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glitter girl added little hood, dickhead, and bloodthirsty uptight demon to ‘dead birds club’
little hood changed their name to jason
jason: FUCK YEAH
glitter girl: now thats not fun is it
glitter girl changed jason’s name to daddy issues
glitter girl restricted name changes
daddy issues: oh
okay
dickhead: accept your fate
daddy issues: never 🤬
bloodthirsty uptight demon: Brown, that name is quite facetious. It fits Todd.
glitter girl allowed bloodthirsty uptight demon to change names
glitter girl: you complimented me
your my new favourite Wayne
after Alfred ofc
bloodthirsty uptight demon: Wow.
I feel so acknowledged.
glitter girl: zip it or im taking away your rights
bloodthirsty uptight demon changed dickhead’s name to frivolous inconvenience
frivolous inconvenience: I like my old name better
daddy issues: what
dickhead?
frivolous inconvenience: no my name
dick
just
dick
this feels like a personal, fancy attack
bloodthirsty uptight demon: It is.
daddy issues changed bloodthirsty uptight demon’s name to undomesticated demon spawn
glitter girl: you overstepped my code??
oracle helped you didn’t she
daddy issues: its crazy what people do when you have dick at gunpoint
undomesticated demon spawn: We all know and agree that Cain and Grayson are the most adequate at fighting.
frivolous inconvenience: Aww where did the Dami that named me this go
undomesticated demon spawn: He took a long hot shower and rethought his life after he heard that sentence.
daddy issues: HAHA
I am loving social media era Damian
glitter girl: ive never not regretted something so much
this group chat is the best thing that happened since my death
frivolous inconvenience: guys i dropped my yogurt smoothie
a single tear dripped down my cheek
undomesticated demon spawn: Good.
frivolous inconvenience: WHAT AFTER JASON AND TIM IM YOUR TARGET??
WHAT DID I EVER DO BUT PROVIDE YOU WITH LOVE AND AFFECTION AND whats another word for affection
undomesticated demon spawn: Amity.
frivolous inconvenience: YEAH AMITY AND RESPECT‼️
and this is what i get back 🥺
i giggled writing that
glitter girl: Oh.
undomesticated demon spawn: I wish to be emancipated. Is it too late?
daddy issues: can someone FUCKING CHANGE MY NAME
glitter girl: I HAVE FUCKING TUTION SO NO
undomesticated demon spawn: We all live in the same house. Can we not just talk?
glitter girl: You wanna talk with me dami 🥺🥺
undomesticated demon spawn: Never. I would eat a million of Drake’s cookies if that meant I could never see you three again.
frivolous inconvenience: i love how random the tim slander is
undomesticated demon spawn: And I love how jaw-dropping, shock inducing your lack of intelligence is.
frivolous inconvenience: Oh ok
im coming over 😜
undomesticated demon spawn: And I am moving to the Kent’s. They treat me better anyways.
glitter girl: half sure supes is scared of you
undomesticated demon spawn: I did shoot Superman with a Kryptonite bullet once. I throughly enjoyed it.
frivolous inconvenience: i saw him cackling madly with the gun
i was actually scared
glitter girl: my guy why is talia at my apartment
literally go away
undomesticated demon spawn: Mother is there?
I hope you die an excruciating and painful slow death, Brown.
glitter girl: brown brown brown
what if people think my names actually brown
daddy issues: are we going to skip over the fact that talia al ghul’s in your small two room apartment steph
glitter girl: yeah
shes asking what movies lil D likes
undomesticated demon spawn: I enjoy watching videotapes of Mother getting tortured endlessly.
frivolous inconvenience: he means chucky
daddy issues: really?
undomesticated demon spawn: Yes, really. Definitely. I enjoy watching a stupid little ginger-headed piece of plastic chase people around. I can acclaim the high ground just by standing on top of the house. Chucky can not climb. He is armed with only a small kitchen knife and I can just kick him to oblivion. He is an ugly little useless piece of melting plastic made-of-bad-quality Mattel doll. He is nothing against me. He wears overalls. Overalls. I do not condone such a crime committed. He can murder me if he wants. But if he dares to wear that striped shirt ever again, the last thing he’ll see is me.
glitter girl: you popped OFF
daddy issues: woah
bros been holding that in for a long time
frivolous inconvenience: no he wasnt he was commenting on every horror movie we watched
hes a real wet blanket
i never got that synonym
like why a wet blanket
i like blankets
but wet blanket = party pooper
but isnt party pooper just
someone shitting at a party
daddy issues: dont question english
I hate Pennywise. Pennywise? More like Nickel Young. Thats a good rapper name. Someone out theres have got to name themselves Nickel Young. Anyways, that Ronald Mcdonald clown looking ass is so fucking dumb I want to cry. He just fucking dances and has beef with KIDS. KIDS, who are at the lowest health-wise point of their lives. He can turn into anything but chooses a clown? My guy. And did Georgie not learn stranger danger?? The fuck?? and the dropping the boat in the sewers. Like, come on man, no ones gonna do that. Ever. Its disgusting. That bald ass greek stadium hair takes YEARS off my lifespan. I just burn in hatred whenever I hear about Pennywise. ‘You’ll float too’ we get it theres oxygen in our blood that allows us to float. Thank you for the scientific lecture Georgie. Pennywise is so fucking facebook marketplace level intelligent. Hes so dumb. Literally watching them from a distance; thats just creepy and being a pedophile. Bro should go back to Forever 21 to return that heart-stopping fatal eyesight loss outfit. He wants to be scary Santa Claus so bad. Like pennywise isnt mf strong bro got beat with a guys who are struggling for their lives and cigarette girl whos so ginger she looks like ed sheeran but generbended and did so many cigarettes her lungs would be black before she even hit puberty and then he proceeded to take them as a group. Battle iq thanos level. And that dollar store ahh Claires makeup wig from Daiso ass. Pennywise? No, no, 20c goofy.
glitter girl: BRO 💀
frivolous inconvenience: bro has beef with a clown
daddy issues: yeah i think being beat up by one sorta does that
undomesticated demon spawn: Reading your message, I completely agree.
frivolous inconvenience: poor pennywise
daddy issues: you want me to start why pennywise sucks again?
frivolous inconvenience: no
I sincerely apologize for upsetting your desirable elating paragraph. Pennywise sucks.
daddy issues: Good.