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It has been a few months since Jimmy Neutron and Timmy Turner crashed into each other’s lives. The two boys would constantly communicate through text messages, phone calls and video calls. 

They were having so much fun with their long distance relationship, but they never got that first date. However, that’s about to change.

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In Lindbergh Elementary School Cafeteria, Retroville:

“On my mark, Carl,” Jimmy instructed, “walk under the ladder… now!” Carl did as he was told to do. “Look good, Jimmy!” Sheen said while slapping Jimmy on the butt, “no bad luck so far!”

Yet, just as Sheen said that, Carl started screaming as he was zapped with a bolt of lightning. Carl’s skin, clothes, and hair were charred. “My skin smells funny,” Carl weakly says before passing out. “See, Neutron?” 

Jimmy turns to look at his rival, Cindy, as she approaches him. “Your idea to have a Friday the 13th Dance is already jinxing us,” she continued angrily, “what were you thinking?” “Tonight’s dance will prove that bad luck is just a silly superstition. That lightning was just a coincidence,” Jimmy explained and walked away.

Carl screamed again as he woke to grab a step on that was discolored and shaped compared to the other steps. Libby saw this and asked, “Sheen, why is this step a different color than the others?” “Oh, that one was broken,” the no chin boy explained, “so I fixed it using one of Jimmy’s old lightning rods.” It took Carl zapping himself for the third to convince Sheen and Libby to help away from the ladder and get him to the school nurse. 

“Umm… hey Neutron?” “Yeah, Cindy. What’s up?” he asked. “Well… since this is a dance…” she spoke nervously, “ and people tend to go with… uhh… dates.” “Dates?” Jimmy questioned as he pulled out his phone. Timmy and I haven’t talked since last week, Jimmy thought sadly, I want to see him again. We still haven’t gone on that date he promised me. 

An idea popped into his big brain, hold on a moment! I can ask him to be my date to the dance! I just hope he isn’t too busy and actually agrees to go with me. 

“Yeah, dates!” Cindy said, snapping Jimmy out of his thoughts, “ and I kind of… wanted to ask you something.” The boy genius eyed her for malice intentions and replied, “ask me about what?” “Well, I wanted to ask you–” The blonde girl was cut off by the sound of Jimmy’s watch beeping very loudly.

“It’s a priority alarm!” he yelled while pushing a button on the watch to show him what was wrong, “someone’s robbing the Retroville bank.” The video showed a tall, red robot walking away from the bank with a wheelbarrow filled with bags of money. “It’s Professor Calamitous!”

“Neutron!” the blonde girl yelled, trying to turn his attention back onto her. “Sorry, Cindy,” he said as began walking away, “this is more important than whatever it is that you were about to ask me.” “Oh, fine!” she shouted, “it’s not like I wanted to ask you to the dance or anything. You hear me? You may think you’re the smartest kid in the entire universe, but I can do much, much better!”

She screamed the last sentence as Jimmy activated his jetpack and flew off to stop the evil genius scientist. 

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In Dimmsdale Elementary School Auditorium, Dimmsdale:

“Turner!” Mr. Crocker shouted, “you have got to be the dumbest kid in the entire universe!”

The crazy teacher glared at Timmy as he was on top of a ladder with Wanda disguised as a broom and Cosmo disguised as a bucket. Crocker started scolding him more, “who the heck would come to a dance on Friday the 13th? It’s all about bad luck!”

“It was the only day I had free,” Timmy answered as he pulled out a day planner with most days of the month saying ‘wish’ and ‘talk to Jimmy’. Crocker laughed at his response and said, “Friday the 13th is my birthday. Who would come to your dance when they’ll all be coming to the surprise birthday party you’ve been cleverly hiding from me?”

Timmy looked at his shapeshifted godparents in confusion. They stared back at him with a look in their eyes that said, ‘what the hell is he talking about?’ “All the ladies in this universe will be at my party,” Crocker bragged as he started walking out of the room, “good luck finding a date. Heh heh! DAtE?!” 

“Date? Oh my gosh!” Timmy whispered in a panic as he jumped off the ladder, accidentally hitting Cosmo against it. “Oww!” “I was so busy decorating that I forgot to get a date for the dance!” Timmy said as he ran out of the room.

“Oh, man,” he slammed the auditorium doors open and continued running, “Crocker’s right. No one in this universe would date me.” He stopped when a group of three random girls commented on him and backed slowly away from the ten year old. “Cheer up, sport,” Wanda piped up to remind him, “there is a certain someone you’ve been talking to for months from another universe that you’ve been trying to go on a date with.”

“Oh yeah!” Timmy dropped Bucket-Cosmo hard onto the ground to quickly grab his phone from his pocket. Cosmo yelped at the action and started seeing stars. Timmy opened his phone to look at his text messages, “I can’t believe I forgot about him. Man, I haven’t talked to him in a week. I hope he’s not angry at me.”

Wanda changed back into her original form to look at his phone. “Don’t worry, Timmy,” she reassured, “he’s probably just been busy like you were. I’m positive Jimmy won’t be upset at you.” The pink hat boy smiled, “thanks, Wanda. But I still feel like the dumbest kid in the universe. It’s a good thing Jimmy Neutron is okay with that.”

“Guys, pack your bags. We’re going to Retroville!” Timmy announced in excitement.

Cosmo snapped out his daze enough to change back into his original form… and poof on a sombrero, a pancho, and maracas. “Ready when you are, amigos! Oh wait– that’s Mexico.”

Timmy and Wanda stared at the green fairy in annoyance before Wanda waved her wand, transporting the three of them to the hometown of Jimmy Neutron.  

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In Fairy World Prison:

A small, blue rat was running around the prison floors as if searching for something important. It stumbled across a metal door with a sign that said ‘Anti-Fairies’ being “guarded” by two sleeping fairy security guards. 

The rat crawled under the door to change back into… Anti-Cosmo! “Oh, the shame of it!” Anti-Cosmo cried out as he looked at the glass wall that held all the other anti-fairies prisoners. “My fellow Anti-Fairies imprisoned on this, our most hallowed day– Friday the 13th!” he continued before opening his coat to reveal multiple weapons and tools.

“Chin up, my beloved Anti-Wanda,” he said sweetly to his bad toothed wife, “your savior, Anti-Cosmo, will have you all free presently.” Anti-Wanda smiled before poofing herself some metal mug to bang against the glass and shouted, “hear that, Warden? We’re breakin’ outta here and t’aint nothin’ you can do about it!” 

Jorgen poofed into the room with his explosive magic and glared at them. “Nobody is breaking out!” Jorgen declared, “you anti-fairies are always being chaotic, always trying to break the rules.” The muscular fairy pointed his wand in Anti-Cosmo’s face.

“You, prepare to join your friends in the anti-fairy hoosegow!” “Never!” AC poofed up a salt shaker and emptied the salt onto the larger fairy’s right boot. Jorgen yelped, “spilled salt! Oh, that is very bad luck!” Then the laces on his boots started moving on their own to tie themselves together. He tried to walk, but his tied boots just caused to fall face first into the floor. 

“I shall return, my dim beloved,” AC announced, “this I swear!” Jorgen laughed as he got up after fixing his boots, “dream on! I will buff up my security system!” He zapped the handle to the glass wall until it turned into multiple lockpads. “I will take away your ability to be invisible on Earth!” He pulled out the ‘Da Rules’, flipped to the Anti-Fairy section, and changed the rule. 

“And I will make this prison impregnable to anyone in Fairy World!” Jorgen yelled as he started blasting at AC. “Or Dimmsdale!” Anti-Cosmo flew as fast as he could to get away from the larger fairy. “Or this universe!” 

Anti-Cosmo flew out of the roof and away from the prison and started thinking about what Jorgen said. “ This universe?” he questioned, “hmm… Could this mean there are other universes? *chortles* Oh splendid! I smell a loophole. I smell a loophole!” With his sinister idea in mind, AC decided to fly out of Fairy World to make his way towards Earth.

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In Retroville:

Professor Calamitous was pushing his wheelbarrow full of stolen money bags with a man strapped on the back of his robot suit. 

“Working with a partner was my best idea ever, Dr. Moist,” Calamitous commented to the other man, “I’m so glad we met at the Evil Scientist Expo.” “Yes!” Dr. Moist replied, “between your robot suit and my paralyzing operatic high notes, that bank never knew what hit!”

Suddenly, a blast of energy hit the suit, pushed away the wheelbarrow and caused both men to yelp in surprise. Calamitous looked at one of his monitors to see that the energy came from Jimmy and his robo-walker. 

“Ah! You fool!” the smaller man scolded, “you weren’t watching the Neutron detector. Friendship over!” He hit a button on the keyboard that sent the taller man scream-singing away from the robot suit.

Jimmy moved closer to Calamitous to be face to robot face with him and said, “so I see you managed to escape the force field I trapped you in back in the Cretaceous Period.” “Yes,” Calamitous responded, “and I had a long time to contemplate my revenge, Neutron!” The boy genius rolled his eyes, “get a life!” 

The boy genius fired a laser at the red robot suit, but Calamitous dodged it and fired back with blasts of lightning. The lightning caused Jimmy to be thrown off the robo-walker as it fell backwards onto the ground. Jimmy landed face first onto the grass and appeared to be unconscious. 

Calamitous stomped over to the boy genius and lifted his foot; getting ready to squish Jimmy to death like one would squish a bug. “Who needs a partner! I’m going to finish you off all on my own!” Jimmy opened his eyes to roll over and aim his watch at the tiny man, “not if I can stick you with an anti-gravity disc first!” 

He shot a small disk that captured the robot suit in an energy bubble. “What? No! I’ll get you, Neutron!” Calamitous yelled as he was being lifted higher and higher into the sky.

“Well, that’s done,” Jimmy said while pulling out his phone, “and now back to my plan of asking Turner to the dance.” He turned to head back to the school, but saw Carl and Sheen racing toward him.

“Jimmy, we came to help you fight Professor Calamitous!” Sheen shouted before stopping in front of the shorter boy. “Yeah! The doctor says I’m okay. The electricity passed harmlessly through my spine,” Carl explained. 

“It’s ok, guys. I took care of it,” Jimmy reassured. He began walking back to school, “Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to make an important phone call. 

Carl- “No problem.”

Sheen- “Whatever, homes.”

The three friends started calmly walking to Lindbergh. Jimmy looked at Timmy’s contact info and started shaking nervously as his finger hovered over the call button. He was just about to press it…

When suddenly, in came Timmy and his fairies as they poofed into Retroville and a few feet away from the other three kids. 

“We made it!” Timmy announced, “we’re in Retroville!” The fairies looked at their new bulgy forms and Wanda was a little upset. “Oh dear!” Wanda whined, “this universe makes my hips look fat.” “What universe doesn’t?” Cosmo commented to poke fun at his wife.

Timmy scanned the area with his eyes to see where in Retroville they were exactly, but then spotted the object of his affection and his friends walking by them. “It’s Neutron,” Timmy smiled before realizing his fairies were out in the open, “disguise yourselves!” Cosmo and Wanda poofed themselves into a watch that was now around the 10 year old’s wrist.

Jimmy heard someone talking and he peeked up from his phone to see his crush in his universe again! “Timmy? Timmy Turner?!” the boy genius asked in shock. He ran to the buck tooth kid in excitement and gave Timmy a small hug, “it is you! How did you get back into our dimension?” 

Timmy was surprised, but reciprocated the hug and said, “yeah it’s me. Well, I, uh… used my techno-geektoid wrist watch to warp here and stuff.” The boys wanted to savor the hug for as long as they could, but…

“How come you don’t hug us like that Jimmy?” Carl asked. Jimmy realized that he and Turner were still right in front of his friends, so he quickly pulled away from the pink hat boy in embarrassment. Timmy was sad that the hug ended, but saw the boy genius’ red face and the slight fear in his eyes and understood that Jimmy wasn’t totally comfortable with PDA. 

