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1. !False (It's Funny Because It's True) by MirjamOmens (Mirjam) for Ambra_Sue

   Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   10 Aug 2022

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Alternate Universe - Human
   • Alternate Universe - Software Company
   • Salesperson Crowley
   • meet ugly
   • Office Romance
   • Oblivious Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Confident Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Getting Together
   • Comedy
   • Romantic Comedy
   • First Kiss
   • Bickering
   • No Angst
   • First Time
   • Hand Jobs
   • Oral Sex
   • Aziraphale Has a Penis (Good Omens)
   • Crowley Has a Penis (Good Omens)
   • Sex Is Fun
   • Laughter During Sex
   • Fandom Trumps Hate
   • Fandom Trumps Hate 2021

   Summary

   Aziraphale drew a long breath through his nose. Crowley, of course it had to be Crowley. The new guy in the sales department, who would promise potential customers just about anything to close a deal. Arrogant, annoying – and wildly, stupidly attractive.

   Aziraphale hated him.

   Aziraphale is a stellar software architect and a project manager, who is so done with the sales department selling unrealistically scheduled and budgeted projects. And he definitely doesn't have a crush on anyone, thank you very much.

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