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This is actually a cult

Summary:

Lmao imagine they all find out they have sekais

I PROMISE IM FUNNY

Notes:

Ok so before anyone gets confused, we’re gonna pretend some events where they met didn’t happen thanks 🥰

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1: The day they all joined

Chapter Text

Hatsune Miku Created a Server

 

Hatsune Miku named the Server: Project Sekai!!!

 

Hatsune Miku added 20 users

 

Hatsune Miku

hi hi everyone! welcome to our server!!!! i made this because you might not know! you all have sekais! and i thought it was a good idea for everyone to meet and talk to each other :D

 

Hoshino Ichika

HATSUNME SMIKE?!?!

 

Tenma Saki

ah yes, 

 

hatsune smike 

 

BUT FR WHAT

 

Hoshino Ichika

other people have sekais?

 

Hanasato Minori

WOAH

 

HELLO HOSHINO-SAN

 

I didnt know you guys had Sekai! 

 

Tenma Saki

hello! i didnt know others had sekais either!

 

who else is here?

 

Azusawa Kohane

uh hello?

 

Hanasato Minori

WOAH Kohane!! you have sekai too?!?!

 

Azusawa Kohane

Yes! I have a Sekai with my girlfriend and my group :)

 

Shiraishi An

whoa this is super cool! nice to see you guys (i am said girlfriend)

 

Hanasato Minori

nice to meet you! im kohanes friend, minori!

 

Akiyama Mizuki

AN OMG YOU HAVE SEKAI?

 

Shiraishi An

MIZUKI OMG HELLO

 

Hoshino Ichika

This is getting kinda chaotic 😅 

 

i mean i don’t really know many people here

 

Azusawa Kohane

maybe we should do introductions? 

 

Shiraishi An

once again a flawless idea from my beautiful girlfriend

 

Azusawa Kohane

ah thank you an<3

 

Shiraishi An

<3

 

Tenma Saki

ok uh @everyone i tropics yourselves. Name, year and fun fact?

 

Im Saki Tenma, but you all can call me saki :) i’m in first year and im in a band! 

 

Shinonome Akito

ayo wtf

 

Shiraishi An

INTRODUCE YOURSELF AKITO

 

Shinonome Akito 

uh alr

 

Im akito shinonome. call me akito. first year and i can beatbox

 

Shiraishi An

lmao sry guys he’s dry

 

anyways Im An! im also first year and Kohane is my LOVELY girlfriend

 

Kiritani Haruka

oh wow hello an!!!

 

Shiraishi An

Haruka :0 you have sekai too!

 

Kiritani Haruka

yes :) im in the same group as minori!

 

anyways hello im Kiritani Haruka, also in first year and Im in an idol group <3 i hope we can all be friends

 

Hanasato Minori

OH YAY

 

uh im Minori! first year and i can mémorise any dance routine really quickly!

 

Akiyama Mizuki

yo that’s so cool

 

sup im mizuki and im a first year even if i never go to school because im too cool for that. uh im in an emo group lmao

 

Shinonome Ena

we’re not emo 😒

 

Shinonome Akito

ENA?!?!

 

Shinonome Ena

AKITO?! 

 

WTF YOU HAVE A SEKAI?

 

Shinonome Akito

YEAH?!

 

Azusawa Kohane

oh! you must be akito’s sister! nice to meet you! im his friend :)

 

Akiyama Mizuki

YO ENA HI

 

Shinonome Ena

hello! nice to meet you kohane-san!

 

and yes hi mizuki

 

Azusawa Kohane

oh i should introduce myself

 

im azusawa kohane! im a first year and i enjoy singing at live houses :)

 

Akiyama Mizuki

@everyone HURRY UP PEOPLE

 

Hoshino Ichika

ah! sorry! im ichika hoshino! im also a first year and im also in a band with saki!

 

Tenma Saki

Yay!! :D

 

Shinonome Ena

oh yeah

 

im ena, second year and i do night classes

 

Hinomori Shizuku

hello! im shizuku! second year and im not very good with technology:(

 

Shinonome Ena

oh hello shizuku is airi also here?

 

Hinomori Shizuku

hello! yes her phone is away right now

 

Shinonome Ena

ok! 

 

Mochizuki Honami

uh hello what is this?

 

Tenma Saki

Honami-chan! its a group chat with people who also have Sekai’s!

 

Mochizuki Honami

oh wow! guess i should introduce myself then :)

 

Im Honami, first year. I enjoy cleaning and occasionally work as a housekeeper

 

Akiyama Mizuki

ENA 

 

OMG ITS HER

 

Shinonome Ena

mizuki you’re going to scare her away

 

Movhizuki Honami

sorry i don’t quite understand?

 

Shinonome Ena

do you happen to know someone named kanade?

 

Mochizuki Honami

oh yes! i go over to help clean for her :) why do you ask?

 

Akiyama Mizuki

she talks about you a lot! all good things i promise. we hear a lot over nightcord

 

Mochizuki Honami

oh! if you’re her friends over nightcord then she talks about you as well! ive hear quite a bit about you but i didn’t know you also had sekai!

 

Shiraishi An

just gonna chime in with the fact we all somehow know each other

 

Kiritani Haruka

well i mean i think we all live in the same area? so its kind of inevitable 

 

Shiraishi An

lmao yeah

 

Yoisaki Kanade

oh hello

 

Akiyama Mizuki

Kanade! you’re actually up at this time?

 

Yoisaki Kanade

notifications 

 

Akiyama Mizuki

ah makes sense

 

introduce yourself tho!

 

Yoisaki Kanade

ok

 

im kanade. don’t go to school and i compose music

 

Hanasato Minori

cool! that sounds fun! what kind of songs do you make?

 

Yoisaki Kanade

i don’t know? its been described as meaningful?

 

Akiyama Mizuki

minori-chan do you mind if i send you a link? its something we’re all working on rn!

 

Hanasato Minori

that would be awesome! i can’t wait!

 

Shiraishi An

that’s cool and all but miku added 20 people and only like half of us are here 

 

WHERE IS EVERYONE

 

Aoyagi Toya

oh hello! apologies i was studying 

 

Shinonome Akito

hi toya

 

Shiraishi An

bro comes back from the dead to see his boyfriend ok

 

Shinonome Akito

we’re not dating

 

Shiraishi An

mhm. ok. 

 

Shinonome Akito

WERE NOT

 

Aoyagi Toya

anyways…

 

im Aoyagi Toya! first year and i am also in the same group as an, kohane and akito <3

 

Shiraishi An

all of vivid bad squad is here let’s gooo

 

Akiyama Mizuki

we’re almost all here is mafuyu didnt have THINGS

 

Momoi Airi

lmao hey guys this is rlly fun

 

im Airi! second year and im super fun and cool (and childhood friends with ena)

 

Hinomori Shizuku

Airi-chan! :D

 

Momoi Airi

hello shizu <3

 

Shinonome Ena

love to see it

 

Hanasato Minori

oh More! More! Jump! is complete too now!

 

Hoshino Ichika

hold on let me try to get shiho online

 

Hinomori Shizuku

:0 shiho has a sekai too?

 

Tenma Saki

yeah! were all in a band together!!!

 

Hinomori Shizuku

yay!

 

Hinomori Shiho

hello? 

 

oh

 

uh im shiho? first year and i play bass

 

Hinomori Shizuku

Shiho! :D

 

Hinomori Shiho

hello shizuku :)

 

Shiraishi An

ok so that’s 15 people

 

WHERES THE LAST FIVE

 

Asahina Mafuyu

i was told to check this?

 

oh hello everyone

 

i wasn’t expecting there to be others who have sekai’s

 

Akiyama Mizuki

YES NIIGO IS COMPLETE

 

introduce yourself mafuyu

 

Asahina Mafuyu

Im Asahina Mafuyu. You’re welcome to just call me by my given name. Im a second year at miyamasuzaka academy and i make the lyrics for out songs :)

 

Azusawa Kohane

oh i saw you in the sports festival! you were very cool :D

 

Asahina Mafuyu

ah thank you! i appreciate it

 

Otori Emu

WONDERHOY!!! WHATS THIS?!?!

 

Hoshino Ichika

Otori-san! you have a sekai as well?

 

Otori Emu

WOAH YEAH ME AND MY FRIENDS DO

 

ITS SUPER WONDERHOY

 

Asahina Mafuyu

oh hello otori-san

 

Otori Emu

WUAH HI ASAHINA SENPAI

 

SORRY I DIDNT TEXT SOONER WE WERE PRACTOCING :D

 

Akiyama Mizuki

ooo fun what were you practicing?

 

Otori Emu

TSUKASA WANTED TO SHOW US A NEW SCRIPT FOR A NEW SHOW!!!

 

Tenma Saki

TSUKASA?!?!

 

THATS MY BROTHER HUH

 

Otori Emu

WOAH THATS SO COOL

 

WE HAVE A SEKAI

 

Aoyagi Toya

so Tsukasa-Senpai has a sekai too? that’s wonderful :)

 

Mochizuki Honami

hello otori-san! i was wondering who else is in your troupe?

 

Otori Emu

YEAH! it’s me, tsukasa, rui and Nene-Chan!!!!

 

Akiyama Mizuki

RUI?!?  OH HELL NAH BRB

 

Shinonome Akito

kamishiro senpai and tsukasa senpai… that’s terrible

 

Otori Emu

ITS NOT!!! RUIS ROBOTS ARE SUPER SONDERHOY

 

THEY GOO WHOOM BAMM BAM AND YEAH

 

Siraishi An

might have to go see a show sometime

 

KOHANE DO YOU WANNA COME?!?!

 

Azusawa Kohane

oh! i actually have gone to several of their shows before! they are very entertaining:D

 

Aoyagi Toya

im going to have to come see a show for myself as well!!

 

Tenma Tsukasa

HELLO EEVERYONE EMU TOLD ME TO CHECK MY PHONE

 

Tenma Saki

TSUKASA HI

 

Tenma Tsukasa

SAKI! hello :D

 

you have a sekai too!!!

 

Tenma Saki

Yeah! its so cool

 

Tenma Tsukasa

ALSO NIVE TO MEET EVERYONE

 

Hanasato Minori

hello!!!! ive heard about you!

 

Tenma Tsukasa

wonderful! 

 

Otori Emu

im gonne try to get nene-chan and rui-kun on here!!!

 

Akiyama Mizuki

don’t worry about rui he’ll be here

 

Shiraishi An

mizuki what did you do 😭

 

Akiyama Mizuki

absolutely nothing

 

Kamishiro Rui

hello~ 

 

Aoyagi Toya

hello Kamishiro Senpai!

 

Kamishiro Rui

hello aoyagi-kun!

 

Kusanagi Nene

hello?

 

Otori Emu

NENE CHANN HELLO

 

Hoshino Ichika

oh! you all should introduce yourselves!

 

Tenma Tsukasa

GOOD IDEA ICHIKA

 

i am Tsukasa Tenma! I am a star and i am in second year! 

 

Shinonome Akito

save me…

 

Tenma Tsukasa 

You will never escape Akito. 

