Chapter 1: The day they all joined
Chapter Text
Hatsune Miku Created a Server
Hatsune Miku named the Server: Project Sekai!!!
Hatsune Miku added 20 users
Hatsune Miku
hi hi everyone! welcome to our server!!!! i made this because you might not know! you all have sekais! and i thought it was a good idea for everyone to meet and talk to each other :D
Hoshino Ichika
HATSUNME SMIKE?!?!
Tenma Saki
ah yes,
hatsune smike
BUT FR WHAT
Hoshino Ichika
other people have sekais?
Hanasato Minori
WOAH
HELLO HOSHINO-SAN
I didnt know you guys had Sekai!
Tenma Saki
hello! i didnt know others had sekais either!
who else is here?
Azusawa Kohane
uh hello?
Hanasato Minori
WOAH Kohane!! you have sekai too?!?!
Azusawa Kohane
Yes! I have a Sekai with my girlfriend and my group :)
Shiraishi An
whoa this is super cool! nice to see you guys (i am said girlfriend)
Hanasato Minori
nice to meet you! im kohanes friend, minori!
Akiyama Mizuki
AN OMG YOU HAVE SEKAI?
Shiraishi An
MIZUKI OMG HELLO
Hoshino Ichika
This is getting kinda chaotic 😅
i mean i don’t really know many people here
Azusawa Kohane
maybe we should do introductions?
Shiraishi An
once again a flawless idea from my beautiful girlfriend
Azusawa Kohane
ah thank you an<3
Shiraishi An
<3
Tenma Saki
ok uh @everyone i tropics yourselves. Name, year and fun fact?
Im Saki Tenma, but you all can call me saki :) i’m in first year and im in a band!
Shinonome Akito
ayo wtf
Shiraishi An
INTRODUCE YOURSELF AKITO
Shinonome Akito
uh alr
Im akito shinonome. call me akito. first year and i can beatbox
Shiraishi An
lmao sry guys he’s dry
anyways Im An! im also first year and Kohane is my LOVELY girlfriend
Kiritani Haruka
oh wow hello an!!!
Shiraishi An
Haruka :0 you have sekai too!
Kiritani Haruka
yes :) im in the same group as minori!
anyways hello im Kiritani Haruka, also in first year and Im in an idol group <3 i hope we can all be friends
Hanasato Minori
OH YAY
uh im Minori! first year and i can mémorise any dance routine really quickly!
Akiyama Mizuki
yo that’s so cool
sup im mizuki and im a first year even if i never go to school because im too cool for that. uh im in an emo group lmao
Shinonome Ena
we’re not emo 😒
Shinonome Akito
ENA?!?!
Shinonome Ena
AKITO?!
WTF YOU HAVE A SEKAI?
Shinonome Akito
YEAH?!
Azusawa Kohane
oh! you must be akito’s sister! nice to meet you! im his friend :)
Akiyama Mizuki
YO ENA HI
Shinonome Ena
hello! nice to meet you kohane-san!
and yes hi mizuki
Azusawa Kohane
oh i should introduce myself
im azusawa kohane! im a first year and i enjoy singing at live houses :)
Akiyama Mizuki
@everyone HURRY UP PEOPLE
Hoshino Ichika
ah! sorry! im ichika hoshino! im also a first year and im also in a band with saki!
Tenma Saki
Yay!! :D
Shinonome Ena
oh yeah
im ena, second year and i do night classes
Hinomori Shizuku
hello! im shizuku! second year and im not very good with technology:(
Shinonome Ena
oh hello shizuku is airi also here?
Hinomori Shizuku
hello! yes her phone is away right now
Shinonome Ena
ok!
Mochizuki Honami
uh hello what is this?
Tenma Saki
Honami-chan! its a group chat with people who also have Sekai’s!
Mochizuki Honami
oh wow! guess i should introduce myself then :)
Im Honami, first year. I enjoy cleaning and occasionally work as a housekeeper
Akiyama Mizuki
ENA
OMG ITS HER
Shinonome Ena
mizuki you’re going to scare her away
Movhizuki Honami
sorry i don’t quite understand?
Shinonome Ena
do you happen to know someone named kanade?
Mochizuki Honami
oh yes! i go over to help clean for her :) why do you ask?
Akiyama Mizuki
she talks about you a lot! all good things i promise. we hear a lot over nightcord
Mochizuki Honami
oh! if you’re her friends over nightcord then she talks about you as well! ive hear quite a bit about you but i didn’t know you also had sekai!
Shiraishi An
just gonna chime in with the fact we all somehow know each other
Kiritani Haruka
well i mean i think we all live in the same area? so its kind of inevitable
Shiraishi An
lmao yeah
Yoisaki Kanade
oh hello
Akiyama Mizuki
Kanade! you’re actually up at this time?
Yoisaki Kanade
notifications
Akiyama Mizuki
ah makes sense
introduce yourself tho!
Yoisaki Kanade
ok
im kanade. don’t go to school and i compose music
Hanasato Minori
cool! that sounds fun! what kind of songs do you make?
Yoisaki Kanade
i don’t know? its been described as meaningful?
Akiyama Mizuki
minori-chan do you mind if i send you a link? its something we’re all working on rn!
Hanasato Minori
that would be awesome! i can’t wait!
Shiraishi An
that’s cool and all but miku added 20 people and only like half of us are here
WHERE IS EVERYONE
Aoyagi Toya
oh hello! apologies i was studying
Shinonome Akito
hi toya
Shiraishi An
bro comes back from the dead to see his boyfriend ok
Shinonome Akito
we’re not dating
Shiraishi An
mhm. ok.
Shinonome Akito
WERE NOT
Aoyagi Toya
anyways…
im Aoyagi Toya! first year and i am also in the same group as an, kohane and akito <3
Shiraishi An
all of vivid bad squad is here let’s gooo
Akiyama Mizuki
we’re almost all here is mafuyu didnt have THINGS
Momoi Airi
lmao hey guys this is rlly fun
im Airi! second year and im super fun and cool (and childhood friends with ena)
Hinomori Shizuku
Airi-chan! :D
Momoi Airi
hello shizu <3
Shinonome Ena
love to see it
Hanasato Minori
oh More! More! Jump! is complete too now!
Hoshino Ichika
hold on let me try to get shiho online
Hinomori Shizuku
:0 shiho has a sekai too?
Tenma Saki
yeah! were all in a band together!!!
Hinomori Shizuku
yay!
Hinomori Shiho
hello?
oh
uh im shiho? first year and i play bass
Hinomori Shizuku
Shiho! :D
Hinomori Shiho
hello shizuku :)
Shiraishi An
ok so that’s 15 people
WHERES THE LAST FIVE
Asahina Mafuyu
i was told to check this?
oh hello everyone
i wasn’t expecting there to be others who have sekai’s
Akiyama Mizuki
YES NIIGO IS COMPLETE
introduce yourself mafuyu
Asahina Mafuyu
Im Asahina Mafuyu. You’re welcome to just call me by my given name. Im a second year at miyamasuzaka academy and i make the lyrics for out songs :)
Azusawa Kohane
oh i saw you in the sports festival! you were very cool :D
Asahina Mafuyu
ah thank you! i appreciate it
Otori Emu
WONDERHOY!!! WHATS THIS?!?!
Hoshino Ichika
Otori-san! you have a sekai as well?
Otori Emu
WOAH YEAH ME AND MY FRIENDS DO
ITS SUPER WONDERHOY
Asahina Mafuyu
oh hello otori-san
Otori Emu
WUAH HI ASAHINA SENPAI
SORRY I DIDNT TEXT SOONER WE WERE PRACTOCING :D
Akiyama Mizuki
ooo fun what were you practicing?
Otori Emu
TSUKASA WANTED TO SHOW US A NEW SCRIPT FOR A NEW SHOW!!!
Tenma Saki
TSUKASA?!?!
THATS MY BROTHER HUH
Otori Emu
WOAH THATS SO COOL
WE HAVE A SEKAI
Aoyagi Toya
so Tsukasa-Senpai has a sekai too? that’s wonderful :)
Mochizuki Honami
hello otori-san! i was wondering who else is in your troupe?
Otori Emu
YEAH! it’s me, tsukasa, rui and Nene-Chan!!!!
Akiyama Mizuki
RUI?!? OH HELL NAH BRB
Shinonome Akito
kamishiro senpai and tsukasa senpai… that’s terrible
Otori Emu
ITS NOT!!! RUIS ROBOTS ARE SUPER SONDERHOY
THEY GOO WHOOM BAMM BAM AND YEAH
Siraishi An
might have to go see a show sometime
KOHANE DO YOU WANNA COME?!?!
Azusawa Kohane
oh! i actually have gone to several of their shows before! they are very entertaining:D
Aoyagi Toya
im going to have to come see a show for myself as well!!
Tenma Tsukasa
HELLO EEVERYONE EMU TOLD ME TO CHECK MY PHONE
Tenma Saki
TSUKASA HI
Tenma Tsukasa
SAKI! hello :D
you have a sekai too!!!
Tenma Saki
Yeah! its so cool
Tenma Tsukasa
ALSO NIVE TO MEET EVERYONE
Hanasato Minori
hello!!!! ive heard about you!
Tenma Tsukasa
wonderful!
Otori Emu
im gonne try to get nene-chan and rui-kun on here!!!
Akiyama Mizuki
don’t worry about rui he’ll be here
Shiraishi An
mizuki what did you do 😭
Akiyama Mizuki
absolutely nothing
Kamishiro Rui
hello~
Aoyagi Toya
hello Kamishiro Senpai!
Kamishiro Rui
hello aoyagi-kun!
Kusanagi Nene
hello?
Otori Emu
NENE CHANN HELLO
Hoshino Ichika
oh! you all should introduce yourselves!
Tenma Tsukasa
GOOD IDEA ICHIKA
i am Tsukasa Tenma! I am a star and i am in second year!
Shinonome Akito
save me…
Tenma Tsukasa
You will never escape Akito.
