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"I love your page so much"
Childe smiles at the message. It's not much, but it's honest work, running a meme page.
"haha thanks"
Three bubbles appear, catching the redhead off-guard.
Then,
"Damn you answer fast"
"Are you completely bitchless?"
!!
Childe's eyes nearly bug out of his head. The audacity, the nerve --
"Says the one who replied immediately"
"Guess were BOTH bitchless"
Childe's thumbs move before he can really think things through, and when what he's said hits him, he lets out a long-suffering groan. That definitely sounded better in his head.
Aggravated, he presses on geolord2401's username. Just to scope things out, see how hot (not) this person must be to accuse him of being bitchless. Not that he has bitches. Is bitchful? He's definitely bitchy sometimes, especially to Signora --
Off point.
"Ha! I knew he was ugly." The inner voice of Childe's is petulant upon seeing a blank feed. Undeterred, he clicks on tagged photos.
And for the second time that night, he's stunned.
Because geolord2401 is fucking handsome. Pretty, even. Insanely tall, well-built, with dark hair that Childe kinda wants to pull.
Fuck. He's definitely not bitchless.