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Craig watched in confusion when Tweek left, because he truly thought that the Civil War would happen during Phase Three. He didn't immediately go after him though; they had plans for a sleepover later, so he might as well stay here and update Tweek with the new franchise plan when he saw him after the meering. Craig was more than happy with the current plan- Super Craig had more than three movies, and several appearances in other shows as well. With the money he was going to make, Craig was already planning to take Tweek on a bunch of dates. Heck, he may even rent out the whole amusement park just for the two of them- which he considered to be an even more fantastic idea because those four assholes wouldn't be allowed inside.
He let himself get lost in fantasies in which Tweek would act impressed by him. Some people thought that Tweek was the needy one, but he was just the one who would show that in front of others. The truth was, Craig needed Tweek as well, if not more. He liked how Tweek was open to him, how he would always say what he meant, and Craig would never confess this to Tweek he loved how much cooler he seemed in Tweek's eyes.
''Craig you are the best boyfriend ever!'' Tweek would be all happy around him while they would go on all the rides without waiting in boring queues , and Craig would never let go of Tweek's hand.
Maybe, just maybe, if they were all alone in an amusement park, Craig would get enough balls to actually kiss Tweek. He was still too scared to kiss him now, though. He didn't like kissing Sally and he was scared that he would not like kissing Tweek and everything that they had would come crashing down.
Craig was all smiles when he entered Tweek's room, in an especially good mood. That good mood soon turned into visible confusion, however, because the look on Tweek's face promised another fight.
Tweek lips were twisted into a scowl, his brows furrowed and Craig was certain he could hear electricity crackling from Tweek's hair. When he spoke, his voice was dripping in sarcasm. ''Oh, look who finally showed up. Do you have to say anything for yourself?!''
''Ugh…what?'' Craig said stupidly. This was so different from his imagination it took him some time to return to reality.
''What do you mean what?! Why didn't you stand up for me?!'' Tweek was losing him and fast. He really wanted to tell Tweek to calm down, but he had learned from their previous argument that it's better to let him talk though his feelings than to minimize and deflect them.
He approached Tweek and he tried his best to show he was there to listen. Tweek moved away.
Weird.
''Babe, I believe you think something is wrong. What's the matter?''
Tweek's twitching intensified.''Nnngh, what's the matter? What's the matter? Craig, are you kidding me right now?''Craig was confused. He didn't remember doing anything that would upset Tweek lately. Heck, he had even reduced the amount of time he was picking his nose, though Tweek never seemed to mind it. Craig just didn't want his hands to be dirty when he would take Tweek's hand.
''Honey, I really don't know what you are talking about. Did someone upset you? We can go and beat them up together and we can play games after that.''
Tweek's look promised murder. ''It's you!'' Tweek screamed. ''How dare you show up here and act like nothing is wrong?! Why didn't you stand up for me?''
Craig was finally blessed with realization. ''Oh, is this about our franchise? Don't worry babe, nobody was upset with you. We can come back tomorrow and we can continue playing as normal.''
Tweek pulled on his hair.
''Babe, don't do that. You will hurt yourself.''
''Don't call me babe! How dare you call me babe now when you are fine with me not having my own movies?! And you will have more than three and several shows! And another thing, why is that in movie I am in, I have to be defeated by you?''
''But of course Super Craig would defeat Wonder Tweek. That makes sense.'' Craig was getting annoyed. He just wanted for Tweek to be impressed with how cool he was but it seemed like that wasn't going to happen.
''Oh, so you think you are stronger than me, is that it?!''
He furrowed his brows in concentration.
Tread carefully, don't say something to upset him.
''Not necessarily that, but in our duo, you are here to stun enemies so I can punch them.''
Nailed it.
It seemed like this was right thing to say; Tweek calmed down, and he had a sweet smile on his face. Craig was pleased with himself.
''So I'm your sidekick?''
''Uhmm sure, babe, if you want to.''
''I am not your sidekick!'' Tweek screamed from the top of his lungs. He paused to catch his breath and continued, ''I can fight on my own! I can't believe you didn't stand up for me, that you left me behind!''
Craig was getting angry. ''Left you behind?! You are the one that walked out on me!''
''Don't try to get out of this on a technicality! If I walked out, you were supposed to walk out with me!''
''I like Coon and Friends, why would I leave them behind?!''
''That's because you are selfish and you only care about your movies! I can't believe you are choosing Cartman over me! My group will be much more successful and better than your group!''
How Tweek is so good at making me lose my cool I will never know.
