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hello my name is Chazz or Toby or smthn else idk what u know me by
Anyways welcome to friends are shit :D
this is ranboo centric cas comfort character anyways take all this info i weote like monthS ago

living together
wilbur
tommy
phil
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techno
karl
niki
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dream
ranboo
drista
hannah
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tubbo
camilla(mum)
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bad
skeppy
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george
sapnap
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ages
phil
31
skeppy-bad, sam, puffy
25-28
dream, techno, george, Jshlatt
20-25
quackity niki, eret, sapnap,
19
fundy, Karl, jack, wilbur
17/18
tubbo, tommy, ranboo, purpled, hannah,
14-16

school
philza, skeppy, sam, george, shlatt, niki
out of school

puffy, quackity, bad, wilbur
going to rhe same collage

techno, dream, eret
taking collag classes online

sapnap, wilbur, purpled, jack
senior

fundy, hannah
junior

tubbo, tommy, ranboo
sophomore

drista
8th grade

EDIT
I KINSA FORGOT TO LIKE PUT THE PEOPLE THAT ARE REALATED

tommy and wilbur are adobtive sibilings

ranboo hannha dream and drista are sibilings

puffy and shlatt are sibilings

and
niki and eret are sibilings while karl and techno are there cousnins

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sootboy has made a gc
sootboy has added 9 people

sootboy: welcome to something that should not exist
something god did not intend
yet like we humans do
we have taken whag was once beautiful and made it a complete nightmare
welcome to complete chaos

techNO: theater kids omfg 🙄/j

Sootboy: f u techno/lh

booboy: i think its cool!

Sootbou: thank you ranboo!

BIGMAN: course boo would think that/lh

SootBoy: ofc u would sya that

Niki<3: hi wil!

SootBoy: NIKIIIIIIII

Furry: hi niki!
also ranboo arebt u like a retired theater kid?

SootBoy: WHATTT
@BooBoy IS THUS TURE

techNO: god will youve got to nuch energy

BooBoy: how dare tou expose me Fundy/nsrs
but yes i used to do thester consently
i stoped halfway through 8th grade

SootBoy: :000000

BooBoy: i wasnt that good to be fair

Furry: sont be modest ive seen your acting and your better then will was at that age

BIGMAN: Ayo fundy the furry be leaking vids?????????????

BooBoy: nooooooooo

SootBoy: i want to seeeeee

Niki<3: i do to only uf ranboos comfortable with it obviously

SootBou: PLZZZZZZZZZZZ
FUNDY PLZZZZZ
CAN I INTRODUCE YOU TO MY THESTER FRIENDSSS
PLZZZZ

BooBoy: fine

SootBou: YAYYY

-thechno hates us<3-

SootBoy added 1meber

SootBoy: EVERYONE INTRODUCE URSELF IT RANBOO

FurrybutTheater: u already knoe me

Queen<3: Eret all pronouns 22

Booboy: arent u niki's sibiling?

Quern<3: i am!

BooBoy: nice!

ActingLikrTime: Karl Networks
19
He/him

wasatree: hi
quackity he/him

BooBoy:: cool

SootBoy: purpled is almost never online
so ill do there intro for them
Purpled, they/them, 17

BooBoy; O they go to my school ik them

SootBoy: O cool!
bow intero rambus or ill do it gor u

BooBoy: K
ranboo He/Him 16
im technically not a theater kid anymore cas i havent dont theater sense 8th grade

WasATree: u should

Sootboy: do u have a school production that auditions are coming up or still open?

FurryButtheater: we do

BooBot: stfu fundy
why u do this

FurryButTeater: cas i wanna see u act again bitch

SootBoy: how far is it

BooBoy: a month

SootBoy: Thats enough time to get a monologue memorized wouldn't u say!
if u want
not trying to pressure you

BooBot: ig i will

SootBoy: YAY

BooBoy: i cab use ny old monologue
let me find it

BooBoy: got it

SootBoy: ayyyyyy
do u think dream would let ne cone over?
i dont really think u should come over cas tom u know

BooBoy: let me ask Hannah first

Dms between BooBoy and Rosie

BooBoy: heyyy hannahhhh
can wilbur come over?
can u also convince dream?
or as Freddie
plz

Rosie: wo wo lets back ip
u want Wilbur soot Minecraft to come over?
im fine with it but idk about drean

BooBoy: plzzzzzz
rosie plzzz

Rosie: calm down flower
ill help okay
but ya gotta ask k

BooBoy: but dream is scary =[
plz

Rosie: can't u ask Papa or ma

BooBoy: there also scary

Rosie: fair

Rosie: lets just go ask in sibiling chat
k
ill bavk u up and if drean gets mad ill stop him

BooBoy: fine
give me a moment

Untitled group

Niki<3: awwwww

BIGMAN: NO NOT AW
WILBY HOW EAIR U

niki<3: U CALLED HIM WILBY

BIGMAN: NO
@/BOOBOY
HELP
@/TECHNO
PLZ
GET THEM OFF ME

BooBoy: wgat am i supposed to di

BIGMAN: GET THEM OFF ME
ANDNSND

booboy: i cant stop nikki man

BIGMAN: PLZZZ
STOP THEN
WHSJHEHE

booboy: cant sorry =/

sibiling chst

peek'aBoo: dreammm

:)hehe: ye ranboo?

peek'aboo: can uh
wilbur come over

:)hehe: wilbur s Minecraft?

rosieposie: be nice dream

:)hehe: in justt aassskinngggg

peek'aboo: uh ye-

:)hehe: hmm
well i mean ya gonna have to ask pa
but i mean sure ig
just dont make me talk to him

peek'aBoo: ty ty ty

:)hehe: yeah yeah
now just go ask pa

peek'aBoo: no<3

untiled chat
SootBoy: HA UM GOING TO RANBOOS HOUSE AND YALL ARENT
I GET TO SEE HANNAH AND DRISTA

BIGMAN: WHAT DA FCUK
WHY DO YOE HET TO GO TO

BIGMAN: I HAVENT VEN DO HIS HOUSE YET

SootBot: LOSSER

BooBoy: hes forcing me back into theater

BIGMAN: ANDBENDBNE

Furry: stfu child

BIGMAN: YPUR ONLY A YWAT OLDER THEM ME

Furry: yes and your a fhild

timeboi: my straight friends are fucking stupid
shdjsb

SootBoy: ya good dude

Timeboi: Kenzie keeps calling me lily
bleh

BUGMAN: point at who i need to punch

SootBoy: fucking kenzie
ass
bitch

Timeboi: shit technos in this chat

TechNO: I sure am and i am noe gonna go break her other leg

Timeboi: TEJCN NO

TechnlNO: Nopr your my brother
dont make me tlel eret

TimeBoi: OKAY NO PLE NO ERET
SHIT NIKS HERE TO

niki<3: dw i wont hurt her byt you really need to drop her karl

Timeboi: she sits infront of me on the buss
it be akward

TechNO: i can drive you

TimeBoi: no you have college classes

TechNO: fine

TimeBoi: anywaysssd
i didnt know ranboo was a theater kid??

Booboy: ah the old days
anyways it is 3 in the morning and my school works due tomorrow

niki<3: whyd u wait till now D:

Booboy: because the stress of failing and letting EVERYONE who belived in me down like that is so strOnger when ive got like 4 hours till that happens so its a better motivater :D

sootboy: I SEE U
I FOUND ANOTHER ONE
RANBOO IM ADOPTING YOH
I MUS TTECJ U

Booboy: exuse me...

