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Big Man Tommy added Wilbur Soot to the chat
Big Man Tommy added Technoblade Soot to the chat
Big Man Tommy added Ranboo Beloved to the chat
Big Man Tommy added Tubbo Schlatt to the chat
Big Man Tommy added Kristin Soot to the chat
Big Man Tommy added Philza Soot to the chat
Big Man Tommy renamed the chat ‘the dumbass family and the awesome best mates’
Wilbur Soot: YOU LITTLE SHIT
Big Man Tommy: I want maccies
Wilbur Soot: fucker we’re all in the same car you could’ve just asked aloud
Big Man Tommy: Fucker everyone except Mumza and Dadza has headphones on
Technoblade Soot: Also, you seem to be forgetting Tommy woke up with no voice, Wilbur.
Wilbur Soot: so that’s why he’s being so quiet??
Kristin Soot: Toms, youd have to bribe Philza. Give me reasons and I’ll read them out to him.
Big Man Tommy: I’m hungry, maccies is delicious, i want takeout and the old man could get coffee
Tubbo Schlatt: MCDONALDS MCDONALDS MCDONALDS
Ranboo Beloved: MCDONALDS MCDONALDS MCDONALFS
Ranboo Beloved: *MCDONALFS
Ranboo Beloved: **MCDONALDS
Tubbo Schlatt: pfffft
Kristin Soot is typing…
Big Man Tommy: CMON MUMZA LET US GET MACCIES
Philza Soot: Ask your mother
Big Man Tommy: MOTHERFUCKER
Kristin Soot is typing…
Ranboo Beloved: Tommy, if you keep swearing, we won’t get McDonalds and I want an apple pie.
Big Man Tommy: Says you who literally never takes his mask off.
Ranboo Beloved: >:[
Ranboo Beloved added Jack Manifold to the chat
Big Man Tommy: MOTHERFUCKER
Jack Manifold: why am i here
Ranboo Beloved: Spiting Tommy.
Jack Manifold: where even are you
Tubbo Schlatt: road trip to Logstedshire.
Jack Manifold: and you didnt invite me
Wilbur Soot: it’s a seven person car
Big Man Tommy kicked Jack Manifold
Big Man Tommy changed Wilbur Soot’s nickname to Least favourite brother
Big Man Tommy changed Technoblade Soot’s nickname to Favourite brother
Big Man Tommy changed Kristin Soot’s nickname to Mumza the beloved
Big Man Tommy changed Philza Soot’s nickname to Dadza the beloved
Big Man Tommy changed Ranboo Beloved’s nickname to Oreos
Big Man Tommy changed Tubbo Schlatt’s nickname to Bee Boy
Mumza the beloved: Tommy, make me Admin and we’ll get MaDonalds
Big Man Tommy transferred ownership to Mumza the beloved
Mumza the beloved added Jack Manifold to the chat
Mumza the beloved changed Big Man Tommy’s nickname to Angry Child
Angry Child: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
Mumza the beloved made Dadza the beloved a moderator
Mumza the beloved changed Favourite brother’s nickname to Walking Greek Tragedy
Mumza the beloved changed Least favourite brother’s nickname to Emo Theatre Kid
Mumza the beloved changed Jack Manifold’s nickname to Tommy’s Greatest Enemy
Angry Child: BETRAYAL
Emo Theatre Kid: MUM
Walking Greek Tragedy: Are you kidding me?
Tommy’s Greatest Enemy: pfffft suck it
Angry Child: GIMME BACK OWNERSHIP
Mumza the beloved: No.
Angry Child left the chat
Mumza the beloved added Tommy Soot to the chat
Tommy Soot left the chat
Mumza the beloved added Tommy Soot to the chat
Tommy Soot left the chat
Mumza the beloved added Tommy Soot to the chat
Tommy Soot left the chat
Mumza the beloved added Tommy Soot to the chat
Tommy Soot left the chat
Mumza the beloved added Tommy Soot to the chat
Walking Greek Tragedy: Can you PLEASE stop?!
