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"Ignis." "O." "Ignis..." "Ano yun?" "...Naiihi ako." "Hindi ba sinabi kong umihi na ang lahat ng iihi sa nakaraang rest stop." "Kanina pa yun e. Saka marami akong nainom na sopdrink!" "Diyan ka na lang sa tabi ng kalsada o." "Noct naman, baka umurong pag may dumaan at makakita." "Takpan kita." "Salamat na lang Gladio, pero kilala kita. Ituturo mo pa ako at pagtatawanan." "Well, matagal pa ang susunod na rest stop kaya kailangang gumawa ng paraan." "Wala na bang walang lamang bote diyan? I-shoot mo na lang para di na natin kailanganing huminto." "Merong lata rito..." "Puwede na yan." "...Sige na nga." "Teka, lata...?" "Haaaayyyy salamat, nakaraos din!" "Huwag n'yong sabihing iyong latang..." "Sorry, Ignis." "Sorry? T-teka, kay Ignis ba to??" "May nakalagay na 'Ebony', di ba? Kanino pa ba?" "Prompto...INIINOM KO PA YAN!!" "Sorry, Ignis!! Sorry talaga!!!" "Ano'ng sorry, papalitan mo yan ng bago sa susunod na rest stop." "Hala galit na." "Parang bumibilis yata ang takbo natin..." "SORRY NA KASIIIIII!!!" |
"Ignis." "Yes?" "Ignis..." "What is it?" "...I need to pee." "Didn't I tell everyone to pee already at the previous rest stop?" "But it's been awhile. Plus I drank a lot of softdrinks!" "Do your business at the side of the road then." "But Noct, if someone passes by and sees it, it might go back in." "I'll cover you." "Thanks, Gladio, but I know you. You'll point at me and laugh." "Well, there's still a long way to go before the next rest stop so you need to find an alternative." "Do we have an empty bottle? Just shoot it inside so we don't have to stop the car." "There's a can here..." "That'll do." "...Okay then." "Wait, a can...?" "Phew! Thank the Six, I feel relieved now." "Don't tell me that can is..." "Sorry, Ignis." "Sorry? H-hold on, does this belong to Ignis?" "'Ebony' is written there, isn't it? Whose else could it be?" "Prompto...I WAS STILL DRINKING THAT!!" "Sorry, Ignis!! I'm really sorry!!!" "Sorry? You will procure a replacement at the next rest stop." "Oh no, he's mad." "Why does it feel like the car is speeding up..." "I SAID I'M SORRYYYY!!!" |