Work Text:
laundry
This is stupid.
Knowing how to fold clothes
Is an essential skill–
“Mi mi mi mi mi,
Folding is
Essential and I
Eat porridge for breakfast
And suck ass –”
So what do you do with
Your clothes then?
I just throw em
In my dresser.
Or on the floor.
Whichever is closer.
Hm. That’s strange.
I remember you used to hang up
Your uniform every night,
Even though you got it all dirty.
Well I used to do
A lot of things.
I’m more awesome
Now though.
Is that
How you see it?
What? Do you think
I suck now? Because let
Me tell you, I have only
Gotten bigger and more
Handsome. Unlike you.
You’re all old and you
Stink. Not me though!
I don’t stink –
Yes you do.
You always fucking smell
Like shit.
And you didn’t
Answer my question.
What?
My question.
Do you think I suck now?
No, of course not.
You’re just
Different
From how I remembered.
As if you’re not–
Never said I wasn’t.
It’s not a bad thing.
Sure it’s not,
Mr. Sulker
Who sulks all day.
Well you’re not me.
You’re still
A good kid.
That’s not different.
I know.
I’m just that awesome.
But you still suck
At doing laundry.
Oh come on man!
I’ve been trying!
See? I’m doing it
Without wrinkles
And shit.
Great,
You’re trying.
Thank you for trying
With me.
You’re fuckin weird man.
But you’re welcome.