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Shadow Moth felt the familiar emotions.
“Well, well, looks like we will have an appearance from Mr. Pigeon 73."
“Sir!” Nathalie protested, “You can’t be serious!”
“Why not? He is one of my most recurring akumas.”
“And one of the least effective! Is he at least going to be able to turn people into pigeons again?”
“No, he is not upset enough for that.”
“Then why do you keep using Mr. Pigeon?”
“He wears Ladybug and Chat Noir down for the real threats.”
“Umm, not really. They can take him out in less than five minutes with barely any effort now.”
“He… distracts them from their regular lives.”
“Every akuma does that!”
“Well, he… Umm…”
Shadow Moth sighed.
“No one else is upset enough to be akumatized.”
Nathalie raised an eyebrow, “Really? No one in all of Paris is upset?”
“Not enough to be worth the akuma. They would be even worse than Mr. Pigeon.”
“If you say so,” Nathalie said sceptically, “But please, sir, no more Mr. Pigeon.”
“Oh, fine, I need to finish some designs anyway.”