TechNO: he does this every time dont worry

Booboy: okay.....

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BIGMAN: IM ADDIGN THBO AND NO OEND CAN STOP ME

Sootboy: Oh god not more children

NUKES: I HAVE BLESSED U WITH MY ORECENC

Booboy: hi tubbo :D

NUKES: RBANBOI MY BELIVD
I GAVENT SLEPF FOR THREE SAYS

Booboy: oh god

TechNO: I hate it here.

Sootboy: i.juat relzied we only havw 3/4 of the NEtwork family so techno add erett

TechNO: okay.

techNO added The Eret

The Eret: hello everyone

KarlJ: ERET :D

The Eret: hi Karl :D

Booboy: so half kf the Netwotk family ste thester kids
what sbout the other half?

niki<3: me and techno are both band kids

BooBoy: i see

NUKES: im so sa dnt mt husband is not pslyfjn atenshion to mee

BIGMAN: you dont bave a a husband thbbo?

NUKES: yesh i dokkk ranboo tsell tommy

BooBoy: I- what
j was not aware of this

BIGMAN: RNABOIB IS UR HUSBAMD
THIS IS BETTALY TUBOK

Booboy: im still so confused wtf

NUKES: YES RNABOI IS VERY MUC MY HUSBAND
I XANT BELIVE U GORGOT OUR 10TH ANIVERSERY IS COMIGN UO TO

Booboy: ?
wait give me a sec

Booboy: OH
OH OKAY
YOU MEEN FROM LIKE WHEN WE WERE SIX

NUKES: YES
WE GOTNMSRRIED HOW VOULD U FORGET THAT

sootboy: and he claims hes not s theater kid

Booboy: must i explain

NUKES: good point
BUT STILL

BIGMAN: U GOT MARKENF WHEN U WETE SIX WTF
WHSYD DIDNT K KNWO

NUKES: THATS WHEN U WERE GONE FROM SHOLL FOR LIME 6 MONTHS BOSSMAN
NOT MY FALT

BIGMAN: DJFNSNBFD
HAO DAT U MARY RANBOOB

Sootboy: ngl tommy sounds a lil homophobic

NUKES: YEAHH
AR EI HOMOFOBIC TOMMY

BIGMAN: WHAT NOO

Sootboy; thats exactly whaf a homophobe would say tommy
@TechNO can u belive this tommy js homophobic

TechNO: smh Theseus.

BIGMANV RJAJFN RHATS NOT MY NAME
AHHHH
IM NOT JOMIPHOBIC TUBS
GAYS AR EVERY POG SBD DESVER ALL THE MARIGE SND RIGHRS AND SHIT
AND RNAIBOW SIS VERH COOL
VERY POF

NUKES: YOU SYA THAT BUT THEN U WONT MET ME AND MY BELOVED GET MARRIED
WAA BELOVED SEXY HUSBAND MY BESTIE IS HOMOFOBIC WHAT DO JD

BooBoy: i-
wow
okay well this is smthn

Booboy: hey will u still coming over?

Sootboy: OH YEAH I FORGOT
WIL BE RIGHT THERE

NUKES: WHAT
WHY DOES WILBUR FET TK SEE MY SEXY MEXY HUSBEND BUT NOT ME

Sootboy: cas ur "not a thearr kid"
loser

Nukes: i will peal ur skin off back it into a cack with way to much crappy iceing on it and force feed u that cak

SootBoy: i feel fear
niki protect me

Niki<3: im at work sorry wil

SootBoy: :(
snyways i gtg im beading over to rambuses nos

Booboy: im actully at skool rn so no need

Sootboy: ohhh ye forgot that

The Eret: you gues should get off ur phones then

BooBoy: :<
fine

NUKES: ONLY CAS IM ABOUT TO BE CAUT

Booboy: tommy already has been so dont need to worry bout him

The Eret: i see
well bi bi

Booboy: byyy

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Ranboo walked down the sidewalk home as always, it's a long walk but its better then the bus were he gets kicked and made fun of, and then the bus driver yells at him for being loud so he'll take the 40 minute walk.

he finally got home which upon arrival noticed 2 more cars then usually.

"Stella's home...and someone else" confused the tall boy got his key out of his bag and open his door, inside he sees quit the sight. you see everyone usually didn't get along Drista fought with dream who fought with Hannah who fought with either Stella or Freddie who fought with him and lather rinse repeat.

but instead of the constant fighting he assumed would come with most the family being there, they all were talking and huddled around something well all his siblings were, his mother was just watching with a content smile. hee didn't feel like bothering bis sibilings so he went over to his mother.

"hi Stell" his mother looked over to him, slightly expecting anger or anoyince he just saw maybe not hsppyness but she was okay she wasnt mad. "hi hun"

"uhm i saw another car that didnt look like freddies..." she looked confused for a second but then it came to her. "oh yeah your friends here, hr didn't realize thag you walk home therefore take a while so he came early, he also brought his dog if thags okay" ranboo pondering for a moment forgeting who he invited over. tho not feeling like asking his mother who in fesr she'll get made he went to his eldest sister.

"h-hey uhm hannah" he whispered over to her whice imidently got her attention. "hi ran whats up" he looked around nervous. "uhn who was it that came ovrr i kinda forgot" she seemrd understanding being his kindest sibiling. "oh is wilbur hes upstairs in my room, didnt know if ya wanted him to go in your room or not"

"oh! oh okay thanks so much rosie" she just nodded snd nuched him twords the stairs which before giving his sister a thankful look he rushed up. to hannahs room which he eaterd knowing he has permission fron hannah. inside he saw wil sitting on the bed stairing out into space.

"wilbur..." the brown haird boys hesd snapped over to the half white half black haired boy, his brown and white hair getting somewhat in his face, having to annoyingly beush it outa hid face.

"ranboo hi" Wilbur got up off thr bed "how ya doin rambus" ranboo just nodded
"do you wanna come to my room" wilbur nodded and ranboo led them to there room. once there ranboo collapsed on his bed and wilbur set at a desk chair

"so uhm thearer?" ranboo started sitting up lokking St will. "yeah uhm didnt really have a plan sorry" ramboo doesnt seem botherd st all "its not a problem" he took off his Jacket snf eslking ober near his door tanboo kicked off his shoes turning his bsck to wilbhr giving him the perfect veiw kf very damaged skin on his back.

"hey uhm ranboo, dunno if this is to personal but can i adk a quesiton" ranboo turned back to face wilbur and he noticed some slightly less damaged skin on his shouleders and his jaw. "uhm your back theres some really back scaring. And now without hesitation or any like anguish or upset or anything "Oh its from when me and tubbo got fire works thrown at us" wilbur just froze. He never knew this happened, wtf.

"tho its mainly from the second one, some is from the first one" wilbur couldn’t help but give an extreamly worried look at how cassual ranboo was being. "I- T-There was Two time!?" Ranboo just nodded like there was nothing wrong with it. "I thought I told you the story? Eh guess not" ranboo went to sit on his bed then sighed. "so I met tubbo befor I lived here like I did with you, exept I met him in the system, we both got adopted by this nice older couple when we were like 9 or 12 I don’t remember exactly. But like they were really nice! But the town and stuff wasn’t, no one at school liked us, at all! Ya know were slightly different then everyone else so were outcasts!" wilbur yet again was worried about how cassual he talked about this.

