying to adjust the tightness of his bowtie around his neck to be a little looser without undoing the knot.
“I feel completely out of place,” Payback muttered before taking a sip of the scotch in his hand, “At a minimum, the bar is an open one.”
Fritz grinned and raised his glass slightly to the comment, “To which I will fully be taking advantage of.”
“Which raises the question of how they’re affording that,” Hangman pointed out, glancing over towards the bar as he leaned on the table.
Yale was the one who answered, “Probably sponsorship by Boeing. I’ve seen their names in like 6 different places already.”
“That or Astrella. I’ve counted 8 mentions of the company so far,” Harvard inputted from his place standing next to Yale.
The 6 of them having all driven to the Gala together were lingering around one of the tables towards the side of the giant ballroom where the party had been set up it. It was far fancier than expected and the second they’d stepped into the 5-star hotel that was hosting the event, Hangman and Harvard had straightened. Years of training engraved into Hangman from his youth were showing in the way he walked and was careful with how much he drank. Harvard meanwhile was glancing around the room like he was cataloging who exactly was at the event.
It was due to this he was the first to see Rooster walk into the room, looking around a bit lost. When Rooster noticed the group a smile appeared on his face ad he quickly started to make his way over to them.
“Evening Roo,” Hangman welcomed, his eyes lingering on Rooster in his suit for a moment longer then he probably should have even if they were dating, “Where’re the dads? I thought you came with them?”
“Ice got pulled aside by a senator the minute we got to coat check-in. And Mav can’t leave his side when Ice gets ambushed like that unless he wants to lose a bet,” Rooster explained, taking the glass Hangman was holding out of his hand and taking a sip of it for himself. He then gave it back to his boyfriend and looked towards the rest of the group, “I saw Omaha too. Not the girls, something about last-minute makeup corrections?”
“Ah if only to have such excuses to easily duck out or put off entering,” Fritz sighed dramatically, leaning on Payback next to him as if he was swooning.
“Don’t let them hear you say that,” Yale pointed out, “They’ll just spend the rest of the night pointing out everything else that’s painful. Heels.”
“Spanx,” Coyote offered.
“Bobby Pins and constant reapplication of lipstick,” Hangman added.
“Basically it will turn into a pissing contest on who’s the most uncomfortable and the girls will likely win,” Rooster clarified, rounding out the point they were trying to make to Fritz.
“Now can we go back to the bet Mav made with his husband about not leaving his side?” Payback asked looking over to Rooster.
“They always make bets during events like this. It’s part of the tactic that Ice developed to keep Mav from wreaking havoc and going off alone,” Rooster explained, “Tonight’s bet was that Ice thought Mav wouldn’t be able to stick by his side every time a politician talked to them. If he wins Mav gets another motorcycle.”
“They have room for another motorcycle?” Fanboy questioned.
“In the hanger yes. That’s how Mav got the rest of his bikes. Mav rarely accomplishes it though so we’ll see if tonight will be a night it actually happens.”
Payback nodded in understanding, “We want to put bets on if it happens or how long it takes for him to fail?”
“He’ll make it till 9,” Harvard said definitively with little hesitation.
“8:30. With all the politicians and backers here, he’s going to break sooner,” Hangman countered.
“Other bets?” Payback asked looking towards the group.
Rooster nodded, stealing another sip of Jake’s drink before answering, “He’ll make it to 9:30. He has his eye on a very specific bike which is gonna give him further motivation to make it longer than usual.”
“What are we betting on?”
All the aviators flinched in shock and turned to see Bob staring at them, a glass of soda in his hand and Omaha next to him.
“Where the fuck did you come from,” Coyote swore, his hand on his chest.
“The bar. Now the bet?”
And so the group explained the situation to Bob and Omaha while they waited for the girls to actually enter the ballroom and join them. They were able to see Mav and Ice enter but quickly get pulled into another conversation before they could make any headway towards the daggers. Rooster pointed out brief glimpses of the other 86 Top Gun class he noticed, such as Slider who was seeming to flirt with a blonde woman at the bar.
“I swear she looks familiar,” Rooster mumbled to Hangman, staring down the scene in front of him, “I just can’t put where I’ve seen her from.”
It was another 10 minutes before Mav made it over to the table, Ice talking with Cyclone that he clearly looked to be annoyed by the conversation to anyone who knew him. But Mav had gotten out of the conversation because Cyclone wasn’t a politician.
“Can you get me a drink kid?” Mav muttered as he approached his team, “I’d go myself but then I’d have to interact with any politician I ran into.” It wasn’t clear which one of the boys he asked out of the group of them but without hesitation, Payback peeled off with Fritz to get their father figure a drink.
“Hey, Mav,” Rooster asked after the two had started to head over towards the bar, “Do you know who that woman is talking with Slider is? I swear she looks familiar but I can’t remember from where.”
Mav’s head turned to look towards the same direction Rooster was looking in and focused on Slider. At first, when his eyes landed on the woman he squinted like he too was trying to place her. He was quicker to remember than Rooster though because in a brief instant his eyes widened and he ducked behind Hangman’s frame hissing out, “Oh shit hide me.”
“Damn Dad. Afraid of a lady?” Hangman joked, looking down at the rear admiral who was using him as a shield.
“Yes. Because that’s Charlie.”
Rooster’s own eyes flew open and he snapped to look back at the woman before looking back to Mav, “That’s Charlie?”
“Yes. Now stop looking.”
“Who’s Charlie?” Fanboy asked, still looking over at Slider and her.
“Charlie Blackwood. She was an instructor during Ice’s and mine time at Top Gun,” Maverick quickly explained peaking out from behind Hangman to see if she’d noticed him, “She left for private industry and a university position a few months after my class.”
“And why are you afraid of her?” Harvard questioned, watching Maverick with a look of amusement on his face.
Mav huffed a bit in annoyance, “Because she was the last woman I dated before I started dating Ice.”
That caused all eyes but Rooster’s to turn to look at Mav in shock.
“Ya ya,” Mav grumbled, “I was a bit of a lady’s man before Ice.”
Rooster snorted, “A bit?”
“Shut up Bradley. Just don’t let her see me or Ice see her. They like to talk shit about me.”
“Bit late for that Mav,” Coyote commented, causing all of them to look back to the bar.
Ice was now talking with Slider and Charlie having escaped Cyclone, a smile on his face as he talked with the two of them. Charlie seemed to ask a question and Ice looked around, his eyes set on Payback and Fritz and pointing them out to Charlie before looking back around. He spotted Hangman and Rooster and quickly pointed toward them. It was clear he was pointing out the kids he’d adopted, assuming Mav would be lingering around them. Charlie’s eyes rested on Rooster and a flash of pain showed on her face, the smile dropping for a moment before she looked back to Ice, continuing to talk but with a much somber expression.
“How is Charlie even here?” Rooster questioned after giving a slight wave looking back to Mav for an answer.
“How the hell should I now? All I got told was she was going into industry and civilian university teaching over military contractors and never heard from her again after my first Top Gun teaching stint,” Mav muttered, “Last time I saw her it was at one of these things in 2013 and she’d been working at a newer space tech startup as a mentor/investor type. Her and Ice spent the entire night making fun of my quirks they both discovered.”
Fanboy let out a laugh, “A space tech startup?”
Mav nodded.
“Am I the only one who knows that Charlotte Blackwood was the mentor of one Megan Bassett at Stanford and a primary investor in Astrella?” Fanboy asked looking towards Mav whose face was drained of color from learning that.
“Shit,” the man cursed, “Sometimes I swear this world is too fucking small.”
“It’s the military community, it’s small already and only gets smaller when you get as specialized as we do,” Harvard pointed out, “Oh here come the girls.”
All heads turned to look at where Harvard was looking, the 4 women making their way over to the bar as well. Megan led the way in an elegant navy blue dress accented with gold stitching and one of the shoulder straps being gold as well. Her eyes were focused in on Charlie as she was clearly leading the group toward Ice and her. Halo was wearing the long and flowy red jumpsuit with gold jewelry, a step behind her wife. Phoenix wore the open-back, dark green halter neck dress that she’d gotten and had silver jewelry on, and a black clutch in her hand. Belle was next to her and wore a light blue dress with gold jewelry and was engaged in conversation with Phoenix as they walked.
“Holy shit where the hell did they come from?” Fritz questioned watching them.
“Who cares, they look fantastic. Especially Belle,” Coyote commented.
Hangman looked over at his best friend, his head turning slowly to fixate on the look he was giving his sister, “Javy I swear if you flirt with my sister I will murder you.”
Coyote broke from looking at the girls to meet Hangman’s eyes. Hangman was glaring at him, a clear look of Don’t even try it written on his face.
Rooster rolled his eyes at the two’s antics and looked to Bob, whose own eyes were fixated on Phoenix, unmoving and a dumb look of adoration on his face. He was clearly smiting at seeing his girlfriend dressed up so elegantly. Rooster was just happy to see Phoenix not hesitating to show her scars anymore with the open back of the dress.
They watched as Megan said hello to Ice before quickly hugging Charlie who looked happy to see her mentee. It took a minute but soon enough the women were making their way over to the table where the guys were, Ice lingering behind to talk to Slider.
“Shit shit shit,” Mav cursed looking to see if he could break away but Rooster grabbed the back of Mav’s suit before he could run.
“Hey boys,” Phoenix greeted as they approached into talking distance.
“Charlie, this is Halo’s team,” Megan introduced, “Payback and Fritz I spotted back by the bar but this is the team that Ice was saying he’s training with Mav.”
Charlie smiled, “It’s nice to see you all. Mav,” she greeted, noticing the man standing stiffly next to Hangman and Rooster, “Surprised you didn’t run away when you saw me.”
Mav let out a huff of air and jolted a thumb in Rooster’s direction, a look of annoyance on his face, “This one didn’t let me. Saw you talking with Ice, complaining about me?”
Charlie shrugged like it was no big deal, “We resonate well on complaining about you. Can you blame us?”
“I’m confused,” Halo interrupted looking between the two, “You both know each other?”
“We used to date,” they answered at the same time, still not breaking eye contact though while they stated it.
Phoenix let out a laugh at that, having come to stand next to Bob, who’d wrapped an arm around her waist and pulled her close to him. “So you two are going to be seeing a lot of each other then.”
Both heads turned toward Phoenix, “What?” “Huh?”
“Charlie is Theia’s grandmother? Sort of how you and Ice are her grandfathers,” Megan explained, clearly amused by the situation in front of her.
The two exes looked towards each other, looks of unsettlement on their faces at the realization that they’d be seeing each other a lot more. Mav was clearly the more unsettled one while Charlie seemed to be more amused by the idea she’d get more time to shit on Mav with Ice.
“Fucking hell,” Mav groaned, running his hands down his face, “I’m going to get my own drink,” he complained, moving to walk away just as Payback and Fritz walked back up to the table. “This is worse than losing the politician’s bet tonight.” was the last thing the group heard before he walked off to find Ice.
After that, the group broke apart a little, with Fanboy and Harvard lingering at the table to talk with Charlie and ask about her work that was still heavily admired in the naval aviation field. Yale stuck with them even if he couldn’t keep up with all the nerdiness.
Megan and Halo went off to rub shoulders with senators and other people that Megan insisted they had to interact with for the sake of the company. Belle went with them.
“Can I stab a senator with my heels?” Halo asked before they walked off.
“No. I paid good money for you to own those. Use a butter knife instead,” was Megan’s response before they disappeared into the crowd of people.
Rooster, Hangman, Bob, and Phoenix all went out to the dance floor that was just starting to get filled. Coyote and Payback went back to the bar to see if they could find Slider and talk with him. Fritz and Omaha meanwhile went to go see where appetizers were or if there was an open buffet.
The group kept passing one another gossiping about what they’d seen in quick passing before continuing on.
“I saw Fanboy get pulled into a conversation with Admiral Cain,” Coyote muttered to Phoenix when they’d both ended up at the bar at the same time, “Payback basically sprinted across the ballroom to find Ice to handle him.”
“He remembered the rulebook guidelines then,” she grinned as she got her drink before nodding a simple goodbye and disappearing back into the crowd.
“Fritz is cut off from drinks,” Omaha whispered to Hangman while they brushed should walking past each other. Hangman nodded his head in confirmation of understanding and within 5 minutes it had spread to every Dagger and Yale with Harvard had planted themselves as sticking with Fritz to prevent him from getting any drinks.
When the 9:00 mark passed Rooster informed Payback that Mav was still sticking to the bet though it probably wouldn’t last another 30 minutes based on the way the pilot was getting antsy. Sure enough, Rooster had been right and Mav’s chances at a new motorcycle went out the window when he walked away from a conversation Ice was happening with the governor of California.
When it started to reach 10 was when Hangman noticed Megan standing stiffly engaged in a conversation with a man he didn’t quite recognize. He looked familiar and the way he held himself was clearly military but he seemed to be talking down to Megan as if she wasn’t as important as him.
“What you looking at Hon?” Rooster asked, setting a hand on Jake’s lower back as he came to stand next to his boyfriend.
“Megan. She’s talking with that guy and every time she goes to open her mouth he cuts her off. I don’t even know if he realizes who she is,” Hangman responded.
Rooster followed his boyfriend’s gaze to see the convo. But he was clearly stumped by the scene too because he didn’t recognize the man.
“Either way as I was saying I have yet to be impressed by Astrella and their team up with the new squadron out of North Island. Overall the contract the company has with our military hasn’t been fulfilled and the owner’s relationship with one of the WSOs is clearly inappropriate,” the man complained to Megan.
Megan’s grip on her empty champagne flute was strong but she still held a look of composure on her face, “Really Admiral Lebruin?” she asked feigning innocence.
The admiral nodded, “Indeed. My son was recently at a Top Gun class and complained to me about that Maverick and his husband Iceman. Apparently, Megan Bassett was a guest lecturer and he found her boring and unconnected to the course’s content. I personally think that Iceman should have retired after his cancer battle. Maverick should have been discharged years ago as well. But now they’re spending taxpayer dollars to build a permanent squad they think is elite but will likely die the minute either of them does.”
Megan went to respond but Lebruin cut her off again.
“Clearly they’re both out of touch with the times if they don’t think my son worthy of the Top Gun plaque. I’ve been working on getting them removed from their positions with the help of Admiral Cain but there seems to be backlash from private investors if it happens. But please, tell me the company you represent may be able to fill the hole Astrella would leave if they were to pull out.”
Megan tilted her chin and set her glass down on the table they stood next to, “I highly doubt that hole would be able to be filled by anyone, especially by my company.”
“And why do you assume that?” Admiral Lebruin, Commander of the Atlantic Fleet asked, having zero clue who he was dealing with.
Megan looked back at him, “Because of the billions of dollars that Astrella has in contracts across multiple governmental departments. NASA, the state department, the Navy, Air Force, Army, the Marines, and the Pentagon overall. The support of the Dagger squad out of North Island is a major thing as well. Maverick’s a legend across all of the aerospace community with the title of the Fastest Man Alive. For him to be teaching a squad, a squad known for completing miracles deemed impossible is something the Navy needs to be boasting about. On top of that, I’ve been a lecturer at Top Gun before, even with your son’s class. And let me tell you he didn’t live up to the expectations you have of him. That plaque could have never been won by him even if he was the only class member.”
A flash of anger passed over the Admiral’s face, his eyes narrowing and focusing in.
“Who are you to say that?” he sneered out at her.
Before Megan could respond though Ice approached, a fresh flute of champagne in his hand.
“Ah Megan there you are,” he greeted, handing the flute to Megan, “I got you a new glass since I saw you were out.”
“Thank you Ice,” she stated gratefully, before looking back to Lebruin, who was clearly confused by the appearance of his Pacific counterpart.
“Admiral Kazansky.”
“Admiral Lebruin. I see you’ve met Mrs. Basset. She’s been a guest lecturer at my husband’s Top Gun class, especially with your son’s class months ago.”
Lebruin’s eyes flicked over to Megan who was sipping the new glass that Ice had brought her. He clearly recognized who he was now dealing with by the way the color had drained from his face. He’d also made the connection that Ice and Megan knew each other and were close.
Once she finished her sip she set the glass down and looked back to Lebruin, “Now as we were discussing before. I have every right to comment on the gap that would be left if Astrella pulled out just like you wished us to. No competitor in the marketplace would be able to fill our entire load. And my continued support of the Dagger squadron under Ice and Mav is going to cause you backlash at every point you try and remove them. There’s a reason my company has so many contracts and that is because I’m well-liked and go beyond expectations.”
Admiral Lebruin went to respond but Megan cut him off before he could even begin to talk.
“That is on top of Admiral Kazansky’s already beloved status in the pentagon and general America for his help with DADT getting overturned. So the next time you try it, and let's just say the information goes public, it won’t just be me you’ll be fighting against. And I’ve been giving you minimal effort even, so imagine just how powerful I can be when I give you my full effort and attention. Now while my public opinion numbers and Iceman’s here are incredibly high, I don’t believe yours are.”
“They are in fact dismal compared to yours Megan,” Ice contributed, a grin on his face that he knew she’d be right with whatever she was about to tell the other Admiral.
“Thank you Ice. Now if I was to go to the Pentagon tomorrow and say I was indeed pulling out on the rest of our contract because of a certain interaction with a homophobic, old guard, closed-minded Commander of the Atlantic Fleet, who’s career do you think would face more issue? One whose son assaulted a higher ranking aviator in a bar. That wouldn’t play well in the media either. Destroy your son’s career if not yours as well.”
Admiral Lebruin’s jaw tensed, “What are you suggesting Ms. Basset?”
“I am suggesting that you’ve had a long respected career. You’re already nearing the end of 3 years as a fleet commander. Why not retire with respect over battling it out with me,” she stated a soft smile on her face as if she was suggesting something incredibly minimal. “Also it’s Mrs. Basset Admiral. I am married to a wonderful woman.”
Ice could have bet that Lebruin wanted to explode in anger right there but due to the public setting was unable to.
