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Hello, TitanRoar, and welcome to SexualityConnect .Trost.us! Would you like to find a match?
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You have been connected with TheCorporal. Would you like to start a chat?
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[TheCorporal has accepted your invitation]
You have been engaged in chat mode! Start typing to say hello!
You: Hello!
Hi
Anybody there????!!!????
TheCorporal: Oi brat be patient
God I hope your not this clingy all the time
You: hello!!!
Hey :( Meanie
Sup?
TheCorporal: What is that sign?
The :( sign
Is it some slang?
You: Did u rly just ask me what :( was???
OMG r u a teacher?
Did I get connected with a teacher???
OMG isnt that not allowed???
TheCorporal: look brat I'm sorry if I'm not stupid enough to do weird fucking bracket signs and not be bothered to write out whole words but I'm not a fucking teacher.
Now what is :(
You: Jeez who pissed in ur coffee today
TheCorporal: *Your
You: oh so ur the fuckin grammer police now?
TheCorporal: *You're *fucking *grammar
You: Look, do u wanna know what :( is or not
TheCorporal: fine
You: it's frowny face
The : are the eyes and the ( is the sad mouth
TheCorporal: oh
:( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(
:) :3 :0 :* :S
You: Jeez calm down
It's not that exciting
TheCorporal: oh shut it brat
Hey, the bell rang.
Not really that nice talking to you to be honest
See ya round brat
You: Wait!
[You are typing]
[You are typing]
[You are typing]
You: Could i save ur username? So we can talk later
If u want
I dont really mind
I just thought maybe
TheCorporal: sure
Knock yourself out
Just dont be annoying
Dont really know why you would want to though im kind of an asshole
You: yeah i figured
See u later?
:)
TheCorporal: whatever
[TheCorporal is typing]
[TheCorporal is typing]
TheCorporal: :)
[You are typing]
[TheCorporal has disconnected]
Are you sure you would like to disconnect?
-Yes
[You have disconnected]
Eren groaned, stuffing his phone back into his pocket (yeah, they were meant to be kept in the lockers during the day time, but hey, he had a reputation to uphold here). Stupid sassy gay guy, with his stupid grammar-policey-ness, and his stupid emoji obsession Eren feared he had accidentally started. God, why did he ask for his username? It was bad enough him- him, jock, popular, fucking sexy if he did say so himself- was gay, let alone on a gay website, let alone making gay friends! (Although he had always wanted one- he needed somebody to make gay puns to)
God. Being gay was fucking intense.
He swiped at his face with his sleeve, hoping he could some how wipe away the blush coating it. (Why the fuck was he blushing anyway?? He was cool, sassy, confident Eren Jeager. He didnt blush.) And slammed his locker closed.
Great. He was going to be late for history.
This day just couldnt get any worse, could it?
~
The rest of the morning went by without any major troubles, and by lunchtime Eren had mostly forgotten about the grammar-loving mystery boy. He sat where he normally did; what was known as the 'cool table' (honestly he had no idea why people called it that- I mean, for Gods sake, Jean sat there) The chatter was normal, boring, nothing that intrested him, until something Jean said something that irked him.
"Have you guys heard about that new faggot website??" It was said leisurely, probably not thought through, probably because there was nothing else he could think to say. The others didn't even take it seriously, knowing Jean was an asshole who spoke before he thought.
But Eren did.
His head snapped up, chartreuse eyes glinting venemously. "What did you say?"
The sentence was spat from his lips like poison, and the table fell silent. The last time Eren looked this mad was when Connie accidentally insulted Rupaul.
Jean forced a laugh, surprised. "What?"
"I said what did you say, Kirschtein?"
Hazel eyes flicked worriedly to the side, and the rest of the room, as if noticing something was off, lapsed into silence too. They were all watching, waiting, the suffocating atmosphere swelling to all corners of the room.
Maybe, if less people were watching, Jean would of backed down. But they were both too arrogant for there own good.
Jean slammed his hands onto the table, knocking over his plate (followed by Sasha scrambling to get the food that had fallen).
"I said, have you checked out that faggot website. Fuck, Jaeger, are you deaf as well as gay?"
"Im not fucking gay, hypocrite!"
(If anyone noticed the blush blossoming on both 'definitely straight' boys, they said nothing)
Jean stuffed his fingers in his ears. "LA, LA, LA! I CANT HEAR YOUUUUU!!"
"YOU'RE SO IMMATURE!"
"WHOSE THE HYPOCRITE NOW, HUH? FAGGOT!"
The argument might of gone on longer, but Eren was sick of Jeans stupid face and the rest of their fucking year gaping at him, and the word 'faggot'- god, why is being gay an insult? Why isnt 'straighty' an insult? Why was heterosexual the default sexuality?
That was what he was thinking when he punched Jean in the face. Thats what he was thinking when the lunch ladies dragged him away, when they stuffed him in Principal Pixis' waiting room, when he was told he was suspended, when they called up his father.
He was so sick of this. He knew, when he got back to school, they would treat him like a hero. Super strong, super tough, super buff, defender of faith Eren Jaeger. For breaking a guys nose (Even if he was an Asshole). Justice, right?
Popularity tired him.
If he really was the defender of faith people said him to be, the hero, the cool guy, the one everyone wanted know, then he would come out. And not run, never run again.
But he wasnt a fucking hero.
Because, in the end, all he could do was text TheCorporal
You: Why is everything so hard?