"anyways so there was this group of kids that really didn’t like us, so when we were leaving for school the moment we opend the door, they threw fire works at us! Toby was infront so he got the most of the blast but it blasted my face and arm, after that the couple relized we couldn’t stay here they were gonna die soon anyways, so our social workers came to pick us up the next day and I didn’t see tubbo till I met you first time!" wilbur was speachless, wtf he knew kids were mean 'n shit but throwing fire works at others. "oh both of us have shit hearing now, the second time was near when I first met you! Ya know when I was workn at the burger place woulda thought you rembered that guess not." he was there!? Now wilbur didn’t remember that at all. "anyways sorry got distracted ill open up my monalog on my laptop" and with that wilbur didn’t get to figure out wtf happened to ranboo, he wanted to ask but was scared to figure out what it was. He had a tendancy to hurt people he fucked up with tommy once and prolly did with ranboo.

So he let it go, just did what he intented qhen he came over and hung out, worked on monalogs gave ranboo some pointers, and when he left wth friend his dog ranboo the very unconfident truamatized teen had a little more confidence and wil was proud of himself. But the scar still stayd in the back of his mind so he asked ranboo somthin when he got home

SootBoy - BooBoy

SootBoy: hey ranboo, can I talk about the fireworks thing in he Gc

BooBoy: oh yeah

SootBoy: mhm!

Untilled Group Chat

SootBoy: did anyone else know that Tubbo and ranboo got Fireworks thrown at them???????
Is this like news
Or is it like commen info and im just dumb

TechNO: oh that
Yeah I know about that

SootBoy: you DO!!!?!?!?1

BIGMAN: tubzo tels me eeryhing tos oflcrs I know

Fury: uhmm
O yeah rhat
I knew

SootBoy: MY OWN SON KNEW BUT I DIDN’T

NUKES: yeah I thinkt hats commen info wil
Ur just behind the times
Old man

SootBoy: I NRO OLD
IM COL WITH LL THE KID

BooBoy: srry swilbur

BIGMAN: HA UR CA CALFED OCD BY STUBSO

BooBoy: tranlation -> ha you got called old by tubbo

KarlJ: I kinda knew
But Ot/ can I add my fiances

SootBoy: snapsap and Q right?

KarlJ: ye

SootBoy: we don’t have enough room but we can make a server!

NUKES: I CALL MAKING THE SERVER

SootBoy: NO THE CHIKD WIL NOT MAKE SEREVR AND HAVE MOD

BooBoy: your honur

BIGMAN: HE CLAED IT

BooBoy: [:

SootBoy: fuck
I cant argue with the Jerry Sinfeild
Fine

NUKES: YES
HAHA
GIVE NE EC

NUKE has invited you to WE WERE ONA BRK

NUKES: its called rht cas boo made me name it a frends refrence and that’s the only one I know

Wilbur opened the serer and it was suprsingly neat
There was a inportent stuff which had intros, list of members which had the members of the Gc plus sapnap and quackity, anouncments, events, amd even suggestions/questions
A main texting area with Genearl gen 2 a picture channel, there was a roles speific category which only had role request(it also said you could Dm tubbo for like trans role witch would show upas pog secret role) there was spam which had a few spamp then info dump spam, live chatting , amd ranting/rambling, and Vc category with some no mics and Vcs.

WE WERE ONA BRK
Genearl

NUKE: go to #Intro now or im steling ur toes, ik we alryd know eachnoh but its funy, also memory isues ppl need it so Fuck u

Intros

NUKE: mt names Toby tho I like Tubbo better
He/they
14
I know how to make nukes ;}

SootBoy: wilbur
He/him, 17
Theater kid, I plauy gitur, I fear tubbo

NUKE: as you should

techNO: technoblade, 23, he/it, im an english major.

BIGMAN: TOMMYINNIT BIGESTMAN
IM 15 HE/HIM IF U CALL ME A GIRL THEN ILL KILL U
ALSO DON’T SHOW ME FLASHING LIGHTS OR ILL HAVE A FUCKN SEZUIR/srs

KarlJ: hiii, Karl Jacobs!
He/him! 18 and uhm time is homophobic
Also theres a low chance I will ever get in a moving vehicle that your driving (ifi have a choice) don’t take that personally I just only let certin people drive whenim therr for ::sparkels:: truama ::sparkels::

BooBoy: ranboo, uhmm he/him and uh If I don’t remember ur name I don’t hate you I just have memory issues

Fury: fundy he/him and im not a furry or wilburs son

SootBoy: T-T
Im unappreciated

Suggestions/question

BIGMAN: CAN I BENADMIN

SootBoy: don’t let tommy be mod

BIGMAN: FOCK U WILBT

NUKES: denied and denied
You can be Mod tho tommy

Fury: what even the diffrenc?

NUKES: admins can see all channels and can do almost shtning
Mods cant and can only timout, change nicknames, and delet messages

Fury: this is supringly neat and planed out

NUKES: I like making discord servers in my free time

Fury: fair

Genearl

NUKES: @BIGMAN ur mod @BooBoy ur co-owner :>
Now lets change nicknames

SootBoy: I feel like someone whos not u three children should habe atlest mod power

NUKES: fine ill give tommy admin abilitys

SootBoy: HATS NOT WHAT I MENT
I will invite philza mincraft

NUKES: Ill get out my nukes

BooBoy: wait I have an idea

Role channels
The cool ones(Truamatized Minor role)

BooBoy: hear me out we add purpled
Wilbur just said one of us three children and purpled is barly on anyways

NUKES: mmm maybe

BooBoy: you need _a_ mod anyways

NUKES: sure
Are they even online anyways?

BooBoy: yeah
We gotta act fast tho

NUKES: tommy ur feelins?
Oh shit I don’t think I gave him this role oops

NUKES: srry toms

BooBoy: purpled joined!

BIGMAN: who?

BooBoy: the elder trans of our year
The one who came out like last yesr and dint take shit from anyone

BIGMAN: OH THEM
YE

TEXT
General

NUKES: this is purpled
There now mod

SootBoy: I ment like an adult

NUKES: you saidn not one of us three
Purpled is not ona us three unless one of us has some explaing yo do

SootBoy: i-
I cant

techNO: give up fighting them wilbur.
Its frivolous.

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WE WERE ONA BRK
Inportant
Intros
ConditionalLove: Nihichu but call me niki!!
She/they!!
I own a bakery!!

Gamblerfriendly: Quackity
He/him
Im studying to be a lawyer

TEXT
General

Ckilhd: school

Beez: /

BoobBoy: vvvneg

ConditionalLove: you three need group therapy?

Wilamsoup: haha cry bout it/j /lh

Fury: can agree can agree

Wilamsoup: three types of ppl
One being my son

Fury: not ya son

Wilamsoup:WATCH UR TONE I AM NOT A MADIEN
IN NEED OF DEFENDING I AM GROWN/lh

Ckhild: look what you’ve done fundy smh
IM NOT A CJLID
TUBO CHA DHE IT BKX
WHYC SNG I CHANGE MY NAME
NSJFJDJFJF

Repling to Ckhild Look what you’ve done fundy smh
-Fury: I know what i'm doing
Im also a theater kid

Ckihld: wow
Im being betrayed by my own kind
Wait are you a minor
Eh

ConditinalLove: tho really you three are you okay? You wanna talk about it

Ckihld: eh
Not really

Beez: fucky teatcher messed with ranboo with eye contact stuff
shitted at me fir dyslexia
And fuckhead didn’t believe tomy had epilepsy

BoobBoy: really Im fine
More woried about you two

Ckhild: stop lying bitch
U weeent fine for a second with that shitheqd

ConditionalLove: ill call puffy then/hj

BooBBoy: like my Ex-social worker..?
I didn’t know they did therapy now?