Shinonome Akito
WTF WTF WHAT WAS THAT
Tenma Tsukasa
:)
Otori Emu
IM EMU!!!! FORST YEAR AND I LOVE MY FRIENDS
Mochizuki Honami
:)
Otori Emu
:D
Kamishiro Rui
im Kamishiro Rui, feel free to call me whatever. im also a second year and i enjoy making robots and stuff
Kusanagi Nene
uh im kusanagi nene. first year and i like to sing?
Shiraishi An
YAY EVERYONES HERE
Shinonome Ena
this has been one giant shit show and i say good luck to everyone
Momoi Airi
i second that lol
Tenma Saki
goodnight everyone!
Hoshino Ichika
goodnight!
Chapter 2: The demon in the bathroom
Summary:
Leo/yourmom solos your fav
Notes:
one person got my fav character right. i feel as if im showing favouritism but lemme know because I DONT KNOW
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
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Akiyama Mizuki
its physically painfull looking at all the names rn
Kamishiro Rui
felt that
Shinonome Akito
then change them tf
Akiyama Mizuki
you dont know what power you have just granted me
Shinonome Akito
well shit then guess ill go die
Aoyagi Toya
Akito! dont say such things!
Shiraishi An
yeah akihoe dont say those things 😠
Shinonome Akito
😐
Hoshino Ichika
anyone else kind if worried about what akiyama is doing?
Kamishiro Rui
just go with it at this point
Akiyama Mizuki changed their name to pinky pie
pinky pie has changed Shinonome Akito’s name to Over The Rainbow
pinkie pie had changed Kamishiro Rui’s name to Potatoe
pinky pie
thats all i could tink of rn
over the rainbow
im going to commit criminal crimes
Shiraishi An
well yeah if theyre crimes they should be criminal 😐
over the rainbow
i meant federal crimes but actually thats funnier so whatever
Tenma Saki
i feel like the rest of us need nicknames now too
anyone have any ideas?
Shiraishi An
my turn bitches
Shiraishi An changed their name to Lets go lesbians
lets go lesbians changed Azusawa Kohane’s name to hammy :)
lets go lesbians changed Aoyagi Toya’s name to keeper of braincells
lets go lesbians changed Kiritani Haruka’s name to pennguin
lets go lesbians changed Tenma Tsukasa’s name to STARBOY
lets go lesbians changed Hanasato Minori’s name to nori<3
lets go lesbians changed Kusanagi Nene’s name to gamer gworl
lets go lesbians
i dont know the rest of you that well sry 🙏
Tenma Saki
oooo ill do the rest!!!
Tenma Saki changed their name to Leo/yourmom
Momoi Airi
HELP???
Leo/yourmom changed Momoi Airi’s name to bubblegum
Leo/yourmom changed Hoshino Ichika’s name to spider
Leo/yourmom changed Hinomori Shiho’s name to drop da bass
Leo/yourmom changed Mochizuki Honami’s name to trader joes
Leo/yourmom changed Otori Emu’s name to WONDERHOY!!!
Leo/yourmom changed Hinomori Shizuku’s name to gay awakening
Leo/yourmom changed Asahina Mafuyu’s name to mind empty
Leo/yourmom changed Yoisaki Kanade’s name to canadian
Shinonome Ena
EXCUSE ME I NEED A NAME
pinkie pie
do it yourself 😒
Shinonome Ena changed their name to the better shinonome
over the rainbow
THAT IS FALSE I DECLARE IT FALSE
lets go lesbians
seems pretty true to me
potatoe
wow i didnt think shinonome-kun knew what ‘declare’ was
the better shinonome
SLRJEKFBBF
but im already sick of this name
the better shinonome changed their name to hermit
hermit
mizuki thought it was funny
hammy :)
it is :)
gay awakening
im so confused
nori<3
no that fits
pretty sure shizuku was my gay awakening
spider
she was definitely mine
also is this a take in my hair saki?
Leo/yourmom
yup!
im very happy with the names tbh
STARBOY
OH NAMES??? love this 🤩
WONDERHOY!!!
WOOHOO WERE ALL SUPER COOL WAHH
gamer gworl
theyre so loud…
potatoe
L
pinkie pie
L
HELP
anyways im bired does anyone wanna do anything
lets go lesbians
MIZUKI GET TO SCHOOL NOW
AKITOS DUCKING DECKING SOMEONE
pinkie pie
HUH
hermit
WHAT IS HE DOING?
trader joes
is his normal??
STARBOY
Extremely.
pennguin
oh-
pinkie pie
someone better be recording this
potatoe
nah its too funny
oh
its over. akito is somehoe fine despite how bad he lost
hermit
HELP HE LOST?
not surprised tbh
bubblegum
you guys have such a healthy relationship
gay awakening
so everyone is okay?
lets go lesbians
lmao yeah akito got called to the pincopals office
principal
there
hammy :)
good job an
lets go lesbians
:)
gamer gworl
if youre wondering, he cant get expelled bc of this. its normal at this school
nori<3
is your school okay???
potatoe
im just realising hiw bad kamiyama is now
hermit
nighht classes>>>>
over the rainbow
HUH I DID NOT LOSE I WON BECAUSE I BEST
lets to lesbians
bros so angry he turned russian
keeper of braincells
please stop punching people for calling you gay…
Leo/yourmom
HELP THAT WAS THE REASON???
over the rainbow
MAYBE BUT IT WAS FAIR
pinkie pie
DONT PUNCH PEOPLE??
potatoe
youre one to talk.
pinkie pie
YOU BREAK SOMEONES NOSE ONE TIME
spider
huh 😧
potaoe
i almost sued
pinkie pie
he likes me too much to send me to jail
head emtpy
i like the theory that is you went to court you wouls just lose
pinkie pie
no i would dudes a genius he’d be a perfect lawyer
potatoe
ew
Leo/yourmom
tbh i could never see anyone here as lawyers. especially rui. dudes the gayest theater ner ever
STARBOY
DKFJDKRBFG SAKI
Leo/yourmom
telling the truth. youre also the biggest theater clown ever
bubblegum
this gc was one of the best things thats ever happened to me
hermit
fully agree this is great
keeper of braincells
akito got ou tof the office with just a warning
hammy :)
ok good
over the rainbow
HELP THE BATHROOM LOGHTS TIRNED OFF
lets go lesbians
huh?
over the rainbow
SOMEONES IN THE STALL NEXT TO ME
I DONT WANNA DIE
gamer gworl
people are always in the stalls. youre not gonna die
over the rainbow
THEY HAVE A BROOM
STARBOY
HUH
WHY DO THEY HAVE A BROOM
potatoe
bros going to narnia
nori<3
SITP ITT.
pinky pie
chill bro its a janitor
over the rainbow
ITS NOT
HELP THEYRE TEYING TO OPEN THE DOOR
keeper of braincells
what is happening-
over the rainbow
HELP HES SCREAMING NOW
HES TRYING TO BREAK OPEN THE DOOR
lets go lesbians
im sobbing this is great
over the rainbow
THE POLICE ARE HERE HELP
Leo/yourmom
WHY ARE THE POLICE HERE IM SOBBING
potatoe
oh shit gonna go hide brb
gamer gworl
RUI WHERE ARE YOU GOING
potatoe
no it defeats the whole purpose if i tell you
over the rainbow
THE POLICE GRABBED THE KID
STARBOY
WHAT IS HAPPENING
over the rainbow
THEYRE DRAGGING HIM AND HES SCREAMING HELP ME
pinkie pie
ok which bathroom are yoi in i need to se this
over the rainbow
IM STANDING ON THE TOILET THIS IS TERRIFYING
hermit
im actially sobbing rn this is so funny
bubblegum
this is the best entertainemtnt for so long
lets go lesbians
are they dragging him by the hair??? akito i need to know these detaisl
over the rainbow
NO BY THE LEGS
head empty
bros school turning into matilda
pinkie pie
HELP MEEEE MAFUYU
SOMEONE GO DINF THIS
potatoe
its being filmed btw
STARBOY
ARE YOU FILMING IT LMAO
potatoe
its too funny not to 😭
over the rainbow
ok the police left. im traumatised
ena im not going to school for the rest of the year
hermit
oh no you dont
go to school dumbass
lets go lesbians
just a normal day at lamiyama high school
kamiyame
kamiyama
hammy :)
im concerned for all of you
keeper of braincells
so am i… so am i…
Notes:
i firmly believe ichikas hair looks like a spider. thanks.
also, the ending is a true story. it happened today with me and a friend in out discord 🥰
Chapter 3: Help I Got Stuck In The Penis
Summary:
i keep writing honamis name as trader hoes
Notes:
THEY MAKE DICK JOKES IN THIS BECAUSE THEYRE TEENAGERS AND TEENAGERS MAKE DICK JOKES THANK YOU.
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
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pinkie pie
halloween is coming up 😏
head empty
and? whats the big deal
pinkie pie
WHAT ARE YALL GONNA BE???
STARBOY
I WILL BE A STAR.
gamer gworl
yes we know thank you tsukasa
STARBOY
YOUR VERY WELCOME
hammy :)
im doing matching costumes with an! were going to be pandas!!!
lets go lesbians
yeah!!! its super cute you woukd like it mizuki
Leo/yourmom
the four of us are going ti be zombies
STARBOY
id like everyone to know that i talked them out of going as bugs.
bubblegum
KSJDBR
anyways me and shizuku are going as a prince and princess. im the princess
shizukus wearing a suit 😏
gay awakening
yeah!!
nori<3
cat wait to see thag tbh
anyways me and haruka are going as fairies
WONDERHOY!!!
EVERYONES COSTUMES SEEM SO WONDERHOY
EMU AND NENE ARE GOING AS BUTTERFLIES
STARBOY
I couldn’t convince them.
over the rainbow
im not wearing anything for halloween because im better then everyone here
hermit
hes lying toya convinced him to go as skeletons
pinkie pie
love that
keeper of braincells
im excited :)
hermit
lowkey kinda hurt mizuki didnt wanna match with me
canadian
huh why?
pinkie pie
Well you see.
