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1. The Shampoo Fic by HopePunkHaze (glassphoenix)

   Fandoms: In Space With Markiplier (Web Series)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Other
   • Complete Work

   01 Sep 2022

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Head Engineer Mark/Y/N | The Captain (In Space With Markiplier)
   • Head Engineer Mark (In Space with Markiplier)
   • Y/N | The Captain (In Space with Markiplier)
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
   • Object Insertion
   • Anal Fingering
   • Humiliation
   • Mildly Dubious Consent
   • Lack of Communication
   • Unsafe Sex
   • i refuse to work on this any longer than i already have
   • and i spent less than 24 accumulative hours on this.
   • The Author Regrets Everything

   Summary

   "Okay…let me get this straight. You were cleaning the shower… And you slipped… And you landed…ass-first…and the bottle just happened to slide all the way–"

   "I know it sounds like bullshit, but I wouldn't make this up!"

   (alternatively: y'know that thing where people end up in the hospital cause they used a household object without a flared base as a dildo, but instead of just admitting that they make up some obvious bullshit about how they just slipped and fell on a soap bottle or whatever? well. this is that, except it happens to engie and he's actually not bullshitting. this is the best-worst thing i have ever written, somehow)

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