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1. it’s not me, it’s you (and you’re a fucking capitalist burning me up) by a_waste_of_time_and_hot_glue

   Fandoms: The Owl House (Cartoon)  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   07 Aug 2022

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • past alador blight/darius deamonne - Relationship
   • Alador Blight/Darius Deamonne
   • Darius Deamonne
   • Alador Blight
   • Previous Golden Guard | Darius' Mentor (The Owl House)
   • Owl House Ensemble
   • Ending Relationship
   • Pre-Canon
   • Non-Linear Narrative
   • creepy foreshadowing for s2 events
   • Bittersweet Ending
   • canon divergence: DIY lore i just made up
   • Slice of Life
   • Mild Sexual Content
   • Alcohol
   • implied canon-typical emotional/physical family abuse
   • Unreliable Narrator
   • boiling isles politics
   • title can be taken many different ways but yes! darius has beef w/ a monopoly man
   • Bitter Exes
   • Angst and Humor
   • Ableism

   Summary

   Almost 20 years before the Day of Unity, Darius gets the D. As in DUMPED! Miserably! The origins of Darius' and Alador's petty rivalry is (at least slightly) less frivolous than what appears at first glance.

   Series

   • Part 1 of may we live in uneventful times

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   English

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