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MSBY Black Jackal Group Chat
Kotaro Bokuto
and then the big owl said that if I didn't tear out all of its feathers, Keiji would never again eat onigiri!! 111
never
again
onigiri
and as you know, my wonderful husband loves them!
I didnt want to do this bcs the owls are sooo cute
this one looked more like a penguin though but okay
it was cute too
but Keijii !!! 11
he smiles so beautiful when miya san sells him onigiri! 1
i had to tear feathers out so he could eat onigiri!
and I did it
then the big owl laid an egg
and owl said I’ve to smash it bcs inside was supposed to be the best onigiri in the world! 11
I was happy because Keiji would definitely be happy about it!
so I broke that egg
and there was no onigiri
just plain sushi! 11
Shoyo Hinata
Wow bokuto-san, it was actually a weird dream! I regret that I don't remember mine
Luckily yours are always fascinating !!
Shugo Meian
As a captain, I would like to remind you that this group was to be useful for matters related only to this team. You know, volleyball. A sport that we do professionally.
Shion Inunaki
Don't be a party pooper, captain. You don't let us set any nicknames or anything, so Bokuto's dreams will be our fun here.
Shugo Meian
Can't you at least pretend to be professional?
Shion Inunaki
Nope!
Atsumu Miya
heeey guys someone text Omi-kun to unblock me !!
Shugo Meian
Not this shit again.
Oliver Barnes
Did he block you?
Shion Inunaki
heh REJECTED
Atsumu Miya
shut up and text him !! I wanted to send him daily pictures of cute animals but i cant do anything aaaahhhh
Oliver Barnes
It sounds ... harmless?
Are you sure you didn't do more to annoy him?
Although it's Sakusa-san
After all, he once told you that it's a shame he can't block people in real life because he would definitely do it with you.
Atsumu Miya
fuck off !!
Shoyo Hinata
Is that why sakusa-san doesn't reply to any messages in this chat? Because he blocked atsumu-san?
Is this how this app works?
Kotaro Bokuto
Shoyooo! 11
my disciple
you might be right !! 111
anyway btw thank you for appreciating my dreams !! Keiji also thinks the latter was weird
Oliver Barnes
He muted this chat about 2 hours after it was created
Shion Inunaki
Lool
I thought he would last longer
Oliver Barnes
Me too, but apparently Hinata’s and Bokuto's conversation about the cockroaches they saw in the restaurant recently overwhelmed him
Shion Inunaki
XDD
Shugo Meian
Because it was supposed to be a chat for volleyball-related matters ONLY.
I would also mute this, if I did not have to provide you with information from the coach.
What's interesting is that Sakusa-san always remembers about meetings and he is never late (unlike some people!), Even though he doesn't even display these messages.
Atsumu Miya
it only happened once, captain !!
Shugo Meian
Three times being late and you never showed up once, Miya.
Atsumu Miya
i apologized meian-san!
Shugo Meian
You didn't apologize.
You tried to slide unnoticed onto the court.
Where each person is clearly visible.
Atsumu Miya
opsss
Adriah Thomas
Sakusa-kun asked me to share all relevant information with him before muting the chat
Atsumu Miya
wait a minute.
what??
OMI asked you for it of his own free will ??
Oliver Barnes
The jealousy mode for 3... 2...
Atsumu Miya
since when do you guys talk like this to each other thomas-kun?
Oliver Barnes
...1
Shion Inunaki
Icanttt, where’s my popcorn when it starts to get interesting?
Adriah Thomas
Since he's explaining Japanese words that I don't understand to me. He is the only person on this team who knows English fluently.
Oliver Barnes
Ekhem.
Adriah Thomas
You don't count, Barnes, because you don't understand a lot of Japanese phrases either. The fact that you know the language a LITTLE better than me doesn't mean anything.
Oliver Barnes
No comment.
Shoyo Hinata
Actually omi-san studied english ?? Or some science of languages ?? I'm not sure, he never said directly what kind of major he graduated
Kotaro Bokuto
some language for sure, shoyo! I wont tell you what kind bcs for me every foreign language is foreign, but Keiji will know for sure !!
Oliver Barnes
How will he know this, Bokuto? Did they study together at one university or what?
Kotaro Bokuto
Keiji knows everything, hes very smart !!!1
Oliver Barnes
...
Kotaro Bokuto
and he had talked about his studies with sakkun once for sure! I didnt listen to them carefully bcs they were using some complicated vocab i didnt understand
Shion Inunaki
Oh no, no, you won't change the subject of main drama!
Shugo Meian
Inunaki.
Shion Inunaki
Thomas-kun, if you get along so WELL with Sakusa, why don't you ask him to unblock the Atsumu, hmmm ??
Shugo Meian
I'll get you an extra run around the court, I promise.
Atsumu Miya
...
Adriah Thomas
That I would risk the fine thread of understanding we now have? No thanks.
Especially since he explains Japanese to me much better than Barnes.
Oliver Barnes
Get off me now, okay?
Shion Inunaki
So you want him to text only to you?
Maintain exclusive contact with him when other teammates can't even text him because they're blocked?
I didn't know you were so possessive
Shugo Meian
You've got 20 extra laps for sure, Inunaki.