“I wish you a wonderful retirement Admiral,” she grinned before grabbing her glass, hooking her arm through Ice’s, and walking off, leaving Lebruin behind speechless as they went to find any of the others from the squadron.
“Thank you for coming when you did,” she muttered to Ice as they walked off, “I probably would have punched him if you hadn’t come along and would have to use a favor to get me out of some hot water.”
Ice smiled, and patted her arm, “No favor needed to get you out of that situation. I would have paid good money to see you punch him any day of the week.”
North Island Daggers
11:45 am
Yale: Did anyone else see the news???
Phoenix: Need a bit more explanation than that.
Coyote: Clarification, please.
Yale: Admiral Lebruin is retiring.
Hangman: Admiral Lebruin? Like the commander of the Atlantic
Fleet Lebruin?
Payback: As in Packer’s Admiral father? That asshat’s sperm
donor?
Fanboy: Holy shit. He’s retiring?
Rooster: Hope the door hits him on the way out. Man was an ass.
Fritz: How the hell did he finally decide to retire?
Halo: i want to know how that little shithead is gonna handle the
pressure without daddy around.
Harvard: Rumor is that external pressure from private companies
that have contracts weren’t happy with his actions and
discrimination and preferential treatment
Bob: It was time he retired either way.
Omaha: None of us will miss him.
Payback: Time to place bets. Who thinks Ice did this?
Rooster: If he could have he would have done it years ago
probably.
Phoenix: I bet it is the other powerful person we know.
Coyote: Megan?
Halo: my wife would never do something so nefarious.
Halo: wait shit no. she definitely could.
Halo: yep.
Halo: megan did it.
Fritz: Well I propose we go drinking to celebrate!
Hangman: Let’s bring Mav and Ice with us. I bet they’d like to
celebrate this as well.
Rooster: They’re fucking ecstatic is what they are.
Notes:
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Chapter 20:
Javy: We've got this, who needs a lighter?
They did not indeed got this.
Chapter 20: The Narrows
Summary:
Into the desert for some surprises.
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
North Island Daggers
7:35 am
Fanboy: First car over here is about ready to leave!
Rooster: Just finished packing Bob’s Wrangler with all the gear
over here.
Rooster: Thank you for letting us use it again Bob.
Bob: Ya. It's not a problem with Phoenix and I coming up later with
Ice.
Halo: i am bitter.
Fritz: why because you can’t come?
Halo: yes.
Omaha: And why can’t you come again on the group camping trip
Halo.
Halo: i know that was fucking sarcastic as shit neil.
Omaha: Of course it fucking was Callie.
Phoneix: Ah I love WSO Pilot banter. So entertaining.
Omaha: We can’t all be you and Bob.
Harvard: I actually have zero clue why you can’t come though
Halo.
Halo: basically i married a woman involved in a bunch of shit and
since she came to our gala a bit ago and got rid of our most hated
admiral. so i now have to go to one of her galas as basically a than
you.
Halo: so i’ve been dragged to washington for the smithsonian one.
such is the payment of marriage.
Halo: at least with this one i don’t have to worry about brass
around every corner. also can get a bit drunk.
Fritz: I’m disappointed and annoyed still that y’all stopped me
from getting too drunk at the gala
Yale: You were stealing peoples watches Fritz!
Fritz: So? They didn’t notice them missing.
Coyote: Wait did you get that gold rolex I saw you wearing
yesterday from the gala?
Fritz: Ya. I get sticky fingers when drunk and tend to make big
scenes for distraction. I think I got like 200 dollars that night I did
bohemian rhapsody at the hard deck. Plus, I needed a new watch.
Omaha: What the fuck. I didn’t realize you were pickpocketing
people when I cut you off from drinking!
Fritz: It’s a normal thing. It’s fine.
Bob: No it’s really not.
Fanboy: So we now know to watch Fritz a bit better at big parties.
Payback: Back to Camping, please.
Payback: Can someone remind me of the car lineups?
Hangman: I wished i could pin this somewhere damn it instead of
constantly rewriting it.
Hangman: Bradley and I are going to be taking Bob’s Wrangler up
together with the gear. Harvard’s truck has the spillover gear and
Yale, Fanboy, and Coyote are with him. Payback, you’re going to
be with Omaha and Fritz in Mav’s car. Ice has to be on base for
longer and Bob or Phoenix has an appointment they refuse to tell
us about and can’t move. So the three of them will be coming up
later in the day so none of them have to drive alone. They should
be a few hours behind us.
Yale: And the campground at Zion is booked? I know first aid kits
a re in all cars as of yesterday and the big one is in the truck cause
I put them all there yesterday.
Rooster: Mav, Ice, and I all have the confirmations along with
Coyote in case. We have 3 camping sites reserved all next to one
another so each site can have 2 tents each.
Fanboy: This is gonna be awesome. I’ve always wanted to go to
Z ion.
Harvard: I’m just glad we’re going before the busy season so we
have a higher chance of winning the lottery for Angel’s Landing.
Payback: I am not doing Angel’s Landing.
Phoenix: Afraid of heights Payback?
Payback: am I afraid of heights at a place where people have died
hiking before? Yep. Not risking it especially with you idiots. Also
it's permits only, if that isn’t a sign of death i don’t know what is.
I’m not gonna risk my life holding on to that thin-ass chainlink
fence.
Fritz: I’ll join ya Harvard if you get a permit and want to break off
and do Angel’s Landing.
Hangman: I’d actually like to see the Narrows.
Bob: I believe that’s planned for us to do tomorrow?
Rooster: Yep. Bob, Jake, Coyote, Nat and I will be doing it
tomorrow
Bob: If any of you forget anything our car will bring it up or stop
for it.
Phoenix: Y’all better not forgot a bunch of shit and cause us to do
an entire Walmart run or something.
Harvard: Ye of little faith.
Phoenix: Have you seen all of you together? I’m not wrong to think
its a high possibility.
Rooster “Bradley” Bradshaw
8:49 am
Phoenix: You still have to send me the pickup information idiot.
Phoenix: I understand you used me as cover to pick it up since it
wouldn’t be ready till today and Bob and I are a few hours behind.
But if you want me to grab it I actually need the info to get the
ring Bradshaw.
Phoenix: Otherwise how else are you gonna propose to Bagman.
Use twine instead of the expensive piece of metal you’ve already
paid for?
Rooster: I emailed it to you last week.
Phoenix: Ya no you didn’t. I agreed to this pick-up because I knew
how likely you were to lose it or for Jake to find it. That doesn’t
equal me having to stand in a jewelry store for 3 hours though
because they can’t find the thing without that email.
Rooster: I just resent it Nat.
Rooster: And thank you for doing this. I owe you a major one.
Phoenix: You owe me best man at the wedding is what you owe
me, Bradshaw.
Phoenix: Or should I say soon-to-be Bradshaw-Seresin?
Rooster: I don’t even know how we’re doing last names Nat.
Rooster: But he hasn’t even said yes yet.
Phoenix: You doubt he won’t? That man looks at you like you’re
constantly the hottest thing around.
Phoenix: And that's saying something about a man who winks at
himself in mirrors.
Rooster: You really think he’ll say yes?
Phoenix: Brad Brad. If he doesn’t I will personally kill him. You’ve
been back together for a while and probably would have been
married long ago if you haven’t broken up after my burns. You
two love each other. You’ve got his sisters’ and mom’s blessings
to finally do it. Hell Javy even. Just man up, get on one knee in
those Narrows. Let Bob photograph it. Then enjoy all of us
celebrating with the stop in Vegas on the way back.
Rooster: Thank you Nat. Love you.
Phoenix: Ya ya. I’m the best sister you could have gotten with
your dads’ adopting tendencies. Just don’t screw this up. I’ve had
dibs on best man for years and will fight for it. It’s about damn
time I can cash in on that dibs.
Rooster: Will do. Just get the ring here safely and it’s yours.
Phoenix: Who do you take me for? You?
Rooster: Rude.
Phoenix: Like you’re gonna do shit about it while the fate of your
engagement rests in my hands. Now get back to talking to your
soon-to-be fiance while he drives so then he doesn’t get
suspicious idiot.
“God remind me why we picked a National Park that was a 9-hour drive away?” Coyote groaned as he arched his back to stretch. The first car had just arrived at the campsite, with the other two around 10 minutes behind. After the long drive from North Island to Southern Utah, they’d just arrived at the campsites at 5 pm.
“Because of the potential to stop in Vegas on the way back of course,” Harvard answered climbing out of the driver’s seat of his truck and making his way to the back of it to open the tailgate.
Yale got out of the passenger’s seat and closed the door to the car behind him, “Plus we got lucky by finding three campsites next to each other here. Yosemite and Grand Canyon didn’t have that.”
“Plus Vegas,” Fanboy called. He’d pulled out the first items out of the truck bed, a few of the camping chairs they’d brought, and had begun to carry them over to the picnic table by the firepit.
“Honestly it was Rooster and Phoenix pushing for Zion originally,” Coyote commented taking one of the tents from Harvard who handed it to him.
“Why the hell were they pushing for it?” Harvard questioned.
Coyote shrugged, but it was clear to the other 3 with him that he clearly knew more than what he was telling them. But before Harvard or Fanboy could try to push on the topic the Wrangler that Hangman and Rooster had been driving pulled in with Mav’s Jeep Grand Cherokee just seconds behind him, both taking the parking spots next to Harvard’s truck.
Hangman’s head poked out of the rolled-down window, “Who’s ready for camping!?”
Those out of the cars rolled their eyes while Payback, Omaha, Fritz, and Mav all climbed out of his car.
Soon enough all the boys were shuffling around, working to set up the tents they’d brought and squabbling over sleeping arrangements.
“I have to be in a tent with a couple?!” Fritz complained at the idea of being in the same tent as Yale and Harvard.
“Yes,” Omaha responded back, “Because we know Rooster and Hangman can’t share with anyone so they get their own. Mav and Ice have their own. Bob and Phoenix have Coyote in their tent when they show up. That leaves us with 2 other tents and 6 of us, so either you share with those two. Or you have to share with me, Payback, and Fanboy in a tent not built for people of Payback’s height already.”
“Then why don’t you share with them?” Fritz questioned in response, huffing and crossing his arms over his chest.
“Because I know both of them can sleep through your snoring because Harvard snores as well while Fanboy or I can’t. So we wanted the loud ass snorers together in one tent.”
“Fine. But if anyone is a loud ass snorer it's Rooster.”
“Hey!” the man exclaimed in refute at being dragged into this conversation, “I’m not that bad!”
Mav tried to cover a snort as he was carrying the firewood towards one of their firepits, “Sure kid. Totally doesn’t sound like a jet engine or anything. Don’t know how Jake manages to survive your snoring.”
Hangman laughed at that, taking the tentpoles out of Bradley’s hands after he’d stopped to respond and yell back at Mav.
Mav had been the quickest to set up their tent somehow, with the rest of the group taking longer to set them up. He’d even set it up alone which threw many of them off. Bradley would have been a close second in completing the setup if he didn’t start bickering over his snoring habits.
“How the hell did you set up your tent so quick Mav?” Fanboy asked to try and stop Rooster and Mav from bickering too much.
“Mav used to take me camping all the time,” Rooster quickly stated, going back to moving to help Hangman with their tent. “It was our ritual.”
Mav hummed in affirmation, “Every time I came back from a deployment and Ice couldn’t get off we’d drive out of the city and go find a spot to camp. Got pretty damn good at it.”
“Except for lighting a campfire,” Rooster added, “We’re shit at that for some reason. Can never get it started ourselves.”
“Always had to get Ice to do it if he was with us,” Mav laughed before lowering himself into one of the camp chairs that had been opened and set up by Payback earlier.
“You think we’ll be able to light one without him?” Hangman asked.
“There’s 10 of us. That’s a 10% chance that one of us will be able to accomplish it,” Coyote stated, “We won’t even need a lighter I bet.
“Famous last words,” Omaha muttered.
He was right of course, 2 hours later when Ice’s car pulled up with Bob in the driver’s seat they discovered 10 aviators surrounding a firepit trying to light a campfire.
“We don’t have enough kindling.”
“Shut up Reuben.”
“No no. He’s right Harvard. You don’t have enough.”
“Just use a piece of paper or a paper towel to light and put it between the logs.”
“Great suggestion Jake. If only we hadn’t tried that 30 minutes ago.”
“I’m getting cold.”
“Shush Fanboy. We get this fire we’ll be warm.”
“Use a paper towel.”
“We tried that already Fritz. This isn’t like one of your Molotov cocktails. It didn’t light. The lighter isn’t even working.”
“Remind me how we ended up trying string and a stick to light this fire?”
“Friction old man. Friction. Haven’t you ever watched a survival show?”
“I don’t appreciate the tone Javy.”
“Sorry Mav.”
“What are you all doing?” Ice asked. None of the 10 had noticed the newcomers and all jumped back from around the firepit to see them.
“We’re trying to light a fire Pops,” Rooster stated gesturing down to the pit with his left hand.
Ice’s eyes flicked to look at Rooster then Mav, then to the stick and string that Harvard had in his hand from trying to use friction to light the fire. None of the 10 seemed to have a lighter in their hands. “And why aren’t you using a lighter?”
“We think it’s out of gas,” Payback stated, “Won’t light and the spare one we found banging around Harvard’s truck won’t spark either. So we resorted to Discovery TV ideas.”
Ice sighed and rubbed the bridge of his nose, “And none of you thought to ask a fellow camper in the grounds to borrow a lighter?”
All 10 heads shook no.
“We wanted to see if we could do it like Bear Grylls,” Fritz answered.
Phoenix started laughing at that answer, doubling over from the force of the amusement she was getting from it all. “Were any of you Boy Scouts or anything?”
“Nope.” “Nah.” “Why does that matter?” “No.” “Closest I ever got was buying girl scout cookies.”
Bob shook his head in disappointment and walked over to the group, grabbing the stick and string combo that Harvard had made and pulled it out of his hands. He then went over to the picnic table and started to adjust the contraption.
“What the hell are you doing?” Payback asked as a few of them followed Bob to see what he was doing.
“Fixing this shit. Unlike the rest of you I was actually an eagle scout,” he answered, pausing to push his glasses back up his nose as they had slid down, “You could have just texted us to stop in St. George to grab a new lighter you know? But either way, you’ve been doing this all wrong.”
“No cell phone connection?”
Phoenix let out a bark of laughter again at that, “You literally texted me Fanboy to complain about Fritz 45 minutes ago.”
“Hey!” The pilot yelled in annoyance even not knowing what Fanboy had been complaining about.
Bob stood back up and went back to the campfire, squatted down, adjusted the kindling they’d been using, and within a minute was blowing lightly on the small flame he’d managed to produce. Seconds later he stood back up and brushed his hands off on his jeans and announced, “Done.”
“What the hell!” “How did you do that?!” “Teach us your ways, Bob.” “Damn it I can’t believe Bob is Bear Grylls.”
“Ya ya, Boys. You’re all just jealous my Bob can light a fire while none of you can even with probably an hour of trying that y’all did. And there’s 10 of you,” Phoenix laughed, kissing Bob on the cheek as he walked past back to go grab their stuff from the car and take it to their tent.
Hours later, the group sat in silence under the stars, looking up and watching the night sky slowly pass by. The fire had died down, and a good portion of them had gone to bed. Mav and Ice had been the first to say goodnight before Yale went to his tent and Omaha soon followed. Payback was next with Fanboy both exhausted. The others still lingered around the fire.
Fritz was asleep in his chair, light snoring coming from him. Rooster and Hangman sat next to each other in the two-person chair they’d brought. Hangman was asleep and leaning heavily on his boyfriend’s chest. He’d been out for nearly an hour now. Bob and Phoenix were both sitting up, sitting in silence, Phoenix’s hand in Bob’s who was mindlessly drumming with his fingers on the back of her hand, tapping out a melody. Coyote was still awake and looking up at the sky.
“You ready for the Narrows tomorrow?” Phoenix asked, breaking the nearly hour-long silence they’d been having since Jake had fallen asleep.
Rooster nodded, glancing down towards Jake before looking back to Phoenix, “Ya… I think that I am.”
“He’s gonna say yes man,” Coyote stated but he didn’t break his concentration on the sky, his head leaned back over the chair. “There’s no question about that I am sure of it. I’m honestly just surprised you’re the one doing it first though.”
“I am too,” Rooster admitted, “I never thought I’d be the one to do it. In my head when we dated years ago… I didn’t think we’d have the ability to ever actually do this. To be out in the open like this. I spent years watching Mav and Ice carefully position themselves so that at any moment they could pass off their relationship as close friends. I spent our first years together refusing to tell anyone about us, even you and Phoenix. I thought I’d have to pretend about what I had with Jake forever if we wanted to spend our lives together. That I was doomed to repeat my dads’ fates.”
“But now you don’t have to worry about that,” Bob spoke softly. He knew about the plan because of Phoenix, having gone to the store with her to pick up the ring.
Rooster hummed in confirmation, “Ya. And now I don’t. I was an idiot. A closed-off idiot all those years ago, trying not to feel too much in the fear of losing anyone else after my fight with Mav. That if I let anyone in they’d just leave me and take a piece of my heart with them again. Just like Mav and Ice had. Jake… I thought Jake to be the one exception. But I wasn’t open with him. I didn’t talk with him. I didn’t communicate and didn’t allow myself to even think about how it wasn’t healthy. I loved Jake then just as much as I do now. But… I didn’t deserve him back then, sometimes I think I still don’t.
“But I’ve grown more now. We both have, and we’re healthier for it. Sometimes I think if we were forced to stay in the closet with our relationship and stayed together all those years we were still under DADT we wouldn’t have lasted. I wouldn’t have allowed Jake the space he needs to be open and expressive. Now though? I don’t ever want to stop him.”
“See,” Coyote started, finally moving his head to look at Rooster, “That’s why I’m ok with you marrying my best friend now. You actually take accountability for your actions. You pay attention to who you can and will hurt with your words if you say them. You didn’t do that years ago.”