Tommy Soot: FINE WHATEVER
Emo Theatre Kid: I’m putting my phone on ducking do not disturb
Emo Theatre Kid: *ducking
Emo Theatre Kid: **duckinhg
Emo Theatre Kid: ***ducking
Emo Theatre Kid: YOU BITCH ASS WHORE
Bee Boy: PFFFFFFT
Oreos: L + ratio
Emo Theatre Kid: ****fucking
Emo Theatre Kid: ducking finally
Emo Theatre Kid: YOU LITTLE SHIT
Emo Theatre Kid: Whoever invented autocorrect clearly had no bitches
Emo Theatre Kid left the chat
Mumza the beloved: Philza, Wilbur and I are about to go into McDonalds. What do you want?
Oreos: Apple pie and an oreo mcflurry
Bee Boy: Cheeseburger no burger no cheese no mustard no ketchup no onion extra pickles with fries
Walking Greek Tragedy: Black coffee and medium chips
Tommy’s Greatest Enemy: tubbo did you serious order a pickle sandwich
Tommy Soot: a large coke, a cheeseburger w/out cheese, 50 chicken nuggies and 10 mcflurry spoons
Tommy’s Greatest Enemy: okay what the fuck is wrong with all the people in that car
Mumza the beloved: Okay. Be right back. Jack, your in charge.
Mumza the beloved made Tommy’s Greatest Enemy a moderator
Tommy Soot: MOTHERFUCKER
Tommy’s Greatest Enemy kicked Tommy Soot
Oreos added Tommy Soot to the chat
Tommy Soot: IT’S 3:45
Tommy Soot: AND I JUST BITE MY TONGUE
Tommy Soot: UPDATE ME ON YOUR LIFE
Tommy Soot: AND NOW YOU’VE FOUND THE ONE
Tommy Soot: BUT I DONT LIKE HIS EYES
Tommy Soot: AND I DISTRUST THEIR NAME
Tommy Soot: AND I HATE THEIR HAIRCUT
Bee Boy added Wilbur Soot to the chat
Tommy Soot: THEY LOOK LIKE A PRICK
Wilbur Soot: why the fuck was I added back? Mumza’s about to order
Tommy Soot: BUT IT’S ALL THE SAME
Tommy Soot: WOULD BE DAFT OF ME TO CRY
Wilbur Soot: motherfucker.
Tommy Soot: YOUR TONGUE IS RAZOR SHARP
Tommy Soot: I MISS WHEN IT WOULD FIGHT MINE
Wilbur Soot: Theseus Henry Craft do NOT make me get Ash.
Tommy Soot: LEFT YOUR HEART ON STANDBY
Tommy Soot: BY THE WAY HE HOLDS YOU
Tommy Soot: BET HE SERENADES YOU
Wilbur Soot: god fucking dammit tommy Mumza is about to order
Tommy Soot: I CAN’T REALLY BLAME YOU
Wilbur Soot added Ash Kabosu to the chat
Tommy Soot: AND I CAN STILL SMELL HER PERFUME
Tommy Soot: wait fuck…
Tommy Soot: hi ash…
Ash: (｡･∀･)ﾉﾞ. What’s this Wilbur tells me that you’re spamming Perfume?
Tommy Soot: ITS REVENGE ASH
Wilbur Soot: Ash, Mumza is ordering. Monitor Tommy. If Jack kicks him again, add him back.
Mumza the beloved removed moderator status from Tommy’s Greatest Enemy
Mumza the beloved made Ash Kabosu a moderator
Mumza the beloved: Make sure they behave please Ash. Kristin, Wilbur and I will be back to the car soon. –Philza
Ash Kabosu: d=====(￣▽￣*)b
Ash Kabosu: How’s the road trip? ;[o(*￣︶￣*)o
Bee Boy: quiet. Yommy lost his voice
Ash Kabosu: Presuming Bee Boy is Tubbo, heya Tubbo.
Tommy Soot: SO IM FUCKING YOMMY NOW
Ash Kabosu changed Tommy Soot’s nickname to Yommy Soot
Yommy Soot: MOTHERFUCKER
Ash Kabosu:（づ￣3￣）づ╭❤️～
Yommy Soot: I hate everyone in this GC
Tommy’s Greatest Enemy: im just sitting here eating popcorn and enjoy the fuck out of this
Tommy’s Greatest Enemy: hang on, gimme a sec
Tommy’s Greatest Enemy added Niki Nihachu to the chat
Niki Nihachu: I’m here to enjoy chaos. <3
Yommy Soot: Niki you traitor
Ash Kabosu:（＾∀＾●）ﾉｼ
Niki Nihachu: Hiya ash!