 

Shinonome Akito

WTF WTF WHAT WAS THAT

 

Tenma Tsukasa

:)

 

Otori Emu

IM EMU!!!! FORST YEAR AND I LOVE MY FRIENDS

 

Mochizuki Honami

:)

 

Otori Emu

:D

 

Kamishiro Rui

im Kamishiro Rui, feel free to call me whatever. im also a second year and i enjoy making robots and stuff 

 

Kusanagi Nene

uh im kusanagi nene. first year and i like to sing?

 

Shiraishi An

YAY EVERYONES HERE

 

Shinonome Ena

this has been one giant shit show and i say good luck to everyone

 

Momoi Airi

i second that lol

 

Tenma Saki

goodnight everyone!

 

Hoshino Ichika

goodnight!

 

Chapter 2: The demon in the bathroom

Summary:

Leo/yourmom solos your fav

Notes:

one person got my fav character right. i feel as if im showing favouritism but lemme know because I DONT KNOW

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Akiyama Mizuki

its physically painfull looking at all the names rn

 

Kamishiro Rui

felt that

 

Shinonome Akito 

then change them tf

 

Akiyama Mizuki

you dont know what power you have just granted me

 

Shinonome Akito

well shit then guess ill go die

 

Aoyagi Toya

Akito! dont say such things!

 

Shiraishi An

yeah akihoe dont say those things 😠 

 

Shinonome Akito

😐

 

Hoshino Ichika

anyone else kind if worried about what akiyama is doing?

 

Kamishiro Rui

just go with it at this point

 

Akiyama Mizuki changed their name to pinky pie

 

pinky pie has changed Shinonome Akito’s name to Over The Rainbow

 

pinkie pie had changed Kamishiro Rui’s name to Potatoe

 

pinky pie

thats all i could tink of rn

 

over the rainbow

im going to commit criminal crimes

 

Shiraishi An

well yeah if theyre crimes they should be criminal 😐

 

over the rainbow

i meant federal crimes but actually thats funnier so whatever

 

Tenma Saki

i feel like the rest of us need nicknames now too

 

anyone have any ideas?

 

Shiraishi An

my turn bitches

 

Shiraishi An changed their name to Lets go lesbians

 

lets go lesbians changed Azusawa Kohane’s name to hammy :)

 

lets go lesbians changed Aoyagi Toya’s name to keeper of braincells

 

lets go lesbians changed Kiritani Haruka’s name to pennguin

 

lets go lesbians changed Tenma Tsukasa’s name to STARBOY

 

lets go lesbians changed Hanasato Minori’s name to nori<3

 

lets go lesbians changed Kusanagi Nene’s name to gamer gworl

 

lets go lesbians

i dont know the rest of you that well sry 🙏

 

Tenma Saki

oooo ill do the rest!!!

 

Tenma Saki changed their name to Leo/yourmom

 

Momoi Airi

HELP???

 

Leo/yourmom changed Momoi Airi’s name to bubblegum

 

Leo/yourmom changed Hoshino Ichika’s name to spider

 

Leo/yourmom changed Hinomori Shiho’s name to drop da bass

 

Leo/yourmom changed Mochizuki Honami’s name to trader joes

 

Leo/yourmom changed Otori Emu’s name to WONDERHOY!!!

 

Leo/yourmom changed Hinomori Shizuku’s name to gay awakening

 

Leo/yourmom changed Asahina Mafuyu’s name to mind empty

 

Leo/yourmom changed Yoisaki Kanade’s name to canadian

 

Shinonome Ena

EXCUSE ME I NEED A NAME

 

pinkie pie

do it yourself 😒

 

Shinonome Ena changed their name to the better shinonome

 

over the rainbow

THAT IS FALSE I DECLARE IT FALSE

 

lets go lesbians 

seems pretty true to me

 

potatoe

wow i didnt think shinonome-kun knew what ‘declare’ was

 

the better shinonome

SLRJEKFBBF

 

but im already sick of this name

 

the better shinonome changed their name to hermit

 

hermit

mizuki thought it was funny

 

hammy :) 

it is :)

 

gay awakening

im so confused

 

nori<3 

no that fits

 

pretty sure shizuku was my gay awakening

 

spider

she was definitely mine

 

also is this a take in my hair saki?

 

Leo/yourmom

yup! 

 

im very happy with the names tbh

 

STARBOY

OH NAMES??? love this 🤩

 

WONDERHOY!!!

WOOHOO WERE ALL SUPER COOL WAHH

 

gamer gworl

theyre so loud…

 

potatoe

L

 

pinkie pie

L

 

HELP

 

anyways im bired does anyone wanna do anything

 

lets go lesbians

MIZUKI GET TO SCHOOL NOW

 

AKITOS DUCKING DECKING SOMEONE

 

pinkie pie

HUH

 

hermit

WHAT IS HE DOING?

 

trader joes

is his normal??

 

STARBOY

Extremely. 

 

pennguin

oh-

 

pinkie pie

someone better be recording this

 

potatoe

nah its too funny

 

oh

 

its over. akito is somehoe fine despite how bad he lost

 

hermit

HELP HE LOST? 

 

not surprised tbh

 

bubblegum

you guys have such a healthy relationship

 

gay awakening

so everyone is okay?

 

lets go lesbians

lmao yeah akito got called to the pincopals office 

 

principal

 

there

 

hammy :)

good job an

 

lets go lesbians

:)

 

gamer gworl

if youre wondering, he cant get expelled bc of this. its normal at this school

 

nori<3 

is your school okay???

 

potatoe

im just realising hiw bad kamiyama is now

 

hermit

nighht classes>>>>

 

over the rainbow

HUH I DID NOT LOSE I WON BECAUSE I BEST

 

lets to lesbians

bros so angry he turned russian

 

keeper of braincells

please stop punching people for calling you gay…

 

Leo/yourmom

HELP THAT WAS THE REASON???

 

over the rainbow

MAYBE BUT IT WAS FAIR

 

pinkie pie

DONT PUNCH PEOPLE??

 

potatoe

youre one to talk. 

 

pinkie pie

YOU BREAK SOMEONES NOSE ONE TIME

 

spider

huh 😧

 

potaoe

i almost sued

 

pinkie pie

he likes me too much to send me to jail

 

head emtpy

i like the theory that is you went to court you wouls just lose

 

pinkie pie

no i would dudes a genius he’d be a perfect lawyer

 

potatoe

ew

 

Leo/yourmom

tbh i could never see anyone here as lawyers. especially rui. dudes the gayest theater ner ever

 

STARBOY

DKFJDKRBFG SAKI

 

Leo/yourmom

telling the truth. youre also the biggest theater clown ever

 

bubblegum

this gc was one of the best things thats ever happened to me

 

hermit

fully agree this is great

 

keeper of braincells

akito got ou tof the office with just a warning 

 

hammy :)

ok good

 

over the rainbow

HELP THE BATHROOM LOGHTS TIRNED OFF

 

lets go lesbians

huh?

 

over the rainbow

SOMEONES IN THE STALL NEXT TO ME

 

I DONT WANNA DIE

 

gamer gworl

people are always in the stalls. youre not gonna die

 

over the rainbow

THEY HAVE A BROOM

 

STARBOY

HUH

 

WHY DO THEY HAVE A BROOM

 

potatoe

bros going to narnia

 

nori<3 

SITP ITT. 

 

pinky pie

chill bro its a janitor

 

over the rainbow

ITS NOT

 

HELP THEYRE TEYING TO OPEN THE DOOR

 

keeper of braincells

what is happening-

 

over the rainbow

HELP HES SCREAMING NOW

 

HES TRYING TO BREAK OPEN THE DOOR

 

lets go lesbians

im sobbing this is great

 

over the rainbow

THE POLICE ARE HERE HELP

 

Leo/yourmom

WHY ARE THE POLICE HERE IM SOBBING

 

potatoe

oh shit gonna go hide brb

 

gamer gworl

RUI WHERE ARE YOU GOING

 

potatoe 

no it defeats the whole purpose if i tell you

 

over the rainbow

THE POLICE GRABBED THE KID

 

STARBOY

WHAT IS HAPPENING

 

over the rainbow

THEYRE DRAGGING HIM AND HES SCREAMING HELP ME

 

pinkie pie

ok which bathroom are yoi in i need to se this

 

over the rainbow

IM STANDING ON THE TOILET THIS IS TERRIFYING

 

hermit

im actially sobbing rn this is so funny

 

bubblegum

this is the best entertainemtnt for so long

 

lets go lesbians

are they dragging him by the hair??? akito i need to know these detaisl

 

over the rainbow

NO BY THE LEGS

 

head empty

bros school turning into matilda

 

pinkie pie

HELP MEEEE MAFUYU 

 

SOMEONE GO DINF THIS

 

potatoe

its being filmed btw

 

STARBOY

ARE YOU FILMING IT LMAO

 

potatoe

its too funny not to 😭

 

over the rainbow

ok the police left. im traumatised

 

ena im not going to school for the rest of the year

 

hermit

oh no you dont

 

go to school dumbass

 

lets go lesbians

just a normal day at lamiyama high school

 

kamiyame

 

kamiyama

 

hammy :)

im concerned for all of you

 

keeper of braincells

so am i… so am i…

Notes:

i firmly believe ichikas hair looks like a spider. thanks.

also, the ending is a true story. it happened today with me and a friend in out discord 🥰

Chapter 3: Help I Got Stuck In The Penis

Summary:

i keep writing honamis name as trader hoes

Notes:

THEY MAKE DICK JOKES IN THIS BECAUSE THEYRE TEENAGERS AND TEENAGERS MAKE DICK JOKES THANK YOU.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

pinkie pie

  1.  

 

halloween is coming up 😏

 

head empty

and? whats the big deal

 

pinkie pie

WHAT ARE YALL GONNA BE???

 

STARBOY

I WILL BE A STAR. 

 

gamer gworl

yes we know thank you tsukasa

 

STARBOY

YOUR VERY WELCOME

 

hammy :) 

im doing matching costumes with an! were going to be pandas!!!

 

lets go lesbians

yeah!!! its super cute you woukd like it mizuki

 

Leo/yourmom

the four of us are going ti be zombies

 

STARBOY

id like everyone to know that i talked them out of going as bugs.

 

bubblegum

KSJDBR

 

anyways me and shizuku are going as a prince and princess. im the princess

 

shizukus wearing a suit 😏

 

gay awakening

yeah!!

 

nori<3 

cat wait to see thag tbh

 

anyways me and haruka are going as fairies

 

WONDERHOY!!!

EVERYONES COSTUMES SEEM SO WONDERHOY

 

EMU AND NENE ARE GOING AS BUTTERFLIES

 

STARBOY

I couldn’t convince them. 

 

over the rainbow

im not wearing anything for halloween because im better then everyone here

 

hermit

hes lying toya convinced him to go as skeletons

 

pinkie pie

love that

 

keeper of braincells

im excited :)

 

hermit

lowkey kinda hurt mizuki didnt wanna match with me

 

canadian

huh why?

 

pinkie pie

Well you see. 

 

I have bought myself the best costume in the history of mankind. 

 

potatoe

you didnt..

