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Obama was sitting in the oval office one day, pondering how to run the country. "If only I could call a famous legal figure from the past to help me improve America's justice system," he thought.
Suddenly, there was a flash of li
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Light and Kazuma Asogi who reinvented the english and japanese justice system appeared on his lap. Very confused
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, Obama said: "Who are you?"
Kazuma Asougi turned around on Obama's lap and looked agitated. "What? You're the president of this country and you don't even know your legal history?"
He then grabbed his chin, leaned in and kissed him passionately on the lips
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Obama didn't know what was happening... but he was kind of into it. They passionately made out for a while until Kazuma remembered the reason he came in the first place. "What is it you need my help with?" To be honest Obama forgot that he asked for
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but he knew that Kazuma was secretly filthy rich and would be able to help.
"Give me all your fucking money!"
That's right, Obama was going to rob Kazuma.
"No, you're getting mugged!"
How could Obama be uno reversed like this? He never saw
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the great ace attorney playthroughs on youtube, he doesn't know what kazuma wants. this is confusing the former president. this samurai might be on to his head but he doesn't really know. what does this japanese student from the meiji era want from him???? this is bad, is someone going to save him from this character's deadly gaze?
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Obama stood and decided he would find a way to befriend the long dead samurai himself.
"Kazuma Asogi... Put down your blade and let's talk this out like men."
Kazuma held his ground and glared at the former president, "I don't trust you.."
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"Hey," said Obama calmly, "I know we don't know each other and clearly there is distrust from one another. Let me be clear,I believe your knowledge will Be crucial to changing the American legal system for the better. To make the legal system of my fellow americans of the future a better legal system."
Kazuma puta down Karuma and
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obama pulls his face in and they start making out again. but Kazuma had other plans. while Kazuma trailed his hand down obama's torso he felt for obama's wallet in his back pocket. a true samurai never lets his guard down. Obama doesn't notice, his tongue thoroughly checking Kazuma's molars just in case he hid a bomb in there. Little did he know, kazuma was about to take his entire life savings and his position as a president too.
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While kissing Obama passionately, Kazuma pulls out a knife. But he doesn't want this to stop, so he drops the knife and keeps going.
Legends say that they are still making out to this day.