Carl and Sheen decided to ignore Jimmy as they walked over to Timmy and said, “small-headed Jimmy!” “Guys, his name’s Timmy,” Jimmy corrected as he tried to calm down. “Small-headed Timmy!” “What up, Small Headster?” “How are ya, Big Teethster?” Carl and Sheen said as they both gave the 10 year old a couple of fistbumps.

“Hey guys,” Timmy greeted. “So…” Everyone turned their attention back on to Jimmy. “What are you doing here, Turner?” Jimmy asked nervously. “Well… I’m here to ask a special someone to my Friday the 13th dance,” Timmy answered as he gave Jimmy a flirty look. “R-Really?” Jimmy asked in excitement. He’s here to ask me to his dance! I wanted to ask him to mine, but we’ll figure that out later!

“You mean Cindy?” Jimmy’s excitement shattered as soon as that question left his tall friend’s mouth. “We can show you to her house,” the round boy offered. “But only if you promise to get us there in an unsafe and irresponsible fashion,” Sheen interjected. 

“Actually, you guys–” “Don’t worry, Timmy!” Cosmo interrupted, “I know how to get you guys there!” Timmy covered up his watch and ran behind a tree, “Hold on a sec!” Cosmo poofed Timmy a jetpack that looked similar to Jimmy’s. “Cosmo wait-” Timmy tried to reason with the green haired fairy, but was cut off as the jetpack started working on its own.

Timmy screamed as he soared around in the sky uncontrollably. Carl and Sheen managed to jump onto Timmy as he flew by them. “Bye, Jimmy” Carl yelled as they jetted away from the boy genius.

Jimmy stared at his crush and friends in shock as they flew away from him and towards his street area. “He’s not gonna actually ask Cindy to his dance, right?” he questioned himself as he started frantically pacing around. “Why would they think he wanted to ask Cindy? Well, I haven’t told them about my and Turner’s relationship, so I guess that makes sense. But Cindy wouldn’t appreciate what an adorable lunkhead Timmy is and Libby said she would try to get Cindy to like someone else. But Cindy is extremely stubborn and she thinks Timmy is her type…” 

Jimmy snapped out his rambling as he realized the threat to his and Timmy’s relationship Cindy is. “NOOOOO!!!!” He activated his jetpack and chased after the other three boys.

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In Cindy Vortex’s bedroom:

“Then Neutron just flies off, leaving me there!” Cindy ranted as Libby played video games, “not that I wanted to go to the dance with him. ”

Libby sighed and paused the game before turning to her friend, “girl, we talked about this. You need to move on from Neutron and go for someone else. After all, a date isn’t gonna just crash in here.”

Literally as she said that, Timmy, Carl, and Sheen crashed into the room through the ceiling. “Oh no,” Libby whispered as she saw the boys stand up from their accident. 

Timmy groaned as he stood up, stretched, and started wiping the dirt all over him. “Timmy Turner?!” He turned his head to see who shouted his name and jumped in fear as he looked straight at Cindy. “I can’t believe you’re here! I get to hear your charming mental acumen again!” she continued, completely ignoring his expression.

“Uhhh… yeah–” “Awesome ride, Timmy!” Carl said. “Yeah… I got hit in the head. But okay me am, I think now,” Sheen says as he readjusts his neck. The ginger boy saw Cindy, “don’t worry, Timmy. We’ll give you some space to ask Cindy to your dance.” Timmy glared at him as the two boys backed away from him and the blonde girl.

“You came all the way from your universe just to ask me to your dance?! Now, that’s what I call panache!” Cindy yelled in excitement while ignoring Libby shaking her head in disapproval. 

“Huh? They do speak Spanish here!” Cosmo whisper-yelled. “¡Silencio, estupido!” Wanda angrily whisper-yelled back.

“Well? What are you waiting for? Ask me already,” the blonde girl demanded. “Umm… actually I’m not–” “WAIT!!!!” 

In came Jimmy Neutron, flying through the window and crashing on the other side of Timmy. “Neutron?” “Jimmy!” Timmy rushed over to Jimmy to help him up and check him over to see if he was injured. “Are you okay?! Did you hurt yourself?” The boy genius blushed at Timmy coddling him in front of the others. 

“I’m fine, “ Jimmy whispered, patting his crush on the shoulder, “I’m not hurt.” “Are you sure?” Timmy asked as he took a slight step away from his crush. Jimmy nodded, “yes. But I need to talk to you about something super important.” “What–”. “Neutron!”

The two boys turned to Cindy to see the angry look on her face. “You dolt! You crashed into my room and almost hit Timmy! What is wrong with you?!” Cindy screeched. “I did?!” Jimmy yelled and turned to the buck tooth boy in a panic. “It’s alright. I’m totally fine,” Timmy reassured. 

Cindy stared at them, examining the two boys to find a reason for their suspicious behavior and said, “I think I know what’s going on here.” “You do?” Jimmy, Timmy and Libby questioned. 

“Yes, I do… Timmy is making sure Nerdtron is fine, so they can have a fair fight to see who gets to take me to their dance!”

Jimmy and Timmy were speechless by the absolutely insane response from the blonde girl, while Libby silently facepalmed. “I can’t believe you both like me so much that you would both burst into my room to fight for my attention and ask for my hand to the dance!” Cindy squealed in self-delusion. 

“Ooohh! So romantic!” Carl squealed. “More importantly,” Sheen chimed in, “we get to see an epic battle with the reckless use of inventions!!” “Uhh… guys. I don’t think–” Libby tried to inject, but was cut off by Sheen rapidly dragging Jimmy and Timmy by their wrists out of the room.

Carl- “Sheen, wait up!” 

Cindy- “Come on, Libby! I’m about to be fought over by two cute boys!” 

Carl and Cindy ran as fast they could after the three boys. Libby sighed and muttered, “sorry boys. I need to knock some sense into Cindy, Carl, and Sheen,” and quickly followed to catch up to the other children.

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Sheen and Cindy moved everyone to a small forest-like area next to her house and put Jimmy and Timmy on the opposite sides of it. “Girl, I’m telling you this is not a good idea,” Libby tried to reason. “Libby, come on. When I’m ever gonna have two guys fight over me again!” Cindy said eager to get the show on the road.

“Nerd Fight! Nerd Fight!” Sheen chanted excitedly. The boy genius and the buck tooth kid were just staring at each other, not knowing what to do. I didn’t want any of this, Jimmy thought, but of course Cindy had to make everything about her. Why does she feel like she needs to butt into anything that brings me the slightest bit of happiness? I guess this is my fault, I should have told her and the guys that me and Turner have a thing. But, Turner’s not doing anything to stop this either. Maybe he does want to ask Cindy to his dance. 

“Get him, Small-headed Timmy! Beat him into the ground!” Sheen carelessly screamed. “Yeah! But we still like you Big-headed Jimmy!” Carl shouted. 

“Guys, listen!” “If you would just let us talk!” Unfortunately, Jimmy and Timmy’s words were completely ignored by everyone except Libby, who was still trying to help the boys, but was also ignored. Both boys were getting more and more frustrated; Timmy was trying his hardest to hold himself back from screaming his head off as to not upset Jimmy any more than this whole ordeal already has.

However, Jimmy was at his breaking point. “ALRIGHT, THAT’S IT!!! I CAN’T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!! I’M LEAVING!!” The boy genius wailed and typed on his watch. In came Goddard piloting Jimmy’s rocket, the robot dog reached down and snatched up his owner into the driver’s seat. 

“Jimmy, wait!” Timmy yelled, but it was too late he was already flying away. He looked so stressed out, the 10 year old thought, I need to make sure he’s ok. “I wish I had a cool rocket like Jimmy’s!” Timmy said frantically into his fairy watch. 

“Timmy, you’re right in front of the others,” Wanda whispered, which had him looking up and seeing Jimmy’s friends staring at him in confusion. “Uh… that I will now invent behind this tree!” Timmy raced over to the nearest tree and the fairies poofed him a green/pink rocket.

The buck tooth kid flew at top speeds to catch up to the boy genius. He spotted him and shouted, “Jimmy! Wait up!” 

Cosmo- “Is there a movie on this flight?”

Wanda- “Yes, and it’s called ‘Don’t Let Jimmy Hear You!’”

Cosmo- “Oh, I love Westerns!”

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In Calamitous’ secret lair:

“Well, back to the resumes,” the professor said while looking at the documents scattered across his control board, “finding a good collaborator is my only chance of defeating Neutron. ‘Can also do light housework.’”

Suddenly, a loud buzzing sound started blaring in the room. “My Neutron detector! He’s on the move again!” He turned on his monitor screen to see Jimmy and Timmy flying next to each other. “ Come on, Jimmy!” “Leave me alone, Turner!” 

“What’s this? Someone else fighting Neutron?” the older man questioned before smirking, “and beating him, by the look of it.”

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“Jimmy, please! We have to talk!” “Why don’t you talk to Cindy?!”

The boy genius tried not to look at his crush as he yelled that retort, but the pink hat boy was determined to stop this bad situation. “How do you keep building stuff so fast anyway?!” Jimmy asked. “W-Well… I uh, “Timmy stammered before sighing, “with the help of Cosmo and Wanda.” 

The green and pink fairies changed back into their original forms while greeting the other boy. “Hi, Fudgehead!” “Hello, Jimmy.” “Oh! Hello, Cosmo and Wanda,” Jimmy greeted back before turning to Timmy. “I had them bring me here so I could talk to you !” Timmy shouted with a smile. 

Jimmy was still very hesitant, but hopeful, “really?” “Yeah, I–” “Um, can I just say one thing?” “Sure.” “MOUNTAIN!!!” the green fairy screamed as he pointed ahead of them. Everyone started screaming as they flew closer to the mountain; Timmy was able to avoid the crash, but Jimmy wasn’t so lucky.

Jimmy’s rocket hit the tip of the mountain, launching the boy genius out of said rocket while it and Goddard tumbled to the ground. 

T-“JIMMY!!!!” 

W- “Hurry Timmy!” 

Timmy flew his rocket as fast as he could to catch up to his falling crush, he dove right below the boy genius, and caused him to land directly onto Timmy’s lap instead of the seat behind him. 

Jimmy was hyperventilating and shaking, so Timmy wrapped an arm around him and whispered, “it’s ok. It’s ok. I got you. I won’t let anything hurt you.” The boy genius started to calm down and leaned into Timmy. The buck tooth boy flew them to a nearby park and gently landed. 

The two boys gave each other a big hug just to make sure they were both alright before Timmy gently helped Jimmy and himself out of the rocket. 

“Neutron, you idiot! You almost got Timmy killed!” The two boys turned to see an angry Cindy walking up to them. “Hey! Leave him alone!” Timmy shouted back in annoyance. The other two kids looked at him in shock before Cindy switched back to being her sweet act. 

“I’m sorry, Timmy,” she said, batting her eyes and grabbing his arm, “I was just worried about you!” Jimmy rolled his eyes and glared at the girl. “You know, what? Timmy, why don’t we go to your dimension for some peace and you can ask me to your dance?” 

J & T- “What?!” 

Cindy pulled Timmy closer to her as both boys yelled in shock at the suggestion. “But–” “Don’t worry Timmy!” Cosmo interjected, “Wingman Cosmo’s got this!” The green fairy waved his wand and poofed them to Dimmsdale, leaving Jimmy behind. “WAIT!” 

Goddard ran to his owner as Jimmy turned to him and announced, “Goddard, I’m going to Dimmsdale!”

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Professor Calamitous watched most of what just occurred (he didn’t see the hugs for reasons) and this caused an idea to pop into his head. “Incredible! That small boy defeated Neutron with his tiny, flying helpers! I will go to this Dimmsdale as well to find some of my own!” He began laughing menacingly. 

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Sheen kicked open the lab door while carrying a box to his genius friend. “Hey, Jimmy, I don’t know what this stuff does, but here,” he says as he tosses the box to the ground near his friend. Jimmy was working on the finishing touches for a multidimensional portal generator. 

“Cindy thinks she can snatch Timmy away from me, try to force him to ask her to his dance, and let Cosmo ‘poof’ them both back to his universe? Well, she’s an idiot if she thinks I’m just gonna sit by and let that happen,” Jimmy whispered angrily to himself. 