“Like he said, he grew up,” Phoenix stated a small smile on her face as she looked from the two boyfriends to look back up at the sky, “Never would have admitted the relationship the first time.”
“Thought we were completely in the dark right Nat? Thinking we didn’t notice the hickies appearing on both their necks after disappearing for a night,” Coyote chuckled, “Who’s idea was it to try and hide it from your best friends?”
Rooster let out a huff of air. He wasn’t annoyed by the question clearly though by the way, the soft smile he had on his face stayed in place. “Like an idiot mine. Jake swore neither of you would have ratted us out.”
“Damn straight.”
The Girls + Bob
6:43 am
Halo: i fully expect pictures of the proposal ASAP after it happens.
i refuse to not be able to live vicariously through this moment
through video natasha.
Phoenix: I’ll record it don’t worry. And you’ll get photos from Bob
once we get into Vegas and he can upload them to his computer.
Bob: How’d you find out about the proposal?
Halo: had to book flights duh. ill be meeting you in vegas
tomorrow to celebrate. when rooster found out I couldn’t come he
had to convince me to fly back out quickly. and that meant megan
knowing too so we could try and arrange babysitting for theia.
Halo: oh you think they’ll have theia as a flower girl or something?
Phoenix: Probably knowing Hangman but let's get through the
proposal before we hijack planning their wedding for them
Halo: fair.
Halo: when should i expect the video?
Bob: I think we’re going to head to the Narrows in about 30
minutes. Harvard, Fritz, and Yale are doing Angel’s Landing
because Yale refuses to let those two go alone and they won the
permit lottery. Mav and Ice aren’t gonna do the scenic route drive
with Payback and Fanboy cause Fanboy wants to spend time at the
visitor center. Omaha is also going with them.
Phoenix: So it’ll be just me, Bob, and Coyote to watch the
proposal. You’ll get the video when we get back to camp likely.
Halo: does mav or ice know this is happening?
Phoenix: I think Ice has a suspicion something is gonna happen
on this trip. IDK if he realizes it's a proposal though. Especially
from Rooster at that. Probably thinks it’ll be me and Bob.
Bob: We’re lucky that Coyote managed to keep his lips tight on
this and not tell anyone.
Halo: god i wouldn’t be surprised if he blabbed
Phoenix: It helped he was amused by the fact Fritz ended up
accidentally sleeping outside his tent last night. Luckily he only
has to last another two hours or so. I have no clue how far into
the narrows Rooster wants to go through.
Halo: have fun!
They’d been hiking for a few miles and everything had been going smoothly. Bob every once in a while would stop and pull out his camera and take pictures of the scenery, Phoenix, Coyote, Hangman, or Rooster. They’d been lucky enough to also be hiking on a weekday so it wasn’t incredibly full of people, a few hikers passing them every so often. Coyote liked to kick up some of the river here and there, slashing Phoenix who responded in much the same way.
Rooster had the ring box safely tucked into the back pocket of Phoenix’s camelback, knowing it be easier to grab it from her backpack more subtly than from his own. It also didn’t hurt she was also carrying the snacks so he could pass it off as grabbing a protein bar.
It was when they came to a section before getting to the end of the hike to Big Springs that Rooster gave Bob the signal. To keep his camera safe Bob had been putting it in his backpack intermittently so it wasn’t constantly in his hands and he could keep a good grip on his walking stick. That’s why it had been a great idea for Rooster to use it as an indicator.
“Hey, why don’t we stop?” Rooster suggested, “I think that be a great spot for Bob to talk some photos and I’d like to grab one of the protein bars from Nat’s bag,” he stated pointing towards the area. They’d come to stand on one of the banks of the riverbed, as the canyon began to narrow. Rooster was pointing towards that narrowing area where the riverbank ended and the canyon began to hang slightly over the scene as the wall slanted.
Bob automatically began to pull his camera out and get it adjusted for the lighting on manual. Rooster moved over to stand behind Phoenix to pull out the box along with a normal bar to help cover it up.
“Any of you want a picture in the scene?” Bob asked after taking a few photos and looking at them to decide if he liked the lighting.
“I think I’m good-” Hangman went to respond but before he could finish, Coyote was beginning to tug his camelback off his back. Being able to do so because Jake had had the chest strap unbuckled.
“Go take a picture with Rooster for godsakes Jake. Your mom and sisters would love photos of the two of you. Bob has barely managed to get both of you in the same frame the entire hike,” Coyote chastised him, putting the bag on the ground.
“Geez. Fine Javy,” Hangman muttered looking over to Rooster who was being ‘forced’ to give up his protein bar for now to take the picture.
After Rooster had then slipped off his own backpack and wadded into the water with Jake did Natasha pull out her phone to start recording, acting like she was taking photos of them as well.
“What the hell do you want us to do Baby on Board!?” Jake called a little loudly, his voice echoing off the walls of the red rock canyons.
“Just be yourself! Be Natural!” Coyote responded in place of Bob.
“Just be natural. Just be natural?” Jake muttered, “What the hell do you even mean by that?”
“Hey, Jake?” Bradley asked, looking towards him, causing Jake to turn and meet his boyfriend's eyes, “Can I ask you something?”
The look that flashed across Jake’s face at those words was one of brief panic, “What the hell do you mean can I ask you something, Bradshaw?”
“Well I didn’t exactly drag you up here for just a hike,” Bradley admitted a shy look of uncomfortability on his face.
“Then what the hell did you drag me up here for?”
“Well, I wanted to ask you a question.”
“And what kind of question is that Bradshaw?”
Bradley let out a low and slow breath of air, before pulling the ring box out of his pocket and holding it out in front of him. He watched as Jake’s eyes followed him as he pulled it out and held it before him. Time froze for a few seconds as Jake’s eyes flickered up from the box to meet Bradley’s then down to the box as Bradley opened it to show the ring.
“Are you about to ask what I think you are Bradley?”
Bradley nodded and looked down to the ring as well before looking back up at Jake who was fixated on the ring. “Ya, I am. I love you, Jake. More than I ever thought I would when I met you all those years ago at Lemoore and we both went for the darts at the same time. I think I started loving you that first night. I loved you every moment since then. During our time together when I refused to be open with you and blamed DADT. During our time apart because I was an idiot. During our prep for the suicide mission that brought us back together. And I’ve loved you more since you let me back into your life.”
“You have my entire heart Jakob Seresin. Through sarcastic comments and impossible missions together, you’re my wingman. And I would like to spend the rest of my life with you in it. So what do you say?”
Jake looked up from the ring to meet Bradley’s eyes again, “You brought me out here to propose?”
Bradley nodded, trying to read Jake’s face for a potential answer to his question. “I thought you’d like it.” His voice drifted off in uncertainty at the end of that sentence along with his eyes flicking away from jake’s to look more towards the wall of the canyon. He had his answer in the next moment.
Jake’s lips were on his, kissing him deeply, hand wrapping around the ring box in Bradley’s hand as he crashed against him, preventing the ring from potentially dropping out of the box and into the water.
“Your dumbass finally got off your perch?” Jake joked as he pulled away from the kiss.
“Is that a yes?’
“Of course, it’s a yes idiot,” Jake laughed causing Bradley to beam with joy as Jake took the ring and slipped it onto his finger. The second it was securely on Jake’s hand he was kissing Bradley again, oblivious to the world around them for this moment as they let themselves just enjoy each other.
The Girls + Bob
4:12 pm
Phoenix: Here is the video Halo
Phoenix: Attachment linked
Halo: thank you for your contribution to my amusement fund. it
will be spent immediately. how are the newly engaged couple
doing?
Phoenix: Nearly started snogging each other in the backseat until
Javy hit Jake upside the head cause they forgot about us other 3
i n the car. Bob greatly appreciated the fact he didn’t have to deal
with driving and having the two mess up his backseat.
Halo: bless javy for his ability to get hangman to not cause
messes everywhere.
Phoenix: agreed. Bradley needs to learn some tricks from him
quickly.
Halo: alright, im off to a dinner with megan. ill see ya in vegas
tomorrow.
Phoenix: See ya then Halo! Bob also says hello along with the
fiances and Javy
Halo: awwww say hi back for me.
Mav and Ice were already at the camp when they got back from the hike. Fritz, Yale, and Harvard had yet to return by the lack of Harvard’s truck. But with Mav and Ice back it was clear that Omaha, Payback, and Fanboy were back at camp with them to based on how all the cars were there besides Harvard’s. That was confirmed quickly by Omaha stepping out of his tent dressed differently than he’d originally been when they left in the morning.
Ice wasn’t at the picnic table next to his husband, leaving the group to assume that Ice was in their tent.
“Hey, kiddos!” Mav greeted the newcomers as they all stepped out of Bob’s Wrangler and hopped down onto the orange sandy ground, “How was the hike?”
“Good,” Coyote answered for the group while Rooster and Hangman lingered towards the back waiting while Bob got his camera bag. “We made it up to Big Springs. Bob took some great photos.”
“Anything interesting?” Mav asked.
“Ya, there was a couple that got engaged on the hike. Bob took photos for them so he’s gonna upload them from his camera to his phone to send them,” Phoenix responded, “It was pretty cute.”
Mav nodded, “That was nice of you to do Bob.”
“Would you like to see some of them?” Bob questioned putting his camera bag on the picnic table and already moving to pull the camera out. Before Mav even nodded he’d pulled the camera out and pulled up one of the photos. He passed the camera to Mav who took it carefully and turned it around to look at the image.
Mav stared at it for a second, before his eyes narrowed and he brought the camera closer to his face, squinting. He pulled the camera away and glanced over at Bradley and Jake. Bradley was grinning shyly like he didn’t do anything and was completely innocent. Jake was twisting the new ring on his finger in clear nervousness. The silver ring on his RING finger. Mav’s gaze quickly flashed back to the Camera and he pressed a button to change the photo, an image of Bradley and Jake kissing in the canyon.
“What. The Fuck."
“Surprise?” Bradley laughed lightly his voice lower so that it was barely audible
“ICE!” Mav shouted before he set the camera down on the picnic table and scrambled around it to grab Jake’s hand and look at the ring, “You fucking proposed Bradley?!”
That caught the attention of the others in camp. Ice emerged from the tent looking a bit annoyed originally before he heard the second exclamation from Mav. Omaha who’d taken a seat in one of the camping chairs froze as well. Payback and Fanboy’s faces poked out from their tent as well.
“You went and fucking proposed?!?” Mav was basically screaming, “Bradley Peter Bradshaw Mitchell-Kazansky! You went and did this without telling us!” he shrieked as he looked back to Bradley, dropping Jake’s hand to look at his son.
“You did tell me you wanted Jake as your son-in-law.”
Mav looked at Bradley like he’d grown a second head. “That didn’t equal me expecting you to come back suddenly engaged! I do love you Jake don’t worry. But you proposed Bradley and I wasn’t fucking there?!”
“Congrats you two,” Ice stated as he walked up, giving a hug to Bradley while Mav continued to ramble about not being included or being informed about this earlier. “We’re happy for you both right Mav?” that last part was clearly stated as a trap question as Ice looked at his husband to respond in a positive way.
“Yes of course,” Mav confirmed, “I just wanted more than some photos from this engagement!”
“I have a video,” Phoenix offered holding up her phone.
“That’s a bit better,” Mav admitted before a look of realization settled on his face, “Wait. Is the reason we’re stopping in Vegas on the way back and Ice and I flying out instead of driving because you’re all celebrating!?”
“Yes,” Coyote answered for the group.
“Ice. We’re staying in Vegas. I have a feeling they could get arrested again if we leave them alone.”
Notes:
Didn't expect that did you when you got the notification for this chapter huh?
As previously a special thanks to @doodlewrite who always allows me to pitch ideas and scenes to her.
Chapter 21 Preview:
VEGAS BABY PRIME CHAOS
Chapter 21: Viva Las Vegas
Summary:
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, Right! .... Right?
aka: One overnight adventure in Sin City
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
The Las Vegas airport wasn’t extremely busy for a late Wednesday morning, but the group of 11 that lingered by the carousels were loud enough to fool anyone that thought differently. They’d stationed themselves by the bottom of the escalators that welcomed new arrivals to the baggage claim area. They were all pitching ideas of what to do first with one another, arguing over what would be the right first stop. The Daggers had all gone to the airport to welcome Halo while Mav and Ice had gone to the hotel to check them in and confirm the room setups they had at MGM Grand.
“I’m telling you that hitting the pool first is the right move! It’s already like 90 degrees out. It’ll be perfect!” Coyote insisted, his arm thrown over Fanboy’s shoulder as he tried to convince the others. “All of us by the pool and relaxing!”
“There’s other stuff to do in Vegas during the day than the pool Coyote,” Fanboy answered ducking out from under Coyote’s arm, “I want to go to Mandalay Bay to see the aquarium set up they have.”
“That doesn’t have to be first though,” Payback pointed out to his WSO. He was staring into the store they were standing outside of at the base of the escalators. They had shot glasses lined up along the windows, each showing an iconic spot around Vegas.
“There’s the knock-off Eiffel Tower at Paris Paris,” Yale suggested.
“The one we should really do is the High Roller though!” Harvard insisted.
Phoenix shook her head, “That should really be done at night. That way you can see the entire strip lit up. During the day it looks exactly like what we saw driving in, a bunch of skyscrapers in the middle of a desert.”
“You know Vegas pretty well huh Phoenix?” Hangman pointed out.
“My mom lives here Bagman. She’s a professor at the University of Nevada Las Vegas. I spent my last 5 years before the academy in this area.”
“All I’m hearing is boring and not enough drinking,” Fritz interrupted, voicing his complaint about the idea that they’d be sober during the day.
“It isn’t even 11 am and you want to drink already?” Omaha asked, looking at the Floridian with concern at his habits.
“There’s Meow Wolf’s Omega Mart,” Bob spoke up.
Hangman looked at the WSO in confusion, “What the hell is that.”
“It’s an interactive art experience that's completely weird and out of this world,” Bob explained pulling up pictures on his phone before turning it around and handing it to Hangman to look through. “It also has a hidden underlying story behind the art with clues and hints to try and solve the story puzzle.”
“Damn 45 bucks even with military discount?” Payback complained looking over Hangman’s shoulder as he looked through the website.
“It’ll take like 2 hours minimum. It’s in air conditioning, and it’s our energy until we can drink and have more fun gambling. Unless you’d like to start gambling at 2 pm in the afternoon when it's not as fun,” Phoenix responded.
“You want to do it?” Rooster asked looking towards Hangman for an answer.
Hangman nodded and passed the phone back over towards Bob, “I’d be in maybe. Either that or the pool.”
“Thank you!” Coyote exclaimed, “MGM has a giant lazy river free for guests to use!”
“WHO’S READY TO PARTY!” Came Halo’s greeting suddenly as she descended down the escalators, causing the entire group to turn and look at her. She was dressed in an orange Hawaiian shirt that was left unbuttoned to show the white tank underneath and tucked into her blue jean shorts. The smile on her face was clear as day even when she was at the top of the moving stairs.
“What the fuck are you wearing!?” Fritz complained, watching as she moved closer and finally stepped off of the escalator.
Halo flashed a smile and came to stand next to Omaha, letting the arm of her carry-on go and gesturing to her outfit, “Well we are here to celebrate Rooster and Hangman. Figured we had to embarrass them by dressing like them. And I'd much rather imitate by wearing Rooster's Hawaiian shirts than Hangman's cowboy hat. I also didn’t want to take a cowboy hat with me to DC then to here.”
“Fuck, Does that mean we all have to grab Hawaiian shirts or cowboy hats?” Payback complained clearly annoyed by the idea of having to wear either of the options that were being presented.
“I want a cowboy hat,” Fritz stated.
“Not a Hawaiian shirt?”
“Fuck no. Those patterns are a travesty and I ain’t touching them unless hell freezes over.”
After the team had successfully grabbed Halo they made their way back to the hotel. All 3 cars they’d taken to the airport trailed behind one another, taking a street that ran parallel to the Strip to get to the MGM. Once they’d arrived and piled out of the cars, putting all their bags onto bellhop carts and Halo stating the room number to deliver them to, they adventured into the golden lobby of the green hotel. As expected they were quickly greeted by the dinging of casino machines.
“Do we know what tower we’re even in?” Phoenix asked glancing up from her phone to look at the group who were all clearly lost. She did notice that Fritz had his eyes fixed on a Wheel of Fortune machine at the entrance to the casino area from the lobby. She made a mental note to remind them to maybe put a leash on Fritz when he got drunk so he didn’t end up disappearing like usual. He’d be much harder to find in the Casino, much less the entire Strip itself.
“There are multiple towers?” Fanboy questioned in shock looking over towards Phoenix who seemed to be the least lost out of the group.
She nodded, “Ya. They don’t just have one elevator to get to all the rooms. You have to go to the one that reaches your portion of the hotel. It has different towers. The hotel is shaped like a giant X. Each elevator takes a leg of the X.”
“If Ice and Mav aren’t gonna show up soon can I try one go at that Wheel of Fortune machine?” Fritz asked, his eyes still fixated on the same machine from earlier.
“No,” multiple voices answered his question.
“Oh, there’s Mav!” Fanboy pointed out, his finger directed towards the side of the lobby as Mav appeared ducking out from behind some slot machines, taking a side path compared to the already crowded main one.
“Hey, Mav!” Halo greeted stepping to the front of the group in welcome.
“Welcome to Vegas, Halo,” Mav reciprocated, giving a hug to Halo. Since she couldn’t come camping and had been running around with Megan before leaving for DC it had been over a week since they’d seen each other. “Thank you for helping to get the rooms reorganized here and getting Ice’s and mine flight changed. We really owe Megan and you.”
“Nonsense. For all the times you’ve babysitted Theia already Megan and I are more than happy to spend money on this family. You’re my dads and this team is our family. What’s the point of spending money if not to spend it on those you love? A little airfare credit is nothing.”