I have bought myself the best costume in the history of mankind.
potatoe
you didnt..
pinkie pie
i did.
potatoe
omg
spider
what did they buy?
pinkie pie
Let me show you.
potatoe
oh god
pinkie pie
img.penis
best thing ive ever bought
hermit
YOURE GOING AS A FUCKING PENIS??
pinkie pie
yes.
potatoe
i had no part in this
pinkie pie
rui we should match
STARBOY
please no.
potatoe
im thinking abt it
i dont have a costume yet
pinkie pie
ill buy you a costume.
though its gonna be different then mine
i am the only penis.
nori<3
stop it im cryingdknr
hermit
idek what to say to this
potatoe
…
ok maybe
i dont know what do to for halloween this year
gamer gworl
a penis is never the answer.
STARBOY
i agree with nene
Leo/yourmom
(for once)
keeper of braincells
saki…
pinkie pie
guys i fount a vag costume
hermit
HELP WHY ARE YOU LOOKING???
pinkie pie
rui never said no
IM PUTTING THE PENIS ON HOLD ON
bubblegum
i never thought i’d hear that come out of someones mouth…
lets go lesbians
this is simultaneously traumatizing and amazing
pinkie pie
thank you an i try
HELP IM STUCK INT HE PENIS
head empty
…huh?
pinkie pie
im stuck in the penis.
not the other way around.
over the rainbow
ok first, gross
second, suck it
hermit
akito you act like you dont make dick jokes of the regular
over the rainbow
THEYRE FUNNY
keeper of braincells
i will admit we laugh every time
nori<3
ok good im not the only one that finds dick jokes funny
pinkie pie
GUYS STAY ON TOPIC IM STILL STUCK IN THE PENIS
potatoe
you deserve it
pinkie pie
huh
rui what are you doing
WHY ARE YOU HEE
HELR
Leo/yourmom
oh
gamer gworl
lol
WONDERHOY !!!
HAHA SORRY MIZUKI
hermit
im sobbing what is happening 😭
bubblegum
youre sobbing all the time get a new reaction
hermit
😐
pennguin
i have a feeling mizuki just died
trader joes
i hope not
STARBOY
shakira shakira ig
gamer gworl
HUH?
Leo/yourmom
Shakira Shakira.
potatoe
shakira shakira!!
keeper of braincells
shakira shakira :)
canadian
shakira shakira.
pinkie pie
HELP EMERR
over the rainbow
TOYA??? HUH???
nori<3
if this is a cult i want in
spider
MINORIWIDBE
bubblegum
^^ seconded
lets go lesbians
is toya a dogboy 🤨
keeper of braincells
WHAT
over the rainbow
THAT WAS SO RANDOM WTF
pennguin
KSJDDNDJE
hammy :)
AN??
lets go lesbians
its a valid question
drop da bass
im sorry for changing the topic but is anyone else scared that the tenmas came on, said ‘shakira shakira’ and havent said anything since?
gamer gworl
ive also been staying silent im terrified
STARBOY
Shakira Shakira.
Leo/yourmom
Shakira Shakira.
canadian
Shakira Shakira.
hermit
kanade honorary tenma
toyas basically been adopted already
keeper of braincells
huh-?
pinkie pie
I LIVEEE
head empty
dang.
pinkie pie
excuse me .
anyways i forced rui into the vag costume
potatoe
we will never speak of this again.
gamer gworl
SKDNDBDJEBR HAHA
trader joes
i didnt even realise how late it was
why is everyone awake 😭
nori<3
imagine having a good sleep schedule
WONDERHOY!!
YEAH!! IM ALWAYS UP AT THIS TIME
head empty
as am i :)
Leo/yourmom
couldnt sleep so im chatting with the besties
STARBOY
idk shakira shakira
lets go lesbians
develop a personality.
hammy :)
AN
SKRNDBRK
STARBOY
fine then guess ill go die 😒
potatoe
bye
STARBOY
WOW
OKAY
keeper of braincells
please dont joke about that
bubblegum
yeah guys we all know what happened to akito when he said hed die
hermit
mf got attacked by the bathroom demon
over the rainbow
.
i came here to have a good time and im honestly feeling so attacked rn
pennguin
good. suffer.
lets go lesbians
ive snatched someone else in my akito bullying club 😈
over the rainbow
im filing a restraining order
Leo/yourmom
guess vbs is no more guys 😔
hammy :)
oh no
anyways what is everyones opinions on me bringing muffins to school?
over the rainbow
wow she really doesnt care
hammy :)
no i care about muffins
nori<3
ARE YOU REALLY???
OMG THAT WOULD BE LOVELY TY KOHANE
STARBOY
i dont go to your school but that sounds like something everyone would love
keeper of braincells
thats very thoughtful kohane <3
hermit
just letting yall know akito just came online and offline very quickly
over the rainbow
OH MY GOD LET ME LIVE MY LIFE
lets go lesbians
not if youre being extremely gay
bubblegum
anyways muffins sounds great kohane!
gay awakening
agreed! i cant wait!
Leo/yourmom
YAY IM SURE THEYRE DELICIOUS
drop da bass
yeah :)
trader joes
oh let me know if you need help at all!
hammy :)
thank you honami! i think i should be okay for now :D
WONDERHOY!!
YAY MUFFINS!!! (づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ
hammy :)
ok thank you everyone <3
lets go lesbians
guys im literally so lucky…
pinkie pie
an out here living the dream
hermit
😐
head empty
L
canadian
L
hermit
i am violently sobbing rn.
bubblegum
nightcord at 25:00 breakup (real!!) (NOT CLICKBAIT!!!)
nori<3
airi 😭
pinkie pie
ACTUALLY SHIT WE NEED TO GET ON CALL SEE YA HOMOS
WONDERHOY!!!
BYE GUYSSS!!! HAVE A WONDERHOY TIME
head empty
thank you we will :)
Leo/yourmom
thats still terrifying as hell
spider
i think thats our cue for everyone to go to sleep
STARBOY
AGREED
GOODNIGHT EVERYONE
trader joes
goodnight!
gay awakening
night!
over the rainbow
theres a guy outside running around naked
lets go lesbians
i literally cannot do this right now.
Notes:
ok yes i know this was late but things happened and i needed to rewrite the whole chapter so dont be mad. anyways the penis thing actually happened where zuki actually bought a penis costume 😐
if you wanna know what it looks like search up ‘inflatable penis spirit halloween’
ALSO I NEED HELP. PLEASE LET ME KNOW IF I SHOULD MAKE POLYSHOW OR RUIKASA AND EMUNENE SEPERATELY IM DESPERATE
if youre wondering where most of these ideas come from i own like 2 pjsk roleplay discord servers and we need help there so-
Chapter 4: HAPPY HALLOWEEN HOMOS
Summary:
No mizuki did not wear the penis costume to school
Notes:
HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYONE!!!!
my rui cosplay didnt come in time so im going as off brand todoroki because i have a wig for some reason
but i trued getting out an extra long chapter for this :)
ALSO IM TRYING TO INCLUDE MORE CHARACTERS BUT THEY WOUKDNT ACTUALLY TALK SO IDK WHERE TO PUT THEM 😭😭😭
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
lets go lesbians
HAPPY HALLOWEEN HOMOS
STARBOY
WOOOOOOOOOOO☆
BEST DAY EVER☆
Leo/yourmom
he wouldnt stop screaming this morning
BUT HAOPY HALLOWEEN
pinkie pie
i love halloween so much im actually going to school so i can show off my costume
nori<3
the… penis…?
pinkie pie
NO
IM WEARING A GHOST TO SCHOOL
EKHFSKFB IM NOT GOING TO SCHOOL IN A PENIS😭😭😭😭
potatoe
they thought about it
had to talk them out of it
trader joes
going to school
so excited
hammy :)
todays gonna be so much fun
spider
ooo whos going trick or treating????
Leo/yourmom
US OFC
lets go lesbians
vbs is dragging akito along 💪
hermit
good he needs to go out more
over the rainbow
i literally cant STAND you ena
hermit
good i didnt like you anyways
bubblegum
SOS SOS SCHOOL STARS IN T MINUS 5 MINUTES HURRY UP
pinkie pie
AH SHIT NO I GOTTA GET THERE
hermit
ok i know yall were in class but its been a solid half hour is everyone alive 😭
pinkie pie
HI BAE
IM GOOD
THERES SOMEONE WEARING A MAID OUTFIT WITH CAT EARS ALDH
hermit
WHATSV
deop da bass
oh yeah weve got like 5 of those
lets go lesbians
high schoolers are so creative 😐
potatoe
i live halloween so much omg
gamer gworl
oh no whats happening
potatoe
someones chucking candy at the class and tsukasa sucks at catching so theyre all hitting him in the face 😭😭😭
Leo/yourmom
PLEASE TAKE PICTURES THAT IS AMAZING
STARBOY
NO ITS NOT☆
I SUCK AT SPORTS HELP ME☆
I HAVE A BLACK EYE☆
RUI STOLE ALL THE CANDY☆
pinkie pie
brb gonna sneak into ur class and steal it
keeper of braincells
my class is having a party
theres a lot of candy
lets go lesbians
AKITO STOP RUNNING IN THE HALLS
pennguin
KABDSKBFD
over the rainbow
STOP EXPOSING ME AN
lets go lesbians
im so cool
pennguin
sometimes i forget youre a ‘popular kid’ and have hall monitor duty 💀
pinkie pie
SOS SOS WHY ARE THERE MIDDLE SCHOOLERS HERE
STARBOY
HUH☆
nori<3
what is wrong with your school oh my god
keeper of braincells
i have no clue…
pinkie pie
why is the 8 year okd being rasict…
ITS A FOREIGNER
Rui stop running.
pros of having a tracking device with your friends
trader joes
today i have learned something new
hermit
so were just gonna gloss over that??
ok then 😐
trader joes
apparently, what scares shiho the most is fake severed limbs
drop da bass
They are terrifying.
nori<3
KAHOOT LETS GOOOO
IM GONNA DOMINATE THIS
canadian
thats nice
hermit
omg hi kanade join me in being the only ones not at school
canadian
honami made me halloween sugar cookies
pinkie pie
GIMME
OMG
lets go lesbians
HELP
THEYRE RIPPING APART THIS EIGHT YEAR OKD IM WJEHDJEBR
STARBOY
He deserved it. ☆
gamer gworl
HELP????
over the rainbow
omg which class made a vampire disco this is sick
STARBOY
that was mine ☆
over the rainbow
oh then it was shit.
keeper of braincells
akito 😐
pinkie pie
no that was great they played cannibal by kesha
nori<3
KOHANE BEAT ME IN THE KAHOOT
BETRAYAL
hammy :)
IM SORRY I JUST KNOW A LOT ABOUT HALLOWEEN
SHIHO GOT THIRD BTW
drop da bass
im cool
nori<3
ive been dethroned 😔
pennguin
i won my kahoot ☺️
nori<3
haru ily but now is NOT THE TIME
THIS IS WHY TEY CALL ME FIGHT FIGHT MINORI IM ABOUT TO FIGHT SOMEONE
lets go lesbians
come over here and fight the middle schooler its fun being up some stuck up white boy named richard
bubblegum
HELP IS TAT ACTUALY HIS NAME???