Unbeknownst to the children, they are being watched by Professor Calamitous behind his clubhouse. “Yes, go on, Neutron,” the creepy old man whispered, “open that portal, so I can learn the secret of that big-toothed child’s floating collaborators.”

The portal generator hummed as it was powered on with a bright pink window of energy appearing in the middle of it. “Done,” Jimmy said, “now if you’ll excuse me, it’s time to clear up this whole situation and get my dance date.” 

Before Jimmy could step into the portal, Libby stopped him by grabbing him by the wrist and said, “yo, I told you I’m coming, too. Cindy’s my girl, but I want to help you out.” “And we have no lives, so count us in!” Sheen chimed in. Jimmy sighed, “okay, okay, just hurry! We’re running out of time.” And just like that, all four kids ran straight into the portal to Dimmsdale. 

Calamitous walked out from behind the clubhouse towards the portal, but spotted the open lab door. “Neutron’s lab… it’s open! Well, maybe just a little peek,” he walks into the clubhouse, ready to steal Jimmy’s inventions.

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In Dimmsdale:

Jimmy and friends screamed as they flew out the portal before crashing into the ‘Welcome to Dimmsdale’ sign. The four of them started brushing off dust and leaves off of themselves just as Sheen notices the changes his body made as of being in Timmy’s universe. “Whoa!” the no-chin boy shouted, “look at me! I’m totally flat!”

Sheen tried to flirt with Libby at seeing her new form, but was instantly shut down. “We’re wasting time! We need to find Timmy and Cindy now!” Jimmy shouted in frantic anger before running in a random direction. “Jimmy, wait!” Libby yelled as she ran to catch up to him.

She caught him by the arm and pulled him hard enough to stop the boy genius in his tracks and angrily yelled, “hold on, Neutron! We need a plan before we do anything!” Jimmy didn’t say anything, just tried pulling his arm away from the girl with tears building up in his eyes. Libby saw this, her face softened and sighed, “ok. Time out.” 

Libby turned to Carl and Sheen and said, “can you guys give us a minute? I need to talk to Neutron alone for a sec.” 

Carl- “Sure, Libby.”

Sheen- “Of course my dear. *Wink*”

The pink shirt girl rolled her eyes and pulled the boy genius behind a couple of nearby trees. “Alright, you need to calm down,” Libby said. Jimmy sighed and replied, “I know. I just… I just can’t stand the idea of Timmy being with someone else. Plus with Cindy being Cindy and this whole situation… I just…” 

Libby sighed and gently put her hand on his shoulder, “it’s ok, I understand. Honestly, I would be just as upset as you are if I were in your shoes, dude. You got it bad for Turner, but he’s got it bad for you too. We will find them and I bet you that Turner will ask you out the second he sees you and if he doesn’t I’ll smack him in the head until he does.” 

Jimmy giggled a bit as he wiped the tears from his eyes and said, “thanks Libby. You’re a great friend.” “You know it,” Libby responded with a smile, “now, come on! Let’s go get you, your man back.” The boy genius rolled his eyes as the two headed back to the other boys. 

“So, where do you think Timmy and Cindy are, Jimmy?” Carl asked as his friends came back. “Don’t know. We’ll have to split up,” the boy genius shrugged, “but we need to find them as soon as possible.”

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“Your town is very nice, Timmy.” “Hm? Oh. Thanks, I guess.”

Cindy and Timmy were walking towards Timmy’s house with the pink hat boy having an exasperated look on his face. Timmy decided to reluctantly show the blonde girl around the city to avoid bringing up the dance. Cosmo and Wanda were disguised as rabbits and were silently observing the children as they hopped next to them. How did I let this happen? He thought, I just wanted to finally go on that first date with Jimmy, but I’m stuck with Cindy. I need to tell her the truth… without her killing me. 

“Here’s my house,” Timmy gestured to his home as the two kids arrived at the front door. The blonde girl grinned, happily turned to Timmy and asked, “you brought me to your place to ask to the dance?! That’s so sweet that you wanted your parents to meet me before I give my answer!” 

“Huh? Oh no, my parents are still at work. But Cindy I-” “Aww, that’s too bad! But, that’s ok. Besides, I think I would rather you show me your lab first.” 

Timmy- “My what?”

C & W- “His what?”

“Your lab! Where you make all your inventions!” Cindy shouted excitedly, “Neutron never wants in his lab, but you’re not like him, are you?” “Well, umm…” Without warning, Cindy suddenly grabs Timmy by the lips to hold his mouth shut and whispers in a flirtatious manner, “no! Not another word! I don’t want anything to spoil this moment. Don’t say anything until I see your steamy den of scientific discovery.”

Wanda randomly decides to cover Cosmo’s eyes as if he was a young child about to see something inappropriate. The 10 year old pulled his lips away from the girl’s hand and rubbed his mouth to try to soothe the pain. 

What am I going to do? He thought Cindy won’t listen and I need to see Jimmy now. Maybe I should play along until I can find a safe moment to tell her the truth. But, I can’t wish up a lab, so now what? Suddenly, he remembered that he happened to have a bald, genius friend with a lab similar to his crush’s lab in his bedroom. 

Timmy silently gestured to Cindy and his fairies to follow him before running towards AJ’s house. The blonde girl and fairies looked at each other in confusion, but chased after the pink hat boy.

The four of them stopped in front of AJ’s home; Timmy saw a large ladder laying on the ground next to the fence, so he grabbed it and placed it right under his friend’s bedroom window sill. “Wait here,” he said as he began to climb up to the window that was, luckily, already open. AJ was just reading a book on his bed when he saw his pink hatted best friend. “Timmy? Why-” “Sorry about this, dude,” Timmy says before hitting the cloaking button on the wall. 

The bald boy shouted in surprise as his bed flipped over to reveal a worktable with different chemicals on it along with the rest of the room turning into an actual laboratory. Timmy waved over to Cindy to climb up the ladder then hopped into the room. Cindy quickly followed the boy into the room and was in awe at the sight of the whole place. 

“Welcome to my lab. Can we leave now?” The question fell on deaf ears as the blonde girl excitedly ran past him to explore the lab. “Beakers! Centrifuges! Test tubes!” she shouted in delight then walked up to a large, green tank with a cloned AJ floating in it, “and a cloning tank? Who is that?” “I’m uhhh… building the perfect bald kid?” Timmy hesitantly replied. 

“Timmy, you’re so incredibly intelligent it’s outstanding! You even have a gene splicer!” Cindy screamed happily. Timmy smiled at the compliment while snatching and pocketing the device. Wanda couldn’t take this nonsense anymore and whispered, “Timmy, can I talk to you alone for a minute?” The 10 year old saw that his godmother looked worried and replied, “sure,” then the two moved away from Cosmo and Cindy. 

“What’s up, Wanda?” “Timmy… why are you doing this? Shouldn’t you be focusing on asking Jimmy to the dance?” the pink fairy asked quietly. The boy sighed, “I don’t know how to tell her the truth.” “Sport, you know doing this is a bad idea, right? You’re just leading her on.” “I know that it’s just… I don’t want to upset her and… I… I kind of like… the idea of someone thinking that I’m smart instead of the idiot I actually am.”

Wanda frowned at the statement and gave her godson a quick hug and said, “sweetie, you are smart. You don’t need to pretend that AJ’s lab is yours to prove that. Jimmy knows about your grades, but he still likes you for who you actually are. He’s a genius that wants to be with you no matter what.”

“Yeah, I guess you’re right. I need to tell Cin-”. ''TIMMY?!!” The pink hat and his godmother raced over to the window to see Jimmy Neutron running past the house shouting Timmy’s name. “He’s here?! He followed us to Dimmsdale?!” “See, sport? He likes you so much that he’s not gonna let someone else steal you away from him.” 

“I need to talk to him.” “Timmy, I’m ready,” Cindy injects, “You can ask me to-”. The 10 year old climbed down the ladder as she started talking and ran in the direction Jimmy went. “Come on, Cosmo!” “Okie Dokie!” Cindy was shocked by the turn of events as she watched her crush and his fairies basically abandon her which pissed her off. “WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU’RE GOING TIMMY TURNER?!!! YOU ARE NOT LEAVING ME BEHIND!!!” She quickly climbed down the ladder and angrily chased after them. 

Cindy tackled the pink hat boy to the ground as the boy screamed in pain as they tumbled to a stop. “OWW! Cindy! What-” “WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU’RE RUNNING OFF TO MISTER TURNER?!” 

Timmy was shocked by and terrified of Cindy’s anger and started stuttering as he didn’t know what to say. Cosmo saw this and stepped in, “he was gonna go to the forest to set up a pretty spot to ask you to the dance!” The blonde girl perked up at the statement and gave Timmy a look of excited hopefulness. 

The 10 year old didn’t know what to say; he just turned to Cosmo, who just winked at him and waved his wand and poofed them away.

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“AHHHHHH!!!” 

Calamitous screamed as he flew out of a portal and crashed into the same sign Jimmy and his friends crashed into earlier. Crocker saw this as he was hammering a sign about his party onto the bigger sign, but chose not to say anything and walked away. 

The tiny man shook off the bush leaves before leaping out of the bushes and laughing evilly. “I made it! Good going, Calamitous,” he says to himself as he pulls Jimmy’s hypercube out of his pocket, “now, there must be something in Neutron’s Infinite Storage Cube that can help me find that big-toothed boy’s flying helpers.” 

He starts pulling out random inventions out of the cube and tossing them aside.

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Jimmy panted as he slowed down to a stop near Timmy’s house. “Where could they be?” he asks himself, “maybe I can ask his parents where Timmy might be.” He was about to walk to the front door, but stopped when thought crossed his mind.

“Wait… the last time I spoke with Timmy’s father he kept thinking I was Timmy in a costume. There’s a chance he and Timmy’s mother won’t think that way about me again, but… I’m getting the feeling that the same thing is going to happen again. Maybe, I should come up with a different plan.” He pulled out his phone, opened his text app and began messaging Libby.

J- ‘Any luck at finding them?’

L- ‘Nope. I’m guessing you haven’t found them either.’

J- ‘No, I haven’t. I’ll check with Carl and Sheen to see if they found them.’

L- ‘Don’t bother. I got them with me.’

J- ‘Why? What happened?’

L- ‘Saw them goofing off at a beach nearby & now I’m babysitting them.’

J- ‘-_-’

L- ‘Hey! I never knew you knew how to use emojis!’

J- ‘Timmy taught me how.’

L- ‘Wow, even the boy genius can learn a thing or 2 from his boyfriend. 

J- ‘He’s a genius in his own ways.’

L- ‘Anyway, the guys and I are going to check some woods we found because Cindy thinks forests are pretty so maybe she dragged him there.’

Unbeknownst to the boy genius, in came Professor Calamitous walking and stopping a few feet behind Jimmy. “It’s Neutron!” the older man said quietly, “who needs tiny collaborators when I can just dispatch Neutron myself with one of his own weapons?”

He placed the hypercube on the ground and pulled a strange looking blaster-like device out the storage container. “Hmm, this looks suitable,” he says as he presses the ‘GO’ button on the device, but instead of firing a ray or something, it turns into a rocket thruster. “What?!” Calamitous started screaming as he started flying out of control. 

Jimmy turned around to see this happen and shouted, “Professor Calamitous?!” Why is Calamitous here?! In Timmy’s dimension?!, he thought as he chased after the flying, but stopped when he saw his hypercube with a note attached to it. Jimmy picked up his invention and read the note, “‘To Do List: one, travel to parallel universe. Two, capture Big Tooth’s flying helpers. Three, destroy Neutron. Oh no! He’s after Timmy’s computer programs! I have to warn Timmy before something terrible happens!” And then he ran off in a panic. 

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Timmy and Cindy were poofed to a beautiful, open space in a forest area near Dimmsdale. Timmy was so pissed at this interruption that he really wanted to bang his head against a tree. Wanda, disguised as a deer along with her husband, saw this and felt so sorry for her godchild.