 

pinkie pie

i did. 

 

potatoe

omg

 

spider

what did they buy?

 

pinkie pie

Let me show you. 

 

potatoe

oh god

 

pinkie pie

img.penis

best thing ive ever bought

 

hermit

YOURE GOING AS A FUCKING PENIS??

 

pinkie pie 

yes. 

 

potatoe

i had no part in this

 

pinkie pie

rui we should match

 

STARBOY

please no. 

 

potatoe

im thinking abt it

 

i dont have a costume yet

 

pinkie pie

ill buy you a costume. 

 

though its gonna be different then mine

 

i am the only penis. 

 

nori<3

stop it im cryingdknr

 

hermit

idek what to say to this

 

potatoe

 

ok maybe

 

i dont know what do to for halloween this year

 

gamer gworl

a penis is never the answer. 

 

STARBOY

i agree with nene

 

Leo/yourmom

(for once)

 

keeper of braincells

saki…

 

pinkie pie

guys i fount a vag costume

 

hermit

HELP WHY ARE YOU LOOKING???

 

pinkie pie

rui never said no

 

IM PUTTING THE PENIS ON HOLD ON

 

bubblegum

i never thought i’d hear that come out of someones mouth…

 

lets go lesbians

this is simultaneously traumatizing and amazing

 

pinkie pie

thank you an i try

 

HELP IM STUCK INT HE PENIS

 

head empty

…huh?

 

pinkie pie

im stuck in the penis. 

 

not the other way around. 

 

over the rainbow

ok first, gross

 

second, suck it

 

hermit

akito you act like you dont make dick jokes of the regular

 

over the rainbow

THEYRE FUNNY

 

keeper of braincells

i will admit we laugh every time

 

nori<3

ok good im not the only one that finds dick jokes funny

 

pinkie pie

GUYS STAY ON TOPIC IM STILL STUCK IN THE PENIS

 

potatoe

you deserve it

 

pinkie pie

huh

 

rui what are you doing

 

WHY ARE YOU HEE

 

HELR

 

Leo/yourmom

oh

 

gamer gworl

lol

 

WONDERHOY !!!

HAHA SORRY MIZUKI

 

hermit

im sobbing what is happening 😭

 

bubblegum

youre sobbing all the time get a new reaction

 

hermit

😐

 

pennguin

i have a feeling mizuki just died

 

trader joes

i hope not

 

STARBOY

shakira shakira ig

 

gamer gworl

HUH?

 

Leo/yourmom

Shakira Shakira. 

 

potatoe

shakira shakira!!

 

keeper of braincells

shakira shakira :)

 

canadian

shakira shakira. 

 

pinkie pie

HELP EMERR

 

over the rainbow

TOYA??? HUH???

 

nori<3

if this is a cult i want in

 

spider

MINORIWIDBE

 

bubblegum

^^ seconded

 

lets go lesbians

is toya a dogboy 🤨

 

keeper of braincells

WHAT

 

over the rainbow

THAT WAS SO RANDOM WTF

 

pennguin

KSJDDNDJE

 

hammy :) 

AN??

 

lets go lesbians

its a valid question

 

drop da bass

im sorry for changing the topic but is anyone else scared that the tenmas came on, said ‘shakira shakira’ and havent said anything since?

 

gamer gworl

ive also been staying silent im terrified

 

STARBOY

Shakira Shakira. 

 

Leo/yourmom

Shakira Shakira. 

 

canadian

Shakira Shakira. 

 

hermit

kanade honorary tenma

 

toyas basically been adopted already

 

keeper of braincells

huh-?

 

pinkie pie

I LIVEEE

 

head empty

dang. 

 

pinkie pie

excuse me .

 

anyways i forced rui into the vag costume

 

potatoe

we will never speak of this again. 

 

gamer gworl

SKDNDBDJEBR HAHA

 

trader joes

i didnt even realise how late it was

 

why is everyone awake 😭

 

nori<3

imagine having a good sleep schedule

 

WONDERHOY!!

YEAH!! IM ALWAYS UP AT THIS TIME

 

head empty

as am i :)

 

Leo/yourmom

couldnt sleep so im chatting with the besties

 

STARBOY

idk shakira shakira

 

lets go lesbians

develop a personality. 

 

hammy :)

AN

 

SKRNDBRK

 

STARBOY

fine then guess ill go die 😒

 

potatoe

bye

 

STARBOY

WOW

 

OKAY

 

keeper of braincells

please dont joke about that

 

bubblegum

yeah guys we all know what happened to akito when he said hed die

 

hermit

mf got attacked by the bathroom demon 

 

over the rainbow

.

 

i came here to have a good time and im honestly feeling so attacked rn

 

pennguin

good. suffer. 

 

lets go lesbians

ive snatched someone else in my akito bullying club 😈

 

over the rainbow

im filing a restraining order

 

Leo/yourmom

guess vbs is no more guys 😔

 

hammy :)

oh no

 

anyways what is everyones opinions on me bringing muffins to school?

 

over the rainbow

wow she really doesnt care

 

hammy :)

no i care about muffins

 

nori<3

ARE YOU REALLY???

 

OMG THAT WOULD BE LOVELY TY KOHANE

 

STARBOY

i dont go to your school but that sounds like something everyone would love

 

keeper of braincells

thats very thoughtful kohane <3

 

hermit

just letting yall know akito just came online and offline very quickly

 

over the rainbow

OH MY GOD LET ME LIVE MY LIFE

 

lets go lesbians

not if youre being extremely gay

 

bubblegum

anyways muffins sounds great kohane!

 

gay awakening

agreed! i cant wait!

 

Leo/yourmom

YAY IM SURE THEYRE DELICIOUS

 

drop da bass

yeah :)

 

trader joes

oh let me know if you need help at all!

 

hammy :)

thank you honami! i think i should be okay for now :D

 

WONDERHOY!!

YAY MUFFINS!!! (づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ

 

hammy :) 

ok thank you everyone <3

 

lets go lesbians

guys im literally so lucky…

 

pinkie pie

an out here living the dream

 

hermit

😐

 

head empty

L

 

canadian

L

 

hermit

i am violently sobbing rn. 

 

bubblegum

nightcord at 25:00 breakup (real!!) (NOT CLICKBAIT!!!)

 

nori<3

airi 😭

 

pinkie pie

ACTUALLY SHIT WE NEED TO GET ON CALL SEE YA HOMOS

 

WONDERHOY!!!

BYE GUYSSS!!! HAVE A WONDERHOY TIME

 

head empty

thank you we will :)

 

Leo/yourmom

thats still terrifying as hell

 

spider

i think thats our cue for everyone to go to sleep

 

STARBOY

AGREED

 

GOODNIGHT EVERYONE

 

trader joes

goodnight! 

 

gay awakening

night!

 

over the rainbow

theres a guy outside running around naked

 

lets go lesbians

i literally cannot do this right now. 

 

Notes:

ok yes i know this was late but things happened and i needed to rewrite the whole chapter so dont be mad. anyways the penis thing actually happened where zuki actually bought a penis costume 😐

if you wanna know what it looks like search up ‘inflatable penis spirit halloween’

ALSO I NEED HELP. PLEASE LET ME KNOW IF I SHOULD MAKE POLYSHOW OR RUIKASA AND EMUNENE SEPERATELY IM DESPERATE

if youre wondering where most of these ideas come from i own like 2 pjsk roleplay discord servers and we need help there so-

Chapter 4: HAPPY HALLOWEEN HOMOS

Summary:

No mizuki did not wear the penis costume to school

Notes:

HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYONE!!!!

my rui cosplay didnt come in time so im going as off brand todoroki because i have a wig for some reason

but i trued getting out an extra long chapter for this :)

ALSO IM TRYING TO INCLUDE MORE CHARACTERS BUT THEY WOUKDNT ACTUALLY TALK SO IDK WHERE TO PUT THEM 😭😭😭

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

lets go lesbians

HAPPY HALLOWEEN HOMOS

 

STARBOY

WOOOOOOOOOOO☆

 

BEST DAY EVER☆

 

Leo/yourmom

he wouldnt stop screaming this morning

 

BUT HAOPY HALLOWEEN

 

pinkie pie

i love halloween so much im actually going to school so i can show off my costume

 

nori<3

the… penis…?

 

pinkie pie

NO

 

IM WEARING A GHOST TO SCHOOL

 

EKHFSKFB IM NOT GOING TO SCHOOL IN A PENIS😭😭😭😭

 

potatoe

they thought about it

 

had to talk them out of it

 

trader joes

going to school

 

so excited

 

hammy :)

todays gonna be so much fun

 

spider

ooo whos going trick or treating????

 

Leo/yourmom

US OFC

 

lets go lesbians

vbs is dragging akito along 💪

 

hermit

good he needs to go out more

 

over the rainbow

i literally cant STAND you ena

 

hermit

good i didnt like you anyways

 

bubblegum

SOS SOS SCHOOL STARS IN T MINUS 5 MINUTES HURRY UP

 

pinkie pie 

AH SHIT NO I GOTTA GET THERE




hermit

ok i know yall were in class but its been a solid half hour is everyone alive 😭

 

pinkie pie

HI BAE

 

IM GOOD

 

THERES SOMEONE WEARING A MAID OUTFIT WITH CAT EARS ALDH

 

hermit

WHATSV

 

deop da bass

oh yeah weve got like 5 of those

 

lets go lesbians

high schoolers are so creative 😐

 

potatoe

i live halloween so much omg

 

gamer gworl

oh no whats happening

 

potatoe

someones chucking candy at the class and tsukasa sucks at catching so theyre all hitting him in the face 😭😭😭

 

Leo/yourmom

PLEASE TAKE PICTURES THAT IS AMAZING

 

STARBOY

NO ITS NOT☆

 

I SUCK AT SPORTS HELP ME☆

 

I HAVE A BLACK EYE☆

 

RUI STOLE ALL THE CANDY☆

 

pinkie pie

brb gonna sneak into ur class and steal it

 

keeper of braincells

my class is having a party

 

theres a lot of candy

 

lets go lesbians

AKITO STOP RUNNING IN THE HALLS

 

pennguin

KABDSKBFD

 

over the rainbow

STOP EXPOSING ME AN

 

lets go lesbians

im so cool

 

pennguin

sometimes i forget youre a ‘popular kid’ and have hall monitor duty 💀

 

pinkie pie

SOS SOS WHY ARE THERE MIDDLE SCHOOLERS HERE

 

STARBOY

HUH☆

 

nori<3

what is wrong with your school oh my god

 

keeper of braincells

i have no clue…

 

pinkie pie

why is the 8 year okd being rasict…

 

ITS A FOREIGNER 

 

Rui stop running. 

 

pros of having a tracking device with your friends

 

trader joes

today i have learned something new

 

hermit

so were just gonna gloss over that??

 

ok then 😐

 

trader joes

apparently, what scares shiho the most is fake severed limbs

 

drop da bass

They are terrifying. 