ConditonalLove: nah shes my best friend
shes also karls therapis

BooBBoy:oh
Mhm

Conditionallove: thonow that I think about it
Sheep hybrid, owns a pirat ship?

BooBoy: Yeah!
That’s them didn’t know they used she/her now
Havent talked to her in a while srporry

ConditonalLove: oh they use mirror pronouns
So ahen talking about her youd use he/him but id use she/her!

BoobBoy: oh that’s cool!

Wilamsoup: I spaced out soryr
Wtfs goin on

Beez: shiten on schooland aparently boos reuniting withhis old social worker

Wilamsoup: oh yeah
Some how forgotyou werein the system

BoobBoy: yeah

Beez: funfact we are currently in school rn
Hiding form said teacher In the bathroom

Conditionallove: I would tell you off
But thqt teacher sounds terible so ill let ya off

Beez: yeah we left right afterhe yelled at the class
Ticking of ranboo and toms
I stg ill nuke his house/hsrs

Wilamsoup: now tubbo
As much as wed love to I don’t think wecna
Legaly

Beez: that never stoped shlatt
Or techno
Or you
Or tomy
Or either of karls partners
Or me
Or dream

Wilamsoup: good point goos poit

Conditionallove: hate to interrupt you but tubbo
Could I actually invite puffy?
Shes really fun and funny

Beez: sure

Welcom Captin Puffy hope you brought pizza

Captain Puffy: yo

Ckhild: CAPTIF PUFASSY

Beez: LMAO

Pufassy: hello toms

Ckhild: I spacwd out
Helo
Therapissy
*therapussy

Beez: that’s not much better bigman

Ckhild: whatever

Pufassy: arent you supposed to be at school?

Ckhild: hiding out from shithead teacher
He yells forces Boo to make eye content
And doesn’t fuckn belive I have epilepsy or tubz has dyslexia

Pufassy: if any of you wanna dm me we can falk about it?
Im a therapist Ic ouod prolly do smthn

Ckhild: yeha yeah
Also ranboob says he knows u?

Pufassy: ranboo?
Oh yeah!
Its been a while but I was his social worker

BoobBoy: uhm hia

Pufassy: hello! Hows stella treaten ya

BoobBoy: tryn her best
Got married

Pufassy: well that’s nice
Anyways toby your not gona nuke this dudes house
No matter how fucked he is

Beez: awww :(

Pufassy: im not aloud to recommend to to toms due to some therapist shit
But I recommend to you and ranboo
Commit anarchy against the school

Beez: YO LETS COMMIT ANARCHY AGAINST THE SCHOOL
LEZZ GO

Ckhild: POG

BoobBoy: doubt I have a choice
But yeahthags pretty cool

Conditionallove: yo wilbur
Why arent you at achool?
If ypu are why are you skipping?

Wilamsoup: oh im at school I needed a mental day but wasn’t aloud one
So kristans letting me stay in her office for a while (shes the councilor the only good school councilor in history)

Conditionallove: oh that’s gret!

Wilamsoup: yeah!
Ya know @Beez @ckhild @BoobBoy I could tell her that you need to stay down here cas teacher shit

Beez: its fine class is about to end
Speaking of witchwe need to get goin see ya
@pufassy can u do an introin #intros

Conditionallove: I should to
Work 'n stuff

Puffassy: ill see ya guys
Also yeah ill do an intro

Inportent
Intros

Puffassy: my names puffy! Tho you can also call me Captain I don’t mind!
Im bigender and use mirror pronouns so witchever pronouns you use you can use on me!
Im also a therapist so if you need someone to talk to you can dm me, we don’t have to set uo a meeting if you just wanna call or even txt im here!

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Techno Hates Us

Soot added BIGMAN

BIGMAN: NO
IM NOT A THEATER KID
FUCK OFF WILL/lh

BIGMAN left the Gc

Soot: well I tried

KarlJ: uhm
Wow

Purpled: rhis is why im not on ever, cas this is my friends

Fundy: PURPLED
WTF YOU HAVENT BEEN AT ACHOOL FOR LIKE2 WEEKS
PIRPLED NO
SJFJDJJD

KarlJ: well that was itrestng

Soot added BIGMAN

BIGMAN: WILBRU SNO DON’T LIKE THIS
HJE HEAS YO SING AL U WANA DO 1 TIME
PEM TIME

Soot: ONT FORGT ABOT WAIT FO IT

KarlJ: :popcorn: sibiling drama time

Fundy: :eyes:

Soot: young man don’t eyes me while me and your Uncle fight

Fundy: IM NTO YOR SOHN

KarlJ: also u changed our name why?

Fundy: im not a fury
Plus I stoped getting paid to havw my name be fury on every one of my social meidias

KarlJ: i-
What

Fundy: oh a friend of mine has been paying me to change my socil media name to fury and now aes broke so I kinda stole all ixs money

Soot: my sons gatekeep, Gaslight, Girlbossing
I am very proud

Fundy: yeah

KaelJ: oh who?

Fundy: xyrs name is Charlie
Met ve through Quackity

BigQ: hola
Oh I see were talking about Slime

KarJ: QUACKITY

BigQ: KARLOS

Fundy: gay

BigQ: anyways Slimes pretty poggers
Didn’t know ae was paying you tho

Fundy: yeah

Soot: anyways im here to brag
Son join me

Fundy: hmmmm

Soot:Im going to brodway performance of six in a month

BigQ: YA GOTTA BE KIDDING

KarlJ: POP OFF MY GUY

Soot: And guess who begged me to bring them

BIGMAN: TQIKBRU SHUTK UP

Soot: toms
So now im bringing him and ranboo and fundy
Cas the person who gace me the tickets is rich

KarlJ: wait who gave them to you?

BIGMAN: philza fucn minecrafft

BigQ: figuress as much/lh

WE WERE ONA BRK
Role channels
Role request

Beez: @here
Ask for roles Mfs im bord
You can dm me asks to if ya want it to stay anonimus or whatever

WilamSoup: well hat roles are there anyways?

Beez: Nd, Trans, vent acess,Furrys(hybrids), mental illnass

Wilamsoup: mhm
Well ig ill take trans,vent acces, and hybrd
Qlwo mentaly il

Beez: coolz

KarlJ: I am very Nd and mentally ill

Gambelerfriendly: arent we like all mentally ill?

Beez: yeah, its kinda the same thing with vent acces were its just some people don’t wanna be there to talk about that stuff

Gambelerfriendly: ah
Well ill take mentally ill, and im a hybrid

Pufassy: ill take all of them exept Nd

Beez: nice

NUKES- BigQ

BigQ: could I havwe trans role tubbo?