“This place is so beautiful!,” Cindy comments happily, “Timmy, this place is perfect! You can ask me to your dance.” Timmy sighed and facepalmed before gently grabbing Cindy by the shoulders. “Timmy?” “*Sigh* Look, Cindy. I need to tell you the truth,” he responded nervously, “which is that I-” 

“Small-Headed Timmy!”

Timmy and Cindy perked up at the shout and turned to Carl, Sheen and Libby walking towards them. “They came here too?” Timmy whispered to himself before saying to Cindy, “could you excuse me for a second?” Before she could respond, he ran towards the kids.

“What are you guys doing here?” he asked. “Jimmy brought us,” Carl explained, “he's trying to find you guys.” “And we’re here to help him!” Sheen loudly injected. “Jimmy’s here?” Cindy asks in delight. The 10 year old smiled and thought he really did come here. I got to find Jim and ask him out, but I also need to deal with Cindy. I don’t want her to be rejected in front of her friends, I know I wouldn’t want to be humiliated like that. Maybe, I can distract them with Cosmo and Wanda! 

“Look guys, I need to tell Cindy something important and talk to Jimmy about something else that’s also really important. So, what if I gave you guys my pink and green fair… uh, reality-bending computer programs to play with?” 

Sheen- “I don’t… okay.”

Carl- “Works for me!”

Libby- “Hold on a sec!”

The boys turned to Libby in surprise as she denied the idea and started pulling Timmy away from the others while saying, “you and I need a word.” The pink hat boy was utterly confused by what was happening, but silently went along with it as he felt like he shouldn’t argue with her.

“What’s up?” he asked. “I know what you’re doing and I’m gonna tell you that you don’t have to do this,” she responded. “Huh? What are you talking about?” “I know you and Neutron have a thing.” “What?! How would you-” “I made Jimmy tell me, plus I can just see that you guys were made for each other,” Libby explained while smirking. 

“You’re… not weirded out by two guys wanting to be together?” “No! Of course not! Love is love dude! Plus, I came along with Neutron to help make sure you guys get to be dates to the dance.” “Really?” “Yeah! Cindy’s my best friend, but I know you guys wouldn’t be a good match. So, I’ll help you get with Neutron as long as you tell Cindy the truth and stop leading her on or reality isn’t gonna be the only thing that’s going to get bent around here, get it?” 

“Got itl. I was actually about to talk to her about that, but I don’t want to break it to her in front of you guys. I don’t want her to feel humiliated if I break her heart in front of her friends,” he explained. “Yeah. I get that. How about this? You should still lend Cosmo and Wanda to Carl and Sheen, while I help you break the news to Cindy and find out where to meet with Neutron and the best way to ask him out.”

“I want to help you out too, sport!” Libby and Timmy jumped in surprise at seeing Wanda floating above them. “Wanda! What the heck?!” he shouted in annoyance. “Sorry, Timmy, but I know about you and Jimmy too and I want to help you ask him to your dance!” the pink fairy explained. 

“I appreciate it, Wanda, but I don’t think leaving Cosmo alone with Carl and Sheen is a good idea,” he replied. “Oh, trust me. Leaving those three alone sounds like the start of a massive disaster,” Libby added. Wanda huffed, but then sighed, “you’re right. Just remember to be yourself and that Jimmy likes you no matter what.” Timmy smiled and nodded then the three headed back to the others.

“Libby, Timmy, is everything okay?” Cindy asked in a polite tune that barely hid the fact that she was upset and annoyed. “Yeah,” Timmy said before turning to Carl, Sheen, and his fairies, “Cosmo, Wanda, I wish you would do whatever Carl and Sheen tell you to do.”

The two fairies waved their wands and poofed over to the two boys that were buzzing from excitement. “But what about Libby?” Cindy asked. “Don’t worry girl,” Libby replied, “I’m here to make sure the right people are gonna get their dates to the dance.” The blonde girl was a bit confused, but decided not to question it as she trusted her best friend. “Now, come on! I think I know a better place for this,” the pink shirt girl said as the three raced back to town.

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Professor Calamitous screamed as he flew uncontrollably through out Dimmsdale. He flew under ladders, crashed through a mirror factory, before finally slamming into the front wall of a black cat adoption agency and landing on the ground. Which caused the cats to escape and run in front of the older man. 

In came Anti-Cosmo, happily sniffing the air above Calamitous and saying, “I say! Somebody is cooking up a delicious stew of bad luck!” The old man snapped out of his daze and sat up in pain. “Sweet muffins!” he exclaimed, “I never had this much bad luck in my universe.”

This comment immediately caught AC’s attention, he floated over to Calamitous and asked, “‘my’ universe? Wait a moment… Are you from another universe?” The evil professor gasped, “you’re… you’re one of those tiny flying creatures. You can help me destroy my nemesis, Jimmy Neutron!” 

“Of course!” AC responded mischievously, “I’d be happy to help with whatever it is you’re blathering on about, provided you do me one teensy favor.”

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FairyWorld Prison:

“AT LAST, COMPLETE AND TOTAL LOCKDOWN!” Jorgen yelled as he slammed down the end of his wand, “the ultimate defense against fairies, anti-fairies, and even the occasional gnome! Nothing of this universe can get in or out!”

“Hello, my good man.”

“Oh, Hello… Hey!”

Calamitous walked up to the control of the prison and spotted a big, red button, “this the emergency release button?” “You bet!” answered the fairy working at the station. The human man smacked his fist on the button, instantly setting all the magical prisoners free.

Jorgen shut the front door close while blocking it with his own body, but it didn’t matter as the prisoners trampled him and the door to the ground. Anti-Cosmo poofed next to the professor with a huge smirk on his face. “Well, your friends are free,” Calamitous commented, “now, you help me defeat Neutron.” 

“Yes, about that…” AC said as he waved his wand and poofed the man and an unconscious Jorgen into a locked cell. “I thought you were going to be my collaborator. You lied to me!” the human yelled in anger. “Yes, I do that from time to time,” AC chuckles, “It’s almost like I’m evil. Well… ta!” The anti-fairy poofed away.

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In Dimmsdale Park,

Cindy- “You were right, Libby! This place is way better!”

Cindy, Libby and Timmy were standing on a bridge above a pond area. Timmy was shaking a bit in fear as he was extremely worried about the blonde girl killing him, but Libby was trying to keep him calm. “Don’t worry dude,” the pink girl says, “Cindy will understand and if she doesn’t I’ll try my best to hold her off while you run away.”

“Thanks Libby,” Timmy says sarcastically before walking over to Cindy as Libby stepped back a bit. “I’m ready, Timmy,” Cindy said while smiling, “you ask me out now.” The 10 year old sighed, “look, Cindy. You’re a great friend and I want you to continue being my friend.” Cindy’s face changed from happy excitement to worried confusion. “You see the truth is…”

“TIMMY!!!!”

The three turned to see Jimmy running as he could to them before leaning against the railing of the bridge to catch his breath. Timmy rushed over to the boy genius and held him up as Jimmy took a few deep breaths, “it’s ok. Just relax, Jim. I got you.” Jimmy smiled and whispered, “I’m ok. Thank you.” 

“Neutron! You are here!” Cindy shouted, feeling flatter. Libby rolled her eyes, but said, “I was about to text you, Neutron. Are you ok?” Jimmy cleared his throat and replied frantically, “I’m fine, but Calamitous is here! He followed us and he’s after Timmy’s floating computer programs so he can use them for evil!” 

C, L & T- “WHAT??!!!”

“We gotta stop him!” Timmy yelled in anger, but then tried to reassure his friends and crush, “don’t worry, guys! I won’t let anything bad happen on my watch!” 

As if on cue, a loud thunder boomed in the sky directly above them; the clouds swirled violently with electricity into the shape of a portal. “Oh no! A wormhole is opening up!” 

Thousands of anti-fairies flew out of the wormhole with all of them clamoring towards the city. Anti-Cosmo and Anti-Wanda were flying with their fellow anti-fairies when they spotted the children on the bridge and floated down to them. 

AW- “Howdy y’all!” 

AC- “Oh, yes. Howdy, indeed. We are free! FREE!!! Now I can send my anti-fairies out to halt the Earth’s rotation! Tomorrow will never come, making every day Friday the 13th!”

“Umm… why would you tell us that?” Jimmy asked. “Because I know you can’t stop me, fool!” AC explained and began evilly laughing. Timmy pulled Jimmy close to him as he glared at the opposite of his godfather, but was ready to protect his boy genius no matter what.  

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The four kids watched in fear and horror as the sky was being overrun by anti-fairies. “Timmy, you said there was nothing to worry about,” Cindy said while glaring at the pink hat boy. “He couldn’t have predicted that any of this would happen and you know that Cindy, so leave him alone!” Jimmy yelled in defense of his crush. 

The two glared at each other in anger and jealousy which left the other two kids feeling extremely awkward. “Guys! Focus!” Libby shouted, “the sky is filled with evil computer programs! We need to figure out a way to stop this!” “Libby’s right,” Timmy says, “we need to find out how they even escaped Fairy World.”

“First Calamitous and now this,” Jimmy sighed before turning to Timmy, “I’m sorry, Timmy. None of this should have happened. I just…” The 10 year old grabbed the boy genius’s hand, started gently rubbing his knuckles, and said, “it’s ok, Jim. It’s not your fault.”

“Technically it is.” 

The kids turned their attention back to Anti-Cosmo, who had a smug look on his face. “What are you talking about?” Timmy asked angrily. “Well, if you must know… Jimmy here was being followed by Professor Calamitous. Calamitous was lured by the desire of capturing Cosmo and Wanda, so in a way you and your dear Jimmy here are to be thanked for my fellow anti-fairies being set free! Ha Ha Ha! Well, ta!” AC explained before poofing away.

The 10 year old growled a bit, but calmed down a bit when he felt his knuckles being rubbed by Jimmy as he turned to look at him in a loving way. Libby smiled at the sight of the two, but Cindy glared at them in confusion and frustration and shouted, “guys! The problem!” Jimmy and Timmy snapped out of their trance and let go of their hands. 

“Look, don’t worry. I’ve dealt with these guys before,” Timmy said, “We can stop them, but we’ll need Cosmo and Wanda.” “But you lent them to Carl and Sheen,” Libby says, “they could be anywhere!”

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In Fairy World Prison:

Jorgen and the professor were still trapped in the cell in Fairy World Prison, but they were figuring out a way to escape. “Alright, Calamitous, I agree. We will team up in order to escape,” Jorgen says before grabbing the older man, “I will now use your puny, other-worldly body to bash my way out of this cell!” The buff fairy began swinging the man into the cell bars, “But I can’t *BASH* break *BASH* FREE!” “Can I just say something?” Calamitous asked when large bumps on his bald head. “What?”

“He left the keys in the door.” And sure enough, the key was sitting right inside the keyhole to the cell. Jorgen stared at it with a dumbfounded expression on his face then slammed the man into the blank side of the keyhole to knock the key into his hand. “Nice Job!” “*Groans*”.

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Back in Dimmsdale:

The four kids ran through Dimmsdale, searching for their friends, but had no idea where they would be. Carl, Sheen, where are you guys? Jimmy thought, there has to be a way to track them down. Perhaps, we can find them based on what they would wish for. An idea popped into his head, Carl would wish for his own llamas! Maybe I can build something to track them!

The boy genius suddenly ran into a nearby alleyway and began pulling cans, a wire hanger, and other parts out of a trash can. The other three kids were confused, but followed him anyway and were even more confused by what he was doing. Jimmy ended up constructing a megaphone-like device with wired headphone attached to it.

“What’s that thing, Jim?” Timmy asked. “It’s an animal sound detector,” he explained, “all we have to do is listen for llamas cries within a 100-mile radius and we’ll find Carl. Cosmo and Wanda should be there with him and Sheen.” 

