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(VENTI 2:23 PM)>Ayo I have a question
(VENTI 2:25 PM)>WAIT DHIT SHSHEISNBJ
(VENTI 2:25 PM)>I ACCIDENTALLY JUST CREATED THIS IM SO SORRT
(LISA 2:25 PM)>bitch how???
(VENTI 2:25 PM)>IDK I JUST RESPONDED TO THAT TEXT THINGY BECAUSE I WANTED TO KNOW THIS WEEKS LUNCH
(LISA 2:26 PM)>
(JEAN 2:27 PM)>oh barbatos give me strength
(VENTI 2:27 PM)>WAIY EHAT DID I DO
(JEAN 2:27 PM)> VENTI THOSE MESSAGES SAY NO REPLY FOR A REASON
(VENTI 2:28 PM)>WAITTTTT
(KAEYA 2:28 PM)> lmao get rekt
(VENTI 2:28 PM)>SHUT TF UP KAEYA
(VENTI 2:28 PM)>JEAN. I PINKIE PRIMIDE THAT I ACTUALLY DIDNT MEAN TO DO IT THIS TIME
(LISA 2:29 PM)>'this time'
(VENTI 2:29 PM)> JEAN PLEASE
(VENTI 2:29 PM)> ILL DO ANYTHING
(VENTI 2:29 PM)> DONT MURDER MR IN THR FIRDT WEEK
(JEAN 2:32 PM)> Considering that it was an accident and that it was only the Mondstadt wing that was affected, you will be forgiven
(LISA 2:32 PM)> And of the chat?
(JEAN 2:33 PM)> Just ignore it for now, and Venti can delete it later when he has the time
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(VENTI 11:47 AM)> Ayo anyone got any extra lunch money or smth
(JEAN 11:49 AM)> Venti I thought we agreed on you deleting this chat
(VENTI 11:49 AM)> but but but
(VENTI 11:49 AM)> This is important Jean
(VENTI 11:49 AM)> after all how could you let this poor little meow meow starve ๐ข
(DILUC 11:50 AM)> very easily.
(KAEYA 11:50 AM)> DONT WORRY BESTIE I GOTCHU
(VENTI 11:50 AM)> HAVE I EVER MENTIONED UR MY FAVORITE PERSON
(VENTI 11:50 AM)> Unlike somebody
(VENTI 11:51 AM)> ill dm you my location hoe ๐ป๐ป๐ป
(JEAN 11:51 AM)> Are your matters done now? Will you delete the chat?
(VENTI 11:52 AM)> Lmfao
(VENTI 11:52 AM)>Absolutely not
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(VENTI 11:54 AM)> y'all are stuck now >:)
(DILUC 11:54 AM)> why.
(VENTI 11:54 AM)> because I like to see the world burn <3
(ROSARIA 11:55 AM)> earlier you cried because you couldn't even do one pushup in gym
(VENTI 11:55 AM)> ๐๐๐๐๐
(VENTI 11:55 AM)> YOU RLLY JUST SHOWED UP TO ROAST MY ASS
(KAEYA 11:55 AM)> SHSHDJFKSHSHDKJ
(KAEYA 11:55 AM)> I swear Rosaria is the funniest person I've ever met
(KAEYA 11:56 AM)> Oh btw venti can you make me a mod
(VENTI 11:56 AM)> sure thing bucko
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(DILUC 11:57 AM)> aren't you two literally sitting next to each other
(DILUC 11:57 AM)> just ask him in person rather than annoying us with pings
(VENTI 11:57 AM)> no <3
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(AMBER 12:03 PM)> Idk what this is but is someone fighting in the cafeteria?????
(VENTI 12:03 PM)> YEAH SHSKDKHAJSJDJ
(VENTI 12:03 PM)> DILUC WENT TO PUNCH ME BUT I DUCKED AND HE HIT KAEYA
(VENTI 12:03 PM)> they flippin tables n shit
(JEAN 12:04 PM)> Why aren't there any teachers or student council members there?????
(VENTI 12:04 PM)> oh there are
(VENTI 12:04 PM)> there's at least four watching the fight
(JEAN 12:05 PM)> oh barbatos give me strength
(BARBARA 12:06 PM)> uh not to be rude or anything, but the name of this chat uses foul language and that's not okay!
(ROSARIA 12:06 PM)> Oh hey Barb
(ROSARIA 12:06 PM)> if I'm completely honest,I don't think anybody cares
(ROSARIA 12:06 PM)> it's literally hell here.
(ROSARIA 12:06 PM)> maybe worse
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(BENNETT 5:37 PM)> excuse me can anyone tell me what this is???
(DILUC 5:53 PM)> torture.
(KAEYA 5:53 PM)> Ur so dramatic diluc
(LISA 5:53 PM)> Oh Bennett sweetie, there you are, how are you?
(BENNETT 5:54 PM)> Oh miss Lisa! I've been good!!! How are you :D
(LISA 5:54 PM)> I've been great except for this chat!
(VENTI 5:54 PM)> wow okay
(VENTI 5:54 PM)> I see how it is
(KAEYA 5:54 PM)> #Betrayed #Brocken
(DILUC 5:55 PM)> die.
(DILUC 5:55 PM)> choke and never breathe again.
(KAEYA 5:55 PM)> No u
(VENTI 5:55 PM)> brotherly love ๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ
(KAEYA 5:55 PM)> shut up.
(DILUC 5:55 PM)> shut up.