STARBOY
IT IS 😭😭😭😭☆
Leo/yourmom
GUYS ME AND ICHIS CLASS MADE A RLY COOL SPIDER
THEYRE PUTTING IT IN THE FRONT OF THW SCHOOL
hammy :)
:0
ill go see it!
hermit
the one day i actually want to go to day classes
over the rainbow
youre not even out if bed yet are you
hermit
.
over the rainbow
thats what i thought.
gamer gworl
Why are there toea on my homescreen.
spider
HWATS
WONDERHOY!!!
NENE CHAN YOU GOT MY GIFT
gamer gworl
I DONT WANT TO SEE YOUR TOES EMU
THATS A WHOLE FETISH
STARBOY
remind me not to open my phone ever. ☆
nori<3
im so confused
potatoe
we have an app named locket where you can add friends and send pictures to each others homescreens
usually its either kasa sending new costumes, nene not doing anything, me sending pet pics and emu sending drawings
but today we have been blessed with emus toes.
Leo/yourmom
IM SOBBING I NEED THIS APP
STARBOY
Beware. ☆
nori<3
im loving the random stars at the end of every message but why 😭😭😭
STARBOY
idk my keybaord randomly started doing that this morning☆
so im just going with it 💀☆
BUT I AM A STAR AFTER ALL☆
over the rainbow
i can hear his laugh from a floor above
anyways im pretty sure richard is dead
spider
i cant get over his name…
bubblegum
BRO I JUST DID AN APPLE BOBBLING COMP
I WON OFC
hermit
WOOO GO AIR
bubblegum
What did you just call me.
hermit
Air.
hold on
hermit changed bubblegums bame to air
air
homophobia
hermit
I AM A LESBIAN
lets go lesbians
wait hold on i just realised
rui how did you make your hair natural again?
pinkie pie
WAIT YEAH WHY IS IT BROWN
potatoe
…huh?
i dyed it…
pinkie pie
yes we know that but how did you life it so well
potatoe
WDYM
I DIDNT LIFT IT I DYED IT BROWN FOR TODAY
over the rainbow
no
no this is wrong
ITS FUCKING NATURAL???
potatoe
YES???
ZUKI I CANT BELIEVE YOU DIDNT KNOW???
pinkie pie
NOT MY FAULT???
ITS LITERALLY PURPLE WHOS HAIR IS NATURAL LIKE THAT
still dont believe it tbh
gamer gworl
can confirm
bros had purple hair since i met him
i was 4.
lets go lesbians
why whole life is a lie
potatoe
if it makes you feel better i dye the blue parts
STARBOY
that doesnt make me feel better☆
who in the world would WANT to dye their hair like that☆
thats why i thought it was natural☆
worst sense of style ever☆
keeper of braincells
im sorry tsukasa-senpai but i really cannot take you seriously with the stars…
STARBOY
I DONT KNOW WHATS HAPPENING UGH ☆
nori<3
WE DOWNLOADED LOCKET EVERYONE ADD US
IM SOBBING
WHY IS THERE TOES
WONDERHOY!!!
TAHST NOT ME THIS TIME!!!
gamer gworl
😧
THEN WHO PUT THEIR FEET
nvm.
i know who it is.
lets go lesbians
I HATE YOU MIZUKI
pinkie pie
WKDBDKSBDF
TAKE THAT AN
I WILL STEAL FEET PICS
omg i just passed richards dead body
head empty
wow
i misse.d… a lot
was it tasty
pinkie pie
HUH???
no
over the rainbow
WHOS STALKING ME
WHY AM I ON THE HOMESCREEN
air
bros just like 😓🧍♂️
hermit
ELDHEKDBF
WHY DO YOU LOOK LIKE THAT
lets go lesbians
toya said he was going to be late LMAO
hammy :)
schools over
getting ready for trick or treating >:)
WONDERHOY!!!
WOOOOOO WONDAHOIII
air
guys do you think i can befriend suri
potatoe
yes
follow up question
do you need assistance
pinkie pie
fancy mf 😒
air
yes please im not techy and the only other person here is shizuku
gay awakening
:)
nori<3
that was midly threatening…
STARBOY
COME OVER TO MY HOUSE WERE GONNA HAVE SOME COOKIES☆
Leo/yourmom
OOO YEAH
hona’s making cookis and were gonna watch a movie until it gets dark come join us 😍
pinkie pie
omg can i come
Leo/yourmom
everyone come one big sekai halloween party
pennguin
i keeo forgetting thats the reason this server was made
lets go lesbians
weve taken over
mikus probably intimidated by our feet pics
Hatsune Miku
No i just live observing :D
spider
OMG MIKU HII
drop da bass
hatsume smike…
spider
😭
WONDERHOY!!!
MIKU!!!
WANNA JOIN OUR HALLOWEEN APRTY???
Hatsune Miku
:0
YES!!
OO CAN THE OTHERS COME???
STARBOY
YES!!☆
WEAR YOUR BEST COSTUMES☆
keeper of braincells
see you soon everyone :)
hammy :)
yeah!
over the rainbow
see ya soon
hermit
gay ass
Notes:
THERE IS LITERALLY SO MUCH IN THIS CHAPTER IDK WHAT HAPPENED HELP
anyways i write these during school so im gonna try to get out at LEAST two chapters during the week so expect that lmao.
Chapter 5: this girl (boy) is on fireeeeee
Summary:
I listened to the zoldyck rap on repeat while writing this
Notes:
YES I KNOW ITS BEEN TWO WEEKS I HAVE BEEN CALLED OUT ON IT
anyways life hit and school sucks and i got a bf and paying ALL of my attention to him 🧍
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
head empty
ok who other then wxs is a theatre kid here.
gamer gworl
ok first ouch
second why???
Leo/yourmom
someone playing the entire rent soundtrack on the PA 💀
STARBOY
FIVE HUNDRED TWENTY FIVE THOUSAND SIX HUBDRED MINUTES
also i fixed my keyboard
nori<3
yay!!
also i have no clue but its fun
air
im throuroughly enjoying it
I do not know how to spell that.
spider
aksbskf
lmao
but yeah idk either
head empty
oh its stopped
pennguin
damn now theyre playing dear evan hansen
STARBOY
WE START WITH STARS IN OUT EYES
WE START BELIEVING THAT WE BELONG
BUT EVERY SUN DOESNT RISE
AND NO ONE TELLS YOU WHERE YOU WENT WRONG
pinkie pie
STEP OUT STEP OUT OF THE SUN IF YOU KEEP GETTING BURNED
this is fun
i kin this musical
potatoe
frr
lets go lesbians
ok ignoring that
why cant our school be cool like yours :(
hammy :)
an i think youre forgetting the bathroom demon
and the police
and the fighting
and literally everything
lets go lesbians
ok yeah maybe were cool
over the rainbow
speaking of events
the schools on fire.
hermit
WHAT
STARBOY
oh yeah i saw that
currently running for my life
IT WAS RIGHT NEXT TO ME
fucking chemistry class
gamer gworl
see this is why i dont care about hydrogen peroxide
trader joes
wait who started the fire?
potatoe
i know everyone thinks its me
but me and tsu are in different classes
so it was not me. i had english
Leo/youmom
@STARBOY who was it
STARBOY
SORRY GUYS IM AUSSY
over the rainbow
YOUR WHAT
SUSSY???
spider
HELP???
Leo/yourmom
screenshitted
lets go lesbians
damn
shitted
potatoe
he said hes busy
i can see him running 💀
lets go lesbians
normally i would be responsible and tell him not to
but the schools burning down so i have more important things to worry about
like my hair almost being singed off
pennguin
HUH
STARBOY
IM NOT SUSSY???? BUSY AKITO BUSY
over the rainbow
too late
your sussy in my phone now
keeper of braincells
i-
ok then
Leo/yourmom
damn toyas just given up
keeper of braincells
maybe i need a new name
pinkie pie changed keeper of braincells name to feet
feet
im not sure this is better-
pinkie pie
YOU KEEP PUTTING FEET PICS ON MY SCREEN
nori<3
oh so that was toya-
HUH
over the rainbow
no comment
hermit
shouldve known it was you.
pinkie pie
fire men are here btw
lets go lesbians
YOURE NOT EVEN AT SCHOOL TODAY
pinkie pie
nah im on call with rui this shit hilarious
stayed home to watch hunter x hunter for the fifth time
drop da bass
i dont blame you that anime is peak
Leo/yourmom
peaky peaky
spider
😭
pinkie pie
anyways does anyone have any song suggestions ive been listening to the zoldyck rap for the past 3 hours
STARBOY
THAT SONG IS SO GOOD
pinkie pie
FRRR
TSUKASAS GOT TASTE
pennguin
does anyone here listen to kpop?
hammy :)
i do occasionaly
gay awakening
sorry i dont :(
pennguin
ohh
i was going to recommend a new song called Nxde by G(idle)
pinkie pie
OMG
LISTEN
IM NOT A KPOP FAN BUT THE GRIP THIS SONG HAS ON ME RIGHT NOW
Leo/yourmom
no fr im obsessed with it
over the rainbow
i hate how im admitting to this but same
hammy :)
i especially like the message its supposed to send off :D
lets go lesbians
FRRR
ITS NICE TO SEE A CHANGE OF PACE FOR ONCE
WONDERHOY!!!