Bee Boy: this chat also has ranboo techno and the Zas
Niki Nihachu: Zas?
Walking Greek Tragedy: Mumza and Dadza. I’m mostly just sitting, listening to musical soundtracks and reading Dante’s Inferno.
Ash Kabosu: Are you enjoying it?
Walking Greek Tragedy: I’m very much enjoying not having Tommy yapping in my ear.
Yommy Soot is typing…
Oreos: HAH
Bee Boy: Tommy is trying to climb over to the back seat to fight Techno.
Tommy’s Greatest Enemy: wait wait wait wait wait
Tommy’s Greatest Enemy: so kristin and phil are in the front seat tommy tubbo and ranboo in the middle and techno and wilbur in the back? how did wilbur get out?
Yommy Soot: climb out through the trunk. It was fucking funny.
Niki Nihachu: Because he’s like a tall gangly noodle?
Tommy’s Greatest Enemy: PFFFFT
Ash Kabosu: ☆*: .｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*☆
Niki Nihachu: Ash appreciation moment.
Tommy’s Greatest Enemy: ash appreciation moment.
Wilbur Soot: ash appreciation moment
Wilbur Soot: Why are we appreciating ash? In all fairness, we should always appreciate Ash.
Ash Kabosu: ~~~///(^v^)\\\~~~
Wilbur Soot: fair.
Ash Kabosu changed their nickname to (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
Wilbur Soot: Ash, are you kidding me
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧: no.
Dadza the beloved: Wilbur’s best friend everyone.
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧: Philza Zephyrus Soot how dare you slander me!
Dadza the beloved: @WilburSoot @Technoblade @TommyInnit which one of you told him my middle name
Walking Greek Tragedy: Not me.
Yommy Soot: Not me.
Wilbur Soot: Not me.
Oreos: as Ash Kabosu might say, ○( ＾皿＾)っ Hehehe…
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧: I have trained you well, Ranboo Beloved.╰(*°▽°*)╯
Dadza the beloved: Who told Ranboo?!
Bee Boy: “as Ash Kabosu might say, ○( ＾皿＾)っ Hehehe…” –Ranboo Beloved, three messages ago.
Dadza the beloved: Who told Tubbo?!
Yommy Soot: ““as Ash Kabosu might say, ○( ＾皿＾)っ Hehehe…” –Ranboo Beloved, three messages ago.” –Tubbo Schlatt, two messages ago
Dadza the beloved: and I was about to give you your food.
Yommy Soot: YOU WILL GIVE ME MY FOOD OR I WILL CLIMB INTO THE FRONT SEAT AND TACKLE IT AWAY FROM TAKING YOUR FOOD WITH ME YOU OLD MAN
Yommy Soot: Thank you Crow Father.
Mumza the beloved transferred ownership to Dadza the beloved
Dadza the beloved made Mumza the beloved a moderator
Dadza the beloved: I’m in charge now fuckers.
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧: (┬┬﹏┬┬)
Dadza the beloved: Ash and I are in charge now fuckers
Walking Greek Tragedy: Does Ash just have emoticons for everything?
Walking Greek Tragedy: Okay, I’ve had enough of this.
Walking Greek Tragedy changed their nickname to Blood God
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧: d=====(￣▽￣*)b
Yommy Soot: Do you have an angry one
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧: ╰（‵□′）╯
Blood God: Hey, look, it’s Tommy.
Yommy Soot: goodbye you utter whores.
Bee Boy: Toms, c’mon.
Bee Boy: Tommy.
Bee Boy @TommyInnit BITCH
Bee Boy: YOU PUT YOUR PHOEN ON DO NOT DISTURB
Oreos: He has betrayed us.
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧: ┳━┳ ノ( ゜-゜ノ)
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧: (ヘ･_･)ヘ┳━┳
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧: ┻━┻ ︵ ＼( °□° )／ ︵ ┻━┻
Dadza the beloved: Kids, we’re officially in Pogtopia. Once we pass through here, the next city we’ll be in will be Logstedshire.