“Well that’s brilliant, Neutron!” Cindy complimented. “Yeah! Smart thinking, Jimmy!” Timmy said happily. Jimmy smiled at the compliments, but started blushing when the pink hat boy said his. “Thanks, but I don’t hear anything yet,” he replied. “Just make sure to focus on the llama sounds and not your buck tooth boyfriend,” Libby whispered. The boy genius’ face turned redder at the comment, yet he chose to just focus on leading the group to find their other friends.

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Back to Anti-Cosmo & the Anti-Fairies:

“Anti-ladies and Anti-gentlemen, lend me your anti-ears! It is time for… THE MASTER PLAN!!!!” AC announced. He pointed at half of the group, “you! Get out there and cause as much bad luck as possible!” He turned to the other half, “while you take to the skies! Circle the globe at hypersonic speeds to stop its rotation. Once you succeed in slowing the rotation of the Earth, time will stand still. Tomorrow will never come! It will be Friday the 13th every day and bad luck will reign forever!!”

Both groups of Anti-Fairies flew over to follow their leader’s orders, the second group actually managing to halt the Earth’s rotation to a stand still. Leaving the planet to be trapped on the same day while the many Anti-Fairies in the first group caused unstopping chaos.

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Jimmy was silently leading Timmy and the girls throughout the city. Timmy was walking very close to the boy genius as if he were a knight staying close to a princess to protect them from harm. Libby and Cindy were trailing behind them; the pink shirt girl was as calm as she could be in this situation, but the blonde girl was feeling extremely awkward.

Cindy was staring at the two boys, examining them, and their strange behavior. “Psst! Hey Libby,” Cindy whispered to her best friend. “Yeah girl, what’s up?” “Is it me or… are Neutron and Turner really being… friendly with each other?” “What do you mean?” Libby questioned as she was trying to nudge her friend to figure out the truth. “Like… they aren’t fighting or arguing with each other to get with me. And…” 

“And?” “And… it’s like they like EACH OTHER more than me. I’m just imagining this, right?” Cindy asked with a desperate and confused look on her face. Libby felt guilty. She cares about the blonde girl and hated seeing her like this, but knew that Cindy needed to know the truth since Jimmy was also Libby’s friend and the one Timmy really wanted to be with and vice versa. 

“Well, I don’t know what to tell you,” Libby whispered, “but… I think you need to think about this whole dance date situation more closely and have a talk with the boys.” Cindy sighed and nodded, “yeah. Maybe you’re-”.

*BEEEEEEEPPPP!*

“Guys! I hear something!” Jimmy shouted, causing the girls to turn their attention back to him as he ran off with the others starting to run after him. They ran to an open grass patch in the city, where they spotted their other friends. 

Cindy- “There they are!” 

Jimmy- “Carl! Sheen!” 

Timmy- “Cosmo! Wanda!”

Carl was dealing with a llama trying to eat his pants and Sheen was being lectured by Morgan Freeman while both kids looked like they were suffering from massive headaches. The two boys were whining in pain while Cosmo and Wanda were trying to calm them down while looking very concerned. “What’s wrong with them?!” Libby asked worryingly. 

“They’re suffering from wish-overload!” Timmy yelled as he ran up to Carl. The pink hat boy grabbed the round boy by the collar of his shirt and pulled him up. “Carl! You’ve got to wish Cosmo and Wanda back to me!” “Small-headed Timmy? But-” “Hurry, Carl!” Jimmy interjected, “we have a situation here and Timmy needs his fairy programs back!”

“Whoa! Guys! Give him a second to breathe!” Libby yelled as she and Cindy rushed over to the red head’s side. Timmy sighed and turned to Jimmy, “this is all my fault. I should have known that this could happen when I let them borrow Cosmo and Wanda.” Jimmy put a hand on the 10 year old’s left shoulder and said, “it’s ok, Tim. We’ll get through this and stop those evil programs.” Timmy smiled then grabbed and held Jimmy’s other hand; the boy genius blushed, but let him do this.

Cindy frowned as she stared at her crushes, but chose not to comment about it. “Come on, Carl,” the blonde girl says, “give Timmy his programs back.” “Ok, I wish Timmy had Cosmo and Wanda back,” Carl said weakly. The fairies waved their wands and poofed over to their godson. “I wish that every wish Carl and Sheen made didn’t happen and they were back to their old selves.” Cosmo and Wanda waved their wands again and poofed away all the llamas and Morgan Freeman. 

“Cosmo, Wanda, quick!” Timmy shouted, “I wish the anti-fairies were gone!” “Goodbye, anti-jerks!” the pink haired fairy said smugly. However, their wands made a fart noise and failed. “There’s too many anti-fairies! They’re interfering with our wands!” Wanda explained in fear. “What do we do, Timmy?” the boy genius asks. 

We need to get rid of these stupid Anti-fairies, but how? Timmy’s brain was scrambling for answers, ok well, anti-fairies are too different from normal fairies. Maybe they share the same weaknesses? Like how they both can’t escape butterfly nets. An idea popped into his head. Yeah! We just need a big butterfly net to capture them! But where could we get that? He suddenly remembered where and more specifically from who he could grab just that. 

“Crocker’s lab!” 

“Crocker? You mean that creep that tried to take over FairyWorld and hurt your fairy programs?” Jimmy asked in confusion and a little bit of anger, “why do we need to go to his lab?” “Crocker is a fairy hunter,” the pink hat boy explained, “his lab is full of fairy catching equipment, so he should have something that we can to stop these anti-weirdos.” “Ok… but are you sure it’s ok for us to sneak in there and take his things?” 

“Don’t worry, Jimmy. We’ll be in and out of that place in no time. Trust me.” The boy genius thought it over a bit, but nodded, “ok. I trust you.” Timmy nodded back and turned to his godparents, “Cosmo, Wanda?” The pair smiled and waved their wands and poofed everyone to Crocker’s lab.

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Just as the children and fairies poofed away, Jorgen and Calamitous poofed right next to the spot they originally were. Jorgen glared at the sky and yelled, “Anti-fairies! I will stop them with my mighty magic wand!” 

However, his giant wand failed just like Cosmo and Wanda’s wands did. “Or not.” Suddenly, they were surrounded by a bunch of anti-fairies. “Plan B: HIDE!” Jorgen yelled and ran off. Calamitous ran away in the opposite direction in a panic while the anti-fairies laughed and flew after them.

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In Crocker’s secret lab:

The kids and fairies screamed as they fell through the roof entrance to the evil teacher’s underground lab and onto the floor. Timmy sat up, shook his head to get rid of the dizziness from the impact and got up to help the others. He checked them over and was relieved to see that none of them were hurt. He helped Jimmy up and double checked the boy genius over. 

Jimmy smiled and blushed at the buck tooth boy and whispered, “I’m ok.” Timmy wasn't totally convinced, but nodded. “Ok, it’s gotta be around here somewhere,” Timmy says as he lets go of his big brained crush and begins searching around the lab. He spotted a storage trunk, he opened and began searching it which led to him tossing away some of the crazy man’s inventions. 

“What are you looking for Timmy?” Cindy asked as she and Jimmy approached him. “Aha!” Timmy shouted as he pulled a butterfly net out of the trunk.

C & W- “AHHHHHH!! A BUTTERFLY NET!!!”

Jimmy & Cindy- “A butterfly net?”

“If it has wings and flies, a butterfly net can catch it,” the 10 year old explained. “Really?” the boy genius took the net from his crush then an idea popped into his head. He pulled his hypercube out of his pocket and quickly moved over to a workstation. “If I can combine this butterfly net with my hypercube, I might be able to suck all those rogue computer programs into it.

It took a few minutes for Jimmy to finish fusing the two objects with the others watching; the end result was the hypercube with a mechanical butterfly net attachment. “Violà!” Jimmy exclaimed and pushed a button on the device. The net sparked to life and started to create a small energy vortex… that began sucking Cosmo and Wanda in.

Wanda- “HEY! WHOA!!”

Cosmo- “WATCH IT FUDGEHEAD!”

Jimmy quickly shut off the device and yelled, “sorry Cosmo! Sorry Wanda!” “Good idea, Neutron,” Cindy complimented. “This is awesome! You’re so amazing, Jim!” Timmy cheered and gave him a quick hug. Jimmy blushed at the action with Libby giggling under her breath and calling them dorks. 

The boy genius smiled, cleared his throat and announced, “now, come on! Let’s go kick some butt!” The married fairies waved their wands and poofed everyone out of the lab… leaving behind a sleeptalking Mr. Crocker, who had no idea anything was happening.

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The city of Dimmsdale was being terrorized by the Anti-Fairies as they caused bad luck and chaos everywhere they went. Breaking any mothers’ backs from cracks being stepped on, dropping heavy objects onto innocent people when black cats walk in front of them, and even driving a cruise ship into a cafe after someone spilled salt!

The kids and fairies poofed near the downtown area of the city. “Ok, here’s the plan,” Timmy starts, “we need to get all the anti-fairies in one place, so Jimmy can suck them up, got it?”

Libby & Carl- “Uh-huh!”

Cindy & Wanda- “You bet!”

Sheen & Cosmo- “There’s a plan?”

“Operation: Anti-Bad Luck is now in effect!”

The group split off to take their plan into action, but they were unfortunately being observed by Anti-Cosmo. AC laughed as he also saw Jorgen and Calamitous running away from other anti-fairies. “You’ll never get away!” Anti-Cosmo shouted, “and there’s nothing you can do to distract us!” 

Suddenly, there was a loud crash that could be heard from the side of a nearby building. The crash was the sound of Cosmo and Sheen shattering some mirrors that they had set up. “Ah! We need to break more mirrors,” the green fairy says before turning to the no chin boy, “Sheen, give me a high ‘C’!” 

“Ok! Here’s a ‘L’ over high ‘C’!” Sheen yells before letting out the loudest, most out of tone note he could muster, destroying the rest of the mirrors. In came Anti-Cosmo, smelling the air above the two and laughing evilly, “it’s a bad luck buffet!”

“Look! I’m running under a hundred ladders!” AC turned his attention to the shout that came from Carl, who was doing just that. “Yes! Yes! Lovely!” AC was getting more excited and happy at the sight of the group’s plan working as it should. He heard the sound of cats meowing and turned to see Libby standing around with a bunch of black cats walking in front of her that were, secretly, being poofed there by Wanda. “Marvelous! I cannot resist the siren call of your delicious bad luck!” 

Timmy smirked at hearing Anti-Cosmo’s excited yelling. “Now to really ramp it up!” He ran to large show curtains that were set up on two buildings and pulled the cord to open. Cosmo and Wanda flew over to him and waved their wands to poof multiple giant mirrors that were set up like dominos, black cat cages that pulley systems and giant salt shakers sitting on top of several buildings. 

The pink hat walked over to the mirrors and lightly tapped them with enough force to send them toppling backwards into each other, breaking them. The other anti-fairies in the surrounding area took notice of this destruction happening and were instantly allured. Many of them flew over to the area as they were being attracted there like moths to a flame.

The giant mirrors fell on a teeterboard that flipped a level, which sent a thousand weight pound crashing into the road; opening the cat cages and letting the felines run free. All this bad luck energy was growing so powerful, that even the anti-fairies that were circling the Earth were being lured back to Dimmsdale.

Finally, the children started pushing the huge salt shakers off the roofs, spilling salt everywhere. “Mmm! Yes! Yes!” AC cheered, “spilling salt; the tastiest bad luck of all!” He looked away from the insanity… and saw that ALL the anti-fairies were flying towards him. “WHAT?!” he screamed in horror, “GET BACK! BACK! YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO HALTING THE EARTH’S ROTATION!!”

Without the anti-fairies flying around the planet, time began to flow naturally back to its normal pace. Jimmy peeked his head out from behind the curtains, smirked as he saw all the blue skinned fairies, and threw his hypercube towards the road. The boy genius pulled out a remote, pushed a button and activated the net attachment. 

The net created another powerful vortex that began sucking up all the unsuspecting anti-fairies. “Bad luck, old chap!” Timmy said mockingly to AC as the anti-fairy tried to fly away from the device. “NAY! NAY, I SAY! OH, WE WERE SO CLOSE! SO CLOSE!!!”