AND THE MUSIC IS CATCHY TOO
WE DID THE DANCE AND ITS WONDERHOY!!
gamer gworl
the dance is quite fun
trader joes
oooo sounds like you had a good time then
gamer gworl
yup
over the rainbow
heading back inside
Leo/yourmom
that was fast
STARBOY
mfs dont care abt us
I ALMOST DIED
hermit
once again night classes>>>
air
i thought that said night cheese
hermit
WHY WOULD I SAY NIGHT CHEESE
trader joes
i despise cheese
it tastes like shit
Leo/yourmom
hona 😧
spider
were all tired
#no filter
lets go lesbians
fr
STARBOY
guys the whole ass chemistry lab is destroyed 💀
my lungs are filling with smoke el em ay oh
feet
oh my god do you need help
STARBOY
nah i crave death
hammy :)
everyone therapy challenge go!
STARBOY
i crave death
lets go lesbians
id like to point out tsukasa runs extremely slowly
STARBOY
i failed p.e. what do you expect, usain bolt?
Leo/yourmom
yes actually
run little clown boy
feet
saki…
over the rainbow
SCHOOLS OUT LETS GOO
shekdbdkdbdk
hermit
????
lets go lesbians
mf got trampled
hermit
ah
head empty
normal day at kamiyama high school
Leo/yourmom
guys you shoukd come over tsukasas not gonna be here tonight 😁
STARBOY
wait what
where am i gonna be
spider
I-
WONDERHOY!!!
where will he be??????
pinkie pie
i literally cannot right now
Leo/yourmom
YOU HAVE A JOB TSU
STARBOY
IH SHIT
I FORGOT
WONDERHOY!!!
ME TOO OH NO
nori<3
how do you forget you have a whole job…
hermit
kamiyama
over the rainbow
kamiyama
feet
kamiyama
lets go lesbians
kamiyama
pinkie pie
kamiyama
potatoe
kamiyama.
i have no clue for emu tho
WONDERHOY!!!
BYE EVERYONE WE HAVE TO GO
hammy :)
good luck i guess-!
Notes:
Also, ive managed to figure out a way for me to write easier. before i was just saying whatever, but now ive got a rough plan for each chapter. so far ive got the next three planned 😍
Chapter 6: its canon now
Summary:
stan mmj
Notes:
omg look at me being profuctive and postinf a fairly long chapter TWO DAYS IN A ROW
the new system is working 😈
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
nori<3
why does school have to start so earlyyyy
im so tired 😭😭
lets go lesbians
can relate inactually still asleep
nori<3
i have a busy day why do i have to go to school 😢
hammy :)
oh yeah you guys are doing one big livestream tonight right?
air
yeah! its gonna be super cool we have a ton of fun things planned
pennguin
we hope we’ll be able to see some familar names in the chat? :)
hermit
WELL I CANT BECAUSE IMMA BE ON THE STREAM #bestfriendpriveleges
air
were so awesome and cool
trader joes
i have some things to do after school but ill try to watch!
hammy :)
we dont have practice today so ill be there
lets go lesbians
omg vbs mmj watch party at weekend garage
AKITO YOU BETTER COME
over the rainbow
was already planning on watching yhe stream
do not make fun of me theyre entertaining
feet
we were going to watch together but we can make it :)
nori<3
THANKS GUYS I APPRECIATE IT
spider
ooo i have some student council things to do after school but i can try to join when im done
WONDERHOY!!!
I WANNA WATCH OO ITS GONNA BE SO WONDERHOY
nori<3
THANK YOU EMU ILY ❤️❤️❤️❤️
WONDERHOY!!!
WOO WOO 💗💗💗
pinkie pie
im joining for my wife 🫶🫶🫶
hermit
thats my partner everyone you better respect them
lets go lesbians
we love gay people
except akito
get yo shit together
over the rainbow
😑
IM WORKING ON IT
lets go lesbians
WORK HARDER
head empty
school is starting farewell for a few hours everyone
WONDERHOY!!!
BYE BYE!!!
pinkie pie
bye guys!!!
gamer gworl
weve all basically just exposed ourselves as die hard mmj fans
lets go lesbians
whats not to like about them 🤷
pinkie pie
teah weve got
minori: the ‘normal’ one, whos the sweetest person ever and also the clumbsiest, lesbian
haruka: also incredibly sweet, raging lesbian
airi: super entertaining and fun to watch. shes also super cool. also a lesbian
shizuku: shes shizuku. whats not to live abt her. shes also every lesbians gay awakening and nb peoples gender envy. WHO IS ALSO A LESBIAN
IN CONCLUSION:
LESBIANS RULE THE WORLD
thank you for coming ti my ted talk
over the rainbow
👏👏👏👏👏👏
lets go lesbians
👏👏👏👏👏
potatoe
👏👏👏
hermit
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
gamer gworl
👏
feet
👏👏
STARBOY
👏👏👏
pinkie pie
thank you thank you
anyways rui tsu where tf were you
potatoe
were skipping rn
lets go lesbians
…
see i would do something about this
but im more concerned over the idea of TSUKASA TENMA
WORLD NUMBER ONE STAR
SKIPPING CLASS
STARBOY
LISTEN
THERE WAS A BEE
AND A PANIC ATTCK ABOUT BEES WERE INVOLVED
AND NOW WERE ON THE ROOF
LEAVE ME BE
pun not intended.
potatoe
it was a piece of fluff.
STARBOY
A BEE.
Leo/yourmom
oh yeah thats happened before
bees are the worst things
second to centipedes
STARBOY
shouldnt you be class.
Leo/yourmom
😽✌️
bye
feet
wow-
i dont even know what to say
STARBOY
you dont have to lets move on 😁
potatoe
also i will be watching the mmj stream
those are always entertaining
pinkie pie
fr
hermit
im so bored
we should all meet up in the weekend and have like idk what its called double date but like extreme edition
pinkie pie
YES
OMG
ENA ILY THAT IS GENIUS
lets go lesbians
omg we should so do that
hammy :)
that sounds really fun!!!
over the rainbow
arent you in class?
hammy :)
its lunch time suck my toes akito
lets go lesbians
KABDSKFBK
HA
over the rainbow
I WOUKD EXPECT THAT FROM LITERALLY ANYONE ELSE
okay maybe not shizuku
BUT ANYONE
KOHANE!!???
hammy :)
date :)
hermit
omg where should we have the date
pennguin
whats a big enough place for us all to be comfotable and not cramped?
WONDERHOY!!!
OH OH I KNOW I KNOW
potatoe
go for it emu
WONDERHOY!!!
WE SHOULD HAVE IT AT PHENNY LAND
ITS BIG AND I CAN GET US ALL SOECIAL PASSES
ITLL BE SUPER WONDERHOY!!!
trader joes
that actually sounds quite nice
nori<3
yeah!!! i would love that, even if rollercoasters scare me 😅
air
IM ALL UP FOR IT
feet
oh but when will we be doing it?
potatoe
well its wednesday right now, so how about saturday? i believe most people are off that day
spider
we have practice later that day but other then that were all good 👍
lets go lesbians
we also have practice that day but its like at night so were also in
everyone is coming.
over the rainbow
😒
head empty
hm i might be able to get out of cram school that day and go the next. ill get back to you
hermit
ok mafuyu!!
im obviously good. so is mizu
STARBOY
well were all good obviously 😭
nori<3
sorry we were just checking the schedule, and were free that day too!!
hammy :)
yay everyones free!! why dont we meet at around 10 so we can be there a few hours then lunch?
over the rainbow
damn i gotta get ena out of bed now
hermit
SHUT IT AKITO
feet
ah ive got to go now but im looking forwards to this weekend :)
gay awakening
everyone the livestream is starting in about 10 minutes, weve got to get ready!
nori<3
OH YEAH BYE GUYS SEE YA SOON
STARBOY
GOOD LUCK MINORI!!!!
hermit
i am so ready for this 😈
air
its gonna be amazing BYE YALL HAVE FUN
lets go lesbians
mmj mmj mmj mmj mmj mmj
CHANT WITH ME
pinkie pie
MMJ MMJ MMJ MMJ MMJ
hammy :)
:D MORE MORE JUMP!!
pennguin
awe thank you all!!
gamer gworl
good luck guys!
Leo/yourmom
GOOD LUCK!!!
pinkie pie
ITS STARTING
over the rainbow
we know we can see
hammy :)
an just slapped him over the head
pinkie pie
thats my bff 💪
potatoe
😑
pinkie pie
…second bff
STARBOY
LOOK AT THE OUTFITS
THEYRE BEAUTIFUL
pinkie pie
REAL!!!!!
ena looks so good omg
WONDERHOY!!!
THEYR GONNA DANCE YAY
Leo/yourmom
LETS GO MINORI!!! 🗣🗣🗣
drop da bass
wow theyre dancing very nicely
hammy :)
it looks so effortless
pinkie pie
enas fr killing it
over the rainbow
the next segment is a Q and A should we troll them
pinkie pie
im debating
itll be funny
but i also just wanna watch
STARBOY
im about to fight a bitch
who tf said minori is a waste of space in the chat
LEMME AT EM
potatoe
brb
gamer gworl
damn there they go
HELP THEY BROUGHT THE CANON OUT
pinkie pie
lmao just a little warning shot
hammy :)
minori handled that so well omg
lets go lesbians
im conclusion:
stan mmj
over the rainbow
oh look minori fell
Notes:
mmj needs more representation AND I WILL DIE ON THAT HILL
Chapter 7: Bing Chilling 🥶🍦
Summary:
damn im really getting less funny
Notes:
I KNOW ITS BEEN TWO WEEKS I WAS SICK OKAY
anyways have this monstrosity
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
Leo/yourmom
FUCK EXAM DAY IS COMING UP
STARBOY
SAKI!!! NO SWEARING!!