(FISCHL 5:57 PM)> I, Prinzessin der Verurteilung, request for thoust to explain this depressing excuse for a confabulation. Thou also ponders why the option to depart from this damnation was eliminated.
(VENTI 5:57 PM)> Girl what
(VENTI 5:57 PM)> Jean come get yo kid
(JEAN 5:57 PM)> hang on
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(JEAN 6:00 PM)> there, he can translate.
(JEAN 6:00 PM)> Also wtf Venti, Fischls not my kid
(OZ 6:00 PM)> Mein Prinzessin asks what this chat is and why she can't leave.
(ROSARIA 6:01 PM)> bruh me too girl.
(KAEYA 6:01 PM)> OMG she's not like other girls heart eyes
(ROSARIA 6:01 PM)> haha you're so funny! *Slits throat with a dagger*
(DILUC 6:01 PM)> i sometimes wish i could do that.
(LISA 6:01 PM)> to yourself or Kaeya?
(DILUC 6:02 PM)> yes.
(KAEYA 6:02 PM)> damn okay
(KAEYA 6:02 PM)> I see how it is.
(VENTI 6:02 PM)> ๐๏ธ๐๏ธ
(LISA 6:02 PM)> ew
(ROSARIA 6:03 PM)> why.
(ROSARIA 6:03 PM)> just why.
(ROSARIA 6:03 PM)> stop it.
(VENTI 6:03 PM)> DAMN BITCH I WAS JUST LOOKING. JEEZ
(LISA 6:03 PM)> well stop it, it's annoying.
(KAEYA 6:04 PM)> damn
(KAEYA 6:04 PM)> bullied by the women once again
(VENTI 6:04 PM)> why don't you roast Kaeya for once???
(ROSARIA 6:04 PM)> he's an honorary woman.
(LISA 6:04 PM)> He's also hot, you're not :/
(KAEYA 6:04 PM)> thanks guys
(ROSARIA 6:04 PM)> fuck off.
(VENTI 6:05 PM)> I FEEL SO ATTACKED RN
(VENTI 6:05 PM)> FUCK YOU ALL
(VENTI 6:05 PM)> IM IN MY EMO PHASE NOW
(LISA 6:05 PM)> Diluc kinnie
(JEAN 6:05 PM)> I swear to God I leave for literally 5 minutes, why is Venti emo now?????
(LISA 6:05 PM)> Backread hun
(BARBARA 6:06 PM)> Jean are you okay?????? You look like you're gonna pass out!!!!!
(BARBARA 6:06 PM)> oh
(BARBARA 6:06 PM)> nevermind
(ROSARIA 6:06 PM)> LMAOOOOOO
(KAEYA 6:08 PM)> WHY IS BLACK PARADE BY PANIC AT THE DISCO PLAYING?????? DILUC I SWEAR TO FUCKINT GOD I WILL MURDER TOU.
(DILUC 6:08 PM)> 1. It's MCR not PatD. 2. IT'S NOT ME WTF
(KAEYA 6:08 PM)> VENTI WHY ARE YOU STANDING OUTSIDE QITH A FUCKIGN SPEAKER IM GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS SO BAD THEYLL BE CLEANINF YO ASS UP FOR WEEKS
(ROSARIA 6:08 PM)> get it girlboss.
(VENTI 6:08 PM)> someone didn't get their afternoon nap ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ
(DILUC 6:09 PM)> die die die die die die die die die die die
(VENTI 6:09 PM)> not you too Dil Dil ๐ฅบ
(DILUC 6:09 PM)> โฆ
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(LISA 6:10 PM)> SUCROSE??????
(LISA 6:10 PM)> HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN HERE?????
(SUCROSE 6:10 PM)> since the beginning lol
(LISA 6:10 PM)> how come you haven't spoken, I've missed you gurl
(SUCROSE 6:10 PM)> I wanted to watch this dumpster fire from afar
(MONA 6:10 PM)> amen
(ALBEDO 6:11 PM)> It's kinda like a science experiment.
(RAZOR 6:11 PM)> a. ..x jkkkkk lllllllll
(MONA 6:11 PM)> mood.
(BENNETT 6:11 PM)> RAZOR!!!!!! :DDDDDD
(JEAN 6:11 PM)> this feels like a family reunion but worse. They're all highschoolers
(LISA 6:11 PM)> lmao
(LISA 6:12 PM)> "Hey aunt pattie" "SLAYYYY QUEENNNNN YASSSSS"
(SUCROSE 6:12 PM)> **cringy highschoolers
(JEAN 6:12 PM)> yeah, my bad.
(KAEYA 6:15 PM)> hey guys
(KAEYA 6:15 PM)> ๐๐ฒ๐ป๐๐ถ๐ด๐ผ๐๐ต๐ถ๐๐ฎ๐๐๐ธ๐ถ๐ฐ๐ธ๐ฒ๐ฑ.๐บ๐ผ๐
(JEAN 6:15 PM)> KAEYA
(KAEYA 6:15 PM)> oh no
(JEAN 6:15 PM)> IS VENTI ALRIGHT???? ARE YOU HELPING???
(KAEYA 6:15 PM)> uhhhhh
(KAEYA 6:15 PM)> sure.
(VENTI 6:16 PM)> I can't feel my anything
(KAEYA 6:16 PM)> See? He's fine :)
(JEAN 6:16 PM)> I'm coming over to help Venti
(BARBARA 6:16 PM)> I'll come too!!!!!!
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(ROSARIA 6:37 PM)> thank you Kaeya for that fine art of a video
(KAEYA 6:37 PM)> at least someone recognizes my effort :/