Atsumu Miya
thomas, what the fuck
Shion Inunaki
It was worth it
Adriah Thomas
Why do I have to suffer for your entertainment, Inunaki? You know what it looks like.
Atsumu Miya
what does it look like, thomas-kun ?? It looks to me like you dont want me
you dont want US to have a closer bond with Omi
especially now when Omi is starting to warm to me !!
Admit it, you like Omi-kun.
Oliver Barnes
Yes, definitely the fact that Sakusa-san isn't specifically aiming the ball at you when you annoy him because he got a warning from the coach can be called his warming to you.
Adriah Thomas
WTF I have had a girlfriend for two years!!
Atsumu Miya
That doesn't mean you couldn't desire someone like Omi
I can understand that, thomas-kun
Omi is hot af
smart
honest
with a specific but very funny sense of humor
He has these cute moles that should be illegal
its hard not to fall in love with him
that's my guess, anyway
Not that I like him, haha
Im talking about you, of course, thomas-kun
You'd probably like to have an affair with him behind your girlfriends back
Shugo Meian
It was supposed to be a group chat only about volleyball-related matters ...
Shoyo Hinata
I doubt sakusa-san is the type involved in cheating, atsumu-san.
Kotaro Bokuto
I respect your faith in our colleague, shoyo! your right, sakkun would never do something so wicked! 11
Shoyo Hinata
I rather thought that sakusa-san would find it disgusting to have intimate relationship with someone who is already with someone, but it can also be so, bokuto-san
Adriah Thomas
How many times do I have to say I have a girlfriend I love ?! And that I'm straight ??
Atsumu Miya
lets say I believe you thomas-kun
but you cant deny the charm of omi-omi
if I was a straight man myself, I would also like him to sleep with me
so maybe I dont believe you after all
Shion Inuaki
Noooooooooo icant anwnqkmw xddd
Shugo Meian
How can I unsee things?
Oliver Barnes
Suddenly I'm Jared 19
Kotaro Bokuto
????
Your Barnes??? And your number is 10??
Oliver Barnes
It doesn't matter Bokuto-san.
Adriah Thomas
I don't know if it works that way, but it certainly isn't for me, damn it!
Shugo Meian
Miya, do you realize that Sakusa-san might read it anytime later?
Atsumu Miya
...
Atsumu Miya deleted all conversation.
Atsumu Miya
doesnt matter.
lets forget about all the nonsensical messages and welcome Omi to a new clean chat where there are no cockroaches or teammates betrayals !!!
Just someone (not thomas-kun) text him to unblock me!!
Shugo Meian
I'll talk to him, he'll rather listen to his captain.
I guess.
Atsumu Miya
Yaaay! Thank you meian-san! <3 Only you care about good relations between players!
Just do it quick because I just found a picture of a cute black kitten that looks EXACTLY like Omi and I have to send it to him !!
Oliver Barnes
How on earth Sakusa-san can't see these signals, I have no idea. It hurts.
Shion Inunaki
Me too, but don't let that change any time soon.
I have a bet to win.
Private chat between Shugo Meian and Kiyoomi Sakusa
Shugo Meian
Sakusa-san?
Kiyoomi Sakusa
Yes, Meian-san?
Shugo Meian
Could you unmute group chat, please?
Kiyoomi Sakusa
I'd rather not do that.
Shugo Meian
Sakusa-san, unmute group chat.
Please.
.
Kiyoomi Sakusa
... But if necessary, I can do it, Captain.
Shugo Meian
And unblock Atsumu-san?
Kiyoomi Sakusa
...
Why?
Do I have to do this?
Shugo Meian
If you don't unblock him, you won't receive group chat notifications.
Kiyoomi Sakusa
Is this really how this app works?
Shugo Meian
I have no idea.
Maybe. Yes. Probably.
Kiyoomi Sakusa
Could Adriah-san pass on important information to me as before? So far, everything has worked out.
Shugo Meian
Sakusa-san, it is not only about making communication easier, but also about establishing a bond between the players.
Kiyoomi Sakusa
After all, you said at the very beginning that this chat is only for volleyball matters.
And later Hinata and Bokuto started writing about some cockroaches and other vermin that they saw in some dingy pseudo-restaurant.
Is it a team-bonding?
I really don't want to read about such things, Captain. It's disgusting.
Shugo Meian
I can't promise you that this won’t happen again, but we really want you to be part of our group and give up blocking your teammates and muting conversations.
Kiyoomi Sakusa
Why would I do this? I would lose the remnants of my mental stability, the precious hours of my life. I’m losing out on this, Capitan.
Shugo Meian
I'll get you a single room the next time we go to the game in different city.
Kiyoomi Sakusa
Five games.
Shugo Meian
Three.
Kiyoomi Sakusa
Deal.
Shugo Meian
Thank you Sakusa-san.
Kiyoomi Sakusa
I'll unblock everything tomorrow. I would like to have one more peace evening.
Shugo Meian
I can accept it.
Actually, why did you block Miya?
Kiyoomi Sakusa
He sends me pictures of various pissed off animals with the caption '' It's you, omi-kun !! ''.
Every single day.
Yesterday he sent me twenty of them.
Shugo Meian
...
Okay, I can understand you.