''Fine then! Go have fun with your super lame group! I don't even need you for our ultimate attacks, I will just use Stripe!'' This time Craig was yelling.
Tweek reached new octaves in his voice. ''Get out! Get out! Get out! The sleepover is cancelled and I don't want to see you until you apologize!''
''Oh yeah?! Well I don't want to see, you until you apologize for walking out on me!''
Craig flipped Tweek off, before walking away slamming all the doors he came across for good measure. He usually felt better when he flipped off someone. Not today though.
God damn it. Why do we always have to do things the hard way? I just wanted to be a good boyfriend and make some money so I can take Tweek on bunch of dates. Still, I will forgive him when he cools off. Tweek is also a good boyfriend and it's not healthy to hold grudges. It's not his fault Tweek's hero group was lame. I will just wait until he is prepared to apologize.
….
Two days later, Tweek was still not prepared to apologize. If they saw each other in school, Tweek would just glare at him. The worst part was, even Tolkien was pissed at him. He was also upset at Craig for being on Cartman's side and being okay with some members of hero group having worse treatment. Craig doubled down. Everyone and their mother was on his back and he was tired of that. For fuck's sake, their group, apparently called Freedom Pals, had Stan Marsh in it; plus, he had no idea what Mysterion's powers even were and Tweek's power worked better when combined with-
Me
somebody else, so he had no idea how that group would survive against Professor Chaos and his minions. Tolkien had good powers, but still… were they movie worthy?
For a leader, he guessed Doctor Timothy was the best choice out of all of them; still, Craig hated to admit, Cartman knew better than anyone how to organize their play time. So staying with Coon and friends was the best choice.
Now, only to make Tweek see that as well.
X
They were playing once again, and it was day three of the splitting of the group. It was kind of boring, he admitted to himself. He checked his phone for eleventh time during the last hour and there were no new messages from was weird, Tweek would usually text him tons of times during the day, often getting upset if Craig didn't answer fast enough, because he would be convinced something had happen to was it. He was going to march to Tweek and make things right with him. He missed him. Tweek would always listen to his rants about Cartman and he would always laugh to Craig's dumb jokes.
He was about to walk out, when he was stopped by The Coon. ''Super Craig , wait. Where are you going?''
Craig sighed.
''None of your business.''
''Super Craig, have a seat.''
Craig rolled his eyes, but he did what he was told. ''Super Craig, I can see that you are suffering. After all that break up was not easy on you and that betrayal must have hurt a lot.''
''What? Tweek and I didn't break up.''
The Coon looked like was pitying him. ''Oh, poor naïve Craig. The two of you had a fight and now you don't talk? Of course you broke up.''
Craig was uncertain now.
''Tweek would tell me that we broke up.'' Still, he couldn't deny that Tweek was not talking with him. ''He would never do that without telling me.''
''Just like he would never walk out on you? Face it Craig, your boyfriend dumped you. I even heard Tweek and Kenny laughing about that.''
Craig felt pang in his chest. ''You did?'' He could not believe it, but Cartman was telling the truth; Tweek had walked out on him. Tweek betrayed him.
Cartman put his hand on Craig's arm. ''I sure did. Those little traitors were having the time of their lives. But Coon and Friends will never let you down.'' His voice sounded patronizing now and Craig had always hated that tone in his voice. ''Remember our talks about balls in relationships? You have to show balls, trust me, and when Tweek sees how tough you are and how our group is much better than his, he will come crawling back to you.''
Craig was still in disbelief that Tweek had actually dumped him. Time for damage control. Cartman was right, show as much balls as possible and Tweek would beg him to be together again. He couldn't believe he had been about to make things worse by going over to Tweek's place. ''Yes, you are right. Our group is much better than those bunch of mismatched jerks.''
''I am so glad we had this little talk Craig. We will be even stronger soon. I will recruit King Douchebag in our group before they get to them, so we will be even stronger.''
x
When Craig returned home, he barely ate any dinner. He was mostly just playing with the food, moving it from one end of the plate to another. He was lost in thought, in fact so much that, he didn't even react when Tricia flipped him off. That alarmed his parents and alerted them that something was wrong. He denied it though, saying he was just tired from school and he would go to bed early.
Craig lay down and opened ,for tenth time today Tweek's Coonstagram page. This time Tweek had posted something. It was a picture of his lame-ass hero group smiling in front of the retirement home. Apparently, they did some kind of volunteer work.
