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    Stede pulled a face at that. “Hm, well, I don’t want to do any human sacrifices.”

    “Kinda rule number one of being in a cult,” Pete scoffed.

    “Ah! Not in this cult!” Stede beamed at him and looked around expectantly. “Remember? What’s our number one rule?”

    Roach raised his hand. “Don’t sacrifice my chicken.”

    “Not quite number one, but still high up,” Stede replied. “Swede?”

    “Stick to the chore schedule?”

    “Definitely in the top ten.” There were no more hands, and he sighed. “Come on! If we want to get a good result, we talk about it…”

    “As a cult,” the others chorused, some more reluctant than others.  

    AKA the Lovecraftian AU no one asked for!

    In which High Priest Stede struggles with nosy Badmintons, his cultists and the Spanish Inquisition. Meeting Edthulhu makes everything better. Now Stede just has to help the eldritch deity emerge fully into this world. It'll be fine! Probably!

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