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Carl huffed at the added weight to his hair. Technoblade had cut his hair and tied it into the braid.
"Phil will take care of you."
His chat followed him as he walked. They were confused. He had no weapons, no armor, not even supplies to gather. Where was he going? They began to worry. He walked for awhile till his attention was pulled to Wilbur, his older, adoptive, brother. Letting lose the drag of smoke he had just taken, Will waved to the younger with an exaggerated gesture. Techno did the same before continuing, earning a raised brow from the older. Shrugging it off he continued looking through his communicator.
Techno was almost to the world spawn before grtting dragged back. His chat gripping and yanking his clotges to keep him. They realised he was leaving. The mission was now. Luke he promised, they wouldn't be with him forever, and that greatly devastated them. They had learned to love the Blood God, their killer. They weren't going to let him leave now!
'TECHNOSTAY'
'DON'T LEAVE US!'
'YOU CAN'T GO'
'PHIL WILL NISS YOU!'
'CROWFATHER LOVES YOU! DON'T GO!'
'WHAT ABOUT TOMMY?'
'THIS ISN'T ABOUT TOMMY YOU STAN, HE'S LEAVING!'
He doubled over at all the protests. He told them that he wasn't stating. That he made a deal with the Gods that when he killed the most selfish one, he would become one himself. That he wouldn't be physically there anymore. And they didn't listen. Now, Mumza was here to take him. He climbed into the palms of her hands and waved, sending them to their new bonds.
*
Eret was the first one that was found. The ferrets chattering away, before the ones with bright red eyes made their way to her. He jumped in initial suprise at how loud they were compaired to all the others. But as they began to listen, she grew heavy.
"Techno is-"
*
"-dead? Wait, okay, everyone shut up! Now, red glyphs are going on about someone being dead- who?"
Sam had to close his eyes when the red first showed up due to the sudden flash bang of light and colors that hit his eyes. All he caught was the death goddess taking someone. As he read them the more he understood.
*
'Hup 2 3 4'
'He's gone'
'Hup 2 3 4'
'TECHNO DISAPPEARED'
'LADY DEATH'
'MUMZA'
'Hup 2 3 4'
"Wait, what, hold on. Doozers, stop for a second. Where dis he go?"
'To defeat God!'
*
Ponk was lazing under his lemon tree when a seven foot pile of lemons landed on him. Messages and notes were exclaimed along with th usual notes he found. They were confusing.
*
Little clay characters ran around before many of them tugged and pulled on Fundy's fur, leading him to new ones made out of red clay, not the usual stuff. In the sand was a message.
"He's gone? There are so many he's on the server, who is?... Techno? That's hard to believe."
The little red clay monsters began throwing fits till Fundy had to go ask Sam.
*
Niki was reading her journal filled with screaming about her friend as Jack was listening to it. It made him overstimulated but he continued to do so. He needed to know. Niki had to look away from the dread she was feeling.
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Conversation from Aimsey's walkie talkie crashes and jumbles leaving her confused. The snippets and words she can make out mean nothing. She sits and decifers due to this being the first time it's kicked up this badly.
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Ranboo's particles were loud and clear. The little red dots gathered in his hands, held gently as they last thing given to him by his 'sensei'. Steam was coming from his cheeks as he cried. Michael was hugging his leg, not understanding anything.
*
The ducks in the pond were concerned as new ones joined them. Their heads were down and some were even making destressed. A few of the ducklings were crowding around his legs as he patted another's head. Only listening to them, no verbal comfort would help anyways.
*
Wilbur could hear them, like music leaking into the water of a lake. Instead of the usual calm guitar and looming piano ther was thindering violin and angered viola. Instead of a beautiful symphony he knew it was a loud warm-up of wrong notes and rusbed lines.
"WHAT THE FUCK!"
*
Tommy's chat dropped their fake pick as they clutched their TV head. He panicked and tried helping. Too many words were passing. Then four most used came up.
'Techno'
'Mumza'
'God'
'Dead'
"PHIL!"
*
Everyone of Phil's murder flew to him and the newest members landed on him. The called out about everything and he only nodded. He knew. He always knew. What he didn't expect was for Tommy and his chat to came at him and tackle him in a hug.
"Phil.."
"I know"
"He's gone, Techno is-"
"I know, he's with Kristin now."
*
Techno smiled before turning to Kristin and widening it more. He waved to Ghostbur. The man happily waved back, almost clumsily falling off Friend. Kristin looked down at The Blade and he nodded. She grinned and leaned down before shooting him up into the heavens. He was killing the pretentious God and destroying his kingdom to join Kristin and XD after getting back his godhood.
*
"Tell the rest of the smp, that i have ascended to heaven, to take on the kingdom of God!"
