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Diego is eating out at a restaurant with Dave; across from them is another table, and a mother and her son are seated. The server comes up and asks what they want to eat.
The child bellows. "I wish to devour the unborn!"
Everything is silent; everyone is staring; Dave looks uncomfortable and is sure a villain is up to something.
The mother facepalms and says. "Eggs, he would like eggs,"
Diego bursts out laughing, which causes the room to go back to their own dinners, Dave is sheepish, but Diego has the story to tell Morgan now.