So, his phone was not broken. He is capable of using it. He just doesn't want to text me. Cartman is right, Tweek broke up with me.
He pulled Stripe out of his cage and hugged him.
At least I have you, Stripe.
His eyes filled with tears. He remembered the first time he called Tweek honey.
He is so upset over finding Stripe#3 dead, Craig locks himself in his bedroom after giving his beloved pet a proper burial. He texts Tweek that he is ill and that he won't be able to play today. Tweek agrees to postpone their play date. He turns off his phone, lies on his bed and he just starts crying. He never cries in public, he is not a crybaby like Clyde. Still, Stripe was an amazing pet and he deserves to have tears shed for him .He cries for what he feels for hours ,but instead barely half an hour passes. Suddenly, Tweek is in his room.
Craig freezes. Shit, he totally forgot that Tweek has the extra key to his room. And now Tweek has seen him crying and Tweek will get upset and he will freak out. Craig tried to put on his indifferent face but it's so difficult.
''Nnngh, Craig, are you okay?! You didn't respond to my texts and I got so worried, I thought you fell into a coma, or that gnomes caught you. I was so worried!''
Craig really tries his best not to cry, but he can't stop his tears. ''If you tell anybody about this, I will never forgive you.'' He tries to sound tough but his voice sounds weak and tired. He is surprised, but Tweek doesn't freak out. Instead he sits next to him and gives him the gentlest possible hug. ''What's wrong?''
''Stripe died. Stripe died alone. I wasn't there for him, and I am a terrible owner.'' He breaks down into terrible, ugly sobs. Tweek just holds him and pets his hair. ''It's okay, Craig, let it all out.'' And he does. Later, he feels embarrassed about his snot dripping all over Tweek's shirt, but Tweek doesn't mind. Still, Craig gives him one of his old hoodies to wear ( in fact, later that hoodie would become one of the bases of Tweek's superhero costume). He feels better. Later, he talks with Tweek about all the fun little stories regarding Stripe and Tweek is laughing with him. Tweek is strangely calm and he doesn't twitch as much. It's like his whole being is focused on Craig and making him feel better and Craig allows that feeling to overcome him.
One month later Tweek looks nervous as he hands him guinea pig. ''Nnngh, if you are not ready, he can be at my place all the time and you can visit him. Still, he is my gift to you. I also bought him a pirate suit because I think it looks cute.'' Tweek looks at him nervously.
Soft brown fur, white stripe across his body. Stripe the Fourth is perfect.
''Oh, honey. He is perfect. Thank you.''
There is a light blush on both of their faces, because only now does Craig realize what he called him. But- that was okay, right? They are boyfriends, so pet names are okay. He holds Tweek's hand. ''Thank you honey.''
''You're, augh, welcome.''Tweek starts twitching.
So cute.
He is so lucky to have Tweek in his life. Now all of that gone. Tweek broke up with him and didn't even tell him. Everything was lost. Well, whatever, if Tweek wanted to get back together, he would have to apologize first. It was only a matter of time until Tweek came back to him. Rumors about them breaking up would spread and Tweek wouldn't be able to deal with everyone being sad and would ask him once again to be back together.
Yes, best to wait it out.
X
One week later, Tweek was nowhere ready to apologize; instead he would glare at Craig at school and he would spend all of his time with Tolkien, stupid Stan Marsh, Timmy, and Kenny. Not that Craig was actively going to places he knew Tweek would be of course. Besides, if he wanted to know any kind of update regarding Tweek he would find out by stalking - No, by checking Tweek's Coonstagram page, and he could always ask Clyde regarding the update. Clyde was still talking to Tweek as normal. Craig didn't ask Clyde if Tweek talked about him even though he desperately wanted to know. Clyde would tell that to Tweek, and then the whole act of showing off his balls would lose its point.
Of course, fucking South Park disappointed him once again; this time, the town didn't give a fuck that they broke up, so nobody was sad besides Craig. It got him thinking. What made the town care about this last time?
Of course, the Asian girls. Now that he thought about it, there was a serious lack of fanart around the school. So that must have meant that the Asian girls hadn't heard about the break up and hadn't started drawing them all sad, which implied that the town wasn't influenced by sad fanart and that was why nobody was sad!
Get the Asian girls support, get Tweek to apologize first.
Craig scheduled a secret meeting after school with the Asian girls. His plan was simple. Act mad at them and tell them to stop drawing them together because he and Tweek broke up. They would get sad and that would influence the whole town, which would also influence Tweek to seek him out first.