In the end, Anti-Cosmo wasn’t strong enough to fly away and was caught alongside his friends, “oh, rat poopy.” Jimmy pushed a different button on the remote, which deactivated the device and imprisoned the awful creatures. 

Jimmy and Timmy were so happy that they ran to each other, arms held out as they gave each other a giant hug; that turned into a spinning hug as Timmy picked Jimmy up and started twirling them around as they yelled, “WE DID IT! YOU WERE SO AWESOME!!” 

The two boys were a giggling mess as Timmy stopped spinning and put Jimmy back on his feet without letting go of the other. The others were also very happy that their plan worked, but Cindy frowned as she saw her crushes hug each other as if they were in a romantic relationship together. 

Libby smiled at the boys, yet when she saw her best friend’s expression, she sighed, “Cindy.” The blonde girl turned to her. “Now that this Earth-shattering crisis is over, maybe you should have that talk with them,” the pink shirt girl suggested while speaking in a soft tone. Cindy was conflicted at the idea, but nodded at her friend as she realized she needed everything to be cleared up now rather than later. 

Cindy approached the happy couple and cleared her throat to get their attention, causing Jimmy to blush and gently push Timmy away from him a bit. “So… boys about the dance…?” Jimmy and Timmy looked at each other in concern before nodding and turning back to the girl. “Look, Cindy…” 

Silence set in as neither party knew what to say to the other. 

However, as this was happening Professor Calamitous peeked out from behind a nearby mailbox and spotted the hypercube still sitting on the ground. “The Infinite Storage Cube! With that much harnessed energy, I’d be invincible!” the tiny man said before running towards the device. Jorgen was on the opposite side as he saw Calamitous and shouted, “negative! Those anti-fairies are going back to jail!” 

The buff fairy activated his jetpack and flew to take the cube before the old man could get to it. Jimmy and Timmy noticed the two racing for the device and panicked. 

“CALAMITOUS! I CAN’T LET HIM GET THE HYPERCUBE!” the boy genius yelled. “And I can’t let you get anywhere that creep!” the buck tooth boy shouted, but suddenly remembers that he still has the device that he took away from Cindy when they were in AJ’s lab and pulls it out of his pocket.

Timmy- “Don’t worry, Jimmy! I’ll stop them with this!” 

Cindy- “Timmy! No! That’s your gene splicer!”

The warning fell on deaf ears as Timmy fired the device at Calamitous and Jorgen. The two screamed in pain as their bodies fused together and the kids witnessed this insanity take place! 

Jorgen- “WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE?!!”

Calamitous- “WE HAVE… BEEN FUSED… TOGETHER!!!”

Jorgen- “MUST… MAINTAIN… DOMINANCE!!!”

Calamitous- “NOT A CHANCE!! MY MIND… STRONGER THAN YOU!!!!”

Smoke bursted out from the energy around them exploding a bit. The children and fairies stared up in horror at the sight of the human-fairy fusion as the process resulted with Jorgen having Calamitous’ head sitting right next to his. 

Timmy- “He’s big!”

Jimmy- “He’s mean!”

Libby- “He’s gross!”

Sheen- “Where’s he gonna buy shirts?!”

“Finally!” Calamitous exclaimed, “an all-powerful collaborator of my very own! With my genius and your power, I’ll be invincible.” Jorgen glared at him and yelled, “if I could move my arms, I would so totally beat you up right now!” “You mean like this?” Calamitous began using Jorgen’s own fists to punch himself in the face while asking, “why are you hitting yourself?” over and over again.

“Can’t move… of my own will,” the large fairy struggles to say. “Because my will’s in charge!” Calamitous explains before setting his sights on Jimmy Neutron. “And now for my first trick!” He waves Jorgen’s giant wand at the boy genius and blasts magic straight at him.

“JIMMY!!! WATCH OUT!!!” Timmy yells as he rushes over to shield his crush from the blast. “TIMMY!!! NO!!!” Jimmy tries to stop him… but both end up getting hit. 

A small explosion occurs… and all that was left was a large crater in the ground where the boys once stood.

Cindy- “JIMMY!! TIMMY!!”

Jorgen and Calamitous began laughing maniacally against Jorgen’s will. “Wait! I should not be laughing! This is a terrible situation! And yet… *more laughing* I find myself unable to resist your… your influence! *Laughs* I will get you for this!” The two continued to laugh more.

“Jimmy! Timmy!” Cindy cried out, “the only two boys I really liked and they’re gone!” She and the others were standing near the crater with grief-stricken looks on their faces, when, without warning, Calamitous grabs the blonde girl with Jorgen’s hand. “HEY! LET GO OF HER!” Libby yells.

“Do not worry, little girl. It is against the rules to use magic too…” Jorgen attempted to explain, but was shut down by Calamitous. “Silence!” he cried out, “sorry, girlie, I can’t have you avenging your boyfriends’ demises! You’re coming with me to Retroville!” He waves the giant wand to open a portal to Retroville, taking a screaming Cindy with him and Jorgen.

“CINDY!!” Libby runs to the portal, but she was too late, the portal closed. Stranding them in Dimmsdale… without Neutron or Turner to help. 

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In Retroville: 

“Oh, joy! Having a magic partner in crime has allowed me to finish almost every item on my new to-do list!” Calamitous cheered as he and Jorgen were standing in the same park Jimmy defeated the older man earlier. 

“I’ve terrorized the inhabitants with prehistoric creatures…” A T-Rex roared as it chased after some innocent, screaming children.

“... imprisoned Jimmy’s loved ones in carbonite…” Jimmy’s parents and Goddard were trapped in slabs of carbonite Han Solo style.

“... and prepared a delicious picnic lunch to nourish my strapping new body,” Calamitous says as he kisses Jorgen’s bicep when they sat down at said picnic. Jorgen cringed at the food the human picked. “This sandwich is unacceptable!” the buff fairy complained, “sourdough is the lowest form of bread!” “You’ll eat it and you’ll like it!” “This indignity will be avenged!” Calamitous forces fed him the sandwich to shut Jorgen up. “Mmm, spicy mustard.”

The two heard sniffling and looked up at Cindy, who was trapped in an energy ball floating in the air. “My two favorite people are gone,” she said in sadness and fear, “and now you’re probably going to get rid of me!” “Oh, a gentleman would never harm a lady,” Calamitous reassured, “besides, I need to keep an eye on you while I complete my greatest plan of all.

The duo grabbed their giant wand and sent out a blast of energy that came together to form a ginormous, cartoonish bomb. Think the bombs from old time-y cartoons. 

“Behold my Big Bang Bomb!” Calamitous announced, “with shockwaves so powerful, they’ll tear the very fabric of time! The Earth will revert to its original state, allowing me to remake it in my own glorious image! HAHAHAHAHAH!” “YOU MADMAN!” Jorgen yelled, “could you please pass the pickle relish?”

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Back in Dimmsdale:

“JIMMY!”

“SMALL-HEADED TIMMY!”

“Our old best friend and our new best friend are both gone!” Carl cried out. “They’d barely begun to hate each other!” Sheen shouted in angst. Wanda started sobbing as Cosmo comforted her with tears pouring down his face as well. 

“We’re doomed!” Libby cried, “Calamitous is mega-powerful and the only two people who could stop him are toast! WHY?!!!” Everyone bursted into loud crying as the sadness and fear of their situation sunk in. 

However, as they continued to cry, two little snails popped out of the crater looking a lot like the boy genius and the buck tooth boy. “Actually we’re snails,” Snail-Jimmy said. “But the French eat us with toast,” Snail-Timmy commented in a joking tone. The kids and fairies stopped crying and stared at the two in shock. Libby shrieked at the sight of her friends like this.

Cosmo and Wanda had huge grins on their faces as they flew over to their godchild and his crush. “Timmy! Jimmy!” Wanda exclaimed in happiness, “Jorgen’s magic didn’t destroy you! It just turned you into cute little snails.” “Cool! I want to feed them!” Sheen said, “who’s got some snail biscuits?” “Guys! Calamitous took Cindy to Retroville!” the pink shirt explained, “we’ve got to save her!” 

“This is all our fault,” the boy genius sighed, “if we just told Cindy the truth, none of this would have happened. Now our cowardice has endangered the life of the girl that's been annoying us all day, but didn’t deserve any of this.” “Yeah, Cindy was a pain in the butt, but she’s still our friend,” the pink hat boy said sadly. 

“What truth, Jimmy?” Carl asked and everyone turned their attention to him. Jimmy and Timmy turned to each other and nodded at each other in silent agreement. “Carl, Sheen, the truth is… Turner and I are… together.” “Well, yeah. We can see that you guys are right next to each other.” Sheen commented.

“No Sheen!” Timmy interjected in frustration, “Neutron and I are dating! Or at least we’re trying to date each other.” Carl and Sheen were shocked, turned to each other, and started whispering. 

This went on for a couple of minutes with Cosmo and Wanda poofing Jimmy and Timmy back to normal. The boy genius was terrified of his friends’ reaction and was shaking in fear with Timmy and Libby comforting him.

Carl and Sheen turned back and said, “Small-Headed Timmy.” “Yeah?” “We decided you’re cool enough to date our friend,” the no chin boy said. “But you better not hurt him or else we’ll put the hurt on ya,” the round boy added, palming his fist. 

Libby and the other two boys were surprised by the response. “You guys are… ok with me dating a boy and not a girl?” Jimmy timidly asked. 

Sheen- “Yeah! You’re our best bud!” 

Carl- “We want you to be happy!” 

Sheen- “Plus, Timmy is an awesome guy with cool fairy programs!”

Jimmy ran up to them and gave them a huge hug with a few tears running down his cheeks, “thanks guys. You’re the best friends a guy could ask for!” Timmy grinned and fistbumped the two boys when they let Jimmy go and said, “you two are awesome. And don’t worry, I promise I will do my best to never hurt Jim in any way.” 

“Wait.” 

Everyone turned their attention to Cosmo. “Timmy wanted to date Jimmy, not Cindy?” Cosmo asked before turning to his wife, “how come you didn’t tell me?! I would have helped him with Jimmy instead!” “I’m sorry sweetie!” Wanda shouted, “we didn’t know how you would react to this.” 

Libby- “GUYS!!! CAN WE DISCUSS THIS AFTER WE STOP CALAMITOUS AND SAVE CINDY?!”

Jimmy- “Oh! Right! Gather around everyone! I have a plan.”

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In Retroville:

“Activate particle accelerators. Reset expansion sequence. Charge the detonator with unlimited power,” Calamitous said as he and Jorgen activated the bomb’s programming. The bomb’s control panel screen flashed the word ‘Armed!’. “Excellent. Here’s a cookie,” he tossed a cookie towards Jorgen’s face, who reluctantly ate it.

“You’re insane, Calamitous!” Cindy shouted, “you’ll be destroyed too!” “No. I’ll be hiding under that magical desk,” they waved their wand and poofed up a magic school desk, “sorry there’s no room for you.” The blonde girl was shocked, “but, you said you don’t harm girls!” The crazy man thought about that before saying, “quite right. Jorgen, turn her into a goldfish.” 

The buff fairy unwillingly did as he was told, waved his wand to turn the poor, screaming girl into fish that landed in a bowl of water. “Sorry, blonde girl,” Jorgen said sadly, “the merger made him the boss of my body. I am so ashamed.”

“Arming highly suspenseful detonation timer… now!” Calamitous announced before pressing a button on the panel. “Hey, stop, insane, evil human!” Jorgen yelled, “you must reconsider! Or at least come closer so I can bite you!” “Too late! Nothing can stop me from finishing my greatest plan of all!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!”

On cue, in came Libby, Carl, Sheen, Cosmo and Wanda flying on one of Jimmy’s rockets, barely avoiding crashing into the human/fairy fusion. 

Sheen: “Fairy Force Five– ATTACK!!!” 

Calamitous: “You!”