Wilbur Soot: LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO
Yommy Soot: FUCK YEAH
Tommy’s Greatest Enemy: how much longer is that?
Dadza the beloved: IDK, about 30 minutes to an hour
Niki Nihachu: I do hope you enjoy logstedshire. :)
Wilbur Soot: Yeah, I cant wait to see my son.
Dadza the beloved is typing…
Yommy Soot is typing…
Blood God is typing…
Oreos is typing…
Bee Boy is typing…
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧: My guess is Philza and Kristin did not know that Wilbur calls Fundy his son…
Niki Nihachu: I’d say that’s a good bet. How’s Lovejoy?
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧: It was before you were added, but Tommy spammed the lyrics to Perfume earlier. Other than that, it's pretty good. We’re planning to do a few live shows. Wilbur is really excited about those. Joe and Mark are also doing really good.
Tommy’s Greatest Enemy: I wonder what’s up with the road trippers.
Yommy Soot sent a video
Yommy Soot: GET SHIT ON
Wilbur Soot: Nothing happened.
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧: I’m using my phone’s data so the video won’t load. What happened?
Niki Nihachu: Philza going on a rant about how he isn’t old because tommy said that since fundy gets called wilbur’s son, he’s fundy’s grandfather and therefore OLD
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧: Pffffft
Tommy’s Greatest Enemy: and philza wanting to onow how long fundys been getting called wilburs son
Tommy’s Greatest Enemy: *know
Bee Boy: He’s still going on about it. I’m surprised he hasnt checked his phone notifications.
Wilbur Soot: its even funnier that he ranting loud enough that five of the seven people in the car could hear him through his headphones.
Dadza the beloved: fuck all of you. I’m going to talk to my wife. Ash, you’re in charge.
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧: d=====(￣▽￣*)b
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧: if im busy, who do i put in charge?
Dadza the beloved: Techno. Just @ him until he answers.
Blood God: Do it. I dare you. /neg
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧: (〃￣︶￣)人(￣︶￣〃)
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧: @Technoblade
Blood God: Next time I see you, I will fight you.
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ sent a picture
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧: Would you dare attack me while I’m holding this adorable little kitty?
Blood God: I prefer dogs.
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧: o((⊙﹏⊙))o.
Blood God: What?
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧: I see you more as a cat person.
Oreos: I prefer cats. Except for that time I wore cat ears.
Yommy Soot: you WHAT
Bee Boy: WHAT IN THE MOTHERFUCKING FUCK
Wilbur Soot: WTF
Tommy’s Greatest Enemy: WHEN
Niki Nihachu: Were gonna need context.
Oreos: YOURE NOT GETTING CONTEXT
Yommy Soot: this is like that time Wilby refused to us anything about that time he walks to Origins from L’Manburg because he was bored.
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧: He WHAT?!
Wilbur Soot: Much like Bruno, we dont talk about it.
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧: No no no.
Yommy Soot: WE DONT TALK ABOUT BRUNO
Bee Boy: BUT
Oreos: It was my wedding day.
Niki Nihachu: It was our wedding day
Tommy’s Greatest Enemy: we were getting ready and there wasnt a cloud in the sky
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧: No clouds allowed in the sky
Wilbur Soot: Bruno walks in with a mischievous grin
Yommy Soot: THUNGFDER
Oreos: You telling the story or am i
Bee Boy: Sorry fucker
Niki Nihachu: Bruno says it looks like rain
Tommy’s Greatest Enemy: What did he tell her?
Wilbur Soot: DOing so he floods my brain
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧: Abuela get the umbrella
Oreos: Married in a hurricane
Bee Boy: What a joyous day but anyway
Wilbur Soot: WE DON’T TALK ABOUT BRUNO NO NO NO
Yommy Soot: WE DON’T TALK ABOUT BRUNO NO NO NI
Bee Boy: WE DON’T TALK ABOUT BRUNO NO NO NO
Oreos: WE DONT TALK ABOUT BRUNO NO NO NO
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧: WE DONT TALK ABOUT BRUNO NO NO NO
Niki Nihachu: WE DONT TALK ABOUT BRUNO NO NO NO
Tommy’s Greatest Enemy: WE DONT TALK ABOUT BRUNO NO NO NO
Blood God: …
Blood God: … …
Blood God: … … …
Blood God: WE DON’T TALK ABOUT BRUNO
Yommy Soot: AYEEEEE THE BLADES ON OUR SIDE
Dadza the beloved: This is my hell.