 

nori<3 

KAHOOT LETS GOOOO

 

IM GONNA DOMINATE THIS

 

canadian

thats nice

 

hermit

omg hi kanade join me in being the only ones not at school

 

canadian

honami made me halloween sugar cookies

 

pinkie pie

GIMME

 

OMG

 

lets go lesbians

HELP

 

THEYRE RIPPING APART THIS EIGHT YEAR OKD IM WJEHDJEBR

 

STARBOY

He deserved it. ☆

 

gamer gworl

HELP????

 

over the rainbow

omg which class made a vampire disco this is sick

 

STARBOY

that was mine ☆

 

over the rainbow

oh then it was shit. 

 

keeper of braincells

akito 😐

 

pinkie pie

no that was great they played cannibal by kesha

 

nori<3

KOHANE BEAT ME IN THE KAHOOT

 

BETRAYAL

 

hammy :)

IM SORRY I JUST KNOW A LOT ABOUT HALLOWEEN

 

SHIHO GOT THIRD BTW

 

drop da bass

im cool

 

nori<3

ive been dethroned 😔

 

pennguin

i won my kahoot ☺️

 

nori<3

haru ily but now is NOT THE TIME

 

THIS IS WHY TEY CALL ME FIGHT FIGHT MINORI IM ABOUT TO FIGHT SOMEONE

 

lets go lesbians

come over here and fight the middle schooler its fun being up some stuck up white boy named richard

 

bubblegum

HELP IS TAT ACTUALY HIS NAME???

 

STARBOY

IT IS 😭😭😭😭☆

 

Leo/yourmom

GUYS ME AND ICHIS CLASS MADE A RLY COOL SPIDER

 

THEYRE PUTTING IT IN THE FRONT OF THW SCHOOL

 

hammy :)

:0

 

ill go see it!

 

hermit

the one day i actually want to go to day classes

 

over the rainbow

youre not even out if bed yet are you

 

hermit

.

 

over the rainbow

thats what i thought. 

 

gamer gworl

Why are there toea on my homescreen. 

 

spider

HWATS

 

WONDERHOY!!!

NENE CHAN YOU GOT MY GIFT

 

gamer gworl

I DONT WANT TO SEE YOUR TOES EMU 

 

THATS A WHOLE FETISH

 

STARBOY

remind me not to open my phone ever. ☆

 

nori<3

im so confused

 

potatoe

we have an app named locket where you can add friends and send pictures to each others homescreens

 

usually its either kasa sending new costumes, nene not doing anything, me sending pet pics and emu sending drawings

 

but today we have been blessed with emus toes. 

 

Leo/yourmom

IM SOBBING I NEED THIS APP



STARBOY

Beware. ☆

 

nori<3

im loving the random stars at the end of every message but why 😭😭😭

 

STARBOY

idk my keybaord randomly started doing that this morning☆

 

so im just going with it 💀☆

 

BUT I AM A STAR AFTER ALL☆

 

over the rainbow

i can hear his laugh from a floor above

 

anyways im pretty sure richard is dead

 

spider

i cant get over his name…

 

bubblegum

BRO I JUST DID AN APPLE BOBBLING COMP

 

I WON OFC

 

hermit

WOOO GO AIR

 

bubblegum

What did you just call me. 

 

hermit

Air. 

 

hold on

 

hermit changed bubblegums bame to air

 

air

homophobia

 

hermit

I AM A LESBIAN

 

lets go lesbians

wait hold on i just realised

 

rui how did you make your hair natural again?

 

pinkie pie

WAIT YEAH WHY IS IT BROWN

 

potatoe

…huh?

 

i dyed it…

 

pinkie pie

yes we know that but how did you life it so well

 

potatoe

WDYM

 

I DIDNT LIFT IT I DYED IT BROWN FOR TODAY

 

over the rainbow

no

 

no this is wrong

 

ITS FUCKING NATURAL???

 

potatoe

YES??? 

 

ZUKI I CANT BELIEVE YOU DIDNT KNOW???

 

pinkie pie

NOT MY FAULT??? 

 

ITS LITERALLY PURPLE WHOS HAIR IS NATURAL LIKE THAT 

 

still dont believe it tbh

 

gamer gworl

can confirm

 

bros had purple hair since i met him

 

i was 4. 

 

lets go lesbians

why whole life is a lie

 

potatoe

if it makes you feel better i dye the blue parts

 

STARBOY

that doesnt make me feel better☆

 

who in the world would WANT to dye their hair like that☆

 

thats why i thought it was natural☆

 

worst sense of style ever☆

 

keeper of braincells

im sorry tsukasa-senpai but i really cannot take you seriously with the stars…

 

STARBOY

I DONT KNOW WHATS HAPPENING UGH ☆

 

nori<3

WE DOWNLOADED LOCKET EVERYONE ADD US

 

IM SOBBING

 

WHY IS THERE TOES

 

WONDERHOY!!!

TAHST NOT ME THIS TIME!!!

 

gamer gworl 

😧

 

THEN WHO PUT THEIR FEET

 

  1.  

 

nvm. 

 

i know who it is. 

 

lets go lesbians

I HATE YOU MIZUKI

 

pinkie pie

WKDBDKSBDF

 

TAKE THAT AN

 

I WILL STEAL FEET PICS

 

omg i just passed richards dead body

 

head empty

wow

 

i misse.d… a lot

 

was it tasty

 

pinkie pie

HUH???

 

no

 

over the rainbow

WHOS STALKING ME

 

WHY AM I ON THE HOMESCREEN

 

air

bros just like 😓🧍♂️

 

hermit

ELDHEKDBF

 

WHY DO YOU LOOK LIKE THAT

 

lets go lesbians

toya said he was going to be late LMAO

 

hammy :) 

schools over

 

getting ready for trick or treating >:)

 

WONDERHOY!!!

WOOOOOO WONDAHOIII

 

air

guys do you think i can befriend suri

 

potatoe

yes

 

follow up question

 

do you need assistance

 

pinkie pie 

fancy mf 😒

 

air

yes please im not techy and the only other person here is shizuku

 

gay awakening

:)

 

nori<3

that was midly threatening…

 

STARBOY

COME OVER TO MY HOUSE WERE GONNA HAVE SOME COOKIES☆

 

Leo/yourmom

OOO YEAH

 

hona’s making cookis and were gonna watch a movie until it gets dark come join us 😍

 

pinkie pie

omg can i come

 

Leo/yourmom

everyone come one big sekai halloween party

 

pennguin

i keeo forgetting thats the reason this server was made

 

lets go lesbians

weve taken over

 

mikus probably intimidated by our feet pics

 

Hatsune Miku

No i just live observing :D

 

spider

OMG MIKU HII

 

drop da bass

hatsume smike…

 

spider

😭

 

WONDERHOY!!!

MIKU!!!

 

WANNA JOIN OUR HALLOWEEN APRTY???

 

Hatsune Miku

:0

 

YES!!

 

OO CAN THE OTHERS COME???

 

STARBOY

YES!!☆

 

WEAR YOUR BEST COSTUMES☆

 

keeper of braincells

see you soon everyone :)

 

hammy :)

yeah!

 

over the rainbow

see ya soon

 

hermit

gay ass



Notes:

THERE IS LITERALLY SO MUCH IN THIS CHAPTER IDK WHAT HAPPENED HELP

anyways i write these during school so im gonna try to get out at LEAST two chapters during the week so expect that lmao.

Chapter 5: this girl (boy) is on fireeeeee

Summary:

I listened to the zoldyck rap on repeat while writing this

Notes:

YES I KNOW ITS BEEN TWO WEEKS I HAVE BEEN CALLED OUT ON IT

anyways life hit and school sucks and i got a bf and paying ALL of my attention to him 🧍

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

head empty

ok who other then wxs is a theatre kid here. 

 

gamer gworl

ok first ouch

 

second why???

 

Leo/yourmom

someone playing the entire rent soundtrack on the PA 💀

 

STARBOY

FIVE HUNDRED TWENTY FIVE THOUSAND SIX HUBDRED MINUTES

 

also i fixed my keyboard

 

nori<3

yay!!

 

also i have no clue but its fun

 

air

im throuroughly enjoying it

 

I do not know how to spell that. 

 

spider

aksbskf

 

lmao

 

but yeah idk either

 

head empty

oh its stopped

 

pennguin

damn now theyre playing dear evan hansen

 

STARBOY

WE START WITH STARS IN OUT EYES

 

WE START BELIEVING THAT WE BELONG

 

BUT EVERY SUN DOESNT RISE

 

AND NO ONE TELLS YOU WHERE YOU WENT WRONG

 

pinkie pie

STEP OUT STEP OUT OF THE SUN IF YOU KEEP GETTING BURNED

 

this is fun

 

i kin this musical

 

potatoe

frr

 

lets go lesbians

ok ignoring that

 

why cant our school be cool like yours :(

 

hammy :)

an i think youre forgetting the bathroom demon

 

and the police

 

and the fighting

 

and literally everything

 

lets go lesbians

ok yeah maybe were cool

 

over the rainbow

speaking of events

 

the schools on fire. 

 

hermit

WHAT

 

STARBOY

oh yeah i saw that

 

currently running for my life

 

IT WAS RIGHT NEXT TO ME

 

fucking chemistry class

 

gamer gworl

see this is why i dont care about hydrogen peroxide

 

trader joes

wait who started the fire?

 

potatoe

i know everyone thinks its me

 

but me and tsu are in different classes

 

so it was not me. i had english

 

Leo/youmom

@STARBOY who was it

 

STARBOY

SORRY GUYS IM AUSSY

 

over the rainbow

YOUR WHAT

 

SUSSY???

 

spider

HELP???

 

Leo/yourmom

screenshitted

 

lets go lesbians

damn

 

shitted

 

potatoe

he said hes busy

 

i can see him running 💀

 

lets go lesbians

normally i would be responsible and tell him not to

 

but the schools burning down so i have more important things to worry about

 

like my hair almost being singed off

 

pennguin

HUH

 

STARBOY

IM NOT SUSSY???? BUSY AKITO BUSY

 

over the rainbow

too late

 

your sussy in my phone now

 

keeper of braincells

i-

 

ok then

 

Leo/yourmom

damn toyas just given up

 

keeper of braincells

maybe i need a new name

 

pinkie pie changed keeper of braincells name to feet

 

feet

im not sure this is better-

 

pinkie pie

YOU KEEP PUTTING FEET PICS ON MY SCREEN

 

nori<3

oh so that was toya-

 

HUH

 

over the rainbow

no comment

 

hermit

shouldve known it was you. 

 

pinkie pie

fire men are here btw

 

lets go lesbians

YOURE NOT EVEN AT SCHOOL TODAY

 

pinkie pie

nah im on call with rui this shit hilarious

 

stayed home to watch hunter x hunter for the fifth time

 

drop da bass

i dont blame you that anime is peak

 

Leo/yourmom

peaky peaky

 

spider

😭

 

pinkie pie

anyways does anyone have any song suggestions ive been listening to the zoldyck rap for the past 3 hours

 

STARBOY

THAT SONG IS SO GOOD

 

pinkie pie

FRRR

 

TSUKASAS GOT TASTE

 

pennguin

does anyone here listen to kpop?