KarlJ- NUKES

KarlJ: trans role plz/nf

WE WERE ONA BRK
Role channels
Cisnt(trans role)

Beez: first mf
Anyways be trans or whatever

Ckhild: to busy fightig with wil if im a theater kid or not
IM NOT BY THE QAY

Wilamsoup: your in denial

Beez: hes always in denial for smthn

Ckhild: TUBO I THOHG YO WEEMY FREND
HWO FCULD YOU

Beez: its true

Ckhildf: WHY DO I HAVE TEAFGER KID ZND ND ROLE
IM NOT WITER
TUBO UTHIS IS TRSSNSPHOBIC

Beez: its true bigman

TEXT
Genearl

Ckhild: friendship over with tubbo ranboos my new bestie/j

Pufassy: tommy

Ckhild: DON’T TOY ME/LH

BoobBoy: wel this is fun

Beez: HYE RANBO IS MY HUSBEND

Ckhild: WELL MAYBE ILL STEAL HIM

Wilamsoup: ranbus how do you feel two boys fighting over you

BoobBoy: uhm
Wait gice me a sec

Ranbus: its better then BoobBoy

Wilamsoup: fair

Fury: ot/ but im here to talk about babys

Ckhild: what

Wilamsoup: son ya got somthn to tell us

Ranbus: ya gonna complain more about how they sound?

Fury: YES
THEY SOUND LIKE ACTUAL DEMONS

Beez: true

Pufassy: would you like to elaporat fundy

Fury: actully I would thank you puffy
LIKE HAVE YOU EVER HEARD THEM IN LIKE PUBLIC
THERE "CRYING" IS JUST ACTUALLY SHREEKING SCREAMING
ANDITS SO HIGH NOTED OR WHATEVER

Fury: NOW IMAGINE LIVING WITH ONE ITS CONSTENT SCREMAING AND SHREKING THEY SOUND LIKE ACTUAL DEMONS

Wilamsoup: wait do you have a baby sibiling or smthn?

Fury: no my family is taking care of my nephew for like 2 weeks and its hell

QueenShit: if ya want you can come to my house if nikis okay with it
Shes visiting today so

Fury: that be amazing I don’t think my ears can take much more

QueenShit: ofc

Role channels
Role request

QueenShit: Ill take mentall illnes vent acces and trans

Fury: hybrid, trans, ND, mentall ilnes

Beez: will do

General

Wilamsoup: I am being told by tommy to
"get in that fuckn car of yous and drive over to ranboobs house im taking him from tubbo"

Beez: HEY

Ranbus: i-
Please don’t steal me

Ckhild: to late were already going

Beez: NO
IM BEING ROBD A HUBAND
HOMOPHONCI

Beez: TOMY IS HOMOPHPYVC

Ckhild: not if I steal him to marry
Ranboob im marryng you know to prove him not homophovi

Ranbus: I don’t get a choice
QHY YR EOYU CLBINB TH SOUD ODF MY HOSW

Ckhild: Im stealing you ive already establuished this

OrphanSnatcher: don’t worry ranboo he does this for everyone
Consider it a sighn of him getting soft

Ckhild: IM NOT AGET ONT
IM FPORCING A POINT

Ranbus: elp me hie sintugin to thg me out wilndw
Sdfekfbjrn

Wilamsoup: update because they are both curently hanging off the side of ranbus's house
Tommy dragged ranboo out of his window and almost broke all of his and ranboos bones
So now there hanging off a window

Beez: AND YOUR DOING NOTHING

Wilamsoup: what do you expect from me

Pufassy: im concerned about all your friends toby

Beez: as you should

Wilamsoup: they fell
Then grabed something on the side of the house, thhen fell a shorter drop
FUCK HSMTHONE NOTUICED
E AR RUFNING
THW OPTISENT WY OF THE CAR
AHDKEFN

Fury: wtf is happening are they okay???

Puffassy: im sure there gonna end up okay

Beez: maybe

OrphanSnatcher: probably not

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hey so idk how many people actually read rhis and 1 sorry for being gone for so long and 2 aparently theres been an accusation of dream grooming someone(dunno when it happened just got news of it recently from someone else) i personally would rather not get involved
i only ever watch dream from when hes involved in other peoples streams (mainly just mcc and lore) and i dont really watch alot of people he usally streams with (mainly just karl) so like i never really supported him or didn't support him
im personally keeping dream in the fic as this is all based off of his cannon character
i did have plans for him to be more important in the fic later which will probably get changed but hes staying in due to the fact this doesnt have any conections to cc dream

Chapter Text

Eventually wilbur tommy and ranboo stoped running they ended up at a park, once they stoped ranboo took the time to text drista that hes okay becouse he didn’t need his family thinking that hes been kidnaped even tho he kinda was but that’s not the point. Well he dousnt really know what is but yeah.

"so uh why were we running again shity family meber or what." wilbur asked lookinh at the two minors for context, which ranboo spoke up. "oh uhm basicly it was my old ass next door nehbor who tommy is scared of and I am too so whenever we see him we just kinda run, plus freddies comign home soon anyways so like we don’t like him." wilbur nods still not full getting it. But he didn’t question on following after the two younger who ran into the amandoned park it was old seemed like no ones been here in years, grass was tall play structers were rusted grafite everywere.

Wilbur stood by Tommy and Ranboo as they went on the swings. "ya know they’ve been talking about taking this place down, never really took an action to do it. They say that be do expensive and they don’t know what to build but whenever they talk about it all the kids from like 9 to 17 come here and hang out and the park gets packed even durring the winter its really fun, dream takes us he usally does some other stuff and picks us up but still cool." ranboo started silantly having a swinging copatition with tommy as they contiued there conversation wilbur chiming in from time to time, the he went on his phone going to the server.

WE WERE ONA BRK
TEXT
Genaral

Wilamsoup: were all good at an old playground
We were running away from some old nehbor that scares them

Pufassy: wellt hats good
Have you checked them for injurys?

Wilamsoup: well
No

Orphansnatcher: ofcourse you havent

Wilamsoup: HEY
WE WERE RUNING SO I HAVENT HAD TIME

OrphanSnatcher: yeah yeah.

Wilamsoup: oh shut up ill check give me a sec

Wilbur loocked up from his phone to see they’ve stoped swinging and are fcousing on there conversation which seemed to be quite an intresting one. "so ranboob, I need to marry you to prove a point to tubbo." ranboo nodded but being the theater kid he was ofcourse had to be dramatic. "is that all I am to you! A tool to prove tubbo wrong!" ofcourse it was all a joke and there was laughing and all that shit. "No ranboo ofcourse not! Your so much more then that, your my beloved! Don’t you know my friendship has ened with tubbo you my new beloved! Im gonna call ya clingy."

Wilamsoup: I cant do it
There being theater kids so hard rn

Fury: well giv us the lve chat

Wilamsoup: will do head to #live chat

Spam
Live chat

Wilamsoup tommy just said "your my beloed don’t yuou know my friendship has ended with tubbo your my new beloved"
Ranboos accsing him of only saying tht becouse hes "fighting" with tubo

Wilamsoup: OH RNABOS SAYING MAYBE THEY SHOULD CALL FO THE WEEDING

Beez: THERE WAS A WEEDING

Wilamsoup: yes
Tommys beeign him not to leave
Ranboos dramaticl not fasing tommy
An looks back
"im sorry toms
I need to think right now"

Wilam soup: ranboos walking away
And oh he accidently ran into something
Okay tommy convinced him not to leave

Beez: that’s it I crashing this weeding

Wilamsoup: theres not even a weeding yet
There cris cros apple sauce currently
"ranboob please think this over"

Wilamsoup: your my beloved, we can dance to lemon demon together"
Okay the weedings back on

Wilamsoup: HOW DIDN TUBO FET HERE SO FAST

Wilamsoup: "RANBOO COME BACK TO ME"- tubbo
"NO RQNBO I CAN GIE YOU SO MCUH MORE"- tommy
Ranboos now dramaiclhy looking between the two
"I cant take this, you two fighting over me"

Wilamsoup: and ranboo is dramaticly walking away
Yt again runing nto smthn

Wilamsoup: okay ill make sure there not hurt now
Before tubbo hurts tommy potentially more

Orphansnatcher: okay filthy theater kid/lh

Wilbur decided not to comment on the last message and walked over to the three children who were laughing on the ground having a great time. "okay children I must make sure you guys don’t have a broken leg or rib or smthn" the three looked up the blond groaned as the tallest of them. "I feel fine"

Wich responding to ranboo tubbo hit him lightly then said. "you fell out of your room window with tommy ontop of you bossman, your not physically okay. Plus you have a weird ass thing were you just physcally don’t react to pain" ranboo was jut speachless as tommy agreed with him. And wilbur just started cheaking them as the three kept talking about whatever they were talking bout.