Leo/yourmom
😐
FIRST HAVE YOU HEARD YOURSELF? SECOND LET ME HAVE THIS IM OANIKCING
nori<3
im also panicking internally
we’ll be fine 🙂
drop da bass
that’s terrifying
head empty
if you need help with anything, i could offer some study sessions?
spider
really? that would be wonderful asahina-senpai, but what about your own exams?
head empty
i can make do with it dont worry
gay awakening
i could also help with studying! dont want to leave all of it on asahina’s shoulders
pinkie pie
see i would offer to help but we all know it probably wouldnt be a good idea
hammy :)
i would also be able to help! i think its a good idea to study in a group over by yourself
feet
im also free this week so im also available
air
how about we all have one big study session?
it woukd probably help the kamiyama people too, dont you guys have exams coming up?
over the rainbow
WE DO??
feet
yes akito, we have exams in two weeks
over the rainbow
FUCK
ok yeah study sessions sounds good
WONDERHOY!!!
I ALSO NEED HELP IM NOT DOING GOOD IN SCHOOL
trader joes
its settled then
one big group study session sometime this week!
lets go lesbians
WE CAN HAVE IT AT MY DADS PLACE
there should be enough room for everyone and i even get soecial perms obv
pennguin
that sounds great an!
now what day and time?
head empty
well its currently sunday, and exams are on thrusday, so how about we meet monday and tuesday?
pinkie pie
sounds good to me
also the people helping would probably be the people with the higher grades
no like. not me
potatoe
sounds good
but just for reference, what does everyone need help with the most?
Leo/yourmom
mainly math and english tbh
ENGLISH IS SO HARD
STARBOY
AGREED
gamer gworl
DANCE! AND! SING!
STARBOY
STOP IT
nori<3
LMAO
but im also struggling in english
potatoe
got it 👍
head empty
alright so were all good for the study sessions?
spider
yes! thank you so much everyone this is great!
drop da bass
appreciate it :)
hermit
damn i just saw this i can come too
air
you should youre not doing too good in school either
hermit
IM DOING BETTER THEN AKITO AT LEAST
air
THATS NOT SOMETHING TO BE PROUD OF
over the rainbow
HEY WHAT
air
anyways
whats everyones plans for tonight?
trader joes
weve been invited over to the tenmas and tsukasa is throwing a pizza party for the four of us :)
Leo/yourmom
GUYS MY BROTHER IS WAY BETTER THEN YOURS SUCK IT
hermit
i agree 🗣🗣🗣
over the rainbow
im done.
goodbye
i will now perish
bold of you to assume im hurt
hermit
no j know you arent its what makes it funny
canadian
oh what kind of pizza have you gotten?
Leo/yourmom
were all very basic so we just got cheese pizza
ITS THE BEST ANYWAYS SO
lets go lesbians
cheese pizza all the way
hammy :)
i like both cheese and pepperoni
WONDERHOY!!!
ME TOO
PIZZAS SO YUMMY
gamer gworl
me too
spider
so what is everyone else doing?
nori<3
we had nothing planned so im probably going to do a littke studying tonight
pennguin
dont overwork yourself!!! that also goes for everyone too
nori<3
dont worry haru! i wont <3
pinkie pie
i love gay people
lets go lesbians
me too
OH ALSO
the 8 of us from kamiko are going ti a cafe for lunch for no reason
its the one ena picked out
air
omg is it that one?
hermit
ya betcha it is
air
damn im jealous
yall gonne have a good time
feet
thats great!
im excited ive heard its a good place
lets go lesbians
fr
and then later tonight vbs has a big show at the one really big live house on vivid street
hammy :)
Yeah!! im very excited but also a little nervous
nori<3
OH CAN I COME WATCH
its way better then studying anyways
hammy :)
yeah of course!
pennguin
oh i can also come watch
id love to see you all do amazing once again
lets go lesbians
AWEE STOP IT YOUR MAKING ME BLUSH
STARBOY
why is an so dramatic shes like spinning circles
potatoe
im not even gonna say anything
Leo/yourmom
your one to talk tsukasa 😭😭
over the rainbow
mosg dramatic people ive ever met
save me
hermit
no youre stuck with them
over the rainbow
damn 💔💔
lets go lesbians
bro these cupcakes slap so hard
IM IN HEAVEN
pinkie pie
literally shaking i love this place so much
nori<3
damn now im jealous of you
STARBOY
you should be this is great
hammy :)
ok now i need to go there sometime
lets go lesbians
ILL TAKE YOU OMG
hammy :)
yay! then its a date :)
air
my turn
i love gay people
Leo/yourmom
so true
everyone speakinf FACTS
spider
i think were also having a good time this pizza tastes amazing
drop da bass
can confirm
gay awakening
this is so fun
over the rainbow
someone save me
potatoe
its fiine nothings wrong
head empty
ok something definitely happened whats going on
gamer gworl
istg if i see ONE MORE PERSON talk about american actors i am GOING to combust
potatoe
tsu turned emo
Leo/yourmom
HUH
WDYM HE TURNED EMO??
hermit
bros sitting here reciting lin-manuel miranda songs
like the sad ones
gamer gworl
listen i love musicals more then like anyone
BUT I CANNOT TAKE THE STORY OF TONIGHT ANY LONGER
STARBOY
YOU DONT UNDERSTAND
THEYRE ALL SO HAPPY
AND YHEN HERE COMES THE WAR KILLING LIKE ALL OF THEM
ITS SO SAD
potatoe
im gonna slap him
WONDERHOY!!!
PLEASE TSUKASA CALM DOWN
ITS JUST A MUSICAL
STARBOY
EXCUSE ME
JUST A MUSICAL???
oh ill show you ‘just a musical’
pinkie pie
and thats our cue to let toya and rui hold him doen while we EVACUATE
nori<3
im not even surprised at this point
pennguin
emu i think you should start running…
WONDERHOY!!!
YEAH BYE BYE EVERYONE SEE YOU LATER
feet
ok so tsukasa got away…
lets go lesbians
SAVE ME
hammy :)
oh no…
good luck guys!!!
over the rainbow
FUCK FUCK FUCK DUCK DUCK DUCK
air
lmao duck
spider
i-
trader joes
well there they go-
STARBOY
Bing Chilling 🥶🍦
Notes:
i dont even know what to say rn tbh-
LIKE I AM BLANK RN IG NEW CHAPTER COMING SOON???
(i like comments a kot they feed me)
Chapter 8: halloween isnt a holiday its a lifestyle
Summary:
RICHARD LIVES ON
Chapter Text
Leo/yourmom
YAY ITS THE WEEKENDSKFBDKFBELFNLENTLE
spider
saki? you good?
Leo/yourmom
ITS THE WEEKENED NO MORE SXAMS. I CAN DIE HAPPY NOW
STARBOY
WHAT
NO???
DONT DIE????
feet
agreed
no dying
lets go lesbians
omg IM BORED
pinkie pie
yknow im gettinf bored of my name
pinkie pie changed their name to beauty guru
beauty guru
IM LITERALLY SO UNFUNNY RN
IM SURVIVING OFF OF LIKE 2 MINUTES OF SLEEP
hermit
can relate
also go the fuck to bed you fiend
beauty guru
nah chats active
trader joes
you all need to sleep more ☹️
potatoe
imagine sleeping
canadian
^^^
trader joes
kanade…
head empty
sleeping is overrated we stay up and contemplate the meaning of life instead
beauty guru
weve come to an agreement thag the meaning of life is chocolate peanut butter ice cream from baskin robins
drop da bass
ok but why is it so good
air
FR
OMG
i need to go to BR again
mmj double date to BR 🥺🥺🥺
nori<3
only if you never use that emoji ever again
air
sobs fine
gay awakening
ive never been to baskin robins…
air
EVEN BETTER REASON TO GO
WONDERHOY!!!
I LOVE ICE CREAM ITS SI WONDERHOY
hammy :)
AGREED EMU
VERY WONDERHOY!!!
WONDERHOY!!!
YESSSSHSH
we went for an ice cream date last week!!!
gamer gworl
ok but the chocolate peanut butter ice cream slaps
Leo/yourmom
REAL
beauty guru
REAL
JINX
Leo/yourmom
JINX
HAHA
head empty
glad weve all agreed on the meaning of life
hermit
HELP ME
THE POWER WENT OUT
IM CRYING
potatoe
oh yea thats weird
imma go check it out 🏃💨
STARBOY
lord…
hermit
KM LITERALLY SCREAMING THIS IS AMAZING
air
what…
i thought you were scared
hermit
NO JUST WAIT
lets go lesbians
wait for what
im confused
over the rainbow
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
hermit
KRBDKDBFKEBFNF
hammy :)
akito you good…?
over the rainbow
NO
J WAS IN THE FUCKING SHOWET
SHOWER
KILL ME
IM FREEZING
WONDERHOY!!!
ALDHSKDNRN HAHAHA
air
HELP ME
ok ena was right this is great
over the rainbow
IT IS NOT
Leo/yourmom
sucks to suck ig?? 🤷
spider
im
trader joes
ok ignoring that
does anyone need any help with anything? power outages can be scary
over the rainbow
IM COLD
THE FUCKING SHOWER WENT TO FREEZING WATER
AND THEN STOPPED
WE HAVE NO HEATING
BECAUSE THE POWER IS FUCKING OUT
nori<3
yes we know this
DOES ANYONE NEED FLASHLIGHTS OR CANDLES I HAVE SOME
STARBOY
AS DO I
IT IS VERY DARK
gamer gworl
ok but like why couldnt this have happened on halloween
it wouldve been so much better
@potatoe wtf arr you doing on your roof.