 

hammy :)

i do occasionaly

 

gay awakening

sorry i dont :(

 

pennguin

ohh

 

i was going to recommend a new song called Nxde by G(idle)

 

pinkie pie

OMG

 

LISTEN

 

IM NOT A KPOP FAN BUT THE GRIP THIS SONG HAS ON ME RIGHT NOW

 

Leo/yourmom

no fr im obsessed with it

 

over the rainbow

i hate how im admitting to this but same

 

hammy :)

i especially like the message its supposed to send off :D

 

lets go lesbians

FRRR

 

ITS NICE TO SEE A CHANGE OF PACE FOR ONCE

 

WONDERHOY!!!

AND THE MUSIC IS CATCHY TOO

 

WE DID THE DANCE AND ITS WONDERHOY!!

 

gamer gworl

the dance is quite fun

 

trader joes

oooo sounds like you had a good time then

 

gamer gworl

yup

 

over the rainbow

heading back inside

 

Leo/yourmom

that was fast

 

STARBOY

mfs dont care abt us

 

I ALMOST DIED

 

hermit

once again night classes>>>

 

air

i thought that said night cheese

 

hermit

WHY WOULD I SAY NIGHT CHEESE

 

trader joes

i despise cheese

 

it tastes like shit

 

Leo/yourmom

hona 😧

 

spider

were all tired

 

#no filter

 

lets go lesbians

fr

 

STARBOY

guys the whole ass chemistry lab is destroyed 💀

 

my lungs are filling with smoke el em ay oh

 

feet

oh my god do you need help

 

STARBOY

nah i crave death

 

hammy :)

everyone therapy challenge go!

 

STARBOY

i crave death

 

lets go lesbians

id like to point out tsukasa runs extremely slowly

 

STARBOY

i failed p.e. what do you expect, usain bolt?

 

Leo/yourmom

yes actually

 

run little clown boy

 

feet

saki…

 

over the rainbow

SCHOOLS OUT LETS GOO

 

shekdbdkdbdk

 

hermit

????

 

lets go lesbians

mf got trampled

 

hermit

ah

 

head empty

normal day at kamiyama high school

 

Leo/yourmom

guys you shoukd come over tsukasas not gonna be here tonight 😁

 

STARBOY

wait what

 

where am i gonna be

 

spider

I-

 

WONDERHOY!!!

where will he be??????

 

pinkie pie

i literally cannot right now

 

Leo/yourmom

YOU HAVE A JOB TSU

 

STARBOY

IH SHIT 

 

I FORGOT

 

WONDERHOY!!!

ME TOO OH NO

 

nori<3

how do you forget you have a whole job…

 

hermit

kamiyama

 

over the rainbow

kamiyama

 

feet

kamiyama

 

lets go lesbians

kamiyama

 

pinkie pie

kamiyama

 

potatoe

kamiyama. 

 

i have no clue for emu tho

 

WONDERHOY!!!

BYE EVERYONE WE HAVE TO GO

 

hammy :)

good luck i guess-!

Notes:

Also, ive managed to figure out a way for me to write easier. before i was just saying whatever, but now ive got a rough plan for each chapter. so far ive got the next three planned 😍

Chapter 6: its canon now

Summary:

stan mmj

Notes:

omg look at me being profuctive and postinf a fairly long chapter TWO DAYS IN A ROW

the new system is working 😈

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

 

nori<3

why does school have to start so earlyyyy 

 

im so tired 😭😭

 

lets go lesbians

can relate inactually still asleep

 

nori<3

i have a busy day why do i have to go to school 😢

 

hammy :)

oh yeah you guys are doing one big livestream tonight right?

 

air

yeah! its gonna be super cool we have a ton of fun things planned

 

pennguin

we hope we’ll be able to see some familar names in the chat? :)

 

hermit

WELL I CANT BECAUSE IMMA BE ON THE STREAM #bestfriendpriveleges

 

air

were so awesome and cool

 

trader joes

i have some things to do after school but ill try to watch!

 

hammy :)

we dont have practice today so ill be there

 

lets go lesbians

omg vbs mmj watch party at weekend garage 

 

AKITO YOU BETTER COME

 

over the rainbow

was already planning on watching yhe stream

 

do not make fun of me theyre entertaining

 

feet

we were going to watch together but we can make it :)

 

nori<3

THANKS GUYS I APPRECIATE IT

 

spider

ooo i have some student council things to do after school but i can try to join when im done

 

WONDERHOY!!!

I WANNA WATCH OO ITS GONNA BE SO WONDERHOY

 

nori<3

THANK YOU EMU ILY ❤️❤️❤️❤️

 

WONDERHOY!!!

WOO WOO 💗💗💗

 

pinkie pie

im joining for my wife 🫶🫶🫶

 

hermit

thats my partner everyone you better respect them

 

lets go lesbians

we love gay people

 

except akito

 

get yo shit together

 

over the rainbow

😑

 

IM WORKING ON IT

 

lets go lesbians

WORK HARDER

 

head empty

school is starting farewell for a few hours everyone

 

WONDERHOY!!!

BYE BYE!!!

 

pinkie pie

bye guys!!!

 

gamer gworl

weve all basically just exposed ourselves as die hard mmj fans

 

lets go lesbians

whats not to like about them 🤷

 

pinkie pie

teah weve got

 

minori: the ‘normal’ one, whos the sweetest person ever and also the clumbsiest, lesbian

 

haruka: also incredibly sweet, raging lesbian 

 

airi: super entertaining and fun to watch. shes also super cool. also a lesbian

 

shizuku: shes shizuku. whats not to live abt her. shes also every lesbians gay awakening and nb peoples gender envy. WHO IS ALSO A LESBIAN

 

IN CONCLUSION:

 

LESBIANS RULE THE WORLD

 

thank you for coming ti my ted talk

 

over the rainbow

👏👏👏👏👏👏

 

lets go lesbians

👏👏👏👏👏

 

potatoe

👏👏👏

 

hermit

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

 

gamer gworl

👏

 

feet

👏👏

 

STARBOY

👏👏👏

 

pinkie pie

thank you thank you

 

anyways rui tsu where tf were you

 

potatoe

were skipping rn

 

lets go lesbians

 

see i would do something about this

 

but im more concerned over the idea of TSUKASA TENMA

 

WORLD NUMBER ONE STAR

 

SKIPPING CLASS

 

STARBOY

LISTEN

 

THERE WAS A BEE

 

AND A PANIC ATTCK ABOUT BEES WERE INVOLVED

 

AND NOW WERE ON THE ROOF

 

LEAVE ME BE

 

pun not intended. 

 

potatoe

it was a piece of fluff. 

 

STARBOY

A BEE. 

 

Leo/yourmom

oh yeah thats happened before

 

bees are the worst things

 

second to centipedes 

 

STARBOY

shouldnt you be class. 

 

Leo/yourmom 

😽✌️

 

bye

 

feet

wow-

 

i dont even know what to say

 

STARBOY

you dont have to lets move on 😁

 

potatoe

also i will be watching the mmj stream 

 

those are always entertaining 

 

pinkie pie

fr

 

hermit

im so bored

 

we should all meet up in the weekend and have like idk what its called double date but like extreme edition

 

pinkie pie

YES

 

OMG

 

ENA ILY THAT IS GENIUS

 

lets go lesbians

omg we should so do that

 

hammy :)

that sounds really fun!!!

 

over the rainbow

arent you in class?

 

hammy :)

its lunch time suck my toes akito

 

lets go lesbians

KABDSKFBK

 

HA

 

over the rainbow

I WOUKD EXPECT THAT FROM LITERALLY ANYONE ELSE

 

okay maybe not shizuku

 

BUT ANYONE

 

KOHANE!!???

 

hammy :)

date :)

 

hermit

omg where should we have the date

 

pennguin

whats a big enough place for us all to be comfotable and not cramped?

 

WONDERHOY!!!

OH OH I KNOW I KNOW

 

potatoe

go for it emu

 

WONDERHOY!!!

WE SHOULD HAVE IT AT PHENNY LAND

 

ITS BIG AND I CAN GET US ALL SOECIAL PASSES

 

ITLL BE SUPER WONDERHOY!!!

 

trader joes

that actually sounds quite nice

 

nori<3

yeah!!! i would love that, even if rollercoasters scare me 😅

 

air

IM ALL UP FOR IT

 

feet

oh but when will we be doing it?

 

potatoe

well its wednesday right now, so how about saturday? i believe most people are off that day

 

spider

we have practice later that day but other then that were all good 👍 

 

lets go lesbians

we also have practice that day but its like at night so were also in 

 

everyone is coming. 

 

over the rainbow

😒

 

head empty

hm i might be able to get out of cram school that day and go the next. ill get back to you

 

hermit

ok mafuyu!!

 

im obviously good. so is mizu

 

STARBOY

well were all good obviously 😭

 

nori<3

sorry we were just checking the schedule, and were free that day too!!

 

hammy :)

yay everyones free!! why dont we meet at around 10 so we can be there a few hours then lunch?

 

over the rainbow

damn i gotta get ena out of bed now

 

hermit

SHUT IT AKITO

 

feet

ah ive got to go now but im looking forwards to this weekend :)

 

gay awakening

everyone the livestream is starting in about 10 minutes, weve got to get ready!

 

nori<3

OH YEAH BYE GUYS SEE YA SOON

 

STARBOY

GOOD LUCK MINORI!!!!

 

hermit

i am so ready for this 😈

 

air

its gonna be amazing BYE YALL HAVE FUN

 

lets go lesbians

mmj mmj mmj mmj mmj mmj

 

CHANT WITH ME

 

pinkie pie

MMJ MMJ MMJ MMJ MMJ

 

hammy :)

:D MORE MORE JUMP!!

 

pennguin

awe thank you all!!

 

gamer gworl

good luck guys!

 

Leo/yourmom

GOOD LUCK!!!

 

pinkie pie

ITS STARTING

 

over the rainbow

we know we can see

 

hammy :)

an just slapped him over the head

 

pinkie pie

thats my bff 💪

 

potatoe

😑

 

pinkie pie

…second bff

 

STARBOY

LOOK AT THE OUTFITS

 

THEYRE BEAUTIFUL

 

pinkie pie

REAL!!!!!

 

ena looks so good omg

 

WONDERHOY!!!

THEYR GONNA DANCE YAY

 

Leo/yourmom

LETS GO MINORI!!! 🗣🗣🗣

 

drop da bass

wow theyre dancing very nicely

 

hammy :)

it looks so effortless 

 

pinkie pie

enas fr killing it

 

over the rainbow

the next segment is a Q and A should we troll them

 

pinkie pie

im debating

 

itll be funny

 

but i also just wanna watch

 

STARBOY

im about to fight a bitch

 

who tf said minori is a waste of space in the chat

 

LEMME AT EM

 

potatoe

brb

 

gamer gworl

damn there they go

 

HELP THEY BROUGHT THE CANON OUT

 

pinkie pie

lmao just a little warning shot

 

hammy :)

minori handled that so well omg

 

lets go lesbians

im conclusion:

 

stan mmj

 

over the rainbow

oh look minori fell

Notes:

mmj needs more representation AND I WILL DIE ON THAT HILL

Chapter 7: Bing Chilling 🥶🍦

Summary:

damn im really getting less funny

Notes:

I KNOW ITS BEEN TWO WEEKS I WAS SICK OKAY

anyways have this monstrosity

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Leo/yourmom

FUCK EXAM DAY IS COMING UP

 

STARBOY

SAKI!!! NO SWEARING!!

