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"You mean to tell me there's men who marry other men where you're from?" Daphne asks, confused.
"Yep, it's all normal and natural" Sirius says, getting hyped up about educating someone.
"I AM GAY I LOVES GAY LETS JUST SAY SCREW THE PATRIARCIY AND LET'S FUCK WHO WE WANT WHEN WE WANT WHERE WE WANT, wait maybe not anywhere we want. BUT IF I WANT TO FUCK A MAN I WILL FUCK A MAN, IF YOU WANT FUCK A WOMAN FUCK A GODDAMN WOMAN. I FUCKING LOVE MEN, ESPECIALLY ONE IN PARTICULAR. MY FUCKING HUSBAND. WE FUCK ALL NIGHT LONG, NON STOP AND GOD IT FEELS SO GOOD, I LOVE THAT MAN AND NO ONE CAN EVER CHANGE THAT. NOW LADY GO FUCK WHOEVER YOU WANT AND STOP BRINGING OTHERS DOWN." Sirius yelled happily.
"Yes sir. but, uh, I am still confused" Daphne says.
"WHAT IS THERE TO BE CONFUSED ABOUT BABE, FUCK WHO YOU WANT AND DONT FUCK WHO YOU DONT" Sirius said, still shouting
"So a gay is a man who fucks other men? I thought it meant happy?" Daphne said, confused about this word she'd never heard used like this.
"Well, it used to mean happy, but we claimed the word and now it means a man who loves other men" Sirius said, calming down from his homosexual high.
"That makes sense, thank you strange man from the future. I'll be sure to support any gays I meet" Daphne said, proud of her new knowledge.
*later that day*
"Eloise, you always say you don't want to marry a man, is it because you are a... how did he say it? A gay?"