“Wait you’re staying!?” Coyote asked in shock, interrupting the conversation and completely throwing off the exchange they were having.
“Yes. Because after 6 of you got thrown in jail I’m not risking being out of state when you attempt to do it again,” Mav responded blatantly looking at the pilot, “Now come on. Megan managed to hook us up with some of the best rooms in the building.”
“Should we be worried about how extreme this is going to be?” Hangman whispered over to Rooster as they walked, bringing up the rear of the group of 13 that was being led towards the elevator.
“Maybe,” Rooster answered, “But if Mav and Ice are in the state we should be alright.”
It took two elevators for all of them to get up with other people getting into the elevators with them. When they reassembled on the correct floor Mav lead them to the room and quickly tapped the room key to the fob, unlocking the door and opening it.
“Holy. Shit,” Payback breathed out in shock as they walked into the giant suite that was apparently theirs for the stay. The view of New York, New York’s rollercoaster welcoming them to their overview of the Strip.
“Welcome to the Skylofts!” Halo grinned, slugging her large tote off her shoulder and onto the table, “Megan’s assistance managed to get this 3 bedroom loft along with the 2 bedroom one next to it! So we should have plenty of space for the group between the two suites!”
“Damn I love your wife’s money and connections,” Phoenix stated as she walked in to see the massive setup, “Holy shit there’s a pool table!” she exclaimed after she rounded the corner to see the billiard table all set up, cues lined on the wall just waiting to be used. There was zero chance that go untouched on this trip.
“Hey Rooster! There’s a piano!” Harvard yelled at the sight of the grand piano to the side of the living room.
“Alright alright kiddos,” Mav chucked watching them all slowly start to pad around the area. “You can look around in a moment. Ice and I have taken one of the bedrooms in the other suite so there’s still one room open for you to use along with the couch. This one is 3 beds like Halo stated. 2 queens and a King. There are keys linked to open both rooms on the counter. There are about 10 copies in total. You can arrange among yourselves how you want to arrange sleeping arrangements. I just don’t want those in my suite to wake me up at 4 am with loud ass noises.”
“Why would you mention that?” Rooster groaned.
“Because I don’t want to hear your sex noises anymore then you want to hear mine, Bradley. And that applies to all of you,” Mav internally preened at watching all his kids cringe at thinking about that, “In an attempt to not lose you all this weekend Ice and I have set up some rules and trackers.”
“We’re not dogs!”
“You literally disappear when you get drunk Fritz. You’re a disappearing drunk,” Omaha pointed out.
“It’s Vegas. We’re not risking it. So those without iPhones or who are prone to being lost will be taking one of the trackers with them. So Coyote, Fritz, that means you,” Mav stated.
“Aw come on.” “No fair.”
“You all have my number along with Ice’s so if you need one of us call. Don’t spend the night locked up because you’re afraid to bother us.”
“You’re really worried we’re gonna end up in jail?” Yale asked.
“Again. It’s Vegas. We’re not risking it.”
“Are we free to disperse now Dad?” Phoenix joked, crossing her arms over her chest and shifting her weight to look at Mav.
“Yes,” Mav huffed, “Don’t do anything stupid kids!” he yelled over his shoulder as he made his way back to the door.
“Yes Dad,” came multiple voices in response causing a chuckle to be heard from Mav before the door to the suite closed behind him.
“So what’s the plan?” Harvard asked automatically turning to look at the group.
“We’re out,” Bob stated quickly, gesturing to Phoenix and himself.
“What? Booooo,” Coyote complained, giving them both a thumbs down, “What do you have better to do than celebrate with us!?”
“Meet my mom for lunch,” Phoenix stated simply looking at her fellow squadmate, “We’re spending the afternoon with her so we’ll team back up with you later tonight probably around 8-9.”
“Why’d you suggest Meow Wolf?” Fanboy asked Bob.
“You all wanted suggestions,” Bob answered, “I was just pitching an idea.”
“Alright. Then let's do the pool!” Payback insisted.
“Have fun idiots,” Phoenix called as she grabbed one of the room keys, “Bob and I have the room in Mav and Ice’s suite!”
“No fair!”
“First come first serve Harvard. You want a room with your boy you’ve got to fight for it in here! Otherwise enjoy the couch loser!”
North Island Daggers
10:37 pm
Phoenix: Ok that took longer then expected.
Phoenix: Where are all of you now?
Omaha: Oh thank god. Are you and Bob sober?
Halo: Phoenniixxxx!!!! Where’d ya go? What you doooo?
Phoenix: Yes but Bob is driving. I’m relaying messages whats
going on.
Rooster: Jake was right to wirry
Hangman: told Ya Idaiot
Phoenix: Im going to assume you meant worry and idiot and
you’re both drunk.
Phoenix: Now what’s going on?
Omaha: I was planning to stay mostly sober until one of you came
but apparently Halio had them make my drinks stronger then
normal so now i’m drunk. We’ve lost Fritz, Coyote, and the Ivies.
Fanboy is nagging to go to the high coster and payback has
passed out on the coach next to me.
Hangman: always forget Omah is actually coherent when drunk.
Yale: We’re not lost but i mayneed some help.
Halo: You live Yale1!!!!
Omaha: My ability to make smart decisions is disastrous when
drunk along with my observational ability. Cue where we are now.
I can talk like no tomorrow like I’m sober but I will tumble if I
stand and walk right now.
Halo: we’ve agreed if caught by police he’ll do the talking and me
the walking.
Phoenix: Ok. I’m confused about what exactly is going on so I
need a breakdown of where you are and what’s going on
SPECIFICALLY.
Yale: Harvard is on a winners streak and over a thousand in
winnings at this blackjack table.
Hangman: DAMN
Yale: And I can’t seem to pull him away and he keeps uping his
bets.
Yale: We also keep getting free drinks and I can’t keep up and s
omehow Brigham more drunk is more of a winner???
Phoenix: Ok on the panic scale of 1 being sober to 10 being call
Ice or Mav you’re at a solid 4. Next issue. You lost Coyote and
Fritz?
Rooster: so we ended up at a club.
Hangman: and thought it be fine to let Fritz go to the dance floor
with Halo.
Halo: Id didn’t do shit.
Omaha: Halo left Fritz to go get another drink. I think he’s still in
the club cause a random watch appeared on our table like 5
minutes ago when I left to use the restroom?
Phoenix: None of you saw them?
Omaha: Rooster and Hangman were sucking face.
Rooster: will admit we were.
Phoenix: fucking hell. First stop to check is that Wheel of Fortune
Machine he was eyeing earlier.
Phoenix: And Coyote?
Hangman: zero clue.
Phoenix: and Payback Fanboy situation?
Halo: they’re finee
Omaha: Fanboy just really wants to see the highcoaster and has
been whining about it for about an hour. Payback is just “resting
his eyes.”
Phoenix: so what we have is a level 4 with Harvard, a level 6 with
Fritz and a level 7 with Coyote.
Rooster: why Fritz lower then Coyote?
Phoenix: Because Fritz has impressive survivability and has a
tendency to disappear and live. Coyote? We’ve never lost him
before so I have zero clue what to expect. He also didn't take a
tracker I assume since we usually don't loose him. So we just have
his phone location to find him
Phoenix: I’m seeing all your locations are at Linq right now so give
us 10 and we’ll be there. Try and get all your asses out of that
club.
Hangman: Fine but you owe us ome Phoe
Phoenix: I owe you nothing if I manage to get us through this
night without Mav or Ice having to be called.
Rooster: ooo I should text Mav.
Phoenix: SOMEONE GRAB HIS FUCKING PHOEN
Omaha: Got it!
Phoenix: Thank god. Ok we’ll get there soon.
It wasn’t impossible to find Omaha waiting for Phoenix and Bob luckily. They’d stopped at the MGM to quickly drop Bob’s car off with valet before hopping onto the monorail and taking it down to the Linq/Harrah’s station. Even nearing midnight it seemed like the party was just starting for most on the strip and the monorail didn’t close until 2 am.
The tunnels that led from the monorail to the casinos were full of people walking in instead of out so when the couple neared the entrance to Linq it was easy to spot a wobbling Omaha off to the side. Payback seemingly was wide awake now as he supported Omaha and watched a ranting Fanboy go off about the Bellagio Fountain.
“It was the largest fountain in the world until 2009!” the WSO rambled, his arms moving wildly as he spoke seemingly to Halo who was just simply nodding and sipping the large Fat Tuesday’s cocktail she had in her hand.
Hangman and Rooster stood next to Halo, Rooster mumbling something in Hangman’s ear which caused him to let out a bark of laughter. Hangman then turned to whisper something back and Rooster’s ears quickly turned red.
“On a scale of 1 being sober and 10 being you’re not gonna remember any of this tomorrow how drunk are all of you still?” Phoenix asked as she approached the group. Becoming a search party was not how she wanted to spend this night.
“4-” Payback responded first before Omaha answered, “7 moving towards a 6.”
“6ish now,” Rooster added before pointing towards Hangman and then Fritz and Halo, “They’re all 8s.”
Phoenix took in a sigh of relief and nodded. She could work with them all being under 9s. 9 meant puking intensely the next morning and awful hangovers that would take them all out for the day. 8s, still meant bad hangovers but it didn’t mean she had to take care of them.
“Alright. We should go find Yale and Harvard, then go after Coyote. Maybe we’ll find Fritz along the way,” she dictated before sticking her hand out towards Halo, “Give me the cocktail.”
Halo’s eyes widened and she quickly grasped the full oversize cup to her chest, “What?! No! I paid good money for this! Why would I give it to you?!?”
“Because you’re at an 8. And I haven’t had anything to drink yet. I might as well blame the headache you’re all giving me already on the alcohol,” Phoenix answered before pulling the still full cup out of Halo’s hands and taking a few sips of it.
“So if you don’t need us we’re gonna duck out,” Hangman stated grabbing the front of Rooster’s tank to drag him towards the monorail, “We’re tired and going to go back to the room and just slee-”
Payback was the one to cut them off with a “Bullshit.”
“Ya, no,” Phoenix agreed, crossing her arms over her chest in disapprovement and staring down Hangman. He was clearly at the 8 Rooster labeled him by the lack of embarrassment or response to getting stopped other than flat sadness. Rooster at least had the decency to know they’d been caught. “You’re drunk which means you’re currently Horny and Handsy Jake as we’ve dubbed you. So don’t play the tired card when we all know exactly what you’re wanting to do.”
“Well, I’m sorry if I want to celebrate my engagement, Natasha. What better way to get fucked by my Fiance.” Rooster’s face turned a bright red at Jake’s answer.
Phoenix was clearly not phased by the answer from the way her face stayed perfectly still and unresponsive. She simply tilted her head slightly to the right before asking, “And how would you like to explain to your future fathers-in-law how you lost some of the squad because of your drunk horny ass?”
“Oh damn,” Fanboy mumbled watching the staring contest that was going on down between the two.
It took a moment and then another before Hangman let go of the front of Rooster’s tank and broke the staring contest. He let out a huff, “Fine. But I want more drinks.”
“Get down back down to a 5 and I’ll buy,” Bob answered looking at the annoyed pilot who had turned back towards the casino.
“Time to find the Ivies now?” Omaha asked finishing rubbing his temples.
North Island Daggers
11:03 pm
Yale: Harvard just made it to 2500 in winnings.
Yale: now up to 3000.
Yale: I have no clue how he’s doing this.
Yale: i keep trying to cut him off fromdrinking. But anytime I turn
around he’s got a new drink.
Yale: He’s befriended the waiters damn it.
Yale: and now to 4000
Phoenix: Ok Yale we’re coming. Where are you?
Yale: Thank god. We’re at the poker tables. Somehow Harvard is
even bettter at this then at blackjack.
Yale: If i knew he wasn’t good enough to count cards I’d assume
he was.
Yale: I think that security here thinks he is. So please come soon.
I do not want to be the mature one to handle this when Harvard’s
past helpful.
Payback: how much has been won?
Yale: He’s nearing 5000.
Fanboy: holyshit
Phoenix: K just spotted the back of your head. Walking up now.
As Yale tucked is phone into his pocket Harvard let out another shout of achieving success, watching as the card dealer pushed his winnings towards him for the round.
“Now to 5,500 Yale!” he grinned as he took the chips and showed one towards Yale like it was the greatest thing in the world.
“That’s great Harvard. How about we call it a night?”
“It’s not like the others are here. No need to run off when the streak is going great!”
“Ya, that’s gambler’s fallacy,” a voice broke in, causing the Pilot WSO pair to turn around to see Halo approaching with the rest of the squadron that had been grouped together and not lost. The Fat Tuesday cup that Phoenix was carrying was nearing half full now.
“You have the definition of gambler’s fallacy wrong there Halo,” Omaha corrected.
“Squad!!!” Harvard grinned, basically skipping over and ending up giving Fanboy and Payback a giant hug. His arms slung over the two’s shoulders sandwiching Harvard in between them with a smile. “I’ve won so much money tonight. I think the liquor makes me lucky.”
“Why don’t we go cash it in then Harvard?” Phoenix suggested before taking a sip of the cocktail she still had in her hand, “Spend some of it instead of potentially losing it all if you keep playing.”
Harvard seemed to pause, considering it as he left his arms slung over Payback and Fanboy’s shoulders still.
“You can buy us tickets to the High Roller,” Fanboy pitched to the drunken gambler, a gleam of hope in his eyes at the thought of finally being able to ride it. And it seemed to be strong because Harvard actually paused to think about it.
“Sure ya.”
And that’s how the group of 10 ended up riding the High Roller at nearly 1 am after Harvard cashed in his winnings and overlooked the Strip at the highest point of the Ferris wheel.
“So the High Roller opened in 2014 as the world's largest Ferris wheel but has since been overtaken by the Ain Dubai in UAE,” Fanboy rambled as he explained the history of the Ferris wheel. He would drop facts here and there before pointing out places on the lit-up strip below them thinking they’d be recognizable to the group.
Phoenix didn’t pay any attention though, looking at her phone the entire time Fanboy talked.
“What are you looking at?” Bob asked, resting his chin on her shoulder to look over it and down at her phone. His arms had snaked around her waist and he held her close while the rest of the Daggers continued to listen to Fanboy.
“Trying to pull up Fritz’s location with the tracker Mav provided. Fritz is moving down the Strip towards the hotel. Coyote’s location isn’t loading for some reason cause I'm just using his phone. He must be in a no signal zone,” she explained leaning slightly back into Bob’s chest as she spoke.
“So we’ll go after Fritz first?”
“If we can catch him,” she responded which caused Bob to let out a low huff of air in amusement at her words.
It took 30 minutes for the High Roller to complete its rotation in total and when they got off Phoenix was quickly leading them down the Strip, waving through the crowds that had just barely started to thin out a bit. They only stopped once because Phoenix wanted a refill on her Fat Tuesdays cup and Halo wanted her own again since she clearly wasn’t getting her own back. They only stopped once they came in front of the Bellagio Fountains.
“Alright, his tracker puts him around here,” Phoenix stated, glancing up from her phone to look around.
Fanboy was already at the barrier of the fountain, nearly leaning out over it. He was only held back by the fact that Payback was holding onto the collar of his shirt to prevent him from leaning further.
“Ok, so where is the dumbass?” Hangman asked. He’d clearly come down from his level 8 drunkenness and was probably around a 6 now. He still hadn’t stopped holding Rooster’s hand nearly the entire time though so Phoenix didn’t fully trust him not to try and run off.
“Uh, guys?”
“Not now Harvard,” Yale waved him off looking over to see the tracking location of Fritz on Phoenix’s phone, “We have to find Fritz first before we can do anything else.”
“He’s right over there though.”
The entire group turned to see what Harvard was pointing at. And there on the corner was one Fritz leading what looked to be a flash mob. He was at the front and center of the group, clearly directing a bunch of strangers on what move to do next. How he managed to do it drunk, along with other buzzed people, and not end up in a giant dog pile was a wonder to behold. It took another minute before it was finally done and Fritz was smiling and high-fiving with the strangers around him.
“FRITZ!” Halo yelled, getting the man’s attention.
“Oh hey, guys! Come to join my new dance squad?” Fritz grinned gesturing to the group behind him with arms wide. In the blink of an eye, Omaha had Fritz’s earlobe pinched in his fingers and was dragging him away from the mass of people he’d created, “Ow ow ow. Let go, Neil!”
“Can we go home now please?” Hangman groaned, setting his forehead on Rooster’s shoulder once more.
Phoenix shook her head, “No. We still need to find Coyote. But I will buy you a drink to keep you going.”
North Island Daggers
3:28 am
Coyote: Yo guys
Phoenix: Coyote you fucker you’re alive!
Phoenix: Where the fuck are you?!
Hangman: Where the fuck have you been. You’ve been
cockblocking me all night
Coyote: I haven’t even been in the same room as you all night.
Hangman: Ya thats been the issue cause Phoenix has had us
looking for your ass all night along the Strip. So your fault.
Phoenix: Coyote where are you?
Coyote: Oh I befriended this girl at the first club and have been
basically, bar hopping and gambling with her and her crew all
night.
Omaha: And you couldn’t have been bothered to inform us of
that?
Bob: He also didn’t answer any phone calls
Coyote: Accidentally turned on airplane mode sorry.
Coyote: Also at 2% battery so my phone may die
Phoenix: Coyote where are you now?
Coyote: Oh I’m at a 24 hour church.
Phoenix: WHAT
Hangman: FUCKER ARE YOU GETTING MARRIED!? YOU PROMISED
ME BEST MAN.
Coyote: Here’s the address
Coyote: Attached Address
Coyote: Come and join and celebrate.
Omaha: Of course one of us had to get drunken married in Vegas.
Phoenix: Coyote explanation!?
Yale: is now a good time to call Mav or Ice?
Rooster: Not if we stop the wedding.
Phoenix: Coyote!
Phoenix: Answer!
Harvard: His phoen probably died.
Fritz: So we crashing a wedding?