WONDERHOY!!!
OOOO TUI CAN I COME OVER
potatoe
YEAH
ALSO IM FIXING THE POWER 😠😠
WONDERHOY!!!
HALLOWEEN AGAIN WOOHOO
air
wait omg im bored can i come 🥺
nori<3
WHAT DID I SAY
YOU
air
NO
I AM MY OWN PERSON I CAN DO WHAT I WANT
SPEAKING OF THAT
ENA COME TO THE GAYBOYS HOUSE
BRING UR OUJI BOARD
hermit
OMG YEAH
SEE YA AKITO
HAVE FUN FREEZING
over the rainbow
KM GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU
WHY DOD YOU TAKE AKL YHE TOWELS
beauty guru
KDNSKDBDKF HELP???
feet
akito ill come bring you some warm towels ☹️
over the rainbow
THANK YOU TOYA
BMY ONLY FRIEND
lets go lesbians
oh lmao me and kohane are just chillin here
hammy :)
i got food :D
trader joes
yay! im with kanade right now, were looking at some youtube videos on her phone.
canadian
:)
drop da bass
not doin much either
whats up with the scary people
gamer gworl
WHY ARE YOU GUYS ON THE ROOF
EHAT ARE YOU FOUBG
potatoe
nene halloween isnt a holiday
its a lifestyle and werr living it
air
THERES A GHOST HERE
STARBOY
EHAT
RUI IM NEVER GOING TO YOUR HOUSE AGAIN
potatoe
do not care rn im talking to the ghost
beauty guru
ena please commentate what are they saying
hermit
Rui: hello, how are you today
Ghost: Good.
Rui: thats great! are you friendly or do you want to kill us?
Ghost: depends
Rui: WONDERFUL
emu: WON WON WONDERHOY
air
guys if i die blame it on the ghost
spider
you should ask theyre name
air
OH YEAH RUI ASK
potatoe
his name is richard…
lets go lesbians
THE RACIST MIDDLE SCHOOLER????
hermit
no i think this is a dofferent richard
hes not rasict 💀
WONDERHOY!!!
HE WANTS CANDLES
WERE LIGHTING CANDLES
THIS IS FUN
gamer gworl
im witnessing this whole thinf frommy window
im terrified.
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STARBOY
WHAT FHE FUCK
THATS A WHOLE SÉANCE
nori<3
I WANNA JOIN IN NOW OMG
pennguin
MINORIRI
gay awakening
airi we have a live in two days please dont die…
air
NO PROMISES
over the rainbow
ok im better now
EHAT IS THAT
feet
oh wow
that looks weirdly comforting
WONDERHOY!!!
RICHARD SAID HES NOT GONNA KILL US
potatoe
dammit…
beauty guru
✨depression✨
Leo/yourmom
REAL!!!
STARBOY
guys its december we DO NOT NEED ANOTHER HALLOWEEN
potatoe
ITS A LIFESTYLE TSU
DEAL WITH IT
spider
wait can someone video call i wanna witness this live
head empty
this is the most amusement ive had in a while…
ena started a video call
16 people joined the call
over the rainbow
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
WONDERHOY!!!
ITS RICHARD!!! 😁😁😁
nori<3
THAT IS VERY MUCH A LIZARD
A SCARY LIZARD MAN
beauty guru
IS THAT AIRI CHANTING WITCHCRAFT
DO NOT JOIN IN
ENA SHUT UP EVEN IM SCARED OKAY
over the rainbow
‘mizuki stop being a pussy’ HELP ME
beauty guru
im winding up
feet
omg how is richard flying
trader joes
IS THAT A FULL MOON
THATS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE FOR LIKE HALF A MONTH
lets go lesbians
why is there a skeleton
WHY IS THERE A SKELETON
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
STARBOY
DONT BLOW OUT THE CANDLES
I CANT SEE ANYTHING
SHIT
spider
THERES GLOWING RED EYES
air
GUYS RUN ITS COMING FOR US
Rui and Emu just jumped off the roof.
DOING THE SAME
OH HE HAD A MATRESS THERE
my ass still hurts tho
potatoe
pretty sure i broke my foot we good
WONDERHOY!!!
HAHAHA ROCHARD IS COMING FOR US
APPARENTLY HE DOESNT LIKE HALLOWEEN
beauty guru
well then hes a stupid fucking ghost
gay awakening
once again please DO NOT die
nori<3
seconded even if this is funny as shit
trader joes
i think im having a stroke
head empty
i should join in on the summoning next time
hermit
YES YOU SHOULD
ADDING AN EXTRA SPOOKY FACTOR
spider
im gonna head to bed and hope richard doesnt come get me in my sleep
STARBOY
richard live on i guess 🤷
over the rainbow
THE POWERS BACK ON
WONDERHOY!!!
RICHARD SAVED THE DAY
LETS GO RICHARD 💪💪💪
hermit
stan richard fr
beauty guru
halloween 2.0 was a success
gamer gworl
i think watching that took 30 years off my life
nori<3
im going to bed
NIGHT GUYS
NIGHT RICHARD
RICHARD
GOODNIGHT!!!
Notes:
IM ACTUALLY VERY SURPRISED HOW WELL MY SYSTEM IS WORKING AND THANK YOU ALL SO MYCH ON ALL THE SUPPORT IM GLAD PEOPLE LIKE THIS SO MUCH
Chapter 9: im a lesbian i do not care how big ur dick is
Summary:
michealanwhateverthefuckhisnameis
Notes:
imeither getting so funny people cant handle it or the opposite 💀
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
lets go lesbians
im gonna riot were already back at school
nori<3
WEEKENDS LAST WAY TOO SHORT
STARBOY
REAL
feet
for once i agree
get me out of this hellhole.
hammy :)
i also agree
its very boring today
beauty guru
IM TIRED OF LOOKING AT THIS STATUE
potatoe
what-
beauty guru
IM IN ART EVERY MORNJNG AND I HAVE TO SIT RIGHT WHETE IM EYE LEVEL WITH THE SMALLEST DICK I HAVE EVER SEEN
nori<3
jm sorry what now
why is there a mini dick in your art class
hermit
OH THAT FUCKING THING
YEAH I ALSO SEE IT
beauty guru
I AM SICK AND TIRED OF THIS
FUCKING MICHEALS STATUE HAS THE SMALLEST DICK EVER
head empty
please, who the actual fuck is Micheal.
potatoe
DO YOU MEAN
MICHELANGELO
beauty guru
yes michealnewhateverthefuck
potatoe
IM??
HOW DO YOU LOOK AT IT EVERYDAY AND STILL NOT KNOW THE ARTIST??
nori<3
i am trying so hard not to cackle in class
drop da bass
youre not doing a good job
i can hear you from across the class
hammy :)
oh thats also me
this is great
pennguin
saki is also laughing
oh so is ichika
Leo/yourmom
I CANT MICHEALANWHATEVERYHEFYCJ
MIZUKI UR KILLING ME
beauty guru
GLAD MY PAIN IS ENTERTAINING
BUT I AM VERY MYCH A LESBIAN
I DON NOT CARE ABOUT DICK
over the rainbow
i am so scared my RINGTONE WAS ON
lets go lesbians
i dare you to guess what his ringtone is.
beauty guru
NOT NOW AN IM HAVING A CRISIS
THIS PENIS IS SMALL AND I DONT LIKE DICK
I AM LESBIAN.
gamer gworl
i though u and rui dated in middle school
air
everyone quiet were getting lore
spider
👀🍿
nori<3
👀🍿
Hatsune Miku
👀🍿
spider
MIKU????
Leo/yourmom
OMG
GUYS ITS HATSUNE SMIKE
spider
SAKI 😭😭😭
trader joes changed Hatsune Miku’s name to Hatsume Smike
trader joes
im sorry live its so funny
spider
sobs
hermit
GUYS BACK TO MIZU I NEED THE TEA
beauty guru
🙄
damn yall gossip freaks
BUT TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION NENE
potatoe
we were deep in the waters if the denile river
STARBOY
💀💀
beauty guru
real
ok but lets be honest who here actually had a good middle school life 💀
THATS WHAT I THOUGHT
lets go lesbians
damn we all mentally ill 💀
air
it comes with being gay
head empty
power through the gay
canadian
i dont remember much from middle school
hammy :)
same but highschool has bedn really good!!!
nori<3
REAL
I MET MY BEST FRIENDS AND GIRLFRIEND AND I LOVE ALL OF YOU GUYS
over the rainbow
sappy shit makes me barf lets go back to torturing mizuki about the small dick they need to stare at
beauty guru
i will feed you to baboons.
hermit
HELP ME ERNDNRN
over the rainbow
THIS IS HARASSMENT
hammy :)
one coukd argue that this would be homophobia
over the rainbow
IM NOT GAY BRO
actually idk what i am
STARBOY
never thought i would relate to ak*to
over the rainbow
im offended
air
THE CENSOR
hermit
im still not over the threat
where do you think of that 😭😭
beauty guru
stole it from the quote book
gamer gworl
I THOUGHT THAT LOOKS FAMILIAR
HOW DARE YOU STEAL MY THREAT
STARBOY
oh yeah that was said to me as well 💀
pennguin
what quote book…?
beauty guru
nothing 😁
feet
mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
lets go lesbians
thank you toya very cool 👍
Leo/yourmom
EW SCIENCE
feet
sorry im in science and trying to stay awake
why is my teacher so boring
beauty guru
what teacher do yoh have
feet
idek her name shes blind
BLOND
SHES BLOND
beauty guru
OH HER
might as well say shes blind mf doesnt notice when theres people hanging from the ceiling
This is aimed.