“Here’s for hurting our friends, chump!” Libby shoutled before pushing a button and catching the fusion in a beam of energy. Jorgen cried out in surprise, but Calamitous recognized what the attack was. “A tractor beam?” he commented, “I guess that’s the best you can do now that Neutron and Overbite Boy are gone!” “But, Professor, I keep trying to tell you…” Jorgen tried to say, but was cut off.  

“Silence! We’ve got to turn their own energy against them.” They waved their wand to use the energy from the tractor beam to form a bubble similar to the one Cindy was trapped in to capture the group’s rocket and began spinning them around with the kids and fairies screaming their heads off. 

Unbeknownst to the fusion, Jimmy and Timmy quietly materialized at the base of the bomb. “Great idea having your friends make us invisible for our reentry, Tim,” Jimmy whispered. “That’s what Timmy brings to the party, baby,” Timmy replied with a wink. 

Jimmy blushed and gently punched Timmy’s arm, who grinned and said, “anyway, where’s Cindy? The others can’t hold that creep off forever.” The boy genius looked at the tracker app on his watch and said, “my readings indicate she’s at the top of this structure.” 

He activated his hover shoes and reached his hand out to his crush, “take my hand, Timmy.” “We don't have time to be intimate, baby. We have to stop Calamitous and save our friend,” the 10 year old said in a flirty, joking tone. Jimmy’s face turned bright red, grabbed Timmy by the ear and flew them to the control panel with Timmy yelling the whole way up.

Jimmy huffed as they landed and Timmy gave him an apologetic smile while rubbing his ear. “Jimmy, Timmy– you’re alive!” The two perked up a bit at the sound of Cindy’s voice from behind them. 

They turned around… only to see that the voice came from a goldfish. “Cindy?! You’re a fish?!” Jimmy shouted in confusion. “I can’t believe he turned our friend into a fish!” “Calamitous wants to blow up the universe!” Cindy explained, “you’ve got to defuse this bomb!” 

“Incredible!” Jimmy exclaimed, “a quantum nullification device! If I can just identify this energy matrix-” “Better let Timmy do it. He’s more familiar with the systematology, right Timmy?” Cindy interjected while giving the pink hat boy a flirty look. 

“NO!! I have absolutely no idea how to do any of that!” Timmy yelled, “Jimmy’s a genius, so he should be able to stop this with no problems.” “But you’re a genius too! You’re smarter than Neutron! Right?” Cindy argued. “No, I’m not! I don't know why you think that I am!” “Umm, guys–” “But you told me you’re a genius!” “When did I ever say that? I never said I was, but somehow you got it in your head that I am one!”

Cindy and Timmy were both getting extremely frustrated with each other and Jimmy didn’t know what to do. Timmy could tell that Cindy wasn’t really listening to him and was just being super stubborn. He groaned and threw his hands in the air, “fine! You want me to defuse this bomb?! I’ll defuse the bomb!” He began mashing random buttons on the console with Jimmy and Cindy watching in terror.

This caused the giant bomb to start rumbling. The 10 year old let out a nervous chuckle, “maybe that wasn’t the smartest idea.” The shaking sound caught Calamitous’ attention. 

“Jimmy and Beaver Boy?!” the fusion exclaimed in shock, “but I destroyed them!” They popped the energy bubble, sending Libby, Carl and Sheen hurtling towards the ground, screaming their heads off. Luckily, Cosmo and Wanda swooped in and poofed them their own parachutes to float safely to the ground. “Attention, passengers! We’re beginning our descent into the town of Retroville,” Cosmo says. “We know you have a lot of choices out there, so thank you for flying Air Idiot,” Wanda comments. 

“How can they still be alive?” Calamitous questioned as he stared at his archenemies. “I’ve been trying to tell you! My magic can’t be used to destroy people because it is against the rules!” Jorgen explained in exasperation. 

The two boys and fish shouted in surprise when they were suddenly imprisoned in another energy bubble. 

Calamitous: “Now to finish you off once and for all!” 

Jorgen: “Hello? Mr. Poor Listening Skills! The rules forbid it!” 

Calamitous: “I am your tiny master! OBEY ME!!”

Jor: “NO!!”

Cal: “YOU WILL!!”

This arguing went on for a bit as Timmy noticed something… Jorgen was actually able to fight against the smaller man and was moving his own body! 

“Jorgen’s able to resist Calamitous’ demands when they make him mad!” This gave him and Jimmy an idea. “That’s great! So all we have to do is keep Jorgen angry!” Jimmy said excitedly, “Timmy, summon your computer programs!” The pink hat boy just gave his crush a confused look. The boy genius softly said, “oh sorry. Call your friends.” 

Timmy smiled and nodded, “Cosmo! Wanda!” The green and pink fairies poofed next to him in an instant of hearing their godchild calling them. “I need you to create the craziest, most illogical magic you can!” Timmy explained, “enough to make Jorgen furious!” “I don’t know, sweetie,” Wanda replied nervously, “I’m just not much of a loose cannon.” “I am!” Cosmo waved happily before questioning, “but where will we find someone as dangerously off-kilter as me?”

Suddenly, they all heard Sheen’s voice, they looked down to see the no chin boy sitting on the ground with his leg behind his head, screeching ‘Dance, Tito, dance!’ and playing with a worm he found. The married couple gave each other a knowing look and nodded. They poofed over to Sheen and explained their plan to him and the boy wholeheartedly agreed to it. 

“Now and Forever–” Cosmo and Wanda waved their wands to transform Sheen into a fairy, “I AM FAIRY BOY!” “Do you feel illogical, punk? Well, do ya?” Cosmo teased. “I was born illogical! Ask the doctor!” Sheen cried out. They nodded to each other as they flew closer to the human/fairy fusion. 

“Turn villain!” Sheen announced, “and face your worst nightmare!” “Yeah! An idiot and a bigger idiot… and me!” Cosmo paused, “Wait, I counted me twice.” 

Calamitous glared at the two and responded with a growl, “make a move– I dare you! With my new powers, I’m invincible!” Cosmo and Sheen touched their wands together… and began flying around on a giant hot dog rocket and singing as Sheen played the banjo. 

(I… I don’t even know.)

The fusion was utterly confused by this and Jorgen was getting upset. “What? Hot dogs do not fly or spit fire! That is illogical and it makes me very angry!” Jorgen howled as he tossed his wand into his other hand. The anger the buff fairy felt was enough to reverse his magic, causing Cindy to turn back to normal and popping the energy bubble to set her and the boys free and landed back onto the control panel. 

Cindy looked over her body and happily exclaimed, “I’m me again!” Jimmy smiled excitedly, “it’s working!” 

“Jorgen! Pay attention!” Calamitous shouted as he quickly took back control and started slapping unwilling partner in the face. “Just making him mad isn’t enough to break him free,” Timmy pointed out, “we have to do the one thing he can’t stand!” “Which is?” We have to violate… the rules!”

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With this idea, the kids and fairies quickly began setting up fake scenarios that break the major fairy rules without actually breaking them. Luckily, the fusion’s constant arguing was enough to distract them and allow kids to work. 

Jimmy with a megaphone: “And… action!”

Timmy: “I wish Carl would fall in love with that turkey!” 

Carl was holding a turkey in a bridal dress and said, “uh… oh, turkey! I am suddenly filled with love for you!” Jorgen perked up at hearing this and angrily chimed in, “what?! You cannot use fairy power to make people fall in love! Especially with poultry!” “You had me at *turkey gobble*!” The round boy then began fake kissing the poor bird.

Jimmy: “Go again, Timmy!”

Timmy: I wish Cosmo could beat Sheen at rock, paper, scissors!” 

The two poofed themselves right next to the fusion with both yelling, “Once, twice– shoot!” The game ended with Cosmo poofing an actual rock onto Sheen’s hand. “Yay! I win! Thanks magic!” They went again… and again Cosmo won. “Oh, darn– you won with magic again! The two kept repeating this until Jorgen roared in frustration. “NO!! You cannot use magic to win a competition! Even a ridiculous one like that!” Calamitous tried to take control again, but was met with an even more powerful resistance.

Timmy: We need to break the biggest rule of them all! 

Cindy: I got this! I wish Timmy Turner was gone!”

“Ahh! My spleen! Goodbye cruel, bulgy world!!” Timmy howled dramatically before collapsing to the ground. Jorgen gasped in shock. “NO!! HE’S GONE!! GONE!!” Jimmy cried out and started fake crying into Timmy’s chest. 

Jorgen: “NOOOOOOO!!!!”

Calamitous: “OBEY ME, FOOL!! OBEY ME!!!”

Jorgen: “YOU HAVE BROKEN THE MOST SACRED OF ALL THE FAIRY RULES!!! HOW? HOW?!”

This stunt was enough for the buff fairy to ignore the tiny man’s manipulation. He began floating around in confused agony. 

Timmy peeked open an eye and whispered, “quick– while he’s free of Calamitous’ control!” Cindy and Jimmy nodded; Cindy pulled out the gene splicer that Timmy dropped earlier out of her pocket. “Neutron, catch!” she tossed it over to him. 

Jimmy stood up, caught it and aimed at the fusion, “sorry to split up such a close relationship.” He set the device to ‘Unsplice’ and fired at them. The two yelped in pain at the blast as they separated back into their original forms. 

“It’s not fair! I finally had it all planned out!” Calamitous whined as he threw a tantrum on the floor like a toddler. Jorgen angrily stomped over to him, “puny human. You have subjected me to the ultimate indignity! Plus, the whole time, your breath smelled like fish tacos!” The tiny man tried to reason with the buff fairy, but it was no use and Jorgen waved his wand at him…

Timmy ran over to Jimmy and lifted him up in a big hug, which Jimmy gladly hugged back to. He set his crush down, without letting him go and shouted, “you did it, guys! You were awesome!” Cindy walked up to them with a soft smile, “don’t be so modest, Turner. After all, you deactivated the bomb.” “The bomb?”

The giant, forgotten explosive’s timer was six seconds from blowing up. The kids shrieked in terror as there was no way to stop it! 

It exploded… only for Jorgen to reverse his magic and absorb the blast.

Jorgen chuckled happily, “My incredible powers are back under my control! I have made everything as it was before.” Sheen saw that he was back to his normal, human self and frowned, “is this the end of Fairy Boy?” Cosmo and Wanda felt bad so they decided to cheer him up.

Wanda: “For now. But if we ever need a sub, we’ll call.

Cosmo: “That was the most reckless I’ve ever gotten with a giant hot dog!”

Libby and Carl walked up to the rest of the group. “Guys, look!” Everyone turned to the pink shirt girl, “Jorgen shrank Calamitous and trapped him in this bottle!” The round boy held up said bottle and asked, “can I keep him?” “I’LL GET YOU, NEUTRON! I’LL…” “I don’t think so, Professor!” Jimmy replied walking out of Timmy’s hug, “with the help of my Timmy’s technology, you won’t be threatening anyone for a long time.”

“Ok, so blah, blah, blah, blah,” Libby chimed in, “the universe is saved. Now, if you don’t mind, I’d like to get my groove on. So, listen up! Can you guys please clear up this whole dance date situation?”

“Oh… right,” Jimmy and Timmy turned to the blonde girl, “Cindy listen… we–” She held up her hand to stop them. “It’s ok, guys,” she said calmly, “you’re not a genius, right Timmy?” He sighed, “yeah. I’m sorry for saying my friend’s lab was mine. And for not telling you the truth.” 

“It’s ok. I can understand, I was being super stubborn and didn’t let you speak,” Cindy said before asking, “I also wasn’t the one you either of two wanted to be either, right? You wanted to be with each other?” Jimmy and Timmy looked at each other and nodded at her. “Yes,” the boy genius replied, “how did you know?” 

“I didn’t know at the beginning, obviously. But… the more I observed you two… the more I realized the truth.” Timmy nervously pulled Jimmy into a side hug and Jimmy gently grabbed his shirt to try to calm them both down. “And you… aren’t upset about this?” Timmy timidly asked.