He gave his best glare to Lisa Akimoto, the president of TweekxCraig fanclub. ''Yeah, I need you to stop drawing this shit. Tweek and I aren't together anymore.''
Lisa and some of the members of the fanclub started talking in a language he didn't understand. Something told him his plan wasn't going to be successful. One of the club members took over.
''Yeah, we know. Call Girl told us you didn't stand up for him.'' Some of the members glared at him.
What the fuck? Who the fuck is Call Girl?
''What the fuck are they talking about?'' This time he glared at them for real.
''Huh? I don't know, that was Japanese, I am Korean.'' The same member replied.
This time Lisa took over the conversation. ''Look, Craig. Because we care about Tweek, this time we won't get involved in your issues. Even though Creek is our OTP, some members started shipping Tweek with other people. Kenny was an especially popular choice.''
''Kenny is not even gay!'' Craig almost screamed.
Lisa was confused. ''What does that have to do with anything? Look, the truth is, you already cheated on Tweek once and now you are not supportive. We will not have any part in getting the two of you back together, unless Tweek wants that. Still, since you are part of our OTP, we will distribute our fanart across the town, as something like a tribute to your love. Maybe seeing them again will cause Tweek to find enough love in his heart to forgive you when you apologize.''
Craig was pissed off now. ''I will never apologize! He should apologize first! He walked out on me! When you walk out on someone you don't get to make the rules!''
This time the whole fanclub glared at him. ''A good boyfriend stands by his boyfriend and supports him. You should apologize first.''
''God damn it!'' Craig muttered while walking away. He hadn't understood half of things Lisa had told him.
The fuck is OTP?
X
He walked to Stark's pond. His legs automatically led him to their tree.
He and Tweek like to skip rocks on that pond. Craig would usually win, because in the last moment, Tweek would start twitching and his angle would be all wrong. This time, Tweek wins in every single round. Tweek has such a pretty smile on his face, Craig can't get upset at losing so many times in a row.
Kiss him. Kiss him, you coward.
But he can't. Because he is a coward. Instead, he takes out his Swiss army knife his father gifted to him ( ''But keep it a secret from your mother Craig'') and he says, while carving a heart with C+T in it, how this is Tweek's reward for being the champion. Tweek gives him a bone-crushing hug. While he returns the hug, he thinks about how Tweek is the coolest boyfriend ever. He is strong, great in fighting, can be friends with any group and for some reason he wants to be with Craig.
Craig is so happy. Craig touched that carving in the three and thought that it was everything that was left from his relationship, and he felt so sad.
X
Three days later, Craig was not sad anymore, he was angry. He would not apologize first. Tweek should be the one to apologize first, not only for walking away but for breaking up with him without even telling him. Tweek also never posted anything about him; instead he kept posting his hero group doing volunteer work and basically living his best life, all without Craig. Well, Craig was capable of doing that as well, thank you very much.
After New Kid helped him find Stripe, he made sure he got the happiest possible selfie with the guinea pig. He posted it with the caption, ''Me and my super partner – Stripe is so loyal and doesn't get butthurt when he's little later on franchise plan than me LIKE SOMEONE.''
Yes, vague enough, nobody will get he was sub-gramming Tweek.
Not even ten minutes later, Tweek was in his comment section.
''You replaced me with the guinea pig?! THAT I BOUGHT YOU?! YOU ARE SUCH A CHILD!''
Oh, so Tweek was capable of seeing his page, he just didn't want to send him any messages.
Time to show some balls.
He typed a message: ''Dude, get off my post.''
He was prepared for Tweek's DM in which he begged him for another chance. Two hours later, Tweek still hadn't sent him anything.
Craig plopped onto his pillows. Why is Tweek so complicated? He just has to apologize, and I will take him back.
X
Craig decided that he actually hated Tweek now. He hated how Tweek broke up with him without telling him, he hated how he acted miserable without him, he hated how he missed holding Tweek's hand. On the day after Craig's close encounter with death, after he was surrounded with lava, he typed a message on his phone to Tweek:
I almost died today. But in the end, he didn't send it.
Tweek was a traitor. He was Traitor Dickbag. Yup, that's how he was going to rename him in his phone. That made him smile. However, that smile was soon lost when he saw all of their old messages. There were hundreds of messages daily. He missed that.
Craig was now angry. How dare Tweek to break up with him and not return his stuff? So he wrote a note.
To: Traitor DickBag
Give me my fucking laptop!
