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Yujin Mikotoba was picking berries in his garden cause he was gonna make a fruit salad.
Suddenly, he saw Ryunosuke Naruhodo there
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"Hello, Ryunosuke Naruhodo," said the Professor. "Which berries do you prefer? Blackberries, blueberries, or sta
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Ryunosuke thought for a moment before pointing to the professor and punching him in the face. "I fucking hate berries, you bastard."
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Yujin Mikotoba laughed, "that's exactly why I got these berries for you. Ryunosuke stared ahead, a sigh of exasperation left him.
"You are such a troll."
Suddenly the wall explod
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ed and from it emerged Hosonaga. Apparently while in an investigation he took a gig as demolitionist to get closer to the scene (don't ask me why demolitionist).
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Red liquid slid down Hosonaga's mouth and he wiped it with a napkin. "don't worry mr naruhodo" Hosonaga explained, "it's just fruit juice. rasperry is my favourite fruit barring all the lawyers in this universe."
Naruhodo was relieved because Hosonaga would not die in front of him from tuberculosis. he still fucking hated berries tho.
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"why can't you have some other liquid coming out of your mouth, I already told you that I hate berries," said Naruhodo and punched him in the face. Now blood was streaming out of his m
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milk jug which was rather strange. Naruhodo examined the jug while the victim was unconscious from the punch. It appeared that the jug was filled with cow blood not milk. A mostly peculiar find.
Anyway, Naruhodo decided to treat himself to a McDonals's. Chiken nuggets
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"Professor do you want to get chikn nuggies with me?" Ryunosuke asked Yujin who replied with a simple nod. The two men were off to mcdonals. Once they got there Ryunosuke looked behind the counter and gasped. It was his good close f r i e n d Kazuma Asogi, working at the mcdonals cash register. "KAZUMA!!" Ryunosuke cried out of excitement at seeing his really close completely platonic buddy. "Partner what brings you to mcdonals? I thought you were spending the day with Yujin Mikotoba."
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"Well, Ryunosuke, my partner. I have been thinking," Kazuma pondered. "We have been through a lot and I have given it some thought." "What troubles you, Kazuma." Runo asked. "Professor Mikotoba, I want to marry Ryunosuke Naruhodo" Kazuma proposed "Please grant us your wishes" Yujin and Runo were stunned "Kazuma, in a McDonalds?" Runo said "Whatever, I accept, I love you so much" "You have my best wishes" Yujin said proudly.