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Kristoph Gavin was having a lovely evening. He was about to preform a ritual (something he does as his hobby) to summon Cthulhu. Suddenly
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a bird flew through his opened window (which was opened because he is a very bad ritualist) and knocked over some candles, which caused an odd reaction in the circle.
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A very powerful form of Cthulhu appeared in the circle, its wings flaring behind it as it appeared. "IT IS I CTHULHU" it roared. kristoph gavin smirked. Maya's dad has finally been summoned. now he could
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seduce the monster, after all Kristoph Gavin is a well known monster fucker. "Hey baby whats goin on?" he attempted, but maya's dad Cthulu wasn't impressed.
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"I am already happily married to my husband, who is Maya and Mias second dad, and I am not going to cheat on him, especially not with you. You look ugly". Kristoph was naturally very offended by his words.
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"I combed my hair for 3 hours this morning, and I even painted my nails! How dare you say that!" Kristoph yelled, trying to act tough but actually he was crying. "That color is so tacky." Cthulhu said. "Nobody likes you."
Kristoph was seething with rage because he was right.
"FINE!" He exclaimed. "I'M NEVER SUMMONING YOU AGAIN!"
"Please don't," Cthulhu said, but he didnt disappear yet.
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After all, Cthulhu was in fact needing something before he left.
"Give us the crystal, Kristoph Gavin."
Kristoph rushed to his feet and chucked the bottles of nail polish at Cthulhu.
"Never!"
Cthulhu was momentarily distracted by the spilt nail polish and so Kristoph Gavin used the opportunity to make his escape. Maniacally laughin g
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avin jumped off a cliff to save himself but Cthulhu caught him in time just to snatch the crystal. "Kristoph, we can talk through this." said Cthulhu. His tone was endearing, endearing enough to penetrate Kristoph's cold, dark heart. "Lu..." Gavin said. and then they kissed passionately
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Cthulhu sighed against Kristoph, wrapping his tentacles around the man. Gavin put his hands on whatever was around Cthulhu's face, he couldn't quite tell where exactly he was kissing. He didn't care, he realized he truly loved Cthulhu.
Cthulhu pulled back and said, "Will you marry me, Kristoph?"
"Yes!!"
Then they got married and lived happily ever after.