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1. dust off my clumsy words & bad pick-up lines by kattyshack for agentmmayy, cricketsatnight

   Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   20 Dec 2022

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Chrissy Cunningham/Eddie Munson
   • Chrissy Cunningham
   • Eddie Munson
   • Robin Buckley
   • Minor Characters
   • Romance
   • Humor
   • Epistolary
   • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
   • Alternate Universe - No Upside Down (Stranger Things)
   • No Vecna (Stranger Things)
   • Detention
   • Letters
   • aka passing notes
   • Crushes
   • Flirting
   • Sex Talk
   • Demisexuality
   • eddie munson is a virgin who can't drive
   • (legally? yes he can but it's irresponsible and anyway i'm too committed to the bit)
   • impassioned fitzgerald slander
   • chapter 1 can be read as a standalone but keep goin to 2 if you wanna see 'em get a little freaky
   • First Kiss
   • Getting Together
   • Mild Sexual Content
   • Making Out
   • Touching
   • Cunnilingus

   Summary

   Don’t pretend you’re not ecstatic. You literally sat up six inches straighter when she walked in, I can practically see your tail wagging, Fido.

   Is that a boner joke

   If you have a boner I’m going to punch you in the face
   I know her skirt’s short but Jesus Christ man keep it together

   (Chrissy shows up to detention, Eddie has a minor emotional breakdown about it, and Robin gives him a sort-of sex talk to psych him up. Or out. Whichever comes first.)

   (title from “uh oh,” by junior doctor)

   Language:

   English

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