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1. yeah let's get to the point, you love to disappoint me don't you by lipacxtcher

   Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   07 Oct 2022

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Mac McDonald/Dennis Reynolds
   • Mac McDonald
   • Dennis Reynolds
   • Original Female Character(s)
   • Comedy
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • Silly
   • Lawyers
   • it starts silly then turns smutty then turns sappy
   • Eventual Smut
   • Grinding
   • Semi-Public Sex
   • In Public
   • established relationship (sort of)
   • Confessions
   • just a lot going on at once tbh
   • not beta read we die like maureen ponderosa
   • Dennis Reynolds is a Bastard Man
   • Mac is stupid
   • Top Mac McDonald
   • Bottom Dennis Reynolds
   • piss but no piss kink
   • Dennis Reynolds Has Big Feelings
   • super weird tbh
   • please dont read this

   Summary

   "So the urination incident occurred as the relations had begun?"

   "Don't call it that, please," Mac mumbled, sinking down further into his seat and staring at the office carpet like he wanted to disappear into it.

   "No, actually, it was right as I was feeling ready to reach... my finale." Dennis huffed, shooting another glare at Mac. "Which really ruined my whole mood when this man here went SOFT and pissed while inside me."

   "You know I didn't mean to, dude! How many times do I have to say that!"

   OR mac and dennis consult a lawyer on their latest breakup. shenanigans and horniness ensue. no piss kink but piss mention.

   OR meant to be crack, but then i got horny, but then i got sad over this pairing

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