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Stick a Fork in 'em cause they Done got Roasted by passthemocha
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms
27 Aug 2022
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Summary
Them Fanon boys got stuck on a spit and rotisserie'd over a fire.
1. Wild
2. Hyrule
3. Time
4. Twilight
5. Sky
6. Warriors
7. Four
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Bookmark Notes:
If anyone asks me what the LU tropes are all I have to do is send this lol
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HELP MEEEEE [“...What the actual fuck are you talking about?” Wind asked with a deadpan expression. “You never had a problem with your scars before, anyway. Wasn’t there literally a comic about that very thing? You know, where you subverted everyone’s expectations and were actually not sensitive about it at all?”
Again Wild ignored him. “I am the best archer here and the best survivalist too. I deserve beter than to be treated like a stupid kid who doesn’t know how to live without you. And I won’t stick around here and be treated like a second class hero. “
He marched off into the distance, settled with his decision to leave everyone who treated him horribly behind. He wandered off into the wildness, never to be seen again.]
WHAT THE FUCK IS HE TALKING ABOUTTTTTTTT
[“E-excuse m-me s-sir,” Hyrule asked, “H-how m-much f-for a b-blue?”]
…Oh!
[Hyrule’s spirit left the earthly plane, leaving behind a very upset and very confused friend.]
Ohhhhhh….!!!!!!
[He cradled Twilight’s dead body (because twilight was his descendant and so it was extra sad that Time held him as he died) and cried.] EVERY FUCKING OTHER SENTENCE IN THIS CHAPTER TIME WOULD CALL THE OTHER LINKS SOME BABY ANIMAL NICKNAME IT WAS SO FUNNY
[Personally I prefer to think I live happily in the spirit world and just pop down to mentor you but it's really up to everyone's interpretations, depending on how much tragedy they want in their story."
"But Twi," Wild gasps, "They're OUR fans - they're going to want ALL the tragedy."
"Then all the tragedy... they will have..."] ["Because i only live to get hit by the angst train, Time. I'm not allowed to ride it."] 😭😭😭 wipes tear from eye, such ted talkian words from you twilight….didnt know u had it in you
[But Sky is not the side character now so it's time for him to wake up. Wake up Sky!] wakey wakey!!!!!
[Why does he get a thousand chances and I don’t even get to explain myself?”
“Because I love Wild - he’s my little meow meow.”
Warriors is immediately banished and is not allowed to return.]
[No, everyone ignores these things and carries on like there's nothing strange about your shadow dating 1/4 of a person] [He became even sadder because Red surfacing when he cried implied he couldn't even feel things without the colors coming up and feeling those things instead.] omg wait this idea is cool as FUCK!!!!
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I’m dying with laughter. Everyone has to read this.
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