STARBOY
SHUT IT
air
ok were DEFINITELY coming back to that later
but anyways
why are yalls teachers so goddamn weird
hermit
its kamiyama theres no reasoning to anything 😭
nori<3
wait im so bored can. you tell me about the teachers 🥺
hermit
THE EMOJI
STOP IT
over the rainbow
its 10 am and shes awake
so shes grumpy
dont mind ena
hermit
you are so lucky youre at school
over the rainbow
i could beat you in a fight
hammy :)
yes because you totally did not lose a fistfight when someone called you gay
over the rainbow
I DIDNT LOSE
potatoe
video.jpg
lets go lesbians
damn bros ready
HELP ME HES JUST LAYING ON THE GROUND
air
NAH BRO YOH LOST
i could literally beat you in fighting
over the rainbow
YOU ARE TRAINED IN LIKE
EVERYTHINF
air
your point 🤨
gay awakening
airi is very cool 😊
air
yes thank you shizuku
lets go lesbians
mizuki
beauty guru
on it
lets go lesbians
1
beauty guru
2
lets go lesbians
3
beauty guru
I LOVE GAY PEOPLE
lets go lesbians
I LOVE GAY PEOPLE
WONDERHOY!!!
GAY PEOPLE ✨✨✨✨
gamer gworl
i agree with emu
trader joes
seconded
air
i live BEING gay
feet
agreed
anyways i have stories if this one history teacher
STARBOY
OH THAT GUY
I LOVE HIS CLASS
we do no work Ever
lets go lesbians
dam lucky
Leo/yourmom
wait i think i know which teacher youre talking about
omg the stories ive heard 💀
potatoe
he likes to rant
a lot
gamer gworl
one time he argued with this one kid about viruses
i learned a lot about how your body fends off suckness tho
mf taught me more then any other class 💀
feet
he also likes politics
a lot
over the rainbow
one time he spent the whole period talking about how much kids need to have their own opinions
i lowkey like this teacher
hermit
dam im mad i dont got him
instead i got one where he talks about shit the whole class
air
HELP ???
nori<3
considering transfering to kamiko
like it seems so fun
STARBOY
there is definitely no dull day here
beauty guru
but theres also kids with brooms in bathrooms so idk if its the best choice
over the rainbow
I AM ONCE AGAIN BEING BULLIED IN THE GROUP CHAT
lets go lesbians
el em ay oh
anyways this is also like he only teacher who actually asks us how were doing
or like how the weekend was
beauty guru
one time when i came to school he came up and asked me how i was doing 🥹
literally made my day fr
feet
its called being depressed
hammy :)
or just needing affection
beauty guru
yes that
lets go lesbians
for the record this is the onky good teacher
the others do not care abt us
like at all
pennguin
damn
well i gotta go back to class bye everyone!
hermit
BYEE GUYS
Notes:
LOOK AT ME BEING PRODUCTIVE OMG
THREE CHAPTERS IN LIKE LESS THEN TWO WEEKS
anyways im back out of my writers block 😎
Chapter 10: I HAVE A DISCORD
Chapter Text
HI GUYS IM SO SORRY THIS ISN'T A CHAPTER
But I have a discord server for all Project Sekai fans, and I need to advertose because I crave interaction and I want to talk with people desperately.
PLEASE JOIN IF YOU CAN I PROMISE IT'LL BE SUPER FUN AND AWESOME I AM A REALLY COOL PERSON
(also you might be able to help me come up with chapter ideas because im SUFFERING)
Chapter 11: academic anecdotes
Summary:
elementary elections
Notes:
IM BACK PEOPLE!!!!
Omg so many people have joined the discord i truly am on cloud 9
i cant guarantee updates will be often but this will definitely continue getting updated!
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
air
Hey guys its been a while
Remember when mizuki said tsukasa was hanging from the ceiling?
Yeah lets Talk About That
STARBOY
You know we really dont have to
beauty guru
No i think we should
Its a very lovely story
over the rainbow
Wait i think i remember this
Wasnt it the day after that weird ass lockdown drill?
nori <3
You guys have lockdown drills???
We just actually LEARN ABOUT THEM
Leo/yourmom
Theyre special
air
We know this
NOW TELL ME THE STORY
hermit
Ive also never heard this
TELL ME YOU CHOPSTICKS
STARBOY
Now theres something i never thought id be called
beauty guru
OK OK ILL TELL YOU
SO
potatoe
Taking an awful long time to type this huh
beauty guru
So like we had a lockdown drill and everything was like really fucking bad and there was like 6 kids passing out from fear BECAUSE WE THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA DIE RIGHT and everything was completely normal
RUI SHUT UP AND LET ME TELL THE STORY
potatoe
No.
air
Im so intrigued please i need to hear this
over the rainbow
It doesnt get better
beauty guru
Ok so like the next day we wanted revenge right
nori <3
Yes obviously
lets go lesbians
I JUST GOT HERE BUT I REMEMER THIS ITS SO FUNNY
beauty guru
So like we all met up in this stinky ass storage closet right
gamer gworl
The smell still haunts me to this day
canadian
Oh no
beauty guru
So like
We made a plan to go through the airvents and sneak into the office where all the important documents are
head empty
Im starting you think you guys committed crimes.
feet
Oh no we very much did
Its not even surprising anymore
beauty guru
So yeah we all climbed in the vents and everything was going perfectly well
WE WERE ALMOST AT THE OFFICE
WHEN THSI MOTHERFUCKER
STARBOY
Its me
I am apparently the motherfucker
lets go lesbians
I think thats the most shame ive ever felt
Akito can say differently tho weve all seen that video of him getting his assed whooped
over the rainbow
I feel like im now immune t this
But you guys constantly surprise me
pennguin
Oh my god please get on with the story im at the edge of my seat here
air
YEAH
PLEASE CONTINUE
AND AKITO SHUSH
beauty guru
Well
There was a gate in the vents where we were crawling past
And it happened to be above this classroom
And it ALSO happened to not be very sturdy
gay awakening
No,...
hermit
HELP ME
WAS TSUKASA DANLGING FROM THE VENTS
beauty guru
HE WAS
THE MF IS JUST HANGING THERE
DOING NOTHING
AND WERE LITERALLY PANICKING ABOUT WHAT THE TEACHERS GONNA THINK
gamer gworl
But as weve stated that teachers blind so she saw nothing
feet
However there were students.
spider
No…
drop da bass
Dont tell me
beauty guru
THE STUDENTS SNITCHED
WE ALL GOT IN TROUBLE
potatoe
Weeks worth of detention for climbing in the vents
Leo/yourmom
Damn all that for nothing?
STARBOY
Oh no we never said that
head empty
Im sorry what.
lets go lesbians
We still got our revenge ¬‿¬
hammy :)
How???
potatoe
Well we were going into the office because thats where they have all the important softwares like the grades and stuff
So we may have hacked it.
hermit
I am literally so hurt that you didnt invite me to this
over the rainbow
IT WAS DURING SCHOOL HOURS
YOU WERE ASLEEP
hermit
As i should be
nori <3
I cant believe you guys committed crimes
spider
I can
It truly seems like something that would happen
nori <3
Yeah thats fair
WONDERHOY!!!
THAT SOUNDS SO FUN
CAN I JOIN NEXT TIME
STARBOY
YES EMU JOIN US IN CRIMES
lets go lesbians
Well you know what they say
feet
Be gay do crime
air
Be gay do crime
head empty
Be gay do crime
air
Ayyy
feet
Woah
head empty
Wow.
pennguin
Ladies and gentlemen and everything in between
What happens when several gay people who make gay music get together
Leo/yourmom
Literally so true
gay awakening
Oh that reminded me
I also have a school story
spider
Educational story
nori <3
Academy anecdotes
gay awakening
Yes i have one of those
air
OMG
IS IT THAT ONE-
gay awakening
Yeah! :D
head empty
Oh i think i remember this
It is quite amusing
lets go lesbians
Omg please tell us im literally so bored right now
gay awakening
Airi chan you should tell them i dont remember exactly what happened
air
Omg bet
beauty guru
*whispers* i love gay people
lets go lesbians
*whispers back* same but shut up and let me hear the story
potatoe
Please dont roleplay in the groupchat…
air
OK SO
We have a cool teacher that literally everyone likes
And one day in class we were all so bored because everyone finished their work #advancedschoolshit and even the teacher was like “i have nothing else you guys can chill”
hammy :)
Oh i know this teacher! Yeah hes super cool
head empty
Yes hes quite fun
That class was interesting
hermit
Omg continue continue im so absorbed in this
over the rainbow
I crave gossip tell me
beauty guru
Damn maybe they are more alike then we thought
hermit
Shut your pie hole mizuki
beauty guru
Sobs
potatoe
L
STARBOY
L
canadian
L
lets go lesbians
L
nori <3
L
pennguin
L
Leo/yourmom
L
beauty guru
DAMN EVEN MMJ WERE IN ON IT
air
OK ANYWAYS
So eventually the class delved into several different sections
There was the one section of people actually doing schoolwork
head empty
I was one of those people
spider
Not surprising
air
There was a group of people playing with a spinny chair
They were going around the class rolling each other and someone almost dented the wall lmao
gay awakening
It was definitely scary to say the least
air
Then there were two kids and the TEACHER
DOING A DRAWNIG COMPETITION ON THE WHITEBOARD
For the record i won i dont care what you say
gay awakening
Yes airi was part of the competition
air
The teachers was so bad im sorry
hermit
Omg what did you guys draw
hammy :)
For once i beg it to be something normal like a flower
air
Dwayne johnson
That totally didnt take me 5 tries to type his godforsaken name
lets go lesbians
Ykno what
It could be worse
drop da bass
Wait what was the last group
air
People just watching and/or on their phones doing something
gay awakening
I was watching and cheering on airi1!!!
beauty guru
GAY PEOPLE!!!!
lets go lesbians
GAY PEOPLE!!!!!!!
trader joes
One normal day…
Thats all i ask…
Notes:
im ngl the second story happened to my last year and i think i was laughing the entire time
ALSO NEXT CHAPTER WILL BE A SPECIAL REQUEST FROM JANE!!!
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