Payback: Fuck ya. Let's crash Coyote’s wedding.
It took them longer than any of them would have liked to admit to make it to the 24-hour chapel. It was already nearing 4:30 am when 11 Naval Aviators made their way up the steps to the chapel, some skipping two at a time. The sound of the piano starting to play Here Comes the Bride was even heard from outside, which caused them to approach faster.
“Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to-”
They cut the minister off by kicking the door in, Hangman leading the group.
“I object!” He cried before even seeing who was standing at the altar.
“What are you homophobic!?” a voice yelled back at Jake.
“Excuse me! I’m just trying to sto-'' Jake started before pausing and seeing two women standing at the altar, holding each other's hands and staring back at Jake in shock. Coyote was sitting in the front row pew, looking back over his shoulder at the group of Aviators with a scandalous look.
“What the fuck are you doing?” Coyote hissed.
“Stopping a wedding because we thought you were the one getting married!” Payback explained.
“You thought I was getting married?”
“You literally texted us the address to a 24-hour chapel, with zero explanation. Your phone died and you didn’t and couldn’t tell us anything else. Where the hell were our thoughts supposed to jump to?” Payback insisted.
Coyote sighed and turned towards the brides, “Sorry Lilli, Sorry Mia,” he apologized, “I promise they’re way cooler and not homophobic at all.”
“Why the fuck would we be when half of us are LGBTQIA and in the Gay-vy?” Halo mumbled under her breath just loud enough for Omaha to hear and slap the back of her arm in disapproval.
“Just sit down and don’t interrupt the rest of the wedding please,” asked one of the brides.
All the aviators nodded and climbed into the pews to take their seats. They stayed there stiffly throughout the ceremony, only moving and cheering when they threw rice as the brides passed back down the aisle and ran out the door to their honeymoon.
“Ok what the hell was that?” Hangman hissed the second the brides were gone, turning to face his best friend.
“You all thought I was getting drunk married?” Coyote asked in response.
“Yes!” Halo exclaimed, “It’s Vegas. It’s not that far of a reach.”
“You also disappeared and didn’t tell any of us where you were going and we couldn’t track you,” Omaha added to Halo’s point.
“Fine. I’m sorry for sending you all on a wild goose chase trying to find me,” Coyote apologized, “Now can we please go back to the hotel and get some rest?”
“God please,” Payback groaned, running his hands down his face in exhaustion. Fanboy was practically asleep and leaning on him too so it was clear both of the pair were exhausted.
“I just hope we make it back before Ice wakes up,” Rooster mumbled into Hangman’s hair as they started to walk towards the back door behind Payback and Fritz.
“At least no one ended up drunk married in Vegas,” Harvard joked winking at Yale as they followed.
“Don’t even think about it, Brigham.”
“I miss Megan,” Halo yawned as she and Omaha went next, Fritz and Coyote after them.
Eventually, it was just Bob and Phoenix left standing in the now empty chapel. The sky was starting to lighten up outside from the sun rising over the horizon. They were rounding out the group and before they stepped out Phoenix paused and looked back into the chapel, a playful smile as she spoke, their friends out of earshot by now.
“Think we should have gotten married here?” she asked him.
Bob shrugged and grabbed her hand, “Nah, the courthouse with your mom earlier was nicer than a near Elvis wedding.”
Phoenix let out a laugh and gave him a quick kiss, “Some wedding night huh?”
“Wouldn’t have had it any other way Nix.”
She grinned at her new husband, the weight of her grandmother’s ring on her dog tags a comfort because she knew Bob wore her grandfather’s on his. A secret connection between the two of them until they decided to tell the others.
“Now come on Robert Trace-Floyd let's see if we can get Harvard to cover breakfast with his winnings.”
“Lead the way Natasha Trace-Floyd.”
Notes:
As previously a special thanks to @doodlewrite my favorite person to share the brain cell with. Thanks to the Top Gun Maverick Server as usual because without them I wouldn't have as many ideas as I do.
Sorry for the wait for an update. It's been a wacky and busy few weeks. One fun thing is I did hike the Narrows myself this past Sunday!
No next chapter summery this time!
Chapter 22: Competition
Summary:
5 times someone nearly found out about Nat and Bob’s marriage and the one time they did
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
“How long do you think we can keep this a secret?” Phoenix asked from her corner of the couch. She’d been scrolling through her phone, her feet kicked up with her toes tucked underneath Bob’s leg as he read his book.
It had been a month since Vegas and Phoenix had moved in with Bob to a new place that was still on the island. Phoenix had used the excuse that she refused to room in a house that had both Jake and Bradley in it all the time since Jake had moved in with Bradley. Jake had still kept the beach house, leaving it so the other guys in the squadron could use it and stay there.
“You mean our marriage?” Bob asked not even looking up from his book. It was a common thing for him to do she had discovered when they’d moved in together. He’d continue to read until he hit the starting paragraph on the next page. Phoenix knew he was still listening though so she continued.
“Well duh,” she responded, pulling her feet back from their stretched-out position and back to her as she readjusted to get closer to him. She tucked her legs under her and looked at him, “We managed to keep our dating under wraps for a while before. They only found us out because of your Uncle Leo and because we let them know so I could win darts against Hangman. And that was after like 2 months.”
“So what are you suggesting Nix?” Bob questioned, finally looking up from his book. He moved a bookmark from behind the paperback and tucked it into the spot before closing it. He leaned forward to put it down on the coffee table before fully turning to face his wife.
“A competition is what Robbie,” she grinned, “Whoever is the cause of them finding out about our marriage loses the competition.”
“And what does the winner get?” he asked back. It was clear by the smile on his face he was going to agree to the competition either way.
Phoenix scoffed like Bob should have known better, “Bragging rights of course. And first born naming rights.”
Bob let out a bark of laughter at that, “You really want to put up the name of our firstborn as collateral?”
“Middle name, not first Bob,” she clarified, “The actual middle name, not the Mitchell-Kazansky one like Theia has,” she added as well. The gamble was clearly a joking one, but even if true both of them trusted the other fully to not name the hypothetical eventual kid like an idiot. It was something they both wouldn’t actually make a complete joke of.
Bob stopped, jokingly looking like he was pondering the bet before a smile broke out on his face and he stuck his hand out to Phoenix, “Deal.”
“Perfect,” she smiled back, “May the best Trace-Floyd win.”
1- Penny
When Penny needed help at the Hard Deck she knew she had built-in bartenders. With how much time the Dagger squadron spent at her business it didn’t take long for her to start calling on them for help here and there. It took some trial and error but she eventually knew who to put where or who to call when she needed help. Especially on nights when a ship came back into port and dozens of sailors poured into the bar to celebrate arrival back on land.
Fritz and Hangman weren’t allowed to bartend. They poured with a heavy hand which caused her to have more annoying customers on top of running out of liquor quicker. Bradley could bartend, but he was better at running and being in the back kitchen. Penny had been quickly able to learn that Harvard was the same. Yale could run the bar if needed but he wasn’t always the most available so he went towards the end of the emergency call list.
Halo was busy as well half the time, on top of not being the best at keeping up with the crowd or overexciting them. If Penny called Halo she’d need someone to keep track of Halo and the best person to do that was always Omaha. The issue was Omaha could not mix a drink well to save his life. He also wasn’t great with the customers.
Now Payback and Fanboy could run the bar. They worked just as seemingly behind it as they did in the air. Penny had quickly picked up that if she wanted a very profitable night she should put them behind the bar. Her problem on this night was she knew they were both out of town to go see Payback’s family.
Which lead her to call in the last two options of the dagger squad when she needed help with drink serving and not food. Bob was a fantastic bartender, as was Phoenix. And they worked well with one another just like Payback and Fanboy did. Phoenix was a natural at interacting with the customers and always seemed to know exactly when the right time to ring the bell was. Bob was fantastic with mixing the drinks and serving them quickly.
They’d already been working the bar for about two hours when Penny noticed the glint of light off of Phoenix’s left hand. They’d had been barely interacting all night though due to just the sheer volume of customers though so it wasn’t surprising to Penny that she hadn’t noticed before. She made a mental note of it first at around 8:30. That had been when she passed off drinks from behind the Bar to Nat to take to some folks that had taken over the pool table on the one night the Daggers weren’t there to grab it.
It had completely slipped Penny’s mind until it was getting closer to 10 pm and Natasha had moved to serve a smaller group of freshly returned naval men that seemed to be hitting on her.
Bob was on the other side of the bar and seemed to be busy helping a few other customers but Penny made sure to keep an eye on Phoenix. She still hadn’t forgotten about the asshole from nearly a year ago that they’d had to deal with. She wasn’t going to leave Natasha alone or waiting for help like she had last time.
“So you going to give us your number?” a guy who stood alone asked, wiggling his eyebrows. It was clear he was trying to insinuate it as a challenge as if that would catch Natasha’s attention more.
Phoenix rolled her eyes and instead set the filled beer glass down in front of the guy, her energy basically flashing she wasn’t interested, “Your beer. Can I get any of you anything else?”
“Come on it’s a simple ask,” he answered back, “Phone number and one date and I swear you’ll never hear from me again.”
Natasha stood straight, crossing her arms over her chest, and leaned back. “I’ll warn you that you’re getting dangerously close to getting me to ring the bell.”
It was clearly a good warning cause the guy automatically shot up and all playfulness dropped off his face. For a second Penny was worried that resentment or bitterness would replace it but instead fear and regret was the only thing.
“Shoot sorry, didn’t realize I was disrespecting a Lady,” he quickly apologized, holding his hands up in surrender.
“Glad to see you back off quick,” Natasha nodded in satisfaction and approval before uncrossing her arms, “But you’re also not very observant are you?”
“Why do you say that?”
Natasha turned her left hand out towards the guy, wiggling her ring finger. Without the distractions of serving customers, Penny could actually take in what she was seeing on the aviator’s finger. A golden band with a simple princess-cut diamond on it was placed in the center, flagged on both sides by a smaller diamond.
“Shit sorry. You’re married?”
Natasha nodded again, “Check to see if the girl you flirt with is available maybe before you have a go at getting their number I’d recommend. Now I’ll keep your tab open till you come back for your card.”
“Thanks,” he stated quickly before grabbing his beer and pulling away from the counter to return to wherever his friends were.
Natasha let out a breath of air and shook her head before turning around to see Penny staring at her.
“Bob finally pulled the trigger and popped the question huh?” she teased, raising an eyebrow at Nat. She clearly wasn’t going to let this go with a simple answer.
Phoenix shook her head though and quickly pulled the ring off her finger, “Nah. Figured it was quicker to shoot the guy down with an ‘I'm married’ than duck giving my number or him trying to give me his. Wearing it when I bartend on my left tends to ward off potential suitors cause most of them notice it."
And Penny watched as Phoenix slipped the band to the ring finger of her right hand instead of her left. It wasn’t a bad idea. When she’d still been married to Amelia’s father she got asked for her phone number a lot less than she did nowadays without a wedding band.
“Smart move,” Penny complimented Natasha before noticing she was getting waved over by a patron, “Hopefully your boy actually does ask soon though. Until then feel free to wear it on your left hand when you work.”
And with that she walked off, noticing how Phoenix automatically moved the ring back to her left hand and went back to work. Penny couldn’t help but look forward to the day that the two actually did get engaged. Mav’s shouting of excitement would be completely worth it. Maybe they’d like the Hard Deck to serve as an engagement party spot? She’d have to ask Phoenix whenever it happened.
2- Fritz
Fritz may have been a little drunk.
Ok, that was a lie. Fritz was very drunk.
On Phoenix’s scale of 1 being completely sober to 10, call Ice or Mav, he was at a solid 9.
It wasn’t surprising. They’d all gathered on the beach for a bonfire. Hangman and Rooster were 3 months into their engagement and somehow were already bickering over wedding choices. They all knew that it be another 2 years before an actual wedding if they didn’t end up running off and eloping.
Coyote had been the one to suggest that they take a break and get some energy out and their mind off it. That had led them to all get drunk on the beach close to the beach house.
And Fritz. Fritz was drunk. He knew this because his ‘magpie’ tendencies had flared into gear and now he really wanted to see if he could pickpocket some things off the others.
They hadn’t noticed he’d grabbed anything off them the last time he’d done this in Vegas. They’d all been shocked on the third day when Fritz had pulled Hangman’s fancy credit card out of nowhere to pay for their breakfast. That’s when Fritz handed Natasha back her earrings, Payback his watch, Rooster his phone, and Omaha 60 dollars in cash. And all of them swore they’d be more vigilant next time about keeping an eye out for drunk Fritz stealing.
And apparently, they weren’t doing a great job this time. Because Fritz already had Hangman’s credit card, Fanboy’s phone, and Payback’s watch. Those two were always the easiest to steal off of. But Fritz wasn’t going to stop with simple tonight. He wanted a challenge and to get something from everyone.
He wanted to be able to gloat in their faces about his victory. Drunk Fritz was very competitive and he wanted to flaunt his shiny winnings.
Harvard and Yale were easy. A simple grab of Harvard’s wallet and Yale’s as well when they were making out was all it took. When those two were with each other they paid attention to nothing else in the world. Which was fantastic for Fritz.
That was 5 out of 11 down.
Next was Rooster’s aviators. Those were a bit of a harder grab since they’d been hanging off the front of his tank top. All it took was one well placed, and faked, stumble into the other man to quickly swipe them off the front of his shirt. Rooster never realized they were gone, and the sunglasses joined Fritz’s growing stash of items under the hoodie he’d brought with him.
He got the Academy ring that Coyote always wore as a follow-up to Rooster’s aviators. That had been pretty easy to grab compared to the work he’d had to put in to get the sunglasses. Next, he grabbed Halo’s bracelet. Halo had flaunted it around a week ago when they celebrated Theia's first birthday. It was clearly expensive and had apparently been custom ordered by Megan as an early gift for Halo’s upcoming birthday. But with just as much effort that he’d put into Payback’s watch, he was able to get the bracelet.
Omaha was a bit harder to steal from. He didn’t wear rings like some of them or his dog tags. He didn’t have glasses like Rooster. He also had a tendency to notice when his wallet or phone was completely gone after a few minutes. So Fritz simply stole his wallet, pulled out about 40 dollars of cash, and a photo he kept of him and baby Theia. Fritz then completed the hard part of slipping the wallet back into Omaha’s pocket without him noticing.
9 out of 11 were now completed. Only Phoenix and Bob left.
Phoenix was at about a 7 on the drunken scale from what Fritz could deduce. Which meant that it was much easier to steal from her. Phoenix was a highly observant person, then again all of the daggers were. Phoenix’s downfall of observation came after being a level 3. She quickly lost her ability to pay attention to everything the further up the scale she moved. At level 4 she started rambling, by 6 she was a full giggler. Unlike Fritz’s reckless drunk she was a happy drunk.
So all Fritz had to do was wait for a well-timed joke or laughable thing from one of the other Daggers. One that left Phoenix laughing for a solid 5 minutes before she was able to recover. It was during one of these times that he was able to quickly snatch up the phone and add it to his collection.
One last person. Bob.
Bob was the most observant among them even when everyone was sober. He took in everything and never let anything slip by him. Fritz knew this fact to a high degree because any other time he’d tried to grab something off Bob he’d be noticed. But Fritz thought he had this in the bag for two reasons that night.
First. Bob wasn’t sober like he usually was. He’d actually participated in the drinking tonight for once in a blue moon. When he’d almost passed on the first beer Phoenix had nudged him lightly and given him a soft smile. Next thing the Daggers knew Bob was joining them for a shot and explaining how he just normally didn’t like to drink. Wasn’t the biggest fan but every once in a while didn’t mind getting tipsy or drunk. And so they cheered and now had a level 4 drunk Bob on their hands. And drunk Bob seemed to be a talkative drunk, getting into nerdy conversations with Fanboy.
Second. Fritz was doing amazing at pickpocketing tonight. He’d never managed to get 10 of them in one night before. And Fritz was a competitive guy, even when sober. If he managed to get all of them in one night he’d be able to gloat about it for years. He was so close that he could basically taste victory. He couldn’t fail now with how near he was to his end goal.
So when Bob had been engaged in a conversation over horseback riding with Hangman, Fritz slowly snuck his hand into Bob’s pocket to grab what he could.
There was of course Bob’s wallet and phone. Those would be easy to grab but quickly noticeable as gone within moments. If Omaha was great at sensing his phone or wallet missing from his pocket, Bob was better. They were big and bulky, so Fritz needed to grab something smaller. So he originally planned to grab Bob’s keys, knowing he only carried the key to his jeep and one to his and Nat’s house. The weight would be nothing in comparison and Fritz would be able to declare victory.
Then Fritz’s fingers closed around something that wasn’t in fact a key. This was metal sure, but it was round and not shaped like a key. It was too small and thick to be a keyring, and nothing was hanging off it. What had he managed to grab?
Was this just a normal ring? he thought Why would Bob have a ring in his pocket?
Before Fritz could pull his hand out to see his prize though a hand quickly grab around his wrist, tugging his hand out of the pocket and losing him his prize.
“What are you doing?” Bob questioned, his hand gripping tightly on Fritz’s wrist and holding it in front of the space between them now.
Fritz smiled shyly. He’d been caught, fuck. “Nothing…”
Bob was clearly not convinced.
“Wait is Fritz pickpocketing!?” Fanboy yelled from his log by the campfire. And Fritz watched as his master plan started to fall apart. Yale’s hand went to feel his own pocket and quickly noticed his missing wallet.
“Where the fuck is my wallet?” Harvard yelled as he noticed his own was missing.
“You stole the bracelet Megan gave to me!?”
“I want my sunglasses back Fritz!”
“Did you take my picture of Theia Billy!?”
“Where’s my phone?”
“He took mine too Fanboy.”
“I want my credit card back! You can’t just keep stealing my black Amex!”
“He also took my fuck academy ring!”
“Why do you keep stealing my watch!?”
And the ring Fritz had been trying to pickpocket off Bob quickly slipped his mind as he got bombarded with questions about where all their stuff was.