Bee Boy: Blame Wilbur
Dadza the beloved: Ash, is this Wilbur’s doing?
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧: Technically?
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧: o(￣▽￣)ｄ
Dadza the beloved: @WilburSoot fuck you
Wilbur Soot: WHAT
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧: Hey, Philza…(((o(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)o)))
Yommy Soot: He wants something father birb. Be wary.
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧: Can I have Admin?
Dadza the beloved: Only because I trust you more than Tommy, who was originally Admin before Kristin conned it out of him.
Yommy Soot: SHE FUCKING WHAT
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧: (〃￣︶￣)人(￣︶￣〃)
Dadza the beloved transferred ownership to (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ changed Niki Nihachu’s nickname to Niki <3
Niki <3: Aww, thank you, Ash. /pos
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧: Niki Nihachu appreciation moment. （づ￣3￣）づ╭❤️～
Tommy’s Greatest Enemy: ill kneecap anyone who doesnt
Yommy Soot: I dont
Tommy’s Greatest Enemy: prepare to lose your fucking kneecaps to me with a crow bar motherfucker
Dadza the beloved: Jack, don’t threaten my sons unless you’re willing to threaten me.
Tommy’s Greatest Enemy: Sorry Mr Craft
Dadza the beloved: I’m going back to my wife.
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧: I’ll take of ‘em, Mr Craft Sir. Have them home by 11 and all.
Dadza the beloved: Thanks, Ash. Ping me if you REALLY need me
Yommy Soot sent a picture
Tommy’s Greatest Enemy: Tommy, you with a double chin looks stupid.
Yommy Soot: I WILL FIGHT YOU
Wilbur Soot: YOU FUCK WITH TOMS YOU FUCK WITH ME
Wilbur Soot: I’m gonna go wash my brain with bleach
Yommy Soot: WHaT WILBY NO YOU TRAIOTR
Wilbur Soot: Did you just call me fucking WILBY
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ changed Wilbur Soot’s nickname to WILBY
Niki <3: This is better than any movie
Tommy’s Greatest Enemy: oh 100 percent
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧: It is rather funny.
Blood God: What are we to you? Lab rats?
Niki <3: Yes. >:D
WILBY: Niki, you cant be that threatening when it s heart yes evil smile
Niki <3: I WILL TAKE YOUR KNEECAPS AND STICK EM SOMEWHERE THE SUN DOESNT SHINE FUCKER
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧: Never cross Niki?
Yommy Soot: Agreed
Bee Boy: yep
Oreos: thats been the plan this whole time
WILBY: 100%
Blood God: Definitely.
Tommy’s Greatest Enemy: were unanimous.
Tommy’s Greatest Enemy: how did ranboo somehow send the longest message yet was the third person to reply when we all replied really quick
Bee Boy: Dude, Ranboo is just a cryptid made of limbs. He just VWOOPS and voila complete sentences, perfect grammar.
Yommy Soot: He speedruns that shit.
Oreos: Dudududu
Yommy Soot sent a picture
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧: The picture isn’t loading.（＞人＜；）Couldsomeone explain?
Niki <3: Tommy took a selfie of him flipping off Ranboo, staring out the window. Tubbo, sitting between the two, is flipping off the camera.
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧: Pfffft
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧: I have a scheme a-brewing.
Yommy Soot: I LOVE SCHEMES
Bee Boy: FUCK YEAH WHAT
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧: :]
Oreos: I don’t think one of us will like it.
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ is typing…
WILBY: If you fucking rick roll us, Ash, I’m never speaking to you again.
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧: MAN IF I'M GONNA BE HONEST
Bee Boy: no.
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧: I DROPPED OUT OF COLLEGE FOUND MYSELF A WHOLE NEW REALM OF KNOWLEDGE
Bee Boy: Ash stop.