 

Leo/yourmom

😐

 

FIRST HAVE YOU HEARD YOURSELF? SECOND LET ME HAVE THIS IM OANIKCING

 

nori<3

im also panicking internally

 

we’ll be fine 🙂

 

drop da bass

that’s terrifying 

 

head empty

if you need help with anything, i could offer some study sessions?

 

spider

really? that would be wonderful asahina-senpai, but what about your own exams?

 

head empty

i can make do with it dont worry

 

gay awakening

i could also help with studying! dont want to leave all of it on asahina’s shoulders

 

pinkie pie

see i would offer to help but we all know it probably wouldnt be a good idea

 

hammy :)

i would also be able to help! i think its a good idea to study in a group over by yourself

 

feet

im also free this week so im also available

 

air

how about we all have one big study session? 

 

it woukd probably help the kamiyama people too, dont you guys have exams coming up?

 

over the rainbow

WE DO??

 

feet

yes akito, we have exams in two weeks

 

over the rainbow

FUCK

 

ok yeah study sessions sounds good

 

WONDERHOY!!!

I ALSO NEED HELP IM NOT DOING GOOD IN SCHOOL

 

trader joes

its settled then

 

one big group study session sometime this week!

 

lets go lesbians

WE CAN HAVE IT AT MY DADS PLACE

 

there should be enough room for everyone and i even get soecial perms obv

 

pennguin

that sounds great an!

 

now what day and time?

 

head empty

well its currently sunday, and exams are on thrusday, so how about we meet monday and tuesday? 

 

pinkie pie

sounds good to me

 

also the people helping would probably be the people with the higher grades

 

no like. not me

 

potatoe

sounds good

 

but just for reference, what does everyone need help with the most?

 

Leo/yourmom

mainly math and english tbh

 

ENGLISH IS SO HARD

 

STARBOY

AGREED

 

gamer gworl

DANCE! AND! SING!

 

STARBOY

STOP IT

 

nori<3

LMAO

 

but im also struggling in english

 

potatoe

got it 👍

 

head empty

alright so were all good for the study sessions?

 

spider

yes! thank you so much everyone this is great!

 

drop da bass

appreciate it :)

 

hermit

damn i just saw this i can come too

 

air

you should youre not doing too good in school either

 

hermit

IM DOING BETTER THEN AKITO AT LEAST

 

air

THATS NOT SOMETHING TO BE PROUD OF

 

over the rainbow

HEY WHAT

 

air

anyways

 

whats everyones plans for tonight?

 

trader joes

weve been invited over to the tenmas and tsukasa is throwing a pizza party for the four of us :)

 

Leo/yourmom

GUYS MY BROTHER IS WAY BETTER THEN YOURS SUCK IT

 

hermit

i agree 🗣🗣🗣

 

over the rainbow

im done. 

 

goodbye

 

i will now perish

 

bold of you to assume im hurt

 

hermit

no j know you arent its what makes it funny

 

canadian

oh what kind of pizza have you gotten?

 

Leo/yourmom

were all very basic so we just got cheese pizza

 

ITS THE BEST ANYWAYS SO 

 

lets go lesbians

cheese pizza all the way

 

hammy :)

i like both cheese and pepperoni 

 

WONDERHOY!!!

ME TOO

 

PIZZAS SO YUMMY

 

gamer gworl

me too

 

spider

so what is everyone else doing?

 

nori<3

we had nothing planned so im probably going to do a littke studying tonight

 

pennguin

dont overwork yourself!!! that also goes for everyone too

 

nori<3

dont worry haru! i wont <3

 

pinkie pie

i love gay people

 

lets go lesbians

me too

 

OH ALSO

 

the 8 of us from kamiko are going ti a cafe for lunch for no reason 

 

its the one ena picked out

 

air

omg is it that one?

 

hermit

ya betcha it is

 

air

damn im jealous

 

yall gonne have a good time

 

feet

thats great!

 

im excited ive heard its a good place

 

lets go lesbians

fr

 

and then later tonight vbs has a big show at the one really big live house on vivid street

 

hammy :)

Yeah!! im very excited but also a little nervous

 

nori<3

OH CAN I COME WATCH

 

its way better then studying anyways

 

hammy :)

yeah of course!

 

pennguin

oh i can also come watch

 

id love to see you all do amazing once again 

 

lets go lesbians

AWEE STOP IT YOUR MAKING ME BLUSH

 

STARBOY

why is an so dramatic shes like spinning circles

 

potatoe

im not even gonna say anything

 

Leo/yourmom

your one to talk tsukasa 😭😭

 

over the rainbow

mosg dramatic people ive ever met

 

save me

 

hermit

no youre stuck with them

 

over the rainbow

damn 💔💔

 

lets go lesbians

bro these cupcakes slap so hard

 

IM IN HEAVEN

 

pinkie pie

literally shaking i love this place so much

 

nori<3

damn now im jealous of you

 

STARBOY

you should be this is great

 

hammy :)

ok now i need to go there sometime

 

lets go lesbians

ILL TAKE YOU OMG

 

hammy :)

yay! then its a date :)

 

air

my turn

 

i love gay people

 

Leo/yourmom

so true

 

everyone speakinf FACTS

 

spider

i think were also having a good time this pizza tastes amazing

 

drop da bass

can confirm

 

gay awakening

this is so fun

 

over the rainbow

someone save me

 

potatoe

its fiine nothings wrong

 

head empty

ok something definitely happened whats going on

 

gamer gworl

istg if i see ONE MORE PERSON talk about american actors i am GOING to combust

 

potatoe

tsu turned emo

 

Leo/yourmom

HUH

 

WDYM HE TURNED EMO??

 

hermit

bros sitting here reciting lin-manuel miranda songs

 

like the sad ones

 

gamer gworl

listen i love musicals more then like anyone

 

BUT I CANNOT TAKE THE STORY OF TONIGHT ANY LONGER

 

STARBOY

YOU DONT UNDERSTAND

 

THEYRE ALL SO HAPPY

 

AND YHEN HERE COMES THE WAR KILLING LIKE ALL OF THEM

 

ITS SO SAD

 

potatoe

im gonna slap him

 

WONDERHOY!!!

PLEASE TSUKASA CALM DOWN

 

ITS JUST A MUSICAL

 

STARBOY

EXCUSE ME

 

JUST A MUSICAL???

 

oh ill show you ‘just a musical’

 

pinkie pie

and thats our cue to let toya and rui hold him doen while we EVACUATE

 

nori<3

im not even surprised at this point

 

pennguin

emu i think you should start running…

 

WONDERHOY!!!

YEAH BYE BYE EVERYONE SEE YOU LATER

 

feet

ok so tsukasa got away…

 

lets go lesbians

SAVE ME

 

hammy :)

oh no…

 

good luck guys!!!

 

over the rainbow

FUCK FUCK FUCK DUCK DUCK DUCK

 

air

lmao duck

 

spider

i-

 

trader joes

well there they go-

 

STARBOY

Bing Chilling 🥶🍦

Notes:

i dont even know what to say rn tbh-

LIKE I AM BLANK RN IG NEW CHAPTER COMING SOON???

(i like comments a kot they feed me)

Chapter 8: halloween isnt a holiday its a lifestyle

Summary:

RICHARD LIVES ON

Notes:

I AM IN LOVE WITH MICHEAL BUBLÉ

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Leo/yourmom

YAY ITS THE WEEKENDSKFBDKFBELFNLENTLE

 

spider

saki? you good?

 

Leo/yourmom

ITS THE WEEKENED NO MORE SXAMS. I CAN DIE HAPPY NOW

 

STARBOY

WHAT

 

NO???

 

DONT DIE????

 

feet

agreed

 

no dying 

 

lets go lesbians

omg IM BORED

 

pinkie pie

yknow im gettinf bored of my name

 

pinkie pie changed their name to beauty guru

 

beauty guru

IM LITERALLY SO UNFUNNY RN

 

IM SURVIVING OFF OF LIKE 2 MINUTES OF SLEEP

 

hermit

can relate

 

also go the fuck to bed you fiend

 

beauty guru

nah chats active

 

trader joes

you all need to sleep more ☹️

 

potatoe

imagine sleeping

 

canadian

^^^

 

trader joes

kanade…

 

head empty

sleeping is overrated we stay up and contemplate the meaning of life instead

 

beauty guru

weve come to an agreement thag the meaning of life is chocolate peanut butter ice cream from baskin robins

 

drop da bass

ok but why is it so good

 

air

FR

 

OMG

 

i need to go to BR again

 

mmj double date to BR 🥺🥺🥺

 

nori<3

only if you never use that emoji ever again

 

air

sobs fine

 

gay awakening

ive never been to baskin robins…

 

air

EVEN BETTER REASON TO GO

 

WONDERHOY!!!

I LOVE ICE CREAM ITS SI WONDERHOY

 

hammy :)

AGREED EMU

 

VERY WONDERHOY!!!

 

WONDERHOY!!!

YESSSSHSH

 

we went for an ice cream date last week!!!

 

gamer gworl

ok but the chocolate peanut butter ice cream slaps

 

Leo/yourmom

REAL

 

beauty guru

REAL

 

JINX

 

Leo/yourmom

JINX 

 

HAHA

 

head empty

glad weve all agreed on the meaning of life

 

hermit

HELP ME

 

THE POWER WENT OUT

 

IM CRYING

 

potatoe

oh yea thats weird

 

imma go check it out 🏃💨

 

STARBOY

lord…

 

hermit

KM LITERALLY SCREAMING THIS IS AMAZING

 

air

what…

 

i thought you were scared

 

hermit

NO JUST WAIT

 

lets go lesbians

wait for what

 

im confused

 

over the rainbow

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

 

hermit

KRBDKDBFKEBFNF

 

hammy :)

akito you good…?

 

over the rainbow 

NO

 

J WAS IN THE FUCKING SHOWET

 

SHOWER

 

KILL ME

 

IM FREEZING

 

WONDERHOY!!!

ALDHSKDNRN HAHAHA

 

air

HELP ME

 

ok ena was right this is great

 

over the rainbow

IT IS NOT

 

Leo/yourmom

sucks to suck ig?? 🤷

 

spider

im

 

trader joes

ok ignoring that

 

does anyone need any help with anything? power outages can be scary

 

over the rainbow

IM COLD

 

THE FUCKING SHOWER WENT TO FREEZING WATER

 

AND THEN STOPPED

 

WE HAVE NO HEATING

 

BECAUSE THE POWER IS FUCKING OUT

 

nori<3

yes we know this

 

DOES ANYONE NEED FLASHLIGHTS OR CANDLES I HAVE SOME

 

STARBOY

AS DO I

 

IT IS VERY DARK

 

gamer gworl

ok but like why couldnt this have happened on halloween

 

it wouldve been so much better

 

@potatoe wtf arr you doing on your roof. 