Wilbur finished decideing. "you two are probably not okay, im not a profesinoal and don’t know." tommy just rolled his eyes ignoring wilbur. "whatever doesn’t matter let me go back to trying to marry tubbos husband" this caused wilbur to sigh and ranboo to look at him apalogeticly. "and yet only ranboo admits hes a theater kid" which this causes a riot.

"Listen here you wroungen I am not a theater kid!"

"hey don’t act like your all inocent!"

"I am anything but a wretched theater kid being the biggestman"

"I will nuke your house!"

"okay okay, stay in denile youle relie eventully." wilbur jokingly raised his hands backing up from the two who are now standing. "listen were not in denial!" the shortest of the three spoke up witch in response wilbur jockingly scoffed. "oh sure, why cant you be more like ranboo, hes kind quite and admits when hes a theater kid." tho wilbur never seems to be able to say the right thing. "OH DON’T GET US STARTED ON RANBO" this ofcourse was all a joke everyone smiling yet wilbur still shot the apolegetic glance to ranboo who was still siting watching from afar. "yeah! Boo is like the king of denial! MotherFucker like denied he was hurt at all when he was like about to passout'n shit" witch caused said "MotherFucker" to speak up. "to be fair you were to" to with tubbo nodded.

"WHATE ABOUT WHE YPU WERE MID PANC ATACK DURN THT TIME WE BROKE OUR LEGS AND THERE WAS BONE SHOWING" that seemed to quite the tallest in wich tommy gave a victory huff. "anyways you three im taking you to niki cas shes the only one I know with atlest a little medical ability." this caused multiple groans. "but the cars all the way in the nehborhood with weird nehbors" tubbo spoke up seemingly inocently "uh yeah, ill just get her to pick us up" yet again groans being heard.

Soot - Niki<3

Soot: nikiiiiiii

Niki<3: yeah will?

Soot: can you pick me and the kids uppp
We left the car by ranboos house and were scared of any sort of social interactions

Niki<3: ha!
Yeah ofc I can just share your location on snap

Soot: mhm
Done

Niki<3: okay be there in a sec

"okay nikis coming to pick us up" the three mindlessly nod already going to do there own thing. It wasn’t to long till niki got there and loaded the three in her car, wilbur in shotgun and tubbo in the middle of tommy and ranboo in the back.

"so will should I take you to your place." in wich will did not get a chance to respond rather tommy shouted out. "Nooooooo! Aunt meg is not gonna be happy we brought people!" Will nods. "yeah hes right" niki sighs. "id love to have you three over but I don’t know if we have enough space it’s a one bedroom, techno sleeps in the living room usally. "yeah uhm-" yet again wilbur got cut off by tommy. "PHILZA MINCRAFTS HOUSE" this then caused the other two children to start shouting. "YEAH LETS CO TO PHILS HOUSE."

"are ya sure we can just go to his house unanounced" scoffing tommy responed. "duh, me and wil did it once. So has ranboob he telaported into his house almost giving the man a heart attack" this caused ranboo to speak up. "I didn’t mean to! I apoligzed" tubbo patted ranboos shoulder, no one was really upset but he still felt bad. "if your sure, were still gonna have to go get your car will, could I drop those three off and then we can go get your house" will nods at that and the dissiceon was made, the car quited down a little though the kids were still pretty loud ya know.

Eventully they got there and niki stoped in his drive way. Phils house was pretty big for just 2 people, it being two storys. Everyone got out the kids running to the door, niki always loved how well kept the front was stone drive way and walk way with beuitiful flowers lining the walk way and some hanging flowers. Also at the little padeo by the door there was a nice bench and potted plant. Tho tommy obviously wasn’t pay attention to that spam ringignt he door bell getting pulled off by wilbur who was standing infront.

The door was answered by none other then Phil Craft in his pajamas, it was 8:46Pm wich none of them thought about. "Will? What ya doin hear mate, with the children to?" his voice was kinda rocky he was tired most likely. "PHILZA MINCRAFT!" this understandingly caused phil to sigh, ofcourse it was lovingly he loved the kids but god tommy was loud. "ME AND WILL KIDNAPED RANBOO AND WE RANAWAY TO A PARKA ND I MARRIED HIM BUT TRUBBO DIDN’T LIKE IT SO HE CAMR TO STOP US" phil looked like he couldn’t be bothered to try understand wtf is happening so he just got outa the way to let everyone in. ofcourse niki thanked him on her way in.

Everyone sat down on the big couch in the living room Phil sitting down last. The three kids also all were in the corner cuddling ranboo being in the middle trying not to fall asleep. "so wil, Niki could you two try and explain. "oh yeah uhm tommy forced me to go to Ranboos house and we kinda kidnapped him, and aparently there scared of his nehbors so we ran to the park near his house, they were being dramatic theater kids and tubbo came so tommy wouldn’t marry ranboo." Phill nodded along only somewhat understanding. "oh also how tommy kidnapped him was climbing ranboos damn house and getting them both to climb down so I called niki to help make sure they didn’t break everybone in there body. Phill looked over to the quitly laughing kids who are having there own conversation in worry.

"you didn’t take them to the hospitly because?" Phil said very worried. "Tommy has an imense fear of hospitles, doctors or atlest needles might also trigger tubbo" Phill nods understanding. "Oh also why did you come here, its fine mate but just wanna know." Niki spoke up for the first time in the conversation saying. "my apartment is to small for all of us and my Family, and cant go to Wills, also were gonna have to go pick up wills car so could you take care of them" Phil as he did a lot this conversation nods. "defintly you two go do that well be here!"

sudenly there steps heard coming down the stairs and a black haired women which most peole in the room regignize walks in the room wearing a white night gown. "whats goin on hun, oh I see we have guests." Phil gets up to great his wife with a hug and kiss on the cheak. "Yeah is it okay if they stay for now Ranboo and Tommy are injured and cant go to the Hospitle" Kristen gives ans affecinet chuckle. "Ofcourse were open, also good to see you Wilbur." she says nodding twords the brown haird man. "Haiya Kristen!"

Tubbo whos been staring at kristen trying to remember something suddenly shouts out. "Y-YOU’RE THE THE CONCOULER! MRS CRAFKT…or-or Craft I guess" kristen whos now sitting with phil chuckles. "Yep! Your tubbo im guessing." Tubbo nods eyes still wide. "don’t tell me you didn’t relize" this caused tubbo to lightly hit tommys shoulder. "SHUT UP TOMMY YOU DON’T GET TO MAKE FUN OF ME YOUR ALREADY TRYING TO STEAL MY HUSBAND" kristen looked at the two confused then at her husband who just shook his head and she just shrugged.