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧: DOWN THE FOREST
Bee Boy: Ash I will fight you
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧: FORAGING FOR SOUNDS THAT I CAN RHYME WITH ORANGE
Bee Boy: Ash I swer to every fucking god that may or may not exist on my fathers grave if you dont stop i will fight you
Oreos: isnt your dad alive
Bee Boy: hes in prison he may as well be dead
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧: LOOK, I’M A SIMPLE GATHERER AMONG A WORLD OF HUNTERS
Bee Boy: I hate Lovejoy.
WILBY: TRAITOR
Bee Boy: TELL YOUR FUCKING GUITARIST TO STOP SPAMMING LIFE THE SEA LYRICS
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧: NOT ABOUT CHASING CLOUT, I’D RATHER GAZE AT CLOUDS, AND FEEL THE COMFORTS
WILBY: Tubbo, it’s Ash. He’s even more of a cryptid than ranboo.
Bee Boy: fuck all of you
Bee Boy left the chat
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧: Do I add him back?
WILBY: Nah, he can ask to be ley back in later.
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧: You really think I’m a cryptid?
WILBY: Ash, your an entity made of what I’M convinced is chaos, you don’t speak often and you use a weird amount of emoticons
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧: (ㆆ_ㆆ)
WILBY: My point exactly. You were either cryptid or alien, Ash.
Yommy Soot: Tubbo is bitching in the Bench GC bc you spammed Life by the Sea.
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧: Now you know it feels, Tomathy.
Yommy Soot: Don’t call me fucking Tomathy.
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ changed Yommy Soot’s nickname to Tomathy
Tomathy: I hate this fucking family
Blood God: Love you too Toms.
Oreos added Tubbo Schlatt to the chat
Tubbo changed their nickname to Tubs
Tubs: As nicely as possible, Ash Kabosu.
Tubs: Fuck you.
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧: It’s okay, Tubs. I deserve it.
Tommy’s Greatest Enemy: WHAT NO DONT BE HEARTFELT
Tommy’s Greatest Enemy: I WANT AGGRESSION
Tommy’s Greatest Enemy: ACTION
Tommy’s Greatest Enemy: ENTERTAINMENT
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ kicked Tommy’s Greatest Enemy
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧: Nobody invite him back.
Niki <3: Youre not going to kick me, are you?
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧: No, Niki. Promise.
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧: On Tubbo’s father’s future prison grave.
Niki <3: @TubboLikeDaBee what did your dad do to end up in prison?
Tubs: Drunk and disorderly turned into drunk and breaking and entering a few too many times.
Tubs: And by few too many times I mean twenty nike
Tubs: *nine
Tubs: Aside from liking alcohol a little too much, he was actually a pretty good dad. If he knew I had a test that day, he always bought take out for dinner.
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧: Is that why you live with teh Crafts?
Tubs: Yepper Skepper
Oreos: what
Tomathy: did you just say fucking YEPPER SKEPPER
WILBY: It’s times like now I wish i was Scrooge McDuck
Blood God: Why?!
WILBY: So that i would be so rich that all of you would shut up if i told you to
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧: Not the giant money pool?
WILBY: that would also be great.
Tomathy: if any of us would be Scrooge McDuck it would be Dadza.
Niki <3: Who would be huey dewey and louie?
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧: Wilbur Tommy and Techno
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧: Wilbur as dewey tommy as louie and techno as huey
Niki <3: Jack is Glomgold.
Blood God: Niki is Webby.
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧: You’ve seen Ducktales?
Blood God: I live with Tommy and Wilbur.
Blood God: Of course I’ve seen Ducktales
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧: (～￣▽￣)～
WILBY: I would like to state that Puffy is Lena and Tubbo is Launchpad
Tubs: WHY AM I LAUNCHPAD
WILBY: I trust you to fly a plane but youd probably crash it
Tubs: Ranboo is Fenton
Dadza the beloved: Who TF is Fenton
Oreos: Fenton Crackshell-Carrera, he’s also Gizmoduck. Isn’t his VA Lin-Manuel Miranda?
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧: Oh no
Tomathy: nonononononononono
Blood: Ranboo, why.
