Archive of Our Own ^beta

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1. "Why do you keep asking me that?"
2. "I've been better."
3. "Not really..."
4. "Yeah, my stomach's just bothering me a little."
5. "No, my stomach's really bothering me."
6. "Do I look okay to you?"
7. "I was just going to ask you that."
8. "I'm fine. I'm just tired."
9. "I will be once we get home."
10. "Not exactly."
11. "No, I kind of feel like I'm going to throw up."
12. "Yeah, sorry, I'm just a little out of it today."
13. *shrugs* "I don't know. I feel funny."
14. *covers mouth and shakes head before making a mad dash for the bathroom*
15. "Yeah, I think so."
16. "No, something's not agreeing with me."
17. *shivers* "I don't think so. I'm pretty sure I'm running a fever."
18. "Like you care."
19. *wraps arms around belly and starts to cry* "No."
20. *blinks dazedly* "Huh? Are you talking to me?"
21. "Relatively speaking."
22. "At this point? Not sure I'll ever be okay again."
23. *swallows thickly* "No, I think I'm gonna be sick."
24. "Hard to say."
25. "No, I'm starving."
26. *snorts* "Did ____ send you?"
27. "Not even a little bit."
28. *shakes head* "I don't feel good."
29. "I think I'm as far from okay as I can be."
30. "Yup! I'm right as rain."
31. "Don't ask stupid questions."
32. "No, I-I don't--" *faints*
33. "I'm not talking to you."
34. "Who's asking? Because I know it's not you."
35. "Define 'okay.'"
36. "You know I hate that question."
37. "No. I have the worst stomach ache."
38. *sarcastically* "Oh, yeah, I'm great."
39. *shakes head and buries face into friend's shoulder*
40. "Ugh, no. I think I'm gonna hurl."
41. "Yeah. Why?"
42. "No. I just threw up."
43. *can't answer over the urge to gag*
44. "Yes. You're starting to sound like a broken record."
45. "Yeah, fine. Why do you ask?"
46. "Would you be okay?"
47. *gasping breaths, crying* "No. I can't breathe."
48. "No, I-I need a bucket."
49. "Yeah, don't worry about me."
50. "You have some nerve asking me that."
51. *knees collapse*
52. "No. I don't think my stomach's too happy with me."
53. "That's a bit of a loaded question."
54. "I dunno. Do I feel hot to you?"
55. "Never better."
56. "No, I feel like my insides are liquifying."
57. "Nnh. My head feels like it's gonna explode."
58. "I think you need to answer that question first."
59. "Psh. Of course I am."
60. "That's gonna be a negative, ghost rider." 
61. "If I said 'yes' would you believe me?
62. "Jury's still out."
63. "I feel like I could puke at any second, but other than that I'm great."
64. "Oh, yeah, I'm living the dream."
65. "I'll let you know when I figure it out."
66. "Compared to who?"
67. "No. Pretty sure I'm dying."
68. "I'll live."
69. "Well, I'm still alive."
70. "No, I'm really dizzy."
71. "No, I think I'm sick. Really sick."
72. "You're receiving medical attention right now and you're asking me if I'm okay?"
73. "Just peachy."
74. "No, I'm not okay. Is that what you want to hear?"
75. *exasperated* "Yes, quit asking me that!"
76. *shakes head, pinches bridge of nose* "I think I need to leave."
77. "You already asked me that today. You passed your quota."
78. *humming no and cradling belly* "Mm-mm. M-My stomach..."
79. "No... I'm gonna--" *throws up hugely*
80. *stomach makes loud gurgling noise* "Yeah, sorry, my stomach's just going haywire."
81. *sniffs* "Yeah, I j-just can't stop c-crying."
82. *sniffs* "No, I'm a mess."
83. *color draining from face* "Uh, no. I need to find a bathroom."
84. "Does it matter?"
85. *shakes head, leaned against wall with arms wrapped around aching tummy, eyes closed and tears rolling down cheeks*
86. "If I was, do you think I'd be sitting on this disgusting floor?"
87. *holding head in hands* "No. I feel like I'm gonna pass out."
88. "I really wish that I was."
89. "I'd tell you if I wasn't."
90. "No. I don't know what's wrong with me."
91. "Last time I checked."
92. "It's not me you need to worry about."
93. "I've been worse."
94. "I have no idea."
95. "Me? Yeah, I'm fine. I--" *gulps, then vomits*
96. *trying to rub stomach discretely* "No, my stomach is cramping like crazy."
97. "I know you think I'm not, but I really am. I promise."
98. *laughs manically while sobbing uncontrollably* "Am I okay? What kind of question is that?"
99. "Yeah, I mean, I'm not about to go run a marathon, but I'm alright."
100. "No, and I don't know what to do."