"Well Tommy Ranboo lets make sure your not to hurt. Then I should go with will to pick up his house." Niki said standing up about to head to the two kids. "you two go pick up wills car, ive got a good amount of medical experience though im not a doctor phil van atest." Niki looked supristed for a sec then smiled. "Thank you so much Mrs.Craft!"

"of course dear you two go get going, will you be coming back?" Niki shook her head. "id love to but my cousin's are expecting me home tonight" Kristen nods understandable, after saying goodbye to everyone Kristen leads Wilbur and nikk to the door saying farewell and they get on there way.

Kristen walks back over to everyone else. "hey have you three had anything to eat" Tommy nods thw other two shaking there head. "I could make ya two something, do ya like spaghetie?" phil offered. Tubbo nods, ranboo doing so aswell tho a little slower. "ya awake there bossman" ranboo gave a half assed nod. Causing kristen to chuckle.

"you can sleep after I make sure your okay, and after you eat" so ranboo had to stay awake for that, both tommy and ranboo were okay, some bruises and a few shallow cuts here and there but luckily they were somehow fine, and food didn’t take to long. The three kids just ended up talking while waiting for food, ranboo being in and out of consiousness the whole time. But alas the finished there food and ranboo was finnally aloud to sleep Mf didn’t even get to the fucking bed, they were aloud to eat in the guest room(which had bunkbeds as it was basicly tommy and wilburs room at this point) ranboo was sitting on a beanbag and after food was done and cleaned up ranboo didn’t even wait for the three to figure out sleeping arangements he just feel asleep right on the damn bean bag. The other two were nice enough to give him a blanket but didn’t feel like moving him. Speaking of those two they did stay up longer but ended up going to sleep only an hour after ranboo did.

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WE WERE ONA BRK
Text
General

Queenshit:dude ive had kid cusiens tv dinners for like 3 days in a row
Lunch and dinner

Gamblerfriendly: what about breakfest???

Queenshit: dude my day starts at 12:30pm and ends at 4:00am

Gamblerfriendly: you know what good point

Fury: eret
N o

Queenshit: BUT THE KID CUIESENS COMES WITH SPRINKLES NOW

Fury: how many of those things did you even buy
You havent been to the store in weeks

Queenshit: like 14 dude
I need to stock up it’s a low chance im leaveing my house again in like a month unless to see my sister and cousins

Gamblerfriendly: dam
That’s fair

Fury: when was the last time you left your house dude
Besides to see family

QueenShit: uhm like a month ago

Fury: THAT’S IT IM TAKING YU OUT
WERE MEETING NIKI IN HER BAKERY

Queenshit: arent you supposed to be at school rn

Fury: didn’t feel like it
Anyways im coming to your house so like ill be there in 15

Queenshit: im getting kidnapped again

Fury: stfu you don’t realllyyyyyy hva to
That being said you do have to cas you’ve only visted your family like twice this month sooo

Gamblerfriendly: wtf is everyone anyways

Fury: bitch its Monday
School and work dude

Gamblerfriendly: oh
OH
OH SHIT IM MISSING A CLASS RN

Queenshit: Lmao

Gamblerfriendly: STFU YOU HAVE COLAGE TO

Queenshit: online collage bitch

Gamblerfriendly: ASSHOLE/lh

Queenshit: fair

Littlebabyman: HEY FUKERS/lh
WTF WHO CHANGED MY NAME
BITVH

Beez: that be me :D

Littlebabyman: FCUK U FUCK U DUCK U FUCK U FUCK U FUCKU FUCKU FUCKU FUCKU FCK U

Bitchkid: lul
Ill just change my name im the focken owner dude

Beez: heheh

Littlebabyman: WHY CNAT OI CHANE IT

Fury: why are u 2 at kristens office already?
Thought that the first 2 periods were good for both u

Beez: tommy had a panic attack and now were just not going back to classes till lunch

Fury: fair

Beez: boo would be here but he has a rlly stric techner rn soo
Wait
Tommy harras techno to come pick us up

Fury: isnt he like with dream or smthn
Speaking of which should we like add him or smthn?
He knows a lot of us im pretty sure

Beez: maybe, ill ask boo those

Fury: why ranbo you’re the owner?/genq

Beez: oh drems boos brothe and hes not the best brother in the world sooo likeeeeee
Don’t wanna be an ashoke u knoe

Fury: ohhhhhhh yeah forgot bout that

Littlebabyman replying to beez -trommy harras te…
Already working on it

Wilamsoup: if technos picking you guys up hes picking me up to
After this period

Beez: why not this perido

Littlebabyman: UHGGGGGGGG

Wilamsoup: IT’S THE ONLY PERIOD I HAV SALLY IN
I THINK ILL TALK TO HER TODAY AND I DON’T WANNA FUCK IT Up

Beez: who?

Littlebabyman: the lady wil simps for

Wilamsoup: SHES KUST SO AMAIZNG
AND SHES TALLER THEN ME
AND ITS AMAZING SHE JUST SFNFG

Littlebabyman: WHY TUBBO WHU/nm

Wilamsoup: stfu child im not gonna do what I do in the gc

Poggers people +wilbur

Technoblade: no im not gonna pick you up tommy

BIGMAN: I WAN TEVEN FINSE TBPIHN

Soot: please beloved amazing favorit person who is amazing anarchest and deserves all gold plz

Technoblade: im with dream rn

BIGMAN: FUCK DOEWMA HE DOESN’T MATTER HES A BITCH
COME D DUD JSU PIC US UP PLZPZLZZ ZPLZ

Soot: you can just drop me and tommy off at home and swap to my car then go back to dream

BIGMAN: COME OND DUDE
JUST DDO IT
I WIL GRT RANBO TO CRY AT YOU

Technoblade: calm down ill do it
But wil your sitting in the trunk

Soot: WTF WHY
YOU HAVE 5 SPOTS IN UR CAR

Technoblade: dreams riding along

Soot: uhg fine

WE WERE ONA BRK

Fury: wait if wils gonna talk to sally today then hows he txting

Soot: im hiding in the bathroom

Fury: doesn’t this period end in like 15 minutes

Soot: FUCK

Fury: anyways I just almost tripped on a chicken I should go

Littlebabyman: wtf

Beez: fair
Also is techno coming to pick us up bossman

Littlebabyman: yes but dreams coming
Hes gonna drop us off at my house and then wils gonna drive us somewere
Prolly walmart or some shit

Beez: I want target

Littlebabyman: to fuckn bad

Role ccatagorys
Nd fuckers

Ranbus: when u dodnt slep cas hyperfixsashion and now u fel like dying
aand cryn

Beez: u gud

Ranbus: greattttt

beez: what did u do bossman

Ranbus: insulted rhe tescher
mf wss bein a bitc
fucn teln us adhd didn't exist kn clas fuk of nd kidz

Beez: what bathroom are u in

Ranbus: idk
i just kina ran

Beez: do u think you can make it tonthe back of the school
or to krostens offise

Ranbus: mayb
los map

Beez: ah fcuk uhm

Fury: i have a digital copy of the school map would you like me to dm it to you

Ranbus: yed pkz

Fury: mhm

BooBoy- Fundy

Fundy: untiled.png

BooBoy; ty fundy

Fundy: np,

Live chating

Beez: its time to live chat us brekn out

Fundy: are u sure thayts a god idea

Littlebabyman: no
SO IM GONA HOIN IN TO

Findu: fair

Beez: kristen cuently sent us back to clas
Were prenteing to bne lst
But rely trn to find ranbo
AH TECHER