Today was Friday, which meant that Tweek was at his parents' coffee shop. Craig lingered in front of the shop, trying to collect the balls to actually face Tweek. These days when they would see each other, the insults and fists would fly, and he was tired of fighting. Plus, there was the whole issue of Tweek's father, who was definitely way too invested in their relationship and would probably try to get them back together.
Craig just wanted his laptop back. He pressed his face up against the window in an effort to see that familiar cloud of blonde hair. Because if he saw Tweek he could talk with him - about the laptop, and definitely not about their relationship. This was all about the laptop after all.
He felt like somebody was watching him.
Shit, it's New Kid. New Kid was so weird. Craig was certain that out of all of them, they actually had some real powers. Putting aside their farts that were able to bend reality, Craig always felt like New Kid could telepathically communicate with him, because Craig would always answer back to them, without even remembering that New Kid had said something.
''Get my fucking laptop from that prick.''
He gave the note to New Kid, ignoring the pang in his chest. After all this was all about the laptop and getting his stuff back so he could move on.
X
Of course, Traitor Dickbag was true to his name, and he demanded for Craig to return Stripe to him before he would even consider giving up the laptop. Craig was so angry, but at the end, he gave Stripe to New Kid, not forgetting to insist that Tweek was the one in the wrong. Tweek walked out on HIM, and Tweek had no business with making up the rules. He hoped his group would encounter Freedom Pals so he could beat the shit out of them.
He totally ignored that the only reason they were able to be victorious the last time was because of the New Kid, of course.
Craig couldn't believe that Tweek actually asked for relationship counseling though. At first he didn't want to go, but since Tweek was the one who actually made the first step, he guessed he may as well do it. In a moment of weakness he had asked New Kid the day before if- did Tweek ever talked about him. New Kid was not Clyde, and he believed they would not tell this to anyone, especially Tweek. Buttlord didn't answer him though; they just looked at him with that blank stare of theirs like the Craig was the one who should know the answer to that question.
''I don't know , why don't you ask him yourself, Craig? Craig bet that would have been New Kid's answer. But he couldn't ask Tweek that… could he?
Today was Sunday, and it was around noon. That meant the Tweak's coffee shop was full of people and that Tweek's parents would have told him to help out. Because there were so many people around, nobody would notice if Craig looked through the windows. He told himself he was just looking around to see Stripe and his laptop, and he was definitely not looking around for that cloud of messy, blonde hair.
''What are you doing?'' Craig heard Tweek's voice.
Craig jumped, startled, and prayed to God that he had imagined Tweek's voice. But of course, when he turned around, he saw Tweek standing there.
''Uhm…looking for my laptop?'' Craig said uncertainly.
Tweek stared at him.
''Staring inside the coffee shop was your way of finding your laptop?''
''Ugh-'' Craig desperately tried to think up some quick excuse, but it was no good; Tweek was much better than him in improvisation.This would be much easier if Tweek wasn't stating at him. He felt his pulse quickening, his face got increasingly redder and he got tongue- tied. He really wanted to pull his chullo over his eyes, in an effort to convince himself that this was not happening. ''Show some balls, Craig, Tweek will love that.'' He suddenly remembered Cartman's words.
''I am going to be much better than you in our counseling session!'' Craig almost yelled.
''Nhhg, what?!''
''Yeah! I am going to talk much more than you!''
Tweek just stared at him, for the first time looking like he was hurt and not angry. ''You were supposed to be on my side. You are my boyfriend, I trusted you.''
Before he could come up with an answer to that, Craig heard Tweek's mother calling for him to return and help out. Craig used this as an excuse to run from the whole situation, trying to convince himself this whole thing was not a disaster. Later while he stalked, no- while he was browsing Tweek's Coonstagram, he saw new post from Tweek.
''You know when someone says that they're gonna do something and you think you can trust him, but they don't, and they are super lame instead? I hate that.''
That dick. At least I was more vague when I posted about Tweek.
He wrote on Tweek's post.
''Don't sub-gram me, dick.'' It didn't take long for Tweek to answer.
''Who said this was about you? You think EVERYTHING is about you!
Craig smiled. He could imagine Tweek getting upset, letting out his frustrated sounds, and Craig was happy. This was more interaction that they ever had since that cancelled sleep over, not including all the fights they'd had as a group of course. This post proved that Tweek was still thinking about him.
''Because it is. Jesus, dude.''
Maybe that counseling was a good idea. He was now glad he was going. Plus, he was going to have New Kid there as support. His team always won when New Kid was a part of his group.