Cindy rubbed the back of her head and replied, “well… honestly I feel so enraged right now. But… I know that this happened because I couldn’t read the room. I ended up hurting you guys and I feel so ashamed.” 

“It’s ok, Cindy,” Jimmy said, “we’re at fault as well. We should have explained things clearer.” She shook her head and smiled, “what’s done is done. And now you guys can date without any problem from me. So, go to dance to together. You guys have my full support and I’m happy for you two.”

Jimmy and Timmy were shocked by what the blonde girl stated, ran up to her and gave her a big group hug. “Thank you Cindy.” “You’re the best Cinds!” She chuckled and hugged them back, “you’re welcome, guys. Now, let’s go have fun!” They let each other go with smiles on their faces. 

Timmy: “Oh! Wait!” 

Everyone gave Timmy a confused look. The 10 year old grabbed the boy genius’ hands, with a nervous smile on his face and asked, “Jimmy Neutron… will you do me the honor and be my date to my Friday the 13th dance?”

Jimmy’s face turned bright red, he sheepishly giggled and replied, “I would love to but…” “But?” Timmy asked worryingly. “I wanted to ask you to be my date to my Friday the 13th dance.” The buck tooth boy relaxed and smiled, “you scared me there for a minute!” “*Giggles* Sorry!” “It’s ok! Now we have to figure out who’s dance we’re going to now! *chuckles*”

Jorgen laughed at this cute conversation, getting the children’s attention, and decided to aid them with a solution. “Since you helped to free me and round up the anti-fairies, I’d be happy to help you with your puny and stupid problem!” he said before waving his giant wand.     

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“ ~ My Shiny Teeth and Me!~ ~Shiny Teeth!~ ~Shiny Teeth!~”

Music played loudly as the kids opened their eyes to see that Jorgen poofed them to Lindbergh Elementary’s cafeteria… and Dimmsdale Elementary’s auditorium! 

There was a dimensional energy field between the two locations that linked them together. “Here you go!” Jorgen exclaimed happily, “now you all can have fun at both dances!” Carl and Sheen cheered at this and were hyped. 

The other kids from the schools were shocked and confused by all of this and none of them knew how to respond to this.

Libby: “This is amazing!” 

Timmy: “Yeah! Thanks, Jorgen!” 

Jimmy: “Yes. Thank you, Jorgen!”

The buff fairy chuckled, “you are welcome tiny, human children. Now! Go have fun!” Jimmy and Timmy grabbed each other’s hand and eagerly ran to the strange dancefloor with their friends happily running after them. They started dancing and were indirectly encouraging the other kids to join in and soon everyone began to have fun.

Cosmo and Wanda wanted to have fun with their godson and his friends when Jorgen grabbed them in one hand. “This is a warning, puny fairies,” he whispered, “Tiny Timmy’s boyfriend and friends will remember that you exist… for now as they do not believe you are actual fairies. Make sure they NEVER find out the truth, do I make myself clear?” 

The married couple nodded in fear. Satisfied with that answer, the buff fairy let them go and poofed back to FairyWorld. The pink and green fairies sighed in relief before joining the party. 

Everyone was having a blast! A lot of the kids were dancing in small groups or in pairs. “I can’t believe we’re jamming at the world’s first-ever multidimensional dance party!” Libby says happily as she dances with Sheen. “I know! Check it out!” He replies before jumping back and forth between dimensions repeating the phrases “I’m flat!” “I’m bulgy!” 

Libby laughed at her friend/crush’s actions, however something else caught her attention. She looked over Sheen’s shoulder to see Cindy hanging out at the snack table with Carl dancing with Cosmo and Wanda not too far away. The pink shirt girl tapped on the no chin boy’s attention and gestured towards her best friend and asked, “is it ok if we talk to Cindy?” He looked back at the blonde girl, saw the melancholy look on her face, and agreed. 

They headed towards her and Sheen gestured to Carl to come with them; the round boy noticed this and excused himself from the married couple. “Hey guys,” Cindy greeted. “Hey girl,” Libby responded, “you doing ok? Are you upset?” “Upset about what?” “About how Jimmy and Timmy wanted to go out with each other and not with you?” “Carl!” Sheen scolded then lightly punched him on the shoulder. “Oww!”

“It’s ok, guys. It really is,” the blonde girl reassured as she stared at her old crushes as they danced happily together. “You sure?” “Yeah, I’ll get over them. I just want them to be happy.” The other three didn’t really believe her, but chose not to question her. 

Meanwhile, Jimmy and Timmy were dancing to and from their dimensions while staring lovingly at each other. “I’m having so much fun, Timmy!” the boy genius said happily. “Me too! I’m so glad you agreed to be here with me, baby,” the buck tooth boy replied in joy. “You did promise me that you would take me out on a date. Is this 'baby' nickname going to be a thing now?” “I am a man of my word. Do you not like it?” "I never said that.~"

The two started laughing before they heard the music start to turn from upbeat pop to slow and romantic. Jimmy and Timmy blushed and stood still, not knowing what to do. Jimmy decided to be bold and reached out to Timmy and put his hands on the other boy’s shoulders. The 10 year old reciprocated by putting his hands on the boy genius’ waist. 

But, before they could start dancing… “HA! Look at Turner! He’s dating a boy!” “Hahaha! Neutron’s dancing like a girl with his boyfriend!” Francis and Butch were pointing and laughing at the two. 

This caused the other kids to stare at them and some started laughing as well. Jimmy felt so embarrassed and started pulling away from Timmy, who stopped and whispered, “don’t listen to them.” Cindy saw all this and decided that this would not stand! She ran up to the taller bullies and started beating the crap out of them.

“LEAVE THEM ALONE!” she screamed at the top of her lungs, “THEY ARE IN LOVE AND THEY ARE HAPPY! THERE IS NO WAY IN HECK I’M LETTING YOU RUIN MY FRIENDS’ HAPPINESS!” Libby, Carl and Sheen ran up to her and started cheering her on. “She’s right!” the pink shirt girl yelled, “LOVE IS LOVE!” “Yeah! Jimmy and Small-headed Timmy are the best and they don’t need you jerks raining on their parade!” Sheen chimed in. “You’re all just jealous of them!” Carl added. 

Cindy finished pulverizing the bullies and roared, “DOES ANYONE ELSE HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THEM?!” The other kids had terrified looks on their faces and quickly shook their heads as a ‘hell no’. “Good!” Cindy said before turning to Jimmy and Timmy, “now, you two. Enjoy your date. Don’t listen to them. *Wink*” 

Jimmy had some tears in his eyes, smiled and nodded at his friends. Timmy smiled and shouted, “thanks Cindy! Thank you guys!” Their friends nodded back then Libby went over to the music set up and restarted the romantic song. 

Timmy pulled Jimmy closer and whispered, “we’re so lucky to have friends like them.” “Yeah. I’m so grateful to know them… to know you.” They had blushing smiles on their faces as the slow swayed to the music. 

“You know, baby,” the buck tooth boy whispered, “I love how soft your hair looks in my universe.” The boy genius chuckled softly then put his hands on Timmy’s face, “thank you. And I like how pretty your eyes are in my universe Tim.” They felt each other slowly lean closer. Their eyes closed as they shared their first kiss. 

Cindy, Libby and Carl awed at the sight of them with Sheen fake gagging, but was secretly happy for his friends. The kiss lasted for about a minute before the two pulled away. 

Timmy: “Wow…”

Jimmy: “Wow, indeed…” 

They gently bumped foreheads, grinned ear to ear, and continued to dance the night away. 

The night came to an end and all the other kids left. Cosmo and Wanda poofed the cafeteria and auditorium back to their respective dimensions as Timmy and them hung out with Jimmy and their friends. “Ready to go home, sport?” Wanda asked. Timmy, who was holding Jimmy’s hand, replied, “not really.” 

Jimmy squeezed his hand and said, “it’s ok. We’ll see each other again.” He nodded and asked, “So does that mean we’re officially boyfriends?” The boy genius’ face went bright red and looked at his friends. They all gave him encouraging looks and that boosted his confidence. 

“Yes. We are boyfriends now,” Jimmy responded before Timmy excitedly pulled him into a huge hug cheering in happiness. The two boys spent a couple of minutes hugging. Cosmo and Wanda chuckled softly at their godson and his boyfriend before the pink fairy cleared her throat. 

“Oh right!” they separated and Timmy said, “we’ll message each other ideas for other dates. Is that ok?” “Of course! I’m gonna miss you, so I hope we’ll be together again soon!” Jimmy replied. “I’m gonna miss you too,” the 10 year old said before turning to his godparents, “I’m ready to go, guys.”

The fairies nodded and poofed a portal to Timmy’s room. “Bye guys! And Fudge-Head, you better be good to our Timmy and not hurt!” Cosmo shouted. “Of course Cosmo! I would never dream of hurting Tim!” the boy genius yelled back. “Goodbye everyone. It was nice to see you again Jimmy!” “Likewise!” “Bye guys!” Timmy pulled Jimmy into a quick kiss, “bye baby!” 

Cindy: “Bye Turner!” 

Libby: “Bye Tim!”

Sheen: “See ya Small-Headed Timmy!” 

Carl: “Don’t forget to write!”

The fairies and their godkid waved as they hopped into the portal back to their dimension then it closed. Jimmy was blushing from the small kiss then Cindy and Libby gave him a side hug. “Holy cow Neutron!” Libby commented, “I can’t believe you now have a boyfriend and got two kisses from him!” “Yeah!” Cindy chimed in, “you’re so lucky! Good for you genius!” 

“You two looked so cute together Jim!” Carl said. “Yeah! It's so awesome that our best friend is now dating one of the coolest guys in the universe!” Sheen hollered out.

The boy genius was jarred by the two girls and stuttered, “t-thanks guys. I really appreciate you all defending us earlier. You all are the best!” The five kids had a group hug before deciding to head home.

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In Timmy’s room:

“Thanks guys,” the 10 year old said, “tonight was amazing! And sorry about lying to you, Cosmo.” “I’m sorry too honey,” Wanda said to her husband, “we just didn’t want you to accidentally say anything to the others before the boys were ready.” “It’s ok. I get it,” Cosmo responded.

W & T: “You do?” 

“Yeah, I do,” Cosmo flew closer to Timmy and said, “you know… You and Jimmy are a lot like me and Wanda.” The buck tooth boy was confused and asked, “what do you mean?” 

"Wanda knows I'm not the smartest fairy out there. Heck look at my Anti-Fairy counterpart, he has all the brains, but I still have my moments and I'm actually pretty emotionally smart even though I'm not too book smart. And Wanda says that I'm like a ray of sunshine and always know how to cheer her up and Wanda actually loves explaining things to me and says that I light up when I finally get it and that makes her smile so really in the long run sport who cares if I'm not as smart as her. She told me about the talk you two had at AJ’s place. There's other ways to be there for your partner, Timmy. She even told me that you taught Jimmy how to use emojis! I bet Carl and Sheen have tried that before and failed which means you actually got Jimmy to pay attention to something non-science related and learn something new. You're a bit more sociable than Jimmy and you're helping him come out of his shell. He was confident before, but you've really had an impact on him so don't sell yourself short kiddo,” Cosmo explained in a heart full tone. 

Timmy’s eyes watered at his godfather’s speech and jumped up to give him a hug, “thanks Cosmo. I love you two.” “We love you too,” the green fairy replied happily and hugged back. Wanda smiled, “alright boys. It’s time to go to bed.” They let each other go. 

Timmy: “Yeah, Night Cosmo! Night Wanda!” 

C & W: “Night Timmy!” 

The fairies transformed into goldfish and poofed into fishbowl. Timmy changed into his pajamas and heard his phone vibrate. He checked to see he got a text from Jimmy! 

J- ‘Good night boyfriend!’

T- ‘Night boyfriend! I’ll message you tomorrow, beautiful!’

J- ‘I can’t wait to hear from you again, handsome. Today may have had its ups and downs, but this was a great first date!’

T- ‘We’ll have even better dates soon.’

J- ‘We should talk about that tomorrow. Good night ;3.’

T- ‘Good night. <3’