 

WONDERHOY!!!

OOOO TUI CAN I COME OVER

 

potatoe

YEAH

 

ALSO IM FIXING THE POWER 😠😠

 

WONDERHOY!!!

HALLOWEEN AGAIN WOOHOO

 

air

wait omg im bored can i come 🥺

 

nori<3

WHAT DID I SAY

 

YOU 

 

air

NO

 

I AM MY OWN PERSON I CAN DO WHAT I WANT

 

SPEAKING OF THAT

 

ENA COME TO THE GAYBOYS HOUSE

 

BRING UR OUJI BOARD

 

hermit

OMG YEAH

 

SEE YA AKITO

 

HAVE FUN FREEZING

 

over the rainbow

KM GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU

 

WHY DOD YOU TAKE AKL YHE TOWELS

 

beauty guru

KDNSKDBDKF HELP???

 

feet

akito ill come bring you some warm towels ☹️

 

over the rainbow

THANK YOU TOYA

 

BMY ONLY FRIEND

 

lets go lesbians

oh lmao me and kohane are just chillin here

 

hammy :)

i got food :D

 

trader joes

yay! im with kanade right now, were looking at some youtube videos on her phone. 

 

canadian

:)

 

drop da bass

not doin much either

 

whats up with the scary people

 

gamer gworl

WHY ARE YOU GUYS ON THE ROOF

 

EHAT ARE YOU FOUBG

 

potatoe

nene halloween isnt a holiday

 

its a lifestyle and werr living it

 

air

THERES A GHOST HERE

 

STARBOY

EHAT

 

RUI IM NEVER GOING TO YOUR HOUSE AGAIN

 

potatoe

do not care rn im talking to the ghost

 

beauty guru

ena please commentate what are they saying

 

hermit

Rui: hello, how are you today 

Ghost: Good. 

Rui: thats great! are you friendly or do you want to kill us?

Ghost: depends

Rui: WONDERFUL

 

emu: WON WON WONDERHOY

 

air

guys if i die blame it on the ghost

 

spider

you should ask theyre name

 

air

OH YEAH RUI ASK

 

potatoe

his name is richard…

 

lets go lesbians

THE RACIST MIDDLE SCHOOLER????

 

hermit

no i think this is a dofferent richard

 

hes not rasict 💀

 

WONDERHOY!!!

HE WANTS CANDLES 

 

WERE LIGHTING CANDLES

 

THIS IS FUN

 

gamer gworl

im witnessing this whole thinf frommy window

 

im terrified. 

 

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STARBOY

WHAT FHE FUCK

 

THATS A WHOLE SÉANCE 

 

nori<3

I WANNA JOIN IN NOW OMG

 

pennguin

MINORIRI



gay awakening

airi we have a live in two days please dont die…

 

air

NO PROMISES

 

over the rainbow

ok im better now

 

EHAT IS THAT

 

feet

oh wow

 

that looks weirdly comforting

 

WONDERHOY!!!

RICHARD SAID HES NOT GONNA KILL US

 

potatoe

dammit…

 

beauty guru

✨depression✨

 

Leo/yourmom

REAL!!! 

 

STARBOY

guys its december we DO NOT NEED ANOTHER HALLOWEEN

 

potatoe

ITS A LIFESTYLE TSU

 

DEAL WITH IT

 

spider

wait can someone video call i wanna witness this live

 

head empty

this is the most amusement ive had in a while…

 

ena started a video call

 

16 people joined the call

 

over the rainbow

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

 

WONDERHOY!!!

ITS RICHARD!!! 😁😁😁

 

nori<3

THAT IS VERY MUCH A LIZARD

 

A SCARY LIZARD MAN

 

beauty guru

IS THAT AIRI CHANTING WITCHCRAFT

 

DO NOT JOIN IN

 

ENA SHUT UP EVEN IM SCARED OKAY

 

over the rainbow

‘mizuki stop being a pussy’ HELP ME

 

beauty guru

im winding up

 

feet

omg how is richard flying

 

trader joes

IS THAT A FULL MOON

 

THATS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE FOR LIKE HALF A MONTH

 

lets go lesbians

why is there a skeleton

 

WHY IS THERE A SKELETON

 

WHAT ARE YOU DOING

 

STARBOY

DONT BLOW OUT THE CANDLES

 

I CANT SEE ANYTHING

 

SHIT

 

spider

THERES GLOWING RED EYES

 

air

GUYS RUN ITS COMING FOR US

 

Rui and Emu just jumped off the roof. 

 

DOING THE SAME

 

OH HE HAD A MATRESS THERE

 

my ass still hurts tho

 

potatoe

pretty sure i broke my foot we good

 

WONDERHOY!!!

HAHAHA ROCHARD IS COMING FOR US

 

APPARENTLY HE DOESNT LIKE HALLOWEEN

 

beauty guru

well then hes a stupid fucking ghost

 

gay awakening

once again please DO NOT die

 

nori<3

seconded even if this is funny as shit

 

trader joes

i think im having a stroke

 

head empty

i should join in on the summoning next time

 

hermit

YES YOU SHOULD

 

ADDING AN EXTRA SPOOKY FACTOR

 

spider

im gonna head to bed and hope richard doesnt come get me in my sleep

 

STARBOY

richard live on i guess 🤷

 

over the rainbow

THE POWERS BACK ON

 

WONDERHOY!!!

RICHARD SAVED THE DAY

 

LETS GO RICHARD 💪💪💪

 

hermit

stan richard fr

 

beauty guru

halloween 2.0 was a success

 

gamer gworl

i think watching that took 30 years off my life

 

nori<3

im going to bed

 

NIGHT GUYS

 

NIGHT RICHARD

 

RICHARD

GOODNIGHT!!!

Notes:

IM ACTUALLY VERY SURPRISED HOW WELL MY SYSTEM IS WORKING AND THANK YOU ALL SO MYCH ON ALL THE SUPPORT IM GLAD PEOPLE LIKE THIS SO MUCH

Chapter 9: im a lesbian i do not care how big ur dick is

Summary:

michealanwhateverthefuckhisnameis

Notes:

imeither getting so funny people cant handle it or the opposite 💀

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

lets go lesbians

im gonna riot were already back at school

 

nori<3

WEEKENDS LAST WAY TOO SHORT

 

STARBOY

REAL

 

feet

for once i agree

 

get me out of this hellhole. 

 

hammy :)

i also agree

 

its very boring today

 

beauty guru

IM TIRED OF LOOKING AT THIS STATUE

 

potatoe

what-

 

beauty guru

IM IN ART EVERY MORNJNG AND I HAVE TO SIT RIGHT WHETE IM EYE LEVEL WITH THE SMALLEST DICK I HAVE EVER SEEN

 

nori<3

jm sorry what now

 

why is there a mini dick in your art class

 

hermit

OH THAT FUCKING THING

 

YEAH I ALSO SEE IT

 

beauty guru

I AM SICK AND TIRED OF THIS

 

FUCKING MICHEALS STATUE HAS THE SMALLEST DICK EVER

 

head empty

please, who the actual fuck is Micheal. 

 

potatoe

DO YOU MEAN

 

MICHELANGELO

 

beauty guru

yes michealnewhateverthefuck

 

potatoe

IM??

 

HOW DO YOU LOOK AT IT EVERYDAY AND STILL NOT KNOW THE ARTIST??

 

nori<3

i am trying so hard not to cackle in class

 

drop da bass

youre not doing a good job

 

i can hear you from across the class

 

hammy :)

oh thats also me

 

this is great

 

pennguin

saki is also laughing

 

oh so is ichika

 

Leo/yourmom

I CANT MICHEALANWHATEVERYHEFYCJ

 

MIZUKI UR KILLING ME

 

beauty guru

GLAD MY PAIN IS ENTERTAINING 

 

BUT I AM VERY MYCH A LESBIAN

 

I DON NOT CARE ABOUT DICK

 

over the rainbow

i am so scared my RINGTONE WAS ON

 

lets go lesbians

i dare you to guess what his ringtone is. 

 

beauty guru

NOT NOW AN IM HAVING A CRISIS

 

THIS PENIS IS SMALL AND I DONT LIKE DICK

 

I AM LESBIAN. 

 

gamer gworl

i though u and rui dated in middle school

 

air

everyone quiet were getting lore

 

spider

👀🍿

 

nori<3

👀🍿

 

Hatsune Miku

👀🍿

 

spider

MIKU????

 

Leo/yourmom

OMG 

 

GUYS ITS HATSUNE SMIKE

 

spider

SAKI 😭😭😭

 

trader joes changed Hatsune Miku’s name to Hatsume Smike

 

trader joes

im sorry live its so funny

 

spider

sobs

 

hermit

GUYS BACK TO MIZU I NEED THE TEA

 

beauty guru

🙄

 

damn yall gossip freaks

 

BUT TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION NENE

 

potatoe

we were deep in the waters if the denile river

 

STARBOY

💀💀

 

beauty guru

real

 

ok but lets be honest who here actually had a good middle school life 💀




THATS WHAT I THOUGHT

 

lets go lesbians

damn we all mentally ill 💀

 

air

it comes with being gay

 

head empty

power through the gay

 

canadian

i dont remember much from middle school

 

hammy :)

same but highschool has bedn really good!!!

 

nori<3

REAL

 

I MET MY BEST FRIENDS AND GIRLFRIEND AND I LOVE ALL OF YOU GUYS

 

over the rainbow

sappy shit makes me barf lets go back to torturing mizuki about the small dick they need to stare at

 

beauty guru

i will feed you to baboons. 

 

hermit

HELP ME ERNDNRN

 

over the rainbow

THIS IS HARASSMENT 

 

hammy :)

one coukd argue that this would be homophobia

 

over the rainbow

IM NOT GAY BRO

 

actually idk what i am

 

STARBOY

never thought i would relate to ak*to

 

over the rainbow

im offended

 

air

THE CENSOR

 

hermit

im still not over the threat

 

where do you think of that 😭😭

 

beauty guru

stole it from the quote book

 

gamer gworl

I THOUGHT THAT LOOKS FAMILIAR

 

HOW DARE YOU STEAL MY THREAT

 

STARBOY

oh yeah that was said to me as well 💀

 

pennguin

what quote book…?

 

beauty guru

nothing 😁

 

feet

mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

 

lets go lesbians

thank you toya very cool 👍

 

Leo/yourmom

EW SCIENCE

 

feet

sorry im in science and trying to stay awake

 

why is my teacher so boring

 

beauty guru

what teacher do yoh have

 

feet

idek her name shes blind

 

BLOND

 

SHES BLOND

 

beauty guru

OH HER

 

might as well say shes blind mf doesnt notice when theres people hanging from the ceiling

 

This is aimed. 

