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Tim Drake: Hey guys, FYI, I can’t go out tonight. Could someone take the Bowery for me? And interview someone for me? The notes are on my desk, purple folder.
Dick Grayson: Sure, what’s up? Why can’t you go out?
Tim Drake: … can’t tell you. It’s fine. I just can’t.
Dick Grayson: Whyy not?
Tim Drake: I just can’t.
Dick Grayson: Okay. Fine. I’m in Bludhaven, I can’t do it. Maybe Jason can. Both of your names start with Red anyway.
Tim Drake: :/
Dick Grayson: kidding
Jason *not dead* Todd: Timothy
Jason *not dead* Todd: Jackson
Jason *not dead* Todd: Drake
Tim Drake: WHAT!!!!
Jason *not dead* Todd: Kid - why are you patient at Gotham Central?
Tim Drake: WHAT THE F U C K DID YOU DO JASON
Jason *not dead* Todd: I tracked your phone and saw it was there. I thought you were visiting someone but I was already in their system and saw your name in there as a patient.
Dick Grayson: A PAITENT!?
Damian Wayne: *Patient
Dick Grayson: Seriously, Dami, read the room
Tim Drake: Invasion of privacy!
Jason *not dead* Todd: Were you planning on telling us?
Tim Drake: You’re not even going to deny it!?
Jason *not dead* Todd: Why would I? You clearly see it that way.
Tim Drake: …
Jason *not dead* Todd: SO, were you planning on telling us?
Tim Drake: Clearly NOT.
Jason *not dead* Todd: Why are you in the hospital?
Tim Drake: …
Jason *not dead* Todd: Ok it’s less offensive if you just leave it on read.
Tim Drake: …
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Tim Drake: …
Jason *not dead* Todd: Way to be passive aggressive.
Tim Drake: you’re just plain aggressive
Jason *not dead* Todd: Why are you in the hosptial? I can look it up. Thought I’d ask you first.
Tim Drake: …………
Tim Drake: SERIOUSLY!?
Tim Drake: Okay, boundaries mean nothing, clearly.
Tim Drake: Okay.
Tim Drake: Don’t start with me, ALL OF YOU
Tim Drake: @Dick Grayson and DEFINITELY @Jason Todd - and @Damian Wayne
Tim Drake: …
Tim Drake: So it was an accident this time.
Tim Drake: I ate walnuts.
Jason *not dead* Todd: AGAIN???? Way to be passively suicidal.
Dick Grayson: Noooo
Dick Grayson: Timmy
Dick Grayson: You didn’t!
Dick Grayson: Oh man… observation?
Tim Drake: 12 hours.
Jason *not dead* Todd: Enjoy the jello.
Tim Drake: I WANT TO GET OUT
Jason *not dead* Todd: Nah you did the crime, now you do the time.
Tim Drake: …
Tim Drake: Sent an Attachment.
Jason *not dead* Todd: THIS IS MY OBIT