X
Expectations were endless. Even though they were strong, as soon as they defeated one Expectation three more came in their place. Craig was getting tired and Tweek looked in rough shape. He felt bad because Tweek had already used his powers to heal him, even though Tweek looked like he would benefit more from that.
''You boys need to work together if you're gonna eliminate all of those Expectations, mkay!'' Craig heard Mr. Mackey's voice.
Realization hit him. Fuck that pride, fuck showing balls, he just wanted to hold Tweek's hand again.
When Tweek accepted him once again, and gave him his hand, Craig felt like he was floating. They beat the shit out of all those Expectations- because they were unstoppable when they were together.
The two of them were going to Tweek's house. Tweek wanted to return Stripe to him. He never let go of Craig's hand, and Craig felt like he was walking on clouds again. He entered Tweek's room. Craig had missed this place. Tweek looked embarrassed as he was showing him Stripe and how he had taken good care of him.
''I was angry and upset. I will never take Stripe from you again. But look, I really took good care of him.''
Stripe was popcorning and Tweek laughed, and Craig had so much trouble deciding who was cuter.
Kiss him, kiss him you coward. But I can't just go and do that, right? It would upset Tweek, and things between us are finally good again.
''What?'' Tweek looked at him worriedly. ''Is there something on my face? Oh, God I bet it's mustard -''
Craig cut Tweek off. ''No, you look great, babe.''
Tweek lightly blushed, before his worried look returned. ''What is it, then? You have such an intense look on your face.''
''I am just thinking about something.''
''About what? You are freaking me out Craig.''
''About kissing you.'' Craig whispered.
Tweek had a startled look on his face. Still, he didn't look disgusted or put off. Craig took that as a good sign.
He approached Tweek cautiously. He put his forehead on Tweek's, enveloped their fingers together. Both of their faces were so red. ''We don't have to do this today, if you don't want to. It's just, I really like you Tweek. I missed you.''
Tweek had a determined look on his face. ''I missed you too. I like you too. Craig, have you ever kissed someone?''
''Mhm, one of the girls that worked for Butters. I didn't like it, though''
Tweek started laughing. ''Yeah, me too. And we gave so much shit to Butters for never kissing somebody.''
Craid deadpanned, ''He deserved it though.''
Tweek laughed again. ''Yeah. He did. I want to kiss you, though, but I am so scared.''
Craig could hear the drumming of his heart. ''Yeah, me too. But we'll go through this together.''
Tweek nodded. ''Yes, together.''
Their lips were getting closer and closer; if Tweek said something, there was no way Craig could hear it; he could only hear his heart, and he couldn't feel his legs anymore, because Tweek's lips were on his, and his palms were sweaty and he was focused so much on that feather light touch on his lips he felt like was flying. Tweek's lips were surprisingly soft and he knew, for sure, that those were the lips that he wanted to kiss his whole life.
''How was that?'' Tweek looked at him with an expression that was mix of shyness and uncertainty.
Craig was certain he'd forgotten how to talk.
''I am floating,'' he said stupidly.
Tweek laughed. ''That's so gay, dude!''
''Huh? Uhmm you are gay?''
Tweek playfully smacked his shoulder. He now looked proud of himself. ''Well, I liked it too.''
The blonde pulled Craig downstairs to living room. He placed him on the sofa, put Stripe on his lap, and sat next to him.
''Red Racer is on. I love this episode.''
Tweek made himself more comfortable by placing his head on Craig's shoulder. With Stripe on his lap and while watching Red Racer winning, Craig thought to himself that this was the best moment in his life.
X
Beating the shit out of ''Mitch Conner'' aka Eric Cartman together with his awesome boyfriend and the rest of the Freedom Pals was one of Craig's favorite moments of his life.
He kicked Cartman while he was down. ''That's for making me believe Tweek broke up with me. ''It was the aftermath of the final battle, and Craig was God damn tired of the super heroes.
He took Tweek's hand while they walked home. ''Let's play something else tomorrow, I am tired of God damn superheroes.''
''Nngh, what?''
''Hmm. You still have that witch costume? You can be the witch and I will be your trusty demon cat familiar. You can curse those God damn assholes- I bet they will be scared of you.''
Tweek lightly kissed Craig's hand.
''Yeah, it's been a while since we played that.''
Craig gave him one of his rare smiles. ''Let's hurry up, Red Racer will start soon.'' They raced down the street towards Craig's house, Craig running on cloud nine while Tweek's joyous laughter echoed around him.