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Keralis has had a perfectly normal day. He dragged Xisuma off to sleep, he built another building, he heard explosions, Grian just flew through his window... Wait. GRIAN JUST FLEW THROUGH HIS WINDOW?!? Grian then, casually as if he did not just break Keralis's precious window, places 64 diamond blocks on Keralis's desk, sits in Keralis's most comfiest of chairs, and starts to talk about his FEELINGS. Feelings of all things. Feelings are not a Keralis job. Feelings are more of a Joe Hills job. Why on earth would Grian come to Keralis? Probably to break that window. Grian knows how much he loves that window.
Grian cleared his throat. "Keralis? Hello? Are you, even listening to me?" Grian asked, sounding annoyed. Keralis looked around desperately for an escape from this situation.
"Umm... Maybe? But in the case I wasn't listening, what did you say?" Keralis replied with absolutely no confidence. Grian started smacking his head on Keralis's table multiple times.
Then he took a deep breath and said "AS I WAS SAYING, I'm thinking of blowing up my mansion." Keralis started to think that putting Xisuma to sleep was easier then this. That's saying something. Getting Xisuma off his caffeine and under the covers is harder then it sounds.
Keralis thought for a bit and soon came to the most genius answer ever. "Maybe don't? You might regret it." Keralis mentally patted himself on the back. Maybe he wasn't so bad at this feelings thing after all. Grian looked like he wanted to scream.
Suddenly, Grian developed a mischievous twinkle in his eyes. "Hey Keralis, as a thank you, if you give me an unspecified amount of diamonds, I will give you a surprise!" Keralis agreed and handed over 2 stacks of diamond blocks. Grian quickly snatched the diamonds and tossed a piece of rotten flesh into Keralis's poor, unsuspecting face. Then he giggled and flew off.
As Keralis peeled the rotten flesh from his face, he yelled "PESKY BIRD!" And then Keralis mumbled under his breath "Well played, Grian, well played."