WILBY: WHAT’S YOUR NAME MAN
Dadza the beloved: MOTHERFUCKER
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ kicked Oreos
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ kicked WILBY
Tubs added Ranboo Beloved to the chat
Ranboo Beloved: WHAT DID I DO
Tomathy: You mentioned HIM
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ changed Ranboo Beloved’s nickname to TRAITOR
TRAITOR: WHO
Blood God left the chat
Tubs: LIN MANUEL MIRANDA FUCKER
Tubs: YOU KNOW HOW MUCH WILBUR LOVES FUCKING HAMILTON
TRAITOR: yeah? So?
Tubs: LIN MANUEL MIRANDA WROTE HAMILTON AND STARRED AS HAMILTON
Niki <3: America is really weird. I like it, but its weird
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ is typing…
Tomathy: Honestly surprised Techno hasn't come to make a point about america
TRAITOR: He DMed me. Didn’t want Wilbur to see the stuff about Hamilton and start singing Hamilton at the top of his longues
TRAITOR added Technoblade Soot to the chat
Technoblade Soot changed their nickname to Techno
Techno: I’m back
Tomathy: IM BOOOOOOOOREDDDDD
Tubs: I spy?
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧: IM GOING FIRST
TRAITOR: Youre not even in the car Ash
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧: I spy with my little eye, something that is red
Techno: Ash’s favourite guitar. Hi, i stol techno’s phone
Techno: Wilbur stole my phone.
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧: Wilbur was right
Techno: I’m taking Wilbur’s turn.
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ added Wilbur Soot to the chat
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ changed Wilbur Soot’s nickname to Whilber
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧: You’re turn, Wil
Whilber: Youre lucky I like you ash. I spy with my little eye something that is pink
TRAITOR: TECHNOPS HAIR
Tomathy: TECHNOS HAIR
Tubs: TECHNOS HAIR
Whilber: I got Ranboo’s meszsage first. He wins
TRAITOR: I spy with my green eye something that is…
TRAITOR: purple
Techno: Mumza’s nail polish
TRAITOR: Okay what the fuck.
Dadza the beloved: How is techno that perceptive?
Techno: Blood sacrifices. I spy with my little eye something that is black
Tomathy: Dadzas nail polish
Techno: That’s actually impressive of you, Tomathy.
Tomathy: Everyone should be impressed by me. I am a Big Man after all.
Tomathy: I spy with my little eye something that is a little bitch
Tubs: Wilbur
TRAITOR: Wilbur
Dadza the beloved: Wilbur?
Niki <3: Wilbur
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧: Wilby
Whilber: me
Techno: Wilbur?
Niki <3 added Jack Manifold to the chat
Jack Manifold: wilbur
Jack Manifold left the chat
Tomathy: HWO DO TPU KNOW
Whilber: You call me a little bitch on a regular basis.
Techno: Eda from the Owl House should be allowed to say fuck.
TRAITOR: YOUVE SEEN THE OWL HOUSE?!
Techno: Yes.
TRAITOR: ITS GREAT ISNT IT
Techno: It is. Amity deserves to scream motherfucker once and Luz should be allowed to call people bitch.
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧: King doesn’t swear. He has swearing alternatives, like you absolute mothermosser
TRAITOR: Eda has to stop herself from swearing in font of king
TRAITOR: *front
Tomathy: I havent seen the Owl House
TRAITOR: Hunter deserves to punch whats his face in the face at least ONCE
TRAITOR: HOW DAEE YOU
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ changed TRAITOR’s nickname to Oreos
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ changed Tomathy’s nickname to TRAITOR JR
TRAITOR JR: WHAT THE FUCK FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER
Oreos: M y title of Oreos have been restored. \o/
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧: @CrowFatherPhil youve failed as a father how has tommy not seen the owl house /j
Dadza the beloved left the chat
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧: PHILLIP IT WAS A JOKE
Whilber: his name isnt fucking phillip
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧: IK. You say I’m a chaos entity, I’m gonna be chaotic. (((o(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)o)))
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧: I realised I hadn’t sent an emoticon in a while. I had to.
Whilber: You know what we should do Ash? To be true chaos entities?
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧: What? /excited
Techno: I hate not knowing Wilbyr’s schemes as much as I hate the government.