Hours later when the fire had died down and they’d all gone back to their place Bob pulled his ring out of his pocket and showed it to Nat.
“Fritz almost pickpocketed this off me tonight.”
Nat laughed at her husband, the alcohol still influencing her a bit, “I almost wish he had. Then I would have won the competition. Even if it meant dealing with all their drunk yelling.”
“Didn’t win tonight sweetheart.”
“The battle continues then Robert Trace-Floyd.”
“That it does Natasha Trace-Floyd.”
3- Halo
Halo knew Phoenix was in a rush. Phoenix had told Callie herself that she was going to be cutting it extremely close today timing-wise. They had a packed day on base, teaching the newest Top Gun class and doing their own hops before and after. Mav and Ice in an unprecedented move had allowed Phoenix and Halo to pair up to fly again to scare the class into understanding just who they were flying with.
They’d been the only ones flying today while the rest of the team had the day off. The second they land and finish their post-flight checks Phoenix was booking her way to the locker rooms.
Halo knew why though partially. Phoenix had spent the entire last week rambling in a panic about meeting Bob’s parents who were flying into town. Bob’s stepmom had flown in with his father while they’d been teaching so Phoenix was rushing to go meet them. It wouldn’t be the first time that Phoenix met his parents in person. She and Bob had flown out in March to meet them earlier in the year out in DC.
So by the time Halo made it to the locker room, she could already hear the echo of the shower running and Phoenix was nowhere in sight. The suspicion that Natasha had already jumped into the shower was further confirmed by the fact that her locker was open with half her stuff spilling out. She rolled her eyes and walked over to her own locker and opened it, pulling her phone out first.
Halo had a few notifications. Some texts from the group chat that had been going on while Phoenix and her were in the air. The boys stupidly arguing over the best food to order for takeout for squad night. They’d permanently established Wednesday as squad night when none of them could plan anything else and all 12 spent time together. Facebook telling her someone had posted. Target running a coupon on hair products she may actually end up using. A text from Megan with a single heart emoji.
It was normal for each of them to send different color hearts to each other before going into a meeting or flying. Halo always sent a pink one before flying just in case. There was no guarantee in her profession, Halo knew that, any naval aviator knew that. And Megan always tried to respond with her own heart as soon as possible so Halo could see it. It was one of the small things that made their relationship.
The last notification she had was a private one from Omaha. It was an image of Theia smiling and making grabby hands at the camera. It looked like Omaha had taken her to that coffee shop that Ice had shown to them all. It was adorable and Halo knew that Omaha was taking good care of her daughter for the day. She swore sometimes that her pilot wanted to just completely steal her daughter.
After smiling at the photo and saving it to her photo album she put her phone down and started to strip herself of her flight suit and everything, half pulling her own bag out of her locker and stuffing the other half back in. She grabbed her towel and was pulling out her shampoo and conditioner when the sound of the shower running in the background shut off.
Halo looked up from her bag to see Phoenix walking back towards her, a towel around her chest but her hair pulled back and tight under a shower cap.
“Just a PT shower?” Halo asked, nodding towards Natasha’s head.
“Ya. Just body. Didn’t need to wash my hair,” she answered as she came to her own locker and set her shower products on the bench in front of it, “Knew I’d be short on time and didn’t want to waste it so I woke up early to wash my hair and dry it before class today.”
“Smart,” Halo responded, “Where are you gonna meet Bob and his folks?”
“We’re meeting at Wolfman’s house. Bob’s dad said he had to see his brother before anything else.”
Halo hummed in understanding and set her post shower outfit down before looking towards Natasha who had just put on a pair of jeans but had yet to put on a shirt.
“So. You think the parents coming out is the final step to see if Bob finally pops the question?”
Halo didn’t miss the way Natasha froze before asking, “What?”
“Come on. You went out and met his parents in March. You’ve been living together for 6 months now. I’d bet a hundred dollars that he’ll propose by the end of the month if not while his parents are here,” Halo stated grinning at Nat to see if she’d spill anything.
“I have no clue when he’s gonna do it,” Natasha responded continuing to move, stuffing stuff into her duffel as she talked.
Halo watched her though. She’d known Nat for years, only second to Rooster probably. Both of them had agreed never to inform her of the tell they’d discovered. Whenever Phoenix was lying she’d do two things, first, she’d avoid eye contact completely for as long as possible. The second thing was that she’d always keep a straight face while talking, going completely emotionless. It didn’t help that Halo could tell she was still rushing.
“You sure about that?” Halo joked lightly.
“Yes Callie,” Natasha answered as she zipped up her duffel and threw it back over her shoulder, “I’ll see you for tomorrow’s lesson.”
“See you then Nat!” Halo waved goodbye, “Enjoy the future-in-laws!”
She laughed at herself. There was no question about it. Bob and Phoenix were gonna engaged soon if she knew anything. Which reminded her. She should probably text the others to get a bet going on when they’d finally put a ring on it. God, she was gonna win a lot of money from this if she played her cards right.
4- Ice
Ice really didn’t like paperwork. He knew it was a part of the job and never really verbally complained about it. But he still didn’t always like to do it. He would rather be flying with Mav or any of the kids from the squad. He’d rather be at home relaxing or out on the beach. He hadn’t had time to go surfing in ages and god did he wish he could but the mountain of papers he still had to go through was daunting.
He’d already been at it for over an hour, having been in briefing all day which gave him no time to make even a dent in the stack. He had reports on the next Top Gun class, movement of vessels in the Pacific, Mav’s Dagger Squadron reports, Cain complaints, and just basic personal paper to go through. If Ice knew that he wouldn’t need to know exactly what each paper said he would have just ordered a stamp of his signature or something to just speed through it. Alas, he did half to know most to all the details in every piece of paperwork.
Once he’d finished reviewing ship movements he picked personal papers to go through next. He knew it would be simple and it wasn’t something he had to explicitly pay attention to, which would help not worsen his headache. He didn’t have to memorize every little thing. Most of them didn’t even need his signature, be just liked to keep up to date on how those under his command he was close to were doing.
Wolfman for example was submitting his retirement papers, which were the first personal papers that Ice had to sign on the stack. It wasn’t a surprise as Wolf had told all of their ‘86 crew that he wanted to be retired before any grandchildren came along. Ice knew though that Wolf would be just as happy with grand nieces or nephews too. Ice did make a mental note to himself to get involved in the planning for the retirement party though.
He had the new list of those who needed Barrack’s housing for their station transfer to North Island. He didn’t recognize any major names on the list other than Metcalf’s granddaughter who was just at the start of her flight career.
There were two pieces of paperwork that surprised him though. The bright red Mitchell-Kazansky stamp at the top of the pages covered the last name of the two aviators but it didn’t take long for Ice to realize who he was looking at. It was paperwork from Phoenix and Bob. It took him back a little to see what it was even for. They were changing their listed Emergency Contact/Next of Kin.
It wasn’t a surprising thing to Ice, to be honest. He knew it was going to be coming down the pipeline someday with how close those two were to one another. Honestly, the thing that surprised him was that it hadn’t come earlier if anything. Ice knew that they were it for each other, now he just had the legal proof of it.
So he smiled and laughed as he got a call from Mav, distracting him from looking at the papers anymore. He set them down on the complete pile as he answered the call.
See if Ice had paid closer attention to the papers he’d just come across he would have discovered something earlier than planned. Because underneath that big solid bright red Mitchell-Kazansky stamp that graced the top of the papers was the two’s updated last name, the bolded Trace-Floyd.
But Ice didn’t and so the competition continued.
5-Hangman
Hangman really didn’t like wedding planning he decided. He had half the mind to just grab Bradley and elope. The only thing stopping him was the fact that he knew he’d piss off his in-laws if they managed to do that.
He really didn’t want to piss Mav or Ice off.
But god. He hated wedding planning. It seemed to follow them everywhere Jake and Bradley went. Which brought them to this point, spending a Saturday afternoon in the Hard Deck so Bradley and Natasha could talk over having the wedding on the beach behind the bar. He’d just been dragged along to ‘give his input.’ In reality, he didn’t really care though. As long as his sisters, mom, and their squadron were there along with any important people to Bradley and him he was fine. He didn’t understand the need to spend 3 hours discussing the layout of the ceremony on the beach.
His one saving grace here was Bob and beer. The good thing about being at a bar to discuss this all, Hangman got free beer out of it. Bob was a plus because it gave him someone to play darts against. Bob had come as a tag along with Phoenix, who in her role of Best Woman for Bradley was helping with all the planning where she could.
Hangman had asked Javy to be his Best Man for the ceremony which had been a quick yes. But when he’d asked Javy if he wanted to come and help plan Jake had gotten a laugh and the response of, “For your joint bachelor party sure. But I will not be helping with picking flower arrangements and where to put chairs. Godspeed.”
Fucking Traitor.
But at least Hangman had Bob. They’d migrated over to the dart board to stay a bit out of the way of the tornado of planning that Penny, Natasha, and Bradley had created. Bob, while not the best at darts, still kept it more interesting than if Hangman had just started to play by himself.
“I really hate all this planning,” Hangman muttered as he threw his 3rd dart, landing it straight in the bullseye as he’d wanted.
“It’s not that bad,” Bob responded as he stepped to take Jake’s place at the line to throw his own three darts. Hangman stepped to the side to take a drink of his beer in the meantime, allowing Bob the space to throw.
“No, it is,” Hangman answered, “It’s constant planning. You think you’ll have a one-day break then something goes wrong like the florist doesn’t think they’ll have the right flowers you specifically asked for. The last time a wedding wasn’t brought up in front of me within a 24-hour time span was before Bradley proposed.”
Bob’s finally dart struck the board before he turned back to look at Jake. “Are you debating a wedding then?”
If it had been anyone else suggesting it, someone he didn’t consider a part of his family, someone who wasn’t a Dagger, he probably would have punched them. But Hangman knew what Bob meant by it, that he wasn’t suggesting not marrying Bradley but instead not going and having a wedding like they were currently planning.
“If you’re suggesting running off and eloping Bob the Builder you and I both know Mav would kill us. Can’t put dear old Dad through another panic like that again,” Hangman answered. He accepted the darts that Bob had collected and handed them back to him. “You’ll understand my pain over wedding planning one day when you have to go through this shit with Phoenix.”
Bob huffed like he was laughing at an inside joke and muttered lowly into the glass of water he was taking a sip from, “Not likely.”
Hangman was barely able to hear what Bob mumbled but once he’d processed what he’d heard his head snapped and looked at Bob with wide eyes in shock. “Are you planning to break up with Phoenix?”
Hangman’s voice had taken a sharp turn from the light joking one he usually held to become darker. He couldn’t process why Bob would break up with Phoenix, but he did know it would probably devastate her. And even though Bob was family to Jake now he also knew Bradley would side with Natasha through anything. And therefore Jake also would be on her side. But none of this made sense as a move for Bob to do when he was still clearly head over heels for Natasha.
Bob was quick to notice the change in Bob’s demeanor though and quickly shook his head, “Shit sorry no. I was thinking of stealing your elopement idea. Should have made that more clear. I'm sorry.”
And Jake relaxed automatically and shook his head, “Scared me there for a second Bobert.”
“Not my name Jakob.”
“You are gonna marry her someday right though? Bradley will want to be the bride’s man,” Jake stated looking at Bob.
“Of course Jake.”
It take a bit for Jake to learn that Bob would indeed hold up to that promise to him. He just never would have expected it to have already occurred.
+1- Mav
“Alright, kiddos. We’ve got hotdogs and patties on the grill. Wood’s running the damn thing so you can go to him for food,” Mav explained to the group of 3 aviators that stood in front of him.
It was a bright sunny summer day and they’d taken over the backyard of Ice and Mav’s to have a giant family barbeque, including the 86 group with Hondo. It was a rare day when no one had anything planned, which meant that the Kazansky-Mitchell backyard was packed with the entire group of them. Harvard, Fritz, and Yale had been the last ones to arrive and were following Mav into the backyard.
Phoenix and Bob were both to the side of the backyard, talking with Wolfman and Merlin. Phoenix was holding Theia who was silent and playing with the set of dog tags that Phoenix had given her. Every once in a while the little one who was now 15 months, would stretch her hand out in a give-me fashion towards Bob. And Bob in response would hand the girl a grape from his own plate of them.
Megan was in a conversation with Slider, Chipper, Omaha, and Fanboy by the cooler. Payback and Hangman were standing by the grill with Hollywood, clearly giving their opinions on the barbeque. Sundown was also standing with them and seemed to be insulting the way Hollywood was grilling. Hondo was talking with Halo, Coyote, and Rooster about something close to the fence line.
Harvard, Fritz, and Yale quickly dispersed to go chat with the rest of the group, leaving Mav standing on the back porch looking at his entire family milling about the backyard.
“What are you thinking?” Ice asked as he approached from behind Mav. He carried a bowl of watermelon in his hands but didn’t seem to be bothered by the weight of it as he paused to linger next to Mav.
Mav smiled and shook his head before looking to his husband, “Just thinking how my adopting tendencies ended up with us having this giant family.”
“Glad you’re willing to admit it,” Ice chuckled, nudging Mav lightly before taking the few steps down the porch to enter the backyard.
Mav looked around once more over this group of aviators who had all become family before stepping down to follow after Ice. He went over to the group that was lingering by the cooler, noticing how Theia lit up when she noticed him.
“Oof Theia, don’t kick me in the ribs,” Phoenix laughed before she set the now toddler on the grass. In a second the little girl had reached Mav’s feet and was looking up at him.
“Oh come here little Miss,” Mav chuckled as he picked up the girl and set her on his hip in an easy manner before looking over towards Merlin and Wolfman who were both grinning like idiots. “What are you two grinning about?” he asked them.
“Oh nothing,” Merlin responded.
Wolfman was the complete juxtaposition though, “You being a grandpa and dad to 12 aviators.”
Bob snorted into his drink before Phoenix rolled her eyes and grabbed her partner’s wrist, “We’ll be getting refills on our drinks and more grapes and leave you three to reminisce on old times.” And with that walked away, leaving the three men and the toddler.
“Are you saying I’m not parental Wolf?” Mav scoffed at them, shifting Theia’s weight a bit as she continued to fiddle with the dog tags she was still hanging onto. Mav had no clue who tags they were but continued to let the little one mess with them as she didn’t seem to be interested in chewing on them or anything.
Wolfman shook his head and took a sip of his beer, “I’m saying 30 years ago when we met you we wouldn’t have pegged you to be, idiot.”
“Hey, small ears Wolfy.”
Wolfman’s face scrunched in disgust at Mav’s words, “You think she hasn’t hurt worse with the group around us?”
“That’s what Wolf means though Mav. None of us thought one day you’d be fluffed up like a mama hen over a swear word. Currently didn’t think you’d have a weird instant to adopt 12 full-grown aviators,” Merlin answered.
“I resent that,” Mav huffed shifting Theia over to the other side of him to hold her, “You’ll have to blame Ice for my adopting of them. It was his meddling of trying to get Bradley and me to reunite that lead us here.”
“We’re not complaining Mav,” Merlin corrected, “We’re just pointing out you’ve changed.”
“In a good way,” Wolfman added on.
Mav rolled his eyes at the two and looked towards Theia, “What do you think little Miss? You think these fools are right?”
Theia looked at Mav then at Wolfman and Merlin before looking back to Mav with a smile and nodding like she fully understood what he was asking.
“Good to know you’re on my side Theia,” he grinned looking back to the two retired aviators.
“Betrayal,” Wolf scoffed in annoyance but it was clear he was joking from the smile on his face.
Mav chuckled, but that was when he noticed the glint of light off the dog tags Theia was still clutching. “Mind if I see these Theia?” he asked.
The little girl let them up without a fight and now Mav noticed the ring that had been hooked onto the chain of the dog tags. It was a simple ring, but clearly, one that was feminine and not made for a man. The metal was too thin and the ring too small for it to be the traditional style of a wedding ring that a man wore. Since Theia had been holding the chain he thought the tags had belonged to Halo. But he knew Halo’s ring didn’t look like this as he had seen it before and wasn’t one to wear a ring on her dog tags instead of her finger or just not wearing it.
So Mav shifted slightly to drop the ring and grab the tags themselves to look at what the name carved into them were.
Natasha Trace-Floyd was stamped into the metal. It took Mav a second to blink and process what he was seeing. At first, he thought it to be an engagement ring now, that Bob had gone and proposed behind all their backs without them knowing. But if that was the case her tags wouldn’t have Floyd stamped onto them. Which meant they were married. They’d gone off and gotten married.
Mav took in a breath and looked towards Merlin, shifting Theia and holding her out to Merlin, “Mind holding her for a second?”
He didn’t even wait for Merlin to respond a yes before he set Theia in his arms and turned towards the cooler.
“Mav where the hell are you going?!” Wolf yelled.
“To yell at your nephew!” Mav answered as he crossed the lawn. “Robert Floyd! Let me see your dog tags!”
All heads in the backyard snapped toward Mav watching the fuming Rear Admiral cross it to approach Natasha and Bob.
“What the hell do you need Bob’s tags for Mav?” Slider asked.
But Mav didn’t care, because he could see the minute it set in for both Nat and Bob what exactly he was mad about. Both their eyes had noticed Natasha’s tags in his hand so they’d clearly put it together. He even noticed Phoenix mutter a soft, “Shit.” under her breath.
“Mav it’s not what you think-” Bob started but wasn’t able to get out much more before Mav cut him off.
“Not what I think? It looks like you two went and got married without telling all of us!” Mav exclaimed, holding up Natasha’s tags out to her. “Am I wrong?”
“Fluffed up mother hen,” Merlin whispered behind him, but that was covered by the other exclamations of surprise from the group in the yard.
“How long have you two been married?” Fanboy asked in confusion, “Like when the hell did that happen?”
“Vegas,” was all Natasha answered as she took her tags back and put them over her head.
