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1. I want someone to keep the bed warm. by Karmawillcollect for CasualEmo

   Fandoms: Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M, M/M, Other
   • Complete Work

   02 Sep 2022

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Levi Ackerman/Hange Zoë
   • Levi Ackerman & Hange Zoë
   • Levi Ackerman
   • Hange Zoë
   • Armin Arlert
   • Friends With Benefits
   • Friends to Lovers
   • friends with benifits to lovers
   • Nonbinary Hange Zoë
   • Genderfluid Hange Zoë
   • Demisexual Levi Ackerman
   • Demiromantic Levi Ackerman
   • Erwins dead rip king
   • Fluffy Ending
   • Soft Levi Ackerman
   • Soft Hange Zoë
   • Tooth-Rotting Fluff
   • Fluff
   • Implied/Referenced Sex
   • Implied Sexual Content
   • its a little spicy but not horny
   • No Smut
   • Rough Kissing
   • Gentle Kissing
   • Surprise Kissing
   • Platonic Kissing
   • until its not
   • Oops they caught feelings
   • i wrote this in a day send help
   • my writing is in so many diffrent tenses i think i invented time travel
   • this is so funny lmfao send help
   • Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan Season/Series 03 Spoilers
   • takes place after erwin fuckin DIES lmfao
   • holy fuck its the first happy ending ive ver written
   • Happy Ending
   • Sloppy Makeouts
   • Making Out
   • Picnics
   • picnic date
   • Levi Ackerman Has OCD
   • Levi Ackerman Is Obsessed With Cleaning
   • Stress Relief
   • hange: the stress might be chronic but my ass is iconic
   • levi: damn right
   • Bottom Levi Ackerman/Top Hange Zoë
   • cmon im gonna make it a tag who's with me

   Summary

   What would really help destress is Endorphins. Lots and lots of Endorphins. God, what is the best way to get a lot of Endorphins?

   "One of the fastest ways to get Endorphins is to spend a night with a lover. Sex and orgasms lead to the releasing of Endorphins and Oxytocin."

    

   It....can’t.... be that easy.
   ___________________________

   And then it was <3

   Or: how to get a lover in easy steps

   step 1) be really stressed
   step 2) have a friend who is really smart and dumb at the same time
   step 3) say it's for science!
   step 4) catch feelings
   step five) profit

   Series

   • Part 5 of AOT Fics

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   3,300

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