TRAITOR JR: Government not pog.
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧: //clears throat//
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧: JUMP IN THE CADILLAC
Whilber: GIRL LETS PUT SOME MILES ON IT
TRAITOR JR: MOTHER FUCKERS I HATE FUCKING BOTH OF YOU YOU BITCH ASS WHORES
TRAITOR JR left the chat
Oreos: This entire chat has been chaos.
Tubs: But FUN chaos and isnt that what matters /genq
Oreos: sigh, I guess.
Whilber: I’m changing my ducking nickname im not having it as fucking WHILBER anymore
Whilber: GOD FUCKING DAMMIT NOT THAT DUCKING SHIT AGAIN
Whilber: fucking autocorrect
Whilber: THERE WE GO
Whilber changed their nickname to Wilbur
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ changed Wilbur’s nickname to In Love With An E-Girl
In Love With An E-Girl: You’re lucky I like you Ash Kabosu
Niki <3: Wilbur has a GF confirmed? And she’s an E-girl??
In Love With An E-Girl: I FUCKING DONT YOU KNOW THIS
In Love With An E-Girl changed their nickname to Lovejoy Dude
Lovejoy Dude: Ash change my name and I never speak to you again..
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧: ヽ（≧□≦）ノ
Lovejoy Dude: It’s weird seeing Happy throw glitter then angry emoticons
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧: (´。＿。｀) Too bad.
Lovejoy Dude left the chat
Techno: So who’s left?
Oreos: Me.
Tubs: aye aye captain
Niki <3: ARE YA READY KIDS
Techno: Also Mumza but shes driving
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ renamed the chat ‘The Five Most Fabulous Ones’
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧: This was like the Hunger Games and the last five of us are the winners.
Niki <3: VICTORY OR DEATH
Techno: BLOOD FOR THE GOD
Tubs: SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE
Oreos: MILK FOR THE CORNFLAKES
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧: Pfffft
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ added Tommy Soot to the chat
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ changed Tommy Soot’s nickname to Sommy Toot
Sommy Toot: Wha
Sommy Toot: MOTHERFUCKER
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ kicks Sommy Toot
Mumza the beloved added Tommy Soot to the chat
Mumza the beloved added Wilbur Soot to the chat
Mumza the beloved added Philza Soot to the chat
Mumza the beloved changed Tommy Soot’s nickname to Theseus
Theseus: I think im screwed
Mumza the beloved changed Philza Soot’s nickname to Philza
Mumza the beloved changed Wilbur Soot’s nickname to William
William: I think we’re both screwed Toms
Philza: I think you are
Philza: Considering that it was me on Kristin’s phone because, in case you haven’t noticed, my wife is still driving.
Theseus: I don’t think you’re remembering right, Dadza, you don’t have a wife.
Philza timed out Theseus for an hour
Philza: I ain’t dealing with that shit. Any of you fuckers try to gaslight me by saying Kristin isnt real and you get timed out
William: But Dad
William: …
William: gaslight gatekeep girlboss
Philza: Congrats Tommy, Wilbur’s now the disappointment child /j
Tubs: Tommy wants to know if he was seriously the disappointment child
Philza: No mate you arent. None of you are the disappointment child
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧: Even me?
Philza: You aren’t my son, Ash.
Niki <3: oof
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧: (っ °Д °;)っ
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧: TOMMY WANT TO BE MY BROTHER
Tubs: He said fucking YEAH
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧: HA PHILZA CRAFT
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧: By that logic, if Tommy and I are now brothers,
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧: And if you, Phil, are Tommy’s father
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧: Then I’m technically your son now.
William: You can’t beat that logic.
Philza tried to kick (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ but failed
Philza: HOW DIDNT THAT WORK
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧: ADMIN (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧:
Philza: Shit.
Philza: You five, we’re here. Out of the car and headphones off. Ash, Niki, talk to you later.
Niki <3: Bye! :D Enjoy logstedshire!
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧: Bye, you all!
Oreos: So long.
Tubs: TTYL :]
Techno: Goodbye!
William: Later!
Tubs: Tommy says bye as well!
Mumza the beloved: Goodbye, you two. Have a good afternoon. <3