"Hello, this is Hawkeye."
Prompt by tatooeddevil at the LJ Comment Fic comm: author’s choice, author's choice, wrong number
"Hello, this is Hawkeye."
"You're a girl." Stunned.
Annoyed. "Your point? Never mind. I'm hanging up now."
"No! Wait! Natasha Romanova gave me this number if I ever got into trouble."
"And this is?"
"Tony."
"No. I'm hanging up now. Call Clint."
"I thought you were Clint!"
Bored. "Girl, remember?"
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