Littlebabyman: there is no teacher wtf
Wait
FUK I LOST TUBBO

Technoblade: your all idiots

Littlebabymn: SHUT

Beez: wve mad it ouboiss

Littlebabyman: WAT FLOOR AR U ON BIGMAN

Beez: uhmm
UHMMMM

Littlebabyman: TUBZO WHAT DID U DO

Beez: IM IN THE BASSMENT

Ranbus: tubz nooooo

Beez: HEY
ITS NOT MY FULT

Littlebabyman: YWS IT IZ IDOT

Beez: I WILL COBLE U

Technoblade: I think you mean clober, coble is to make a shoe./ref

Beez: I WILL COBL UP A SHO THEN CLOBR ALL OF U WITH IT/ref
Anyways im losta
(if any of u got that which I genuinely doubt any of you did, I need to know ur discord or tumblr or smthn littarly right now because I am your new bestie)

Technoblade: im like just outside the school rn
Dreams complaining

Littlebabyman: FCK HIM HE SCKS
Anyways im trying to find the bigman boobboy

Ranbus: I have littary not moved

Littlebabyman: I think I found u but there multiple straight gusy in vicinety and I feel like ill get Saed if I try to go into mens bathrom

Beez: u pass amazingly bossman dw

Littlebabyman: I thought so bit omeone dn'ed me like 10 minutes into scol today
Cas of hair longz

Beez: we cn cuts it BUT FET BOO FIST
Im curently tryn to find wilbus clas
Band I beliv
WERES THE BAND RUM
Op techer

Littlebabyman: okay Im stil waitn
I am bein stared out I must make a loop or els I wil be
Sus

ConditionalLove: don’t be suspicous don’t be suspisic :>

Littlebabyman: NIKI

Beez: NIKI

Ranbus: NIKI

ConditionalLove: hi u three
Im in work curently but im bein sneky

Beez: so are we!
I FOUND BAND
AH SHIT SMONE SAW ME
Som red head she looks like a piret
And a salmon

Littlebabyman: that be sally

Beez: ah wils no were near her
Loser

Ranbus: tomz were are u I can try and find u

Littlebabyman: NO IM A BIG MAN I CAN FIND U MYSELF

Wilamsoup: that’s not what ur name says

Littlebabyman: WILBY
BUR WILBYBUR
YEP
WILBYBUR SOTOO

Wilbybur sotoo: ah
Congrats tomym
My name is now wilbybur sotoo

Beez: oh also
Techno tak fucker

Orphansnatcher: yo
Ah I see
Im not getting away from it am I

Beez: nop

Orphangenocis: tommy.

Littlebabyman: its more acuret

Ranbus: tommy was right
So incredably right
Correct
Very much truthful
Extremly correct
Truthfully right in such a correct way it is imaculet

Orphangeocis: whats the matter

Littlebabyman: IM S O GLAD U AGRE WITH ME RANBOOB
HEY THERWS NOTHING WRONG THERE JUST BEING RIGHT ABOUT ME BEIGN RIGHT

Orphangenocis: they would never agree that much with you
Now whats the matter

Ranbus: so uhm
Fck
Cishet men are fearful
Id watch a horro movee were cishet men were the monster
Id screem like 5 times atlest
Idk how many tmes ur supost to scream at horro movees

Orphangenocis: ranboo.

Ranbus: uhm haha

Booboy - technoblade

Booboy: THERE FOLLOWING ME
THEY KNOW THEY KNOW RHEY KNOW AHHHH
WAT IF THEY HERD OUT CONVERSATION
HELP

Technoblade: okay okay I need you to breath
In four
Hold four
Out eight

Booboy: okay okay
There still following me

Technoblade: how far away from your class are you

Booboy: uhm I passed it

Technoblade: okay do a lot of teachers walk upstairs or

BooBoy: there all downstairs
Fuck fuck fck technoo help me

Technoblade: go downstairs
Go to the band room and find tubbo or a teacher
Classs is almost over correct

Booby: uhm ye ye
Can we call il have to defen but il try not to mut u

Technoblade: yeah yeah

Call started

WE WERE ONA BRK
Livechatting

Beez: boo
Booooo
Ranboo are u okay
RANBOO
BITCH I WIL FIND U

Littlebabyman: BOOBBOY
Hes not in the bathroom
The cisboys are gone tho
Wait

BIGMAN- TECHNOBLADE

BIGMAN:Techno
Techno
Techno
Techno
Techno
Techno

Technoblade: what child

BIGMAN: the cis dudes
Ranboo
Were are they
Tell me now bitch
I will smite u
I will find u and hurt you intensly
Tell me now

Technoblade: calm down ranboo found Ms.Clover or whatever there name is

BIGMAN: okay stil what happened
Tell me right the fuk now

Technoblade: followed them
They left though ranboo should be going to there class now
There planning on going to the bathroom near the band room though

BIGMAN: okay
Istg if your not telling me something I will smite you
Does dream know
Istg if dream knows your dead

Technoblade: no dream doesn’t know?
Whats the big issue

BIGMAN: ah
Its fine
Good by tehcnoblade

WE WERE ONA BRK
Live chatting

Ranbus: I have transfured bathroms
Im near the bandroom
Livn my best life bois

Beez: BOO
WERE WER U
AM I MURDERN ANYON

Ranbus: no not today bo

Beez: fine
Anyways wilburs out were gonna find u
Im giing u love and afecshion
U cant escpae it
I wil lov my /p husband
U will have to take my beloved hugd

Ranbus: never in my life have I ben so scared of affectin
Tommy u comin

Littlebabyman: yep

Beez: have found the boo man
Now to find the ommy man

Littlebabyman: never call me that
Like ever

Beez: hehe

Ommy man: tubbo
TUBOO WHY
IN ZO BETRED RN
SHRNNE
UR ZO ME DO ME

Beez: im just doin what im oblgattsd tk so bigman
Anywaz fond u wefe vomin techo

Ommy Man: thenfd are dteachrs
Oh
Nevr mind

Fury: what?

Beez: bell

Fury: got it

Pufassy: what is going on here?

Wilbybur sotoo: were ocean 11ing breaking out of achool

Orphansnatcher: that doesn’t even make sense

Wilbybur sotoo: you dear brother
Just do not understand the complixity of how I make my refrenfes

Orohansnatcher: im not wven going to try

Ommy boy: SHT UOP
WER E ARE OUTSIDE WE SE U GEFHNOBLDE

-> replying to Ommy man WER E ARE OUTSIDE….
Orphansnatcher:the spelling of my name in this is despicable
God u guys are anything but sneaky how did you ever do this
There in the car

Beez: he was serious about wilbur.
He just got shuved in the trunk.

Puffassy: exuse me?

Beez: oh also
Techno type

Gefhnnoblde: this is horrendous

Chapter Text

heyyyy
im finally back
i would not be against updating this the issue is the Wilbur drama i havent really looked into it at all from either sides just heard bits and peices but i know its serious so as much as id like to look ito continue the plans i originally made had alot to do with Wilbur and also Wilburs content had ment alot to me and got my thru the worst parts of my life so just straight up taking him out of the story doesnt feel right to me so this is good by for now unless somthing changes and even if it did Technos death is somthing that will never be changed and although i am currently okay and excepted it i know it effected alot of people way more then me and it wioukd always be in the back of my mind while writing this i do have a Danganronpa Chat fic i just stared if your into that game and you like my writing but im un happy about the ending for this story i would really like to continue but i feel its disrespectful to continue like nothing happened