“9 months!” Rooster shouted, “You’ve kept this from us for 9 months?!”
“Wait is that why you said not likely at the bar a few weeks ago?!” Hangman questioned.
“Apparently someone did get married in Vegas,” Harvard chuckled crossing his arms over his chest in amusement, “Was it a drunken elopement?”
“Not the time Brigham,” Yale hissed to his boyfriend.
“Any of you kids run off and go elope or some shit like that again I swear I will murder all of you!” Mav exclaimed.
“No murdering Mav,” Ice chastised.
Mav huffed, “Fine I won’t murder you. But I will ground all your asses.”
Ice sighed and shook his head at his husband’s antics, “And you say the kids don’t get their dramatics from you.”
Notes:
Hey guys! Sorry, this chapter took so long! College has been kicking my ass and I've been dealing with some personal stuff. Also working on other stories and AUs in Top Gun at the same time as this. I hope you all enjoyed it! Again a big thanks to @doodlewrite who I continue to share the brain cell with. Thanks to the Top Gun Maverick Server as usual too for always encouraging me to keep writing!
Chapter 23: Thankgiving?
Summary:
Thanksgiving is clearly a competition of who can make the best turkey didn't you know?
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
North Island Daggers
3:54 pm
Fritz: How many of us are stuck on the island for Thanksgiving?
Harvard: That is a stupid question.
Payback: We literally have a flight scheduled that day.
Fritz: So what I’m hearing is none of us have found a way to get
out of it yet.
Phoenix: No Fritz. We’re all stuck on the island.
Hangman: So what I’m hearing is Dagger Thanksgiving.
Yale: Both my dad and sister are working shifts at the hospital so
I’d be free
Fanboy: Ooo I’d be in for that.
Fanboy: Where would we do it?
Bob: Mav’s
Payback: Mav’s
Yale: Mav’s
Halo: mavs
Rooster: Ice and Mav’s.
Harvard: Like how Rooster was the only one to remind us that it’s
also Ice’s place.
Hangman: It’s an unspoken thing at this point.
Phoenix: You say Mav and it’s automatically assumed Ice is there
too or he’s actually the one giving approval. Just easier to say
Mav’s.
Omaha: I’m going to assume this is potluck based?
Rooster: That be smart but I’ll reach out to Mav and ask for
confirmation.
Bradshaw-Mitchel-Kazansky Clan
4:01 pm
Bradley: Hey are you two ok to host Thanksgiving dinner at the
house since we’re all stuck on North Island for the day?
Mav: That has to be confirmed?
Mav: It wasn’t just assumed? I thought it was assumed.
Bradley: Ice is that a yes?
Mav: Hey! No going over my head to my husband.
Ice: It’s a yes. 5 pm would be good.
Bradley: Sounds perfect. They’re wondering if its potluck style.
Mav: Are you two ignoring me now?
Ice: It be appreciated if they wanted to bring a dish but not
required of course
Bradley: Anything specific?
Ice: No. They’re welcome to bring dishes that remind them of
home to try and make it easier if they’re missing family.
Mav: Minus Turkey.
Ice: Yes I will be making the turkey.
Bradley: God I love your turkey. I’ll let them know.
Mav: Oh so you listen to me when it comes to Ice’s turkey.
North Island Daggers
4:07 pm
Hangman: And that’s how and why I make a bombass turkey.
Hangman: Be ready to square up Javy. I’ve got the best Turkey
there is and you know it.
Coyote: More like the blandest.
Hangman: Take that back! My turkey is not bland!
Rooster: The dads are good to host. 5 pm at their place feel free
to bring whatever food. Ice will be making a turkey.
Halo: as long as i don’t have to be the one cooking turkey i’m
happy.
Phoenix: I can make a cheese board for apps
Fanboy: I have a good Turkey recipe too.
Bob: we don’t need 4 turkeys if Mav and Ice are making one.
Payback: I just want to watch the football games. That’s all I ask.
Omaha: I don’t think there’s an argument over that Payback.
Fritz: I will be arguing. I want soccer. Its world cup time!
Fanboy: Last game is at like 11am on Thursday.
Fritz: Fine I will settle for American Football.
Halo: mav has been hyping up ice’s turkey too.
Harvard: so what I’m hearing is a Turkey contest.
Yale: we are not having 4 turkeys.
Fanboy: I’ll do a side over a Turkey.
Yale: We are not having 3 turkeys.
Halo: there’s 12 of us and 10 of you are men.
Coyote: Which means what???
Phoenix: You have bottomless pits for stomachs.
Halo: Like goddamned blackholes.
Phoenix: Coyote, I’ve seen you, Hangman, and Rooster all scarf
down your own extra large dominos pizza.
Rooster: Im sure Mav and Ice are going to invite the 86 group too.
Phoenix: 3 Turkeys will probably be fine is what I’m saying.
Harvard: I will personally finish one of the hams if necessary.
Payback: You mean turkeys?
Harvard: Same thing. Either way I’ll finish an entire one.
Yale: You will not.
Fritz: Do it Harvard, I will join you.
Fanboy: Well that’s two of the turkeys gone.
Omaha: None of us are going to finish a turkey alone.
Coyote: My turkey will be 15 pounds minimum.
Hangman: I’ll make sure mine is bigger then Javy’s.
Fanboy: If i made one it be larger then either of yours.
Payback: Are you three really doing a dick measuring contest with your turkeys???
Fanboy: I said if Reuben, if.
Hangman: Perhaps.
Rooster: They totally are.
Bob: They are
Coyote: We are.
Yale: Oh god.
Fritz: Are you really complaining about free food Payback.
Omaha: I believe it’s the competition of it that he’s complaining
about.
Payback: No. Because even though Im not a college student
anymore I will always take free food. I’m just stating maybe it
shouldn’t be used as a dick measuring contest.
Halo: some of you do need to be taken down a notch though
Omaha: Don’t antagonize them.
Harvard: I’ve always liked you Halo.
Yale: Don’t encourage her.
Hangman: Somehow I feel that was directed at me.
Halo: it was. :)
Rooster: Please don’t murder my fiance.
Halo: no promises :)
Phoenix: I’ll help you if you want.
Halo: perfect
Hangman: I thought you both liked me!
Hangman: I’m nicer then I use to be!
Fanboy: Oh we completely recognize that.
Harvard: You really pulled back greatly on being a dick.
Bob: Some of us actually like you now instead of begrudgingly
tolerating you.
Fritz: Its the principle of still getting you back for all those years
of you being an ass.
Phoenix: It’s teasing. Its how we show our love.
Hangman: Javy, you’re not gonna defend me?!?
Coyote: You’re Turkey competition. You’re on your own.
Hangman: Bradley!?
Rooster: Made a deal long ago with Nat not to defend you if you
were being an Ass or over the fact you were an ass.
Rooster: This is one of those moments where I have to concede
that you were infact you were in fact an ass.
Hangman: You say that like you don’t like my ass.
Fanboy: Do not get horny on main.
Fritz: can we kick them out of the chat for that.
Halo: did not want to think about that.
Payback: I’m in to kick them out.
Harvard: Who has admin privileges.
Harvard: Kick out Jake.
Phoenix: Only Hangman does.
Bob: Hangman.
Yale: Only Hangman.
Halo: so we’re fucking stuck with this?
Fritz: This is worse than walking into a room with them you want
to know why?
Omaha: Why?
Fritz: Because then we can actually walk out! We’re stuck here!
Hangman: Blame Coyote for being the one with an android.
Payback: We have to convert him for this.
Coyote: Don’t you fucking dare.
Halo: Hop in bitches we’re going peer-pressuring.
Harvard: Time to start pooling money for Coyote’s Christmas gift.
Payback: I’ll put in 50.
Fanboy: I’ll match that.
Yale: I think I got 80?
Harvard: I got 70.
Rooster: 60 here
Phoenix: 75
Bob: Same as Nat.
Omaha: 100.
Payback: Thats 560.
Hangman: Don’t want to support the leave the group chat train
but also do want to support the pressuring Javy into an iphone.
Hangman: Halo.
Halo: yes
Hangman: Split the cost of whatever is left after everyones
contributions?
Halo: excuse me, are you suggesting that just because im married
to a billionaire that im rich and therefore counted as one of the
rich friends and can help you cover this cost?
Hangman: Yes.
Halo: fine. ill do it.
Fritz: Ya! New phone for Coyote!
Coyote: I hate you all.
Rooster “Bradley” Bradshaw
2:46 pm
Rooster: Remind me why I love Jake.
Phoenix: You are asking the wrong person.
Rooster: You’re literally the best woman at my wedding shouldn’t
you know why I love him?
Phoenix: The best woman/maid of honor is there to drive the
getaway car and help a runaway bride.
Phoenix: Are you a runaway bride?
Rooster: No…..
Phoenix: Alright then so what did Jake do.
Rooster: Dragged me to costco.
Phoenix: You’re complaining about Costco.
Rooster: I’m complaining about the crowd at Costco.
Phoenix: Why are you at costco?
Rooster: Because my lovely fiance decided to be nice and ask Ice
and Mav if they wanted help with anything from just us two
instead of the entire squad.
Rooster: And Mav, who apparently hasn’t had time to do the
Costco run that Ice wanted him to do, lept on the opportunity to
do it.
Rooster: And I got dragged along as an extra pair of hands.
Phoenix: So you’re stuck in the pre-thanksgiving Costco rush of
people.
Rooster: Yes.
Rooster: I also haven’t managed to get any free samples.
Phoenix: Awwwww poor Bradley.
Rooster: Nat. I am a giant and have barely eaten all day.
Phoenix: Go buy a hotdog.
Rooster: I TRIED.
Rooster: Jake won’t let me leave his side on this mission. We’ve
been here for 45 minutes. Idk how long more we’re gonna be here.
Phoenix: lol
Rooster: I hate you
Phoenix: Ya ya. You’re just hangry.
Rooster: I AM.
Rooster: You got to save me Nat. Please. I need a savor right now.
Come take me away from his hell hole.
Phoenix: Perish.
Rooster: I will get revenge on you for this Natasha Trace.
Phoenix: Natasha Trace-Floyd.
Rooster: I will get revenge on you for this Natasha Trace-Floyd.
Phoenix: And how will you do that.
Rooster: I will keep you from Ice’s turkey.
Phoenix: I’d like to see you try.
Rooster: I have my ways… I have my ways…
Phoenix: I hope you die in that Costco.
Rooster: Just for that I will survive. I will survive
Phoenix: Have fun with that Gloria Gaynor.
“None of them are allergic to the cats right?” Mav asked as he picked up Enterprise from in front of him as the cat was pawing at his legs to be carried.
Ice looked up from the food he was preparing to look at him. It was nearing 5 pm, right when their guests would start to arrive and he was clearly already done with Mav’s mother henning with trying to get everything perfect for this dinner. “Mav. They’ve all been here before and been fine with the cats.”
“They could have not told us they were allergic. They could have developed an allergy. Theia could have developed an allergy since she’s last been here.”
Ice raised an eyebrow at his husband, “In the last week you think she’s developed a cat allergy?”
“She could have!” Mav insisted, giving Enterprise a few long pets before setting the cat down, “She’s still growing so an allergy could have just set in! I don’t want my granddaughter to be sneezing!”
“Are you suggesting we have to get rid of Enterprise and Vinson?” Ice asked amused at Mav’s worriedness.
“No!” Mav gasped holding his hand to his chest in an over-dramatized fashion as he looked at Ice with scandal, “How could you suggest something like that! Our beloved cat children!? You’d so plainly suggest that in front of them! How could you Ice?”
Ice laughed at that though and stepped around the island counter, taking his apron off as he did. “Oh, how evil of me indeed. Seems you’ll have to take them in the divorce honey.”
“I’ll take all the kids too since you keep calling them mine,” Mav grinned up at his husband now that Ice had stepped up to him. Even after as many years as they’d been together this always gave him butterflies. The feeling of Ice standing taller than him and looking down, the light feeling of his breath causing the hair on Mav’s neck to raise. The easy way Ice’s hand raised and snaked around his waist to pull him closer. The way that Mav rested his hands on the top of Ice’s chest and could feel his heartbeat beneath his hands.
“Now that,” Ice leaned in, his forehead brushing with Mav’s, “That I will have to fight you in court over.”
Mav let out a scoff of amusement at Ice’s words. “Oh, so you’ll fight me for the kids but not the cats? Really showing where your priorities lay I see.”
“Dumbass.”
“Your dumbass.”
Ice hummed in affirmation, “I guess you are.”
Mav had to kiss him at that. It was too hard not to surge up to mean Ice’s lips and kiss him like it had been ages since he’d last been able to. He never wanted to stop being able to kiss Ice like this. He’d forever be grateful that he got to do this, got to kiss his husband and tease him and just have this life with him that he’d never gotten to before.
“Kids will be here soon,” Ice whispered when they’d finally pulled apart for a few seconds, “If you want to hide the cats this is your chance.”
“Shut up.”
Ice didn’t get a chance to respond before the doorbell rang. His eyebrow did raise again in response to it though and he pulled away slightly to look towards the front door.
“Surprised they actually rang it this time instead of just barging in,” Mav mused before he walked towards the door to open it.
“Hi, Mav!” Fanboy greeted, holding a large pot in his hands and holding it out towards Mav in offering, “I brought mashed potatoes! Reuben is getting some of the drinks we brought from the car,” he stated nodding back behind him towards where they’d parked the truck.
“Thank you Fanboy, you didn’t have to you know.”
“Couldn’t claim the turkey fast enough and my Mom taught me to never show up to a dinner empty-handed, especially a Thanksgiving one!” Fanboy grinned, walking in as Mav held the door open for him, “Happy Thanksgiving by the way.”
“Happy Thanksgiving to you as well. Ice is in the kitchen,” Mav told him before turning to see Payback making his way up the driveway with a 24-pack of Coke under one arm and a paper brown bag held in the other. “Happy Thanksgiving Payback.”
“Happy Thanksgiving Mav. I brought some Coke. Rooster mentioned you were low and they couldn’t get it at Costco so thought I’d bring a pack,” Payback explained as he crossed the threshold into the house. “Also got you and Ice a nice bottle of Scotch as a thank you for hosting us today.”
“Reuben-”
“You two have done a shit ton for all of us. You’ve become our dads. A bottle of scotch is nothing compared to everything you both do. No need to say thank you or I didn’t have too. I wanted to Mav.”
Mav sighed, knowing he was defeated, “Thank you, Reuben.”
“Of course Mav.”
The next to arrive were Harvard and Yale who had stopped at the Hard Deck on the way to pick up Penny and Amelia who were joining them for the holiday. Amelia refused to spend the weekend trying to get along with her dad or his new wife and Penny needed to remain in town to open the bar the next day so Ice had invited them to join him and Mav for Thanksgiving.
“I made pie!” Penny smiled as she walked in, carrying in a pie, and Harvard following right behind her carrying another one, “Got both Apple Pie and Pumpkin because I know how much you love pumpkin pie Ice.”
“Thank you, Penny, you didn’t have to but it is greatly appreciated,” Ice told her as he took the pie out of Harvard’s hands to place it on the counter.
The next to join them were Chipper, Sundown, Hollywood, and Wolfman, who all came in together. Chipper’s wife had passed a few years ago and he didn’t have any kids so it wasn’t a shock for him to have easily agreed to join them for Thanksgiving. Sundown’s partner still worked in the Netherlands with the State Department so he was in the same boat. Hollywood and Wolfman were attached at the hips as they always had been since Wolf had gotten divorced over a decade ago. Merlin wouldn’t be joining them because he’d chosen to fly out to the east coast to have Thanksgiving with his kids. Sarah wasn’t joining them either as she was out on the east coast as well with her kids.
“I come bringing liquor,” Hollywood grinned as he walked in holding up two bottles of wine with each hand.
“It’s a good bottle too don’t worry,” Chipper added walking in behind him, “I checked.”
“More like he spent too long around snobby french wine that now he’s picky over everything,” Sundown inputted.
Next came Omaha, Halo, Megan, and Theia.
“I brought Apple Cider,” Halo smiled, holding up the crockpot full of the drink in front of her, “Got an outlet where I can plug this in?”
Bob and Phoenix arrived at the same time as Coyote and Fritz. Phoenix had brought a charcuterie board but Coyote was holding a much larger pan that was covered over the top with tin foil.
“Did you bring a fucking Turkey Coyote?” Mav asked in shock at the sight of the cooked bird that he was carrying in. “I think the only thing we told you not to bring was a Turkey.”
“Who brought a Turkey?” Ice asked looking up from his conversation with Penny.
Mav didn’t miss how Payback who was sitting in the living room watching the football game straightened. Omaha who was next to him glanced over towards the kitchen as well. Phoenix cleared her throat lightly but continued on like nothing was wrong. The Ivies silently exchanged some words as they glanced over at each other but didn’t hold eye contact for long. Something was up and he didn’t know what but his children apparently did.
“Coyote brought another Turkey Ice.”
It wasn’t much long after that Mav heard the front door open again and he could hear the conversation the second it did.
“Mav may kill you.” There was Slider, late as usual.
“You say that like I had input in this,” there was Bradley, which meant that Jake was probably with them, “He literally went ahead and made it. I couldn’t stop him.”
Mav didn’t have time to ponder what Bradley meant before the three walked through the arc into the kitchen and living room. And there was Hangman holding a large pan much like Coyote had also covered in tin foil. It didn’t take a genius to guess what Hangman had brought with him to dinner.
“Another fucking Turkey?” Mav commented dryly, looking at his godson refusing to meet eye contact as Jake held the Turkey out towards him to take.
“Javy bet he could make a better turkey than I could,” Jake stated like that answered all of Mav’s questions.
“Because you can't make a better turkey than I can,” Coyote interrupted, “And if anything my bird is going to prove it.”
Hangman scoffed audibly at Coyote’s response, “May the best bird win.”
Mav signed and looked towards the other daggers that had spread out through the living room and kitchen area. “You all knew this was going to happen? That we would end up with three Thanksgiving Birds to eat? All that look over 18 pounds!”
