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"average person breaks their nose once a year" factoid is actually just a statistical error. Regulus Black, a snarky idiot with an immensely punchable face who breaks his nose seven times a year, is an outlier and should not have been counted.
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Sirius is getting seriously concerned with how often his little brother is getting his arse kicked, and brings him to Welton Academy's underground fight club. Somewhere along the line, Regulus falls in love, walks five miles through the mud, and kicks Lucius Malfoy's shiny white teeth in. Not necessarily in that order.
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