 

STARBOY

SHUT IT

 

air

ok were DEFINITELY coming back to that later

 

but anyways

 

why are yalls teachers so goddamn weird

 

hermit

its kamiyama theres no reasoning to anything 😭

 

nori<3

wait im so bored can. you tell me about the teachers 🥺

 

hermit

THE EMOJI

 

STOP IT

 

over the rainbow

its 10 am and shes awake

 

so shes grumpy

 

dont mind ena

 

hermit

you are so lucky youre at school

 

over the rainbow

i could beat you in a fight

 

hammy :)

yes because you totally did not lose a fistfight when someone called you gay

 

over the rainbow

I DIDNT LOSE

 

potatoe

video.jpg

 

lets go lesbians

damn bros ready

 

HELP ME HES JUST LAYING ON THE GROUND

 

air

NAH BRO YOH LOST

 

i could literally beat you in fighting

 

over the rainbow

YOU ARE TRAINED IN LIKE 

 

EVERYTHINF

 

air

your point 🤨

 

gay awakening

airi is very cool 😊

 

air

yes thank you shizuku

 

lets go lesbians

mizuki

 

beauty guru

on it

 

lets go lesbians

1

 

beauty guru

2

 

lets go lesbians

3

 

beauty guru

I LOVE GAY PEOPLE

 

lets go lesbians

I LOVE GAY PEOPLE

 

WONDERHOY!!!

GAY PEOPLE ✨✨✨✨

 

gamer gworl

i agree with emu

 

trader joes

seconded

 

air

i live BEING gay

 

feet

agreed

 

anyways i have stories if this one history teacher

 

STARBOY

OH THAT GUY

 

I LOVE HIS CLASS

 

we do no work Ever

 

lets go lesbians

dam lucky

 

Leo/yourmom

wait i think i know which teacher youre talking about

 

omg the stories ive heard 💀

 

potatoe

he likes to rant

 

a lot

 

gamer gworl

one time he argued with this one kid about viruses

 

i learned a lot about how your body fends off suckness tho

 

mf taught me more then any other class 💀

 

feet

he also likes politics

 

a lot

 

over the rainbow

one time he spent the whole period talking about how much kids need to have their own opinions

 

i lowkey like this teacher

 

hermit

dam im mad i dont got him

 

instead i got one where he talks about shit the whole class

 

air

HELP ???

 

nori<3

considering transfering to kamiko

 

like it seems so fun

 

STARBOY

there is definitely no dull day here

 

beauty guru

but theres also kids with brooms in bathrooms so idk if its the best choice

 

over the rainbow

I AM ONCE AGAIN BEING BULLIED IN THE GROUP CHAT

 

lets go lesbians

el em ay oh

 

anyways this is also like he only teacher who actually asks us how were doing 

 

or like how the weekend was

 

beauty guru

one time when i came to school he came up and asked me how i was doing 🥹

 

literally made my day fr

 

feet

its called being depressed

 

hammy :)

or just needing affection

 

beauty guru

yes that

 

lets go lesbians

for the record this is the onky good teacher

 

the others do not care abt us

 

like at all

 

pennguin

damn

 

well i gotta go back to class bye everyone!

 

hermit

BYEE GUYS

Notes:

LOOK AT ME BEING PRODUCTIVE OMG

THREE CHAPTERS IN LIKE LESS THEN TWO WEEKS

anyways im back out of my writers block 😎

Chapter 10: I HAVE A DISCORD

Chapter Text

HI GUYS IM SO SORRY THIS ISN'T A CHAPTER

 

But I have a discord server for all Project Sekai fans, and I need to advertose because I crave interaction and I want to talk with people desperately.

 

PLEASE JOIN IF YOU CAN I PROMISE IT'LL BE SUPER FUN AND AWESOME I AM A REALLY COOL PERSON

 

(also you might be able to help me come up with chapter ideas because im SUFFERING)

 

Discord!

Chapter 11: academic anecdotes

Summary:

elementary elections

Notes:

IM BACK PEOPLE!!!!

Omg so many people have joined the discord i truly am on cloud 9

i cant guarantee updates will be often but this will definitely continue getting updated!

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

air 

Hey guys its been a while

 

Remember when mizuki said tsukasa was hanging from the ceiling?

 

Yeah lets Talk About That

 

STARBOY

You know we really dont have to

 

beauty guru

No i think we should

 

Its a very lovely story

 

over the rainbow

Wait i think i remember this

 

Wasnt it the day after that weird ass lockdown drill?

 

nori <3

You guys have lockdown drills???

 

We just actually LEARN ABOUT THEM

 

Leo/yourmom

Theyre special

 

air

We know this

 

NOW TELL ME THE STORY

 

hermit

Ive also never heard this

 

TELL ME YOU CHOPSTICKS

 

STARBOY

Now theres something i never thought id be called

 

beauty guru

OK OK ILL TELL YOU

 

SO

 

potatoe 

Taking an awful long time to type this huh

 

beauty guru

So like we had a lockdown drill and everything was like really fucking bad and there was like 6 kids passing out from fear BECAUSE WE THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA DIE RIGHT and everything was completely normal 

 

RUI SHUT UP AND LET ME TELL THE STORY

 

potatoe 

No.

 

air

Im so intrigued please i need to hear this

 

over the rainbow

It doesnt get better

 

beauty guru

Ok so like the next day we wanted revenge right

 

nori <3

Yes obviously

 

lets go lesbians

I JUST GOT HERE BUT I REMEMER THIS ITS SO FUNNY

 

beauty guru

So like we all met up in this stinky ass storage closet right

 

gamer gworl

The smell still haunts me to this day

 

canadian

Oh no

 

beauty guru

So like

 

We made a plan to go through the airvents and sneak into the office where all the important documents are 

 

head empty

Im starting you think you guys committed crimes.

 

feet 

Oh no we very much did

 

Its not even surprising anymore

 

beauty guru

So yeah we all climbed in the vents and everything was going perfectly well

 

WE WERE ALMOST AT THE OFFICE

 

WHEN THSI MOTHERFUCKER

 

STARBOY

Its me

 

I am apparently the motherfucker

 

lets go lesbians

I think thats the most shame ive ever felt

 

Akito can say differently tho weve all seen that video of him getting his assed whooped

 

over the rainbow

I feel like im now immune t this

 

But you guys constantly surprise me

 

pennguin 

Oh my god please get on with the story im at the edge of my seat here

 

air 

YEAH 

 

PLEASE CONTINUE

 

AND AKITO SHUSH

 

beauty guru

Well

 

There was a gate in the vents where we were crawling past

 

And it happened to be above this classroom

 

And it ALSO happened to not be very sturdy

 

gay awakening

No,...

 

hermit 

HELP ME

 

WAS TSUKASA DANLGING FROM THE VENTS 

 

beauty guru

HE WAS

 

THE MF IS JUST HANGING THERE 

 

DOING NOTHING

 

AND WERE LITERALLY PANICKING ABOUT WHAT THE TEACHERS GONNA THINK

 

gamer gworl

But as weve stated that teachers blind so she saw nothing

 

feet

However there were students.

 

spider

No…

 

drop da bass

Dont tell me

 

beauty guru

THE STUDENTS SNITCHED

 

WE ALL GOT IN TROUBLE

 

potatoe

Weeks worth of detention for climbing in the vents

 

Leo/yourmom

Damn all that for nothing?

 

STARBOY

Oh no we never said that

 

head empty

Im sorry what.

 

lets go lesbians

We still got our revenge ¬‿¬

 

hammy :) 

How???

 

potatoe

Well we were going into the office because thats where they have all the important softwares like the grades and stuff

 

So we may have hacked it.

 

hermit

I am literally so hurt that you didnt invite me to this

 

over the rainbow

IT WAS DURING SCHOOL HOURS

 

YOU WERE ASLEEP

 

hermit

As i should be

 

nori <3 

I cant believe you guys committed crimes

 

spider

I can

 

It truly seems like something that would happen

 

nori <3

Yeah thats fair

 

WONDERHOY!!!

THAT SOUNDS SO FUN

 

CAN I JOIN NEXT TIME

 

STARBOY

YES EMU JOIN US IN CRIMES

 

lets go lesbians

Well you know what they say

 

feet 

Be gay do crime

 

air

Be gay do crime

 

head empty

Be gay do crime

 

air 

Ayyy

 

feet 

Woah

 

head empty

Wow.

 

pennguin

Ladies and gentlemen and everything in between

 

What happens when several gay people who make gay music get together

 

Leo/yourmom

Literally so true

 

gay awakening

Oh that reminded me

 

I also have a school story

 

spider

Educational story

 

nori <3 

Academy anecdotes

 

gay awakening

Yes i have one of those

 

air

OMG

 

IS IT THAT ONE-

 

gay awakening

Yeah! :D 

 

head empty

Oh i think i remember this 

 

It is quite amusing

 

lets go lesbians

Omg please tell us im literally so bored right now

 

gay awakening

Airi chan you should tell them i dont remember exactly what happened

 

air

Omg bet

 

beauty guru

*whispers* i love gay people

 

lets go lesbians

*whispers back* same but shut up and let me hear the story

 

potatoe

Please dont roleplay in the groupchat…

 

air

OK SO

 

We have a cool teacher that literally everyone likes

 

And one day in class we were all so bored because everyone finished their work #advancedschoolshit and even the teacher was like “i have nothing else you guys can chill”

 

hammy :) 

Oh i know this teacher! Yeah hes super cool

 

head empty

Yes hes quite fun

 

That class was interesting

 

hermit 

Omg continue continue im so absorbed in this

 

over the rainbow

I crave gossip tell me

 

beauty guru

Damn maybe they are more alike then we thought

 

hermit

Shut your pie hole mizuki

 

beauty guru

Sobs

 

potatoe

L

 

STARBOY

L

 

canadian

L

 

lets go lesbians

L

 

nori <3

L

 

pennguin

L

 

Leo/yourmom

L

 

beauty guru

DAMN EVEN MMJ WERE IN ON IT 

 

air

OK ANYWAYS

 

So eventually the class delved into several different sections

 

There was the one section of people actually doing schoolwork

 

head empty

I was one of those people

 

spider

Not surprising

 

air

There was a group of people playing with a spinny chair

 

They were going around the class rolling each other and someone almost dented the wall lmao

 

gay awakening

It was definitely scary to say the least

 

air

Then there were two kids and the TEACHER

 

DOING A DRAWNIG COMPETITION ON THE WHITEBOARD

 

For the record i won i dont care what you say

 

gay awakening

Yes airi was part of the competition

 

air

The teachers was so bad im sorry

 

hermit

Omg what did you guys draw

 

hammy :) 

For once i beg it to be something normal like a flower

 

air

Dwayne johnson

 

That totally didnt take me 5 tries to type his godforsaken name

 

lets go lesbians

Ykno what

 

It could be worse

 

drop da bass

Wait what was the last group

 

air

People just watching and/or on their phones doing something

 

gay awakening

I was watching and cheering on airi1!!!

 

beauty guru

GAY PEOPLE!!!!

 

lets go lesbians

GAY PEOPLE!!!!!!!

 

trader joes

One normal day…

 

Thats all i ask…

Notes:

im ngl the second story happened to my last year and i think i was laughing the entire time

ALSO NEXT CHAPTER WILL BE A SPECIAL REQUEST FROM JANE!!!

Notes:

If you can guess my favourite character and comment it gives me motivation for quicker updates
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