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“Ok so you, Peter Parker, the nerdiest kid in school, are spider-man?” asked Wille in shock.
“And you Wilhelm, the kid who got their GAY sex tape released, are the crown prince?” Peter said in response, annoyed with how fucking slow Wille was being.
“Hey, that’s uncalled for.” Wille whined.
“And you asking the same question over and over is uncalled for.” Peter said in return.
“Ok fine I’ll shut up.”
"Ok class, today your getting new lab partners," The teacher started as the bell rang "They will be your partner all semester and there will be absolutely NO switching partners"
The entire class erupted with chatter, protesting this.
"The first set of partners are Simon and MJ, go sit over there at table 1" She said, and she continued moving through her list and assigning partners until she got to "Wilhelm, your with Peter at table 12"
The boys groaned, but begrudgingly started to move to their new table.
"You better not bring my gpa down, prince" Peter said, practically spitting out the last word
“Hey do you think I’m dumb or something.” Wille said, offended.
“Well, you did get taped while having fun because your dumbass doesn’t know how to close a curtain, and then the tape got released by your own cousin, then proceeded to lie about it despite it very clearly being you in the video. so yes I think your dumb.” Peter said with a straight face leaving Wilhelm baffled, not knowing how to respond.
“Damn ok well I promise I won’t be bringing you gpa down spid- wait, how did you know my cousin posted the video.” Wilhelm asks, confused.
“You told me you fucking dumbass.” Peter said, hitting Wilhelm across the head as if knocking some sense into the brainless hooligan sitting next to him.
“What the hell was that for?” Wilhelm asked, rubbing the back of his head.
“You deserved it. maybe it’ll help you remember to close the curtains next time.” Peter said before opening his textbook and getting to work.