“Nat said it was fine!”
“I said you had bottomless pits for stomachs! That it was plausible that you buys could devour them! Not that you should bring them!” Phoenix defended herself, glaring back at Fritz who had so easily thrown the accusation.
“Same thing!”
“It was almost three 'cause Fanboy has a recipe too but he actually stood down,” Payback commented. His gaze hadn’t broken away from the TV though when he said it.
“I told them that none of us were going to finish a turkey alone too,” Omaha added on but much like Payback, his attention stayed on the TV screen.
“Idiots. We’re raising idiots…” Mav mumbled under his breath as he turned around to leave them to continue to bicker over the extra turkeys and if they’d brought too many or had too little if the guys were to go full empty stomachs and chow down.
An hour later when they all settled around the dining room table, squished in, and spilled over into the living room so some of the group was standing on the edges to just hear the toast before eating.
Mav smiled and stood up. To try and fit more at the table both him and Ice were sharing the head, able to look down at all the family they’d gathered. He cleared his throat and pretty quickly a hush fell over the room as all of them looked over toward Mav, silently waiting to hear from him. Even Theia was silent but she was preoccupied by the phone in her hand that Megan had given her.
“I wanted to quickly say thank you to all of you for being here on this holiday with us. I know some of you have been with us for years to celebrate.” He looked towards Slider and the other 86 boys who rolled their eyes, smiled, and raised their glasses a bit. “And I know some of you are here because you couldn’t go home to your families this week because of hops and patrols and the such.”
Phoenix had her Mom in Vegas. Bob’s parents out in Pennsylvania. Fritz’s dad and brother in Flordia. Javy’s parents and sister down in New Orleans. Omaha’s Dad out in Nebraska. Fanboy’s parents in Chicago. Payback’s mom out in New York. Hangman’s sisters in Texas with his mom. Yale’s dad and sister here in Fightertown. Harvard’s parents out in Boston. They all had family Mav knew. Halo didn’t have her parents but Mav would make sure she’d spend every Thanksgiving here with him and Ice and Bradley and Jake from now on. But the rest, they were his kids and they were here. They were all his family no matter what.
“We hope you enjoy this meal with our 3 Turkeys,” which got a few chuckles of laughter from the group as they looked at the three differently prepared birds that lay in front of them. “But I wanted you all to know that you’ll always have a place here. An open door to our house no matter what. I am thankful to each one of you. If you’d have asked me two years ago how many kids I had I would have told you I had one godson I hadn’t talked to in a while.” He can see Bradley resist the urge to tense up and Mav is glad for that, “Now. Now I’d answer I have 12 wonderful kids who are a pain in both my and my husband’s asses. And I'm sure Slider is mumbling ‘Karma’s a bitch’ under his breath right now.”
“Damn right I am,” the old RIO scoffed before Mav continued.
“So I’m gonna wrap this up. To the family, we’re born with. And to the family, we make along the way. Cheers!”
“Cheers!!!”
Mav would never let himself forget the sound of laughter and happiness with all of his family in that room.
Ice leaned over, holding his glass of wine in his hand as he whispered into Mav’s ear. “To the family, we’ve built Love.”
Mav smiled and clicked his glass to Ice’s keeping eye contact with his husband as he did. “To our family.”
North Island Daggers
1:02 am
Halo: i’m sorry to say hangman, coyote.
Halo: neither of you had the best turkey.
Halo: ice’s turkey was the greatest.
Hangman: You know what.
Hangman: I will accept this loss. Ice’s turkey was insanely good.
Coyote: Agreed. I will take the loss to Ice.
Bob: I agree with Halo’s determination.
Rooster: I did tell you all that Ice’s Turkey was the best.
Harvard: I would love to have it again.
Fritz: Does Ice make it for Christmas too?
Payback: Oh that be nice.
Rooster: He only makes it for Thanksgiving. He does ham for
Christmas.
Fanboy: Ooohhh I would like to try that.
Omaha: I’d like to try that as well.
Yale: So to get Ice’s turkey again we have to do thanksgiving
again?
Phoenix: Apparently.
Harvard: So same place next year is what I’m hearing.
Yale: Yep.
Halo: totally in.
Coyote: Sounds like a plan.
Payback: Hell ya.
Phoenix: I’ll be there.
Bob: Same.
Omaha: Sounds good with me.
Fanboy: I’d like that.
Fritz: I’m game.
Hangman: Im good for that.
Rooster: Mav and Ice would love to have you all again I’m sure
of it.
Harvard: Good.
Halo: otherwise we’d force our way in.
Notes:
Thank you for your patience in me updating this fic! I know how much some of you enjoy it and I'm glad if you stuck around for this! Happy Holidays to those who have them coming up! See you all soon!
Chapter 24: Chatting
Summary:
Brief glimpses into a few of the chats the group has
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
The god + grandparents with bonus babysitters
9:02 pm
Halo: i swear to god I’m going to kill one of you
Halo: I will burn you fuckers all in hell
Omaha: I didn’t do anything????
Halo: uh huh
Fritz: listen I’m just here to raid your fridge sometimes in
exchange for watching my niece.
Mav: Something wrong you need help with?
Phoenix: is this lack of sleep induced?
Phoenix: cause otherwise I don’t understand the 9pm cursing us
out text.
Halo: which one of you had Theia today?
Harvard: Can’t remember which one of us had your kid Callie?
Halo: I will kick you from this chat and take you off babysitting
rotation
Harvard: wait no please
Fanboy: i didn’t!
Ice: What happened Halo?
Halo: Theia brought her stuffed penguin with her when she left
the house with megan this morning. she then got passed around
like a hot potato in this group.
Fritz: she doesn’t have the penguin???
Halo: no fritz. which means i have a crying toddler on my hands
wanting her penguin poppy which I CANT FIND.
Halo: and my lovely wife is on a phone call with some partners in
singapore meaning she can’t help. so i have to ask all of you
Omaha: I grabbed her from Megan so I’ll check the backseat of my
car.
Fritz: I had her after Omaha but that was with Coyote so I’ll text
him to check his car too.
Phoenix: Why were you with Coyote?
Fritz: I have yet to cave and get a car and he was still at the house
so he offered to drive cause he doesn’t let anyone touch his car
but him.
Halo: do any of you have poppy the penguin?!?
Yale: Didn’t have her today but just checked in case it was left
here by Coyote or Fritz and couldn’t find it
Harvard: I helped.
Harvard: No dice.
Fritz: No luck with the back of Coyotes car.
Halo: i know phoenix that bob and you had theia last since i
picked her up from you.
Phoenix: Ya we had her for the afternoon after Fritz. The penguin
is not at our place or in the car.
Phoenix: Best bet would be Mav or Ice cause we went over today
to say hello.
Ice: The penguin is not here
Mav: I’ve got it!
Halo: oh thank god.
Fanboy: Where’d you find Poppy?
Mav: She was left sitting on my workbench in the garage beneath
my motorcycle helmet.
Mav: Forget we put her under there so she could ‘wear’ the
helmet.
Mav: Give me 20 minutes and I’ll be there Halo.
Halo: thank you mav
Yale: It’s a 30 minute drive from North Island to La Jolla
Ice: Don’t speed Mav.
Mav: Don’t act like you wouldn’t break speed limits for Theia
either.
Omaha: He doesn’t confirm it like you just did if he did.
Halo: honestly dont care.
Halo: fucking speed mav. I swear my head might explode if that
penguin doesn’t get here soon.
Ice: Did Mav get there?
Halo: Arrived safely with the penguin
Ice: Is he on his way home then?
Halo: Attached File
Attachment description: Mav laid flat on the couch, his head tossed back and mouth open. One arm draped to the side hanging off the couch and scraping the ground with his fingers barely. The other clutched the toddler that also slept on his chest closely. Theia’s face was calm and content and she held a death grip on the wing of her penguin plushy.
Halo: I can finally hear my thoughts again.
Ice: Glad he’s safe. Make sure he doesn’t try and drive back half
asleep.
Halo: Will do.
North Island Daggers
2:09 pm
Fritz: Hey Yale?
Yale: Yes?
Fritz: Can I ask you a medical question?
Harvard: what the fuck are you about to admit to?
Payback: bets anyone?
Coyote: 20 dollars we end up at the hospital because of this.
Fritz: it’s not that bad.
Phoenix: Yet somehow we don’t believe you.
Fanboy: I’d bet but Coyote already took the position I would have.
Yale: Fritz what is the question.
Fritz: How long should a cut be before someone needs stitches?
Fritz: Also to the general chat
Rooster: the fuck fritz
Fritz: What is a good cleaning product to get blood out of carpet
Hangman: I move out and this happens
Yale: Where are you.
Halo: i would like to say i was not involved with this incident.
Phoenix: You say that and we all start thinking you were.
Omaha: Was someone involved with this incident?
Fritz: no….
Fritz: also beach house kitchen.
Payback: so someone was involved.
Harvard: someone fess up.
Halo: literally at the hard deck right now.
Harvard: so halo is cleared.
Payback: Mickey, you’re at the house who’s in the kitchen with
Fritz?
Rooster: I swear this group is a mess in too many ways.
Rooster: why did mav and ice decide to adopt you all.
Coyote: Damn no love for his siblings.
Halo: and here we thought you adjusted to us.
Hangman: Because we’re fucking delightful.
Phoenix: Now you’re just over-complaining.
Omaha: Yale please tell me you have actually gotten to Fritz to see
the injury cause clearly our hive mind has struggled to stick with
that point.
Fanboy: Oh he has. He literally pulled out a suturing kit and is
currently about to give Fritz stitches.
Fanboy: getting like 10 stitches maybe on his left arm.
Phoenix: the hell happened?
Fanboy: Oh thats not the best part of this.
Rooster: Explain please.
Halo: who else was involved.
Fanboy: anyone notice someone has been particularly quiet right
now?
Harvard: NO
Coyote: always the quiet ones.
Hangman: You’re telling me stealth pilot Bob the Builder is
involved?!
Phoenix: Im filing for divorce i guess.
Bob: please don;t
Payback: He speaks!
Halo: our own composed Bob being the instigator of trouble. how
the mighty have fallen.
Bob: I didn’t start anything.
Bob: it was all Fritz.
Hangman: Sure Bobby
Omaha: can we actually get an explanation as to what happened?
Yale: So both Bob and Fritz now have stitches.
Coyote: this is gonna be a story
Rooster: This is gonna be a headache cause we have to tell Ice
and Mav about this.
Fritz: Please hold off on that long enough that I can flee the state.
I do not want to get murdered by Maverick.
Halo: or ice
Fritz: or ice.
Hangman: menaces.
Phoenix: Bob.
Phoenix: what did you do.
Fanboy: somebody's in troooouuubbblleeeeee
Fritz: shush
Halo: im gonna pop some popcorn
Payback: please save some for me.
Rooster: Are we gonna actually get an explanation as to what
happened or are we just gonna inform Ice and Mav and let the
later go crazy with worry?
Harvard: What did you two even cut yourselves on?
Fritz: I may or may not have been swinging a knife around and
got my arm and Bob’s in the same swing.
Payback: Theres a lot to unpack there
Harvard: How did you end up swinging a knife around?
Yale: I asked the same question.
Yale: you want to tell them your answer?
Coyote: it’s gonna be something incredibly stupid isnt it.
Bob: Yes.
Phoenix: What was it Fritz.
Fritz: I was trying to cut an apple mid-air like it was fruit ninja. ‘
Omaha: I didn’t expect that.
Hangman: You were playing real-life fruit ninja???
Bob: Fritz was attempting to.
Halo: and thats how you cut yourself and bob.
Fritz: yes.
Rooster: Fruit ninja.
Fritz: yes fruit ninja ok!
Fritz: I know I know it was a shitty idea! I will take all the lectures
later after the one I get from Ice
Fritz: Because I know that one is gonna be the worse.
Rooster: it’s going to be Ice sign yelling with Mav actually yelling.
Coyote: We’re also missing something here.
Coyote: How the hell did you let him do this Bob?
Omaha: You’re supposed to be the other adult in this group.
Halo: ya you and omaha are supposed to be the ones who rain in
fritz, harvard, and i.
Bob: I literally walked into the kitchen for a glass of water and got
cut with a knife. It wasn’t like Fritz told or expected me to walk
behind him at that moment
Bob: Just like i didn’t expect him to throw an apple in the air and
SWING AT IT.
Harvard: Can’t see the future Bob?
Fanboy: Ya bob. No future seeing for you?
Payback: Didn’t use your WSO reflexes to dodge?
Bob: I hate all of you.
Phoenix: Uh huh.
Bob: I hate all of you minus Nat.
Rooster: Wow true love there.
Hangman: I’d like to go back to why fruit ninja Fritz?
Fritz: the intrusive thoughts won man. I don’t know what else to
tell you.
Halo: that was the first mistake
Couples therapy
4:17 pm
Fanboy: double date tonight????
Harvard: with which one of us?
Fanboy: anyone.
Phoenix: I’m out. Meeting an old friend for coffee.
Bob: I am free though but do realize that doesn’t make this a date.
Halo: megan is in dc again so im in the bob boat but have theia
Fanboy: So two couples in the couple chat are out.
Fanboy: Harvard and Yale? Hangman and Rooster?
Yale: Ya I don’t have anything so we can do it.
Harvard: You’re just gonna assume I have nothing?
Fanboy: Sweet
Yale: Yes because you share your extremely detailed planner with
me so I can see you have tonight completely blank
Harvard: oh shit ya.
Hangman: Wait wait wait.
Hangman: How the fuck did you get here Fanboy?
Hangman: This is suppose to be the couples only chat
Hangman: WHo the hell are you dating?
Phoenix: He’s always been here? He’s been here since we made
the chat.
Hangman: He has!?
Rooster: Yes he has
Payback: Did you really just think we weren’t in here?
Hangman: You’re here too!?
Yale: Jake. Why are you surprised they’re in here?
Bob: They’ve been together longer than most of us have?
Payback: Oh damn really?
Fanboy: Wait Halo how long have you and Megan been together?
Halo: nearly a decade. got our 10 year in 3 months
Harvard: Congrats!
Yale: Ya that’s amazing.
Payback: Got all of us beat.
Rooster: They’ve also been married the longest out of all of us.
Phoenix: Actually no. Halo didn’t you get married in 2017?
Halo: ya.
Phoenix: Then Fanboy and Payback have you beat there.
Fanboy: 2015!
Hangman: WAIT WAIT WAIT
Hangman: Y’all are MARRIED?
Payback: Ya?
Fanboy: Yes. keep up.
Rooster: Jake even I knew this.
Bob: How did you miss this?
Hangman: I don’t know!?!? Like neither of you have said anything
about it?
Payback: Jake why do you think we shared a room.
Hangman: WSO/Pilot thing?
Hangman: You both don’t wear rings???
Hangman: Honestly idk. Am I an idiot?
Halo: yes
Payback: Ya
Fanboy: Completely
Phoenix: Yep
Bob: Maybe
Harvard: Yes
Yale: Yep
Rooster: Totally.
Hangman: Traitors the lot of you.
Hangman: Even my fucking fiance.
Blackmail
6:41 pm
Slider: Attached File
Attachment description: Mav at 27, looked completely panicked while a 5-year-old Bradley stood before him, hands stretched out to show his godfather what he was holding. It was a small robin, its face sticking out the top of Bradley’s grip.
Slider: Remember this mav?
Mav: God dont remind me about that. That was the third time that
day he caught a bird and each time they kept getting bigger. Im
surprised he didn’t end up with a crow or even an eagle before we l
eft the park. Kid was a goddamned animal wrangler.
Rooster: Do you have any pictures of him from that time I brought
a raccoon home?
Slider: I fucking wish we did.
Slider: If only phone cameras existed at the time. I would have
been able to film that chaos.
Ice: And of course you let the raccoon go as soon as we told you
not to Bradley
Ice: That damned trash gremlin scratched everything in the house
running away from the cats.
Rooster: Still wish we could have kept him
Mav: It was a damned raccoon. How the fuck were we supposed to
keep him?
Rooster: Its you and Ice. we would have found a way.
Mav: I fly fighter jets. Ice commands the navy. How the fuck was i
suppose to control a raccoon?
Rooster: Would have found a way.
Ice: Attached File
Attachment description: Bradley at 10 with a bowl cut standing in front of a broken window that had a shattered hole in the center. He looked grumpy, eyes glanced away from the camera and forcibly holding up a sign that said “I broke the window when I was told not to hit baseballs in the backyard.”
Ice: Thinking of sending this to Jake.
Rooster: Wait Pops dont
North Island Daggers
6:49 pm
Hangman: Bradley…
Hangman: So I heard you went behind Ice’s back and broke a
window hitting a baseball
Rooster: Fucking traitor.
Phoenix: Wait when was this
Fanboy: Please share the picture.
Hangman: Attached File
Rooster: I want a divorce
Bob: Need to marry before that happens.
Rooster: jake we’re getting married tomorrow so i can divorce you.
Hangman: Overreaction
Halo: ya just fake your own death or something
Fritz: We’re missing big-brained thinking here though
Harvard: What have we missed Fritz?
Yale: oh no.
Fritz: Why don’t we raid Mav’s house and find more blackmail
pictures of Bradley
Coyote: Im in.
Payback: Fantastic Idea.
Rooster: Traitors the lot of you.
Rooster: Even my fucking fiance.
Hangman: How the turntables turn
Notes:
Hi! It's me! With a sudden reappearance. I hope you all enjoyed this and got some smiles out of it!
Edit as of September 10th, 2023: Hey guys, so I hope you're all doing well. Ive now marked this work as complete, cause though I love it and do have a few more thoughts, I do not consistently have the time to work and write them out. I view each of these chapters as interconnected one-shots, which helps with me marking this as completed because there will really be a definitive end to the story. Maybe I'll see you guys again, maybe I won't but I hope you enjoyed this work of mine. Bye!

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